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1. 1 这 This Is Showbiz! No Going Crazy in Public! 这里是娱乐圈！禁止随地大小癫！ Warm Chestnut暖栗栗Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Entertainment industry] [Livestream variety show] [Comedy and memes] [Face-slapping and punishing the scum] [Real and fake heiresses] Wen Yao and the fake heiress were both reborn at the turning point of their fates. In their previous lives, Wen Yao chose a blind date, while the fake heiress chose a variety show. The fake heiress failed to ride on her washed-up brother’s coattails and instead got the whole internet hating her after one bizarre stunt after another! Wen Yao, meanwhile, met the Cr 9.7kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves

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   This book is perfect! Gu Yan: "You can choose an upward or downward life." Gu Zhu: ? "Upward, one, two, three—hang yourself; downward, three, two, one—jump." It made my stomach hurt from laughing so much.

2. 2 加 After Dying Suddenly from Overtime, I Became a Young Lady in Another World 加班猝死后，我在异世界做大小姐 Shrimp Cakes and Crab Paste虾饼蟹酱Modern Romance374k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + reborn and transmigrate + light mystery + twists + everyone is a total nutcase] A book that's completely unhinged, aside from its fairly normal cover. At first, the author seriously tried to write a mystery with funny scenes. Later, work stress got to them, and they went completely off the rails. As a result, all sorts of absurd things came about. For example, the secret weapon foreshadowed for more than a dozen chapters turns out to be a cockroach. The overbearing main villain 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is a lighthearted, comedic story, and the beginning is a bit slow-paced. You can skip to chapter 10, which explains how the female lead suddenly becomes a rich young lady after receiving a token. The following chapters explain what the token is and reveal the female lead's true identity. From around chapter 24, it enters pure comedic mode.

3. 3 相 Prime Minister Zhuge's Northern Expedition, Liu Shan Leads Wei Yan in a Surprise Attack on Chang'an 相父北伐，刘禅率魏延奇袭长安 Mulin Shanbao霂霖山宝Historical3.0M WordsCompleted A purple-gold crown binds his hair. He wears a red brocade robe embroidered with flowers from Xichuan, armor linked with beast-faced plates, and a beautifully crafted lion-patterned belt. In his hand is a gleaming gold, tiger-headed spiked club, and beneath him is a Fire Dragon steed. And you're telling me this is Liu Shan? Liu Shan: “For internal affairs, ask Imperial Father. For external affairs, ask the Chancellor. If there's anything else we can't decide, ask Wolong!” Zhuge Liang: “Your Maje 6.3kReads8.7Score516Shelves

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   Wearing a purple-gold crown to bind his hair, a red cotton robe adorned with a hundred flowers from Sichuan, and a chainmail armor with beast-faced heads, he had a lion-headed belt around his waist, wielded a gleaming gold tiger-head mace, and rode a fiery dragon steed. You're telling me this is Liu Shan? Liu Shan: "For internal affairs, consult the Prime Minister; for external affairs, consult the Chancellor; for all matters, consult the Sleeping Dragon!" Zhuge Liang: "This rebellious son doesn't want to concern himself with anything!"

4. 4 殿 Your Highness, Your Assassin Has Saved Someone Again! 殿下，你家杀手又救人了！ Yao Qianling妖千灵Ancient Romance826k WordsOngoing The manhua adaptation is out [Gap Moe Assassin] [Useless Poor Prince] [Ensemble Cast of Total Goofballs] [Ridiculous Sweet Romance] [Court Intrigue and the Martial World] I'm Junlin, the poorest prince in the whole capital. She's Yinyin, the dumbest assassin in the whole martial world. She planned to kill me for the bounty, but I talked her into becoming my personal bodyguard instead. From then on, my life was safe, but my blood pressure and debt levels were both out of control. "Your Highness, 4.8kReads9.4Score450Shelves

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   The story itself isn't silly, but the female lead is!

5. 5 我 I'm Just a Paparazzo Making a Living, Big Shots, Stop Barking at Me 我只是混饭狗仔，大佬们别狗叫呀 Hua Youyue花幽月Modern Romance135k WordsOngoing [1vN + Wacky Comedy + Hilarious + Sweet Romance + Powerful Leads] A lighthearted, hilarious, wacky story where shocking gossip is yours for the taking. Luo Xiaomi used to be an on-the-ground paparazzo. Fed up with her editor-in-chief docking her pay, she flipped a table and quit in a spectacular meltdown during a company team-building event. The industry then blacklisted her, but she's as hard to kill as a cockroach. No one will hire her? Fine, she'll go solo! To make ends meet, she also takes o 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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6. 6 满 The Court Hears My Thoughts: I Slack Off and Enjoy the Gossip! 满朝文武听我心声，我摆烂吃瓜！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Ancient Romance738k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Goofy Comedy + Gossip + Doing the Bare Minimum] This is not a no-romance story! There isn’t much focus on romance, though, and the male lead isn’t human! If you’re okay with that, come on in! After finally becoming the daughter of a respectable family in ancient times, she’s determined to treasure this wonderful life! After transmigrating, Lin Mo spends over a decade living like a lazy fish, planning to keep it that way. But her father worries she’ll starve, so 62.4kReads9.5Score124.3kShelves

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   That's hilarious! The male and female leads got up together to eat melon seeds.

7. 7 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 23.7kReads9.1Score2kShelves

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   Hilarious and silly with a romantic pairing, you won't be able to stop laughing until midnight.

8. 8 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 20.6kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
9. 9 做 Be a Concubine? You're Not Worthy! I'll Find a Better Match, and You'll Beg Me to Stay 做妾？你也配？另谋高嫁你下跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.6kReads8.9Score556Shelves
10. 10 T Ta Wants To Ta想 Mu Mu123目目123Modern Romance101k WordsCompleted School Life, Sweet Romance (Main story complete, 80,000 words) Lin Jingyi, Shen Yu Before the final exams, Shen Yu made a bet with her dear deskmate, Lin Jingyi. The stake was their final Chinese exam: the loser would send the winner a voice message calling them “Daddy” every day until winter break ended. Lin Jingyi, a handsome young man in the bloom of youth who was sure he didn’t like his deskmate at all, thought, “We get to chat every day. This is great, this is great.” Shen Yu, certain she w 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a campus romance novel. The male and female leads aren't school bullies or top students; they just deal with everyday little things. Their daily lives are silly and absurd, somewhat like the kind of elementary school couples you might see in real life, constantly bickering and teasing each other.

11. 11 关 On Falling in Love With My Divorced Nanny 关于我爱上离异保姆这件事 Xiao Yang Doesn't Do the Dishes小漾不洗碗Modern Romance745k WordsCompleted Xu Yao, the biggest playboy in Haicheng, has dated countless women. One by one, his brothers have become henpecked husbands, but he takes their examples as a warning and swears to enjoy countless women without ever giving his heart to one. Then a painfully unsophisticated housemaid named Tao Pandi joins his household. She is poorly educated, has narrow horizons, and is divorced. Yet she dares to fall in love with him. Xu Yao sneers, crushing all her hopes: “Tao Pandi, what’s wrong with your head 4.2kReads8.3Score448Shelves

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    This book is hilarious, hahaha!

12. 12 师 My Junior Sister Goes Berserk and Gets Rich, Then Reaches Godhood by Courting Death 师妹发癫暴富，作死一路成神 Warm Water Warms Itself温水自温Ancient Romance627k WordsCompleted No CP, no System, not a wish-fulfillment story, no brainless plot, no face-slapping, no doting on the protagonist by everyone. Half sweet, half angst. The heroine is weak early on, and there are lots of foreshadowing details. Don't read if that bothers you. Synopsis: After finally winning 300 million in the lottery, she transmigrated into a book without spending a single cent. In a fit of anger, she first destroyed the System, then transmigrated as a villainess. She could go home if she died, so 170Reads—Score—Shelves

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    (No romance + ensemble cast + comedic cultivation + strong female lead) 300 million arrived, ready to set sail, but in the blink of an eye, she was transmigrated. Was it the destruction of humanity or the decline of morality? Good news! She transmigrated into the body of a wicked and vicious female supporting character; if she was killed, she could go back to her original world. She looked at her subordinate with great interest, "Honey, I see your sword at your waist is quite nice, can you stab me?" Subordinate's inner monologue: Is she targeting me there? He drew his sword and was about to slit his own throat. Lu Zhezhi stopped him; this subordinate had a misunderstanding. No problem, the people who wanted to kill her could line up from the South Pole to the North Pole; one more wouldn't make a difference. The second male lead was devilishly handsome; she decided to go back and use his face to find a male concubine. She pretended to tease him, and the second male lead, enraged, tried to put a protective seal on her. Lu Zhezhi, "..." Is this guy a masochist? In desperation, she slammed her hand on a rock and imprinted the seal on it. The second male lead immediately vomited blood three times, but still wouldn't kill her. Oh no, he really is a masochist. The third male lead had a late-night chat in her boudoir, hesitating before killing her. Lu Zhezhi smacked him on the head with a pillow, "Villains die from talking too much, you know? Hurry up and do it!" As a result, the third male lead took the blow for the male lead. On her first day in the book, the male lead died—and he died protecting her! What? Later, Lu Zhezhi joined the cannon fodder sect that the female lead had wiped out. All four of her senior brothers loved the female lead; they were infatuated with love, obsessed with love, and even killed each other because of it. Lu Zhezhi initially intended to coldly watch them perish, but she was moved by their genuine affection. "Senior brothers, step aside, junior sister will take you flying!"

13. 13 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 337.3kReads9.8Score47.3kShelves

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    I stayed up all night watching "Crazy, Everyone's Crazy, Being Crazy Is Good," and I laughed so hard my neighbors thought I'd gone mad! Xie Mi, the woman who dared to go crazy even after being stabbed in the ICU, then stormed into a dating reality show wearing a clown mask after being discharged, forcing a regular guy to eat a cake on his head, and the moment her identity was revealed, the comments section was flooded with "The ancestor is back!" President Shen was even more outrageous; the heart rate monitor turned into a DJ booth the moment she saw him, the jingling louder than a confession! Everyone's going crazy, sweet moments hiding daggers, it's so addictive! [What?]

14. 14 豪 So Many Rules in a Wealthy Family? The Sharp-Tongued Matriarch Has Everyone in Stitches 豪门规矩多？嘴替主母把全家怼笑 Three Stars Shine upon the Door三星照户Marriage & Romance596k WordsOngoing The atmosphere at the wealthy family’s banquet was grim. The sharp-tongued Third Aunt sneered. “Le Ke, I heard you used to do crosstalk. You didn’t even go to a proper university, did you? A daughter-in-law of the Huo family can’t be too ‘low-class.’” Everyone around the table was waiting to see her make a fool of herself. Qu Le Ke calmly stood up, picked up her chopsticks like a microphone, and said with a smile: “Third Aunt is absolutely right! My line of work really isn’t fit for polite compa 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    When an E-level stand-up comedian marries an I-level aloof lawyer… [My Resentful Husband, Huo Ci] Identity: Heir to the "Little Forbidden City" in S City, a man who can analyze why I stay up late using legal statutes. Catchphrase (early stage): "Illogical." "According to the agreement…" [Me, Qu Leke] Identity: An 18th-tier crosstalk performer, whose professional skills are "catching up on conversations" and "making the conversation explode." Life motto: As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed. Our daily life after marriage: Meetings at his house are like attending court, and my speeches are like going live. He uses a chain of evidence to prove his relatives' conspiracy, and I use jokes to make them speechless on the spot. He coldly says I'm disgracing the family, but then sends a 300-page lawyer's letter when I'm being cyberbullied. This isn't some kind of high-society palace intrigue; this is my material library! Nor is it a contract marriage; this is my paid reformation plan for my "old cadre" husband. Want to see how a socially adept female lead drives (and then heals) a celibate domineering CEO crazy?

15. 15 救 Help! The Demon Lord and I Switched Bodies, and Now He's Carrying My Baby 救命！与魔尊互换后他怀了我的崽 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance525k WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration + System space + body swap + sweet romance + yandere + two powerful, devoted leads + everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + multiple couples] Ye Pianpian accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world and becomes the most miserable villainess in the Longevity Sect. The System tells her she has to win over the Demon Lord to survive, but she swaps bodies with him the moment she transmigrates. She breezes through the entrance test, becoming a genius girl who draws ever 828Reads7.4Score101Shelves

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    Hilarious and silly with romantic pairings, absolutely hilarious! ① Hilarious mind-reading + gossip-eating prince laughing so hard he squeals like a pig ② Hilarious female protagonist transmigrates to the cultivation world and swaps bodies with the villainous demon lord, a hilarious strategy that will make your stomach hurt from laughing ③ Hilarious transmigrated female military doctor who is buried in a coffin and forcibly kisses the war god prince awake ④ Strong female transmigration story with a space to punish scum and build a career, super satisfying ⑤ Hilarious mind-reading, tyrant with two personalities, jealousy between them, sweet and funny.

16. 16 有 With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术，我在皇宫杀疯了 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance384k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t 272Reads6.5Score—Shelves
17. 17 错 The Misplaced Superstar 错位巨星 Western Fantasy Listening to Snow西幻听雪Urban386k WordsOngoing Nie Bing, a struggling singer ranked near the bottom of the industry on Earth, is full of talent but never gets his chance. Even drinking cold water is enough to make him choke. Then one day, he transmigrates in a “surprise” twist. He thinks he’ll possess the parallel-world version of himself, Nie Bing, a top-tier star, and spend his days singing, dancing, acting, marrying a rich beauty, and reaching the pinnacle of life. But his plan goes just a tiny bit off course: his soul transmigrates into 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book tells the hilarious story of a talented but unappreciated singer who transmigrates to a parallel world and accidentally possesses the body of an extra in Hengdian World Studios. The system is unreliable, the tasks are ridiculous, and he even becomes a bickering couple with a popular young actress, turning the entire entertainment industry upside down!

18. 18 疯 I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker 疯批怀里惊坐起，冤种竟是我自己 Tweet Tweet Blows Bubbles啾啾吹泡泡Ancient Romance530k WordsCompleted The comic adaptation is now live~ [Double Clean Romance + Goofy Comedy + Transmigrate into a Book + Mind Reading + Sweet Romance + Regret and Redemption + Satisfying Wish Fulfillment + Fantasy World] A madly devoted, doting Demon Lord vs. a quirky, adorable, goofy female disciple Sang Wanning transmigrated. She became the unlucky supporting female character of the same name, whose fate left countless readers sighing with regret. In the original story, Sang Wanning had a breathtakingly beautiful 5.9kReads9.3Score915Shelves

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    Highly recommend ❤️🤤 I laughed until my stomach hurt, hahaha. A female lead with a strong will to survive but prone to mishaps + a domineering, jealous male lead. It's a completed, clean, happy ending 🪷🪻 Once you're hooked, you won't be able to get out.

19. 19 我 I, a Zerg, Want to Take the Civil Service Exam 我，虫族，想考公 LingAlex澪AlexMale-Channel Fanfiction27k WordsCompleted I, a Zerg, Want to Take the Civil Service Exam —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's a short story, and although there's no romantic pairing, it's very funny.

20. 20 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 24.1kReads9.6Score3.5kShelves
21. 21 你 You Dare Mess with Her? The Mad Big Shot Loves Slaying Ghosts and Gods 你惹她？疯癫大佬她最爱斩鬼灭神 I Draw Perfect Circles我饼画的圆Mystery1.5M WordsOngoing The moment Shen Shangzhi opened her eyes, an evil ghost had her by the throat. A perilous situation from the start, but she slapped it right back. You want to kill me right now? Then take this! Faced with this lunatic, even a veteran red-robed ghost could only kneel on the ground and sob. To complete her main mission and break free of a completely unfair contract, she ventured into an instance and narrowly passed the test, becoming a wage slave for an organization that claimed to stand for just 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A powerful and eccentric female boss! She'll cure your unhappiness! She gets stronger when faced with someone stronger, and runs away when faced with someone even stronger—hahaha, so funny!!!

22. 22 黄 The Lady Master of the Yellow Springs Express 黄泉快递的当家女先生 It's Prajna, Yeah是般若吖Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Plot-driven fantasy anthology | Deities undergoing tribulations × ten lifetimes of reincarnation | Spirit communication and fortune-telling | Subverting expectations | The early chapters focus on the heroine's growth. After experiencing supernatural events and schemes, she gradually uncovers more secrets about her past life and origins. Spoiler: the story is told in reverse chronological order. Take your time and enjoy! 59Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Rich suspense: The author skillfully planted numerous mysteries, such as the mystery of the young master's background and the origin of certain mysterious props. These mysteries run throughout the book, constantly arousing the reader's curiosity and driving everyone to eagerly want to uncover the answers.

23. 23 当 When Lies Come True, I Win Big 当骗子出口成真，姐赢麻了 Splendid Flowers on the Road陌上嘉华Modern Romance658k WordsCompleted Overworked office slave, meme enthusiast, human voice of reason, walking anti-scam app, scammer outsmarter, daydreamer, blessed by the God of Fortune, overnight millionaire There are couples, and quite a few, apparently. For a balanced diet, feel free to ship whoever you like! Can you really get scammed just by playing a red-envelope game? I only wanted to earn enough for a breakfast egg, but somehow got trapped in it all night and ended up with eight yuan? Can eight yuan even buy a bowl of fri 250Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    This book is so hilarious! I was laughing like crazy, it was so funny from beginning to end, and the couple is super adorable.

24. 24 大 Plus-Size Writer: The CEO Is the Hero of My Novel 大码写手：集团总裁是我书里男主 Make a Home in the Mountains借山而居Modern Romance135k WordsOngoing 167-kilo broke, hilarious female author VS top-tier mature male CEO and hater Xie He is a struggling author on Tomato Novel, writing CEO romances for a grand total of 22.8 yuan in royalties. The day before she is about to start begging under an overpass, HR from the Zuo Group suddenly calls. They say they were impressed by the skill on her resume: "making CEOs steal electric bikes in my stories." You've got to be kidding! On her first day, she calls the trillion-yuan CEO a moron in front of 16Reads—Score109Shelves

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    Haha, this book is hilarious! The female lead is a 167-pound (88.5 catties) fat girl who will keep getting fat if she doesn't lose weight! Haha, I'm dying of laughter! 😂

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