Funny, Hilarious, High-Quality Reads! Just Look at My Bookshelf, It's All Quality Stuff 搞笑 爆笑 我要高品质 看我书籍就知道全都是高质

1. 251 踹 I Dumped My Poor, Good-for-Nothing Boyfriend for a Powerful Brocade Guard 踹掉穷渣男，我选权势滔天锦衣卫 Gathering Vetch, Gathering Vetch采薇采薇Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Hilarious] + [Lighthearted] + [Good values]: How do you turn an aloof, celibate man into a clingy puppy? Rong Shu raises her hand: I know this one! She transmigrated into an orphan whose parents had died, struggling to survive while caring for her younger brother. To protect herself, she spread the word everywhere that she was involved with Wei Yan, the Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard. Before long, the men who had been targeting her ran off with their tails between their legs. Rong S 26.9kReads9.2Score3.8k14d adds
2. 252 全 The Whole Family Transmigrates: 18 Ways to Survive in Ancient Times 全家穿越：古代生存十八法 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance3.1M WordsCompleted The whole family transmigrates to ancient times after an accident. Whether that counts as good luck or bad luck is anyone’s guess. They’ve barely woken up when they find out the family has no money, no land, and a mountain of debt to repay. Not one of them has a golden finger, either. But the dog that came along with them is rather interesting. Could it be some kind of divine hound? This big family has to put food on the table, keep the household harmonious, and make progress in their studies. W 49.5kReads9.5Score5.3k14d adds
3. 253 西 No Childhood Sweetheart in Siberia 西伯利亚没有青梅 Half a Cup of Sand半盏沙Urban240k WordsCompleted #ChildhoodSweethearts #GrovelingEx #MaleLeadMakesAReversal #SweetRomance When she was three, Ma Yi tricked her into drinking “green tea,” and she held a grudge for twenty years. For twenty thousand yuan, Ma Yi is forced to call her “Daddy” and help sabotage her blind dates. Everyone laughs that they're like sworn enemies, until one night when she's burning up with fever and her scalding tears fall onto his collarbone. “Ma Yi, how long am I going to hate you?” Later, the radio stations are all bu 3Reads6.0Score—14d adds

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   Why not give this a try? A childhood sweetheart story that defies expectations and hits the mark.

4. 254 残 The Broken Imperial Seal 残玺 Long Chu龙杵Urban900k WordsCompleted “Anger is commonplace, but a smiling man is inscrutable...” Inspired by a hidden chapter of real history, this tells the story of a wild strategic-level scientist’s rise and growth. The premise is fresh, fantastical yet grounded in reality, and encompasses history, the workplace, the military, scientific research, national security, criminal investigation, elaborate schemes, murder, and modern high-stealth espionage, high-tech hacking, and high-intensity aerospace electronic warfare. The ending 5.8kReads8.5Score68314d adds

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   This book is complete. It doesn't feature any transmigration/rebirth systems or cheat codes, making it a more challenging read, hence the drastically reduced rating. However, its unique and brilliant writing style, smooth and humorous narrative without unnecessary padding, and novel themes—a blend of science fiction and realism—are all top-notch, packed with suspense and mind-bending mystery. The content covers history, workplace, military, technology, national security, criminal investigation, manipulation, murder, as well as high-tech espionage, hacking, and aerospace electronic warfare. The ending is thought-provoking and profound, a perfect cure for any reading slump.

5. 255 我 My Body Has Rebelled 我的身体造反了 I Can't Hold It Together绷不住了Urban801k WordsOngoing [Death-Seeking Antics, Lighthearted Daily Life, Comedy] An Le awakens memories of his past life and realizes that if he dies just one more time, he’ll become invincible! So he starts actively trying to get himself killed: “What? The campus belle is about to get hit by a car? Everyone, move! I’ll do it!” An Le gets run over by a truck and lies dead on the spot! Just as An Le happily waits to die, a voice rings out from inside his body: Brain: We’ve got a job! All departments, report in! Heart: On 10.8kReads9.3Score87914d adds

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   That's all for now, it's not good to post too much.

6. 256 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 24kReads7.7Score3k14d adds

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   My face is killing me with laughter, hahaha `(*∩_∩*)′

7. 257 直 Livestreaming While Carrying the Ghost Ancestor to Victory 直播带飞厉鬼祖宗 The Strange Tales Archive怪谈档案馆Mystery285k WordsCompleted I got bound to a horror livestream System, and the chat is full of bros egging me on to get myself killed. To the murderous senior with blood all over her face: “Please stop, Senior! I’ve got a bestselling eye cream with rave reviews from everyone online!” To the ancient corpse dancing in the morgue: “Sir, please stop dancing! Your bones are out of alignment. You need to book a VIP appointment with a specialist!” As the livestream’s view count rockets past a hundred million, I roar, “Send enough 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Here it comes! [Flying kiss] A nonsensical ghost story! The protagonist does all sorts of crazy things! Leaving all sorts of ghosts and monsters bewildered, frantic, and on the run! Non-stop laughs! Want to give it a try?

8. 258 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.8kReads6.3Score29114d adds

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   🔥A Bombshell🔥 The second installment of the "Troublemaker Trilogy," titled "Reborn in the 80s: From a Troubled Man in the Compound to a Peerless National Hero," combines the antics of a troublemaker in the compound with cutting-edge technology research and development, and the ability to strangle foreign powers—it's simply exhilarating! [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Laughing] [Laughing][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

9. 259 我 I Really Am a Law-Abiding Citizen 我真的是守法公民 Wang Xin王信Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted Twelve years ago, star gates descended from the sky and appeared all over the world. People discovered all kinds of worlds beyond the gates. Thanks to the special game items and technology brought back from them, human technology underwent a massive leap forward. On Block 26, Street 78, Chen Bin, dressed in a fitted black trench coat and a vintage gray tweed English cap, held an AK-47 in one hand. He looked seriously at Old Chicken and said in a low voice, “We are law-abiding citizens. We must n 555Reads9.3Score10314d adds
10. 260 我 My Years in the Funeral Business 我干白事儿这些年 Jin Shiliu金十六Urban5.4M WordsCompleted After his master died, Lin Ran inherited his craft, took over the funeral business, and promised his master he would not leave this small town for three years. Keeping his promise, Lin Ran had to face the world without his master's protection. He saw all the strange sides of human nature that he had never witnessed before! Lin Ran remembered his master's words: “People look down on those of us in this line of work. Compared with ordinary people, we're also missing something. They call it being ‘ 72kReads9.2Score7.8k14d adds

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    [Already recommended] The male protagonist, Lin Ran, inherits his master's mantle and becomes a funeral director. In the process of organizing funerals in a small town in Northeast China, he encounters "filial sons and grandsons" who fight over funeral expenses after their father starved to death, witnesses a miserable daughter-in-law who uses a corpse to vent her anger, and joins forces with female forensic doctor Song Ke to uncover several unsolved death cases.

11. 261 穿 Reborn as the Little Cousin of the Real Heiress 穿成真千金的小族妹 The Hippo Who Loves Watermelon爱吃西瓜的小河马Modern Romance456k WordsCompleted [The animated series is now available!] You can submit adaptation requests at the bottom right of the novel-reading screen! [Though set in a period piece, this is actually a fictional world, so don’t overthink it. One important reminder: there is a romantic pairing!] [A friendly reminder: Don’t read this novel while putting your child to bed or in public. Your kid might wake up laughing or shaking with laughter. According to readers, some have spat water, tea, and cola, while others have sprayed 50.2kReads9.2Score6.9k14d adds

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    Aliens travel through time, it's hilarious! Lighthearted, funny, and stress-relieving! You deserve it!

12. 262 近 The CEO Is Right Next Door, So I Get Him First 近水楼台先得霸总 The Hippo Who Loves Watermelon爱吃西瓜的小河马Modern Romance378k WordsCompleted [Alternate Universe] [Comedy] Because of a System malfunction, Xinghe, who should have been living on the Blue Star, spent sixteen years in another world. When the error is discovered, the System has no choice but to correct it and bring her back. In the original story, Xinghe is the neighbor of Xia Yanxin, the true heiress. They grow up close as sisters. Even after Xia Yanxin is found by her biological parents, she faces a family that favors others and a scheming, faux-sweet impostor heiress, l 1.7kReads8.7Score32414d adds
13. 263 拖 The Slipper-Wearing Bandit Is Taming Her Husband Online 拖鞋女土匪在线驯夫 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted The Slipper-Wearing Bandit Takes Her Husband in Hand 304Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [A Beijing socialite's son × A slipper-clad bandit | Sweet and satisfying romance] The Beijing socialite's son was tricked into a blind date by his family, expecting to meet a meticulously dressed socialite. Instead, he found his future wife with no makeup, wearing slippers, her trousers uneven, squatting in the yard, intently picking peanuts. He thought: This girl is so down-to-earth, a good woman for everyday life; marrying her would definitely be a worry-free experience.

14. 264 真 Warning: My Wife Is Sweet with Short Hair Too 真香警告：老婆短发也很甜 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted Warning: You’ll Love Your Wife’s Short Hair Too 27Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 265 表 Cousin, I Need Your Help to Restore My Kingdom 表妹，我需要你助我复国 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Male-Channel Fanfiction1.7M WordsCompleted [Synopsis] Reborn as Murong Fu, he’ll find a different way to fulfill his ancestral instructions in this life. A chivalrous reputation? He wants it. A peerlessly beautiful woman? He wants her, too. But that impossible dream of restoring his kingdom… why can’t he change it? Starting with his cousin Wang Yuyan, he takes in A Zhu and A Bi and gathers every beauty in the martial world, turning Swallow Dock into both his refuge of romance and the foundation of his bloodline. The Northern Darkness Div 2.1kReads—Score15814d adds
16. 266 莺 A Cultivation Path Among the Warblers 莺莺燕燕修仙路 Illusory Mortal World幻人间Urban1.9M WordsOngoing An urban, everyday-life story told in plain language. High-martial-arts cultivation without spiritual energy; no System, no old master in a magical artifact, and no rebirth. There's life and conflict, and when it's time to fight or kill, the protagonist does just that. Beautiful women are his cultivation resource, not a harem obligation. This is a modern high-martial-arts world with almost no spiritual energy, so cultivation should be impossible. But lucky Li Jun unexpectedly obtained an incredi 59Reads8.1Score27014d adds

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    Urban martial arts with "no spiritual energy" cultivation, focusing on daily life, featuring many female protagonists, no frustrating moments, no unnecessary dialogue, no system for picking up girls, no immortals or gods to protect you, no rebirth or prophecy, no otherworldly face-slapping, fight when you need to fight, kill when you need to kill, responsible men, not harem.

17. 267 我 I Used This Face to Snag a Peerless Husband 我用这张脸骗了个绝世老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted I Used This Face to Snag the Perfect Husband 5Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 268 他 He Fell in Love with Me at First Sight 他对我一见钟情 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted He fell in love with me at first sight. 30Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 269 她 She's Actually a Billion-Yuan CEO! 她竟是百亿女总裁！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted She’s Actually a Billion-Yuan CEO! 6Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 270 五 The Year I Turned Five, I Stumbled Upon My Parents' Secret 五岁那年，我撞破父母的秘密 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted The Year I Turned Five, I Uncovered My Parents' Secret 6Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 271 融 Merged with a Computer: My Skills Are Pretty Unorthodox 融合电脑：我的技能不正经 South of the Tang南半唐Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Programmer Song Wennuan was fixing a bug during a thunderstorm when lightning struck him, transmigrating him to Blue Star, where everyone can awaken supernatural abilities. His destiny was damaged, leaving him unable to awaken an ability, but he discovered that he had merged with a computer. [Copy] lets him make unlimited copies of elemental stones, treasures, and rare natural resources; [Cut] lets him steal things from a distance with deft hands, leaving no trace; [Virus Scan] purges toxins and 14.7kReads8.9Score1.4k14d adds

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    That's alright.

22. 272 快 Quick Transmigration: Villainous Boss, Stop Tormenting Me 快穿之反派大佬别虐我 Mountain Has Longing山有慕Modern Romance151k WordsCompleted Xu Chuling was a girl whose life was plagued by misfortune. After dying suddenly, she was chosen by the System to complete missions and collect evil points, embarking on a quick transmigration journey. In world after world, she matched wits with powerful villains, eventually making them love and hate her so much that they were even willing to give everything up for her. Meanwhile, she racked up evil points and found sweet romance in every world. 449Reads—Score1314d adds
23. 273 全 All-System Beast Taming 全系统御兽 Young Master of the Capital京城少主Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Beast Taming + All-System Setup + National-Manhua Goddesses + Master-Disciple Romance] Warning! Warning! A cheat-level player has infiltrated the immortal cultivation world!!! Ji Yan transmigrated to a beast-taming world where fearsome, powerful beasts roamed everywhere. To his surprise, he had all kinds of Systems of his own: a Level-Up System, a Sign-In System, an Evolution System, a Mystery Box System... Looking at the countless System interfaces before him, Ji Yan said speechlessly, “You’re 3.2kReads8.8Score68414d adds
24. 274 奶 Grandma’s Divine Assist 奶奶的神助攻 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊11k WordsCompleted Grandma's Brilliant Assist 3Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 275 那 That Night, She Stayed in My Room 那晚，她留宿在我房间 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted That Night, She Stayed in My Room 13Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 276 修 Want to Cultivate Immortality? The Kind That Gets You Canceled 修仙吗？社死那种 Cola in the Starry Sky星空里的可乐Eastern Fantasy671k WordsCompleted [Impish girl] + [Lighthearted comedy] + [System] + [Two souls in one body] + [Mischief-maker] + [Slow-paced] Su Fei has lived for sixteen years, thinking she was nothing more than an unremarkable “extra disciple” in the world of immortal cultivation. Then one day, an impish girl who calls herself “Lady Mei” slips into her sea of consciousness. Sharp-tongued 1.5kReads9.5Score11214d adds

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27. 277 芜 Wuqian 芜阙 Swift as Fire掠如火Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted [Originally titled The Barren Realm] [This is not a story where a golden finger or System solves every problem for the protagonist. She has no useful allies from the start, and she is no arrogant chosen one. The author does not want to write a female version of an Immortal Venerable, but a villain who is not entirely selfish, can justify herself with reason, and cares not about good or evil, only about where people stand.] [Gender-bender, decisive and ruthless, kind-hearted, slow-burn, villain] 3.5kReads9.4Score38214d adds
28. 278 装 I Kept Up the Act for Two Years, Then They Suddenly Read My Mind 装了两年突然被读心了 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication in print] Also known as When My Billionaire Husband Started Coughing [Brooding, secretly snarky CEO X quirky, 'fake' innocent flower] Qi Weiran was a CEO worth billions. Because he carried a rare gene, he had a body that never got sick. But he could only live to the age of fifty. After he died, half his estate would go to his contract wife. One day, Qi Weiran's body, which had never shown a single sign of illness, suddenly began to cough. His adoring young wife, who loved 28.9kReads9.5Score3.6k14d adds

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    The first one is a contemporary romance novel with a system. On the surface, she's a deeply affectionate, weak, and innocent girl, but secretly she's obsessed with the male lead's inheritance [laughing emoji]. The male lead, due to an illness, won't live past fifty [eating melon emoji]. It's full of jokes, the kind that will make you laugh to death [laughing emoji]. The second one is about transmigrating to the Qin Dynasty. The First Emperor of Qin can hear the female lead's thoughts, and his head is filled with her chattering all day long [laughing emoji]. The third one is also hilarious; you'll see when you read it [eating melon emoji].

29. 279 万 Myriad Sword Sect? Just Kidding, It's the Myriad Radish Sect! 万剑宗？骗你的，其实是万萝宗！ Fish Got Emoemo了鱼Eastern Fantasy782k WordsOngoing [Sect Building] + [Raising Disciples] + [Multiple Heroines] Mo Yugui has two disciples. One is useless, and the other is useless too. The eldest disciple is cold as frost, single-minded, and devoted to the Dao. Unfortunately, she's dull, ignorant, and stuck in a mortal body. The second disciple is the reincarnation of a Heavenly Venerable, gifted beyond compare and sharp enough to see the smallest detail. Unfortunately, she's lazy, idle, and expects everything to be handed to her. And Mo 4.6kReads8.2Score79914d adds
30. 280 转 Reincarnated as a Villain: I’m Really Not a Lo*icon 转生反派：我真的不是萝莉控 Tomato-Flavored Trash Fish番茄味杂鱼Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing Ye Wangchuan had spent eighteen years reincarnated in a fantasy world. Only on his birthday did he discover that he was actually a villain! And he had no System, no rebirth, no golden finger, just some “insignificant” family connections. Sigh... This was rough. To avoid getting taken down by the Chosen One, Ye Wangchuan began paying attention to the unusual people around him. And the first Chosen One he met... Huh? Why was she a little girl? And this little girl even had a System! He could take 69.8kReads9.3Score6.2k14d adds
31. 281 家 Who Gets It, Guys? The First Emperor Snatched My System 家人们谁懂啊，系统被始皇截胡了 Endless Journey迢迢不休Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom 27.3kReads9.4Score4k14d adds
32. 282 人 Life Simulator: You Were Born a Girl 人生模拟：你出生了，是个女孩 Qianyuan Qian乾元乾Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted (Gender-swap + Gradual Transformation + Bratty Girl + Simulator) (The rating just came out. It’ll go up later.) After sixteen years of transmigrating and working the fields every day, Su Qing finally gets a System calling itself the Life Restart Simulator on his birthday. He immediately drops his hoe and hurries home to investigate. “You were born a girl. You’re overjoyed.” Looking at the words on the simulation screen, Su Qing falls silent for a long time. But I’m a guy! Why would I be overjoye 3kReads8.5Score31714d adds
33. 283 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 263kReads9.5Score19.5k14d adds
34. 284 穿 I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World and Was Rescued by Bandits from the Start 穿越修仙界的我开局被劫匪救下了 Author No. 076076号作者Eastern Fantasy509k WordsCompleted There are a million goofy protagonists, Half of them are on Tomato Novel. But this protagonist's something else, He's even got an ending theme! Xiao Zhu died in a poorly finished novel that vanished along with its author's account, leaving behind nothing but the empty title of “Master of the Martial Way of Faith.” When he opened his eyes again, he had become a frail, unarmed boy in a cultivation world, surrounded by the ruins of a village slaughtered by monsters. The former master of the Martial 5Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I recommend this hilarious cultivation novel. The protagonist starts out forming a band with a robber who has never killed anyone and a villain, becoming idols, participating in a variety show hosted by the Heavenly Dao, flying into space and being wanted by the Galactic Defense Force, and even participating in a cooking competition while piloting a Gundam.

35. 285 要 You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊！这个僵尸我来 Invincible Pangu Creates the World无敌盘古开天地Mystery782k WordsOngoing A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin 76Reads—Score614d adds

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    Haha, that's what makes it funny!

36. 286 穿 I Became a Tigress in the Beast World 穿成兽世母老虎 Old Qinggan老青柑Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted She had transmigrated into this world only a few days ago when she noticed something strange on the soles of her feet. Bending down to look, she saw three beast seals branded on her soles, quietly inscribed and vividly lifelike: A green, vine-like taipan snake A deep, dusky blue Black Tortoise, as if formed from condensed water A bird that seemed born from fire, wreathed in leaping flames that scorched the heavens Every line pulsed with mysterious power, as if telling of an ancient pact. 4.2kReads9.1Score29114d adds

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    Funny and interesting [laughs]

37. 287 回 Playing the Rogue in Ancient Times 回到古代当无赖 Shen Gongbao Shen申公豹神Historical813k WordsCompleted Content: Updated punctually every day before 1 a.m. An ordinary man from the bottom rungs of modern urban society, the shameless male lead has a sharp mind but no scruples. He accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world in ancient times. Armed with a modern outlook, a thick skin, and a little cleverness, he navigates the competing powers of the era while crossing paths with two heroines who have completely different personalities but are both formidable fighters. Through a string of cons, sch 440Reads6.7Score—14d adds

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    Come on [evil grin]

38. 288 我 I Faked Illness by Coughing Up Blood, Yet Slaughtered a Hundred Thousand Xiongnu 我咳血装病，却杀穿了十万匈奴 That Cat That Doesn't Eat Fish那只不吃鱼的猫Historical938k WordsOngoing Modern special forces soldier Lin Mo opens his eyes and finds himself the frail heir to the Lin family's marquis estate. His elder brothers have all died on the battlefield, the family is teetering on the brink, and countless wolves lurk in the shadows, eager to devour him, this "sickly weakling." "Keep up the act. You'd better make it convincing!" Lin Mo sneers. Coughing blood, he curses his enemies and their entire families in his head. By day, he can't even lift a chicken; at night, two cough 11Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 289 废 The Good-for-Nothing’s Wild Cultivation Journey 废材老六的狂飙修仙路 Shen Gongbao Shen申公豹神Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsOngoing (Updated punctually before 1 a.m. every day.) Lin Feng, the Qingyun Sect's outer disciple and its “good-for-nothing of ten thousand years,” is actually a Chaos Spirit-Devouring Physique! He appears to have an “ordinary root with no affinity,” but in truth he can devour spiritual energy, magical treasures, and cultivation arts and make them his own. He's a sharp-tongued schemer who spouts lines like “Who the hell do you think you are?” and “Look at you, you coward,” yet steps up to protect his ow 2Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 290 高 In a High-Martial World, I Just Want to Eat, Wait, and Die 高武世界我只想混吃等死 That Cat That Doesn't Eat Fish那只不吃鱼的猫Urban217k WordsOngoing Lin Ye is the useless legitimate grandson of Huaxia’s top Lin high-martial-arts conglomerate. Born with blocked meridians, he gets by through dodging bills and staging accidents, always grinning even when people curse him out. Even after awakening a Chaos Martial Meridian, he still refuses to apply himself. With the conglomerate in his hands, he stays clear of high-martial-arts affairs, becoming the most unconventional layabout big shot in the high-martial-arts world. —Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 291 我 My Senior Brother Is Too Strong 我的师兄太强了 Ke Ning可宁Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsCompleted Original title: My Senior Brother Is Too Strong The eldest senior brother is diligent and tireless, while the second senior brother likes to sneak off and take it easy. The eldest senior brother is hailed as a genius, while the second is the disgrace of the sect. Until one day, the junior sister discovers that the second senior brother is pretty amazing too... This blurb does it no justice. Read the story for yourself... 63.1kReads8.2Score4.3k14d adds

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    The ruthless bandit and the villain were both quite funny, I felt. The other one was also alright, noisy and mischievous.

42. 292 下 After Coming Down the Mountain, The World of Flowers 下山后，的花花世界 That Cat That Doesn't Eat Fish那只不吃鱼的猫Urban929k WordsOngoing Jiang Qi, who had been cultivating in seclusion on a mountain with his master, suffered a cultivation mishap and became a eunuch. To repair his body's deficiency, he descends the mountain to gain experience and insight into love. Because of his condition, he both longs for and avoids it, forming the central conflict of the story. Whenever his emotions fluctuate intensely, especially when he feels embarrassment, shame, smugness, or regret after intimate contact with a woman, or whenever he uses a 7Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 293 老 Boss, Can We Really Make a Comeback in This State of Mind? 老大，我们这精神状态真能逆袭吗 Explosive Sweet Pepper爆炸甜椒Modern Romance347k WordsOngoing [Fun-Loving Heroine + Wealthy-Family Ensemble + Everyone Speaks in Riddles] One day, Chi Yu discovers she's the wicked villainess in a novel, doomed to die horribly, and she gets an itch to do something about it. She really feels like throwing a punch, thanks. So she goes right ahead and does just that. A spoiled rich kid wants to take unflattering pictures of her and ruin her reputation? Sorry, your embarrassing photos are going on Moments first~ The original heroine breaks character and immedi 192Reads8.2Score—14d adds

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    One second she was looking forward to a trip, the next she was plunged into despair! Chi Yu received a distraught call from Pei Zhiqi, learning that her uncle had been in a car accident and his fate was unknown. She froze instantly. Her simple words, "I can't go hiking anymore," concealed her utter panic and helplessness. The emotions were so real; watching it would leave you speechless.

44. 294 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Unhinged Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 穿书后，两个疯批男人逼我二选一 When Flowers Fall, Summer Is Still Cool花落夏亦凉Modern Romance16k WordsCompleted After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Psychotic Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 9Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This is a lighthearted and funny short story. The laid-back female protagonist transmigrates into a book and is forced to choose between two crazy powerful figures. She refuses and chooses to run away. After a series of clever maneuvers, she manages to escape. Just as she's feeling smug, she looks up and sees the two crazy men right in front of her. The choice is now a vicious cycle. [Laughing and crying emojis]

45. 295 红 Jia Rui of Dream of the Red Chamber: His Comeback Begins with Humiliating Phoenix Pepper 红楼贾瑞，逆袭从羞辱凤辣子开始 Fei Long飛龙Historical224k WordsOngoing [Family squabbles + face-slapping + revenge and a comeback + farming and fortune-building + feel-good wish fulfillment] After repeatedly failing the civil service exams, Jia Run, a shut-in who had decided to lie flat and let life take its course, wakes up in the world of Dream of the Red Chamber, in the body of the hapless simp Jia Rui. He also brings along Baidu Baike, an all-purpose golden finger packed with knowledge, information, videos, lessons, and more. Well, since he never amounted to mu 14Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A shut-in guy transmigrates into the body of the unlucky simp Jia Rui. The Dai Ru couple say, "That fiery Feng is ruthless; we can't afford to mess with her." Jia Rui replies, "Let our grandson handle that shrew."

46. 296 活 Wouldn’t It Be Better to Stay Alive? You Just Had to Make Me Angry 活着不好吗？非要惹我生气 Iron Goose Stewed in a Big Pot大锅炖铁鹅Eastern Fantasy218k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Comedy + Anti-Trope] Xia Yuan is a spiritual energy null who transmigrates into the cultivation world. Every day, all he does is chop wood to gain experience. His System is otherwise completely useless. When the Starwood Peak Master strikes him with a palm, Xia Yuan somehow comes away completely unharmed? Sect Master: “A prodigy of our sect! Invest every resource into him!” Peak Master: “He took my palm strike without a scratch and didn't even flinch? What terrifying power! Could h 8Reads8.9Score—14d adds

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    The protagonist spends his days chopping wood, yet everyone mistakes him for a top-tier powerhouse. He's initially tricked by the system, but his health bar is high, and later the system repairs him, making him a one-hit wonder for anyone.

47. 297 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.2kReads9.6Score18.1k14d adds

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    📖High-quality, hilarious 🇨🇳 Once upon a time, there was a demon-suppressing pass: Someone traveled to the most powerful city and came to study at a high school outside the city. After only half a year at the school, he awakened an SSS skill, to the point that everyone from the teachers to the principal suspected that he was an anonymous big shot who came to the school to inspect the work [facepalm]

48. 298 只EN As Long as I Outlive You All, I Can Be Invincible 只要把你们都熬死，我就能无敌 Sour Candy酸宝Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Cultivation is a path toward immortality, but one’s lifespan eventually runs out. That is why cultivators must keep advancing, becoming saints and emperors to extend their lives. Chen Xia, however, was the complete opposite. Ever since he transmigrated, he had been immortal, and he had also gained a stat-allocation System. For every year he lived, he earned one attribute point. And so, a legend arose throughout the Myriad Worlds about an ultimate schemer. “A gentleman’s revenge is never too late 69.6kReads9.3Score6.6k14d adds
49. 299 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 158.8kReads9.3Score16.6k14d adds
50. 300 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 106.3kReads9.5Score15.5k14d adds

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    The "Laugh-Out-Loud" series is here!

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