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1. 851 老 The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 老婆出轨那天，我继承了300亿 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃7k WordsCompleted The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 407Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 852 爆 A Hilarious, Satisfying Life: All the World’s a Stage, and Might Makes Right 爆笑爽文人生如戏全靠武力 Sincere Twelfth Month真诚腊月Ancient Romance160k WordsCompleted The Crown Prince was enjoying his favored concubine at his residence when someone suddenly dropped a piece of scalding-hot tofu from the roof onto his backside, burning the skin right off. The shock left him unable to perform for a whole month. Once he had finally recovered, he forgot the pain as soon as the wound healed. Just as the two of them were lost in each other again, a bomb blew the roof apart, leaving them naked and pinned beneath the rafters. This time, it took months to recover. The 3.8kReads8.3Score362Shelves
3. 853 异 Superpower Awakening: This Ridiculous Power Is Way Too Strong 异能觉醒：沙雕搞笑异能太强了吧 Dried Radish Lover爱吃萝卜干Urban880k WordsCompleted (Spiritual qi revival, cartoon-animation abilities, absurd comedy, nonsensical humor, the uncanny, technology, antiquity, mythology, the cosmos...) The serious can't beat the silly, and passion can't beat comedy. A century after spiritual qi revival, dimensional creatures have invaded and society is barely holding together. The protagonist gains a ridiculous, comedic ability! 3.5kReads7.8Score170Shelves

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   Character characteristics: sand sculpture

4. 854 我 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 11Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 855 天 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃10k WordsCompleted A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 4Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 856 锦 A Match Made in Splendor, Her Beauty Rules the World 锦绣良缘之男颜倾天下 Su Ang苏盎Ancient Romance232k WordsCompleted Shen Heng was an unremarkable young lady among the official families of Shangjing. Aside from her somewhat striking looks, the one thing that made people take notice was her “remarkable achievement” of being jilted by the Prime Minister’s legitimate son. 4.2kReads9.5Score646Shelves
7. 857 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Invincible from the Start as a Delivery Driver 灵气复苏：从送外卖开始无敌 Big Jujube Tree大枣树Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + urban superpowers + System + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy] I just have a ridiculous bug-ridden System that can turn the negative effects of cultivation techniques into positive ones. Have you ever heard of a berserk state that boosts your recovery and keeps you calm? Have you ever heard of self-harming martial arts being completely reversed into strengthening techniques? When people ask Ye Xiaoshu why he's so insanely strong, he replies: “As an ordinary deliver 8.1kReads9.0Score842Shelves

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   It really made me laugh to death, the content is very exciting, the male protagonist is really 6

8. 858 虫 The Zerg Queen Is Just My Appetizer! 虫族女王，我的开胃菜罢了！ A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃65k WordsCompleted The Insect Queen? Just an Appetizer! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 859 我 After I Turned in a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Panicked 我交白卷后，全家不淡定了 A Spark Sets the Prairie Ablaze星火燎燃19k WordsCompleted After I Turned In a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Lost Their Cool 1Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 860 穿 After Becoming a Villainess, I Spend Every Day Clearing My Name 穿成恶女后每天都在洗白 Gathering Vetch, Gathering Vetch采薇采薇Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Adorable Kids + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy]: Transmigrating into a lovesick woman, Tang Zhuyun wakes up in the middle of a scene where she’s climbing into a man’s bed. She turns around and runs. Forget this bed, she’s not getting in! Who needs a man when her father is the top scholar, her brother is the top scholar, and even her son will be the top scholar? They’ll protect her, so she can do whatever she wants! As a master physician, she’ll focus on her career, save lives, and k 46.3kReads9.3Score6.1kShelves

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    Every chapter is so funny that it makes you laugh out loud

11. 861 国 The Pride of Chinese-Made Goods: Buyer Photos Bring the Entire Internet to Tears 国货之光：买家秀看哭全网 Coke Every Day天天可乐Urban2.2M WordsCompleted Zhou Yang is reborn. What should have been a dream start turns into a nightmare: he becomes the owner of a company buried in debt. Fortunately, he awakens a Super Factory System and receives blueprints for making tablets from the start. But with no money to spare and high-end tablets costing too much to produce, Zhou Yang can only buy the cheapest materials on the market and modify them into budget tablets. They have 720p resolution and a processor that's four years out of date. Even a 4K video 8.4kReads8.0Score838Shelves

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    If it's not funny, come hit me. [Sinister smile]

12. 862 接 I Took Over a State-Owned Enterprise, and Its Market Value Surpassed PetroChina in Three Years! 接盘国企，三年市值超过华石油！ Too Young to Know Restraint年少不懂节制Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Ye An transmigrates to a parallel world, takes control of the Jianlibei Group again, and awakens the Far-Ahead System. As long as he sells domestic goods at far-ahead prices, he earns Lead Points! Ye An is dumbfounded. Every other person’s System makes them sell domestic products for next to nothing, but yours just has to be different, huh? Fine, then I’ll stop playing nice in business! Fenda: “What the heck! One bottle of Jianlibei got me eight bottles in a row. Should I join in?” Kangshuaibo: 21.5kReads8.5Score928Shelves
13. 863 让 I Told You to Improve Yourself, Not Become a Sneaky Rat! 让你提升自己，没让你当老六！ Sweet Green Grapes青提不涩Urban226k WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + Power Fantasy + Relaxed Daily Life] Also known as "Livestream: Looking for a Rich Older Woman? I Recommend Becoming a Security Guard" Lin Ye had barely transmigrated when he became a livestream host relegated to taking calls from viewers. “Once you work hard to improve yourself, the station will consider transferring you back.” Just then, the Grudge System activated: as long as he earned viewers’ Grudge Points, he could enter a lottery. From that day on, the world lost 306Reads8.6Score—Shelves
14. 864 你 You Call This a D-Rank Ability? 你管这叫D级能力？ Shang Die商迭Urban5.6M WordsOngoing Five million words, plenty to read [Mind games] [Strategizing] [Intricate plot] [Not a wish-fulfillment novel] Transmigrating three years ago brought Xu Ye to an unfamiliar world! In this world, Void Demons invade and Void Beasts run rampant! Humans have abilities that allow them to become Void Hunters and fight to protect humanity! Xu Ye awakens an SSS-grade ability by chance, only to discover that it lets him understand and use D-grade abilities alone! His beloved dies tragically in the belly 53.2kReads8.7Score5kShelves
15. 865 让 You Asked Me to Explore the Wonders of Science, So Why Did I Walk Into a Haunted Lair? 让你走近科学，你走进诡窝？ Pumpkin Rice Porridge南瓜米粥Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Single heroine + livestreaming + supernatural exploration] Jiang Yuan is live-streaming an outdoor night-fishing trip at a haunted reservoir when he scares popular streamer Xiaoyi into tears! The clip shoots straight to the top of the trending list. His agent panics. “I told you to stick to science and share educational content. Now you’re claiming that ghost soldiers are crossing over? You’re fired!” Jiang Yuan: “Come on, it’s all science! Just hear me out!” The authorities show up and ask him 13.8kReads8.2Score1.3kShelves
16. 866 让 I Went Fishing, So Why Did I Haul Up an Aircraft Carrier Strike Group? 让你捕鱼，你捞出来航母战斗群！ Obsessed with This沉迷于此Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Chen Fan awakens the Sea God System, which allows him to control underwater creatures. On his first trip out to sea, he accidentally hauled up a giant black fish. It brought a warship after him. In the end, he successfully turned it over to the state. From then on, Chen Fan embarked on a treasure-hunting journey. “What? Sakura has stored rare earth elements on the seabed? I’m hauling every last bit up!” “The Eagle’s plane crashed into the sea? If I hauled it up fair and square, I’m not giv 3.3kReads8.4Score343Shelves
17. 867 顶 Top-Tier Talent: Ascending Through the Game 顶级天赋，游戏飞升 Long-Barreled Grenade Launcher长管加榴炮Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Cultivation Game #Genius Protagonist #Invincible Protagonist #No Heroine #Sword Immortal A cultivation game called Featherfall Heaven suddenly appears in the real world. By entering the game, you can obtain cultivation techniques and embark on the path of cultivation. You may even get the chance to seek immortality and ascend to the Immortal Realm. All the abilities and items players obtain in Featherfall Heaven can be brought directly into the real world. Zhang Yuhe passes the screening and qua 54.7kReads8.2Score3.8kShelves
18. 868 守 After Years of Widowhood, the Rough Soldier Who Died in Battle Comes Home Weeping 守寡多年后战死的糙汉回家嘤嘤嘤 Meme Yu么么愚Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + Everyone's Favorite + Cute Baby]: My husband died while serving in the army, and now that Shen Yunqing is a widow, she's starting to make a fortune, getting rich and beautiful. On the road, she unexpectedly meets a rough man with a booming voice, powerful fists, and a stubborn temper. He's all bark and no bite, rough around the edges but surprisingly thoughtful. When sparks fly, life gets lively. But after traveling together for a while, she realizes this isn't her suppo 18kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious and a great read along the way.

19. 869 肥 The Plump Concubine Turns Her Life Around 肥妾要翻身 Muzi Yuyu木子鱼鱼Ancient Romance555k WordsCompleted Farming + sweet romance + pocket dimension + feel-good wish fulfillment + making a fortune + System. After a car accident, Guan Xiyue woke up to find that she had transmigrated. She had been a stunning beauty, but now she was a chubby concubine. Being a concubine wasn't easy. She couldn't even get enough to eat. Watch her break free of her lowly concubine status and take on all kinds of awful people, making every day a delight. She picked up a gloomy, handsome young general, and after meeting he 4.6kReads9.3Score619Shelves
20. 870 我 One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free 我一句话，死刑犯在法庭无罪释放 Phoenix Soaring to the Ninth Heaven凤凌九霄Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + lawyer + livestreaming + Madman Zhang San + no heroine + no romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + face-slapping + no logic. Short dramas have been released in multiple versions in China and overseas.] Xue Shen, an intern lawyer earning 2,000 yuan a month, unlocks the Ultimate Lawyer System from the start and takes the legal world by storm, shocking the globe! With his cheat ability Suspect A: “I killed someone.” Xue Shen: “You’re innocent.” Later, the truth comes out: the suspect rea 6.3kReads9.2Score716Shelves
21. 871 我 I Turned My Superstitious Father into the Chief Councilor 我把神棍老爹卷成首辅 Beyond the Mountain山的那边Historical1.7M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + imperial examinations + daily life + farming + court politics later on] Father and son join forces to build a Ming dynasty on which the sun never sets. Yan Xun transmigrates to the Ming dynasty and discovers that his father can do everything except study. His dad has so many secret identities, like an onion with layer after layer to peel back. Huh! If I push Dad hard enough to make him Grand Secretary, can I become a Junior Grand Secretary? The filial son Yan Xun sells everythin 27.1kReads9.5Score3.5kShelves
22. 872 让 I Asked You to Work Undercover, So Why Did You Turn Your Pancake Stand into a Chain? 让你当便衣，你把煎饼摊开成连锁了？ Leo Mario里奥马里奥Urban483k WordsCompleted [Anti-Trope + Feel-Good Fiction + Police + Eerie Skills] Right after graduating from police academy, Chu Fan is assigned undercover duty, frying pancakes at a roadside stall. Luckily, he awakens the Strongest Police System! As long as he catches criminals and solves cases, he can earn points for lottery draws! Chu Fan thinks he’s got this in the bag! But the skills he wins leave him utterly dumbfounded. [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve obtained god-tier pancake-making skills!] [Ding! Congrat 873Reads8.3Score100Shelves
23. 873 刑 Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线 Drippy Ice Cream冰淇淋淋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How 4.3kReads9.3Score556Shelves
24. 874 顶 Top-Tier Star 顶流巨星 A Noble Spirit in My Heart心有浩然气Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed and available] [Short drama released] [Animated series in production] [Entertainment industry + sweet romance + daily life + one heroine] After dating for five years, Shao Yang’s girlfriend dumped him without a second thought so she could break into the entertainment industry. After a night of heavy drinking, the heartbroken ‘Shao Yang’ woke up and read the chat history between ‘himself’ and his girlfriend, fuming with indignation. But when the memories of two parallel worl 71.1kReads9.1Score5.7kShelves
25. 875 你 Don’t You Feel Guilty Making a Living Selling Ghosts? 你当鬼贩子良心不会痛吗 Lord of Bailu City白鹿城主Mystery506k WordsCompleted [Ghost peddler + no female lead + bluffing + ghost summoner] Ghostly energy surges, and terror descends. Lu Jing inherits the funeral goods shop his grandfather left behind and becomes the best business partner the Spirit Guard Bureau could ask for. “Captain Fang, 30,000 for this B-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, 500,000 for this A-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, this Ghost King...” Watching Lu Jing remove 6.4kReads8.9Score485Shelves
26. 876 青 Youth Talks: From the Start, a Japanese Girl Kneels and Listens to History 青年会谈：开局小樱花跪听历史 Wealth and Honor Are Here富贵在地Urban400k WordsCompleted Youth Roundtable: From the Start, Cherry Blossom Nation Kneels to Hear History [Patriotic] + [A Guilty-Pleasure Story with No Logic] + [No Female Lead] + [Cultural Heritage] + [Heavily Revised Later for Certain Reasons, You Know What I Mean] Chu He transmigrates to a parallel-world Huaguo and discovers he's appeared on the global program Youth Roundtable. Lighthouse Nation: “What good is five thousand years of history?” Chu He: “Lighthouse Nation has less than three hundred years of history. How 2.8kReads9.1Score264Shelves
27. 877 聚 She Brought Her Guy Best Friend to Dinner, So I Emptied My Magazine 聚餐带男闺蜜，我反手清空弹夹 First-Rate Longtime一品久Urban527k WordsCompleted (Overwhelming from Start to Finish + Multiple Female Leads + Comedy + Stephen Chow) Su Yun transmigrated to the Hong Kong crime-film universe and discovered that his girlfriend had plenty of guy friends, and even tried to guilt-trip him. His response was simple and brutal: he emptied the magazine. My name is Su Yun. I was a precinct chief in the 1980s, the top cop in the 1990s, and the underground kingpin as well. In Hong Kong, I could turn the clouds with one hand and bring the rain with the ot 367Reads8.3Score—Shelves
28. 878 侧 After Awakening, the Side Consort Dares Anyone to Make Her a Sacrifice 侧妃觉醒之后，我看谁敢炮灰我 Mei Qianxun梅千寻Ancient Romance405k WordsCompleted Li Jiaojiao's soul transmigrated to the Great Ye Dynasty, where she became Li Jingque, a concubine in Prince Jin's household. At first, she thought her only choices were to die or let people trample her in the mire. But her biological father went to extraordinary lengths to cross the river of time, transforming her into the legitimate eldest daughter of the Duke of Xuan's residence. Later, she thought she could kick that damned Prince Jin to the curb and enjoy a carefree life. But that was all j 15.1kReads9.0Score1.8kShelves

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    Funny, hilarious! Li Jingque, the superior man, once traveled through time, became a inferior concubine, a concubine among concubines. In daily life, I scold God when nothing happens, I mess with the prince when something happens, and I mess with my colleagues when I am an uncle. Trick: Cry once, make trouble, and hit the wall. It's called seeking death. Mantra: There is no way to survive this life. If you can't live, then no one should live. Specific: Mouth poisoning. The prince had a headache and cursed: Crazy woman!

29. 879 小 My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情，爱扇人 Jian Xi简兮Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl 15.1kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves

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    This book is really super funny. Although there are some jokes, it's not just a bunch of jokes. It's very interesting (♥∀♥)

30. 880 记 The Memory Trial: The Moment the Nation Wept for Him 记忆审判：那一刻，全国为他痛哭 Big Fish, Ah大鱼呀Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Narcotics Police] [Anti-Drug Campaign] [Narcotics Officer] [Sacrifice] A scarecrow stands in the wilderness, shielding the endless expanse behind it. In early autumn, ten years after he left home, he asked someone to place his final wish in your hands. The fire he lit never went out. Only the one who kept watch has gone. The national emblem on his cap is like his name: “Please bury it with me.” Birds sweep across the blank spaces of time, like a long story waking from beneath the dust. His eyes 6.6kReads9.2Score729Shelves

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    A magical book, highly recommended. Story summary: The life of an undercover drug agent.

31. 881 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 30.1kReads9.6Score4.3kShelves

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    It just depends on whether you laugh or not.

32. 882 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 5.8kReads9.5Score844Shelves

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    These books made me laugh to death [cry with laughter], especially the first one from beginning to end, and my Yinzi brother is so awesome

33. 883 重 Reborn as an Emperor in the Three Kingdoms 重生三国当皇帝 You and Me Back Then你我当初Historical5.0M WordsCompleted Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master says he’s sick again!” Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master has caused trouble again!” Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master has gone missing again!” Cao Cao slammed the table and roared, his face livid. “I, Cao Mengde, have been brilliant all my life. How did I end up with such a rebellious son?” Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master killed Lu Bu!” Xu Chu: “The young master has captured Ye City!” Cao Cao threw his head back and laughed. “That’s my son, all right! Wher 11.1kReads8.5Score927Shelves

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    Starting from the first chapter, by the way, don't watch it in a crowded place, the club is dead

34. 884 东 The Last Tyrant of the Eastern Han Dynasty 东汉最后一个暴君 Rolled Edge卷边Historical862k WordsCompleted He personally cuts off Dong Zhuo's head. He takes command of 200,000 troops from Xiliang. He reforms the imperial government, and puts to death and confiscates the property of everyone who would later betray the Han court! Starting by beating the Eighteen Route Lords to a pulp, he restores the Han Dynasty to its former glory. No money to pay the troops? Easy! Liu Xie: “Lü Bu, I grant you the title of Tomb Raider Captain. Go into the tombs of past emperors and bring back some money!” Wang Yun: “Y 6.4kReads8.4Score331Shelves

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