Books That'll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts and Tears Stream Down Your Face 笑到肚子疼眼泪飙增的书
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First-Year Internship—And You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters?! 大一实习,你跑去749收容怪物
[Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster
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My Unhinged Persona Can't Crack [Infinite Flow] 疯批人设不能崩[无限流]
[Infinite quick transmigration + horror, suspense, and mystery-solving + no romance. The heroine acts like a lunatic, but she's absolutely sane! Slow-paced! Slow-paced! Slow-paced!] After the S-rank felon Ye Li is forcibly bound to a Punishment and Rehabilitation System, she's exiled to countless perilous worlds created in virtual reality to serve her sentence and undergo punishment. The more she suffers while serving her time, the more of her sin points are deducted. During her sentence, Ye L
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Raising Kids in the Apocalypse Is Tough: Good Boy, You Go First 末世养儿不易:乖宝你先上
[Zombie apocalypse; stockpiling superpowers; a trickster mom and her highly intelligent, powerful little one] Who would have a baby in the apocalypse? Shu Lan would. She'd die sooner or later anyway, so she might as well take a big gamble. And that gamble gave her a son, Shu Maomao, with the most powerful superpower of all: “Plunder.” Every day in the apocalypse is an adventure for Shu Maomao, with his dramatic mom, his missing dad, endless zombies, and his own little self. A mama's boy? You bet
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Whose Green Tea Is This Charming? 谁家绿茶如此迷人
Jiang Qia was transmigrated into a wealthy entertainment-industry novel as a sickly little green tea villain. She had used every dirty trick to seduce the male lead, pretended to be pitiful, bullied the heroine, and tried again and again to drug the male lead, only to suffer the consequences and end up in bed with the story's deranged villain. In the end, she married him and died a miserable death at his hands. When Jiang Qia arrived in the novel, she was already the villain's most hated wife. J
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Oh No! The Little Zombie Accidentally Became a Big Shot 糟糕!小丧尸一不小心就成了大佬
[Apocalypse x food hoarding x devoted couple x sweet romance x little zombie heroine x super badass, high-output hero] Torrential rain, typhoons, tsunamis, thunderstorms, the disappearance of Earth's magnetic field, zombies, monsters, supernatural abilities, and more... Congratulations, you've entered the main storyline of the apocalypse. The whole world is about to be reshuffled. From here on, survival depends on your life, your luck, and yourself. - While everyone else is still screaming in a
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Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶,王爷竟然会读心
The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生
[Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra
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My Princess Consort Is a Goofball 我家王妃是逗比
Overnight, she transmigrates into the body of a minister’s daughter. Her father doesn’t care for her, her mother doesn’t love her, and now they’re forcing her to get married! She hears she’s to marry the emperor’s most favored prince? She likes princes: they’re loaded! She hears the prince she’s to marry is crippled? She likes crippled men: they’re easy to boss around! With her remarkable medical skills, she cures the prince’s legs. She originally planned to keep him around as her backer, but wh
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The Villainess Is Reborn: The Supporting Female Lead Refuses to Play Along 反派重生 : 女配她不干了
Yin Susu opened her eyes and, wow, she had been reborn for the second time. The plot was exactly the same, and so were all the awful problems. She had planned to spend this life eating her fill and waiting to die, just coasting along until the supporting female character reached the end of her life and this whole existence was over. But she still wasn’t willing to accept her fate! If the heroine had a golden finger, then she’d just have to break it.
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Surviving the Apocalypse: Stock Up on Food and Weapons 末世降临不要慌,先囤粮食后囤枪
[Apocalypse rebirth + stockpiling supplies + space + no romance + infrastructure building + ruthless heroine] Jiang You never dreamed that she would evade the zombies’ claws only to be betrayed by the very family she had protected. Years later, she destroyed the research center where she’d been imprisoned. Everyone who betrayed her? Dead! The base that turned against her? Wiped out! Who waits until the next life to get revenge?! With her revenge complete, Jiang You ran out of her supernatu
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The Live-In Dragon King 上门龙婿
The Ye family is one of the most powerful families in Yanjing and across the country. Yet Ye Chen is a live-in son-in-law everyone looks down on. No one knows who he really is. Those who despise him will eventually kneel before him, trembling with fear, and call him “Master”!
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Korean Webtoon: It All Starts When I Discover the School Beauty Senior's Secret 韩漫:从发现校花学姐的秘密开始
[Korean webtoon vibes + plenty of beautiful women + hundreds of gorgeous character illustrations + feel-good power fantasy + urban martial arts + sweet romance + love-triangle chaos] The seemingly pure and innocent senior has a secret she keeps hidden... Su Yang, a young man from Longguo studying at a university in Seoul, accidentally discovers his beautiful senior’s secret. With Su Yang pressing her relentlessly, she has no choice but to agree to his demands if she wants to keep her pure-and-in
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I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜,反手给他一嘴巴
[No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of
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The Emperor's Precious Little Darling Will Make You Weep for Your Empire 皇上家的小娇娇,哭崩你江山
Bai Xi is the dragon vein of the Great Xia Kingdom, a true dragon who has lived for nine hundred years. One day, a handsome man takes her in. He provides her with food and lodging, and all she has to do is keep his bed warm. She thinks it's a great deal. The only downside is that the man refuses to acknowledge her as his ancestor. How rebellious! * Yu Cang is the emperor of the Great Xia Kingdom. Just after he takes the throne, a dragon latches onto him. She's spoiled and has a huge appetite, ea
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Wan Ruo Shen Qiu's 11th Book 晚若深秋第11本书
[001: Pingchuan Huimeizi] [Age: 38] [Affection: 10] [Female lead’s wish list:] [1. Hopes her son can rank among the top students (X)] [2. Hopes to find someone she can rely on in Tokyo (X)] [3. Hopes to find a stable job in Tokyo (X)] Years later, a journalist from World Media conducts a live interview with Takagi Gokudo: “Today, we’ve invited the world’s number-one entrepreneur and philanthropist. What would you say is the key to your great success?” Facing an online audience of hundreds of mil
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Bang, Bang, Bang! The Five-Year-Old Lucky Little Treasure Takes the Bench 当当当,五岁福宝小青天升堂喽
[Adorable child + handsome father + origins + county magistrate + martial arts] Tao An'an, one of the notorious troublemakers from the twenty-first century, transmigrates into the body of an adorable five-year-old. While her father is taking the imperial examinations, a chance encounter brings her face-to-face with the emperor, who is traveling incognito. She cleverly answers his questions and is personally named the top scorer in the palace examinations, then appointed magistrate of Wanping Cou
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The Rebirth of Lin Daiyu 林黛玉重生记
[Dream of the Red Chamber rebirth + Lin Daiyu reborn + imaginative historical romance + the strongest couple in history: Lin Daiyu and Prince Beijing] Sweet romance, plus angst so agonizing you’ll want to curse them for making you jealous! Lin Daiyu wakes up one day and finds she has been reborn. She returns to the moment of Baoyu’s wedding, just as he lifts Baochai’s veil. Jia Baoyu is the man Lin Daiyu loves most, and Baochai is her best friend. Watching the two of them become husband and wife
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The Beautiful CEO Is No Easy Target, but the Little Miracle Doctor Always Wins 美女总裁不好惹,小神医专治不服
A fierce tiger descends the mountain, and a mighty dragon crosses the river! A young divine physician comes down from the mountain to marry, plunging straight into the bustling city. With peerless medical skills, he seizes the blessings of creation, defies fate, and ferries people between life and death.
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Reborn in 1993: Dark Sea 重生1993,暗海
The physical edition of Wrathful Sea, Calm the Abyss is now available. Presales officially begin at 19:00 on October 11. [Reborn] [Mystery] [Undercover Agent] [Revenge] [Anti-Drug Operations] [Counterespionage] The golden finger is extremely weak, and he relies on his own abilities. This is a battle of wits between highly intelligent opponents, so you need to keep your brain switched on. There is no showing off and face-slapping! Ideal for veteran readers. If you understand it, you'll find it ve
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Vivid as Life 栩栩若生
A fortune-teller said I was born destined for greatness, the reincarnation of the Flower Goddess, with the power to turn stones into gold and command flower spirits and tree sprites. Once I came of age, my family was sure to prosper. But when I was twelve, I came down with a strange illness. My fever wouldn’t break, and I kept seeing terrifying visions... In a dream, I met an old woman who told me to find an expert with supernatural powers to save my life. Millet to summon souls, altars and form
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Xuanhuan: When Did I Become Invincible? 玄幻:我什么时候无敌了
Also known as When Did I Become a Legend of the Cultivation World? Chen Ping'an transmigrates to the world of cultivation and spends several years striving to cultivate. When he sees that he still has no cultivation at all, he decides he's not cut out for it. So every day, he follows the System's instructions, feeding the chickens and fish, washing clothes, and growing vegetables. But one day, the arrival of a breathtakingly beautiful immortal upends his orderly, ordinary life. “Immortal maiden,
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Deeply Cherishing the Southern Branch 深予南枝
Nan Zhi was branded a jinx and kicked out by her stepmother, so she rented a place with Fu Runshen. She thought Fu Runshen was just a down-on-his-luck office worker. Then one day, she saw company executives bowing and scraping to him, calling him “Young Master Fu.” As the only son of Jincheng’s richest man, Fu Runshen had been plagued by bad luck since childhood. Drive a luxury car, get into a crash. Live in a mansion, get hit by an earthquake. Spend more than 100 yuan on a meal, and he was guar
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Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现:富婆竟是男主播?
Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious
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The Zombie Queen Has Twins 僵尸皇后她一胎两宝
[Adorable babies + raising children + fleeing while pregnant + male lead with two souls in one body + pure feel-good wish fulfillment + past and present lives + lighthearted comedy] A Zhu is a zombie. She’s harmless, loves beauty and herself, and basks in moonlight every night. Life is wonderful! But who could have imagined… One day, she would become pregnant with the Dog Emperor’s child and give birth to identical zombie twins, a boy and a girl, who bounce along behind her every day calling her
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After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后,自动重生
After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move.
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I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半,我又被爹爹丢出去啦
[Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n
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Chronicles of Mountains and Rivers 山河志
His beautiful mother was nearly assaulted by a village lout, but she tearfully begged the man who rescued her not to call the police. Young Gao Yuan couldn’t understand why at the time. Only when he reached his thirties and looked back on the past, with those scenes flashing through his mind, did he realize that the lives of countless rural people together form a chronicle of the mountains and rivers of China!
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The Professional Ethics of a Concubine 为妾的职业操守
[Main Story Complete] Ye Qingzhi, an overworked office drone, transmigrates into the body of a concubine in the Jiangyang Marquis’s household. Since she’s here, she might as well go crazy. Being a concubine is just changing workplaces. She doesn’t need to get emotionally involved. She can simply treat herself like a tool. Ye Qingzhi’s career goal: convince both the marquis and the principal wife to take responsibility for her and protect her. Ye Qingzhi’s workplace motto: Life is short. We’re al
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Married with a Baby in the ’80s: My Mortal Enemy Becomes a Henpecked Husband 八零奉子成婚,死对头成了妻管严
When Lin Xiangyi woke up, she learned that she had transmigrated into a book, a period novel written by her stepsister. Her stepsister was the heroine, and she was the vicious supporting character. Her father didn’t love her and her mother was gone. As if having to survive under the thumb of her wicked stepmother since childhood wasn’t enough, her scheming stepsister stole her fiancé and set up her nemesis, the street thug Xie Qingxiao, to ruin her virtue. She became pregnant by accident, and af
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The 1990s: Why Date When I've Transmigrated into a Book? 90年代:穿书了谁还谈恋爱啊
Lin Ting had just secured funding when she transmigrated into a romance novel where everyone was eight hundred percent love-brained. From the start, she was stuck in an icy wasteland with a talkative male lead threatening to kill her. Lin Ting: “Date you? I'd rather get a dog.” The original male lead: “...?” No space, no System, no mind-reading ability... Luckily, she still had a business brain running at full speed. “I'm never dating anyone. Not in this life.” “If I run out of money, I can earn
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On the Run from Famine, My Space Is a Refrigerator 逃荒路上,我的空间是冰箱
[Natural disasters + fleeing famine + infrastructure building + country girl + farming] “Ding!” Three days, two hours, fifteen minutes, and forty-one seconds until the countdown ends. Please be prepared! What the heck? Is there going to be an earthquake? Are refrigerators so advanced now that they can predict earthquakes? Should I run? What’s going on? Didn’t I eat the last slice of bread in the fridge yesterday? How is there another one? Could it be... When Gu Wanyue realized that anything she
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Help! The Villain's Son Has an Attention-Seeking Mom 救命!反派儿子的亲妈是个显眼包
[Sweet Romance + Shameless Wish Fulfillment + Comedy + Adorable Kids] Overnight, Jiang Wanyan transmigrates into the role of the villain's biological mother and gets bound to a Redemption System. Her mission is to save the villain and keep him from going down the path of darkness. Jiang Wanyan thinks this is absolutely wonderful!!! So, she takes her villainous son to a film set to play a Japanese soldier, to work as an NPC in a haunted house at an amusement park, and even to a KTV to sing songs
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Ride Out to Battle, Peach Blossoms in My Wake 桃花马上请长缨
The short drama adaptation of June's novel, Power and Favor 3: Power and Favor in the Capital, is now available on Hongguo App. She cared for her in-laws and used her dowry to support the General's household, only for him to use his hard-won military achievements to ask for the female general's hand as his equal wife. Zhan Beiwang mocked her. “Song Xixie, do you know that your fine clothes, rich food, and glittering jewels all come from General Yi Fang and me fighting bloody battles to hold back
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After I Transmigrated, I Helped My Best Friend Win the Emperor’s Heart 穿越后我帮闺蜜攻略皇上
Xu, the no-nonsense doctor; Fang, the kindhearted, guileless chef; and Lin, the fair-skinned beauty with a string of admirers. An accident sends the three best friends transmigrating to ancient times together. From the start, it's a living hell: they open their eyes in the Cold Palace, where the emperor has ordered them executed. They're bullied by vicious servants and beaten by a favored consort. The miserable trio hatch a plan: if they want to survive, they have to cozy up to that emperor! Uni
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Reborn as the Cannon-Fodder Wife, I Stole the Show in the Military Compound 穿成炮灰原配后,我惊艳军区大院
Also known as: Before I Lost My Virtue, I Rewrote the Life of the Cannon-Fodder First Wife [Period setting + military marriage + face-slapping + no golden finger + sweet romance + devoted couple] Xia Qingning unexpectedly transmigrates into a period romance novel written by a classmate who envies her. She becomes the original wife, who shares her name and is framed into losing her virtue, then jumps into a lake and dies tragically. The moment she opens her eyes, she’s at the scene of her violati
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Play Dumb, Snack on Gossip, and Snag All the Sect's Juicy Secrets 装个傻,吃个瓜,宗门猛料一手抓
[Lighthearted cultivation-world daily life + hilarious gossip + everyone’s darling grows up] [Male lead, warm and cozy, sweet romance] Jiang Bingbing falls into a sewer and wakes up as the junior sister of Immortal Jade Peak, a famous little fool in the cultivation world. Afraid the immortals might think she’s taken over someone else’s body, she has no choice but to keep acting foolish. But seriously. Why do all these cultivators have so many secrets? The eldest senior sister, who treats the sec
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Mind Reading: Help! Your Father-in-Law Is Impossible to Woo, Crown Princess 读心术:救命!太子妃你爹太难撩
[Mind Reading + System + Transmigrate into a Book + Marriage First, Love Later + Devoted Couple] Jiang Fu transmigrated. The bad news: she became a cannon-fodder supporting female character. The good news: the female lead's father saved her. The bad news: the original cannon-fodder asked Jiang Fu to give her a different life. No more being cannon fodder: she wanted a lifetime of happiness and to marry well. The good news: Jiang Fu was rescued from the water by the female lead's father, making hi
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Who Put a Celebrity in My Trunk? 谁往我车后备箱塞了个女明星?
One day, Xu Mo was getting off work as usual when he heard a noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and took a look. A famous actress had been tossed into the trunk, bound hand and foot! What he didn’t know was that countless cameras were pointed at him. This was a brand-new kind of show. The first ordinary person selected was caught in less than an hour. But once Xu Mo was chosen, things started to take a different turn. “Holy crap, that’s not how the script goes! Xu Mo is way too intense. H
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My Whole Hapless Family Heard My Thoughts, and We All Turned Villainous 冤种全家听我心声后,全员黑化
[Mind reading + doted-on-by-everyone + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + powerful characters] Ye Jingyue became the real daughter of a marquis’s household full of hapless victims. [Mother, the scandal that ruined your reputation back then was all schemed by that scumbag father. He wanted your dowry, kept a mistress, and switched your real daughter with hers.] So her mother divorced the scumbag, kicked him out, reclaimed her dowry, and cleared out the entire marquis’s estate! [Big Brother,
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The Princess Consort Digs the Pits, the Prince Buries the Dirt: A Cure for Scumbags and Fools 王妃挖坑爷埋土,专治渣渣二百五
Lu Fuyao burst into tears. She had transmigrated! Other people transmigrated into stunning beauties and got a golden finger. What about her? She was the useless legitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's household, poisoned by her stepmother, abandoned by the prince on her wedding night and left alone in the bridal chamber, and turned into a laughingstock throughout the Sheng Dynasty. The most infuriating part? A pregnant woman with a huge belly was forcing her to become a mother overnight! Dam
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The Beloved Princess Is Revealed by Mind Reading, and Then She Spills More Secrets! 团宠公主被读心后,又爆料啦!
[Mind reading + hilarious + fictional setting + doted on by everyone + no romance] After Ye Shuang fails to ascend, she ends up back in an ancient world. Her powers haven’t recovered yet, but she can still read fortunes and tell people’s fate from their appearance. And so At court, the little princess in the emperor’s arms shakes her head. [Tsk, tsk. The moment they’re asked to donate money, the ministers claim to be broke. In reality, they sleep with their arms wrapped around gold every night!]
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The Poor General Takes a Wife 穷将军娶妻
In the Great Yuan Kingdom, who's the poorest of them all? It has to be the General's household. They're so poor that even the emperor can't bear to watch, and wants to grant them ten thousand taels of gold. But the empress says, “Your Majesty, instead of giving the General's household ten thousand taels of gold, why not find Chen a wife who knows how to manage a household?” The emperor considers this and agrees. But who would be suitable? Everyone in the capital knows the General's household is
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Back to the Golden Year of 1998: From Comeback to the Top 重回黄金九八:从逆袭到巅峰
[Outrageously satisfying + revenge + laugh-out-loud comedy + unhinged male lead + no putting up with mistreatment!] The unhinged male lead, Li Linchun, is reborn in 1998. The campus belle, a green-tea schemer, publicly accuses him of peeping on girls bathing! Li Linchun goes on a revenge-fueled rampage! He turns into a madman! He gets even the moment someone crosses him! He beats up the campus belle and knocks out her front teeth! The pancake-faced dean of discipline takes her side? He beats the
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Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始
Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma
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She Went to the Wrong Blind Date and Flash-Married a Pig Farmer 相亲找错人,闪婚嫁了个养猪的
[Marriage First, Love Later + A Cast of Goofballs + No Disgusting Love Rivals, No Soap-Opera Drama, Just Enough to Make You Spit Blood] The heroine raises chickens, the hero raises pigs, and the supporting cast raises fish, herds sheep, or just hangs around. The first few chapters play out normally. After that, things get ridiculous... This is a story about a CEO and a country girl; This is a story about a chicken farmer and a pig farmer; This is a story about a man and a woman; As the story unf
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Urban: The Prodigal Turns Over a New Leaf, and the Nation Calls on Me to Crack a Major Case 都市:浪子回头,国家请我破大案
[The new book, Jianghu: I Became a Big Shot by Selling Goods to the System, is now available. Readers are welcome to check it out and share their thoughts.] They say that nine times out of ten, life doesn't go as planned, and that people are born to suffer. But Zhang Yang doesn't agree. He was abandoned at the gate of an orphanage as a child, but fortunately, he met a kind-hearted director. Fate had other plans, though: to make a living, he became a universally despised pickpocket. Then, by chan
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Who Told Him to Set Up a Divorce Counseling Stall at the Matchmaking Corner? 谁教他在相亲角摆摊离婚咨询的?
Li Hang, a divorce lawyer, unexpectedly became bound to the Matchmaker System. Li Hang: “...System, I'm a divorce lawyer. Are you sure you've got the right Host?” Boss: “Companies everywhere are cutting salaries and laying people off. Without this job, you're nothing.” Li Hang: “I'll quit tomorrow and start selling jianbing. Buy a jianbing guozi and get free legal advice! Not 99, not even 9.9!” Unreasonable Client: “Lawyer Li, you must know lots of divorced clients. Could you introduce me to one
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Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Taoist Priest! 大哥,你是警察啊,不是道士!
[If you dislike cutesy, whimpering heroines, read no further] [Also known as: Me, a humble paper effigy maker, and you want me to crack a major case] When Yue Dong went to a telecom service center to cancel his late grandfather’s phone service, the staff gave him a hard time. “Rules are rules. The account holder has to be here in person!” “You have to follow the rules!” Yue Dong laughed in exasperation, then waved his hand and used his paper effigy-making skills to summon his late grandfather. T
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Beloved by All: The Three-Year-Old Regent Wants to Retire 团宠:三岁摄政王想退休
The lucky star Jiang Yueyao was reborn as the little princess of Prince Jing's manor, born with the ability to see the fortune surrounding others. Because of one remark from a holy monk, the newborn became the youngest regent in the history of the Qinglong Kingdom. Before she could even speak properly, the emperor was already carrying her to court, claiming that handling state affairs should start in infancy. Three years passed. The little girl got up earlier than the chickens and went to bed la
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