Books That'll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts and Tears Stream Down Your Face 笑到肚子疼眼泪飙增的书

1. 751 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 46.7kReads8.9Score6.4kShelves

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   On Zhang Tiezhu's birthday, when he met Huang Pizi asking for a title, Zhang Tiezhu said with drunken eyes: "Old Huang, you are good, you have to talk about science..." Huang Xian looked confused, what the hell?! Are you kidding me? The funny ghost-hunting fairy is definitely a routine and content you have never seen before. The dialogue alone made me burst out laughing. The incredible brain circuit is simply hilarious.

2. 752 别 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了，王妃一心要作死 Snowball Cub雪球崽Ancient Romance389k WordsCompleted Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 2.1kReads—Score193Shelves

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   I think this is quite funny

3. 753 麻 I’m at My Wits’ End! Four Sons and a Daughter Send Me to College in the 1970s 麻了！四儿一女供我在七零读大学 Liu Liu Will Surely Get Rich六六一定发财Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Grandma with incredible fighting power, five adorable kids, mostly everyday life, some awful people, but the protagonist is utterly invincible, satisfying revenge] An Xiaoyun unexpectedly awakens and learns that she is a doomed side character in a lucky heroine story. She is about to die in childbirth, taking her baby with her. Her husband will die after falling into a river from grief, and their four sons will burn themselves out for the lucky heroine, meeting horrible ends. An Xiaoyun is furi 13.5kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves

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   This will definitely make people laugh crazy

4. 754 抱 Sorry, Sis is the NPC You Can’t Catch Up With 抱歉啦，姐是你们追不上的npc Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (A completely brainless comedy from start to finish) When Yun Youyou opened her eyes, she found herself inexplicably turned into an NPC in a horror game. Cheapskate game: no wages, no benefits. As long as you don't work yourself to death, they'll work you to death. Yun Youyou: Then I have no choice but to pretend I'm a pile of crap. If I can't create any value, it's the same as not working. With nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou somehow turned a horror game into a comedy. The haunted hot 28.2kReads9.3Score4.9kShelves

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   [Hilarious] 🍓In the first book, the heroine opens her eyes and becomes a female ghost who is forced to work. She goes to work during the day and works as a ghost at night... The heroine: growth type. 🍓The second book is really funny. The heroine recognizes someone as her father at the beginning... Especially the horse, which really suits the heroine so well😄

5. 755 快 Run! The Deranged Host Has No Heart 快跑，疯批宿主她没有心 Nai Naiyi奈奈一Modern Romance729k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] [No Romance] [Strong Female Lead] Li Ku was once a piece of deadwood from the Primordial Realm, rootless and adrift in the abyss. Her daily routine was to watch countless great demons enter in perfect shape and leave missing limbs. One day, someone claiming to be a Tasker mistook her for a treasure and brought her back to the Time and Space Administration. No freeloaders were allowed there, so Li Ku, gathering dust, was kicked into a mission world. What was a mission? In t 6.1kReads9.3Score712Shelves

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   One and two are about quick wear. The heroine doesn't accept any grievance at all. She laughs at every little story and beats the bed. The second one was worn on Grandma Rong in the end and made me laugh so hard. The last two are mediocre cultivation geniuses, but they are very naughty. These four books are all my heirloom-level love books.

6. 756 快 Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Wrecks the Plot 快穿之大魔王崩坏剧情 Mist Rising Through the Long Forest雾起长林Modern Romance428k WordsCompleted (No romance, brainless wish-fulfillment.) The heroine is an overbearing, chuuni, unhinged supervillain. She isn't human! She has no human morality and is rotten to the core. Anyone seeking justice or a saintly heroine should stay away. She takes the scumbag's path and leaves scumbags nowhere to go. If she can solve something with violence, she won't waste a word. She's a master of every kind of scheming green tea and black lotus trick: if you can imagine it, she can do it. A mama's boy ends up w 31kReads9.5Score3.1kShelves
7. 757 王 My Lord, Please Go Easy on Me. Your Hidden Guard Begs You to Let Me Go 王爷轻点责，暗卫求放过 Nian Yuwei念羽薇Two Male Leads117k WordsOngoing Sweet romance!! [Two male leads + doting prince seme & goofy covert guard uke + HE + both pure + sweet romance + light physical angst] Mu Chen never in a million years expected to transmigrate out of nowhere. How did he end up in a gloomy dungeon the moment he arrived? And he was a covert guard, too. Couldn't he have gotten a more prestigious identity? He risked his neck every day. This job was way too dangerous. He was done risking his life for it! [System: Host, your first task is to win over 16Reads7.1Score—Shelves

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   After identification, every book is on the top list of funny things [Thinking] Each one will make you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts and you laugh so hard that you cry hahahahahahaha 😂😂😂 The third to last one [Thinking] The heroine comes to the end of the world [Face-covering] Frequent golden lines include "Cricket talk, bad mouth [Face-covering] A toad rides a tortoise, an ugly flower [Face-covering]

8. 758 皇 The Emperor Is Infertile, Yet He Sees a Miniature Version of Himself 皇上不育，却看见缩小版的自己 Tong Yuyue童雨月Ancient Romance326k WordsCompleted After transmigrating through ten lifetimes to complete missions, Meng Linqing returned, only to find herself back after dying in childbirth and being buried! She lifted the lid of her own coffin and performed a C-section on the spot, giving birth to triplets! Now that she's already dead, there's no need to keep loving and fighting with her tyrant emperor husband or tormenting each other. She might as well disguise herself as a man, open a clinic, and live freely on her own. But after she simply 12.9kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves

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   🌼✨Laugh to death [laugh], laugh until you die! The cannon fodder little princess drew a little dinosaur [love]🐉 pajamas [awkward laugh], with horns on her head and a tail behind her. She wandered around the palace, scaring the palace maids and screaming: "Come on [almost cry] [shocked] people! There is a monster [sending heart]! The little princess was eaten by the [like] monster [smirking]!" [Vomit]

9. 759 我 My Years in the Funeral Business 我干白事儿这些年 Jin Shiliu金十六Urban5.4M WordsCompleted After his master died, Lin Ran inherited his craft, took over the funeral business, and promised his master he would not leave this small town for three years. Keeping his promise, Lin Ran had to face the world without his master's protection. He saw all the strange sides of human nature that he had never witnessed before! Lin Ran remembered his master's words: “People look down on those of us in this line of work. Compared with ordinary people, we're also missing something. They call it being ‘ 76kReads9.2Score9.1kShelves

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   [Turns lips] [Makes faces] This is definitely a Tomato masterpiece. It's so funny that I kept laughing most of the night. It's so good that you can't stop reading it. The more you read it, the more addictive it becomes. You have to stay up all night to finish it.

10. 760 穿 I Transmigrated into My Master's Body and Doted on My Yandere Disciple 穿成师尊后，我娇养了病娇徒弟 Mighty Little Flat-Chested One威猛小平胸Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted Lanyue transmigrates into a book and becomes a cruel master who treats her disciple as a cultivation furnace, exploiting him without restraint. Fortunately, none of it has happened yet. Lanyue looks at the well-behaved disciple before her, the future Ghost King who will rule the Nine Provinces, and trembles in fear. To avoid the miserable fate of having her soul torn out and her skin flayed, Lanyue does everything she can to please her disciple. As long as she doesn’t spoil him to death, she’ll 21kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves
11. 761 死 After Faking My Death, I Became the Most Dangerous Mad Villain 死遁后，疯批反派危险系数No1 Zhi Zhi and Yu Yu之之与与Modern Romance415k WordsCompleted [Dark transformation + yandere + villain + faking death + System + adorable child] Ye Shizhi transmigrates into a book, becoming the wife of the great villain who opposes the heroine, and a reckless wife who runs away while pregnant. To return home, she must complete her mission: help the little villain, Jiang Suian, grow up in a happy family until the age of three, keep him from being kidnapped, and earn 100 points. Ye Shizhi takes her time completing the mission. But when it really is done and 3.6kReads8.5Score238Shelves

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    🌱🌱The heroine dressed as the wife of the villain gang leader and found him as soon as she found out she was pregnant. "I'm pregnant!" Jiang Sinian was stunned, froze on the spot, and said in a hoarse voice: "Go to your house to move things, and come back to live." Ye Shizhi had the intention and said nothing. Jiang Sinian, who was opposite, thought she disagreed. Holding her shoulders, he gritted his teeth with red eyes: "Ye Shizhi, if you abort the child, I will definitely kill you!"

12. 762 要 Help! The Regent's Foolish Princess Can See Ghosts 要命了！摄政王的傻子王妃会捉鬼 Punch Punch Superman拳拳超人Ancient Romance400k WordsCompleted They say there is a regent in Donglin. He is ruthless and bloodthirsty, with flowing silver hair and a cool, ethereal air. He always wears a terrifying ghost-face mask. Some say he is hideously ugly; others claim he is as beautiful as an immortal. No one knows the truth. They call him the devil of hell walking among the living. But, for reasons unknown, an accident left the regent paralyzed from the waist down and stripped of his martial prowess. From then on, he was a cripple. Shen Wanguan, eld 2.1kReads9.2Score334Shelves
13. 763 假 After the Fake Heiress Was Mind-Read, the Cannon Fodders' Personas Crumbled 假千金被读心后，炮灰们人设崩了 September's Gentle Sweetness九月微甜吖Ancient Romance680k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + everyone’s darling + System + zany comedy + devoted couple] Jiang You Ning transmigrates into a melodramatic novel about a real heiress and a fake one. At first, all she wants is to survive by taking out the original male lead, then work hard to make money and reach the top. But for some reason, aside from the male lead, who is seriously focused on his career, why have all her good friends’ characters gone so wildly off the rails? … Real heiress: She’s my sister, eve 11.6kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves
14. 764 全 After the Villains Read My Mind, They All Turned Over a New Leaf for Me 全员反派读我心后，统统改邪归我 Wu Tiao舞条Ancient Romance281k WordsCompleted [Mind reading + Everyday life + Political intrigue + Everyone’s favorite + Beloved by all + Sweet romance + The crown prince is the official love interest! 1v1, both leads are pure! Not a strong heroine power fantasy!] Bu Zishuo transmigrates into the body of a low-ranking consort who has been in the palace for a year without even seeing the emperor’s face. Every day, she goes to Kunning Palace to pay her respects. The entire hall is silent, as solemn as the imperial court. But a single voice 10Reads7.2Score—Shelves
15. 765 反 My Senior Brother the Villain Is Unreliable, So I'd Better Rely on Myself 反派师兄不靠谱我还是自强不息吧 Watermelon Who Loves Meat爱吃肉肉的西瓜Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A little silly, a little funny, a little too mischievous. If you want serious cultivation fiction, don’t read this] Chu Ge wakes up one day as a cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. In the early stages, when the heroine has no spirit stones, the cannon-fodder villainess becomes her walking cash pouch. In the middle, when the heroine’s spiritual root is damaged, the cannon fodder is made to give hers up. Later, when the heroine is targeted for assassination, the cannon fodder becomes 4kReads8.9Score442Shelves
16. 766 王 The Prince Is Ordered to Go on Blind Dates Every Day 王爷天天奉旨相亲 Moonlight Wine月光酒Ancient Romance843k WordsCompleted After transmigrating, she became Xie Changye, a fake prince of the Tianchen Kingdom, and embarked on a life of being ordered to go on blind dates every day. She had to hide the secret that she was a woman, terrified that she might be exposed and charged with deceiving the emperor, while also doing everything she could to sabotage every match. But as time went on, rumors that she was attracted to men began flying everywhere, and her sworn brother, the emperor, looked at her with increasing “disgu 982Reads8.9Score135Shelves

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    The prince's daughter disguised herself as a man and pretended to have a broken sleeve during a blind date. The emperor was tempted and took every step to slowly get hold of him. The plot is funny and exciting.

17. 767 王 Your Highness, Don’t Be Afraid. I’m Just a Pika, a Divine Beast 王爷别怕，狍子我呀，是神兽来着 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance516k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + rebirth + 1v1 romance + lighthearted + lively] Xia Yue transmigrated into the auspicious beast sent as tribute by the Northern Guards, and somehow ended up living in Prince Ling's manor. She thought she'd be living the pampered life, with meals brought right to her mouth. Instead, the master of the house turned out to be a foolish prince who was the apple of everyone's eye. After a bout of utter despair, Xia Yue decided to make peace with her fate. So what if she wasn't human? 13.3kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves
18. 768 七 The 1970s: The Divine Doctor with Billions in Supplies Becomes the Nation's Beloved 七零：神医携百亿物资被国家团宠 Dust-Forgotten Wine忘尘酒Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Divine healer + System + reborn + taking down scumbags + two strong leads] Ye Qingyue died on the battlefield while saving someone, then was reborn and brought back by the System to 1978. At the time, she was still known as the “foxy woman” of Xiangyang Village. The first thing she does after being reborn is split from the family, taking her mother and younger brother away from their huge family of bloodsuckers. Everyone in the village waits to see Ye Qingyue make a fool of herself. How will a 4.8kReads9.2Score624Shelves

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    The books I have read are all very good

19. 769 女 The Supporting Actress Cultivates Immortality, While the Protagonist Is Sacrificed to Heaven 女配修仙，主角祭天 Long-Tailed Tit长尾山雀呀Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted On the night before becoming the disciple of Immortal Venerable Yanchen, Sang Ying discovered that she was the villainess in a cultivation novel about a master and his disciple! She was the foil to the pure and kind heroine, a delicate white lotus. Not only did she force the male lead to take her as his disciple, she also tried to steal what belonged to the heroine. In the end, she died at the hands of one of the heroine's admirers, and her pure ice spirit root became the catalyst for repairing 8kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
20. 770 穿 Transmigrating to the 1970s: The Useless Little Cultivator Goes Wild 穿越七零年代，修仙小废材玩疯了 Morning Dew After Rain小雨朝露Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Cultivation, no romance] A little good-for-nothing from the cultivation world somehow transmigrated to an era where food and clothing were scarce. No big deal. She's a cultivator, after all. Surely she won't starve to death, right?! She might be more useless than her senior brothers and sisters from the cultivation world, but she should at least be able to avoid starving here. Honestly, all I want is to make sure my family eats and drinks well, while I enjoy myself. So why have so many monsters 1.9kReads8.6Score160Shelves
21. 771 通 The Spirit Medium's Strange Cases 通灵诡事 Not Drunk不醉Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted Parental love? I have none. From the moment I was born, they wanted to strangle me. Sibling affection? I have none. My own brother calls me a country bumpkin. Friendship with my peers? I have none. Everyone in the village says I'm a demon in human form who eats children. Love? What even is that? The first time I saw Qi Yue, I just thought he looked clean-cut and handsome. The next time I saw him, I found out his mother was the woman who had gone looking for Fourth Auntie years ago. Only now, she 2.6kReads9.2Score438Shelves

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