No Romance, Just a Hilarious, Ridiculous Straight Guy 无CP，搞笑又傻雕直男

1. 1 我 I'm a Fugitive Mental Patient, Chosen by a Rules Horror Game 我，在逃精神病，被规则怪谈选中 Xu Moqing徐墨卿Mystery542k WordsCompleted [No female lead + supernatural horror + mental illness + comedy + national destiny] My name is Su Ming, and I'm a transmigrator. I currently work at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital, where I'm in charge of the important project of “being studied.” They keep saying I'm sick, but I know I'm fine. It's the world that's sick. After I escaped from the psychiatric hospital, I was chosen by Rule Horror to become Longguo's chosen participant, representing Longguo in the upcoming horror games. [Ding! The Ho 75.9kReads9.6Score10.3kShelves

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   They all have no CP, I think it's funny. The first one is the only regular ghost story series that I have finished, and the second one must be good. I haven't read it yet, but I added it to the bookshelf. The protagonist of the third one is very simple and very strong. The fourth and fifth books are all female fast-traveling books. I have forgotten the plot after reading too many fast-traveling books. Anyway, they are not male-strong characters. The protagonists of four have a rather steamy personality, but are very European. The plot of five is very bland, as if I read it during a book shortage. Let's count them together.

2. 2 请 Call Me Lord Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 164.8kReads9.5Score18.6kShelves
3. 3 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 217.3kReads9.5Score33.7kShelves
4. 4 快 Quick Transmigration: After the Lucky One Unlocks the Sign-In System 快穿：欧皇能签到后 Yao Siqi尧司祁Modern Romance755k WordsCompleted No romance! No romance! No romance! (Don’t ask why the protagonist doesn’t find a partner. The author just doesn’t know how to write romance.) I’m no good at writing introductions, so just read the story. After Yuan Xi gets hit and killed by a dump truck, she embraces the simple belief that a bad life is better than no life at all and binds herself to System Fifty-Eight. Together, they travel to different worlds to help people fulfill their wishes. What’s it like having a Host who’s ridiculously 52.4kReads9.2Score4.8kShelves
5. 5 崩 Break the Plot, Live a Happy Life 崩坏剧情，快乐生活 Lu San潞三Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (Important! In my setting, the wish-granter is dead. The Host cannot marry or have children in the little worlds on their behalf and leave behind an heir, so please stop dwelling on this. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. That’s better for everyone.) Quick transmigration + no romance + cannon fodder + face-slapping + everyday life There are always people who take others for granted, selfish and ungrateful, enjoying all the kindness shown to them as if they’re entitled to it. Some even refuse 4.9kReads7.6Score312Shelves
6. 6 平 There’s Nothing Special About Me, So I Can’t Be the Protagonist! 平平无奇的我，才不会是主角呢！ Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Urban445k WordsCompleted Wu Qi always thought he was an ordinary person. He believed that, as someone with no particular talent, the most important thing was to keep a low profile! Everyone else: ... You call punching someone so hard they fly around the Earth once keeping a low profile? You call lifting objects weighing several tons with one hand and casually dragging them along with the other keeping a low profile? You call treating demon beasts that everyone considers dangerous as snacks keeping a low profile? Most im 11kReads8.8Score893Shelves

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   It has to be me, Liu Ye. I'm funny and straight. And I'm really annoyed by being called so-and-so god. It's embarrassing, but this book guy calls me brother.

7. 7 穿 Forced to Join a Dating Show After Transmigrating Into an Insectoid Novel 穿书虫族后被迫参加恋综 Honestly, I Really Do Put on an Act其实我真的挺装的Two Male Leads260k WordsCompleted [Zerg + Dating Show + No Romance] Jiang Zhou transmigrated into a book, a Zerg dating-show novel called Love and Husbands. He became a background male Zerg on the show Love and Husbands. As a web-novel editor, Jiang Zhou could handle any amount of shattered values from novels, but he couldn't handle being put in one himself. So after transmigrating, Jiang Zhou became somewhat unstable and world-weary, adopting an attitude of detached observation. As it happened, the original character was also a 3.7kReads8.5Score295Shelves

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   No CP [Stare] [Stare] [Stare] [Stare] [Stare] [Stare] [Stare]

8. 8 老 Teacher Laoliu: I Got Soaked, and You Want to Hold an Umbrella? 老六老师：我淋过雨你们想撑伞？ Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 22kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves

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   The first one, as you can tell from the name, is a funny story about a male protagonist. The author's imagination is very broad and combines many elements. The second book is a combination of many online funny routines, combined into the novel's situation, it is not abrupt at all when reading, and makes people laugh non-stop! The third book, don't be misled by the name. The male protagonist has done a lot of funny things for system tasks. It will let us understand this funny story from the male protagonist's perspective.

9. 9 怪 Monsters Run Amok: I Sweep This World with Laughter 怪物横行：我以笑声横扫此界 Hardworking Goldfish努力的金鱼Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [No female lead + System + transmigration + demon beasts + undead + artificial intelligence] Lu Yu transmigrates to a strange world of spirit and martial arts, where technology and cultivation, demon beasts and the undead overturn everything he thought he knew. Luckily, a golden finger is essential for anyone who transmigrates. But after reading the System’s introduction, he decides he’d be better off without this ridiculous thing. He’s a man through and through, not some peerless beauty, so why 4kReads8.9Score381Shelves
10. 10 我 I'm This Shameless, You Don't Actually Want to Hit Me, Do You? 我这么贱，你该不会想打我吧 Qiao Mu11乔木11Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 52kReads9.1Score4kShelves

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    The first book didn't have a strong sense of CP, and the second one had no CP.

11. 11 舔 The Simps Awaken, and the Protagonists Are in Tears [Quick Transmigration] 舔狗觉醒后，主角们哭了【快穿】 Fish Three Times a Day一天三顿鱼Modern Romance603k WordsCompleted [Male-Lead Quick Transmigration + No CP + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] There are always supporting male characters who would die for the heroine, even sacrificing their families and losing everything. But the truth is, they're not hopeless romantics. They're just plot-driven tools, forced by the story to do things they don't mean. When these tools awaken, their overwhelming resentment becomes too much for their little worlds to contain, so they turn to the Quick Transmigration Bureau for help in eas 14.7kReads9.2Score976Shelves
12. 12 为 Guiding the First Emperor: The Lands Beyond the Nine Provinces Are Qin Territory Too 为祖龙指路，九州之外亦是秦土 Heartache恸心Historical527k WordsCompleted This story is entirely fictional. [History buffs, read at your own risk.] Alternate history (fictional) + no female lead + First Emperor Ying Zheng + completed Try not to take it too seriously, or you'll only make yourself angry... Zhang Yu transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and obtains a Dao-preaching System, helping Qin Shi Huang build a prosperous empire of Qin unlike anything the world has ever seen. Lao Zhao: “Look over there.” Zhang Yu: “What is it?” “That’s my empire.” “...” Zhang Yu turned 4.5kReads9.2Score510Shelves

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    No cp~, to be honest, as a person who has no interest in history, I read it with gusto [facepalm], it's really good to watch, and it's not a loss if I invest in it~ The author said it's best to stick to chapter 25, because the latter part is more interesting, but in fact I was already lost in the front [facepalm] [facepalm]

13. 13 直 Livestreaming the People’s Livelihood: Let’s Welcome the Next Victim! 直播民生：有请下一位受害者！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban928k WordsOngoing [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 34.9kReads9.4Score4kShelves

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    🌸If the shady news can be broadcast live, I really can skip meals and sleep, just to take a bite of [fresh and refined] + [ridiculous] melon! Moreover, the host personally tested [Keep Cooked], are you sure you don't want to join us as a crowd pleaser? 🌸The cheating of the system allowed Li Ke to get into trouble~, so his path of live broadcasting [Zuosi Life] was gone forever. First, when you encounter a five-step snake, can you take five steps back and bounce back to poison it? ", And "What should I do if the walking half million is in my house?", For more stories, you may go on a field trip 🌸I won't introduce more in the same series

14. 14 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 14kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
15. 15 爆 Going Viral Starts with Calling the Cops 爆红从报警开始 Yu Siyuan余四元Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Microdrama style, silly and lighthearted. The protagonist has no romantic pairings, male or female. Actor Mo Fei gets a Role System. From a holy monk, he gains an ability to attract criminals; from a serial killer, he learns human anatomy; from a detective, he learns to talk to cats; from a master thief, he learns sleight of hand... To everyone else, all of this seems downright bizarre. Would a normal actor radiate murderous intent? Would a normal actor know the human body so well? Would a norma 77.9kReads9.5Score10.5kShelves
16. 16 土 The Land God's Promotion Diary 土地公升职记 Lone Boat Herding Clouds孤舟牧云Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsCompleted [Quality guaranteed across 5 million characters. Feel free to bookmark and enjoy!] He transmigrates into the world of Sword and Fairy and becomes the lowest-ranking Earth God. Relying on the incense offerings of the spirits in the wilderness, such as weasels, foxes, rats, hedgehogs, and snakes, he grows stronger step by step and establishes a clan of immortals. He teaches weasels to lay bricks, foxes to tell stories, rats to mint coins, and pythons to sail the seas... Starting out as an Earth Go 35.6kReads9.1Score4.3kShelves
17. 17 刑 Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线 Drippy Ice Cream冰淇淋淋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How 4.9kReads9.3Score693Shelves

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    Tomato is my favorite male novel!! [Adoration] The writing style is gray and humorous and interesting, yes, it's a bit silly, but not vulgar!! Every chapter is very capable!!! There is currently no heroine, and it is being updated every day!

18. 18 惊 Thriller Game: From the Start, I Urge the Ghost Courtesan to Reform! 惊悚游戏：开局劝鬼花魁从良！ Sweet Sweet Sweet Stories甜甜甜故事Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Horror game + comedic mild horror + infinite-flow + livestream + no heroine + the protagonist doesn’t act human + everyone is clever + everyone lies + original game scenarios] [The only novel online to tell the story of what happened before the horror game invaded!] [Horror scenario “Ghost Brothel” fully loaded. Players, please get ready!] Lin Xun, a hack screenwriter, is transported into a horror game. Unblockable horror livestreams spread across the internet, turning this into a terrifying sp 10.4kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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    Completed, no CP, many high-energy scenes, very cool, rating testimonials, no loss in investment

19. 19 西 Journey to the West: I Was an Ant on the Sidelines When They Pinned Down the Monkey 西游：压猴的时候我在旁边当蚂蚁 Newly Flipped Salty Fish新翻咸鱼Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Lin Yifan transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West. He happens to see Sun Wukong being crushed beneath Five Elements Mountain. But he’s just an ant now! It’s not as if he can chew through Five Elements Mountain! And on top of that, he has to worry about being crushed under someone’s foot at any moment. Other people have Systems, and he has a golden finger too. Gazing at the golden finger shining in his mind, he can’t help thinking this thing looks completely unreliable! The Three Realms 7kReads8.5Score520Shelves

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    Funny[laugh][laugh][laugh]

20. 20 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 24.3kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves

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    Okay, okay, I feel like a fool

21. 21 玩 Players, Behave Yourselves: My Senior Brother Isn’t a Game Bug 玩家请自重我师兄不是游戏BUG Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 11.3kReads8.7Score1.4kShelves

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    The eldest brother is so evil that he even kills himself when he is upright. He has no CP.

22. 22 穿 After I Transmigrated Into a Book, the Goofy Young Master Wastes Every Day 穿书后，沙雕少爷每天都不务正业 It's San San, Duck是散散鸭Modern Romance884k WordsOngoing [No romance + ensemble cast + campus life + wealthy families + transmigrate into a book + a little bit of group doting + System + goofy everyday antics] [Original title: Transmigrating as the Villain’s Little Brother, I Became Everyone’s Favorite by Being a Goofball] Fang Zhou transmigrates into an old-school romance novel as the cannon-fodder younger brother of the big bad. His only purpose is to help the male and female leads’ younger siblings get together. He wants to help his cheap brother t 20kReads9.1Score1.7kShelves

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    😁😁😁😁😁

23. 23 惊 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚，我在诡异世界当圣父 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery594k WordsCompleted Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 10.9kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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    All without cp

24. 24 快 The Housekeeper Is Having Another Breakdown in Quick Transmigration 快穿管家又双叒发病了 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 17.8kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves
25. 25 生 I Eat Monsters Whole, But I'm Definitely Not Going Crazy! 生吞怪物的我，绝对没有发癫！ Go Study First先去学习Mystery616k WordsCompleted [No heroine, gradually becoming less than human, chaotic fun, decisive and ruthless but not dark] Cheat powers are meant to be fun! I transmigrated, so why should I have to deal with all this social etiquette? What the hell is with these brain-dead villains and stupid heroines? I’ll eat them! Bow to some damn master and make friends? I’ll just rocket over there, do a 360-degree Thomas Flair, and eat them! I’ll chomp down on the leader’s head! The authorities aren’t getting away either! I’ll poun 6.3kReads9.3Score787Shelves
26. 26 穿 The Bystander Who Transmigrated into Horror Movies 穿越在恐怖片里的路人甲 Qing Zhi青植Mystery2.5M WordsCompleted Everyone else who transmigrates gets the protagonist treatment, with treasures and beautiful women at their side. Li Haotian transmigrated as a mere nobody, and into a horror-movie world, no less, surrounded by demons and monsters. With his own life already in danger, he still had to complete assignments. Fortunately, he was lucky enough to gain the skill of having every wish granted: call to Heaven, and Heaven answers; call to Earth, and Earth responds. All kinds of immortals looked out for him 17.8kReads7.9Score1.1kShelves

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    In an instant, several arcs of electricity appeared in his hands, and crackling sounds appeared in the office. Then Li Haotian raised his hand and a flash of lightning appeared in the office. "Boom!" Suddenly, a small bolt of lightning struck the teacup on the table. The teacup was instantly smashed into pieces, and even the wooden table was cracked and scorched.

27. 27 穿 It Took Me Two and a Half Years to Finish the Tutorial 穿过来两年半才完成新手任务 Clear Creek River溪河水明Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Alternate Urban Setting] + [Light System] + [Light Entertainment Industry] + [Everyday Life] In his previous life, Chen Mo had plunged into the entertainment industry just to make ends meet. His work was varied: writing songs for others, lip-syncing, working as a stand-in, and taking the blame. But before he could end up in prison, Chen Mo transmigrated. After that less-than-pleasant past, Chen Mo vowed that in this life he would study hard, make it into a good university, find a good job, marr 25.3kReads8.2Score2kShelves

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    I haven't finished reading it, so I don't know if there is any CP. Anyway, the first hundred chapters perfectly meet the requirements. Two girls compete for favor. You can just play while you do it [laughing]

28. 28 沙 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Great Demon King Badu巴豆大魔王Two Male Leads488k WordsCompleted Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 1.4kReads8.5Score185Shelves

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    This book is actually cp-free, hilarious straight men, all members are funny and relaxed, casual and hilarious style

29. 29 重 Reborn, and the Yandere Loves Me Even More 重生后病娇更爱了 A Little Tail一点点尾巴Two Male Leads122k WordsOngoing Male lead focused on pursuing his goals + fanatical careerist + a harem-like battlefield of admirers + no conventional System + somewhat comedic The protagonist is level-headed and good at controlling a situation, though he can be a bit unhinged. The male lead is reborn and attracts yanderes in droves. What happens when some yanderes are reborn after losing the male lead? They become even more yandere. Our clever male lead, meanwhile, is both a hopeless romantic and a career fanatic. He loves fr 428Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The hero is a straight man on the beach and is a heartthrob

30. 30 我 My Nephew Is the Child of Destiny. What About Me? 我的外甥是天命之子，我呢？ Sesame Paste Drawing芝麻糊图Ancient Romance863k WordsCompleted [No CP + no female lead + family bonds + transmigrate into a book + System + cultivation] Male-lead story. Zhao Yuan, a modern man, transmigrates into the body of a blind, disposable hunter who doesn’t survive past chapter three. His only “comfort” is his nephew, Lin Zhitian, a little brat with icy eyes and a maturity that seems far beyond his years. [Ding! The Fated Hero Rescue System has been bound! Mission: Earn the favor of the Fated Hero, Lin Zhitian, or the Host’s soul will be scattered i 669Reads8.5Score117Shelves

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    Strategy for Son of Destiny, no cp, single arrow

31. 31 穿 I Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain, and the System Told Me to Save Myself 穿书成反派，系统让我自救 Yi·Mo已·墨Eastern Fantasy365k WordsOngoing [Ratings just came out…] Chen Mo transmigrates into a book, the novel "Record of Begging Heaven", and becomes a minor villain who gets killed by the protagonist in the first three chapters. [Ding! Self-Salvation System activated. Earn self-salvation points to exchange for cultivation, techniques, divine gear, and all kinds of items.] He has no desire to become the protagonist’s sidekick, and even less desire to die. His only option is to desperately build himself a persona: I’m a good person. 640Reads8.3Score—Shelves
32. 32 我 Scamming My Way Through the Cultivation World 我在修真界坑蒙拐骗 Meaning in the Lyrics词中意Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 24.2kReads8.7Score2.3kShelves
33. 33 熊 Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网 Constantine Needs to Quit Smoking康斯坦丁要戒烟Urban156k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give 1.3kReads8.3Score111Shelves

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    Straight man, no cp, finished (the first one to finish was in such a hurry)

34. 34 我 Me, a Straight Guy: Did the Campus Beauty Pretend to Fall from the Start? 我！直男，开局校花假装摔倒？ A Fleeting Life Like Sand浮生若沙Urban624k WordsCompleted [The top book on the 2021 summer vacation new-release chart] [Lighthearted, straight man, hilarious, live-streaming in the cultivation world, over 5 million readers and over 1 million saves] After being bound to the Steel Straight Man System, Su Han is randomly selected for a live-streaming variety show in the cultivation world. In this show, fairies from the Sacred Land of Yaochi come down to the mortal world and date talented men, including CEOs and elite soldiers. But... this is really just a 1.3kReads8.8Score145Shelves
35. 35 你 How Are You the Protagonists? People Would Believe You Were the Villains 你们哪是主角，说是反派都有人信 Wang Xianyu王限玉Mystery283k WordsOngoing [Infinite Flow + comedy + no romance + male-led + no harem + ensemble cast] My ex died before we could get back together. I took a long, hard look at myself, and then the apocalypse arrived. Following the usual tropes, I’d fight monsters, level up, and make it big. They told me there were no tropes, just skill. I trained hard, only to discover that the protagonists were all inhuman. And the ones who acted human were so delicious, I could eat two bowls of rice with them. From then on, in the chal 1.7kReads8.1Score225Shelves

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    The suspense is endless and there is no CP. I chose an unlucky husband-type male protagonist among Strawberry and Raspberry. He is charming but is often abused inexplicably. He does bad things in a high-profile manner and avoids being beaten in a low-key manner. He has achieved invincibility among super strong and scumbags. The male protagonist who likes to complain about the black sesame glutinous rice balls is a must-have for sugar addicts and celebrities. Don't miss it if you pass by!

36. 36 穿 Reborn as a Villainous Cannon Fodder, All I Want Is to Lie Flat 穿成反派炮灰，我一心只想躺平 Craving Some Malatang想吃点麻辣烫Eastern Fantasy118k WordsOngoing [No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Reborn in the Womb + No System + Lighthearted Comedy] Who says being a demon is bad? Being a demon is great! Zhu Yuan was reborn in the womb into a power-fantasy cultivation novel about a Dragon-Ao protagonist, as a minor cannon fodder character who barely got a mention. He had just breathed a sigh of relief when he opened his eyes and saw disaster staring him in the face. A Demon Venerable for a father, a villain for a brother, a missing sister, and a broken 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Easy and funny + no cp

37. 37 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Too Unhinged for the System to Stop 快穿：宿主太疯球，系统拦不住 Yan Shuqing宴殊青Ancient Romance503k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration, Male Lead's POV, No Romance, Unhinged Host] After Yan Nanxu died, he was bound by a System and transmigrated to different worlds. His mission was to correct disruptions in each world. But Yan Nanxu was in a hurry to go back and take his revenge. First world: System: We just need to protect the protagonist and stop the reborn person from hurting him. Yan Nanxu: That guy's too slow. Why don't I do it instead? Second world: System: We just need to help the protagonist and set 6.4kReads9.3Score611Shelves

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    There is no plot in any of them, and it's okay to be funny. The second one is superb, and all the members are yandere. Isn't he cute? CP knocks casually. The third book made me laugh for a year. The male protagonist is silly and unreasonable. The author's writing style is superb, and you won't lose money if you invest in it!! Recommended star rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

38. 38 开 How Do I Survive After Becoming the Villain in a Formulaic Novel from the Start? 开局穿成了套路文的反派怎么破 Meow Nineteen喵十九Eastern Fantasy627k WordsCompleted The sequel is underway and can be found in the author’s works. This leans toward the female-audience genre. If that’s not your thing, please don’t read. Lighthearted and funny, an irreverent fantasy story. The protagonist is adored by everyone, men and women alike. All flirtation, no CP. After transmigrating, Cang Yu finds himself cast as the villain in three different books! Even though he’s the villain, he’s stuck with the job of saving the world! He decides he’d better save himself first. 007 6.6kReads9.2Score634Shelves
39. 39 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 53kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
40. 40 这 This Sword Cultivator Is Far Too Righteous 这个剑修过于正派 Sausage-Fried Banana香肠炒香蕉Eastern Fantasy500k WordsCompleted [Swordsmanship] + [Status Panel] + [Almost Invincible] + [Traditional Style] By a twist of fate, Chu Xiao arrived in another world overrun by demons and plagued by chaos. In this perilous world, he carved out an invincible path with the sword in his hand. Everyone marveled at his strength. “How are you so powerful?” Chu Xiao smiled faintly. “I’m this strong simply because I’ve trained hard.” After turning and walking away, he silently added to himself: “Status Panel, give me all the points!” 2.6kReads8.8Score141Shelves
41. 41 本 I’m Already Invincible, So Why Bother Leveling Up? 本尊都无敌了，还升什么级？ Wine Without Desire无欲的酒Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Originally titled “The Supreme Great Venerable” Ten thousand years ago, the Otherworldly Demon Clan invaded the Tianqi Continent. Lu Nanzhuo, the supreme human, led the myriad races against them, then vanished during the great battle. Ten thousand years later, a figure dressed in white emerges from Beixuan Province and wanders the world, invincible every step of the way! He is calm, carefree, and domineering! He roams freely between heaven and earth, invincible throughout the cosmos! He sta 37.1kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves
42. 42 模 After a Thousand Simulations, I've Mastered the Escape Game 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 264kReads9.6Score61.8kShelves
43. 43 穿 After Entering a Cultivation Game, I Fight the Male Lead to the Death 穿进修仙游戏后与男主相追相杀 Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds浮云叹生Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Straight male protagonist, unconventional cultivation, no official couples (ship whoever you like), one-sided crushes, comedic and a little unhinged, a redemptive ensemble cast, and everyone gets a funeral.] No official couples = ship whoever you like. He runs into a succubus as soon as he leaves the beginner's village, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist! “Ye Xingzhou, how many people do you consider the best in the world?!” Ye Xingzhou's very own M-class is now in session! A tsun 16.2kReads9.5Score2.9kShelves
44. 44 惊 A Horror Invasion? Aren’t They All My Minions? 惊悚入侵？这不全是我小弟吗 What's the Deal?怎么事儿Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted [Horror world + underlings + goofy comedy + hilarious + powerful big shot] (The Horror World wishes you an early death and a quick rebirth. If you don't die, you'll go crazy.) You might not believe this, but while everyone else was struggling desperately in the Horror World, trying to find a sliver of hope for survival, I had already taken control of every shady deal in the Horror World. The Horror World's supernatural alliance. "I'm reporting Chen Qishi by my real name!" Chen Qi, seated at the 129.9kReads9.2Score15.8kShelves
45. 45 因 I’m So Lazy, My Superpower Awakened on Its Own 因为我太懒，异能就自动觉醒了 Sui Chen随尘Urban320k WordsCompleted [Spiritual Qi Revival + Superpowers + Lazy] Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world. After spiritual qi revival, alien races awaken and humanity is plunged into peril. The world desperately needs a savior! But Jiang Feng is a good-for-nothing by nature, has no superpowers, and is so lazy he can barely take care of himself. It’s precisely because he’s so lazy that his System activates. At the same time, he awakens some incredibly powerful abilities. Don’t want to move? No problem: [Telekines 2kReads8.0Score383Shelves
46. 46 说 This Was Supposed to Be an Eerie World. Why Is It All Your Property? 说好诡异世界，怎么全是你的产业 Gourd Blossoms葫芦开花Mystery211k WordsCompleted [The supernatural + tycoon + no female lead + no romance + insane protagonist] In an unknown corner, a world known as the Supernatural World quietly descended. Unlike the other players who entered the Supernatural World, Qing Dian had a crazed tycoon System and infinite gold coins from the start! So while the other players were working five jobs a day just to scrape by, Qing Dian was eating roast leg of lamb and enjoying a full-service massage, all while buying up dungeons. … Player: “Yellow Sp 2.1kReads8.9Score346Shelves
47. 47 独 Alone Against the World: A Little Cheat Is Only Fair, Right? 独自对抗全世界，开个挂很合理吧 Saving Up for Ice Cream赚钱买雪糕Urban529k WordsCompleted [No Female Lead + Comedy + Choose-Your-Own Cheat + Game + Livestream + No Saintly Protagonist] Fight the Landlord. The Dragon Kingdom had already lost nine games in a row! “Yoshi! Ten losses in a row would be a national disaster. Your Dragon Kingdom's time is up! Why not become part of our Great Sakura Empire?” “I've already become a citizen of the White Eagle Nation. We believe in freedom and democracy, and we'd be delighted to accept refugees like you. But we only take the elite, never trash!” 62Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    No cp, so funny that it explodes on the spot💥

48. 48 系 The System Is a Black Lotus 系统是个黑莲花 Rainbow-Robed Wind Horse霓裳风马Two Male Leads517k WordsOngoing [Online Game + System + No Romance + No Clichés + Lighthearted Comedy + Black Lotus + Esports + Livestreaming] [Straight male protagonist, aimed at a male audience. If you can't stand a straight guy being awkward and cringey, don't read!] Qin Xiaoyu is a recent college graduate and a small-time streamer who earns a living boosting accounts in online games. When the online game Divine Seal of the World suddenly launches with a brand-new virtual control system, it looks like a huge money-making op 48Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A relaxing and funny online game. The protagonist, a straight man, is thrown into a pile of crooked men's games. Hahaha, it's not bad.

49. 49 快 Quick Transmigration: Palace Intrigue? Domineering CEO? Get Lost, All of You! 快穿：宫斗？霸总？统统滚蛋！ Su Bancheng苏半城Historical2.6M WordsCompleted This book contains ninety-five small worlds, including supernatural tales, ancient history, modern cities, farming, cultivation, and all sorts of others. Many can be read as standalone stories without affecting the main plot. The protagonist’s System has no point shop and can’t offer much help... Most of the time, Fang Zhiyi has to move things forward on his own. “What? You’re saying I have an army of five hundred thousand, and the emperor suspects I’m plotting rebellion?” “That’s right. The Hos 65.4kReads8.8Score4.8kShelves

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    🍐It's very interesting to watch. Every world is exciting. The weirdness comes and you are played as a wage earner. It's very enjoyable to watch. Anyway, the main reason is that the protagonist is very powerful. In Weirdness, you can just play those weirdnesses like balls.

50. 50 诡 Strange Tales: The Evil God Gets a New Job 诡谈：邪神再就业 Dian Ze Xi Shuai典则蟋蟀Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Horror + Twists + Foreshadowing: The Series Where Even the Righteous Gods Are Worshipped by Villains] The supernatural invaded, and Shi Fei received a mission invitation from a dead person. Horror, slaughter, and escape: everyone was fighting to survive. When the supernatural blocked his only way out, Shi Fei calmly tried to talk it down: “Move aside. Don’t make me stop being human.” The creature refused to surrender and launched an attack instead. So Shi Fei really did stop being human, turnin 61.9kReads9.4Score12.1kShelves

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    They all fit in, but never read the second one.

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