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  1. 151 From the Start, Livestreaming the Underworld: Who Would Dare Enter This Stream? 开局直播地府:这直播间谁敢上啊 Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 30.7kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves
  2. 152 This PE Teacher Is the Real Deal: He Takes On Ferocious Beasts Himself 这体育老师能处,有凶兽他真上 Urban500k WordsOngoing [Meme references] [Hilarious and ridiculous] [Obliviously straight] Cao Diaiao was reborn in a world of superpowers years ago, but never awakened any abilities. He became a high school PE teacher. Then one day, he activated the "Surprise Blind Box System." Congratulations! Your blind box contains: Technique: The Limitless Path of Fitness, Agility, and Certain Victory Ultimate Skill: Black Funeral Coffin-Bearer Summoning Art Unlocked Character: A sweet little sister who only knows how to dote on 270Reads9.2Score—Shelves
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  3. 153 My Whole Family Are Villains 全家皆反派 Urban313k WordsCompleted [No Romance] Only after taking a turn through the cultivation world did Qin Yu discover that he was living inside a book. And he wasn't the protagonist. What's more, his entire family were the book's villains. His father was a ruthless, heartless capitalist who drove the female lead's father's company into bankruptcy. His mother was a sharp-tongued, petty, three-time Best Actress who blocked the female lead's rise to stardom. His eldest brother was a corrupt, scheming politician who forced the m 2.6kReads9.1Score241Shelves
  4. 154 I Am the Villain Chosen by Fate: Invincible from the Moment I Crush the Male Lead 我,天命反派,无敌从碾压男主开始 Urban493k WordsCompleted Every male-oriented novel has a domineering protagonist who relies on forced posturing to pull off face-slapping, along with a crowd of cannon fodder whose intelligence is forcibly lowered by his protagonist aura. Gu Xiao's job is to become a brain-boosting hero in these web novels, raise the intelligence of everyone in each world, and relentlessly rub the male lead's face in the dirt. In a son-in-law story, he's the loyal sidekick who helps the male lead show off, only to have the male lead pat 9.9kReads9.1Score664Shelves
  5. 155 Street Fortune-Telling: I’ve Set My Sights on the Empress 街头算命,我看上了皇朝女帝 Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [System + empress + one female lead + keeping a low profile] Xiao Fan, an ordinary person from Earth, transmigrates to Qianlong Continent and awakens the Heavenly Secrets Fortune-Telling System. The System can calculate everything, past and present! The protagonist earns points by telling people's fortunes. The points can be exchanged for all kinds of abilities. They can also be used to withstand all kinds of attacks. The protagonist can't cultivate and is usually just an ordinary person, bu 50kReads9.0Score6.6kShelves
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  6. 156 Live Long Enough, and No One Can Beat Me 只要活的够久,就没人是我对手 Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [System]+ [Transmigration]+ [Playing It Safe] Xu Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world and obtains an Immortality System. The System’s only function is to extend his lifespan. Today’s run: lifespan +2 days Today’s boxing practice: lifespan +3 days Today’s kicking practice: lifespan +5 days “A gentleman’s revenge can wait five hundred years.” After Xu Fan waited five hundred years and finally found his enemy again, the only thing he could do was dance on his enemy’s grave. Question: What 13.5kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
  7. 157 Your Ability Is SSS-Rank, but I Have Unlimited Skills 你的异能SSS,我的技能无限多 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Programmer Song Wennuan was fixing a bug during a thunderstorm when lightning struck him, transmigrating him to Blue Star, where everyone can awaken supernatural abilities. His destiny was damaged, leaving him unable to awaken an ability, but he discovered that he had merged with a computer. [Copy] lets him make unlimited copies of elemental stones, treasures, and rare natural resources; [Cut] lets him steal things from a distance with deft hands, leaving no trace; [Virus Scan] purges toxins and 21.5kReads8.9Score2.4kShelves
  8. 158 One Piece: I’m the True Flame Emperor 海贼:我才是炎帝 Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted He transmigrates into the world of One Piece, lands on Sky Island from the start, and chooses to eat the Flame-Flame Fruit! What? You say the Flame-Flame Fruit is too weak? That's because Oda doesn't understand the Flame-Flame Fruit! What? You say the Flame-Flame Fruit has too low a ceiling? Then I'll give it a reasonable cheat: the Flame-Flame Fruit plus the Heat-Heat Fruit. They're a perfect combination! What? Still not enough? Then let's add the Golden Lion's Float-Float Fruit and throw in te 16.6kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves
  9. 159 BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘?我才是天庭的BOSS 7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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  10. 160 When Warcraft Descends: From the Start, They Mistake Me for a God 魔兽降临:开局被当成神明 Eastern Fantasy342k WordsOngoing Transmigration · Gods · Farming · Ensemble Cast · Lighthearted · Wild Ideas · Multiple Races Coexist · Subverting Expectations I woke up and found myself a god, offered up in sacrifice by the villagers. A Death Knight and a Fire Prince lived inside me, the Holy Light and a demigod watched from above, I was drowning in high-interest System debt, and my landlord was a sleeping elven big shot... From a rundown outpost to a land sparkling with starlight, I took in wood elves, orcs, goblins, undead, —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  11. 161 You Look Down on Alchemists? Meet the God of Laxatives 看不起药剂师?泻药之神了解一下 Urban301k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Invincible + Game-Stat World + System] Lin Tian transmigrates to a world where everyone has a class. From the start, he awakens the trashiest combat class among all support jobs: Alchemist. And his talent is the lowest possible, F-rank. The potion he awakens with is an even rarer piece of trash: laxatives. His miserable fate leaves everyone staring in disbelief. Fortunately, the System he got when he transmigrated can't bear to watch him suffer. It automatically binds itself to h 1.5kReads7.1Score110Shelves
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  12. 162 Superpowers: Someone's Here to Buy Melons 异能:有一个人前来买瓜 Urban783k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [System + Comedy + Spiritual Qi Revival + Urban] A man came to buy a watermelon and stabbed Ning Yi. As a result, Ning Yi awakened the [Pain-Devouring System] and shouted, “Go on, stab me again if you've got the guts!” Thug: I've never heard anyone make such a weird request. “Ding! Sustained 666 points of ordinary damage. Devoured!” “Ding! Sustained 666 points of ordinary damage. Devoured!” “...” Even the knife was nicked and blunted. Ning Yi grinned and said, “If that doesn't work, wa 541Reads8.6Score—Shelves
  13. 163 I Woke with a Start from a Dream, Only to Find Out I'm the Villain 病从梦中惊坐起,反派竟是我自己 Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 103.2kReads9.3Score10.5kShelves
  14. 164 Livestream: Come in for a Consultation, Leave With Cancer? 直播:找你问诊,癌症起步? Urban507k WordsCompleted Also known as [Doctor: My Patients Are All Weirdos] (Urban life + doctor + livestreaming + a little deduction + comedy) Xiao Qi, a private detective, is reborn as a clinic doctor. For the sake of his mission, he has no choice but to livestream his consultations. "Doctor, my mouth's been looking a little yellow lately. Hic!" the beautiful woman says coyly. Xiao Qi shakes his head. "Miss, a yellow mouth is a minor issue. I'm afraid you're in the late stages of cancer." … "Doctor, my toe's inflamed 925Reads9.1Score127Shelves
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  15. 165 Streamer: My Talent Is Sending People to Prison 主播:我的才艺,是送人去吃牢饭 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted A friend borrows his car, then totals it while driving drunk. But his braindead friend has the nerve to say, “You’re a terrible friend! I’ve just been in an accident, and you still expect me to return the car?” “I’m not giving it back. Go ahead and call the cops if you can.” Li Junyao awakens a Choice System and immediately calls the police, claims compensation, and gets the guy sent to prison, completing the whole assembly-line process. With the System’s help, Li Junyao becomes a streamer who s 634Reads8.5Score102Shelves
  16. 166 Global Livestream: I Build an Animal Farm in the Arctic 全球直播:我在北极打造动物农场 Urban2.5M WordsCompleted Liang Jun transmigrates to a parallel world and joins an Arctic research expedition. His mission is to stay at the impoverished Arctic research base and get its systems up and running. A rescued polar bear likes your fish and asks the System to give you an Arctic gift pack. The White Wolf King thinks you took great care of his cub and asks the System to give you ten portions of reindeer meat. An orca thanks you for scraping off its barnacles and says it loves you. Affinity +100. Feed a seal pup 1.5kReads9.4Score219Shelves
  17. 167 Thriller Game: I’m Really Not a Ghost 惊悚游戏:我真的不是鬼 Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Horror + Livestreaming + Doomsday] The world has ended, and Earth is shrouded in mist, no longer fit for human habitation. At the same time, a horror game descended upon Earth. Every nightfall marked the start of the game! Only those chosen by the horror game had a chance to escape Earth! But... Only those who survived the horror game could escape Earth! After Wu Suowei was lucky enough to bind a survival System... Wu Suowei: “So I don't just look scary to people, I scare ghosts too?” Hanging G 859Reads8.7Score102Shelves
  18. 168 Super Scary Livestream 超级惊悚直播 Mystery2.2M WordsCompleted "Welcome, everyone, to the Supernatural Scary Live Stream. Before we start today's broadcast, I have to tell you that only three kinds of people can watch this stream: those with a heavy aura of yin energy, those who will die within seven days, and the third kind, which I can't discuss in detail. I can only give you one warning: watch your back!" 29.4kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves
  19. 169 Spiritual Qi Revival: This Person's Beast Soul Evolves at an Incredible Speed 灵气复苏:这人的兽魂进化太快了 Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Comedy + urban life + academy + cultivation + ferocious beasts + secret realms] Lin Bei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. Here, powerful ferocious beasts roam, and martial artists wield beast souls. Lin Bei binds himself to a daily sign-in mission System. Ask who's the biggest hotshot in Lin City, and they'll tell you: the Old Yin King of No. 5 High School. He gets a giant brick as a reward from the start. Just see if I won't smack you wit 25.9kReads9.0Score2.1kShelves
  20. 170 I Turned the Horror World Into a Raising Game! 我把惊悚世界玩成养成游戏! Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A mysterious force descended upon Earth, giving rise to another world of terror. Everyone was forcibly sent into the world of horror games on their eighteenth birthday. While everyone else was immersed in fear, struggling to survive in the cracks between life and death, Qin Nuo discovered that he could earn System rewards by influencing the ghosts’ emotions. And every time he completed a dungeon, he could establish his own business in the world of horror. So he became a food runner at the Yin Sp 195.9kReads9.6Score24.6kShelves
  21. 171 The Most Connected Person in the Supernatural World 灵异界最强关系户 Mystery660k WordsCompleted “What, you think a pen fairy, zombies, Chu Renmei, Sadako, werewolves, and vampires can just show up at the parent-teacher meeting? Your kids are such underachievers. How are they ever going to graduate?” This is a university for the supernatural. The toughest man in the supernatural world is the vice principal, Black and White Impermanence head the admissions office, a weasel demon runs the monster studies department, and exorcists and Taoist priests teach classes... Every student here is the d 7.5kReads9.1Score618Shelves
  22. 172 I'm So Scary, I Make Vengeful Ghosts Cry 长得太凶,我把厉鬼吓哭了 Urban194k WordsCompleted Yang Xuan transmigrates into a world where demons and monsters have returned, and awakens the [Ultimate Ruthless Hero System]. Ding! You scared a brat so badly he wet himself. Ruthlessness +1! Ding! You reformed an evil spirit and led it to mend its ways. Ruthlessness +10! Ding! You unlocked the title “Demonically Ferocious”... Like a fiend god, he makes everyone flee and silences crying children wherever he goes! Then, in the middle of the night, he gets a phone call. The streamer girl downstai 466Reads8.5Score—Shelves
  23. 173 This Streamer Is the Real Deal: When Something Happens, He Dares to Expose It! 这主播能处,有事他是真敢曝光! Urban308k WordsOngoing [Live Streaming + System + Exposure + No Female Lead + Transmigration + Urban Fantasy + Streamer] Ye Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a small-time outdoor streamer and binds himself to an exposure livestream System! Exposing pickled cabbage fermented in pits: “So that’s why it smells so bad. It’s definitely got plenty of flavor!” Exposing White Elephant instant noodles: “They hire people with disabilities. An ethical domestic brand, supporting national businesses!” Exposi 35Reads8.7Score—Shelves
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  24. 174 Report! There's a Magician Here Casting Spells 举报!这有个魔术师在施展魔法 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + urban life + System + tycoon + pets + supernatural powers] From the start, magician Bai Ye awakens a System and gains mysterious magic such as fire, ice, and spatial powers. From then on, he livestreams magical performances in public under the guise of magic tricks. Grilling oysters with his bare hands, summoning a meteor shower of fire, making “iced” cola, making a person vanish... The whole internet is stunned: “Streamer! You call this a magic trick? This is obviously real mag 14.6kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
  25. 175 I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank? 我把你当兄弟,你骗我抢银行? Urban523k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming’s friend Zhou Hang took part in a military exercise, playing the role of a bank robber. Zhou Hang decided to recruit Lu Ming to play a robber too. For security reasons, he couldn’t tell him the truth about the exercise, so he used an invitation to dinner as an excuse to get Lu Ming out of the house. “Isn’t this just dinner? Do you really have to withdraw cash at the bank?” Watching his good friend Zhou Hang, who’d invited him to dinner, Lu Ming s 18.3kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves
  26. 176 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播:所里快蹲不下了 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 22.2kReads9.4Score2.5kShelves
  27. 177 A Fan Reported Me! I Can’t Hide My Identity as a Composer Anymore 粉丝举报!我作曲家身份藏不住了 Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [No System + Pure Wish Fulfillment + No Angsty Plotlines] After enduring trials across dozens of worlds and mastering every skill, Lu Xun was on his way back to Earth when he stumbled into Blue Star and unexpectedly became a composer. Composing music came naturally to him. Acting was a piece of cake. Writing books was effortless. Playing the piano was no big deal. Fortune-telling, though, was the real deal! He made the legendary superstar. He turned him into a celebrated movie emperor. If he 47.2kReads9.4Score3.8kShelves
  28. 178 Demon Slayer: Reborn as the Villain Boss Muzan 鬼灭:穿成反派Boss无惨 Anime Fanfiction586k WordsCompleted No heroine, no romance, no darkness or saintly do-gooders. I transmigrated into Muzan, five hundred years before the story begins? There’s so much room to work with! The Blue Spider Lily! Overcome sunlight! Become the ultimate life-form! Retire with the Twelve Kizuki (just kidding). Every now and then, scare the Demon Slayer Corps, and maybe have some fun as a spy (ಡωಡ) Live long enough to see smartphones arrive! Games! Novels! Anime! ୧⍢⃝୨ And even... Run into the original scumbag boss, stand in 12.2kReads9.6Score1.7kShelves
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  29. 179 At This Moment, the World Enters the Age of Pokémon 此刻,全球进入精灵时代 Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted Lin Feng transmigrates to a world where Pokémon are about to arrive. Black holes? The end of the world? Hordes of monsters? Meet Caterpie, the one-on-one champion! Bellsprout, the nemesis of advanced weapons! Blastoise, the world-destroying beast! Hearing that humans fear and dread these monsters, Lin Feng is dumbfounded. “What on earth do these people misunderstand about Pokémon?!” To save the world, Lin Feng resolutely sets out on a journey of livestreaming Pokémon! Lin Feng is going to tell t 13.5kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
  30. 180 I Asked You to Write Songs, Not Turn the Literary World Upside Down! 让你写歌,你把文坛掀了? Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Entertainment Industry + System + Showbiz + Behind-the-Scenes in the Early Stages] Lin Rui transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the Showbiz System. There is no hunger or gunfire here. Everyone is obsessed with entertainment, making this a world at the very pinnacle of the arts! This is the best of times for people working in the arts, with opportunities everywhere. It is also the worst of times: only the best survive, and the higher they rise, the harder they fall. Looking at the mount 5.1kReads8.5Score310Shelves
  31. 181 One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free 我一句话,死刑犯在法庭无罪释放 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + lawyer + livestreaming + Madman Zhang San + no heroine + no romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + face-slapping + no logic. Short dramas have been released in multiple versions in China and overseas.] Xue Shen, an intern lawyer earning 2,000 yuan a month, unlocks the Ultimate Lawyer System from the start and takes the legal world by storm, shocking the globe! With his cheat ability Suspect A: “I killed someone.” Xue Shen: “You’re innocent.” Later, the truth comes out: the suspect rea 8.2kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
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  32. 182 Fortune-Fed Spirit Pets and Treasures on the Road to Immortality 食运通灵宠异宝闯仙界 Eastern Fantasy504k WordsCompleted Synopsis of The Fortune-Eating Spirit Pets and Treasures Storm the Immortal Realm The Fortune-Eating Spirit Pets and Treasures Storm the Immortal Realm creates a delightful world of cultivation. Its protagonist, Wu Xiaoxian, nicknamed “Fortune-Eater,” is a lively and distinctive character. Clever-looking and eager for both good food and wealth, he wears an unusual outfit that exudes opulence and wonder. Each of Fortune-Eater’s spirit pets has a unique ability. The little golden tortoise spits ou 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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  33. 183 Detective Conan: Making Waves in the Black Organization 柯南:人在酒厂兴风作浪 Anime Fanfiction987k WordsOngoing [Anime + Detective Conan + Anime Culture + No Female Lead + Comedy] Xia Mu Gaoyu took a puff of his Philippine cigar and said leisurely, “Conan, I’ve been a good person my whole life. This time, I’ve decided to be a bad guy. The truth is, I’m a member of the Organization.” Conan: “Gaoyu, what are you talking about? If you’re a member of the Organization, then I’m Gin’s partner!” System: “This idiot doesn’t believe the truth, but he swallows a lie whole. Did his brain shrink when his body did?” G 107Reads9.2Score—Shelves
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  34. 184 After the Great Mage from Another World Reincarnates as a Good-for-Nothing 异世界大魔法师转生成废柴后 Eastern Fantasy39k WordsOngoing (Goofy x No Romance x No-Brainer x Bizarre x Magic x Science x Otherworld x Aliens x Leveling Up) He was once a legendary archmage from another world. While being hunted, he unexpectedly reincarnated in a different world as a baby. Not only had he lost his magic, but he had also lost most of his memories, becoming a good-for-nothing. The protagonist's current abilities: 1. Body modification 2. A 100% accurate Big Slap (within two meters) 3. Immunity to all forces of law [Protagonist's Mom, Zh —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  35. 185 A Carefree Immortal’s Travelogue 逍遥游仙录 Eastern Fantasy316k WordsOngoing Immortals were once mortal too, cultivating for a thousand years through countless rises and falls. They ride the clouds and fly across the sky, summon wind and rain, leaving no trace behind. Jade wine fills their cups, while wondrous golden pills keep them forever strong. Gentle breezes and bright moons accompany them, and emerald rivers and green mountains are their neighbors. They lie drunk among the flowers, listening to birdsong, and wander beyond the clouds, watching the mortal world. Free —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  36. 186 This Star Is Quite Extraordinary 这个明星很神奇 Urban149k WordsOngoing After failing his tribulation, cultivation expert He Jundu transmigrates to the modern world and enters the entertainment industry to make a living. His miraculous powers astonish everyone, and he makes many friends. In the end, he returns to the cultivation world through a spacetime teleportation array. [Urban cultivation] [No female lead] [Not a saintly protagonist] —Reads—Score—Shelves
  37. 187 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前,鬼东西算个球 Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 5.2kReads9.3Score862Shelves
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