Funny Primordial Era Novels, Beginners Beware 洪荒搞笑的,新手勿入啊
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I Was Too Lazy, So Yuanshi Rejected Me and I Joined the Jie Sect 因为懒,被元始嫌弃后我拜入截教
Yun Lin died suddenly from overwork and transmigrated to the Primordial World, where the System presented him with a choice. Choice One: Possess the finest natural talent in all the Primordial World. Cultivate diligently, and you are certain to become a saint! Choice Two: Receive the blessing of Pangu's will, comprehend the Law of Strength, fulfill Pangu's final wish, and strengthen the Primordial World! Choice Three: Gain boundless fortune, suffer no disasters or calamities, and enjoy constant
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The Thirteenth Ancestral Wu of the Primordial World Just Wants to Be a Support 洪荒巫族十三祖巫一心当辅助
Lin Yuan transmigrates to the prehistoric world during the calamity of the Lich War, becoming a powerful shaman of the Wu Clan. Once the Ultimate Support System activates, the whole world takes on a rather different look. Di Jun: That day, I was just about to slaughter everyone, when Lin Yuan hit me with Weak and Powerless, and then... Laozi: Impossible! I've become a sage. How could I still be affected? Hongjun: We agreed on the Twelve Celestial Gods Formation. What do you mean, summoning the F
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Journey to the West: From the Start, I Was Blessed by a Glimmer of the Dao Ancestor’s Gaze 西游:开局被道祖的一缕目光赐福
The world of Journey to the West, where all living things survive like ants, where demons swallow immortals to show their might, where the history of the immortals stretches from ancient times to the present, and mighty beings plot against all living things! A transmigrator is born with golden finger prompts, then journeys through endless mythical wonders!
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Rejected by the Three Pure Ones, I Turned Around and Joined the Western Church 被三清嫌弃,反手拜入西方教
After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Lu Yun becomes a purple bamboo in the West, born with a damaged spiritual foundation. After countless hardships, he travels east to seek the Three Pure Ones as his masters. But the Supreme One ignores him, while the Origin One looks down on him. He joins the Jie Sect as an outer disciple, but is looked down on for his origins and constantly targeted by his fellow disciples! With no other choice, Lu Yun returns to the West and becomes a disciple of
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Honghuang: Taking Over the West, the Strongest Villain Buddha 洪荒:入主西方,最强反派佛祖
He transmigrates to the Primordial World and becomes the Buddha of the West! After awakening the strongest Villain Buddha System, he forms the West's shameless trio. Magical treasures, female immortals, talented recruits: they have none of them? No problem. If they don't have it, they'll cheat someone out of it, and if that doesn't work, they'll take it by force! The shameless trio run rampant across the Primordial World, and all living beings flee at the sight of them. By the time anyone looks
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Honghuang: Oh No, Tongtian Ran West and Took Form There 洪荒:坏了,通天跑西方化形了
He transmigrates into Honghuang and discovers that he has become Shangqing Tongtian, one of the Three Pure Ones. During the Investiture of the Gods, Yuanshi and Laozi disregard their brotherhood, join forces with outsiders, and break the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation, nearly wiping out the entire Jie Sect! Meanwhile, Zhunti and Jieyin stand united, build their cause from nothing, and never fight among themselves, leading the once-impoverished West to great prosperity! Without hesitation, Tong
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Reborn as a Bamboo in Honghuang, Now a Giant Panda Wants to Eat Me 洪荒:重生成竹,大熊猫要吃我
Overworked office worker Lin Xuan transmigrates to the Primordial World and becomes an Innate Spiritual Bamboo at the Celestial Immortal realm. By chance, he is discovered by an Iron-Eating Beast out foraging. Just as he is about to end up in the bear's jaws, the Ultimate Stress-Relief System activates. "The Iron-Eating Beast outside, at the True Immortal realm, is damaging the innate formation protecting you. You feel more pressure than ever before, triggering the pressure-rebound mechanism. Th
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Myth: My Dragon Clan Can Evolve Without Limits 神话:我的龙族能无限进化
One day, he transmigrates and finds himself the Dragon King of the East Sea, ruler of its waters!? But this East Sea Dragon Clan seems to have it rough. Not only are they bullied by gods and immortals, but even the dragon princes and grandsons are at risk of becoming someone else's food! Fortunately, he awakens the Infinite Evolution System. As long as the dragon clan's fortune rises, he can earn evolution points! These points can be used not only to evolve himself, but also his subordinates! An
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You Sent Me to Conquer Xiqi, So Why Are You Blocking the Six Sages and Hongjun at the Gate? 让你征讨西岐,你堵门六圣鸿钧?
Transmigrating into the prehistoric world during the Investiture of the Gods era, he becomes Zhang Guifang, the first general sent to attack Xiqi and the garrison commander of Qinglong Pass! In this dangerous prehistoric world, how is a mere mortal general like me supposed to survive?! Luckily, the Strongest Bounty Soul System activates. As long as he fights, he can keep getting stronger, and a winning streak brings even more lavish rewards! [Ding! Congratulations on your first consecutive victo
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The Primordial Great Prison: From the Start, I Capture the Mythical Beast Qiongqi 洪荒大监狱:开局捉捕异兽穷奇
[New book out now] Qin Chuan transmigrates to the Primordial World and becomes an enforcer. Fighting crime is part of his everyday life. In prison, Gonggong sighs, “I crashed into a lousy mountain, and he sentenced me to 30 years!” Qiongqi smacks his lips. “I only ate a wild pheasant, but he insisted it was a nationally protected animal and sentenced me to 25 years.” Xuanwu narrows his eyes. “That's nothing. I only shifted my body a little and crushed a few trees, and he gave me 10 years.” Zhunt
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I Survived from the Primordial Era to the Journey to the West 我,从洪荒苟到西游
Mu Chen transmigrates to the Primordial World, becoming an ethereal spirit with no fixed form. He starts out utterly weak, but unexpectedly awakens the Starsea Fishing Choice System. “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a hundred years, you've obtained a replica of the Four Swords of Zhu Xian!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a thousand years, you've become a Taiyi Mystic Immortal!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for ten thousand years, you've attained the rank of Great Luo
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Honghuang: I Am Lu Ya, the Demon Emperor, and I Roam the Hundred Thousand Mountains 洪荒:吾妖皇陆压,转战十万大山
Lu Yu transmigrated into the Primordial World and became Lu Ya, the Demon Clan's tenth crown prince. He also awakened the Campaign System. After the War Between the Wu and the Demons, Lu Ya was the only Golden Crow left in the Primordial World. Lu Ya became the sole legitimate heir to the Demon Emperor. After the Demon Clan's defeat, it was forced into exile. As its crown prince, Lu Ya led the clan on a campaign through the Hundred Thousand Mountains. [Claim the Demon Emperor's legacy and ob
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Honghuang: Maxed-Out Talent from the Start 洪荒:开局暴击天赋满级
Transmigrated as the Innate Gourd Vine, only to find that someone has already plucked all seven gourds? I wanted to become a disciple of the Three Pure Ones and latch onto a powerful patron, but Yuanshi despised me! Then Fang Yuan awakened the Critical Hit System. His talent was boosted, his origin awakened, and he grew seven treasure gourds all over again! Yuanshi was dumbfounded! Taishang: “Young Fang Yuan, I’ve reconsidered. You and I are destined to be master and disciple, so I’ve decided to
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Honghuang: I'm Hongjun's Rebellious Son, and I Marry Nuwa from the Start 洪荒:我鸿钧逆子,开局娶女娲
The young Hong Tian is reborn in the primordial world! He becomes Hongjun's son, and immediately gets carried away. He marries Nuwa from the start, and even goes on a trip and swears brotherhood with the Three Pure Ones... Note: Everyone has their own worldview and setting. If anything isn't to your liking, please go easy on me! You're welcome to discuss it with Xiaoyao Pujie!
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Honghuang: The Cautious Golden Crow, Whom the Demon Clan Begs to Come Down from the Mountain 洪荒:稳健金乌,妖族跪求我出山
From the start, he chooses to become the Third Golden Crow, the brother of Dijun and Taiyi. Knowing how the story goes, how could he stand by and watch the tragedy of the Witch-Demon Tribulation unfold? In this life, he stays holed up on the Sun Star, refusing to venture out, determined to be a cautious Golden Crow. Until one day, the Wu Clan conquers the entire Primordial World and begins attacking the Sun Star. Lingxiao emerges from the Sun Star, and the darkest hour of the Wu Clan begins! Eve
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Honghuang: The Pipa Spirit of the Three Pure Ones 洪荒:三清家的琵琶精
Yuping works hard at cultivation after transmigrating into the Primordial World, secretly transforming into human form ahead of time and avoiding all the fox spirits and chicken spirits. As soon as she transforms, she runs to Mount Kunlun to seek a master. She is determined to join the Jie Sect, hoping to secure a good place on the Investiture of the Gods. But after becoming a disciple, she realizes she got the wrong person??? Just as she is complaining to herself, her martial uncle hears her th
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Honghuang: Dao Ancestor Hongjun, Please Behave Yourself 洪荒:鸿钧道祖,请你自重
[A different kind of Primordial World + Invincible + Behind the Scenes + Civilization Building + Cat Butler Training + An exclusive story for the Chinese branch of the Holy Flame Meow Meow Cult] (The supporting characters' personalities have some rough spots early on. Check the comments for reference. If that bothers you, read with caution!!!) Not long after Pangu created the world, Meow Meow is reborn as the first cat in the Primordial World and obtains the Cat Pet System. “Ding! Host, please b
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Honghuang: The Creation Green Lotus Takes Human Form, Becoming the Three Pure Ones’ First Disciple 洪荒:造化青莲化形,三清首徒
A modern soul carrying a System transmigrates into the 36th-grade Creation Green Lotus, which was originally envied by Heaven. After taking human form, he possesses an astounding innate nature and becomes the foremost disciple of the Three Pure Ones. As a disciple of the Three Pure Ones and a descendant of the Chaos Green Lotus, watch him preserve their brotherly bond and accomplish a feat no less impressive than that of his brothers, Pangu.
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Uncle Jiu’s World: My Puppets Can Slay Gods 九叔世界:我的傀儡能屠神
He transmigrates into Uncle Jiu’s world as a baby and is adopted by Uncle Jiu. Three years later, he successfully unlocks the Puppet System. The Metal Puppet can master the laws of metal, while the Wood Puppet can control the laws of wood... No matter what kind of god they are, before me, Lin Xiaohu, they’re all defeated in a single move.
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Apprenticed to Uncle Nine: I’m the Daoist Sect’s Ultimate Prodigy 拜师九叔,我!道门通天代
[Uncle Jiu + transmigration + wild imagination + System + no simping + female characters only serve to advance the plot] Su Yuan transmigrates into Uncle Jiu’s world and, by a stroke of luck, becomes his disciple. At Uncle Jiu’s arrangement, Su Yuan becomes a schoolteacher in Renjia Town and makes a name for himself. He lives this way for nearly three years, until one day he finally awakens a System: the Kiss-Kiss System. Complete the System’s missions, and you can claim all kinds of powerful re
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Buddha of the Thousand-Armed Form from the Start, Scaring Uncle Jiu 开局顶上化佛,吓坏九叔
Ye Xuan transmigrates to a world of spirits and the supernatural. Just as he is about to become Uncle Jiu's disciple, he binds to the [Myriad Worlds Life Simulator!] … Uncle Jiu: Even the Patriarch can't hold a candle to Ye Xuan! Semu: Senior Brother, that's not right. The Patriarch isn't worthy of comparison... Senior Disciple: You call that sea of lightning the Lightning and Thunder Fist? Patriarch: Xiao Xuan, I never ask anyone for help, but today I'll kneel before you. You can be the head o
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Honghuang: I Just Defied Heaven, So Why Are You Afraid, Hongjun? 洪荒:我就逆个天,鸿钧你怕什么
Chu Xun transmigrates to Honghuang and becomes a disciple of Hongyun, the unluckiest person in all of Honghuang. What should he do? Anyone there? This is urgent! At the crucial moment, he binds himself to the [Heaven-Defying System]. All he has to do is change Honghuang's original course to receive heaven-defying rewards. He quietly builds his strength: the Sky-Opening Axe, the Chaos Bead, Pangu's blood essence. At last, Hongjun makes his move against Hongyun. Hongjun: "Hongyun, this is a tribul
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Honghuang: Nuwa Molded Humans from Clay, and My Head Fell Off 洪荒:女娲抟土造人,我头掉了
After transmigrating as the three-thousandth member of the Innate Human Race, Yu Ren Zhong opened his eyes to discover that his head had fallen off. Seeing Empress Nuwa about to fly into the depths of Chaos, Yu Ren Zhong had no choice but to shout, “Fellow Daoist, please... No! Empress, please wait!!!” Nuwa turned around, her expression icy. A completely naked, headless body stood there foolishly, holding a lump of mud shaped like a head. The mud spoke sheepishly: “Empress, I haven't put my head
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Xuanhuan: I'm Winning Big, and All My Disciples Have a System 玄幻:赢麻了,我的弟子都有系统
[Taking disciples + lighthearted daily life + everyone is a sly schemer + nothing goes by the book] Lu Changzhi transmigrates and finds he can choose a new identity. As a compulsive gambler, he decisively chooses random. The result? He wins so big it’s like Qin Shi Huang touching a live wire: an absolute jackpot. His only limitation is a god-tier disciple-taking System. He never expected its first mission to be… [Detected other Hosts with Systems… Infiltrating… Modifying… Modification complete…
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Honghuang: The Ancestor Witches Hail Me as Their Imperial Tutor from the Start 洪荒:开局被祖巫奉为帝师
[No Misunderstandings] [No Dumbing Down] [Behind the Scenes] [Lighthearted] Ye Fan transmigrated to the Primordial World and bound himself to a System. As long as he offered others a few words of advice, he could earn enormous rewards. He casually gave Gonggong some pointers, and the simple-minded Gonggong actually debated the Three Pure Ones. Just a few words sent them fleeing in disarray, while the Twelve Ancestral Witches were astounded and promptly honored Ye Fan as their Imperial Tutor. Di
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Journey to the West: I Gave Sun Wukong a System from the Start 西游:我开局给了孙悟空一个系统
Ye Feng wakes up one morning to find that he has transmigrated into Journey to the West, and awakened a God-Tier Origin System that can create subsidiary Systems without limit. Sun Wukong wants to become his disciple? Just give him a subsidiary System, and he can become an immortal on the spot! The Three Xiao Sisters have been listed on the Investiture of the Gods? Give each of them a subsidiary System, and they can leave the Investiture of the Gods behind and set up the Nine-Bend Yellow River
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Primordial Chaos Mystery Boxes: From the Start, Tongtian Unboxed a Sign-In System 洪荒盲盒:开局通天开出签到系统
Tongtian: “One shot, one jackpot! Blind boxes are easy when you've got hands, right?” Nüwa: “Boss, look, the black silk boosts your luck. That's what you said!” Haotian, red in the face: “Everyone, stand up! I finally got the Xianyu System!” Tathagata lay sprawled on his lotus throne, eyes empty. “Amitabha! I opened ten blind boxes and struck out eleven times. What a rip-off!” Jieyin and Zhunti: “When opening blind boxes, be quick with your hands and make sure you look cool!” Looking at the empt
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I Just Became a Tang Dynasty Celestial Master, Then Discovered This Was Journey to the West 刚成大唐天师,发现是西游
He transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Li Chunfeng, a strategist under the Tang emperor. A child prodigy and Taoist, he knows that when the two empresses rule together, Wu Zetian will suppress Taoism and promote Buddhism. Determined to honor his master's wishes, Li Chunfeng offers counsel to Li Shimin. Using his knowledge of the future, he gradually becomes the greatest founding contributor to the Tang dynasty and takes the foremost place in the Lingyan Pavilion. In the thirteenth
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Honghuang: From the Start, I Choose Nothing but Defense, and Hongjun Is Stunned 洪荒:开局全选防御,鸿钧震麻了
Lin Xuan transmigrates and becomes a little black tortoise in the East Sea. Playing it safe is no good! Charging in recklessly is even worse! When Hongjun merges with the Dao, he sees through the primordial world. All things and even the Sages are his pieces on the board. So Lin Xuan simply puts every skill point into defense. No matter how many schemes you devise, I’ll crush them with my shell! Tongtian: You probably won’t believe me, but I meant to kill this black tortoise, and then… the Immor
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Honghuang: Didi Dispatch, Always Here to Help 洪荒:滴滴代打,有求必应
This book is also known as: Primordial Era: Didi Hires Hitmen, No Request Goes Unanswered [An unconventional take on the Primordial Era, where everyone in the group chat is a total goofball] [No female lead + everyday group chat antics + characters acting out of character] While reading a novel, Pan Jun somehow transmigrates into the brother of Pangu, only to find himself being beaten up by three thousand Demon Gods! After the battle that split the heavens and earth, Pan Jun sleeps until the end
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Honghuang: I Am Taishang 洪荒之我为太上
When I woke up, I had somehow arrived at the dawn of creation and become Taishang, the eldest of the Three Pure Ones. I still remembered how, during the Investiture of the Gods calamity, my brothers had fought one another inside the Immortal Slaying Formation. The Jie Sect had been destroyed, the Chan Sect had fallen into decline, and the Western religion had risen to power. I absolutely cannot let that tragedy happen again. The three of us brothers must love and support each other. “What? Easte
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Honghuang: Tongtian, Your Disciple Is Causing Trouble Again 洪荒:通天!你徒弟又作死
Xiao Yi transmigrates to the Primordial World as one of the first humans, just as he is about to join the Jie Sect. He activates the Ultimate Negative-Energy System. By collecting other people's negative emotions, he can become stronger! From then on, the Primordial World has a Jie Sect senior disciple who spends every day courting disaster. “Master! Senior Brother is causing trouble again! He melted every sword in the Sword Graveyard! He says he's going to make a giant sword!” “Master! Senior B
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Honghuang: The Jie Sect’s Young Master Has Arrived, Journey to the West, Halt! 洪荒:截教少主来也,西游止步
After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Mu Chen becomes the biological son of Sect Master Tongtian. Before he can even finish celebrating, he discovers a horrifying fact: The Investiture of the Gods is over, and the Jie Sect has been destroyed. The Journey to the West is near, and Buddhism is on the rise. Even more horrifying: Everything about his mother has been erased from the world. Even his Sage father speaks of her only in hushed tones, saying just one thing: “When you’re strong eno
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Writing Novels in Journey to the West, Even the Sages Are Begging for the Next Chapter! 人在西游写小说,圣人都来催更了!
A web novelist transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and starts out with a copy of Battle Through the Heavens, drawing the Monkey King to him as a disciple. What's cultivation? What's Journey to the West? Nothing beats reading a novel! Determined to write a masterpiece, he takes the Monkey King as a disciple and racks his brains. The Monkey King wreaks havoc across the Three Realms, all to find inspiration for his writing. And that's not all. When Nezha reads Nezha: Birth of the Demo
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Honghuang: You Can't Imagine How Much Fun It Is to Be the Sneakiest One 洪荒:老六的快乐你想不到
[Comedy + No Female Lead + Master of Dirty Tricks] Zhang Hao transmigrated into the primordial world, becoming an ordinary human before the Three Pure Ones had attained sainthood. After meeting Laozi, who was traveling among humanity, he awakened the golden finger called the Great Dao Space, which let him synchronize with others and copy their spiritual treasures. From then on, Zhang Hao went further and further down the path of being a master of dirty tricks. During the Investiture of the Gods
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Armor Hero: Emperor of the Shadow Realm 铠甲之影界帝王
Reborn as the biggest BOSS in Armor Hero, the supreme ruler of the Shadow Realm, the emperor: Black Emperor! The Choice System activates instantly! The Violent Zuyin Insect God, the Ultimate Emperor, the Asura Armor, Thunder Yatales... They all belong to this emperor! The Black Monster, the Nether Demons, the Violent Zuyin Insect Emperor, the Mutant Beasts Legion, the Oukes Legion, the Armor Legion... They’re all this emperor’s pawns! And so... Wang Ye: “Shadow Protectors, your ambitions ar
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On a New Star, I Tear a Great White Shark Apart from the Start 人在新星,开局我手撕大白鲨
This is the New Earth, humanity's new home, still in the prehistoric wilderness era. Thanks to a survival-in-the-wild show, Ye Zichuan gets the chance to visit the new planet. You think I'm here to survive? Actually, I'm here to hunt. You've seen people hunt sharks, but have you ever seen a tough guy fight a megalodon? That's me! Some prince keeps a lion? No class. What do you think of my saber-toothed tiger? Have you ever seen an eight-meter-long prehistoric crocodile? Its eggs are on my plate.
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I Turned the Horror World Into a Raising Game! 我把惊悚世界玩成养成游戏!
A mysterious force descended upon Earth, giving rise to another world of terror. Everyone was forcibly sent into the world of horror games on their eighteenth birthday. While everyone else was immersed in fear, struggling to survive in the cracks between life and death, Qin Nuo discovered that he could earn System rewards by influencing the ghosts’ emotions. And every time he completed a dungeon, he could establish his own business in the world of horror. So he became a food runner at the Yin Sp
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Going Insane to Reform Showbiz: It’s Chaotic, but Comforting 发疯整顿娱乐圈,颠颠的,很安心
Complete [1v1 Sweet Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Hilarious + Scumbag Gets His Comeuppance] Shi Ran transmigrates into a book and becomes a female celebrity hated by the entire internet in a story about a beloved star adored by everyone in showbiz. The original Shi Ran joined a live-streamed dating show. Its male contestants, one, two, three, were all devoted to the heroine in the book, and every one of them had treated her badly. As for the aloof movie emperor, the original Shi
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿:虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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I Entered a Talent Show, Prayed for Rain, and Took the Internet by Storm 参加选秀,做法求雨火遍全网
[Mysticism + comedy + secret identities + satisfying revenge + everyone’s favorite] A renowned mysticism master is tricked into joining a variety show, with meals and accommodation provided and a paycheck to boot. She says money doesn’t matter. She just wants to join the show and spread her fine virtues. While the other contestants sing, dance, and rap, her rendition of The Supreme Scripture for Deliverance nearly sends the whole audience to the next world. “What, you want to see something more
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The Princess Consort Is Poor and Miserable, and Loves to Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger 王妃她又穷又苦,还喜欢扮猪吃虎
Wen Yu, the chancellor's son famous throughout the capital, was a good-for-nothing who spent all day shirking his studies and loafing around. The night before, her father had just dragged her out of a brothel. The next day, she passed the imperial examinations and came first. Not a single person in the capital believed she could place first. They all marveled that she had such a good father! Even Wen Yu herself found it hard to believe. She couldn't help asking her father, “Did you bribe the exa
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The System Sends Me Back to Sixteen 系统让我重返十六岁
A rebirth story, a System story, a patriotic story, and a tale of striving for success. Top scorer in the national college entrance exam, Olympic champion, special forces soldier, diplomat. This isn't a romance. It's a female-led story, and the male lead barely appears until the final chapter. The moment Lu Xiaoxing opens her eyes, she's back at sixteen, in her senior year of high school. She's also bound to a Progress System. Walking or running each day is enough to complete her check-in tasks
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A Rough Hunter Found a Sweet Princess and Cherished Her as His Dearest Treasure 糙汉猎户捡到娇软公主宠成心尖宝
[Sweet romance + devoted couple + rugged man + adorable heroine] The most honored legitimate princess of Chu suffered an accident and fell off a cliff. A broad-shouldered, rough-edged hunter found her and brought her home to be his little wife. Princess: “I am the most honored legitimate princess of Chu.” Rugged hunter: “This little woman must’ve hit her head when she fell, but it’s fine. I don’t mind.” Princess: … The princess slapped the hunter across the face and snap
6.6kReads9.3Score634Shelves
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The Wicked Supporting Lady Only Wants to Get Rich 恶毒女配她只想暴富
Yun Yao transmigrates into a book, becoming the villainess who was cheated on, then cried, threw tantrums, threatened to kill herself, and constantly made trouble. She also has to raise the cold regent’s favorability. That’s because this regent, who was supposed to be the tragic second male lead, isn’t tragic at all. Instead, he’s bent on killing the male and female leads, bringing the world to the brink of collapse. Looking at that favorability score of -99, Yun Yao: “...” Men will only slo
517Reads9.1Score103Shelves
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She Goes Crazy, He Has Her Back: No One Dares Cross Them on the Dating Show 她发疯,他兜底,恋综谁都惹不起
[1v1, ultra-sweet + hilarious + showbiz + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping] [Hilarious sweetie celebrity vs. all-around movie star who plays the pig to eat the tiger] Right after transmigrating into a book, Shi Er'er is ordered by a scumbag to pole dance on a livestream watched by a million people. Shi Er'er yanks the pole out of the ground and performs a whole staff routine, then knocks the scumbag out with two hard blows. The comments go wild: "That's badass!!!" When the scumbag tries
39.9kReads9.5Score6.6kShelves
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I Transmigrated into a Villainess, and All I Want Is a Divorce 穿成反派女配的我只想离婚
(New book now available!) Le Qiannuo had no one in the world. One morning, she woke up to find herself lying in a bathtub! After the System explained things, she realized she’d transmigrated into a book as the villainess, the wife the male lead couldn’t stand. Having read plenty of Mary Sue novels, she immediately decided to step aside for the happy couple and focus on getting a divorce. And so... When she saw the male and female leads meeting, she said, “You two talk! I won’t interrupt!” When t
628Reads7.9Score—Shelves
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Wilderness Survival: Sparks Fly Between Me and My Five Exes 荒野求生:我和五个前任火光四射
[Live Streaming + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Feel-Good Story + System + Survival Variety Show + Showbiz] Qi Fei, the number one female sword cultivator in the Three Realms, practiced until she suffered a cultivation deviation. Her soul entered another world to undergo tribulations, and when she opened her eyes, she had become a D-list actress who was universally hated online, taking part in a wilderness survival variety show. There was nothing wrong with joining the show. But why were
10.4kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves
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With the Adorable Beauty at His Side, Even the Cold-Blooded Powerful Official Is Stirred by Mortal Desires 娇娇在侧,冷戾权臣也被撩动凡心
[Mutual devotion, sweet romance] Su Jiaojiao transmigrates with no grand ambitions. She only wants to make money, enjoy life, and be free. But her stunning looks catch the eye of Song Chi, the Prince of Jiangnan. He falls for her at first sight, and has only one thought when he sees her: I want her! “You're a merchant's daughter. It's your honor to be my concubine.” “I want to be your girlfriend.” “Your girlfriend? What's that?” “We can kiss, cuddle, and sleep together. No titles, no strings att
25.8kReads9.0Score3.5kShelves
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