Reborn as a Bamboo in Honghuang, Now a Giant Panda Wants to Eat Me

Name: Reborn as a Bamboo in Honghuang, Now a Giant Panda Wants to Eat Me
Author: The Black Cat Stays Awake

洪荒：重生成竹，大熊猫要吃我

by The Black Cat Stays Awake (黑猫不睡)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 186k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Overworked office worker Lin Xuan transmigrates to the Primordial World and becomes an Innate Spiritual Bamboo at the Celestial Immortal realm. By chance, he is discovered by an Iron-Eating Beast out foraging.

Just as he is about to end up in the bear's jaws, the Ultimate Stress-Relief System activates.

"The Iron-Eating Beast outside, at the True Immortal realm, is damaging the innate formation protecting you. You feel more pressure than ever before, triggering the pressure-rebound mechanism. The System gives you a deluxe gift pack: you received a Formation Boost Card (Pinduoduo Edition), a Bloodline Evolution Card, a Great Dao Affinity Card, and a Quasi-Saint Cultivation Trial Card. You received the Thirty-Six Heavenly Transformations: Nine Breaths of Qi Absorption. You received the Thirty-Six Heavenly Transformations: Commanding the Five Thunders. You received one fragment of the Great Dao Law of Wood. You received the Great Dao Secret Art: Greater Healing."

"You used the Great Dao Affinity Card. From now on, you are the Great Dao's most beloved child. Your fortune has increased tremendously. Congratulations, you have obtained fortune of a heaven-defying level."

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