Funny Primordial Era Novels, Beginners Beware 洪荒搞笑的，新手勿入啊

1. 51 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 33.5kReads9.6Score5.1kShelves
2. 52 惊 Breaking News! The Goddess Became the World's Favorite Thanks to Her Goofy Antics 惊爆！神明她靠沙雕成了全球团宠 Gurgling Fish咕噜鱼Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to 325Reads8.7Score104Shelves
3. 53 重 Reborn as the Crown Princess, I Schemed to Marry a Stable Boy 重生太子妃，蓄谋嫁马奴 Dreamwalking Bro梦游哥Ancient Romance181k WordsCompleted (Delicate, sweet heroine + cold, ruthless ruler = one-on-one romance, complete!) Lu Yuyan, a stunning beauty from the Prince Regent’s household, had been reborn. This time, she had just one goal: while the Seventh Prince, Yan Beiye, was still hiding his brilliance and working as a stable hand in her family’s estate, she would use every trick in the book to win over the future ruler of the realm, then use their child to secure her place and enjoy endless wealth and glory. But the man was unmoved 53Reads8.7Score—Shelves
4. 54 王 Princess Consort, Stop Acting. The Prince Can Hear Your Thoughts 王妃别演了，王爷能听见你的心声 Sugar White as Snow白糖如雪Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [The male lead can hear the female lead's thoughts + the female lead can understand animal speech] [Goofy and lighthearted + absurd comedy + feel-good romance, sickeningly sweet] After transmigrating into a book as a disposable side character, she manages to annoy the villainous Big Boss into fainting from the start. She plans to take advantage of his weakness and finish him off, but the villain hears every one of her thoughts. Later, the villain finally loses patience and demands, “I hear you c 8.3kReads9.2Score961Shelves
5. 55 重 Reborn, I Became the School Bully's Own Daughter! 重生后，我成了校霸的亲闺女！ Ming Ling明令Modern Romance430k WordsCompleted [Pure excitement + adored by everyone + romance + intertwined storylines + thrilling love polygon] The moment she opened her eyes, Ning Youyuan had traveled back to the year before she was born. She had been given a second chance at life, but now she was an undocumented person. Luckily, her daddy was here too! Only, her daddy had just turned eighteen! She spotted a handsome young man nearby, being fawned over by a bunch of girls in public. She threw herself into his arms and wailed, “Daddy, las 270Reads9.3Score—Shelves
6. 56 宫 The Palace Maid Keeps Embarrassing Herself Every Day 宫女她每天都在社死的路上 Hu Yu蝴俞Ancient Romance577k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + inner thoughts + System + regret-and-redemption arc + secret identities] As the story’s disposable cannon-fodder bug, Zhou Shengsheng thinks she can reincarnate perfectly as long as she keeps the plot on track. But these three men are each stranger than the last. When she was a palace maid, they treated her like a plaything. She thought she could put on a new secret identity and get back at them for everything she had endured. But their reactions leave her baffled. Th 14.6kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves
7. 57 她 She Is Like the Moon in the Faraway Sky 她似天边月 A Million Peach Blossoms百万桃源Modern Romance342k WordsCompleted (Both leads’ first love, healing each other, cool and alluring black rose vs. wild, roguish CEO pretending to be a playboy) Ye Yusu, the anonymous ex-girlfriend of a top-tier star, joins a dating reality show. The actor’s current girlfriend watches with an air of superiority, ready to mock her. At first, netizens say: [The ex must be ugly and tacky. She’s just here to embarrass herself.] Later, they say: [President Ye is gorgeous and amazing. Do I still have a chance?] Lu Nanjin is notorious in 146Reads8.9Score—Shelves
8. 58 屁 Fart Rules the World 屁霸天下 A Smile Across the Blue Sea, a Wanderer of Heaven and Earth沧海一笑乾坤客Eastern Fantasy201k WordsCompleted Er Dai was born with a strange ailment: he couldn't stop farting. No treatment worked, and he lost his job and girlfriend, eventually falling into a life of begging on the streets. While wandering one day, he accidentally transmigrated to another world. There, a stranger taught him the Art of the Silent Fart, turning his strange ailment into a unique skill. Later, he took the Little Brat, the Eight Great Scoundrels, and the Eight Great Rascals as disciples, and began making his way through the m —Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 59 洪 The Undying Flame of Honghuang 洪荒之燧火不熄 Zhai Jiu宅勼Eastern Fantasy685k WordsOngoing In the Primordial World, a soul from a later age accidentally transmigrated into the body of a human sculpted by Nuwa, becoming Suiren, one of the first ancestors of humanity. Suiren said, “The Primordial World is too dangerous. The demon race could slaughter us or keep us penned up like two-legged beasts at any moment. I have to lie low until I’m powerful enough before I start showing off.” The Heavenly Dao is unpredictable. It was only after Hongyun’s death that Suiren realized he was already 264Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I recommend the author to read this novel about ancient human race.

10. 60 网 Online Game: Run! The Brocade-Clad Bully Is Here 网游之快跑！锦衣恶霸来了 Hot Pot by Hand手捞火锅Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Invincible Hero + Martial Arts Style + Sneaky Schemer + Golden Finger + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Absurd Humor + Reflections of Reality] (Not an MMORPG about grinding through monsters and levels. Don’t read if that’s not your thing.) Original title: "Online Game: Run! The Brocade-Clad Guard Bully Is Here" My first master is the commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard, and my second master is the chief constable of the Six Doors. I came up through the confiscation bureau. You there, 3.8kReads8.9Score258Shelves

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11. 61 谢 Thanks for the Invite! I'm in the Uchiha Clan, and We're Being Wiped Out 谢邀！人在宇智波，正在被灭族 The Jaded Uncle颓废的大叔Anime Fanfiction557k WordsOngoing A young man named Zhinan transmigrates into the Naruto world and is born into the Uchiha Clan. He does everything he can to keep the clan from being wiped out and overthrow the Hokage regime. With the Enhancement System, he makes his way through the Naruto world and beyond... Hinata: Big Brother Zhinan, Neji is bullying me. Zhinan: Don’t worry. I’ll enhance your Eight Trigrams Palm so you can take him down. Kakashi: Lord Zhinan, for the sake of youthful passion, let’s spar in taijutsu! Zhinan: J —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 62 西 The Suit-Wearing Thug: Every Villain I Play Must Be Elegant 西装暴徒：我出演的反派必须优雅 A Half Flask of Rough Wine, Reunited in Joy半壶浊酒喜相逢Urban885k WordsCompleted A bit-part actor scraping by on a film set unexpectedly obtains the Villainous Film Emperor System. White Hair: “Boss, there aren't any shrimp.” Chang Wei: “I told you to bring some goods. Why is it either windy or raining every time?” Suit-Wearing Thug: “Fighting is fine, just don't mess up my hair.” 17.4kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves
13. 63 洪 Honghuang: I Am the Gourd Vine, Bearing Countless Gourds 洪荒：我！葫芦藤，结出万千葫芦 Calabash Brothers葫芦娃Eastern Fantasy361k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into the Primordial World as the Innate Gourd Vine, I’m about to be chopped into pieces. What do I do? Anyone there? This is urgent! Luckily, I awaken the Super God Fusion System. From the start, I produce a Pangu Gourd, master the Law of Power, and take human form ahead of time, escaping the crisis! Liu Ming suddenly realizes that the original seven gourds are incredibly weak! Fuse with Heavenly Punishment and produce a Heavenly Punishment Gourd. From then on, I wield the power of 40Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    These two books can definitely [cover face]

14. 64 洪 In Honghuang, I’m Hongyun’s Younger Brother Heiyun, and I Always Get Revenge 洪荒我红云弟弟黑云有仇必报 I Really Love Fish!超级爱吃鱼！Eastern Fantasy454k WordsOngoing [Scheming + comedy + elaborate pranks + satisfying wish fulfillment + no hate if it’s not your thing] Hao Ren is reborn as the younger brother of Hongyun, the Primordial World’s greatest good guy, and the first black cloud between heaven and earth! He awakens the strongest Revenge System! “Ding! Jieyin and Zhunti shamelessly tricked Hongyun into giving up his seat. Even an uncle can put up with that, but an aunt can’t! Beat them up, and receive the cultivation method of a Primordial Dao Sage!” “ 2.1kReads8.1Score143Shelves
15. 65 洪 Honghuang: From the Start, I Sign In at Buzhou Mountain for Five Million Years 洪荒：开局不周山签到五百万年 Vast Starry Sky666浩瀚星辰666Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted By a stroke of fate, he transmigrates to the Primordial Continent. Gu Tian is instantly panicked, but thankfully he has bound the Super Refining System. Everything in the world can be refined. Refine the God-Slaying Spear, cultivate the Great Dao of Slaughter, and obtain the inheritance of Luo Hou. Refine Buzhou Mountain, forge a body of a Chaos God-Demon, and obtain the inheritance of the Nine Revolutions Profound Origin Technique. He accidentally takes Hou Tu's hand, then instinctively taps th 30.2kReads8.7Score1.8kShelves

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16. 66 洪 Honghuang: From the Start, I Am an Ancestral Witch, and Nuwa Pursues Me for Marriage 洪荒：祖巫开局，被女娲追婚 Ascending to Heaven by Day白日飞升去Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted Su Mu arrived in the Primordial World and, from the start, chose to become a member of the Wu Clan. He also received a red thread of fate. Su Mu: “Whether it’s fate or not doesn’t matter. I just want to have a family sooner rather than later.” He turned around and linked his thread of fate to Nuwa’s. And with Su Mu around, the Primordial World was thrown into complete chaos! Houtu: “Nuwa, you’re a Saint, yet you’re stealing my Su Lang!” Taiqing: “You scoundrel! How dare you steal my Taiji Diagra 16.1kReads8.9Score1.4kShelves
17. 67 挂 I've Been AFK for a Trillion Years, and I'm Richer Than the Heavenly Dao 挂机万亿年，我比天道还有钱 Yang Guifei阳贵妃Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Building a Faction + Laid-Back + Nurturing] After idling for a trillion years, I built the strongest family! World Will: Dad Ye, I want to reinforce the world's barrier. Could you give me some pocket money? I'll rub your feet. Will of Heaven: Big Boss Ye, someone's been secretly siphoning the world's essence lately. Could you lend me some money? Whenever people mention Ye Suifeng, one word comes to mind. Filthy rich beyond all reason! 52.1kReads9.3Score4.5kShelves
18. 68 玄 Fantasy: My Sudden Enlightenment of the Chaos Physique 玄幻，我顿悟了混沌体 Ye Dadao叶大刀Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Xiao Yun's System has only one function: epiphany! Ordinary constitution? Have an epiphany and gain the Chaos Body! Cultivation technique too difficult? Have an epiphany and reach perfection! Divine ability too difficult? Have an epiphany and reach perfection! There's nothing an epiphany can't solve. And if there is, then have an epiphany ten times, a hundred times... 65.4kReads9.1Score8.1kShelves
19. 69 洪 Honghuang: My Wuzhuang Temple Has Mutated! 洪荒：我的五庄观异变了！ Just an Ordinary Person一俗人Eastern Fantasy644k WordsCompleted Lin Hao wakes up to discover that he has transmigrated to the Primordial World and taken over the body of Zhen Yuanzi, who had only recently taken human form. Just as he's worrying about his cultivation, Wuzhuang Temple undergoes a strange transformation. “Ding! Your main hall says its ordinary rank doesn't suit its grandeur, so it's decided to raise its rank to Chaos Treasure! It will deduce the power of the laws and help its temple master attain the Primordial Daluo Golden Immortal realm, the 18kReads8.4Score1.1kShelves
20. 70 西 Journey to the West: Extracting Attributes from Three Star Cave 西游：从三星洞开始提取属性 Green Mountain Refuses to Age青山不愿老Eastern Fantasy648k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, Su Che activates the Extraction System, which lets him extract anything and make it his own. “Extract Sun Wukong's attributes: comprehension +9005, strength +4500, gain the blessing of Destiny!” “Extract the Zhuxian Sword's attributes: sharpness +10086, mastery of slaughter +15550, obtain control over the Zhuxian Formation!” “Extract the Tongtian Cult Master's attributes: mastery of the Three Corpses technique +10000, affinity with the 1.6kReads8.0Score100Shelves
21. 71 洪 Honghuang: Blood Sovereign Minghe, with 100,000 Drops of Pangu’s Blood from the Start 洪荒：冥河血尊，开局十万盘古血 Blood Venerable of the Nether River冥河血尊Eastern Fantasy983k WordsCompleted Synopsis: New book: “Primordial World: Starting with the God-Slaying Spear, Evolve Through Slaughter!” Search for it or click the author’s avatar to read. [Primordial World] [System] [Transmigration] [Behind the Scenes] [Comedy] [No Female Lead] After transmigrating to the Primordial World, Cai Song binds himself to a System. From the start, he has a hundred thousand drops of Pangu blood, transforms into the Blood Venerable of the Netherworld, and takes over the Netherworld Blood Sea. He discove 4kReads8.5Score201Shelves
22. 72 我 I Am Shichen Taoist: I Become Pangu, Trample the Heavenly Dao, and Subdue the Primordial World! 我时辰道人，化盘古踩天道，镇压洪荒！ Unparalleled White无与伦比的白Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted New book: “The Female Emperor Shows Up at My Door from the Start, Begging Me to Accept Her, but I’m Immortal” After transmigrating, Lin Feng became the Daoist of Time, before the creation of the world. The System appeared and shouted, “I’m sorry, I’m not worthy of you! I’m self-destructing!” Seize the treasures of chaos, deceive the three thousand Demon Gods, become sworn brothers with Pangu, beat up Hongjun. Whoever refuses to submit gets a beating. Fight through the chaos and span all of histo 5.8kReads8.2Score380Shelves
23. 73 西 Journey to the West: I Gain a Hundred Thousand Years of Cultivation from the Start 西游：开局获得十万年修为 Dark Night Lord暗夜君Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Yuan Ge transmigrated to another world and cultivated for a thousand years, reaching the Human Immortal realm. After shattering the void, he joined the Primordial Heavenly Court as the keeper of the Peach Garden, only to discover that this was the world of Journey to the West. Just then, Yuan Ge awakened a System and received 100,000 years of cultivation from the start. From then on, Yuan Ge kept a low profile in the Heavenly Court for a thousand years, until the calamity of Journey to the West 461Reads8.4Score148Shelves
24. 74 洪 Honghuang: After Hiding for Billions of Years, Nuwa Invites Me Out of the Mountains 洪荒：苟了亿万年，女娲请我出山 The Second Sleep第二眠Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Primordial world + behind-the-scenes scheming + wild imagination] Chen Xuan transmigrates into the Primordial World as a little white dragon. His arrival sends the whole world wildly off course... Nuwa: “Becoming a saint through merit isn’t what I want. I’m going to sever the Three Corpses!” The Two from the West: “The West is far too barren. Starting today, we’re joining the East!” Tongtian: “The calamity of the Investiture of the Gods is upon us. All Jie Sect Disciples, follow me onto the Inv 47.5kReads9.1Score5.2kShelves
25. 75 我 I, a Heavenly Court Soldier, Have My Thoughts Overheard by the Jade Emperor 我，天庭小兵，被玉帝偷听心声 The Raging Camel发飙的骆驼Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted Ye Changqing transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and becomes a low-ranking soldier in Heaven. He awakens an utterly ordinary System. As long as he maintains his ordinary persona, he can break through the constraints of the Heavenly Dao and attain the Great Dao Sagehood, never again having to worry about the Heavenly Dao harvesting him like a leek. Who could have known that the Journey to the West calamity would begin that very day, and the Jade Emperor and the immortals would sta 1.7kReads8.5Score172Shelves
26. 76 洪 Honghuang: I Checked In at the Heavenly Court for a Hundred Thousand Years and Became Invincible 洪荒：天庭打卡十万年，我无敌了 Heavenly General天庭神将Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Ye Feng became one of the guards assigned to Princess Tianshou, the Jade Emperor's daughter. He was just an ordinary celestial soldier guarding the gates. Luckily, he activated a nine-to-five System. All he had to do was clock in and out to earn rewards. “Congratulations, Host. For clocking in on your first day, you've received the complete Nine Cycles Profound Art.” “Ding! The Host faithfully performed his duties and stopped Marshal Tianpeng fr 20.9kReads8.6Score1.7kShelves
27. 77 西 Journey to the West: A Nine-to-Five Job in the Celestial Court 西游：人在天庭，朝九晚五 Snow Mountain Atractylodes雪山白术Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsOngoing “Your Majesty, disaster! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten flat! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong senseless. He’s even crushed the other demon kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God has suddenly stopped… He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slaps the imperial dragon carriage. “What’s going on?” “It’s the hour of the rooster, Your Majesty.” “He’s… off work.” The Jade 1.9kReads8.8Score382Shelves
28. 78 西 Journey to the West: From the Start, I Had Max-Level Cultivation Talent 西游：开局满级修炼天赋 Listening to the Rain with Sword in Hand仗剑听雨声Eastern Fantasy807k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into Journey to the West, Lu Qing becomes an attendant fated to be eaten at Shuangcha Ridge. He awakens the Supreme Enhancement System and gains max-level cultivation talent from the start. Cultivating is as easy as eating and drinking. “Ding! Congratulations, Host, on reading the Lesser Vehicle Buddhist Sutras in full and creating the Lesser Vehicle Buddhist Art.” “Ding! Congratulations on mastering the Sky Tiger Domination Art and the Bull Demon Strength Art!” “Ding! Congr 2.8kReads8.3Score190Shelves
29. 79 出 After Prison: The Movie Star's Wife Became the Haters' Number One 出狱后：影帝夫人成了黑粉头头 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 14.7kReads9.4Score2kShelves

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    You can read these books. They are all very good, especially the third one. You will never get tired of reading it several times. Come and see if you don't like it.

30. 80 被 Spoiled by Six Villainous Dads 被六个反派爸爸宠上天 Warm Clear Wine温清酒Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted The little dumpling’s master ran off, the house collapsed, and the bed broke. With no other choice, the little one heads down the mountain to find her dads. CEO Dad: Children are the most annoying creatures. Superstar Dad: If you make me lose fans, I’ll launch you into the sky like a firework. Gambling King Dad: Still bothering me? I’ll chop you up, wrap you in dumplings, and feed you to the dogs. Doctor Dad: Trying to scam me? So, should I take a kidney or a liver? Daoist Dad: How about a one-w 780Reads9.2Score103Shelves
31. 81 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 153.8kReads9.6Score18.3kShelves

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