Novels That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Get Bowel Cancer, Rated 9.5 or Higher 能笑出肠胃癌的小说，9.5分打底

1. 901 游 Game Invasion: I Became Emperor Before the Players Transmigrated 游戏入侵：我称帝了玩家才穿越 Xiao Chu Still Hasn't Slept潇楚还没睡Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsOngoing [Transmigrating ahead of time + political scheming + dynastic power struggles + succubus + worlds merging] This book is also known as [I, the Empress's Fiancé, the Strongest Villain Behind the Scenes]. After waking up, Xia Chen finds himself logged into the mysterious game from his previous life ahead of schedule, starting out as the legitimate son of the Marquis of Zhendong. What? I have a younger brother named Xia Hao, who seems to have a mysterious bone inside him? It looks just like the lege 404.7kReads9.1Score38.2kShelves
2. 902 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.3kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves

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   Minimum 9.5 Points [I learned it] [You taste it carefully] It's so funny! Funny and stress-relieving magic products!!! The kind of person who can wake up laughing in the middle of the night and can't stop laughing for a moment. Lots of laughs!!! I suspect that the author wants to laugh me to death and inherit my Huabei.

3. 903 玄 Xuanhuan: Nine Ill-Fated Lifetimes with the Female Emperor 玄幻：我和女帝的九世孽缘 Wang Xiaofeng王小疯Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Wang Feng transmigrated into a cultivation world and awakened a System. He thought he’d become an immortal and reach the pinnacle of the cultivation world. But then an extraordinarily beautiful woman appeared out of nowhere, killing him until only one of the System’s nine lives remained. It was as if the two of them were destined to be together. No matter where they went, they kept running into each other. And in his ninth rebirth, Wang Feng ran into her yet again! The good news: after that grea 69.3kReads9.5Score8.5kShelves

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   🌶️🌶️ Recommended by the only bookworm on the entire Internet who has read for 88888 hours. The book recommendation from Douyin is eye-catching. This book is really not to be missed. I don't believe anyone has read this book yet?

4. 904 重 Reborn, I Won’t Let Anyone Bully My Guard 重生后，谁都不能欺负我的侍卫 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙9k WordsCompleted After Being Reborn, No One Can Bully My Guard —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 905 重 Reborn in 2000: I Single-Handedly Carried Chinese Entertainment 重生2000：一人扛起内娱 Dragon Rider骑龙士Urban2.2M WordsCompleted (Rebirth, showbiz, a legendary debut album, female lead Liu Qianqian) With his debut album, he became a legend and a young king of Mandopop. His second album made the gods retreat, establishing him as a king of mainland China. His third swept East Asia, making him Asia's pop king. His fourth pushed into Europe and America, earning him the title of mysterious magician from the East... A down-and-out bar singer was reborn from 2024 into the turn-of-the-century year 2000. That year, he was stil 34.1kReads8.6Score1.9kShelves
6. 906 我 I Am a Secret Guard 我是一个暗卫 Fuyang Jiang阜阳江Two Male Leads401k WordsOngoing I am a shadow guard. Being highly skilled in martial arts and light as a swallow comes with the job. Right now, I’m carrying out my “one,” “two,” “three,”...th assignment. A hilarious, totally ridiculous story. 234Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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   It's really funny, I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that my stomach hurt [cover face][cover face][cover face][cover face][cover face]

7. 907 天 The Worst Major Rules the World 天坑专业统治世界 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙Sci-Fi & Apocalypse275k WordsOngoing A global catastrophe transforms the world. Toxic substances fill the air, water and soil are polluted, and mutated creatures run rampant. The military is powerless, and the world order collapses. The fields once mocked as the “Four Great Dead-End Majors”, biology, chemistry, environmental science, and materials science, become humanity’s only hope overnight. Shen Yan (biology), Jiang Yubai (chemistry), Su Wan (environmental science), and Lu Ze (materials science): four geniuses from these suppo —Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 908 别 Come On, Surely the Whole Family Didn't Transmigrate 别闹，不会真有全家穿越这种事吧 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The Xia family had been looking forward to their self-driving trip along the eastern coast for ages. They never expected a typhoon to sweep all four of them back a thousand years. When they opened their eyes, the people were still the same four, but... the era was completely different! Come on! How can a whole family transmigrate together? Even worse, as soon as they arrived, they found themselves facing poor harvests and one disaster after another. Fleeing? No way. They were just following the 21.1kReads9.2Score2.9kShelves

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   I'm not exaggerating, it's true that I can even spit out shit with laughter [snicker][snicker][snicker][snicker]

9. 909 沙 There Are a Thousand Goofballs, and Half of Them Are in the Villain’s Family 沙雕千千万，反派家占一半 Red Rabbit红兔Modern Romance536k WordsCompleted [Absurd Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Cathartic Revenge + One-on-One Romance] Gu Xixi, the tragic heroine of a melodramatic romance, was found by her family. The good news: Her parents are the richest people in the country, and her brother is a top-tier star. The bad news: Her entire family are villains. Heh heh heh. You can’t even imagine how much fun it is to be a villain! She gets guilt-tripped on a variety show. Her billionaire parents say, “We’re villains. We never had any morals to beg 2.4kReads9.2Score336Shelves

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   The opening line is "Dad, I don't want to get married!" Nightingale cried while hugging her father's leg. The father advised: "The three major events in a woman's life are birth, marriage, and death. Find a good man." "But you said, I will choose my husband!" Nightingale retorted. As a result, when she was ten years old, she hugged the cat and said that she wanted to marry her cat. When she was eleven years old, she said...

10. 910 我 The Story of My Sister-in-Law and Me: Warm Spring, Late Song 我和嫂嫂的故事——晚歌春暖 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Story of Me and My Sister-in-Law: Spring Blossoms at Dusk 563Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 911 迟 We’ll Break Up Eventually. Who Are You Talking About? 迟早要分——你说谁？ Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙26k WordsCompleted We’re Bound to Break Up Sooner or Later, Who Are You Talking About? 19Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 912 穿 I Transmigrated to the 1970s, and My Dad Became My Little Brother 穿越七零，我爸混成我小弟 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Modern Romance659k WordsCompleted One stormy summer night, modern office worker Ye Qiutong is struck by lightning on her way home. She wakes up, blackened from the strike, as a crowd gathers around her, only to discover that she's transmigrated back to her hometown. There she meets her dad, Ye Baoqing, when he is just seven years old, and soon finds her mom, Song Wenjuan, his childhood sweetheart... But her grandparents on both sides in the 1970s are really, really poor... To make sure her parents have enough to eat and wear and 1.8kReads9.3Score272Shelves
13. 913 无 Betrayed Without Mercy, I Tore Apart the Illusion of Happiness with My Own Hands 无情背叛，我亲手撕碎幸福假象 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Betrayed without mercy, I tore apart the illusion of happiness with my own hands. 283Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 914 师 After Failing the Teacher Qualification Exam Again and Again, I Wrecked the Three Realms 师资多次考不过后，我轰了三界 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙17k WordsCompleted After Failing the Teacher Certification Exam Time and Again, I Wreaked Havoc Across the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 915 我 With Top-Tier Green Tea Skills, I Poached the Protagonist's Partner 我靠顶级茶艺，挖了主角墙角 Grapefruit葡萄柚Two Male Leads420k WordsCompleted [A roguish, wild, two-faced tea-loving lunatic x a ruthless, complex, wealthy heir] [Two male leads + two powerful leads + mutually devoted + mind-reading] Jiang Qiao transmigrated into a bizarre harem novel, becoming a nameless male side character. He was the bodyguard of the protagonist's officially matched boyfriend, yet secretly worked against him and acted like the protagonist's devoted lapdog. The protagonist gets the meat, I get the scraps. The protagonist's broke, I pay. The protagonist 16.3kReads9.5Score2.3kShelves

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    It's a good-looking, funny man, but if it's not funny, you're a cricket. The first one is a bit of a tough fight, the funny man can't keep his mouth shut, and he likes to tell us all the little secrets. Our young master is the boss of the tough talk. The second one, the charming young master, is neither a girl nor a softie, but also very literary. He doesn't curse people without using any curse words. Babies can take a look, it won't be a loss if you add it to the book [Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss]

16. 916 诡 The House of Dread 诡舍 The Sound of Wind and Rain at Night,夜来风雨声丶Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite-flow + Mild Horror + Survival + One Female Lead] A driverless bus carried a group of cursed people to a strange black lodge… Inside the lodge stood a door stained red with blood. At regular intervals, the cursed were forcibly dragged through the blood-red door and into terrifying worlds, where they had to complete horrifying events… After Ning Qiushui survived one bizarre and terrifying story after another inside the lodge, narrowly escaping death each time, he discovered that none of 765.3kReads9.6Score138.8kShelves

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    I literally didn't even skip a chapter! 9.9 Excellent work! This is a different kind of text. I was surprised when I first read it. Tomato 🍅 and this one, after all, I have read too many clear soups!!!

17. 917 爱 I Love You So Deeply, So Sincerely 爱你那么深那么认真 King Revolver左轮王6k WordsCompleted I Loved You So Deeply, So Sincerely 64Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 918 天 The Cat-Cat Star from Above 天降喵喵星 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙27k WordsCompleted A Cat Star Falls from the Sky 1Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 919 玄 The Metaphysics-Studying Imperial Consort Is Fierce, and the Ascetic Prince Can’t Resist Her 玄学皇妃太凶猛，禁欲王爷不经撩 Sweet Peach Pastry甜桃酥酥Ancient Romance2.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: The Princess Consort Is Here, and the Prince Washes the Sheets Every Night On her first day back at the estate, she offends her birth father and the impostor heiress. On her second day, she offends her grandmother and takes her birth mother along to divorce her husband. On her third day, she offends the entire capital! Everyone calls her a jinx. One sentence from her can tear families apart and leave people destitute and dead. No wonder they sent her away to be raised in a Tao 14kReads9.0Score2kShelves

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    On the carriage, Xiao Yan had a panoramic view of this scene, and his personal guard Gao Feng said, "Master, is she the person we are looking for?" Xiao Yan's eyes were playful, and he suddenly said, "Aren't you afraid of being beaten like this, little girl?"... After setting up the stall again, she stood in front of Tang Shijin in a half-length dark robe. She said habitually, "Reading fortunes or telling fortunes." "Fortune telling." The other party's voice was calm. Tang Shijin looked up and when she saw the other person's face, she hissed, "Your life doesn't count." "Why?" Xiao Yan looked calm. "My life is short. If you want to do something, do it as soon as possible. Don't leave yourself any regrets." She sounded regretful. The aunt moved further to the side. My mother-in-law. Tang Shijin sighed, "I'll forget it, you can't open my stall." "Okay."

20. 920 糊 A Washed-Up Celebrity Goes Viral on a Dating Show After Switching to Crude Mode 糊咖开启粗俗模式后在恋综里爆火 Fish Stick鱼棒棒Two Male Leads367k WordsCompleted [Male-Male Romance + ABO + Livestream + Dating Show + Sweet Romance] After transmigrating into a broke, washed-up nobody who was mocked across the internet for pretending to be an Omega, hit-song producer Nan Zhou said, “First of all, I haven’t done anything to any of you…” Unable to afford the massive compensation fee, he had no choice but to join a livestream dating show. His scumbag former bandmate: “Baby, I miss you.” Nan Zhou: “If you miss me, call me. My number hasn’t changed. It’s the one 52.1kReads9.5Score9.3kShelves
21. 921 反 The Villains Heard My Gossip-Fueled Thoughts—and Had a Collective Meltdown 反派听我吃瓜心声后，集体崩溃了 A River of Rippling Moonlight一江澜月Ancient Romance623k WordsCompleted [No romance + mind-reading and gossip + cultivation transmigration + adored by all, lying flat] Lan Yue transmigrated into a cultivation novel and acquired a gossip System for the Three Realms. She could improve her cultivation just by indulging in gossip, so she decided to lie flat and be as carefree as a happy little marmot in a melon field. What she didn’t know was that, thanks to the gossip System, everyone around her, even the beasts, could hear her thoughts. [Nothing to do today, so I 1.4kReads9.2Score170Shelves

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    These three books are about mind-reading. I read them in bed in the middle of the night. They made me laugh like a maggot. My roommates in the upper bunk bed said I was crazy. It was really hard for me to suppress my laughter.

22. 922 孕 The Pregnant Wife Can’t Escape: Her Lover Spoils Her Rotten 孕妻难逃，便宜情人甜宠妻 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted Pregnant Wife on the Run: Her Convenient Lover Dotes on Her 117Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 923 诸 The Gods Bow Low, While the Wind God Shines Alone 诸神折腰，风神独美 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙14k WordsCompleted The Gods Bow, but the Wind God Stands Alone —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 924 小 The Little Princess Saves Her Imperial Father with Her Inner Voice 小公主心声拯救父皇 Research Arbitration研究仲裁Ancient Romance874k WordsCompleted [Complete] [Mind-Reading + Beloved by All + Alternate History + System + Sweet Romance + Adorable Baby + Underdog's Rise + Transmigrate into a Book] (Mind-reading only works when affection for the heroine reaches the required level. The threshold rises as she grows older, and eventually requires maximum affection.) Bei Jingchu transmigrates into a book and gets bound to a governance System. Before she can even start celebrating, she discovers she's been reborn as the princess switched at birth. 20kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
25. 925 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates and Gets Tricked by a Villain into Becoming a Stepmother 丧尸穿越后，被反派诓去当后娘 Mei Qianxun梅千寻Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted What should I do after transmigrating? Chu Chi held her head in her hands and thought for ages. A zombie's brain has only just grown in, so she has to make good use of it. When in doubt, sleep on it first. After Lin You'an woke up, the first thing she did was grab her little sister and escape the wolf's den. Along the way, she also found herself a stepmother. “So, you’re saying you’re my son?” “Mm-hmm.” “How old am I?” “Eighteen?” “How old are you?” “Eight.” “I’ve read plenty of books, so don’t 25.8kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves

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    These two are the funniest tomato novels I have ever read.

26. 926 天 Heaven Has Granted Me a Powerful Minister for a Husband 天官赐我权臣夫 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙Ancient Romance299k WordsCompleted To clear her family’s name and enter the Imperial Astronomical Bureau, Fang Qinyu, daughter of a disgraced official, carefully plots her way into marriage with Qu Xinan, a Vice Minister of Rites who fell in love with her at first sight. She intends to use marriage as a stepping stone, unaware that her cool calculations will soon be met with a battle of devotion. —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 927 遗 Ten Years Forgotten: CEO Lu Kneels and Begs Me to Donate My Liver 遗忘十年：陆总跪求我捐肝救命 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted Ten Years Forgotten: Mr. Lu Begs Me to Donate My Liver to Save His Life 57Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 928 本 I’ve Transmigrated to a Famine Year. If You Need Me, Burn Some Paper Offerings 本人已穿荒年，有事记得烧纸 The Butterfly Doesn't Want To蝴蝶不愿意Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Chen Dongyue transmigrated. The good news: She gained access to a strange pocket dimension. The catch was that the unreliable space only worked if her old friend You Sijia made daily “offerings” to it. The bad news: She had transmigrated into the body of a woman as burly as a mountain and as fierce as a tigress. Her family was poor, and on top of that, she had to deal with the “mess” her missing husband had left behind, as well as support her mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law. Luc 10.9kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
29. 929 假 The Fake Princess's Thoughts Are Overheard, and the Whole Court Joins the Gossip 假公主被读心声，满朝文武齐吃瓜 Cat Crouch猫腰Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Group Mind Reading + Alternate World + Everyone’s Favorite + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Gossip + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Jiang Yingcheng transmigrates into a book. In the story, she is an unloved little princess in the Great Rui imperial palace, and a fake one at that. The fake princess spends over a decade muddling through life in the palace, only to be resented by the real prince, the male lead, whose identity was switched with hers. After seizing the throne, the male lead takes out all 2.5kReads9.1Score290Shelves
30. 930 囚 Drugged Captive: Lord Qin’s Forbidden White Moonlight 囚药：秦爷的禁忌白月光 King Revolver左轮王Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted Captive Medicine: Master Qin's Forbidden White Moonlight 54Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 931 你 What Are You Jealous About? 你醋什么？ Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙16k WordsCompleted What Are You Jealous About? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 932 求 Survival: Defending My Cabin Against the Cold Wave 求生：从小木屋开始抵御寒流 Shan Xun山寻Sports3.5M WordsCompleted [Survival] [Shelter Building] [Disasters] [Stockpiling Supplies] Everyone transmigrates. When Qi Yuan wakes up, he finds himself in a fog-shrouded world full of danger. Cold, hunger, wild beasts, and torrential rain become the daily lot of everyone. Rising with the sun and resting at its setting become the way of life for all! 132.9kReads8.2Score9.2kShelves

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    🔥🔥🔥Over 500,000 people are reading it online, making it the top 1 tomato survival article. It's resourceful and wise. It's definitely the first choice for reading. It doesn't look good. Hit me along the network cable.

33. 933 修 Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕，女配带头风骚 Slightly Spicy Braised Eggplant红烧茄子薇辣Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo 8.9kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves

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    This is the only one, and my smiling face has become thinner.

34. 934 京 The Beijing Circle's Buddhist Prince Lost His Wig 京圈佛子他的假发掉了 Four Crescent Moons四弯月Modern Romance360k WordsCompleted [Hilarious and absurd + sweet romance + one-on-one + domineering CEO + a walking disaster] Jiang Yu transmigrates into a melodrama as the vicious female supporting character. The hero and heroine never communicate, and their misunderstandings drag on for millions of words. The hero demands, “Why did you push Jiaojiao into the water!” The heroine says, “I didn’t. Believe me...” The hero replies, “I don’t believe you!” Jiang Yu immediately pulls up the security footage. “You’ve got two eggs hangin 10.3kReads8.9Score2kShelves

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    🍀Haha, this is so funny! It made me laugh so hard, I couldn't hold back my laughter anyway! Have you ever seen the aloof and ascetic Buddha from Beijing who really had a bald head and wore a wig? His wig fell off afterward, and he was laughed at wildly by his wife, who then dragged her into another fight. There were so many laughs, I couldn't stop laughing most of the night!

35. 935 她 Her Camera Tells a Story 她的镜头会说话 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙Modern Romance120k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You're welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 936 癫 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance159k WordsOngoing Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 1.5kReads—Score121Shelves

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    Very interesting, very funny and beautiful

37. 937 直 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 9.4kReads9.2Score671Shelves

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    Highly recommended by old bookworms, I laughed until my stomach hurt after reading it

38. 938 通 The Netherworld Scholar Immortal 通幽小儒仙 You Zi Yin油子吟Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted “Where is this?” “Perhaps... the River of Forgetfulness...” “Who are you?” “Wuchang...” “I've never heard of anyone called Wuchang in this world.” “From now on... that's who I'll be!” The soul crosses the River of Forgetfulness, while its thoughts remain on the other shore. What is gained from all beings must be returned to all beings. When Su Mo woke up, he was no longer in his former life. He went to the capital to sit the imperial examinations, but accidentally stumbled into an immortal schem 74.7kReads9.4Score8.2kShelves

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    This book is amazing, the author's writing style is great, and the content is very sweet. It made me laugh so hard that I couldn't close my mouth from ear to ear. I read one chapter and laughed for half an hour.

39. 939 扮 The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃 Little One Who Loves Sweet Potatoes爱吃香薯的小娃娃Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of 2.3kReads6.7Score235Shelves
40. 940 七 The Shameless Family of 1970 七零之无赖一家人 Sunny Peach桃子晴朗Modern Romance412k WordsCompleted [Period setting + beloved by all + self-serving and refined + warped values! Ensemble cast of protagonists + eccentric whole family + awful relatives + pocket dimension] (A family ensemble in a parallel setting, not reality. The heroine has little presence early on. She's not very smart, self-serving in a refined way, and an ordinary person.) I thought I was the chosen one because I had a pocket dimension. I thought the apocalypse was about to begin, so I frantically stocked up on supplies. I 9.2kReads8.9Score693Shelves
41. 941 什 What Do You Mean, Wicked Heiress? That’s How We’ll Always Love Her 什么恶毒千金，那是我们永远爱她的心 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙39k WordsCompleted What do you mean, wicked heiress? That's the heart that will always love her. —Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 942 我 My Sect Has Eleven Graves 我的门派有十一座坟 Ten Lifetimes, This Life十世今生Mystery997k WordsCompleted Fantasy and the supernatural, with a lighthearted, humorous tone and a touch of horror. My name is Zhang Shiyi. I have ten senior brothers, so my name is Zhang Shiyi. But all ten of my senior brothers are dead. They’re lying in the graves outside. What? My master? He’s dead too. The biggest, roundest grave is his. Haha~ Well, congratulations, then~ Get ready to sing: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to you, hey! Congratulations, congratulations to you~ 32.7kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves

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    This book is good, with lots of laughs, tears, and some irritating characters. All in all, it's a good read.

43. 943 乡 The Village Divine Farmer 乡村神农 Returning from Hoeing锄归Urban5.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: After Returning to the Village, I Have the Time of My Life Every Night Chen Ping, a medical student, is terminally ill. With his illness reaching its final stage, he returns to his village to recuperate. But on his very first night back, a shadow sneaks into his home... 20.4kReads9.2Score2.7kShelves

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    This is a masterpiece recommended by Douyin, a 10.0 Masterpiece in my mind, 🥰🌿 a very cool novel, don't miss it, 🤭🌿 really shocked me, after reading the first three chapters, I was completely amazed. It is super beautiful, very addictive, and a very high-quality novel. !

44. 944 转 Born to Make Them Laugh 转笑生 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙13k WordsCompleted Turn to Laughter —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 945 妖 Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm 妖尸不可食？快，趁热送我家火葬 Sallow Little Face小脸蜡黄Urban2.9M WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Passionate] [Demonic beasts invade] [Not reborn] [Funny] If you want a lone-wolf protagonist, you can swipe away. The protagonist, Jiang Ping, is a passionate young man. He can be calculating, and he can be moved. He’s a real person, with classmates, friends, parents, and teachers. Spatial rifts opened, and demonic beasts invaded the land. Everyone knew that demonic beast corpses were inedible, and eating them would turn you into a contaminated being. By chance, Jiang Ping obtain 77.9kReads8.8Score9.8kShelves

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    Of the two books I am reading, the first one is the funniest. The protagonist and his companions are all so awesome. They have peerless talents and invincible backgrounds. With the country on their backs, Jin Feichen smiled and suddenly chanted: "The breeze blows the medicine case, and the sunny sun shines on the tea towel. The excitement is not over yet, and the east city is flying at dusk." Dust. In the second book, the protagonist breaks the law, cracks in space open, and monsters invade the earth. The world agrees that monster corpses are inedible, and eating them turns into pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtains an ancient book that records the cooking methods of various monster corpses, from the first-level monster to the beast god.

46. 946 兄 Bro, Are You Some Kind of Human Incubus? Fluffy Creatures Are Chasing You Everywhere 兄弟你人类魅魔啊？毛茸茸追着跑 Yue Jian Ying月见莺Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [This book has been signed for print publication] [Light livestreaming + Animals + No romance] Lu Xiao, a professor of botany and zoology, quits his job and heads alone to the Kunlun Mountains to gather research material, becoming a solitary yet vibrant mountain guardian. During his first winter in the mountains, he says he wants a cat. The very next moment, his dog brings him a snow leopard cub abandoned by its mother. Dog, this isn’t what I meant by a cat. This is a little too hardcore. He thi 84.7kReads9.7Score7kShelves

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    Funny novel

47. 947 邪 Evil God Moran! 邪神墨然！ Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 153.1kReads9.3Score16.6kShelves

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    There are a few books from the early years of Tomato, which may not be suitable for reading in today's book shortage, so I'll make do with them.

48. 948 小 The Little Sunshine Is Selfish and Sharp-Tongued 小太阳她自私又毒舌 Little Bee Carries a Tyrannosaurus Rex小蜜蜂扛起霸王龙9k WordsCompleted The Little Sun Is Selfish and Sharp-Tongued —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 949 八 The 1980s: After the Loving Mother Turns Dark, the Whole Family Panics 八零：慈母黑化后，全家都慌了 Rice Bowl 114饭碗114Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted (Feel-good story + no golden finger + slice of life + family drama + ensemble cast of ordinary people + reborn in a bygone era) Short dramas: The New Life of Rong Ying, the Woman Everyone Looked Down On; Reborn Mom Is Here to Collect You Old Mrs. Zhang spent her whole life raising three sons and three daughters. She paid for her children’s weddings and homes, raised her grandchildren, and emptied the family savings to buy a home in Shanghai for her eldest son. She helped her second son marry thr 70.3kReads9.1Score8kShelves

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    These two are so funny, the plot is exciting, unexpected, and really good to watch

50. 950 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 78.7kReads9.3Score7.7kShelves

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