Novels That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Get Bowel Cancer, Rated 9.5 or Higher 能笑出肠胃癌的小说，9.5分打底

1. 1051 弃 Tale of a Forsaken Husband 弃夫记 Why Not1有何不可1Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Tale of a Cast-Off Husband 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves

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2. 1052 成 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 Three Layers of Rain三层雨409k WordsCompleted A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4.2kReads—Score250Shelves

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3. 1053 夫 I Am My Husband's Comeuppance 夫君的报应就是我 Why Not1有何不可1Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted I Am My Husband's Comeuppance 751Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1054 笑 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 Three Layers of Rain三层雨323k WordsCompleted The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 15.3kReads—Score537Shelves
5. 1055 2 The 2026 Joke Collection That’ll Make Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing 2026笑的肚子疼笑话精选 Three Layers of Rain三层雨Sports164k WordsCompleted 2026 meme alert! Here comes a collection of adult humor that will have you laughing your way to the ICU! Stumble across it on the subway and die of embarrassment? Laugh so hard on the bus you slap your thigh? From the morning commute to lying flat late at night, these jokes will set you off anytime, anywhere! Explosive twists + absurd ideas + painfully awkward moments: every one is a nuclear weapon that will leave your facial muscles out of control with laughter! The cure for a bad mood! Let str 579Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 1056 你 You All Chase After the Heroine? I’ll Marry the Demon Queen! 你们都追女主？那女魔头我娶走了 Paper Parcel纸包Eastern Fantasy3.9M WordsOngoing [One heroine + everyday affection + guaranteed sweetness + cultivation system + grand setting] Shen Yi'an transmigrates into a rather outrageous novel. Born into the world, he discovers that he’s the original protagonist, the one with a massive green hat hanging over his head: the Sixth Prince of the Great Qian Dynasty, His Highness Prince Chu! The second, third, fourth, and nth male leads all like the heroine. Whoever wants that whole field of green can have it. I don’t. You’re all going after 108.6kReads9.3Score7.9kShelves

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   [Almost crying] [Almost crying] Damn, this is a masterpiece. I would call this the only masterpiece of Tomato. The opening chapter is very addictive and very funny. The more I read, the more funny it becomes. The more I read, the more I want to read it. I can't wait to finish it in one sitting. I have to stay up all night to finish it.

7. 1057 丑 The Ugly Girl's Stunning Transformation: One Song, 'Love You,' Shocks the Entertainment World 丑女大变身，一首爱你震惊娱乐圈 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄Modern Romance151k WordsOngoing The day Jiang Wan was publicly dumped by her fiance, she weighed two hundred jin and had a head full of songs from another world. At an open audition for ordinary contestants, she stunned the whole crowd with a single performance of "Love You." Black trending topics could be suppressed, but not the hearts of the people. They mocked her for being fat; she laughed at them for being deaf. The diva is back, and the song thieves and homewreckers won't get away! 1.6kReads—Score190Shelves

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8. 1058 我 Achieving Transcendence Through Corpse Burning 我靠焚尸超凡入圣 Ye Tiannan夜天南Mystery2.7M WordsOngoing Since ancient times, people have believed the dead should be buried whole. Cremation is deeply disrespectful to the deceased, and only corpses that have undergone an uncanny transformation are burned. Those who cremate corpses are known as corpse burners. It is an extremely dangerous line of work. At midnight, one room, one corpse burner. Once the doors are shut and locked, if the corpse turns vicious, the corpse burner is as good as dead. Qin He makes his living this way at a canal wharf in the 74.8kReads9.2Score7.4kShelves
9. 1059 让 I Asked You to Scavenge, and You Found a Nuclear Bomb? 让你捡破烂，你捡出来核弹？ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 22.8kReads8.8Score2.5kShelves

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   This book is truly amazing!! I laughed so hard that my stomach ached! I was lying in bed watching it last night and almost fell off the bed laughing! [Face covering] Hahaha, wherever the protagonist goes, the police station will follow him, and even the army will follow him, and the bosses have to guard against him.

10. 1060 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 5kReads9.3Score836Shelves

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    💥💥💥These books are really good-looking. I can't help but laugh. My abs are about to burst out from laughing [crying with laughter]

11. 1061 只 As Long as I Outlive You All, I'll Be Invincible 只要把你们都熬死，我就能无敌 Sour Candy酸宝Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Cultivation is a path toward immortality, but one’s lifespan eventually runs out. That is why cultivators must keep advancing, becoming saints and emperors to extend their lives. Chen Xia, however, was the complete opposite. Ever since he transmigrated, he had been immortal, and he had also gained a stat-allocation System. For every year he lived, he earned one attribute point. And so, a legend arose throughout the Myriad Worlds about an ultimate schemer. “A gentleman’s revenge is never too late 87.8kReads9.3Score7.8kShelves

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    [Shy] [Shy] Tomato 9.9 Is a masterpiece. I came across this book by accident. It's really, absolutely amazing. It's so funny. It's simply a masterpiece. I stay up late every day reading it. I can't get enough of it. It's so good.

12. 1062 八 The Eight-Year-Old Blind Imperial Grandson Crawls Out of the Ming Tomb from the Start 八岁瞎眼圣孙，开局爬出大明皇陵 The Great Sage of Hetao河套大圣爷Historical1.6M WordsCompleted (The author has already completed a million-word novel, so readers can dive in with confidence. Political intrigue + a story of loving grandfathers and filial grandsons + a tale of conquering the world. Zhu Yuanzhang is ruthless in the early stages, and the protagonist becomes ruthless later on. Readers who dislike saintly do-gooders or people who argue for argument's sake may want to steer clear!!!) Zhu Xiongying, the eldest legitimate grandson of the Ming dynasty and Zhu Biao's eldest legitima 31.9kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves
13. 1063 我 I've Become a Buddha, Do Not Disturb 我成佛了，勿扰 Zisang Fei子桑翡Ancient Romance102k WordsCompleted Jiang Wanyu died after a brick fell on her while she was working at a construction site. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the heroine of a torturous cultivation novel. From the start, she was thrown into hell mode, caught by the white-moonlight rival while confessing her love for the male lead's master. “...” Her master asked, “Do you know what you did wrong?” Her senior brothers, the male supporting characters, cried, “Junior Sister, hurry up and admit your mistake!” The whi 2.9kReads8.7Score319Shelves

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    🌈These three books really make you laugh from beginning to end! [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] The first and second books are short, concise and super funny! 🌿The beginning is hell mode, with the scene where the female supporting character Bai Yueguang reveals that she loves the male master. The master asked her: "Do you know you are wrong? Male supporting brothers: "Junior sister, admit your mistake quickly! Bai Yueguang female supporting character: "Wanyu, you admit it, it is treason for a disciple to love his master, not to mention that he is a master for a lifetime and a father for a lifetime. How can you have such thoughts for the master who is like a father?" Jiang Wanyu glanced around, facing such a hellish start mode. She only wanted to have a baby, and finally said to the male master, "Dad?"

14. 1064 大 After the Strong Supporting Actress Lies Flat, the Villain Reads Her Mind and Dotes on Her 大力女配躺平后，被反派读心团宠 Cloudwoven Intent云织意Modern Romance227k WordsCompleted Completed [Sweet Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Transmigrate in Person + The Original Heroine Is Not Vilified + Devoted Couple + Multiple People Can Hear Her Thoughts + The Leads Speak Their Minds + Happy Ending] Gu Zhiyang transmigrates into a book as the wife of its great villain. All she has to do is lie flat and watch the show until the villain’s whole family dies, then collect a handsome reward and return to her own world. But why isn’t the plot going as expected? Gu Zhiyang laments: 1.5kReads9.2Score239Shelves
15. 1065 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 3.1kReads9.4Score365Shelves
16. 1066 惊 The Horror Realm: Entering the Strange World from a Psychiatric Hospital 惊悚领域：从精神病院进入诡世界 Tender Little Puppy香嫩的小狗Mystery1.4M WordsOngoing (The hardcover edition has been published!) [Infinite Flow] [Original Horror Instances] [Mild Horror] “Chen Ji murdered his mother a week ago and spent three days with her corpse before he was arrested.” “You have been diagnosed with schizophrenia and are about to be transferred to a psychiatric hospital for supervision.” “Do you have anything to say?” The black-haired boy before them slowly raised his head, his expression calm. “I’ll say it again.” “The thing I killed wasn’t my mother...” “It w 149.9kReads9.5Score21.5kShelves

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    [Shy][Cool] It's like Tomato 9.8, So beautiful and hilarious! Laughing like crazy! It is truly a top-notch book. After reading it, you can reach the peak of your life. It is so beautiful. The writing and plot are first-rate. It is a blast. It is very beautiful.

17. 1067 玄 Fantasy: Simplified Cultivation, From Minion to Overlord 玄幻：简化功法，从喽啰开始成霸主 Di Tian帝天Eastern Fantasy4.6M WordsOngoing [Decisive and Ruthless] [No Level Suppression] [Crush Everything] That year, the nobody Chu Qing refused to stand in the background in a hemp robe and bare feet, waving flags and shouting slogans. Now, a thousand-year empire, sects that dominated their regions, and the heroes of the martial world were all rising at once, like dragons and serpents. Then I, Chu Qing, would trample the streets beneath my feet until the bones of nobles littered them, and burn the imperial treasury until its splen 10.4kReads8.2Score1.5kShelves
18. 1068 假 The Fake Heiress Becomes the Villain Squad’s Beloved, So Of Course She Takes It Easy 假千金成反派团宠了当然要摆烂啊 Yi Sir易SirModern Romance287k WordsCompleted Yuan Luoyi thinks of herself as a little hamster in a nest of venomous snakes. Everyone in her family is a lunatic villain, while she, the fake heiress, is the only one focused on doing nothing. Her father is an arms mogul, and her mother is a top assassin. Her eldest brother is a business-world killing machine with factitious disorder imposed on another. Her second brother is a cold-blooded lawyer with no sense of morality. Her third brother is a born sociopath with a bloodlust. Her fourth brot 21.8kReads9.5Score3.3kShelves

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    It is desperate, but also vital. He never showed up when she needed help; he did nothing during the three years when her body was occupied by evil spirits; what qualifications did he have to interfere with her choices and compete for her preference?

19. 1069 穿 I Became a Wealthy Family's Stepmother and Went Viral on a Parenting Reality Show 穿成豪门后妈上娃综爆红了 Starry Koi星星锦鲤Modern Romance593k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + One-on-One Sweet Romance + Celebrity Parenting Show + Big Imagination + Monsters] Song Qianqian failed to ascend to immortality. When she opened her eyes, she found herself inside a wealthy-family romance novel as the wicked stepmother. In the book, the original owner was forced to marry an ugly, disabled villainous tycoon. She took out her resentment on her stepson, and after causing his death, fled in her car and died in an accident. Song Qianqian: “...” She didn’t get it. What was 31.4kReads9.4Score4kShelves
20. 1070 宗 The Sect Is Recruiting Disciples, and from the Start I Can See Their Attribute Panels 宗门收徒，开局看见属性面板 Golden Beast of Changtu Mountain长涂山的黄金兽Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Comedy + Everyday Life + Taking Disciples + Sect Building + System + Heartwarming + Slow Pace + The Protagonist Has Both Legs and Joins in the Fun.] After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Chu Xingchen awakened a disciple-recruitment System and gained the ability to see his disciples' traits! Starting from scratch, he would build the strongest sect. First Disciple: Li Yingling [Gold Trait: Cultivation Prodigy][Purple Trait: Extraordinary Luck][Blue Trait: Beautiful] Second D 119.8kReads9.0Score13.3kShelves

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    [Shy][Shy][Almost crying] It's like a 9.8 Tomato, so beautiful and hilarious! Laughing like crazy! It is truly a top-notch book. After reading it, you can reach the peak of your life. It is so beautiful. The writing and plot are first-rate. It is a blast. It is very beautiful.

21. 1071 c C-Rank Appraiser? I Command the Supreme Treasures of All Ages c级鉴宝？我执掌万代至尊 Dawn Without Spring拂晓不春Urban166k WordsOngoing In the year 2012, a dark star hung in the sky, and dimensional rifts of every size tore open around the world, unleashing countless monsters. Human firearms barely harmed them. But Source Crystals began to grow all over the world, and people who came into contact with them started awakening special talents, giving humanity a way to fight back. Even so, humanity endured sixty years of darkness. It was only when the Twelve Kings of Mankind had fully come into their own that humans could stand toe 752Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Book title: "C-Level Treasure Appraisal?" I'm in Charge of the Supreme Being of All Generations" Are you still looking for an article about spiritual energy recovery that won't make you feel aggrieved and will lead to explosive fights? Be sure to read this one! In the eyes of others, Lu Chen is just an inconspicuous C-level treasure appraiser. Who would have thought that he possesses the SSS-level hidden talent [Wandai King Jin] and can see through the ancient power hidden in antiques at a glance. The famous scene of the Qingzhou Martial Arts Competition is coming! The young man went directly to the stage, challenged the geniuses of the whole audience to one-on-one, and defeated powerful enemies in the life and death arena. In a desperate situation, he swallowed the third-level Frost Fruit and was on the verge of death, but was saved by the Dragon Yang Fruit. The source of ice and fire washed away the twelve meridians, refining the meridians throughout his body, and he was a blessing in disguise and hit the second level. ✅Double settings of treasure detection and leakage + Yuanli martial arts ✅Supernormal missions, secret exploration, and alien beast fights take turns ✅The protagonist kills decisively and avenges his enemies on the spot, without long-term grievances ✅The upgrade rhythm is smooth, and the cross-level battles are punchy. If you like high-level martial arts, arena duels, and treasure identification, don't miss it! Open direct immersive reading

22. 1072 我 I, King Zhou, Have Already Become a Sage. Why Are You Still Trying to Deify Me? 我纣王都成圣了，你还封神？ Wan Xiaobei皖小北Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing Also known as I Am the Sun in the Great Shang. Those who know, know. It’s really good, and I can’t say more than that. I guarantee it’s a great read! Di Xin’s vision of a glorious legacy for the ages will shine forever. Loyalty! 36.3kReads7.3Score2.8kShelves

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