[Quick transmigration + absurd comedy + sly schemer + shameless + no CP]
Gu Suisui was just eating a bowl of river-snail rice noodles by the roadside when, for no apparent reason, a System chose her.
Wouldn't the normal procedure be for the System to beg her to accept the role?
Well, this System just pulled out a bomb and threatened her life to force her to comply. It was a complete subversion of the usual trope.
Unfortunately for it, Gu Suisui wasn't exactly a good person either!
Let him be as strong as he likes. This lady isn't buying it!
World 1: The stubbornly tight-lipped master
Have you ever seen someone so arrogant and cool that they blow themselves up first? And leave behind nothing but a single strand of hair?
Gu Suisui said, "That was the prettiest strand on my whole body!"
Mo Yi: "Want me to give you a thumbs-up!?"
Inner thoughts: This batch of Hosts is hard to handle.
World 2: A modern tough girl tears a scumbag apart
On the outside, she's a pure-white-lotus, green-tea schemer; on the inside, she's a hotheaded bro who picks his feet. As the saying goes, take the green tea's path and leave the green tea nowhere to go.
The sultry, scheming prince: "Hey, you. Your acting is terrible. I almost couldn't play along with that bit."
What!?!
Gu Suisui: "Hey, you bald old monk! How dare you spout such nonsense? I'm the goddess of this world, here to save you from your miserable fate!"
World 3: I make a fortune in the cultivation world
I gave my heart to the bright moon, but the moon shines on a ditch.
The original owner was an ordinary little cultivation prodigy, but her blind master only favored that pure-white-lotus junior sister and even wanted to cripple her cultivation...
Gu Suisui: "Damn it! I can't keep this master! Nothing matters more than staying alive."
She planned to leave the sect and live freely in the mortal world, but her life-bound jade pendant suddenly fell out.
She! She! She!
Was actually the long-lost biological daughter of the sect leader.
