Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书

1. 751 成 Jackie Chan Adventures: I Make a Giant Fireball by Hand and Shock Uncle 成龙历险记：手搓大火球震惊老爹 Cold-Faced but Not Cold冷面不冷Anime Fanfiction699k WordsCompleted The flop author Lin Chen transmigrates into Jackie Chan Adventures. A bolt of righteous power strikes from the heavens, and he binds himself to the strongest Mage System. From then on, the hell-level quest [Keep an Eye on Jade] becomes two quests! Jade: “Hey, Uncle!” Lin Chen: “Hey, Uncle!” Jackie: “Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!” Uncle: “How many times has Uncle told you? Use magic to defeat magic!” Lin Chen: “Uncle, look. Is this what you mean?” With a gesture and an incantation, Lin —Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 752 游 Game Invasion: From the Start, I’m Sent to Kill the Boss 游戏入侵：开局让我去干BOOS Jia Yunze佳云择Eastern Fantasy363k WordsOngoing [Game Invasion] [Fourth Calamity] [Xuanhuan] [Invincible Water Cultivator] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Many Beautiful Women] [This story has an absolutely huge, slightly crazy premise. The protagonist is at the top and lives lavishly. The first few chapters are just setup, but it won't take long. To all you handsome and beautiful readers! It gets good starting from Chapter 8. You can start there and read the earlier chapters afterward without missing anything. It only gets better as the story goes on 1.5kReads—Score27214d adds

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   Bags, bags.

3. 753 读 Mind Reading: Help! Your Father-in-Law Is Impossible to Woo, Crown Princess 读心术：救命！太子妃你爹太难撩 A Tumbler That Won't Fall一颗不倒翁Ancient Romance524k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + System + Transmigrate into a Book + Marriage First, Love Later + Devoted Couple] Jiang Fu transmigrated. The bad news: she became a cannon-fodder supporting female character. The good news: the female lead's father saved her. The bad news: the original cannon-fodder asked Jiang Fu to give her a different life. No more being cannon fodder: she wanted a lifetime of happiness and to marry well. The good news: Jiang Fu was rescued from the water by the female lead's father, making hi 27.5kReads9.2Score3.5k14d adds
4. 754 贩 Selling Pokemon: Starting with Zhou Jie 贩卖精灵从周姐开始 A Novelist Writing on a Whim兴趣使然的小说作者Male-Channel Fanfiction389k WordsOngoing “Manager, what good is that fat Magikarp?” Sister Zhou asked curiously, looking at the fish in the tank. “This Magikarp is actually pretty useless,” Zhang Yu added, “as long as you don't kick it.” “What happens if I kick it?” Curious, Sister Zhou kicked the fat Magikarp. Watching a blue figure rapidly grow larger, Zhang Yu murmured, “It turns into a ferocious Gyarados.” Sister Zhou stared as a 6.5-meter-tall Gyarados roared and glared menacingly at her. She looked to Zhang Yu for help, but all h 208Reads8.9Score—14d adds
5. 755 快 Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴！你是我的人形许愿池吗？ Zero Sinks Tenfold零沉十分Urban663k WordsOngoing Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye 4Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Chen Mo's words have a reverse filter. Sincere blessings become curses, and earnest greetings instantly turn into jinxes. Forced to become a jinx, he becomes the goddess's only lifeline, forced into a hilarious cohabitation. When he tries to use his abilities to help his neighbor find her cat and collect debts for his best friend, a mysterious official organization comes knocking… From then on, childcare, scientific research, and mediating interstellar disputes become his KPIs. When faced with a world-ending crisis, he simply says, "I'll say something ironic to the world." Highlights: A fusion of hilarious everyday life, sweet cohabitation, state secrets, and interstellar science fiction! A book that fulfills all your fantasies!

6. 756 开 Waiting to Die from the Start? I Trick My Sick Friend into Applying to a Cultivation University 开局等死？忽悠病友报考修仙大学 A Young Man Like a Blade少年如刀Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Also known as: Is It Really So Strange for a Principal to Beat Up Demons and Monsters from Every Realm? Yu Nian transmigrates and fools his fellow patients into applying to his cultivation university. Laughs all the way, cultivates all the way! “He's chasing a plane on a flying sword, and you expect us to believe in science?” “Breaking news! A ten-year-old kid speedruns Fengmen Village, and ghosts flee in every direction!” “Is Yu Nian going through a tribulation? He randomly struck a few lucky v 3.6kReads8.6Score36214d adds
7. 757 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 135Reads—Score—14d adds

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8. 758 人 I Work at the Civil Affairs Bureau, and Sister Zhou Dragged Me Off to Get Married 人在民政局上班，被周姐拉着领证 A Song of the Realm一曲赋江山Urban224k WordsCompleted [New book out now, trying a new genre. If you're interested, check out my profile.] [One female lead] [Everyday life] [Sweet romance] [Adorable, doting romance] Ye Lan works at the civil affairs bureau and is known as the nightmare of the divorce registration office. In just six months, he has saved over a thousand couples on the verge of divorce. He thought his life would remain unremarkable, but one day, while processing divorce papers, he unexpectedly got married within the span of a single d 1.2kReads9.2Score10214d adds
9. 759 杂 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy456k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 127Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 760 我 I Turned a Police Department Promo into a Film About an Outlaw 我把警署宣传片拍成了法外狂徒 Xuan Yuzhu轩玉竹Urban1.5M WordsCompleted The chief: “Chen Fan, if you can't shoot a video that goes viral this time, you're fired.” So Chen Fan filmed the classic Siping Police Affairs video about a cloud in the northwest sky, with a crow among a flock of phoenixes. The chief: “Hmm, not bad. Keep it up!” Chen Fan then filmed Uncle Desert's video, The Light of Justice, earning himself the title of the police world's black-hearted villain. The Armed Forces Department borrowed Chen Fan to shoot a recruitment video, but he went and made Wo 3.5kReads8.8Score28314d adds
11. 761 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 14Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 762 奇 Miracle Livestream: One Little Slip, and I Shock the Whole World 奇迹直播：一不小心就震惊全世界 Two Pots of Wine Among the Flowers花间二壶酒Urban850k WordsCompleted Qin Yan, who was terminally ill, obtained a System that rewarded him for taking photos and recording videos. Could he become famous around the world? [Ding! Successfully recorded the Leonids meteor shower. Reward: Healing Potion!] [Ding! Successfully photographed a golden Kaiser-i-Hind butterfly. Reward: Beast-Taming Whip!] [Ding! Successfully recorded a clouded leopard hunting. Reward: ...] The photos and videos he posted also drew attention from all sorts of people. Aiguo Company: Mr. Qin, we' 4.7kReads8.7Score37314d adds
13. 763 穿 Reborn as the Older Sister of a Tragic Romance Heroine, I Keep My Crazy in Check 穿成虐文女主她姐，姐稳定发疯 Mei Qianxun梅千寻Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Jiang Wan knew she was dead. She knew she’d transmigrated, too. But she had no idea where she’d ended up. Still, judging by her current surroundings, this trip had probably gone badly. There was a good chance that wretched poverty would have her in its grip again. “Being a wage slave is miserable, but it doesn’t make me an idiot. Who wants to come to this dump of an ancient world? Not me!” “Ribbit!” “Frog bro, you think this place sucks too, don’t you?” Jiang Wan stared at her bizarre reflection 41.4kReads9.2Score5.5k14d adds

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    The only eldest daughter of the Jiang family! A psychiatrist specializing in treating all sorts of difficult and complicated illnesses!! Super good, you'll laugh until your stomach hurts!!

14. 764 反 Villain? The Protagonists Are All My Sworn Brothers! 反派？主角都是我的结拜兄弟！ A Piece of Rotten Wood一块烂木头Urban1.0M WordsCompleted He wakes up as a villainous rich kid in a novel! According to the plot, he doesn’t have many chapters left to live. Just as Yang Tian is about to give up, a System drops out of the sky! “Ding! The Get Stronger by Sworn Brotherhood System is binding!” Yang Tian is wide awake now. If he can be a grind king, who would want to give up? Who can he become sworn brothers with to earn more than the protagonist? “Huh? You were raised by your master in the mountains from childhood and trained in medicine. 3kReads8.9Score23714d adds

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    As long as you're not afraid of your neighbors coming to see you in the middle of the night, go ahead and watch.

15. 765 从 Starting at the Cheater's Tavern, I Deceive the Gods! 从骗子酒馆开始，欺诈诸神！ No Admiring at Dusk日暮不赏Mystery2.9M WordsOngoing [A satisfying power fantasy + mind-bending twists + reversals + slow burn + battles of wits + nonstop thrills] When people all over the world were “kidnapped” and locked in a prison, they were forced to take part in a game of death. In this game, only the winners had the right to survive. Su Yang received the talent “Call Your Enemy Dad” from the start. [Call Your Enemy Dad: After activation, if you make another “player” call Su Yang “Dad,” you can control their actions.] But when the talent fai 47.2kReads8.6Score4.1k14d adds

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    🔥At the start, a god bestowed upon me the talent for deception, but I went and deceived the god first. The god asked, "What are you trying to do?" The protagonist replied, "Since I even managed to deceive you, it proves that my talent is truly useful!" 😂

16. 766 直 Livestream: One Song, "Tears of a Dancer," Leaves Dai Xiaomei Stunned 直播：一首舞女泪，唱懵呆小妹 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 46.3kReads9.1Score2.9k14d adds

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    🔥Amidst the plethora of memes, a small amount of plot was discovered. The top-tier sixth brother, the protagonist, is constantly hilariously funny. The male lead is linked to a live-streaming prank system and collaborates with the naive girl, but instead of the main character, he starts doing pranks that have the fans in stitches!!

17. 767 惊 A Horror Game? I Can Beat It Using Only My Right Hand 惊悚游戏？我只用右手就能过 Old Ji老纪Mystery2.0M WordsCompleted When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back at you! So go ahead and look, just don't look for too long! Because... [Mystery] [Detective Fiction] [Supernatural] [Some parts may be hard for female readers to understand. Feel free to skip them or ask the male readers in the comments.] Mo Fei, who was born with alien hand syndrome, is dragged into a terrifying world. Who would have thought his unruly right hand would be skilled at all kinds of things? Cheating at cards, pickpocketing, slippin 20.3kReads8.6Score1.8k14d adds
18. 768 完 Oh No, Even the Great Sage, Sun Wukong, Wants to Eat Tang Monk! 完蛋了，齐天大圣孙悟空也想吃唐僧肉 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸Male-Channel Fanfiction6k WordsCompleted Oh no, even the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, wants to eat Tang Monk's flesh. 138Reads—Score—14d adds

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    It's really funny.

19. 769 玄 The Strongest Martial Emperor of the Xuanwu Continent 玄武大陆之最强武帝 Big Brother Wang, Who Loves Cola喜欢喝可乐的王大哥Eastern Fantasy302k WordsOngoing Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west. Fortune turns in cycles, so never look down on a poor young man! Xiao Chen comes upon a fortuitous opportunity and cultivates the Primordial Vajra Art, gaining an invincible body! He awakens his innate flame, the Annihilation Flame! He cultivates the Myriad Flame Origins Record, refining every heavenly flame under the sun and becoming the Supreme of Heavenly Flames! 238Reads—Score1314d adds

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    Fortune changes every three years, so never underestimate a young person's potential!

20. 770 都 Urban: My Whole Family Are the Main Characters 都市：我全家都是主角 Down the Mountain to Catch Cats下山抓猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [One heroine, goofy, shameless] Ye Xinghui, who had a golden finger, was tricked by a shady deity and sent to another world. At first, Ye Xinghui planned to use his golden finger to become the main character of an urban novel, but... when he saw his parents’ files, he was completely stunned. His dad was actually the legendary Soldier King, while his mom was the legitimate daughter of China’s foremost family. That wasn’t all. When his older brother suddenly woke up and said, “Wasn’t I supposed to 5kReads8.9Score37914d adds

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    Story summary: Well, that's all. I have many more, but I can only send out 10 copies.

21. 771 直 Livestream Check-In: Innate Abstract Saint Physique! 直播打卡：先天抽象圣体！ Top Lane Teemo提莫上单Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming, comedy, absurdity, multiple women, female streamers, actresses, and a landlady!] Li Yunfeng received a livestream check-in System after stepping in to help someone in danger. From the start, he was blessed with a naturally absurd disposition. From then on, his livestreams were full of bizarre antics. While livestreaming from the hospital after getting hurt helping someone, he met an old man whose testicles had been removed. “I mean, they're not useful anyway. If you want them, yo 13.4kReads8.4Score80314d adds
22. 772 高 High Martial: My Skills Are a Little Too Unorthodox 高武：我的技能有亿点点不正经 Pandas Will Never Be Slaves熊猫永不为奴Urban294k WordsCompleted [Fiery action + goofy comedy + absurd humor + wild imagination + pure power fantasy] The Demon Realm invades, and humanity is on the decline! Martial arts rise to prominence, and the talented can awaken special abilities! Su Yang has no talent, but he does have a System: the [Serious Skills System]. System: Choose one of the following serious skills. [Back! Back! Back!] [I’m Liang Zhichao’s Grandma] [Big Brother, Your Girlfriend Won’t Get Mad, Will She?] [Old Pickled Cabbage Foot] [You’re Just A 474Reads8.0Score—14d adds
23. 773 我 Me, the System, Begging for Tips 我，系统，求打赏 Spirit Rice Ice Core灵米冰核Eastern Fantasy826k WordsOngoing I died. No, not all the way. I became a System. A broke System. Every function grayed out, balance at zero. I got bound to a dumb Host who thinks he’s the chosen one. “System Dad! I want to ascend!” “...Fine. Try jumping off a cliff first.” Wait, why is there a line of tiny text on the panel: Online readers: 1? Hold on, now that I’m a System, someone’s still tipping and following updates? 57Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Chapter 233 of the Brainstorming - Zhang Chen reveals the mission details, exposing the three-tiered objectives of the Medicine King Valley trip: On the surface, it's academic exchange (represented by the Great Green Ox); in the middle, intelligence gathering (led by Senior Sister Zhang); and at the bottom, escaping for reinforcements (Li Xu and the Guinea Pig). Li Xu's mission role is "logistics assistant"—a mere Qi Refining Level 1 assistant whose escape speed determines the team's survival. The Guinea Pig's escape confidence swells from "Invincible in Golden Core" to "Even Nascent Soul cultivators can compete." Su Xiaochun sends a remote request for help: she went to the Scripture Pavilion to look up proper dual cultivation techniques, dragged Wang Dachui to experiment, and publicly pulled down his pants. After listening, Zhang Chen concludes: "This is proper dual cultivation; your method is anything but proper." The group of cultivators in Jiazi Dormitory 1 are a bunch of unorthodox cultivation fanatics. The new mushrooms in Death Breath City smell meaty; the Guinea Pig says they "taste chicken," but Little Gray Plane's lightning strike chars the mushrooms, instantly turning them into rabbit meat. The pet team's daily mutual sabotage never disappoints. Chapter 234 - It's not a joke, it's true that Li Xu and his two senior sisters are all getting pregnant. Zhang Chen made a vow of Dao Heart, obtained the Method of Karma Connection, and cultivated with Senior Sister Zhou on the second floor of the pavilion. Li Xu was banished to the deck, but could overhear the divine sense transmission—"Take off your clothes or not?" "Will you stick to me or will I stick to you?"—The serious dual cultivation technique sounded anything but serious. Li Xu wasn't idle either, sealing the skills of his pet team one by one into his dantian: Little Gray Plane's lightning, Black-striped Tiger's meow, and Big Blue Ox's charge. The tribulation lightning of the Nine Heavens failed to seal, almost electrocuting him. The aftermath of a night of cultivation: half his hair was bald, two trees were broken, three stones were shattered, and five iron pots were broken. Zhou Xiaowu's consciousness wandered around Li Xu's body, controlling him to nod, wink, and touch his nose—so comical that the two senior sisters couldn't help but laugh. Li Xu wished them "bigger bellies," and two symmetrical bumps appeared on his head. The guinea pig taught him: "Don't tell girls she has a big belly, especially if she loves snacks." Please bookmark and follow for more updates!

24. 774 坠 After Falling Off a Cliff, I Devoured All Things and Became a God 坠崖后，我靠吞噬万物成神 Big Brother Wang, Who Loves Cola喜欢喝可乐的王大哥Eastern Fantasy210k WordsOngoing The Qingyun Sect calls me the biggest good-for-nothing. I've been stuck at the first level of the Skin Tempering Realm for three years, trampled by everyone. Zhang Biao broke my knees and threw me off the Demonfall Cliff. “Good-for-nothing, you might as well die down there!” Who knew the bottom of the cliff would be where I took off! [Ding! Myriad Things Evolution System activated!] Devour poisonous herbs, and my skin becomes hard as iron. Devour demon beasts, and I gain boundless strength. Devo 236Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 775 让 You Were Asked to Fill a Spot, So Why Did One Song, 让你凑数，你一首万疆杀穿全场？ A Quarter Past Five卯时一刻Urban810k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes an NPC brought in just to make up the numbers. Despite everyone counting him out, one song, "Myriad Lands," bursts onto the scene and sets the whole venue ablaze! The line, "Sharing every hardship and every blessing, we stand tall with our backs straight," has every audience member rising to their feet in solemn respect. As "Myriad Lands" sweeps the venue, it also sparks heated discussion online. "Our land is boundless, built on benevol 7.4kReads8.7Score62314d adds
26. 776 地 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害，满京城吃大瓜 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 55.4kReads8.5Score7.7k14d adds

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    There's no dog at home, so I just laugh like a screaming chicken in the middle of the night and get a double beating from my parents.

27. 777 养 My Adoptive Father Is Scum? My Undercover Identity Is Exposed! 养父是人渣？我卧底身份被曝光！ Don't Take My Kidney别嘎腰子Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Also known as: “Memory Trial: My Name Cleared,” “I'm Not a Great Villain,” and “Who Is the Undercover Agent?” An undercover police officer is brought to trial and sentenced to death. A live broadcast of his memories reveals a major case spanning thirty years. Brothers who could betray him at any moment, colleagues with multiple identities, friends secretly plotting behind the scenes. In this dark forest of distrust, no one dares reveal who they really are. As the truth is pieced together bit by 3.7kReads9.0Score38614d adds

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    The second book is absolutely fantastic, highly recommended; don't be fooled by the title of the fifth book, it's genuinely hilarious; as for the eighth book, it's incredibly funny until the female lead appears, but after that, I feel it's a bit less entertaining.

28. 778 摆 Fortune-Telling at a Street Stall: From the Start, I Was Given a Banner Calling Me the Bane of Evil 摆摊算命，开局被授罪恶克星锦旗 I Predicted Your Prediction我预判了你的预判Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Fortune-telling + livestreaming + comedy + ghosts and monsters + female lead? (There is romance, so please don’t attack me if it’s not your thing.)] After pretending to be crazy in an asylum for ten years, Xu Lang is finally released and awakens the “Make Your Tall Tales Come True” System. With his mastery of the mystical art in Questions to Heaven, and the System’s support, Xu Lang sets off on an extraordinary life! He’s barely set up his fortune-telling stall when a fugitive who’s been on the 3.1kReads8.9Score32214d adds
29. 779 她 She Swapped Bodies with the Tyrant and Went on a Rampage! 她，与暴君互换后，杀疯啦！ Little Chubby, Run!小胖子快跑Ancient Romance371k WordsCompleted [Soul swap + transmigrate into a book + sweet, funny romance + going off the rails + tyrant + wish fulfillment + both leads are each other's first and only] Yun Yaoyao transmigrated into a book, becoming a foolish, timid cannon-fodder character who doesn't even survive the first chapter. No problem. If my family plots against me, I'll assassinate the emperor and wipe out my own clan! But after killing the emperor, Yun Yaoyao was horrified to discover that she and the tyrant had swapped bodies! T 26.7kReads9.5Score4.4k14d adds

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    Funny and addictive, quality guaranteed for the length 👌👌👌

30. 780 新 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 Listening To Rain At Star Pond星池听雨Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 9.1kReads8.4Score1k14d adds

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    This book is hilarious, I burst out laughing in every chapter!

31. 781 送 The Suicide Route: From the Start, I Jump Off the Roof in Front of the Entire School 送死流：开局当着全班师生面跳楼 Dandelions and Cacti蒲公英和仙人掌Urban207k WordsOngoing [Die-to-win style + lighthearted humor + paraquat + seeking death + Chinese proverbs] I'm just Ling Chen. I'm simply not afraid of dying. [ Ding! Host has died. Die-to-win System successfully bound. ] [ Ding! System reward: paraquat. ] [ Friendly reminder: paraquat can only be consumed by the Host. It has no effect on anyone else. ] [ Ding! Daily death-seeking sign-in task complete. ] Others: Eggs and milk for breakfast. Ling Chen: Eggs and paraquat for breakfast. Ling Chen: “Quick, kill 2Reads7.3Score114d adds
32. 782 只EN As Long as I Outlive You All, I Can Be Invincible 只要把你们都熬死，我就能无敌 Sour Candy酸宝Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Cultivation is a path toward immortality, but one’s lifespan eventually runs out. That is why cultivators must keep advancing, becoming saints and emperors to extend their lives. Chen Xia, however, was the complete opposite. Ever since he transmigrated, he had been immortal, and he had also gained a stat-allocation System. For every year he lived, he earned one attribute point. And so, a legend arose throughout the Myriad Worlds about an ultimate schemer. “A gentleman’s revenge is never too late 69.6kReads9.3Score6.6k14d adds
33. 783 开 From the Start, I Ate the Campus Beauty 开局我吃了校花 Lamplighter秉灯人Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Everyone has imagined that there might be something mysterious in this world, right? Have you imagined taking a train to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? Have you imagined a beautiful senior pulling up in a Ferrari to hand you an acceptance letter from Cassell College at the school gates? Have you imagined that when you feel lost and alone, a swordsman from an ancient sect will descend from the sky and tell you, “You’ve been chosen!”? Congratulations. Your fantasies have come true. Th 13.5kReads9.1Score1.4k14d adds

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    I guarantee you'll laugh so hard your head will fall off; if you don't laugh, you owe me 10 cents.

34. 784 元 The Elements Descend: I’m the Dark-Type Spokesperson 元素降临：我为暗黑系代言 The Monk Who Never Bathes不洗澡的和尚Urban847k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Academy + Elemental Powers + Awakening for All + Dark Style!] Ten mysterious elements have descended upon the world, and every species has the chance to awaken its own elemental powers. To resist the invasion of ferocious beasts, the world of supernatural abilities has established six Super God Academies, twenty-four major ability guilds, and countless small and medium-sized organizations. Lin Li had already given up hope of awakening elemental powers, but on his eighteenth birthday, h 2.6kReads8.4Score27114d adds

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    ① The protagonist's goofy antics and various outrageous actions are all showcased in the spiritual energy revival within one person 🤩🤩🤩 ② The book is hilarious enough in the beginning, but it gets a bit dark later on, which I personally enjoyed 😘😘😘 ③ You can tell how funny it is just from the title. The protagonist has two personalities: one childish and one aloof. My talent is 3S, that's your limit, it's 3S level 😀😀😀

35. 785 关 How I Turned My Childhood Friend, the Film Emperor, into My Number One Hater 关于我把青梅竹马影帝熬成“头号黑粉”这回事 Grapes Can't Spit Out Ivory葡萄里吐不出象牙11k WordsCompleted How I Turned My Childhood Friend, the Movie Star, Into His “Biggest Hater” 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A smile makes you ten years younger; try it and see.

36. 786 重 Reborn as a Turtle: Picked Up by Sun Dasheng from the Start 重生成龟：开局被孙大圣捡到 Lu Yuan路远Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing [Journey to the West + System + Evolution] I was born a turtle, and I’m sorry. When Lin Fang woke up, he found himself in another world, having become a little turtle. There was also a monkey beside him, talking about seeking immortality, visiting sacred mountains, and learning the art of eternal life. Lin Fang scoffed. That is, until a heavy rain revealed a sacred mountain before them. Lingtai Mountain? Crescent Moon Cave? The Patriarch of Bodhi looked at the monkey and said, “Disciple, I shall 1kReads8.7Score17714d adds
37. 787 我 I, I-I-I-I, Am from Different Times and Spaces 我，我我我我我，来自不同时空 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban3.0M WordsCompleted The original novel behind the motion comic Hi, Su Chen [Lighthearted comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Everyday urban life] [No System] I am a zombie with no morals. I am a cold-blooded, ruthless assassin. I am a student with a rotten character. I am an arrogant, spoiled celebrity. I am an immortal consumed by lust. I am a scholar who has lost all humanity. I want to kill myself! I want to stay alive! I want to escape this world! I'm plotting to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior everyone look 29.4kReads9.1Score3.6k14d adds
38. 788 再 If I Listen to This Old Six Sing Again, I’ll Be the Biggest Sucker Alive 再听这老六唱的歌，我就是大冤种 Beneath the Flowers and Moon花前月下Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Hey, weren't you just supposed to fill in for someone? How did you become the King of Pop?] Ye Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a temporary staff member on the show Who's the King of Singers! Just then, the diva Liu Xi, who is scheduled to perform last, comes down with a bad cold and can't take the stage. The backstage area descends into chaos. The chief director can't find a hapless singer to fill in at the last minute. Ye Ming: "I can go on, but you'll have to pay me extra.. 1.8kReads6.9Score13214d adds
39. 789 别 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色，我只是想有个家 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction15k WordsCompleted Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 104Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The three girls each possessed a unique charm, with the one in the center having gentle features and a faint, sweet fragrance of willow branches emanating from her. Without a doubt, this was Zhenzhen, the embodiment of Guanyin Bodhisattva, whom I had longed for and yearned for for thousands of years. Just one glance from afar caused my long-dormant heart to pound uncontrollably, my cheeks to burn, and my whole body to feel light as a feather. The frustration of leaving Gao Village and the bitterness of unrequited love vanished in an instant. Hearing the commotion, the old woman in the hall slowly came out, a kind smile on her face. Her gaze swept over the four of us, master and disciples, and she spoke softly, "Elders, your journey west must be arduous. Please come in and take a seat. I have prepared tea and snacks to entertain you." Tang Sanzang quickly bowed and thanked her politely. Sha Wujing stood obediently behind his master, while Sun Wukong frowned, constantly alert to any movement around him. Only I, completely ignoring the old woman's politeness, was fixated on Zhenzhen, looking utterly bewitched. Seeing this, the old woman sighed, feigning a worried expression.

40. 790 我 The Battle of Wits Between My Son and Me 我与儿子的斗智斗勇 Grapes Can't Spit Out Ivory葡萄里吐不出象牙Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted The Battle of Wits Between Me and My Son —Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 791 他 He Can Knock Lü Bu Out with One Punch, and You Call Him a Strategist? 他一拳能打死吕布，你管这叫谋士 Chancellor, Don't Go Wild丞相别浪Historical3.6M WordsOngoing Synopsis: Wang Xiao transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and obtains the Peerless Strategist System. But its reward is maxed-out combat ability, and he can only keep it permanently by becoming a strategist. With no other choice, Wang Xiao goes to Cao Cao to apply for a strategist position. On his very first day, he beats Dian Wei to a pulp right in front of Cao Cao. Dian Wei: "I knew I might lose, but I never thought I'd lose to a strategist!" Lu Bu: "Cao Cao's forces must really be short 23.9kReads8.9Score2.1k14d adds
42. 792 天 Oh My God! I've Turned Into a Turtle 天啊！我变成了龟 Toward Thirty往三十Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsCompleted At a young age, I became a thousand-year-old tortoise. Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Devour, Combine, and Evolve System. A dirt dragon has been found ahead. Devour, combine, and evolve: Earth Dragon Turtle. And so began my bizarre life... 11.4kReads8.8Score1.1k14d adds
43. 793 老 Trust Me, Cao Cao, I'm Really Not Zhuge Wolong! 老曹信我，我真不是诸葛卧龙！ Red Lamb Wolf红羔狼Historical1.4M WordsCompleted "They say that with either Wolong or Fengchu, you can bring peace to the land. I have Mr. Zhuge, so the land can know peace." Cao Cao smiled at the young man before him. "Hey, Old Cao, don't get carried away. Trust me, I'm really not Zhuge Liang." Zhuge Qiu looked at Cao Cao with exasperation. He never expected that after transmigrating by accident, Cao Cao would mistake him for Zhuge Liang. "I understand what you mean, sir. Keep a low profile, keep a low profile." Cao Cao replied with a smile, 1.3kReads8.4Score13114d adds
44. 794 综 Wuxia Crossover: Wandering the Martial World 综武：人在武侠四处溜达 Dark Night, Moon and Dawn闇夜月晨Male-Channel Fanfiction305k WordsOngoing No pairing breakups, feel-good story, Naruto, exposure, phones, and fake justice. Ye Qing transmigrates into a martial arts world, traveling far and wide to witness all the splendor of the jianghu. The blurb can't do it justice. Please read the story. 676Reads5.3Score—14d adds

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45. 795 三 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 80Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 796 重 Reborn as an Emperor in the Three Kingdoms 重生三国当皇帝 You and Me Back Then你我当初Historical5.0M WordsCompleted Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master says he’s sick again!” Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master has caused trouble again!” Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master has gone missing again!” Cao Cao slammed the table and roared, his face livid. “I, Cao Mengde, have been brilliant all my life. How did I end up with such a rebellious son?” Xu Chu: “My lord, the young master killed Lu Bu!” Xu Chu: “The young master has captured Ye City!” Cao Cao threw his head back and laughed. “That’s my son, all right! Wher 8.3kReads8.5Score66014d adds
47. 797 海 One Piece: My Son Is Garp 海贼王之我的儿子是卡普 Pig Knight肥猪骑士Anime Fanfiction2.1M WordsCompleted It takes ten years to grow a tree and a hundred years to cultivate a person. For the sake of the next generation, I gave everything I had. In the end, this bunch of ingrates didn't know what was good for them. Many years later, after Garp became a hero of the Marines... Garp: I owe my achievements today to the fact that my father didn't beat me to death back then. Sengoku: Back then, I was afraid he'd punch me to death. Tsuru: I'm a delicate woman, but I never expected him to hit me even harder 5.1kReads8.5Score27714d adds
48. 798 火 Naruto: From the Start, I Said I Would Conquer the World 火影：开局我说要征服世界 Dark Night, Moon and Dawn闇夜月晨Anime Fanfiction363k WordsOngoing Golden-style wuxia abilities: The world is vast, but I'm the greatest. Gender-bending daily life and bullying Uchiha Itachi. Ye Xian transmigrates into the Uchiha Hitoshi of Naruto and gains all the miraculous martial arts of the Golden-style wuxia stories as a child. Hmph, Konoha's F4 want to wipe out the Uchiha? I'll turn the entire Shinobi World into my pasture. 317Reads5.2Score—14d adds
49. 799 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 800 重 Reborn in the 1970s: Grandma, Today It's Your Turn to Get Divorced 重生七零：奶，今天轮到您离婚啦 Great Golden Immortal大罗金仙Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Also known as: Reborn in the 1970s as a Lucky Little Carp with Space Tens of billions in supplies, serving the country, the family’s darling, adorable child, satisfying story In her previous life, Shen Danluo’s family was harmed by her wicked second uncle, and she avenged them all by herself. Now she has been reborn with a space that can exchange for all kinds of supplies. In this life, she will change everyone’s tragic fate. Take down the worst offenders and punish the scum. Then quietly make a 34.6kReads9.5Score4.4k14d adds

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    This book is absolutely amazing! The female lead, Shen Danluo, is as cute as a bouncy little sweet bean. In her past life, her family was terribly betrayed by her wicked second uncle. She beat up the villain and successfully avenged herself, even being reborn with a space that could exchange resources. In this life, she's determined to do big things: rewrite tragic scripts, kick out the most eccentric characters, and quietly make a fortune. However, her path to wealth takes a sudden turn, veering off course like a "tadpole looking for its father." The new fathers she finds are all incredibly powerful, forming a "Dad Team"! During this time, the Shen family's various "eccentric armies" (broom army, tigress army, and doll army) collectively debut and become famous [laughs][laughs][laughs]. The Shen family, wiped out in the previous generation, is now incredibly powerful, transforming into "crime crushers," relentlessly slaying the bad guys and achieving a legendary comeback. I laughed so hard I almost pounded the bed!

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