Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书
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- 651 Intel: The Campus Belle Is a Martial Goddess, and the System Says I Should Cling to Her 情报：校花是武神，系统建议我抱 Martial arts assessment: F-grade, barely a star. True qi density: 0.3, not even as much as a fart. The whole school laughed: “Chen Lang the loser! Chen Lang the loser!” Chen Lang was used to it. Then the System activated [Today’s Intelligence: The school beauty, Su Wan’er, will practice swordsmanship on the rooftop tonight. She’s actually the reincarnation of the Martial God.] [System Recommendation: Get on her good side.] [Friendly Reminder: If you do it wrong, she’ll beat you to death.] Chen L —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 652 Reborn as the Villainess, I Keep the Male Lead for Myself from the Start 穿成恶毒女配，开局我先圈养男主 Does a girl transmigrated into the role of a villainess have to cling to the male lead to survive? Faced with the male lead, covered in wounds and brutally humiliated, Yu Tai smiled faintly and showed everyone how to sleep with the male lead from the start. Worried about getting caught in a romantic rivalry with the original heroine? She glanced at the demon beast she'd raised like a daughter. Yu Tai sighed. How about meeting the heroine who insists on taking a male form? After her identity as a 10kReads9.4Score1.2k14d adds
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Great Ming: No More Pretending, Your Grandpa Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明：不装了，你爷爷我是朱元璋
Zhu Shou woke up one morning to find that he had transmigrated to the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty. His family was fairly well-off, but to his shock, he discovered that he was a wastrel with a brain disorder. After calculating the date of Crown Prince Zhu Biao’s impending early death, Zhu Shou hurried to discuss an important matter with his grandfather, who had always looked after him. “Old man, Crown Prince Zhu Biao is about to die. We’d better run!” That one sentence left his grandfather stu
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- 654 A Collection of Over a Thousand Folk Ghost Stories 民间鬼故事合集一千多篇 My new work is here! Feel free to head over to Tomato Novel to read it. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 655 My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总，会点读心术怎么了？ This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h 12kReads9.4Score1.7k14d adds
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A Fake Cooking God Goes on a Show and Accidentally Becomes the Real Deal 骗子厨神上节目，一不小心成真了
I transmigrated. Good news: I’m famous and hailed as the God of Cooking. Bad news: The whole thing is fake. I only got here through hype, rigged competitions, and bribed judges. Being famous despite having no skill would be bad enough, but Jiang Zhou discovers that his former self used his reputation to fleece people, too. Charging sky-high fees for apprenticeships, building restaurant chains, and doing whatever it took to make money. With the whole internet cursing him and his reputation in tat
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In Another World, I Use Taoist Arts to Empty My Enemy's Warehouse 到了异世，我用道术搬空仇人仓库
An alternate history setting. Please do not compare this story with real history! Gou Yunshu, a modern Daoist exorcist, was betrayed by her best friend during an exorcism. She was struck down by heavenly retribution, killed by a bolt of lightning. She transmigrated into the body of a young girl in the Great Xia Kingdom of the Republican era and discovered that her grandfather had been captured by the Japanese army. To rescue him, she took her younger siblings, bought a house, and left Laolongtan
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All Humanity Escapes Prison to Survive, but I'm the Only One Who Breaks Free 全人类越狱求生，只有我逃脱牢笼
The world is in upheaval! Lin Yu wakes up one night locked in a prison cell. And in three months, all of humanity will be locked up too! The prison has the world's most elite guards and armed security. Breaking out is harder than reaching the heavens! Everything costs money here, and the only way to earn it is by working a sewing machine. Just as people around the world fight tooth and nail for a chance to escape, Lin Yu wakes up and binds himself to the Escape Master System. He starts with an S
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- 659 Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕，我只是单纯变态 [A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p 21.2kReads9.5Score3.2k14d adds
- 660 The Dragon-Suppressing Coffin and the King of Hell's Fate 镇龙棺，阎王命 They severed my tendons and buried me alive in a sealed coffin, but they didn’t know I was born with the fate of the King of Hell! [Folk horror, feng shui and talismans, incense offerings] Feng shui and fortune-telling, painted-skin demons and spirit summoning, walking in the shadows and corpse driving, corpse-raising spells and curses, yin tattoos and talismanic needles, puppets controlled by strings, red doors sealed with wax, Dogs digging graves on Burial Mound Ridge, ghosts feasting in the R 308.4kReads9.4Score27.5k14d adds
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If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待
System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh
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- 662 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧，但还是成万人迷了哈哈！ The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 33.1kReads9.5Score5.1k14d adds
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Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年
(Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea.
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- 664 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 89.8kReads9.6Score11.6k14d adds
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In the 1980s, I Opened My Eyes and Pounced on the Broad-Shouldered, Slim-Waisted, Cold Military Officer 八零睁眼就扑倒宽肩细腰高冷军少
[Military Marriage + Satisfying Revenge, No Taking Abuse + Devoted Hero + Putting Scumbags in Their Place + Family Life + Officers + Commanders + King of Soldiers] When Shen Xia wakes up after getting a second chance at life, there’s a man with an eight-pack beside her, his arm wrapped around her waist. She tries to slip away quietly, but he pulls her closer until their noses are almost touching. “Don’t move.” He holds her wrist, leaving no room for resistance. She lies against his strong chest
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Reverse-Cultivating the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra Somehow Became a Supreme Immortal Art 逆练玉女心经，竟然成至尊仙功
Huang Ye transmigrates and is reborn, only to be attacked from the start by the maid assigned to his bedchamber. The person behind it is shrouded in mystery. To unravel the deadly plot, Huang Ye has no choice but to rack his brains and find a way to save himself. As his abilities continue to grow, he gradually discovers this strange, unknown world. Starting with accepting the maid, he encounters a female mentor, an older-sister type, a loli, a spirit, an ice-cold beauty, twin female ghosts, a de
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Killing Ghosts Makes Me Stronger, and Now I Can't Stop! 杀鬼就变强，我直接杀疯了！
[Madness + System + Hilarious Ghost-Beating + Feel-Good] The supernatural is a sow? And you're a butcher! “I was such a fool, truly.” He muttered to himself. “I knew I should follow the girl I had a crush on when choosing my major, but I didn't know she was applying for International Finance and Trade, while I got assigned to Postpartum Care for Sows...” That night, students throughout the dormitory were jolted awake by nightmares. They heard insane laughter and shrill screams coming from the h
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Delta Force: My Perks Are a Little Unorthodox 三角洲：我的词条有点不正经
[The rating just opened, so it’ll go up] [Delta Force + comedy antics + livestreaming + daily life + esports] In a parallel world, Delta Force becomes a sensation even before its servers open, with its popularity skyrocketing through the stratosphere! Lu Ye is an utterly ordinary college student, dragged and shoved into the game by his roommates. Who would’ve thought he’d awaken a cheat from the start: a full-attribute stats panel and a trait-drawing System! Looking at his bottom-of-the-barrel s
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After I Discovered My Wife Was Cheating 发现妻子出墙后
After discovering his wife was cheating on him
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What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙
What a perfect time to catch them in the act
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- 671 Betrayed After Ten Years of Love, My Dreams Shattered into Grief 相爱十年的背叛，我梦碎成殇 Betrayed after ten years of love, my dreams shattered into heartbreak 36Reads—Score—14d adds
- 672 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜，她让我记一辈子 That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 630Reads—Score3314d adds
- 673 Reborn on the Night My Entire Family Was Slaughtered 重生回全家被杀当夜 Reborn on the night her entire family was murdered 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 674 You Want to Split 60,000 with Me? I Started Out Worth 50 Million! 分我六万？我开局身价五千万！ You Only Want to Give Me Sixty Thousand? I'm Worth Fifty Million from the Start! 509Reads—Score—14d adds
- 675 Forbidden Surrender: Monday Through Thursday, I Belong to Him 禁忌沉沦：周一到周四，我是他的 Forbidden Descent: Monday to Thursday, I Belong to Him 307Reads—Score1614d adds
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I'm a Master? How Come I Didn't Know? 我是高手我怎么不知道
"Feel-good power fantasy"[Words Become Law]+ [Overactive Imaginations]+ [Ensemble Cast] Original title: I’m a Master, So Why Don’t I Know It? Xiao Ranshu suspects this world has gone mad! The dog she picked up is the fearsome Wolf King, renowned for his incredible combat prowess? The servant she hired while out shopping is a great sea monster from the merfolk? That silly rabbit is a Taotie that feeds on dragons... Xiao Ranshu slams the table in fury. “Bullshit! My pets are sweet, cute, and obedi
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- 677 Stand-In for the White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Have It! 替身白月光，谁想谁来当！ The Stand-In White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Take It! 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 678 She's My Underling and My Wife 她是我小弟，也是我老婆 She's My Little Brother, and Also My Wife 977Reads—Score—14d adds
- 679 The White Moonlight Is Great, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 白月光虽好，但我会带球跑！ The Moonlight Is Lovely, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 55Reads—Score—14d adds
- 680 Dad, I’m Not Going 爸爸，我不去 Dad, I Don't Want to Go 315Reads—Score1114d adds
- 681 Reborn in the First Sino-Japanese War: I Built the Strongest Navy 重生甲午：我打造了最强海军 Reborn + resource exploration System + building an independent power base + First Sino-Japanese War + anti-Qing revolution + raising a massive army + naval warfare + global domination + power fantasy Modern man Zhong Sinian is unexpectedly reborn as the prefect of Qiongzhou in 1884, and is bound to a resource exploration System. Using the System's precise identification of resources such as coal and iron ore, he quietly establishes himself in Qiongzhou, opening munitions factories, training a pr 6Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 682 The Whole Family Are Good-for-Nothings, Beaten into the Textbooks by a Centenarian Granny 全家废物，被百岁老太揍上教科书 Fu Ying devoted her life to her country, earning countless honors and leaving behind legends in every field, along with more big-shot disciples than anyone could count. At a hundred years old, she was forced into retirement. She asked someone to help her find her long-lost blood relatives, hoping to spend her remaining years surrounded by family. But when she returned to a remote mountain village, she discovered things weren't as wonderful as she'd imagined. Her nephew had died, and his dreadful 2kReads9.3Score28814d adds
- 683 You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人，算你厉害 You Bastard, You Win This Time 2.8kReads—Score—14d adds
- 684 After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is on His Wife-Chasing Road to Ruin! 离婚后，总裁前夫他火葬场了！ After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is Desperate to Win Me Back! 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 685 My Years in the Great Ming 我在大明那些年 [The first long-life novel set in the Ming Dynasty on the entire internet] Li Qing transmigrates to the early Ming Dynasty and, through a twist of fate, becomes a disciple of Zhang Landa. He lives a carefree life for years. In the fifteenth year of the Hongwu era, Empress Ma falls gravely ill, and by chance, Li Qing becomes her attending physician. From then on, Li Qing begins his journey through the Ming Dynasty. He experiences the bloodshed and turmoil of the Hongwu era and gets caught up in t 244.6kReads9.4Score19k14d adds
- 686 Summer Confession on Campus 校园青上之夏日告白 A Summer Confession on Campus 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 687 Five Years with a Contraceptive Ring, and He Knelt in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 五年避子环，和离当天他跪穿祠堂 Five Years Wearing a Contraceptive Ring, He Knelt Until His Knees Bled in the Ancestral Hall on the Day We Parted 2.5kReads—Score—14d adds
- 688 EN My Junior Disciples Are All Overpowered, So I Have to Cheat! 师弟们都是大佬，那我只能开挂了 The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!” 124.5kReads9.4Score12.5k14d adds
- 689 A Trial Romance with My Contract Husband 试爱我的合约老公 Try Falling in Love with My Contract Husband 54Reads—Score—14d adds
- 690 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 652Reads—Score2014d adds
- 691 EN Mortal Bones, Immortal Destiny 凡骨 (The print edition is now available to buy online) The world's spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade: Heavenly Spiritual Bones. Second grade: Golden Spiritual Bones. Third grade: Mystic Spiritual Bones. Fourth grade: White Spiritual Bones. All the rest are ordinary bones, unfit for cultivation. Xu Taiping is an ordinary man with ordinary bones, yet he swears to prove to the cultivation world that ordinary bones can slay demons, ordinary bones can vanquish evil, and ordinary b 555.1kReads9.3Score68.8k14d adds
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Quick Transmigration: The Mission Is King 快穿之任务为王
[Quick Transmigration + the Myriad Worlds + Male Side Characters + Comeback + Some Romance] They were tools, experience points, stepping stones, existing only to make other people look impressive and find happiness. Original male and female leads: This is your fate! Faced with the protagonists' halos, Chang Qing decided to be himself. [1] From the start, he breaks off his engagement to the Dragon King's fiancée. Will the world come crashing down? Chang Qing: Sorry, I reinforced this with ti
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- 693 He Actually Stole My Wife 他竟偷走我的妻 He Actually Stole My Wife 1.4kReads—Score—14d adds
- 694 Starlight by My Ear: Deaf for Ten Years, He Heard Only Her Name 耳畔星光：他聋了十年，只听见她的名字 Starlight by the Ear: He Was Deaf for Ten Years, and the Only Thing He Heard Was Her Name 104Reads—Score714d adds
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The Savage Era 蛮荒记
[Primordial World, Invincible, Otherworld, the Myriad Worlds, Female Lead, No Harem, World-Destroying] One flower, one world. One leaf, one pursuit. One song, one sigh. One lifetime devoted to one person. One glance, one breathtaking beauty. One step, one descent into obsession. One thought, one dream. One lifetime spent waiting for one person. Pangu, alone with an axe, fought across the highest heavens, all for the sake of waiting for one person in this life…
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- 696 Liu Ruyan's Bewitching Captive Love 柳如烟的蛊心囚爱 Liu Ruyan’s Enchanted Captive Love 44Reads—Score—14d adds
- 697 I Rely on Passive Skills to Become Invincible 我靠被动无敌于世 After transmigrating to a perilous otherworld, Lu Li discovers that every skill he awakened is a passive one. He heals when injured, reflects damage when hit, and revives on the spot after dying... What? Enemies who attack him even automatically drop treasure? From then on, Lu Li keeps going further down the path of courting death, while the number of his enemies dwindles. Years later, Lu Li spreads his hands helplessly: I want to keep a low profile, but my strength won't let me! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 698 The Dragon Son-in-Law and Ghost Doctor 龙婿鬼医 [Married into her family] [Sweet romance] [Doting dad] [Special forces king] Meeting and parting are all fate, and a thousand-mile bond of marriage can be forged in a single night. A fleeting marriage leaves regrets in life, so he sets out a thousand miles to find his wife and rekindle their bond! Since we parted, my thoughts have stayed with you; how many times have I dreamed we were together? Tonight, I hold up the silver lamp to look at you, still afraid that our reunion is only a dream. 25Reads—Score—14d adds
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Uncanny World, Save Me, Miss! 诡异世界，大小姐救我！
Also known as: I Survive Rule-Based Horror by Clinging to Powerful Allies. Chen Feng, a funny guy in a horror world and a regular at the bar, is tricked into a paranormal university. To survive the strange instance worlds governed by one bizarre rule after another, he needs to latch onto a powerful ally. His current one is about to graduate, so he sets his sights on the next: a little Taoist girl whose father kept her locked up for eighteen years, and who has been learning Maoshan magic since el
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- 700 She Ran After Her First Love at Our Wedding 婚礼上她追着白月光跑了 She ran after her first love at our wedding. 188Reads—Score—14d adds
