Books So Funny I Laugh in the Middle of the Night and Kick My Dog Out the Window 半夜笑到把自家狗子一脚踹出窗户的书

552 因 I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I Put Every Point into Defense 因为怕痛所以全点防御力了 Fish and Meat鱼和肉Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsOngoing Bathing in magma, sleeping in ancient killing formations; Riding a heavy armored vehicle to rampage across other worlds; Taking on immortals and Buddhas with a Gundam police robot and Godzilla... I got myself a Stat System, and from then on, I put every point into defense! What can I say? I'm afraid of pain! The Great Golden Immortals in other worlds are all vicious, and every one of them knows the Great Heavenly Dragon technique. They hold little meetings every day to figure out how to break th 4.9kReads8.6Score46714d adds

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Book 1: Unkillable, indestructible no matter what, this damned defense is making the enemy weep (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) Book 2: Male lead: "System, I'm out of top-grade spiritual roots, can you get me some?" System: "No problem, I'll snatch them for you right now." From then on, the system was either scavenging resources or on its way to scavenging resources. And the male lead? Friendly reminder: 1. Don't read this while eating, I'm afraid you'll spit out your food. 2. Don't read this while sleeping at night, I'm afraid your family will knock on the door and scold you for laughing so loudly in the middle of the night.

554 这 This Real Young Master Is No Gentleman, and He Throws Himself at a Bad Girl 这真少爷不正经，主动投怀坏女 Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban218k WordsOngoing [Eating, eating, eating] [Multiple Heroines] [Campus Romance] [Surreal Comedy] [Succubus + Scheming Male Lead + White Moonlight Who Didn’t Die + Chasing the Male Lead + Sweet and Angsty] Su Yibai read a surreal wish-fulfillment novel, only to find that its ending had the long-lost real young master return to his family, get framed by the Su siblings, and then forgive them outright! The accusation was just a misunderstanding, and soon the domineering older brother became his doting big bro, while 305Reads—Score16914d adds

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I can't take it anymore, there are just too many laughs, hahaha~.

556 女 The Massage Therapist Wanted to Stay the Night at My House, So I Gave Her a Stern Rebuke! 女技师要去我家留宿，被我怒斥！ Liu Bin刘斌Urban294k WordsCompleted [A feel-good story about venting emotions, criticizing harmful customs, and spreading positive energy] As tensions between men and women escalate, a show called Street Test: Are There Any Good Men in the World? is launched to expose men’s ugly true colors. It is produced by three top financial groups. The production team invites beautiful women from all walks of life, influencers, celebrities, campus belles, and others to randomly test men on the street. Any passerby who passes the test will rec 1.4kReads8.0Score14014d adds

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Wow, if these books aren't funny, then there really aren't any funny books at all. After reading them, my herniated disc, which I'd had for years, was cured!

557 是 Who Blew Up Earth? None of You Are Getting Away 是谁炸了地球？你们一个也跑不了 Xiao Xiao Fish and Crab霄霄鱼蟹Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Starships] [Sci-Fi] [Lighthearted] The protagonist, Luo Yan, is the king of special forces. After becoming paralyzed from the waist down, he stays at home and lies flat, unaware even of the momentous fact that Earth is about to be destroyed. Just before Earth explodes, he is sitting on the toilet when he receives an impossible mission: take command of the Thirty-Third Fleet and lead it to escape alive. Less than ten minutes remain before Earth's destruction. Can a cripple make it to the under 1.5kReads—Score10214d adds

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No way! If you kick his puppy out of the porthole, the starship will leak air. That would be hilarious!

561 从 Starting with Ying Zheng: Emperors of Every Dynasty Arrive One After Another 从嬴政开始：历代君王陆续降临 A Bowl of Hot Dry Noodles来碗热干面Historical1.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + humorous + adventure] History buffs, enter at your own risk After Qin Shi Huang died, he was transported to a walled city. One day inside equaled one year in the outside world. Each time the city gates opened, the setting was different, bringing all kinds of fantastical adventures. On the third day, Hu Hai arrived. “Father, you have to get justice for me!” Twelve days later, Liu Bang arrived. “Brother Zheng, don't tell me you still don't know your Qin has fallen!” Wang Mang arriv 144.2kReads9.6Score23.1k14d adds

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The first book is really good. If it's not good, I'll twist my head off and let you kick it like a ball.

562 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14.2kReads8.5Score1.5k14d adds

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The rating just came out, it'll probably go up. The protagonist is an alternate version of Ash and Red from a parallel world, with his own story, his own team, and his own path to becoming a Pokémon Master. There's no system, no rebirth, no time travel (unless you consider traveling from this world to Greenery counts, then disregard what I said). It's based on the original world setting, with some personal additions. All the Pokémon are humanized, and the protagonist is both silly and passionate. The story is absolutely exciting and hilarious, please support and check it out!

564 诡EN Anomaly Containment Facility, You're Containing Me, a Human? 诡异收容所，你收容我一个人类？ Yi Chen逸臣Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [No System]+ [No Heroine]+ [Cthulhu]+ [No Tired Tropes] (Also known as: Sequence: Ascension to Godhood) The Dark Prison has merged with reality, and bizarre creatures are invading the world through the “Gates.” An organization has quietly emerged, calling themselves the Wardens. They keep the bizarre creatures behind the “Gates,” and capture and contain any that make it into the world. Lu Xiao accidentally fell into the Dark Prison and lived there alone for three years. After the Wardens discove 51.7kReads9.2Score5k14d adds

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I'm currently following this series, but it's incredibly good and hilarious! The protagonist is shameless, the sixth brother, and also incredibly strong and terrifying, possessing bizarre superpowers! Due to an accident, he lived alone in the Dark Prison for three years. It was so lonely; what outsiders found terrifying and horrifying, the protagonist found adorable and endearing!

568 游 Reality Invaded by Games: I Became a God as Jiahao 游戏入侵现实：我扮演嘉豪成神 Lord of the Purple Pavilion紫阁阁主大人Sports107k WordsCompleted [Act Tough and Get Stronger? You Got It!] Everyone at school laughed at Li Jiahao for putting on a tough-guy act. He hid his face behind a black mask and strutted around every day, but in reality he was a total weakling. He was always saying things like: “Back row, by the window: the king’s homeland.” “So this is Earth? Interesting.” “With the sun and moon in my hands and stars at my fingertips, no one in this world can match my greatness!” Then the sky split and the earth shattered. Games invad 11Reads—Score—14d adds

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Abstract, funny, and stress-relieving!

573 只 Live Long Enough, and No One Can Beat Me 只要活的够久，就没人是我对手 The Day I Ascended to Godhood成神这天Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [System]+ [Transmigration]+ [Playing It Safe] Xu Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world and obtains an Immortality System. The System’s only function is to extend his lifespan. Today’s run: lifespan +2 days Today’s boxing practice: lifespan +3 days Today’s kicking practice: lifespan +5 days “A gentleman’s revenge can wait five hundred years.” After Xu Fan waited five hundred years and finally found his enemy again, the only thing he could do was dance on his enemy’s grave. Question: What 10.2kReads9.0Score86914d adds

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The first book's opening was hilarious, it made me laugh so hard I almost died.

583 网 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Urban372k WordsCompleted Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.7kReads8.2Score17914d adds

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These two books are practically a "perpetual motion machine of laughter"! Every chapter is bursting with jokes, so densely packed that it's almost suffocating. I laughed so hard I was shaking like I was being electrocuted while reading them late at night—they're just too crazy, hahaha! 🤣⚡️

585 反 The Villain Just Wants to Slack Off, but the System Keeps Forcing Me to Do Evil 反派只想摸鱼摆烂系统却逼我作恶 Even Rabbits Want to Eat the Grass by Their Burrow兔子也想吃窝边草Eastern Fantasy566k WordsOngoing [Infamy +10,086, lifespan +100.86 days] Shen Mo transmigrates into the world of cultivation and becomes bound to the “Infamy for Life System.” In Guo Degang’s voice, the System urges him on: “Go! Steal that thousand-year-old spirit herb, then kick over the old beggar’s bowl by the roadside!” To stay alive, Shen Mo forces himself to play the villain, diligently acting the part of the cultivation world’s number-one scoundrel. He publicly humiliates the Chosen One, steals fated opportunities, commi —Reads—Score—14d adds

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The title sounds villainous, but the book actually has sound values. It looks funny, but it's actually quite profound. Updates are consistent, so following it is reassuring.

586 我 I'm a Locksmith, and You Want Me to Exorcise Demons and Ferry Souls? 我一个开锁匠，你让我摆妖渡魂？ A Big Bug Is Still a Bug大虫也是虫Mystery205k WordsCompleted Guo Cheng is a master locksmith who has never failed. Until one day, he opens a “lock” and unlocks the door to another world. From then on, his clients are no longer limited to people with security doors. They include the demon spirits that wander among the living. He picks locks to “lock” away danger, and ferries spirits so they can depart in peace. In the shadows of the city, demons and ghosts run rampant. Watch as a locksmith uses his skills to forge his own path as a ferryman between the wor 49Reads—Score—14d adds

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These two books are rated 9.9 By Tomato. I stumbled upon them by chance, and they're absolutely amazing! They're so funny, they're simply masterpieces. I stay up all night reading them, and I can't get enough of them. They're so good!

588 直 Livestream: Starting by Roasting Five Women 直播：从锐评五女一开始 Angry Neo愤怒的尼奥Urban271k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy] [Livestream memes] [Abstract humor master] [Peakology] Chen Feng, a top student, wakes up in a parallel world as a small-time streamer. His first big viral moment comes from roasting the looks of the Han group. After the ensuing controversy, he decides to try a different approach: “If telling the truth gets me attacked, then I'll specialize in all things absurd, ” A fan asks what to do about a love triangle. He pulls out a compass. “You know about the theory of emotional 70Reads—Score—14d adds

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This live-stream article has truly broken through the competition! It gained popularity through its sharp and witty commentary, and the combination of a "peak scholar" and an "abstract master" is absolutely brilliant. It's so full of jokes that I laugh every time I read it.

589 退 Retired Prodigy Player: Killing It on Livestream 退役神级选手，直播乱杀 Old Soldier Writing Late at Night深夜写字的老兵Sports159k WordsCompleted Su Wan was once a prodigy in her esports training team, but she was kicked out for refusing to throw matches. Now, she gets eliminated as soon as she lands in every livestream, while haters across the internet mock her as a useless trophy girl. One day, she was matched with a random player named “Bro Ye Just Wants Rank Points.” He spent the whole match lying low and doing nothing, gave her all the supplies, and predicted the danger zone with pinpoint accuracy. Everyone thought he was just along 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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A retired gaming legend, determined to give up, fools the entire internet audience by pretending to be bad. Haters constantly criticize his poor skills, but every time he faces a desperate situation, he pulls off godlike plays. His days pretending to be a random player are filled with endless laughter, leaving various streamers repeatedly defeated and on the verge of losing their composure. The constant hilarious face-slapping moments are incredibly addictive.

591 末 Doomsday Descends: The Campus Goddess Begs Me to Kill Her 末日降临：女神校花求我杀了她 Happy Little Dove快乐的小鸽子Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsCompleted (No saintly heroine + decisive and ruthless + power struggle and growth. The story takes a while to get going, so don't read if you dislike that. Moral guardians, don't come looking for attention.) Su Han transmigrates to a parallel world just as an apocalyptic crisis strikes, and his System activates. He gains lightning powers from the start, becoming the Thunder Lord. Lightning clears the way, and zombies are all reduced to charcoal. He encounters the cool and beautiful school belle Asama Meik 5.1kReads9.0Score61414d adds

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This is a truly captivating post-apocalyptic ensemble novel! The core appeal lies in the growth and expansion of the main characters' group. In the early stages, the protagonist fights alone, showcasing his individual charisma; later, as the team solidifies, they transition to coordinated teamwork, creating grand and epic battles. Of course, a major selling point is the harem of diverse companions (a veritable harem) surrounding the protagonist, whose interactions are full of joy and humor, serving as a significant source of laughs. Among the post-apocalyptic novels I've read, this one boasts a superior plot and outline, with a fast-paced and enjoyable narrative. I highly recommend it!

593 直 Livestreaming Airport Security: You Brought Your Graduation Project as a C4 Bomb 直播安检你把毕业设计当C4炸弹 One Oddity一只奇Urban235k WordsCompleted Li Techang takes part in a live reality show called “Job Swap,” working as a security screener at an airport. Li Techang: “Miss, I suspect you’re carrying something dangerous. Please cooperate with our investigation.” Beauty: “Sure, search me all you want!” Li Techang: “Please take off your boots.” “Please take off your stockings too!” Beauty: “I’m reporting you!” Viewers: “Streamer, what are you doing? Let that girl go and let me take over!” “Airport security can have moments this good? No way, 18Reads—Score—14d adds

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I recommend the first book. The streamer does a good deed every day, and the criminals' suffering points increase by 10,000. I'm laughing while they're crying. [Smirk]

595 恋 Dating Show: My Golden Finger Is the Master of Scumbags 恋综：我的金手指是渣男祖师爷 Tong Beibei童北北Urban3.2M WordsCompleted Tong Nanchen was an editing-channel creator on Earth who made clips of Jiangnan’s most devoted lover and the founding master of scumbags. One morning, he woke to find that he had transmigrated to a parallel world and activated the Scoundrel System. As long as his actions resembled those of the founding master, he would receive rewards. [Money is for women to look at, not for spending on them.], System activated. [When looking at a girl, look at her eyes first. If she isn’t looking at you, then l 12.7kReads8.4Score1.1k14d adds

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It's a great read! The first book features a high-IQ, unconventional romance and a celebrity comeback story. When the entire internet is condemning him as the ultimate scumbag, Tong Nanchen pulls off a brilliant move that leaves viewers in awe! As a top-notch strategist, he perfectly grasps the rules of variety shows, yet he falls for psychology professor He Jiajia. From a romantic script to a real-life trap, from being universally hated to becoming a viral sensation, he not only tears apart the scumbag image but also wins over the ultimate white moonlight. When a cold-faced strategist collides with a cunning female professor, this battle of wits and emotions becomes a memorable scene in a variety show. Are you brave enough to witness how a scumbag transforms into a top star? The second book features a wealthy family comeback and a contractual battle of wits. Jiang Ling, a fishmonger at the market, takes the blame for her best friend and unexpectedly gains a wealthy husband! She spends her days growing vegetables, raising fish, and disciplining rebellious middle school students, living a leisurely rural life. When a cold-faced CEO meets an unconventional, charming wife, from a fake marriage to a heartbreaking reversal, from family obstacles to everyone's support, who falls in love first in this contract marriage? A high-IQ, witty banter among all the characters, packed with laughs and high-energy moments – click to enjoy a survival guide to the rich and powerful!

596 让 They Asked You to Do Stand-Up, and You Went Viral Across the Internet? 让你说脱口秀，你直接爆火全网？ Happy Squid Liu楽鱿刘Urban761k WordsCompleted Jiang Chen transmigrates to a parallel world. His family's comedy club is about to go bankrupt. Just as he is debating whether to help his dad, the System awakens. As long as he makes the audience laugh, he earns rewards. An audience member asks, “Where's your dad?” Jiang Chen replies, “He drank the tea I made. Now he's gone.” An audience member asks, “I'm so poor, so how come I'm still this fat?” Jiang Chen replies, “You must've eaten your way into poverty!” “Do you have to pick an auspicio 1.3kReads8.1Score14314d adds

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Hilarious! 1️⃣ While others awaken combat skills, Bai Yi's system specializes in bizarre abilities: [Dad's Here] summons his father to take the hit, [Enemy's Ashamed, I'll Take Off His Clothes] forcefully removes equipment, [One Sword Opens the Butt Gate] professionally unclogs sewers... Even the BOSS begs: "Give me a quick death!" SSS-level school beauty certification: "My husband Bai Yi has the bearing of an emperor (silly version)..." 2️⃣ After transmigrating, Jiang Chen is bound to a hilarious system and uses stand-up comedy to save a theater on the verge of bankruptcy. From "pitiful" jokes to improvisational performances, this 8-year-old "kid" conquers the audience with his contrasting cuteness and sharp wit, even Shen Teng is impressed. The most amazing are those witty replies: "Do you need to choose a good day for your wedding?" "Of course, after all, there won't be any good days in the future..." 3️⃣ After Ying Yi transmigrated into the body of the emperor, he went crazy and courted death, cursing the empress dowager and confronting powerful ministers. As a result, the more he courted death, the more stable his throne became. When he was finally called "the greatest emperor of all time", he was laughing so hard he couldn't live! He made the "I don't want to be emperor" mentality into something amazing.

599 孤 An Orphan from the Start, Revered by All as a God 孤儿开局众人敬我如神 Ai Zhi艾直Eastern Fantasy235k WordsOngoing [A clear coming-of-age storyline · A diverse ensemble cast · Building a business · Occasional thrilling massacres · No System or formulaic tropes · A satisfying story with smart characters and charismatic supporting roles] After his homeland fell and his family was slaughtered, Pingfan was adopted by an old cripple and lived near a mysterious blacksmith. In an age of chaos, the old cripple clung to his obsession and gathered the remains of fallen soldiers. Then the old cripple died, too. When Pi —Reads—Score—14d adds

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It's so funny, I'll come back and yell at you if you don't like it.

600 阴 A Ghostly Performance, a Sensation Among the Living 阴间演出，阳间爆火 Three Kingdoms Artist三国艺术家Urban127k WordsCompleted [Comedy]+ [Funeral Mourner] I inherited my mother's job as a professional funeral mourner. I thought the job was just about wailing at funerals to set the mood. Then a big client came to me and asked me to cry like I was in The Phantom of the Opera, preferably with a bit of a rap beat. I gritted my teeth and went for it. At the funeral, all the guests whipped out their phones to film me singing, “Phantom~ ah~~ dancing on my grave, yeah yeah~~” The next day, I became famous, in a way I'd never ex 4Reads—Score—14d adds

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Super hilarious, haha!