Any Hilarious Xuanhuan Novels with a Shameless, Over-the-Top Protagonist and Funny Catchphrases? 超级装逼，很贱，有搞笑语录的小说没有，要求玄幻
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Invincible from the Start: Building a Faction to Stir Up the Myriad Worlds 开局无敌，创建势力搅动诸天
Invincible from the start, with a daily sign-in! The System is so ridiculously generous, I suspect it robbed other systems! I run into a local Child of Fortune. Huh? The System wants me to help the villain? Invincible in this world and bored out of my mind, I establish the Desolate Ancient Immortal Court. Every member is a Great Emperor. The moment we appear, the whole world is shaken!!! [Ding! Host has completed the mission: helped the villain kill the Child of Fortune and successfully defied f
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A Court Ruled by Treacherous Ministers: From the Start, I Teach the Empress a Lesson with the Imperial Whip 奸臣当道：开局打皇鞭教育女帝
“Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have controlled the government for ten years. Reward: Supreme Bone!” “Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have thrown the harem into chaos. Reward: Innate Dao Body!” “Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have defied the emperor and usurped his authority. Reward: Supreme Nine Cauldrons!” In a fantasy world, dynasties stand side by side and sects rise everywhere. Mo Bai, who transmigrated here, had planned to repay the late emperor for raising him and become a loyal, dev
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Cultivation Simulation: Everyone Else Farms National Fortune, I Farm Talent 修仙模拟：别人刷国运，我刷天赋
[Simulator + cultivation + national destiny] A cultivation realm descends upon Blue Star. The Heavenly Dao will select one lucky person from every country to travel to the cultivation world, and livestream their entire cultivation journey. Each country’s representative will have part of their cultivation level shared with the entire population! The people of Huaxia are thrilled. We know cultivation inside out! The rest of the world is miserable. They’ll have to learn those deadly Chinese charact
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The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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Miss Su, Your Husband Has Fallen Off 苏小姐，你老公掉了
[Absurd comedy] The powerful families force their way into the Su family, and the aristocratic clans make things difficult! A spy infiltrates the candidates to marry into the Su family. Su Yin rejects them all, then turns around and picks the most handsome man she can find on the street. But... Su Yin: “Why are they calling you Young Master?” Ye Xuanyi: “You heard wrong. I came to marry into your family with nothing to my name. You'll have to support me.” Su Yin: “I'm going out for a while.”
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You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊！这个僵尸我来
A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin
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A Life of Riding the Waves: My First Novel 一生全靠浪第一本书
Qin Changqing transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes an immortal sect’s live-in son-in-law. He discovers that he can improve his descendants’ aptitude, and years later, they all become powerful figures in the Immortal Realm! A father’s status rises with his sons: Changqing, the Immortal Father! Not an immortal daddy, but the father of an Immortal Emperor!
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Turning Trash into Treasure: From the Start, I Find a Fake-Dead Medusa 变废为宝：开局捡到假死美杜莎
[Empresses and female emperors + a bevy of beauties + fiery, exhilarating action] Xiao Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens a Turning Trash into Treasure System. He thinks the System is for collecting garbage, only to discover that it's actually specialized in reclaiming empresses and female emperors! His first recovery is Medusa, Queen of the Snakes; his second, the Willow Goddess Empress; his third, the Demon Queen; and his fourth, the Northern Territory's Demon Consort... Every o
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Fairy, Stop! If You Keep Trying to Dual Cultivate with Me, I’ll Call for Help 仙子止步，你要再双修我就喊人了
My new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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After the Divorce, the Villainous Stepmother Brings Blessings to the World! 和离后，反派后娘福载天下！
Su Xin peered into the secrets of fate and discovered that her terrible luck in this life was because someone had stolen her fortune and the merit she'd accumulated over a hundred lifetimes in her previous one! As she was pondering how to fix it, a bolt of lightning sent her back to her previous life. From the start, her stepfather had already packed her off to become someone else's stepmother. A wild System suddenly bound itself to her, too. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven troublesome k
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The Goofy Wang Erbao Suddenly Strikes It Rich 沙雕王二宝突然发财了
Everyone said Erbao was a bit of an idiot, but who knew he was one of a kind? He dug up ancestral graves and learned to appraise antiques. His methods were a little outrageous. He’d never fall for brainwashing or manipulation. If his worldview started itching, he’d scratch it himself! While everyone else burned incense and prayed to get rich, he dug up ancestral graves, refusing to believe in such things! When a fortune fell from the sky, let’s see how he handled it. A huge sum of money, a brill
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Ten Years of Study, Only to Discover It's a Martial Arts World 寒窗十年，才发现是武侠
[No System + Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils martial arts world] Ten years of hard study go unnoticed, then one day of martial arts training makes you famous across the land! After transmigrating to the Northern Song, Li Xianyu studies hard for ten years, planning to pass the imperial exam and land a minor government post. On his way to the exam, he runs into Duan Yu and Wang Yuyan. Li Xianyu is instantly stunned. “I’ve studied hard for ten years, and this is actually a martial arts world?” “Brother D
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Legend Management Bureau 传说管理局
(No harem, no formulaic plot, no invincibility, no System, no brainless decisions, and no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if any of that bothers you.) Du Yu dies an untimely death right at the beginning of the story. Hoping to secure a better spot in his next life, he takes a job with the Bureau of Legendary Tales. His job is to return to legends that have gone off course and put their plots back on track. He never expected that the first mission assigned to an ordinary mortal like him would
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Urban Astrologer 都市星相师
[Physiognomy + Fortune-Telling + Feng Shui + Celestial Master + No Livestreams + No System + Cultivation + Immortality] My name is Ling Xiao, and I'm an astrologer making my way in the city! You might not know much about astrologers, but I'll name a few of my fellow disciples and you'll get the idea! Zhuge Liang, Yuan Tiangang, Li Chunfeng, Liu Bowen... They're all senior members of my school! Astrologers are skilled at observing the stars, allowing them to discern the past and future, as well a
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I Hand Over the Two-Way Portal From the Start, and the Nation Invades the Cultivation World 开局上交双穿门，举国入侵修真界
[Report it to the nation + unite the strength of the whole country] In an age of high martial arts, spiritual qi revival, and incoming beast tides, humanity is on the brink of extinction. It’s practically the apocalypse. “Well, the thing is, my special ability is a little unusual.” “Every 72 hours, or three days, I transmigrate to another world.” “The people there… can fly on swords and make their words come true!” “Yes, the immortal-cultivation world you’re thinking of.” “Three days later, I re
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Shocking! I Started with a Patch of Land and Struck It Rich with Critical Hits 震惊！开局一片地，暴击出奇迹
As eras turn and the Heavenly Dao creates a new world, every race across the Myriad Worlds transmigrates into it. From the start, each person gets a plot of land and nothing else. They must build houses, farm, tame beasts, mine, and defend against attacks... Every living being must work hard to build a base of their own and stay alive. Luo Yu obtains the divine skill [Primordial Critical Hit], which can trigger a critical hit on anything in the world! [Gather ordinary strawberries and trigger a
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Villain: The More Reckless I Get, the Stronger I Become, and the More I Shock the Heroine 反派：我越浪越强，震惊女主
“I get being a villain, but what the heck is the most outrageous villain in history?” Chu Ye transmigrated into the world of a simplistic fantasy novel, becoming a low-ranking villain under the villainous empress. With the protagonist about to show up and humiliate him, he awakened the Most Outrageous Villain System just in time! From then on, every time Chu Ye acted outrageously in front of the protagonist, he received lavish rewards! And so... A subordinate reported, “The protagonist is about
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Villain: I'm Just a Nobody, Yet I Got a Simulator from the Start 反派：路人的我开局获得模拟器
Bai Ye transmigrates into a world made up of several novels and becomes a background character. However, with a life simulator, he can become a villain in one simulation after another. In reality, though, he's just an ordinary college student about to graduate. Then one day, when a group of women show up at his door, he's completely baffled. ??? Wasn't this just a simulation?
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Transmigrated as the Villain: Starting by Tormenting the Heroine 穿越反派：从虐女主开始
[Scheming protagonist] + [Misunderstandings] + [Everyone thinks he's a mastermind] Mo Chen transmigrates into an unfinished war-god novel as the original story's villain, who gets brutally crushed. He arrives on the very day he's kidnapped the heroine, Su Yuyan. The original male lead is a genius in medicine and business, and overwhelmingly strong. Mo Chen panics at the thought of facing an opponent like that. Fortunately, the Villain System arrives just in time. As long as Mo Chen completes mis
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I, Heaven’s Rumor-Monger 我，天道谣言师
After transmigrating to a fantasy world, Chen Mo had no talent or backing and became a storyteller on the verge of losing his job. Just as he was about to pack up and run, the most irreverent Heavenly Dao Rumor System in history awakened! As long as he spread a rumor and people believed it, the rumor would become reality! Chen Mo completely let loose. “Have you heard? Zhang the Butcher in the east of town is actually a peerless Sword God hiding his identity. His butcher's cleaver is one of the t
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Journey to the West: The Monk Who Doesn't Want to Retrieve the Scriptures 西游：贫僧不想取西经
“Wukong, kill all the male demons. Leave the female ones to your master.” “Good patron, allow this humble monk to teach you a lesson.” Sun Wukong: “Master, these demons are too powerful. I can't beat them.” “Wukong, stand aside. Let your master handle this!”
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Finding All Kinds of Ways to Die in Journey to the West 我在西游花样作死
[Hilarious, shamelessly outrageous, protagonist does whatever he wants] After transmigrating into Journey to the West as Tang Sanzang, Su Han activates the “Death-Seeking in Style System.” The more recklessly he courts death, the stronger he becomes. Su Han lets loose completely, starting off by eating Tang Monk’s flesh and finding all sorts of creative ways to court death along the journey west. Gods, Buddhas, demons, and monsters are all in a panic: “Oh no! Venerable Guanyin has been sealed by
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I Read Heaven's Will in a Fantasy World 我在玄幻世界算天命
[Behind-the-scenes mastermind + invincible + everyone reads too much into things] After transmigrating into a fantasy world, Yang Fan gained a God-Tier Calculation System that could calculate anything in existence, including divine weapons, cultivation techniques, martial skills, secret arts, heavenly treasures, and fortunes of life and death... So Yang Fan decided to start by telling people their destiny. A prodigy who plays the pig to eat the tiger: “That master is terrifying. He actually c
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I Just Want Everyone Here to Beat Me to Death 我只想被在座的各位打死
Chu Feng wants nothing more than to be brutally beaten by the strongest experts under heaven, so he struggles desperately to climb higher. Then one day, he suddenly becomes invincible... This book is also known as The Undying God of Standing, I Just Want Everyone Here to Beat Me to Death, I’m Getting More and More Foul-Mouthed, The Righteous Path’s Role Model in the Immortal World, The Arrogant Man Everyone Pursues, Who Can Grant Me Death, I’m Standing Right in Front of You, How Much Do I Look L
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Xuanhuan: Invincible with the God King Physique 玄幻：从神王体开始无敌
Jiang Chen transmigrated into a fantasy world and obtained the God-Tier Choice System. [Ding! The System has issued your first mission…] [Choice 1: Choose the identity of an ordinary person. Mission reward: one trillion taels of gold] [Choice 2: Choose the identity of a cultivator. Mission reward: God King Physique] Jiang Chen: “Do I even have to think about it? I've transmigrated into such a dangerous world. Could an ordinary person survive? What good is a pile of money?” Jiang Chen decisively
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Great Ming: No More Pretending, Your Grandpa Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明：不装了，你爷爷我是朱元璋
Zhu Shou woke up one morning to find that he had transmigrated to the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty. His family was fairly well-off, but to his shock, he discovered that he was a wastrel with a brain disorder. After calculating the date of Crown Prince Zhu Biao’s impending early death, Zhu Shou hurried to discuss an important matter with his grandfather, who had always looked after him. “Old man, Crown Prince Zhu Biao is about to die. We’d better run!” That one sentence left his grandfather stu
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The Invincible Sacrifice System 无敌献祭系统
“Ding! Sacrifice a caterpillar to obtain the Infinity Blade!” After transmigrating, he becomes the ninth prince, a worthless wretch scorned by everyone. To avoid meeting a violent end, he uses the System that lets him sacrifice anything and everything to rise against all odds and become the strongest... ...
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My Engagement Is Called Off from the Start, but My Jiahao System Lets Me Crush the Heavens 开局退婚，我靠嘉豪系统碾压诸天
[Broken meridians + System + lighthearted power fantasy + showing off and face-slapping + sharp-tongued System] "A cripple with broken meridians like you thinks you can say the word 'divorce'?" Lin Yi looked at the betrothal-breaking document, took out a three-coin brush, and wrote four bold characters: "Lin Yi's Divorce Letter." "Why sign a broken engagement agreement? I'm the one divorcing her." The whole scene fell silent. [Ding! An S-rank display of boldness detected!] [Host, you're putt
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Tycoon: I Saved the Campus Belle with CPR 神豪：从人工呼吸救校花开始
After Chu Yi saves the campus beauty with CPR, his tycoon System activates. [System: 999.9 billion in available funds unlocked.] Chu Yi: Holy crap, System, are you really this generous? [System: As a bonus, a Koenigsegg is on its way as your little toy. It will arrive in 10 minutes!] Chu Yi: My first car is a supercar? Just then, his girlfriend breaks up with him because she has set her sights on a rich heir! [Host, please give this gold-digger a taste of face-slapping! Complete the task to earn
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Are You Sure Cultivating This Way Is Okay? 这么修仙你确定没问题么
Xianxia + pseudo-primordial world + no System + multiple heroines + memes + comedy + decisive and ruthless After Wu Yong transmigrates to this world, successfully becomes a disciple of the Cloudsea Peak of the Budo Sect, and awakens his Yin-Yang Eyes, he realizes that something about his path to immortality seems a little off. Other people run into all kinds of hardships when they go down the mountain on missions. He always meets beautiful women who become his confidantes. Other people fly on sw
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