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- 1101 The Great Era: The Mystic Sect’s Military Strategist 大时代之玄门军师 In a nutshell: The wolves of Wall Street, the kingpins of Hong Kong, and the financial sharks of the mainland all thought he was a harmless little fox. Only after they lost everything, landed behind bars, and wished they were dead did they realize: this guy was an old celestial master in human skin. My name is Jiang Jianjun. On the surface, I’m a low-key financial analyst who returned from overseas, a small-time antique shop owner, and a traditional Chinese medicine doctor at a clinic. In realit 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1102 This Prince Is Impossible to Kill. I Have to Tame Him! 这个王爷命太硬，得盘！ After toiling for a thousand years, Chi Rourou became a domineering queen whose roar could shake heaven and earth. Then, in a single moment, she croaked and opened her eyes as a young girl again... and a squeaky little thing with superhuman strength. Second Miss Chi: Squeak, squeak! Believe me, I can knock your head off with one slap! The bandit sneered. “Go ahead and try!” Second Miss Chi waved her hand lightly. Bandit: Where’s my head? The heir of the Prince of Yu’s household was a refined sco 1.1kReads9.3Score13914d adds
- 1103 Handsome Guys Have Good Luck 帅哥有好运 The day I got dumped and fired, a meteorite hit me. Lin Xiaoqiang was an unlucky office drone who couldn’t even get a seasoning packet with his instant noodles. His girlfriend of five years cheated on him with a rich second-generation heir, and his company kicked him out soon after. With nowhere else to turn, he climbed onto an unfinished building and leaped only to be hit squarely by a meteorite falling from the sky. When he woke up, the world had changed. His ex set him up and accused him of t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1104 My Bratty Son and the Ghost Doctor Mother 坑爹儿子鬼医娘亲 The novel behind the hit web drama Qing Luo! They say that shortly after the eldest daughter of the Yu family, Yu Qingluo, married into the Yu family, her husband abandoned her on their wedding night and ran off with the woman he loved. They say that six months after marrying into the Yu family, Yu Qingluo mysteriously became pregnant. They say... Yu Qingluo died, burned alive along with her unborn child in a drafty, dilapidated temple, with no proper burial. But then... Six years later, Yu Qing 3.6kReads9.2Score59414d adds
- 1105 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1106 The Unhinged Big Shot Helps Me Thrive in the Cultivation World 疯批大佬带我在修仙界躺赢 [Invincible, Funny, Beloved by All, Slacker, Ensemble Cast, Romance] [Everyone is hopelessly in love. If that's not your thing, run!] Ye Chen, sect leader of the Xuanming Palace, was actually the Demon Realm's Supreme Sovereign. Don't ask why he was the sect leader of the Immortal Alliance. The answer is simple: he's hopelessly in love, and there's no cure. Ye Chen had eleven personal disciples, and his favorite was the eleventh. Don't ask why the eleventh was his favorite. The answer is simple: 15.1kReads9.2Score2.3k14d adds
- 1107 The Takeout Deliveryman Becomes an Emperor 外卖成大帝 He was a food delivery rider in an urban village, dumped, mocked, and ground into the dirt by fate. He gnawed on a cold meat bun in the rain, never knowing that a single time he had helped a stranger change a tire three years earlier was now barreling toward him in the form of five billion yuan. The Heavenly Dao Gratitude System awakened: the 3,021 acts of kindness you've shown over the past three years will be repaid with interest, in ways you could never have imagined. Overnight, he went from 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1108 After Going Crazy, I Became a Hot Commodity for Survival in the Apocalypse 发疯后，我在末世求生成了香饽饽 (Infinite flow + wild imagination + space upgrades + an overpowered golden finger) For no apparent reason, Jiang Youmian got bound to a ridiculous, useless System and became an utterly ordinary seller of [useless items]. But as it turned out... Her sales locations were anything but ordinary. Cities overrun by zombies, islands battered by hurricanes, underground passages swept away by floods, desolate deserts, extreme cold and heat, endless earthquakes, viral outbreaks... Jiang Youmian pressed a 4.4kReads8.9Score58314d adds
- 1109 Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录 In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch 16Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Darling in the Palm 掌上娇娇
[Print edition preorder opens July 17] [Film and TV rights sold] [Reader's guide: sweet romance, devoted couple, feel-good wish fulfillment, with clever schemes and political intrigue, many clues and details, and a large cast of well-developed characters. The heroine never gets the short end of the stick; anything that doesn't make sense will be explained later] Prince Xuan, He Junting. In the novel Devoted to the Imperial Consort, the author wrote of how he slaughtered the entire Northern Di co
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- 1111 I Think I'm a Robot 我应该是机器人 Synopsis A long novel blending science fiction, suspense, and everyday comedy, it tells the story of Jiang Qihua, a former programmer who wakes up in a strange world to find seven beautiful women beside him, all claiming to be his “wives.” And that’s only the beginning of a string of absurd events. As the story unfolds, Jiang Qihua gradually discovers the truth: he is a copy of a human consciousness implanted in a robot body. His relationship with his seven robot wives, each with a distinct pers 4Reads—Score—14d adds
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I'm Jin Fan, and My Web Novel Is Absolutely Fire 我是金番，我的网文吊炸天
[No System + Joke Machine + Laughing Like a Pig at Midnight + The Secrets of a Golden Tomato Author Revealed] Every word written with care. No AI! I swear on my chastity that this is the funniest novel you've ever read, packed with more jokes and memorable lines than any other, and full of practical value. So many great lines they'll make your head spin, and a plot you won't be able to put down! If it's not good, come beat me up! Buckle up and hold on tight. Here we go: Oh my god! I'm Qin Shi Hu
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- 1113 After My Family Read My Mind, All the Villain Personas Crumbled 全家反派读我心后，人设都崩了 [The short dramas Dawnlight Enters the Dream, Shaking the Realm and The Baby Goes to Court, While the Villainous Family Hears Her Thoughts are now available.] Original title: The Whole Family's Character Changes After They Hear My Thoughts [Transmigration into a book + whole family can hear thoughts + pampered darling + alternate world + tyrant + sweet romance + unhinged + no-brainer] Wei Chixi transmigrates into a book, becoming a doomed side character who is abandoned by her mother at birth, o 17.6kReads9.5Score3k14d adds
- 1114 I’m Incomprehensible 我深不可测 A good-for-nothing office drone unexpectedly awakens the “Four Keeps” superpower: always leave yourself an out, hold back a little when you speak, keep a backup plan, and don't use up all your good fortune. He only wants to keep his head down and slack off, but the entire company mistakes him for a profound master. Thus begins his hilarious, forced rise to success. Li Buyi originally just wanted to keep being useless, but he discovers that the more he “holds back,” the more absurd things get: · 5Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Immortal Emperor's Retirement Life 仙帝的退休生活
Invincible, reborn, no secrets from the family + overpowered hero + one heroine + sweet romance + goofy humor + laid-back daily life The eldest grandson of the Liu family of the old capital was persecuted... No, that’s not right. Let’s start over! As an idle Immortal Emperor, I just want to retire, feed the birds, walk the dog, and spend time with my wife and kid. A thousand-year-old ghost? My brother-in-law is a city inspector in the underworld. Look into it. A hidden sect? My great-grandfather
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- 1116 The Handbook of Political Intrigue 权谋手册 If you think this is a serious political-strategy novel, you’re in for a laugh. Li Wudi, a low-level programmer ground down by the 996 work culture, finds a copy of The Handbook of Political Maneuvering beside a trash can. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, only to discover that everything in the book is true, but every trick comes with a catch! He “notices the small signs and predicts the big picture,” foresees his company going under, and spends all night making a ten-page Pow 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1117 What If I'm the Savior? 万一我是救世主 An ordinary wage slave who loves saying “what if” is told by a trash-can robot that he’s humanity’s savior. Then, while traveling through time and space, he meets twelve women with wildly different personalities, from modern-day overworked office drones to ancient beauties, from alien princesses to AI goddesses. Some want to save the world, some want to destroy it, and one just wants to ask Wang Dachui, “When are you finally going to pay me back?” 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1118 Li Xiaoyao 李逍遥 My name is Li Xiaoyao. I’m a waiter at the Cloud Come and Go Inn in Yuhang Town, and my greatest dream in life is to make money while lying down. Then a drunken Taoist latched onto me, a fairy moved into my house, and a crazy girl started chasing me around and beating me up. That’s when I realized that fate, the bastard, had dug a huge pit for me long ago. After learning a few sword-flying techniques, I thought I was on my way to the top. But what happened? I escorted a girl home and got chased 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1119 The Legacy of the Roots 根的传承 A literary record of four decades of grassroots reform in China From disputes over water and the allocation of land to mining safety reforms and financial innovation, this work depicts how reform took shape on the ground. It is not a grand narrative from official documents, but a close look at concrete problems: a well, a plot of land, a human life. Building a bridge between theory and reality Jiang Qihua says, “I have to read two books at once: one in the classroom, and one across the land of 4Reads—Score—14d adds
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I Faked Illness by Coughing Up Blood, Yet Slaughtered a Hundred Thousand Xiongnu 我咳血装病，却杀穿了十万匈奴
Modern special forces soldier Lin Mo opens his eyes and finds himself the frail heir to the Lin family's marquis estate. His elder brothers have all died on the battlefield, the family is teetering on the brink, and countless wolves lurk in the shadows, eager to devour him, this "sickly weakling." "Keep up the act. You'd better make it convincing!" Lin Mo sneers. Coughing blood, he curses his enemies and their entire families in his head. By day, he can't even lift a chicken; at night, two cough
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- 1121 The Good-for-Nothing’s Wild Cultivation Journey 废材老六的狂飙修仙路 (Updated punctually before 1 a.m. every day.) Lin Feng, the Qingyun Sect's outer disciple and its “good-for-nothing of ten thousand years,” is actually a Chaos Spirit-Devouring Physique! He appears to have an “ordinary root with no affinity,” but in truth he can devour spiritual energy, magical treasures, and cultivation arts and make them his own. He's a sharp-tongued schemer who spouts lines like “Who the hell do you think you are?” and “Look at you, you coward,” yet steps up to protect his ow 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1122 In a High-Martial World, I Just Want to Eat, Wait, and Die 高武世界我只想混吃等死 Lin Ye is the useless legitimate grandson of Huaxia’s top Lin high-martial-arts conglomerate. Born with blocked meridians, he gets by through dodging bills and staging accidents, always grinning even when people curse him out. Even after awakening a Chaos Martial Meridian, he still refuses to apply himself. With the conglomerate in his hands, he stays clear of high-martial-arts affairs, becoming the most unconventional layabout big shot in the high-martial-arts world. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 1123 Playing the Rogue in Ancient Times 回到古代当无赖 Content: Updated punctually every day before 1 a.m. An ordinary man from the bottom rungs of modern urban society, the shameless male lead has a sharp mind but no scruples. He accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world in ancient times. Armed with a modern outlook, a thick skin, and a little cleverness, he navigates the competing powers of the era while crossing paths with two heroines who have completely different personalities but are both formidable fighters. Through a string of cons, sch 440Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 1124 After Coming Down the Mountain, The World of Flowers 下山后，的花花世界 Jiang Qi, who had been cultivating in seclusion on a mountain with his master, suffered a cultivation mishap and became a eunuch. To repair his body's deficiency, he descends the mountain to gain experience and insight into love. Because of his condition, he both longs for and avoids it, forming the central conflict of the story. Whenever his emotions fluctuate intensely, especially when he feels embarrassment, shame, smugness, or regret after intimate contact with a woman, or whenever he uses a 7Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Villainess Became an All-Round Ace on a Dating Show 恶毒女配在恋综化身全能Ace
[One male lead and one female lead, both devoted to each other + livestreamed dating show + very, very mildly comedic] Xie Fanyin falls asleep and wakes up in the body of her namesake, a vicious supporting character in a dating-show novel. Xie Fanyin: “Might as well just give up.” The worst part is that she’s already signed the dating-show contract, and the penalty for breaking it is ten times the fee!! She rummages through her savings, which amount to just a few scraps of paper, and thinks abou
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So I’m the CEO I Transmigrated Into, Huh? [Book Transmigration] 就特么我穿成霸总了是吧【穿书】
Also known as: Why Are the Big Shots from Every World Inside My Mind? When other people transmigrate into a book, they become wealthy second female leads with fair skin and long legs, or cannon fodder who change the course of the story through sheer force of will. But Zheng Xiaoyu! She became a domineering CEO. That’s right, a domineering male CEO. She’s a woman, and now she’s a CEO. Even by transmigration-into-a-book standards, that’s explosive. What do you do after transmigrating into a book?
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