Streamer! Shut Up! You Can't Eat Extinct Species!

Name: Streamer! Shut Up! You Can't Eat Extinct Species!
Author: From Nobody to Godhood

主播！住嘴！灭绝生物不能吃！

by From Nobody to Godhood (成神从扑街开始)

Status: Completed
Length: 341k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 5y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

A livestream suddenly appears on a certain dogfighting platform.

It isn’t a livestream of singing, dancing, rapping, or playing basketball.

Instead, it’s about surviving alone in a frozen world.

All the viewers think this is going to be an extremely serious survival livestream.

But to their surprise, the streamer turns out to be a total goofball.

Wasn’t this supposed to be about survival and building a base?

How did it turn into fishing with [Nuclear Peace Dove]?

And how did he catch an extinct creature from five hundred million years ago?

“Streamer! Stop! You can’t eat extinct creatures!”

“Streamer, calm down! Don’t eat it! Eating extinct creatures is illegal!”

Jiang Zhe purses his lips. “Six times the protein of beef. Delicious!”

“Is this the collapse of morality or the loss of humanity? The streamer is eating extinct creatures and aliens!”

“A thirty-centimeter snack bag, a two-meter-tall alien. Are you sure you didn’t steal that backpack from Doraemon?”

“The streamer has to be a god.”

And then... Jiang Zhe’s livestream became a sensation across the entire world.

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531Reads · 30 days

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101Shelf adds, last 14 days

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I think it's a very good book, although some of the typography isn't very good (for example, writing "" as "" instead of ""). But overall, it's a pretty good book. |•'-'•)و✧
84 likes5y ago
The premise was great, and I thought it would be a long story, but it ended poorly. However, I must say it was still a very good read.
83 likes5y ago
It's beautiful, beautiful! I have to say the author has a really big imagination.
24 likes5y ago
Although it's short and not quite satisfying, I'm still giving it five stars because it's brilliant and conveys worldly truths. Even the last chapter, though fictional, shows that our past, present, and future exist on the same timeline. Perhaps parallel universes exist, perhaps there are overpowered systems, but aren't they all creations of humanity?
12 likes5y ago
I watched the entire series straight to the finale. It feels pretty good, hahaha
11 likes5y ago
This book brought me a lot of joy. I almost died laughing when I was halfway through, but I have to say it's a really good book.
10 likes5y ago
I think the plot is excellent, and even with its flaws, it doesn't deserve such a low score. I personally think it should be at least a nine out of ten. Base layer
10 likes5y ago
☆☆☆☆☆ Five-star recommendation!! This is one of the few books I've ever given a five-star recommendation to. I've never been so engrossed in a novel before. I was still reading it at 2 AM last night. I'm really looking forward to the author's new book!! Jiang Zhe (some people who haven't read it might not know, but that's the protagonist's name!)
8 likes3y ago
To be precise, this book review should have been completed several years ago. It was the first book I read on Tomato, and when I first saw it, it had a rating of 9.6. It wasn't as bad as it is now. It was through this medium that I was led to read so many good books on Tomato. I can only say that this book has added the most significant stroke to my Tomato history, even though it has fallen on hard times now.
7 likes4y ago
It's absolutely amazing, isn't it?! I'm telling you, you definitely won't regret reading this book! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
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