After Binding to a Quick Transmigration System, I Keep Losing My Mind

[Golden finger] + [System] + [feel-good story] + [Quick Transmigration] + [one-on-one romance]

A wild, foul-mouthed, lowborn woman who goes berserk VS a System that says one thing but means another and is utterly devoted to its Host

The romance develops a little slowly, since the main focus is on Quick Transmigration and face-slapping.

Jiang Song spent the first half of her life living like a stinking rat in a gutter. No matter how obedient she was, she never got so much as a kind word.

By chance, she found a golden finger while scavenging through trash, and her Quick Transmigration life began.

Her delivery gets stolen and no one cares? People twisting the truth has become everyday life? Her idiot roommate is all talk?

She’s done pretending. She’s not Jiang Song anymore. She’s Jiang. Niu Gulu. Song!

Those princes and ministers who cheat and shirk their duties?

Jiang Song: “Looks like you’ve eaten too many red beans. Missing someone, are you?”

College roommates who never wash their socks?

“Not washing them is going to kill you? You really think the dorm is your home?”

A rich heiress whose boyfriend cheated on her?

“Damn it, I’ve been too nice to you. You’re spending my money and still think you get a say? Dream on.”

An overworked office drone treated like a dog by her company?

“Oh, I’m simply not resigning. Go ahead and kill me.”

A good-for-nothing junior sword cultivator who practices crooked techniques?

“Senior, wait! Spare my life!!”

Everyone else: “Hey! Don’t give your sword such a ridiculous name!!!!”

It's all about the hilarious everyday antics of a woman who goes berserk and a System that wants to become human.

When something doesn't go her way, she says:

“Xiaobai, take them out!”

“As you command, Master.”