Funny Novels on Par with Dali and Chen Shu 媲美大力和陈书的搞笑小说

1. 51 从 Starting Cultivation as a Cauldron in the Hehuan Sect 从合欢宗鼎炉开始修炼 Web Novel Xiao Xiaosheng网文笑笑生Eastern Fantasy167k WordsCompleted Ye Chang’an, a cultivation furnace of the Hehuan Sect, is kicked out of bed on the night of his initiation and becomes a laughingstock among the other furnaces. To prove himself, he volunteers to take charge of a flower boat, but someone frames him and tries to steal his spiritual mind. Fortunately, he awakens a one-stop service System just in time... From then on, he enjoys the System’s premium services every day: intelligence gathering, martial arts training, danger alerts, retaliatory backlas 311Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [Shy][What][Smiling][Laughing][Thinking][Laughing and crying][Sneaking a laugh][Smirking][Sneaking a laugh][Shy] Just released from the dark room, and everyone is silent [sneaking a laugh]! Don't keep the books, the scenes you want to see might be censored again.

2. 52 逼 You Forced Me to Dual Cultivate at the Acacia Sect. What Are You Regretting Now? 逼我去合欢宗双修，现在后悔啥？ Qin Gengxin秦更新Eastern Fantasy287k WordsCompleted [Ranma-style gender swapping] [Multiple heroines] [Comedy] [System] [Cultivation] Ye Jinhuan is forced by a gang of cunning villains to transform into a woman and infiltrate the Hehuan Sect. He has no choice but to play their game of wits. Fortunately, he awakens the strongest Spy System and gains supernatural abilities, including the power to eavesdrop on people’s thoughts. His schemes leave everyone who forced him into this predicament filled with regret. Though surrounded by beautiful women i 966Reads5.8Score—Shelves
3. 53 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 52.3kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves
4. 54 天 Chosen Ones! Your Finish Line Is Only My Starting Point 天骄们！各位的终点只是我的起点 Lamplighter秉灯人Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [A New Work from Bingdengren] [Youthful Passion] + [Villainous Undercover System] + [Ruthless and Decisive] + [Brand-New Faction-Based Superpower System] Young man, they say you were born poor and that your hard work is a joke! Now I'll give you the talent to kill the world. Do you dare fight your way to the end? With no one to help you reach for the clouds, you must steel yourself and climb to the summit! The moment the college entrance exam bell rings, the world begins to collapse. Now stand a 11.4kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
5. 55 你 You Only Have an F-Rank Talent, Yet You Outshine the Geniuses of the Nine Provinces 你一个F天赋，竟能力压九州天骄 The Tsundere Watermelon傲娇的西瓜Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Rise of the underdog + foreseeing the future + martial arts competitions at university + demon invasion + ensemble cast of humanity + no nested worlds + no System] Hong Yuan's diary can predict the future. He learns that before long, he'll be tested as having an F-rank talent, his girlfriend will break up with him, and his parents will be murdered by evil cultivators. Though things go badly for him from the start, the predictions in his diary help him obtain divine cultivation techniques, rare 36.8kReads8.2Score3.7kShelves
6. 56 谁 Who Taught Him to Get Positive Energy Like That? 谁教他这样获取正能量的？ I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Quirky + Cheeky and Adorable + Comedy + Everyday Life + Travel Between Two Worlds + Spiritual Qi Revival] It's only been a hundred years since spiritual qi first revived, and while everyone else is still in beginner mode, Chu Sheng can already travel freely to the primeval wilderness. He gets to eat top-tier natural treasures, pick up all kinds of primordial magical artifacts, and even has spirit pets who have cultivated for ten thousand years kneeling and begging him to provide food and lodgin 22.2kReads8.7Score2.5kShelves

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   They're all great; I laugh myself to death every time I watch them.

7. 57 你 Why Did You Mess with Him? His Beasts Are All Shameless! 你惹他干嘛？他御兽全都无耻至极！ Fantasy Immortal Venerable玄幻仙尊Urban430k WordsCompleted Steal a kid's lollipop, help an old lady cross the street, then cross back again. Confess your love 99 times or more. The goddess says yes, but I reject her for not playing hard to get. The rotten young man Lin Han binds to the Eccentric System. To rack up virtue points, he keeps pulling all kinds of outrageous stunts. At the contract ceremony, the bottom-of-the-class Lin Han causes a celestial phenomenon, yet somehow ends up with nothing. The principal laughs, the teachers laugh, and the studen 702Reads—Score102Shelves
8. 58 看 You Look Down on Security Guards? Time for a Little Fist! 看不起保安？小铁拳来喽！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 19.3kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves
9. 59 我 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 Southwest Mushroom西南蘑菇菌Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 33.6kReads8.7Score3.7kShelves
10. 60 让 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白，你找上黑道千金？ Mu Twenty-Nine暮二十九Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 57.5kReads9.4Score6kShelves

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    🍆💥💥😜This is hilarious! Someone asks you to confess to a gangster's daughter, and you actually say you like legs?! 😜 Su Jiang, a freshman in college, unexpectedly awakens a system. This system is something else; it immediately presents him with a huge challenge😱: [Please confess to a member of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Failure will result in immediate death!] With no other option, Su Jiang can only bite the bullet and confess to An Rou, the gangster's daughter, in front of the entire class. He thought it would be a romantic confession, but what he blurted out was: "I like your legs..."😅 The entire class is instantly stunned, and An Rou's expression becomes quite a sight. What hilarious stories will unfold between them after this? If you want to know, come and read on! 🤣

11. 61 史 The Harshest Test Setter in History 史上最狠出题人 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking 5.7kReads9.3Score792Shelves
12. 62 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 42.7kReads9.2Score3.8kShelves
13. 63 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 6.2kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
14. 64 牛 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 Slightly Tipsy in the Long Night长夜微醺Xianxia274k WordsOngoing [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves
15. 65 嘉 Jiahao Gets Stronger? Sword Dancing in the Rain on the Field to Open Heaven's Gate 嘉豪就变强？操场雨中舞剑开天门 Fallen Leaf Blade落叶之刃Urban1.0M WordsOngoing [Jiahao? Sword Saint!!] [Invincible] [Ultimate Show-Off] Lu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a System at eighteen. He thinks he's about to reach the peak of life. Instead, he awakens the Jiahao Ascension System. And so Lu Ming gets started with his Jiahao antics. "A grudge from ten years ago, and you're just going to let it go?" "Didn't you say Jiahao spawns on the sports field? I've done two laps and still haven't seen him." "A hero descends from the heavens! Fury twists his f 111.6kReads8.4Score23.5kShelves
16. 66 灵 Spirit Pets: I Made a Contract With the Campus Beauty's Mother 灵宠：我契约了校花的母亲 Sweet and Sour Chicken Popcorn糖醋鸡米花Urban128k WordsCompleted Lin Huai transmigrates to another world and obtains a Choice System. From the start, he makes a contract with the school beauty's mother. After that, all kinds of spirit pets arrive one after another: A beagle with Taotie bloodline. A rabbit that practices martial arts. A little flower fairy who evolves into the Flower Goddess... Years later, Lin Huai looks back and finds himself standing at the pinnacle of the world. A laid-back power fantasy. Read at your own risk. The pace is slow at first, a 78Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Qingdao Young Master, God of Cut Cake

17. 67 橘 Orange, Is This System Legit? 橘座，这系统正经吗？ Gu Nanyi古南弈Urban353k WordsOngoing [Superpowers + System + spiritual qi revival + the Myriad Worlds + transforming into an orange tabby + livestreaming + light mystery] "The early chapters lay the groundwork, so the pace is a little slow. Things get more and more exciting later, so please stick around." A disaster from the start: the director is left with no staff! On his first day at work, he goes out to buy milk tea, and all thirty-seven people in the entire branch office are gone when he gets back. Nan Mo, a rookie F-rank agen 35Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A brief introduction: You're demoted to police chief on your first day, and your teammates and system are all eccentric. Solving cases relies entirely on your wild imagination, and daily laughs are plentiful! My cheat system only messes with my mentality! Other systems give you money and cheat codes, but this system… focuses on "emotional output"! "Ding! Detected host's (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain) system, gained 1 point of defense penetration value." "Ding! Congratulations host, your micro-expressions have successfully broken the system's defenses, gained 10 points of defense penetration value." This thing called the "Defense Penetration Value System" has the core function of collecting all "defense penetration" emotions.

18. 68 灵 Supernatural: I Exorcise Ghosts with Force and Scare the School Beauty Out of Her Wits 灵异：暴力驱鬼，我把校花吓懵了 Cold Words and Leng Words冷言leng语Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + comedy + System. If you read the first 30 chapters and don't laugh, come roast me!] On Zhang Wei’s first day of college, a blood-red sun hung in the sky and his entire class was dragged into a ghost realm. Just then, his Ghost-Teasing System awakened! With the whole class under a ghost’s curse, the campus belle, Lu Lianxue, had no choice but to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain and a member of the Exorcism Bureau. But before she could show off her skills.. 29.8kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves

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    Supernatural elements + comedy + system. The author claims that if you don't laugh after reading 30 chapters, you should criticize him. What do you think, my lord?

19. 69 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14.1kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves

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    The rating just came out, it'll probably go up. The protagonist is an alternate version of Ash and Red from a parallel world, with his own story, his own team, and his own path to becoming a Pokémon Master. There's no system, no rebirth, no time travel (unless you consider traveling from this world to Xicui counts, then disregard this). It's based on the original world setting, with some personal additions. All the Pokémon are humanized, the protagonist is silly yet passionate, the story is absolutely exciting and hilarious. Please check it out!

20. 70 末EN Apocalypse: Stockpiling a Billion in Supplies from Day One 末世：开局先囤十亿物资 Hate Being Young and Naive恨年少无知Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left 117.5kReads9.3Score9.5kShelves

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    Look, not a single one speaks.

21. 71 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban782k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 23.6kReads8.9Score1.9kShelves

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    He gets raped by the village chief's wife in an online game, and in real life, he's hit by a car and becomes paralyzed from the waist down. The protagonist uses all sorts of outrageous tricks to defy fate. Playing games, becoming a golden immortal—the hilarious immortal journey of delivery guy Shi Jin!

22. 72 被 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后，我掌控宇宙 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 2kReads8.6Score154Shelves
23. 73 直 Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播：上什么北大，跟爹上A大！ Honest Tom老实的汤姆Urban1.1M WordsOngoing The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already. 586Reads9.2Score165Shelves

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    1. 🍀While parents on the show "Effective Parenting" were using surveillance cameras to ban gaming and threatening their children with "Seven Wolves" (a popular online gaming platform), Ai Chen's reverse parenting style shocked the internet—his eight-year-old son wanted to get into Peking University? He countered by dragging his kid to play games together! Netizens criticized him, saying, "There's not even a desk at home," to which he retorted, "Schools focus on grades, home focuses on achievements!" Seeing his child forced to secretly study and do homework, the internet lamented, "This is turning learning into an underground operation!" Until one day, when the oppressive education expert was rendered speechless by Ai Chen's academically gifted son, everyone realized: The real weapon against anxiety-inducing parenting is actually a relaxed approach to raising children! 🍀

24. 74 直 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 41.2kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
25. 75 黏 Claymancers Are Weak? Ever Heard That Art Is an Explosion? 黏土师弱？可曾听闻艺术就是爆炸 The Puppet Taoist傀儡道人Urban2.7M WordsCompleted [Wildly satisfying] [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Invincible protagonist] [Genius protagonist] [Art is Patrick Star] The myriad races invade, and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction. To save itself, the will of the world gives everyone a chance to awaken a profession at age seventeen and fight back! Li Xiao transmigrates into this world, only to awaken the useless lifestyle profession of clay artist! Who could have guessed that he would awaken a second lifestyle profession too: demolition expe 66.5kReads7.8Score6.5kShelves

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    The rankings are in no particular order, and they're the kind that will make you laugh to death.

26. 76 高EN High Martial Arts: Infinite Clones, Starting by Stuffing an S-Rank Beast to Death 高武：无限分身，开局撑死S异兽 A Touch of Deep Blue一抹深蓝Urban2.5M WordsCompleted “We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi 51.4kReads9.1Score5.3kShelves
27. 77 我 I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质 Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 31.9kReads8.8Score4.1kShelves

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    ①The protagonist does all sorts of inhuman things: he charges for toilets at school, sells the school online to scam black market swindlers, robs the black market, captures strange beasts while carrying sacks, sells his superior's car, and later causes trouble abroad.

28. 78 神 Divination: From the Start, I Reject the Empress! 神算：开局拒绝女帝！ Empress666女帝666Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [System + empress + one female lead + keeping a low profile] Xiao Fan, an ordinary person from Earth, transmigrates to Qianlong Continent and awakens the Heavenly Secrets Fortune-Telling System. The System can calculate everything, past and present! The protagonist earns points by telling people's fortunes. The points can be exchanged for all kinds of abilities. They can also be used to withstand all kinds of attacks. The protagonist can't cultivate and is usually just an ordinary person, bu 26.5kReads9.0Score2.7kShelves
29. 79 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: This Person's Beast Soul Evolves at an Incredible Speed 灵气复苏：这人的兽魂进化太快了 Purple Light紫光Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Comedy + urban life + academy + cultivation + ferocious beasts + secret realms] Lin Bei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. Here, powerful ferocious beasts roam, and martial artists wield beast souls. Lin Bei binds himself to a daily sign-in mission System. Ask who's the biggest hotshot in Lin City, and they'll tell you: the Old Yin King of No. 5 High School. He gets a giant brick as a reward from the start. Just see if I won't smack you wit 25.7kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves

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    You can give this a try.

30. 80 请EN Call Me the Ghost Messenger 请叫我鬼差大人 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted After the Eternal Night, terror returned. Ten miles of desolate graves, eerie singing. An old man searching for his arms, a headless baby... They kept piecing their bodies back together, unleashing an even more terrifying aura. In the wasteland, even a severed hand could destroy heaven and earth. In this world of darkness and despair, a post office appeared and vanished from view... A mysterious young man, a postal carriage traveling through the void... One blood-red letter after another became 102.6kReads9.5Score9.7kShelves

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    Lu Ming transmigrated to the battlefields of the Western Han Dynasty in the southern desert, where he was rescued by Huo Qubing on his first campaign. After revealing his transmigrator identity, history changed. Huo Qubing was no longer destined for an early death, and Emperor Wu of Han sought to rectify many regrets. Relying on his vast knowledge, Lu Ming guided the Han Dynasty onto a completely new path. Emperor Wu of Han: With Lu Ming and Huo Qubing, I will surely be able to eliminate the Xiongnu and plant the black dragon flag of the Han Dynasty all over the world. Huo Qubing: With Lu Ming, I will let future generations know how powerful a champion marquis who will never be given a title can be. Crown Prince Liu Ju: With Teacher Lu Ming, I will no longer be one of the most tragic crown princes in history. Lu Ming: You guys are putting a lot of pressure on me. Emperor Wu of Han: My pressure is even greater! The Han Dynasty is short of money! Lu Ming: The Japanese pirates have silver mines, and North America has silver mines too—more than we can ever spend. Emperor Wu of Han: Where did my silver mines go? Years later, Emperor Wu of Han stared at a world map, thinking, "These are all mine."

31. 81 开EN From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 538.9kReads9.7Score71.1kShelves

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    Every book is hilarious, and every single one is a masterpiece.

32. 82 异EN City of Beasts 异兽迷城 Peng Pai彭湃Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life 475.8kReads9.7Score67.4kShelves

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    Rainwater washed away the bright red blood, and a male corpse lay there, its eyes wide open in terror. Beside the body, a boy stood stiffly, his nimble fingers constantly turning a special silver card.

33. 83 诡EN The House of Dread 诡舍 The Sound of Wind and Rain at Night,夜来风雨声丶Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite-flow + Mild Horror + Survival + One Female Lead] A driverless bus carried a group of cursed people to a strange black lodge… Inside the lodge stood a door stained red with blood. At regular intervals, the cursed were forcibly dragged through the blood-red door and into terrifying worlds, where they had to complete horrifying events… After Ning Qiushui survived one bizarre and terrifying story after another inside the lodge, narrowly escaping death each time, he discovered that none of 707.4kReads9.6Score103.9kShelves
34. 84 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy581k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score431Shelves

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    No one supports my lofty ambitions; that's because they lack the ability. The roc rises with the wind, soaring ninety thousand miles high. You ask why it flies so fast? Because it eats too many beans and exhales rapidly! (Excerpt from Zhang Laojiu's *Underworld Log*, page 626)

35. 85 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 95.1kReads9.2Score9.5kShelves

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    Haha, this book is absolutely hilarious! That young man from that year amazed the world, but failed to amaze himself! Ying Yi time-traveled. The good news is, he traveled to ancient times! The bad news is, it's an unfamiliar dynasty! The good news is, he became the emperor! The bad news is, he was effectively sidelined!! The only slightly good news is that he has three beautiful wives! The bad news is, all three wives are daughters of those three men who have sidelined him, and they won't let him touch them...!!

36. 86 全 Global High Martial: My Luck Is Just a Little Too Strong 全球高武：我的幸运有亿点点强 Beast Girl of Shetoushan蛇头山的兽娘Eastern Fantasy217k WordsOngoing Lin Fan wakes to find himself “sent” by Earth’s will to another world shrouded in “black fog.” While everyone else struggles desperately to awaken their talents, his luck stat starts at one hundred million, and his talent, “Fortune Beyond the Heavens,” lets him make his wishes come true and turn his words into reality! He finds divine weapons just by walking around, enemies get struck by lightning, secret realms deliver treasures right to him, and even ferocious beasts fall into infighting and k 112Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 87 梦 A Dream of the Tang Dynasty: The Carefree Prince of Zhenguan 梦回大唐：贞观逍遥王 Beast Girl of Shetoushan蛇头山的兽娘Historical446k WordsOngoing I’m Li Ke, transmigrated into the body of Li Shimin’s third son. I just wanted to be a laid-back slacker, flirt with girls, make a little money, and coast through life. Who knew there’d be no System, and my golden finger would be nothing more than what I learned from middle-school textbooks? I figure out how to make ice with saltpeter, and my Crown Prince brother rushes to go into business with me. I casually recite a poem and become a top-tier star in the Tang poetry scene... Li Shimin: Ke’er, 20Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 88 求 Please, Just Kill Me 求求你，杀了我吧 Xian You闲悠Mystery159k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + comedy + dark humor + lighthearted + ensemble cast + subverting expectations + System] Shen Yi transmigrated to another world, a bizarre place overrun with ghosts and monsters, and became the doctor at a rundown clinic! Except Shen Yi had no desire to be this damn doctor. He just wanted to get himself killed as soon as possible so he could go home and live a lie-flat life with his girlfriend, who had just confessed that she was a rich woman! So he started doing everything he co 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Very lighthearted and funny, don't blame me if you laugh your head off.

39. 89 转 Reincarnated as a Divine Tree, I’m Building a Yin Soldier Clan 转生神树，我打造阴兵家族 Mu Feng Feng木风峰Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Ensemble Cast + System + Clan Saga + No Female Lead + The Protagonist Isn’t Human!] Clan Chief, this is bad! One of our people is injured! Quick, take them to the Divine Tree! Clan Chief, this is bad! One of our people is on the brink of death! Quick, take them to the Divine Tree! Clan Chief, this is bad! One of our people just passed away! Quick, take them to the Divine Tree. We can’t let the body get cold on the way! Reincarnated as a frail locust tree, Ji Yang only wanted to bask in the sun, 101.7kReads8.8Score11.4kShelves

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    These books are all great, come and take a look!

40. 90 弱 I'm a Weakling, Yet the Righteous Call Me the Supreme Saint-Demon 弱鸡的我，却被正道人士奉为无上圣魔 Ouyang Yun欧阳晕Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [A fresh take on misdirected assumptions + new twists + all kinds of reversals + pretending to be a tiger to eat a pig + wild fantasy ideas + lighthearted comedy] My name is Zhang Mo, and my family has been dirt-poor for generations. Yesterday, while I was farming, the local sect dragged me off to fill a vacancy. After I got up the mountain, I found out that our sect was actually an evil demonic cult. Even worse, after just one day on the job, they wanted me to become the sect leader. Damn this 7.8kReads9.2Score625Shelves
41. 91 谁 Who Let Him Awaken His Talent? 谁让他觉醒天赋的？ Cheese Spade芝士黑桃Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone Changes Class + Mythology Awakens + Overpowered Leveling + Lighthearted Comedy + No System + No Female Lead] Su Yu transmigrates to a world where everyone changes class and awakens a talent. Monsters run rampant, and other races invade! Danger and opportunity go hand in hand! Only by becoming a class-changer, leveling up, and growing stronger can you stand at the top of the world! On the day of his class change, Su Yu becomes a mysterious hidden class: the Fate Jester. He gains the D-r 12.6kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
42. 92 黄 Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子！你看我像人还是像神？ China's Famous Double Standard中国驰名双标Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio 30.6kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves

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    These books are great, come and take a look!

43. 93 系 The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了，我成了系统 Little Monster小小怪Urban4.9M WordsOngoing What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the 14.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
44. 94 大 The Great Zhou Demon-Pacifying Bureau: At the Start, I’m in the Dao Integration Realm! 大周靖妖监，开局合道之境！ Loves Scallop Vermicelli爱吃扇贝粉Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Decisive and ruthless] [Action-packed! The fighting never stops, and it's always thrilling!] [Zero-frame attacks] [Specializes in wiping out entire clans] [No female lead] Chen Tianzhi transmigrates to the Great Zhou Dynasty. To activate his golden finger, he joins the Demon Suppression Bureau, slaying demons and evil spirits! On his first mission, while the other trainee Demon Suppression Guards were still hesitating in the face of the evil spirit, Chen Tianzhi charged straight at it! “Die, ev 61.4kReads7.4Score5.1kShelves

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    It's good, and the plot doesn't drag.

45. 95 带 I Took Liu Tianxian to Northeastern China for New Year's, and the Whole Internet Went Wild Shipping Us 带刘天仙回东北过年，全网磕疯了 Eating the Skin, Not Spitting Out the Grape Skin吃皮不吐葡萄皮Urban1.2M WordsOngoing After transmigrating to a parallel world, singer Fang Yu is packaged by his company as a “cool, aloof heartthrob.” He’s about to team up with national goddess Liu Tianxian for the S-tier variety show New Year’s Homecoming! The company wants him to keep up the image, and his fans want him to act cool, but then a voice rings out in his head: [The Ultimate Down-to-Earth System has successfully bound to you!] Cool and aloof? He can’t pull that off for a second! Today, he’ll show them what a real Nor 114.9kReads8.7Score11kShelves
46. 96 开 From the Start, I Owed a Hundred Billion in Swagger Points 开局倒欠百亿豪气值 XHSXUrban78k WordsOngoing Awaken the Divine Tycoon System and recruit disciples from wealthy families to earn points toward your own extravagance. Can’t you spend a lifetime living in luxury? Keep growing stronger, gain three cultivation talents at once, and break through the Earth Realm with thirty consecutive chimes. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Yes, yes.

47. 97 功 My Cultivation Technique Has a Mind of Its Own and Is Trying to Steal the School Belle's Martial Arts? 功法成精，把校花的武技拐回家？ Little Little Little Fallen Leaf小小小小落叶Urban865k WordsOngoing (The rating just came out, and it's bound to rise!) In his previous life, Chu Feng worked himself to death, pushing himself so hard he literally died from overwork. Now he's been reborn as the only son of a Martial King in a high-martial world, with a fortune worth trillions! “I spent my whole previous life working myself to the bone. This time, it's finally my turn to enjoy life!” “Train in martial arts? No way! I'm going to do nothing! I want eighty-one gorgeous, grandmaster-level maids to wai 9.1kReads6.2Score946Shelves
48. 98 武 The Martial World Is Way Too Dark 武道人族还是太阴间了 Buried Blade葬刃Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.8M WordsOngoing In the interstellar age, martial arts flourished throughout human civilization. The Five Martial Gods stood at its pinnacle, with countless Divine Realm experts guarding them as they ruled over more than a hundred galaxies. As a hegemonic civilization, humanity had produced one talented generation after another over millions of years. In a society where everyone practiced martial arts, geniuses were as numerous as the stars. Beyond humanity, the threat of cosmic disasters loomed close, while cou 58.9kReads8.4Score5.1kShelves
49. 99 天EN Heaven's Chosen? Monster? No, It's the Grind Emperor 天骄？妖孽？不好，是肝帝 That Mountain, That Sea那山那海Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [The top workaholic in high-martial arts fiction] [Panel-based cultivation] [Cosmic setting] [Cultivation and progression, not point allocation or speedrunning; the protagonist is a born grinder] In the interstellar age, alien beasts invade and evil gods lurk all around. Li Qingshan awakens a martial arts panel that can record any technique or martial skill. He needs no insight or talent, and faces no bottlenecks. As long as he trains hard, he can improve, and every breakthrough lasts forever! H 219kReads9.3Score25.7kShelves
50. 100 开EN Max Out Online Loans at the Start, Speedrun the High Martial World 开局撸爆网贷，一路速通高武 Grass-Eater吃草的人Urban734k WordsCompleted [High Martial Arts] [Decisive and Ruthless] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Story] [Never Holds Back His Strength] [Not an Academy Story] Li Zhengyang activates the Money-Powered Martial Arts System: spend money and your vitality increases. What if you have no money at the start? Take out online loans! Other people tremble when they borrow money. He complains that the interest is too low and the credit limit too small. Borrow ten thousand, get seven thousand? Fine. Borrow twenty thousand, get fourte 28.2kReads6.7Score2.7kShelves

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