If You Don’t Laugh Within 30 Chapters, I’ll Eat My Words 书荒的进来，30章内你不笑算我输

1. 951 今 Working Overtime Again Today to Stop the Universe from Going Crazy 今天也在努力加班阻止宇宙发癫 Some Unknown Cultivation Fan某不知名修仙党Eastern Fantasy844k WordsCompleted Also known as: A Record of Cultivation Across the Multiverse. Fantasy + Sci-Fi + Wonder + Comedy; Exploration + Ensemble Cast + Everyday Life. Ji Wuxiu is a mediator for the Interuniversal Administration Bureau. His job used to be breaking up fights between the three great universes, but a disastrous teleportation accident sends him to a strange world of cultivation. Here, the Hehuan Sect is actually an orthodox sect, the little Saintess is a succubus, and his senior brother's flying sword hides 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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   A slow-burn novel blending fantasy, xianxia, and science fiction, depicting a vast and complex world of cultivation. The world expands expans, featuring a vibrant and engaging cast of characters. The daily life is heartwarming and engaging, while the action sequences are exciting and fast-paced. If you enjoy slow-burn stories, exploration, and ensemble casts, don't miss it!

2. 952 重 Reborn in My Second Year of High School, My Empress Deskmate Hasn’t Confessed Yet 重生高二，女帝同桌还未表白 Cute Demon King可爱魔王Urban273k WordsOngoing [Reborn] [Four-Person Team] [Dungeon Challenges] [One Heroine] [Lighthearted Comedy] This book is very funny, but the first dozen or so chapters aren't that good or funny. Please be patient and keep reading; it gets funny around chapters twenty or thirty. The book has a comic-book style, and its main tone is lighthearted comedy. (This is my first time writing, so I hope you'll offer suggestions for improvement ♡=•ㅅ<=)) After being reborn in his second year of high school, Fang Shaobai discovers 183Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Lighthearted, humorous, and urban martial arts film; everyone who's seen it raves about it.

3. 953 贷 I Borrowed Millions to Stock Up Before Transmigrating, and My Scumbag Husband and Rebellious Son Regretted It Bitterly 贷千万囤货穿越，渣夫逆子悔断肠 My Family Has Corn我家有玉米Modern Romance438k WordsOngoing At thirty-nine, A Xiu had spent half her life as a child bride, working like an ox and a horse for the Li family. She’d poured her heart and soul into raising their son, only to be hit with a shocking deception. At her son’s Tsinghua University admission banquet, he called his father’s mistress, Su Mei, “Mom” in front of everyone. That was when A Xiu learned the boy was actually the illegitimate child of her husband, Li Changgen, and Su Mei. Even worse, Li Changgen had married Su Mei long ago. T 297Reads—Score2414d adds

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   Yes, I'll eat my hat if you don't laugh.

4. 954 关 A Few Things About Property Management 关于物业的二三事 Just Let Me Put on That Bronze Mask就让我戴上那青铜假面Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Here, property management companies are miniature bureaucracies, homeowners' committees are battlegrounds for human nature, and residential communities are arenas where everyone's interests collide. Welcome to A Few Things About Property Management, an “industry-banned” novel that once sparked heated debate for being all too realistic. See how the protagonist, Chen Guang, a deputy general manager stripped of his authority, survives an impossible situation without relying on connections or playin 125Reads8.6Score—14d adds

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   Don't let the "time travel" element distract you from the story—the author's idea of Chen Guang becoming a playful rascal isn't just a joke; it's a subtle psychological subplot. 🌉 Dual Time-Space Mirror (Breaking the Closed Loop of Logic) • [Workplace Dilemma]: A property management company's newly appointed vice president is caught in a triple siege of power struggles, administration, and industry pressures. • Openly devising a strategy to break the deadlock • Writing an industry white paper • "Creating a path to survival in the cracks of the rules" • [Breaking the Mythological Barrier]: Transmigrating into Sun Wukong's third brother, Shuai Sanlang • Questioning the calculations of gods and Buddhas • Rewriting the journey to the West (such as the three battles with the White Bone Demon leading to a father-daughter reunion) • Striving for narrative sovereignty 🔑 The author's three profound insights: 1. Metaphorically welded shut: The property management company = the divine system. Chen Guang uses the same "pragmatic philosophy" (not taking the moral high ground, only calculating gains and losses) to tear apart the two sets of rules. 2. Resonance of marginalized people: Shuai Sanlang was originally a marginal supporting character in Yuan Zaju, just like Chen Guang, who was exploited in the workplace—the identity of a small person accurately anchors the theme of "awakening of subjectivity". Deconstruction and Upgrading: "Rewriting Journey to the West" is not a typical wish-fulfillment novel trope, but rather projects the communication wisdom of "streamlining processes and designing win-win paths" from *Property Management* onto the mythological dimension, completing an aesthetic dialogue of "survival resilience × narrative resistance." Simply put: the author uses Chen Guang as a needle to string together the cold reality and the fantastical irony, stitching out a profound truth—the confidence of ordinary people to break free from constraints never lies in their status, but in a clear mind and the courage to tear down the rules. (Both works are available on Tomato Novels: *A Few Things About Property Management* and *Playful Sanlang*)

5. 955 耍 The Mischievous Third Boy 耍耍三郎 Just Let Me Put on That Bronze Mask就让我戴上那青铜假面Eastern Fantasy418k WordsOngoing The Journey to the West you believe in is a script written by the Celestial Court. He knows the whole story by heart, yet discovers he is the only “typo” who knows the truth. On the surface, he is the forgotten third brother. In truth, he is the only “living evidence” among the Five-Colored Stone siblings who was never suppressed. Bound to the “Cognitive Rewriting System,” the more you believe in the myth, the more he can tear open the truth. In this life, he won’t seek the true scriptures. He’l 11Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 956 灵 The Five Strokes of the Spirit 灵之五划 Zhang Shiba章十八Eastern Fantasy559k WordsOngoing No one gets to define what web fiction should be! Within books lies a path to heaven; between the lines are the deeds of ten thousand ages. Three thousand great characters, each taking root; roots plunge deep into the earth, branches flourish and pierce the sky. Where does the mystery lie? Where does the fantasy begin? Hold a staff in either hand, swing blades with every stroke, hook your fingers around a cup, and join me for a drink. 3.3kReads—Score22614d adds

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   A good book that will brighten your day.

7. 957 退 After Breaking Off the Engagement, the Foolish Princess Marries the Ninth Lord with Her Four Maids 退婚后，傻妃携四大丫鬟嫁九千岁 Clingy Little Tomato粘人小番茄Ancient Romance1.8M WordsOngoing [Palace Intrigue + Household Intrigue + Historical Romance + Princess Consort + Legitimate Daughter + Medical Skills + Two Powerful Leads + Cunning + Playing the Fool + Reborn + Fiercely Protective + Political Scheming] 99% of the comments are positive! Read with confidence! Su Qian, once the leader of a special forces unit in the apocalypse, died unexpectedly while carrying out a mission. With her portable medical space, she transmigrated to ancient times and into the residence of a great gener 23.3kReads8.1Score3.8k14d adds

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   Look closely, no more confusion about what to read! These books are worth following, with engaging plots, compelling characters, and no disappointing endings. You won't regret reading them; you'll want more after finishing! Highly recommended gems! The plot is tight and fast-paced, packed with exciting moments, and the writing is smooth and immersive. Once you start reading, you'll be hooked! I've discovered a treasure of a novel, with likable characters, an explosive plot, and no dull moments. If you like this genre, don't miss it! 💕

8. 958 救 Help! The Horror NPCs Are Lining Up for Me to Do Their Makeup 救命！惊悚NPC都排队找我化妆 Wild Donkey Tribe野驴部落Mystery519k WordsCompleted [Horror game + NPCs + horror survival + no System] Su Qing, a workaholic makeup artist, was just working overtime. When she opened her eyes again, she had been sucked into a horror game with a 99% death rate! As she watched her teammates panic and wet themselves, the bottom-performing Slit-Mouthed Woman approached her with a pair of scissors. Su Qing despaired. But wait... This woman’s makeup is way too crude! Her professional instincts kicked in, and she blurted out, “Your makeup isn’t working. 880Reads—Score17714d adds
9. 959 诀 The Dao-Cutting Art 诀天道 Yue Xin Hengtian月信恒天Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing (No mindless protagonist, no clichéd plot, a cunning lead, fully realized characters, no System, twin swords) The twin swords ring out, cleaving the heavens. Let souls be severed and bones torn out as you will. The world shall know no more bloody storms. I am both demon and god! With everything shattered, can it be made whole again? Faced with the shackles of fate, he will cut them apart with his twin swords! The gods and demons wage war for a hundred years. The Heavenly Dao is merciless, treati 3.6kReads—Score28914d adds

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   I thought it was just another tired fantasy trope, but when I opened it, I found that the protagonist was a complete goofball in the later stages, but he was extremely shrewd and took revenge on the spot. There was no system or cheat code; the protagonist relied entirely on his intelligence and dual swords to kill everything in his path, and in the end, he even cleaved the Heavenly Dao. It was so satisfying!

10. 960 这 Why Does This Perpetual Motion Stone Come with a Pickup-and-Bind System? 这永动石怎么还自带拾取绑定系统 A Little Shrimp Who Slipped Through Compulsory Education义务教育漏网之小虾米Sci-Fi & Apocalypse158k WordsOngoing Ah Tang (Great Chieftain of the Idle Fish Tribe), the Idle Fish Tribe’s top “Master of Lazing About.” If he can lie down, he absolutely won’t sit. “Why call me lazy? I haven’t done anything at all!” Juan Wang, full name Juan Wang Juan Buxiu, the thirty-seventh chieftain of the Grindset Tribe and the holder of the “Most Overworked Primitive on Balding Star” title for twenty consecutive years. He still wields that gleaming stone axe, has “Heaven rewards the diligent” written across his forehead, a 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Abstract Humor

11. 961 跑 Mountain Running: Contracting Fierce Beasts and Taking Over the Entire Mountain 跑山：契约猛兽，承包整座大山 Eat, Eat, Fool吃吃痴Urban2.7M WordsCompleted (Now complete and ready to binge) [Everyday life in the 1980s + hunting + lighthearted + pets] A lonely old forest ranger is reborn in 1984. From the start, he stirs up a hornet’s nest and unexpectedly activates the Beast Servant System. He contracts hornets as beast servants. No beehive on the mountain can escape their tracking! As their master, Shi Lin reluctantly follows behind them to collect the honey. He contracts a sable as a beast servant. Wild rabbits, pheasants, cuckoo birds... There’s 78.1kReads9.0Score5.1k14d adds

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    "Film and Television World: It's Normal to Have More Girlfriends After Transmigrating" is an urban romance novel by authors Gangdan and Xiaoer, belonging to the fan fiction genre. The novel tells the story of the protagonist who transmigrates to a film and television world, where his life undergoes a dramatic transformation, especially in the number of girlfriends he has. The novel, with its unique blend of transmigration and urban life, showcases the protagonist's adventures and love stories in different film and television worlds.

12. 962 神 God-Tier Teacher, Mass-Producing Superstar Kings! 神级教师，批发天王巨星！ Dong Fenghu东风胡Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Teacher + nurturing talent + arts scene + helping people succeed] Xu Zeming transmigrated into a parallel world that was a cultural desert. Here, the Hua Xia nation was actually mocked internationally for having no culture! How could he put up with that?! He became an art school teacher, guiding a piano prodigy who refused to let his disability hold him back to the top once more! With his other hand, he unearthed an unknown sculpting genius, showed the world the wonders of Hua Xia woodcarving, 2.7kReads9.1Score25514d adds

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    [Already hooked] School bully playing games in class? He just pulls out the top account in the whole server and crushes him; underachiever sleeping in class? He just carries his cot to the playground and starts a live stream to catch up on sleep! This hardcore homeroom teacher, who carries a thermos in his left hand and wields a pointer in his right, uses his "fight fire with fire" approach to subdue problem students, and every chapter will have you laughing out loud!

13. 963 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.8kReads9.5Score2.4k14d adds

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    🥭🥭🥭 Absolutely hilarious! The female lead is a professional "blocker" (someone who obscures others' affections). After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of a domineering CEO's universally disliked fiancée. The CEO and the seemingly innocent girl are all lovey-dovey on a dating reality show, while netizens vehemently criticize the female lead as a homewrecker. The female lead: "I'm fed up, let's call off the engagement." The seemingly innocent girl sweetly replies, "Don't be angry, sister. I have a tomboyish personality, we're just good buddies." The CEO: "You're playing hard to get." The female lead smiles, "No, I'm pregnant with someone else's child." She's created her own identity outside, spouting nonsense—it's so satisfying! On the dating reality show, the seemingly innocent girl digs a hole: "I heard you've only ever liked playing with boys since you were little?" The female lead nods: "Yes, girls are clean, they think I'm dirty from blowing up poop." Viewers: The poop-blowing queen! Love it!

14. 964 综 Wuxia Crossover: I'm the Jianghu's Amusement-Seeker 综武：我是江湖乐子人 Me and This Fish吾与此鱼Male-Channel Fanfiction993k WordsOngoing [Invincible + fun + stirring up trouble + sharp-tongued banter + comic characters] The martial world is boring, full of fighting and killing everywhere. Why not find a little fun? That year, a young man rose to fame in the martial world. Rumor had it that he was short-tempered, disrespectful to his elders, exceptionally good at fighting, and even better at running his mouth… That year, Qu Feiyan was inexplicably kidnapped, Tian Boguang was inexplicably crippled, Lin Pingzhi was inexplicably resc 9.5kReads8.9Score48214d adds
15. 965 影 You Should've Told Me This Was a Film and TV World, That Pretty Girl Is Waiting for Me 影综你不早说小姐姐还等着我呢 Steel Egg and Little Two钢蛋和小二Male-Channel Fanfiction2.3M WordsOngoing Multiple heroines! A crossover of TV worlds, lighthearted comedy, everyday life, a slow pace, scheming goofballs, and absurd humor! Lin Bufan is reborn in a TV world. Only after graduating from college and deciding to lie flat does he realize this isn’t a parallel world, but a world made up of TV dramas. Ode to Joy, To Be a Better Man, Nothing But Thirty, Twenty Your Life On, The Golden Years, Love Apartment, Let’s Get Married, Diamond Lover, The Tale of Rose, Meet Yourself... that’s all for now 9.4kReads7.5Score36014d adds
16. 966 重 Reborn in Dream of the Red Chamber, I'm Actually the Lin Family's Adopted Son?! 重生红楼，我竟是林府养子？！ Merlin's Old Friend梅林旧友Historical3.0M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted + everyday life + multiple heroines + mainly centered on life in the garden] College student Lin Ke was delighted to be reborn. But he was reborn as a baby, and while still swaddled, he was sent to live in a grand residence. When he learned that the master of the estate was called Lin Yanyuan, and saw the mistress, Jia Min, with her heavily pregnant belly, he knew he’d transmigrated to exactly the right place. What followed was a completely different story of Dream of the Red Chamb 10.7kReads8.3Score91814d adds
17. 967 家 My Whole Clan Are Children of Destiny, So I’m the Clan Chief and I Lie Flat 家族全是天命之子，族长我躺平了 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Family clan + ensemble cast + easygoing + lie flat + no self-sacrificing do-gooder + multiple female leads] Xu Qingzhou transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the patriarch of a third-rate clan. Just after binding a family-clan System, he learns that his clan is about to be wiped out. He can hear the inner thoughts of some of his clan members, and every one of them has a golden finger. Their cultivation can even feed back to him. All they have to do is work hard at cultivation, but Xu Qin 6.1kReads7.8Score42214d adds
18. 968 老 Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师：我淋过雨，你们想撑伞 Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 16.4kReads9.3Score1.8k14d adds

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    [Laughing] ① I've read this three times! [Laughing] My stomach hurts from laughing! [Laughing and crying] It's hilarious! I started reading it because of the title, but after two chapters I got hooked. I laughed three times! People with a low threshold for laughter should definitely check it out! [KISS] Challenge yourself to see just how high your threshold for laughter is. Once I was reading it while eating, and I almost dropped my bowl! It's just so funny, hahaha! [Heart] 🌈 ⑦ I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I simply can't stand this novel! Oh my god, who can stand it? 🔥 The opening is so intense! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I love reading this novel so much that I read it every night. 🌸

19. 969 爆 Hilarious: Someone Please Keep Him in Check! I Can't Stop Laughing 爆笑：来个人管管他吧！笑不活了 Fierce and Beautiful凶颠美头Urban620k WordsOngoing Chu Jian. He transmigrated to a parallel world! He became the younger brother of superstar Yang Mi and was brought into the entertainment industry, but with nothing going for him but his looks, he hadn't gotten a single gig in six months. He earned only 3,000 yuan a month in base pay, which was less than he could make working in a factory... Just as he finally couldn't take it anymore and confronted Yang Mi, a sudden ding rang in his head. [Host detected. Livestream Challenge System binding begi 39Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 970 全EN The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜，真千金爆料啦 The Long Wind Brings No Romance长风不入情Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 22kReads9.1Score2.7k14d adds
21. 971 零 Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃：爹咋哭的比娃响 Attending the Banquet Without Paying a Gift吃席不交份子钱Urban1.4M WordsCompleted As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b 18.7kReads9.5Score1.8k14d adds
22. 972 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 6.3kReads9.5Score97414d adds

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    🍄🍄🍄A story of metaphysics, humor, and silliness. She starts by getting knocked down by a dog, then gets drunk and rides it... She carries a suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument) down the mountain to send her family on their way, only to be met with her scumbag father's curses. She raises the suona and smashes it into his head until it bleeds! "Dare to call yourself my father? My name isn't even on the household registration, how can you prove it? I'm your father!" The scumbag, Cha Yan, speaks eloquently, then throws the sucumbag father at her in a double whammy, going berserk.

23. 973 给 The Ninth Book to Earn My Daughter’s Dowry 给女儿挣嫁的第9本书 Earning a Dowry for My Daughter给女儿挣嫁妆Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Multiple Heroines]+ [Decisive and Ruthless]+ [Overpowered Power Fantasy] My master's wife passes her power on to me. My senior sister shares her cultivation with me whenever she completes a mission. The princess can accelerate my recovery. The empress... directly acknowledges me as her master... 3.8kReads7.2Score23514d adds
24. 974 癫 Crazy! The Craziest of Them All! Who Isn't Crazy in a CEO Romance? 癫！癫中癫！霸总文里哪有不癫的 Five Blessings Rabbit五福兔Two Male Leads508k WordsCompleted Also known as: Mad! Madder than Mad! How Can a CEO Romance Not Be Completely Unhinged? [Two male leads + gossip-watching + office worker + other people’s inner monologues floating above their heads] Lin Heng transmigrates into a book, and there are two pieces of news. The good news is that he has a secure job working for a domineering CEO, inheriting his father’s position. It’s been passed down for three generations, and even when you leave, the job remains. He can also see other people’s inner 5.9kReads9.2Score80314d adds

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    ① Chen Yang, after time-traveling, encounters unspoken rules and thinks he can reach the pinnacle of life, only to see a rich, bullfrog-like woman. **Chen Yang**: "Mencius said: Wealth and honor cannot be bought with silver!" (With a firm resolve, he runs away) 🔥 **Faced with a barrage of negative comments online, he chooses to indiscriminately lash out:** "Laugh at me for being crazy? I wish you diarrhea!" ✓ He then sets the setting to "Only fans can criticize" ✓ He gains a million haters, who are also fans. 💥 **A real-life record of a reality show's chaotic romance:** **Staff:** "Why did you participate in the show?" **Chen Yang**: "300,000 per episode, wouldn't you do it?" **Staff:** "What's your personality like?" **Chen Yang**: "Introverted, I don't dare to kiss beautiful women directly." **Staff:** "Good morning~" **Chen Yang**: "Who says good morning at 5 am? Did the King of Hell just get off work?!" 🌟 **Reading Highlights** 🌟 ✅ Crazy literature becomes reality ✅ Using immorality to defeat magic ✅ Entertainment Industry Anti-PUA Ceiling ②✨**While others transmigrate into books to fall in love, I transmigrate to inherit my family's iron rice bowl!**✨ Lin Heng transmigrates into a book and happily obtains a "butler family" position—✔️Inheriting his father's business as an assistant to a domineering CEO✔️One job passed down for three generations, the job remains even after the person leaves✔️Bonus superpower: Seeing **embarrassing narration** above everyone's heads! **Workplace daily life be like:** 🔥Dealing with the white moonlight who spent 7 million of the underage domineering CEO's money in two months: "Here's 5 million to leave him!" ☕️After being splashed with coffee by the white moonlight, he calls the police: "Damaged haute couture suit, I suggest you use a sewing machine to pay back the debt!" Silly bodyguard: No compensation, no payback💼Disciplining the silly bodyguard: "Payback? Do you think you're playing a domineering CEO novel?!" ③ Shu Yan is bound to the female supporting character's revenge system, holding a **text modification golden finger**—**Just change a few words, and the plot directly collapses into a hilarious comedy!** **🔥**Domestic Strife Novel:** The Prince Wants to Force-feed the Princess with Excrement? **Before Revision:** "The Prince Picked Up a Bowl of Excrement and Forced it on the Princess" **After Revision:** "The Prince Picked Up a Bowl of Excrement and Forced It on Himself" **Result:** The Prince chugs it down in a frenzy, **Servants:** Who said the Prince doesn't love the Princess? He can't even bear to waste excrement! **Princess:** "I'd rather have nothing than this kind of love!" 🔥**CEO Novel:** The Scumbag CEO Kills His Wife to Prove His Dao? **Before Revision:** "The CEO Grabs the Heiress to Explain" **After Revision:** "The CEO Grabs the Chandelier to Explain" **Result:** The CEO Transforms into Tarzan, Swinging on a Chandelier! **Heiress:** "Get Back! Get Back!" ④✨**Others cultivate immortality through arduous practice, I use gossip as a perpetual motion machine for merit! **✨ Xie Nanxi, a notorious "wicked true lord" in the cultivation world, wakes up to find herself transmigrated into the body of the real daughter of a future descendant who was switched at birth— **Good news**: She comes with the universe's strongest gossip system; every bite of gossip she eats earns her a bit of merit! **Bad News:** Only after accumulating a million merit points can one return to the Immortal Realm… **Xie Nanxi:** "Help me up! I can enjoy this gossip for another five hundred years!" 🍉**Daily Gossip Time**🍉 ✔️Watching the village chief's black dog cheat: "Tsk tsk, the dog world is pretty fancy too?" ✔️Exposing the online dating scams of high-IQ romantics: "Transferring a million every week, are you raising an electronic pet? Being cuckolded is your deserved blessing." **Saved Souls:** "Although she's immoral, she's really good at getting along with people!" **Immortal Realm Colleagues:** "She's earned so much merit, I'm almost out of merit from anger!" 🔥**Secret to Increasing Merit Points**🔥 ✅ Be immoral when gossiping, and you'll naturally gain merit! ✅ There's no gossip I can't get my hands on in the Three Realms! [Laughing]

25. 975 让 You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总 Yi Qiansha忆茜纱Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. · 13.1kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
26. 976 全 Everyone Hears My Thoughts and Joins the Gossip, While the Real Heiress Drops Bombshells 全员读心来吃瓜，真千金爆大料啦 Innocent Chicken Feet无辜鸡爪Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + The Real Ancestor + Feel-Good Showbiz + Gossipy Aunties as the Intelligence Network + Divine Lightning Protection] Xie Nanxi, ancestor of the Xie family, was given the title True Lord of Virtue, though people called her the True Lord of Vice. She transmigrates as the real heiress from the Xie family’s future generations who was switched at birth, bringing along the universe’s most powerful gossip System: the Karma-For-Gossip System. Every piece of gossip she enj 3.2kReads9.3Score40114d adds
27. 977 诡EN The House of Dread 诡舍 The Sound of Wind and Rain at Night,夜来风雨声丶Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite-flow + Mild Horror + Survival + One Female Lead] A driverless bus carried a group of cursed people to a strange black lodge… Inside the lodge stood a door stained red with blood. At regular intervals, the cursed were forcibly dragged through the blood-red door and into terrifying worlds, where they had to complete horrifying events… After Ning Qiushui survived one bizarre and terrifying story after another inside the lodge, narrowly escaping death each time, he discovered that none of 705.5kReads9.6Score103.9k14d adds

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    This novel is far superior to "Ten Days"! It's beyond my expectations. Every character is incredibly intelligent, and their battles of wits are captivating. Most importantly, there are no angst, offering pure reading pleasure. It's a rare gem, powerfully written, and increasingly engrossed the more you read; its charm is beyond words.

28. 978 小 Chen Buqi, the Little Taoist 小道士陈不欺 Big Sister Li李家大姐Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Buqi. My professions include Taoist priest, locksmith, cook, phone repairman, driver, and tomb-raiding consultant…. I have too many to list them all. I was raised by my master and martial uncle! They were both incredible! I only learned that after coming back from my first year out in the world. Because I liked to play around, I also squandered a lot of techniques that people would have envied! Fortunately, I devoted myself to physiognomy and mastered two special 152.6kReads9.1Score13.6k14d adds

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    🥭🥭① "Ding dong, congratulations host, you have gained villain value +1000 by using the 'Smashing Bomb' technique to cure someone permanently." "Run! He's a demon!" First, he drugged someone, and then he used the "Smashing Bomb" technique to cure them permanently. This protagonist is truly shameless.

29. 979 他 He's This Shameless? And He Calls Himself a Cultivator? 他这么贱，真是修仙之人？ Yangzhou Foot Scratcher扬州抠脚Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast] [Steady Pacing] [If you mind joining the sect only to shovel manure, proceed with caution] The Daode Sect opened its doors to new disciples, and Xu Ye drew widespread attention with his innate sword spirit root. Unexpectedly, both sworn brothers who had traveled with him also possessed innate sword spirit roots. The Daode Sect rejoiced, convinced its future was bright. But after the three entered the sect, it was thrown into chaos, and peace was a thing 17.9kReads7.6Score2.2k14d adds
30. 980 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 68.7kReads9.3Score6.7k14d adds
31. 981 你EN Why Provoke Him? Even the Weakest in His Sect Is a Great Emperor 你惹他干嘛？他宗门最弱都是大帝 Mihoyo, Watch Out米忽悠看刀Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsOngoing (Invincible protagonist + taking disciples + sect upgrades + ruthless and decisive + expansive worldbuilding + ensemble cast + gradual build-up + the pacing is a little slow for the first 200,000 words, then becomes explosively fast) “You have to pay to cultivate immortality?” “You even have to grease palms to get a spot?” “And pay the sect thirty taels of silver every month?” “You have to serve as a menial for half a year before you can even get a chance to study immortal arts?” “You came first 135.9kReads8.5Score10k14d adds

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    "Pay to cultivate immortality?" "You have to spend money to secure a spot?" "You have to pay the sect thirty taels of silver every month? The higher your cultivation level, the more you get?" "You have to work as a menial laborer for half a year before you have a chance to learn immortal techniques?" "You get the best performance as a menial laborer but fail the assessment without paying bribes?" Ha, what kind of immortality can you cultivate without money? Transmigrator Su Bai founded the Heavenly Dao Sect, bound to the "Strongest Sect in History" system, allowing him to join the sect without paying! He can learn immortal techniques on his very first day! The sect pays its disciples monthly, with higher cultivation levels receiving more...

32. 982 北 The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Northern School 北派盗墓笔记 Yun Feng云峰Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Published in print and available online] [The Beipai Notes horizontal-screen drama is now streaming] [Tomb Raiding + Mystery + Antiques] I'm a poor kid from a mountain village in Northeast China. In the early twenty-first century, hoping to make something of myself, I joined a northern tomb-raiding crew. From south to north, I've seen every side of the underworld and crossed paths with people from all walks of life. Over the years, I went from a young man to a middle-aged one. My drinking got b 948.8kReads9.6Score117.8k14d adds
33. 983 全 Global Sinicization, Starting at the End of the Ming Dynasty 全球汉化，从明末开始 Cutting the Hanging斩悬Historical3.2M WordsOngoing After his soul travels back to the end of the Ming dynasty, in the first year of the Chongzhen reign, Wei Changjun discovers that he can contact the future. Before me lies the dying Ming dynasty, beset within by Zhang Xianzhong, Li Zicheng, and rebel kings vying for control of the Central Plains. Beyond its borders, the Jurchen cavalry watches hungrily, ready to invade at any moment. Behind me stands a future superpower: the National History Research Institute, the Ministry of Agriculture, the M 8.5kReads8.9Score52214d adds
34. 984 满EN A Family of Hopeless Romantics, Except for the Evil Little Junior Brother 满门恋爱脑，唯有小师弟正的发邪 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [No System + Slow-Burn + Cautious Protagonist + Funny and Lighthearted] The senior apprentice brother is love-struck, and the second senior apprentice brother is burdened with a blood feud. The third senior apprentice sister has loved and fought the Demon Lord through three lifetimes, while the fourth senior apprentice sister is a white lotus. The sect leader left the sect for love, and the uncle-master ventured deep into the demonic path for the woman he loved... Neither immortal nor heroic, th 21.1kReads8.4Score1.8k14d adds
35. 985 黑 Quit Pretending, Black-Hearted Senior Brother. All Your Accomplices Have Confessed 黑心师兄别装啦，你的同伙全招了 I Just Love Bewitching Women就喜欢妖女Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Everyday life + lighthearted + supreme survivor + invincible among peers + silly and loaded] Wait, I gave him a Qi Refining cultivation method. How did he cultivate all the way to become a Great Emperor? Hua Liuyun, who grew up without parents, uses his heaven-defying luck to build a life of wealth, step by step. The child of luck is old news. He’s the father of luck. Before absolute strength, even the Lord of a Forbidden Zone has to raise a hand and offer him a cigarette. Before money, even th 17.6kReads8.4Score2.3k14d adds
36. 986 全 Global Ghostmasters: There Are Hundreds of Millions of Ghosts Inside Me 全球御鬼：我的体内有亿只鬼 Tianzhuo Huazi天卓华子Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted [Looting bamboo shoots + ghostly resurgence + ghost taming + one female lead + comedy = 100,000 new words every week?] The comic of the same name, Global Ghost Tamer: I Have Hundreds of Millions of Ghosts Inside Me, is now available on Fanqie. Lin Mo was playing games in class when he transmigrated to a parallel world overrun by ghosts. With the worst talent of all, he unexpectedly gained the Defense-Breaking System. As long as he could make a ghost lose its composure, he could force it into a c 72.4kReads9.4Score9.8k14d adds

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    Oh my god 🤩, the red-clad female ghost is absolutely amazing! She drives the entire story forward. Help! 😖, It's just too good! Author, you've gone too far! The plot twists are so natural, the writing is fantastic, so good 👏, so awesome 👍, I can't get enough of it, it's top-tier, I give it full marks!

37. 987 女 I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦 My Mom Told Me to Go on a Blind Date我妈喊我去相亲Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n 17.8kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds

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    I absolutely love this book! How can there be such an adorable little girl like Tuantuan? [Laughing][Laughing] Such a cute kid, not a time-travel story, everyone is a smart and lovable character, the female lead is quirky and adorable. The first time Ye Tuantuan met her grandfather, she brought the imperial seal home, and her father was speechless. The second time they met, the female lead wanted to wear the dragon robe, and her father was speechless again. Once at a banquet, her grandfather wasn't there, and the female lead climbed onto the dragon throne. This time, everyone present was speechless—it was hilarious! The daughter is shameless; her father is about to be driven mad.

38. 988 若 If Fantasy Came True, My Wife Would Be Another Me 若幻想成真，我的老婆是另一个我 Cai Xiaoxu菜小栩Urban722k WordsCompleted [Illustrations included, one female lead, cozy daily life, a fresh take on romance] Also known as: “When I Opened My Eyes, My Imaginary Girlfriend Was There” (PS: The female lead was a girl from the beginning. The story includes illustrations of her and of the male and female leads interacting, redrawn by the author herself.) We are all searching for another version of ourselves. When Xu Xian woke up, a girl was lying beside him. “Who are you?” “I'm the girl-version of you that you imagined, ano 1.3kReads9.4Score22614d adds

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    Novels differ from life; characters and plot development can be artificially shaped. However, this book takes a slow-burn approach, lacking deliberate "naturalness" and instead unfolding smoothly and naturally. The story is unassuming and lacks dramatic twists, but that's precisely what attracts me most—its content flows like a mountain stream, subtly and beautifully nourishing the soul. Although fictional, it feels closer to life and more natural than many other stories. I highly recommend it!

39. 989 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 25kReads9.5Score3.1k14d adds

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    🔥🔥🔥Hilarious! Super funny! The female lead transmigrates into a book, and in the stark contrast, she completely gives up to save her brothers from impending doom. After hearing their sister's true feelings, they all play along perfectly. The brothers are all very doting on their sister. The gossip machine keeps getting into trouble wherever it goes. [Eating melon][Eating melon] As the female lead eats the gossip, she realizes something's getting increasingly strange…

40. 990 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 27.8kReads9.3Score3.7k14d adds

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    This book, which I started following on TikTok, is absolutely amazing!

41. 991 基EN Gene Lock Unleashed: I Am Invincible—Do As You Please 基因锁一开，我无敌，你随意 Brilliant Writing Turns to Smoke妙笔生烟Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsCompleted [A classic old-school story, set in a fictional world, no System, full of passion.] Towering walls rose from the ground, turning Earth into a maze. Monsters mutated wildly and reproduced in grotesque forms. Humanity entered a post-apocalyptic era of biological mutation and energy control. All kinds of combat professions emerged. As a despised subspecies and a weakling on the battlefield, Fu Junlin should have spent his life just trying to get by. That was until a twisted, goofy life-form entered 7.2kReads9.2Score61214d adds

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    These are all good; they'll make you laugh so hard your abs will give you abs.

42. 992 直 Livestream: A Giant Panda, a National Treasure, Starts Following Me 直播：开局被国宝大熊猫跟踪 Let's Talk About the Records of the Grand Historian话说史记Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [System + livestreaming + animals] Outdoor streamer Jiang Feng gets a check-in and sign-in System while livestreaming from his hometown in the Taibai Mountains. On the way back, a giant panda cub follows him and ends up moving into Jiang Feng's home, refusing to leave. Jiang Feng: “Go on, get out of here! I can't afford to keep you anymore!” The giant panda lifts its little head: “Squeak, squeak! I want to get a job and earn money to support my family!” Viewers: “Nooo, giant panda! I'll collect 4kReads9.4Score36714d adds
43. 993 规 Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈？我选择叛逆 Alas, Deep Love奈何情深Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted [A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra 50.1kReads9.6Score6.3k14d adds
44. 994 谁 Who Put a Celebrity in My Trunk? 谁往我车后备箱塞了个女明星？ Huimin, the Chicken-Raising King惠民养鸡王Urban1.1M WordsCompleted One day, Xu Mo was getting off work as usual when he heard a noise coming from the trunk. He opened it and took a look. A famous actress had been tossed into the trunk, bound hand and foot! What he didn’t know was that countless cameras were pointed at him. This was a brand-new kind of show. The first ordinary person selected was caught in less than an hour. But once Xu Mo was chosen, things started to take a different turn. “Holy crap, that’s not how the script goes! Xu Mo is way too intense. H 33.1kReads8.4Score2.4k14d adds

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    The protagonist left work as usual, and upon hearing a noise from the trunk, he opened it to find the female celebrity bound and gagged and thrown into his car's trunk by the production crew. The protagonist was completely unaware of this, and at that moment, countless cameras were pointed at him, revealing his bizarre behavior and true nature, completely disregarding the script. The female celebrity was almost in tears from fright.

45. 995 我 I’m the Greek God of Madness, So Don’t Mess With Me 我，别惹，古希腊掌管癫子的神 Whirlwind Lightbringer旋风光之子Modern Romance326k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + a spineless loser’s descent into madness] Jiang Lian transmigrated into a book, becoming a supporting female character in a story about going crazy. Her job was to serve as a foil to the unhinged heroine, and she could only return home by repairing the plot. Overworked drone Jiang Lian said, “Isn’t the foil to an unhinged person just a spineless loser? I’ve been a corporate workhorse for five years. Nobody understands being spineless better than I do!” And so, on a variety show. 10.7kReads9.5Score1.7k14d adds
46. 996 尸 Born of a Corpse, Carried in a Ghost's Coffin 尸生子，鬼抬棺 Jie Yu界玉Mystery3.3M WordsCompleted In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse! 213.6kReads9.6Score25.4k14d adds
47. 997 快 Run! Wei Zheng Is Bringing His Son to Court! 快跑，魏征扛着他儿子上朝了！ My Bumpy Journey磕磕绊绊的我Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Year Seven of the Zhenguan era. A thunderous boom sounded in the sky, and I transmigrated into Wei Shuyu. As Wei Zheng's beloved son, shouldn't I help my father with his troubles? Li Shimin secretly hiding spending money? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to take a concubine? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to lead a personal campaign? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out... In short, whatever Li Shimin does, we oppose it. That's how you earn a reput 22.9kReads9.0Score2.7k14d adds
48. 998 僵 The Zombie Queen Has Twins 僵尸皇后她一胎两宝 Two Hundred Thousand a Month月二十万Ancient Romance514k WordsCompleted [Adorable babies + raising children + fleeing while pregnant + male lead with two souls in one body + pure feel-good wish fulfillment + past and present lives + lighthearted comedy] A Zhu is a zombie. She’s harmless, loves beauty and herself, and basks in moonlight every night. Life is wonderful! But who could have imagined… One day, she would become pregnant with the Dog Emperor’s child and give birth to identical zombie twins, a boy and a girl, who bounce along behind her every day calling her 1.8kReads9.0Score28014d adds

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    This is a hilarious comedy from Tomato Studios! The female lead, A-Zhu, is a narcissistic zombie who enjoys moonbathing every day. But then she becomes pregnant with the emperor's child and gives birth to twin zombie babies! The adorable children constantly call her "Mama," and the male lead has two souls within one body. The plot is mindless and exhilarating, with past and present lives intertwined, guaranteed to keep you laughing. You have to watch it!

49. 999 满 The Max-Level Big Shot in the 1970s: If You Won't Back Down, I'll Fight 满级大佬在七零，主打不服就干 Fresh Popcorn爆米花来咯Modern Romance616k WordsCompleted The heroine is domineering, with an outrageously high combat ability. Later, she joins the military. The hero is an educated youth who later goes into scientific research. A strong heroine paired with a weaker hero. If that’s not your thing, please move along. [Historical setting + transmigration with body intact + no pocket dimension or System + Strong Female Lead] Mai Sui, a max-level powerhouse, transmigrates to the 1970s. She just wants to lie flat and live a quiet, ordinary l 58.5kReads9.1Score4.9k14d adds

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    It's super good, the female lead is amazing, and it's a bit funny.

50. 1000 我 There’s a Ghost Inside Me 我的体内有只鬼 A Black-Inked Blade一柄墨刀Mystery3.5M WordsCompleted Vengeful ghosts awaken, and a hundred ghosts roam the night. Jiang Xiao transmigrates into this world for no apparent reason and finds himself surrounded by demons and monsters. But then he discovers that his shadow can devour ghosts without limit and gain their abilities. [Successfully devoured the White Mist Ghost. Ability acquired: Mist Form] [Successfully devoured the Hanging Ghost. Ability acquired: Shackles] [Successfully devoured the Bronze Ghost. Ability acquired: Copper Skin] [Successfu 20.1kReads9.3Score2.3k14d adds

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    "I was completely hooked by the first ten chapters of this novel! The plot is gripping, the characters are vivid, and every page is captivating. 🏝️📚 Highly recommended, don't miss it! 🏄‍♀️"

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