If You Don’t Laugh Within 30 Chapters, I’ll Eat My Words 书荒的进来，30章内你不笑算我输

1. 801 不 I Stopped Acting Human, and Threw the Entire Ninja World into Chaos 不当人的我，霍乱了整个忍界 Argumentative Little Radish杠精萝卜头Anime Fanfiction1.7M WordsCompleted [Naruto + System + forbidden jutsu collector + stealing a tailed beast from the start] Kekkei Genkai: Does Transparent Escape mean peeping? Forbidden jutsu: Does Flying Thunder God mean stealing? The Seven-Tails Chomei's ability to fly: even more convenient? The moonlit young man gets himself an Inhuman System and begins a lifetime of wreaking havoc on the ninja world. On the battlefield, he's a ghost who appears and vanishes without a trace. During the Fourth Great Ninja War, whether it's Uchih 22.6kReads8.8Score1.6kShelves
2. 802 穿 Transmigrated as a Dragon: The King Sacrifices a Princess From the Start 穿越恶龙：开局国王献祭公主 The Penguin Who Can't Wake Up睡不醒的企鹅Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + pseudo-DND + Western fantasy + beast-eared girls + farming + lord + one sweet, pampered heroine, cherished above all others + giant beasts] Su Nian woke up to find that he had become a wicked dragon everyone wanted dead. But what was a little girl doing cowering beside him? “Ding! Hello, Host. I am the War and Plunder System.” “Ding! Hello, Host. I am the Evolution and Modification System.” “Ding! Hello, Host. I am the Evil Villain System.” “Ding! Too many Systems dete 30.8kReads9.3Score3.2kShelves
3. 803 死 Necromancer: Kill You, and You Belong to Me 死灵法师：弄死你，你就是我的了 Extra-Large Dream超大号的梦Urban253k WordsOngoing [Comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger + passion + character growth + a guaranteed great read you won’t regret picking up] Mutated creatures invade, and humans awaken supernatural abilities. Humanity relies on these abilities to fight the mutated creatures. But necromancy has always been a less-than-ideal profession. First, enslaving the dead is immoral. Second, summoned spirits often turn on their masters. Hao Huo awakens the [Necromancer Quest System] and believes his future is bright. But th 10Reads8.3Score—Shelves
4. 804 开 Haunted from the Start, I Dug Up Her Family's Ancestral Grave Overnight 开局鬼缠身，我连夜刨了她家祖坟 One-Sixth六分之一Urban147k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Schemer + Wild Imagination + Ghosts’ Worst Nightmare] Supernatural incidents are breaking out all over Blue Star, and suddenly the whole world has become dangerous. Luckily, Qin Yuan has activated the Ghosts’ Worst Nightmare System. By collecting ghosts’ negative emotions, he can use them as points to draw prizes and obtain all kinds of items and abilities. As a result, ghost victims are starting to appear all over the place. Starved Ghost: “He tied me up and 30.8kReads8.5Score2.2kShelves
5. 805 神 God-Tier Teacher, Mass-Producing Superstar Kings! 神级教师，批发天王巨星！ Dong Fenghu东风胡Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Teacher + nurturing talent + arts scene + helping people succeed] Xu Zeming transmigrated into a parallel world that was a cultural desert. Here, the Hua Xia nation was actually mocked internationally for having no culture! How could he put up with that?! He became an art school teacher, guiding a piano prodigy who refused to let his disability hold him back to the top once more! With his other hand, he unearthed an unknown sculpting genius, showed the world the wonders of Hua Xia woodcarving, 5kReads9.1Score474Shelves

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   [Already planted] The school bully plays games in class? He took out the number one account in the server with his backhand and beat him up; a scumbag fell asleep in class? Just carry the camp bed to the playground and start a live broadcast to catch up on sleep! This hard-core class teacher, who carries a thermos cup in his left hand and swings a pointer in his right hand, uses the coquettish operation of "fighting violence with violence" to tidy up problem students and make them docile. Every chapter makes him laugh until he cries!

6. 806 综 Variety Shows Are Full of Fools, So I Become the Big Shot with My Silly Antics 综艺水浅王八多，我靠沙雕做大哥 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance561k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + secret marriage to a tycoon + outrageous nonsense + everyone’s favorite] Qin Wanyin is a professional human shield, the sort who takes the hit for others. After retiring, she unexpectedly transmigrates into the role of a tycoon’s universally despised fiancée. The tycoon and his sweet, innocent sweetheart are all lovey-dovey on a dating show, while netizens slam Qin Wanyin as the other woman. Qin Wanyin: “I’m over it. Let’s call off the engagement.” The sweetheart pouts 13.3kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves

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   🥭🥭🥭Absolutely funny, the heroine is a professional blocking tool. After retiring, she unexpectedly became the fiancée of the tyrant boss who was disliked by thousands of people. Boss Ba and Xiao Baihua are very sweet in the love drama, and netizens cursed the heroine for being a mistress. The heroine: "I'm bored, let's break off the engagement." Little White Flower Jiao Didi said, "Sister, don't be angry, I have a boyish personality, and we are good buddies." Boss Ba: "You are playing hard to get." The heroine smiled, "No, I am pregnant with someone else's child." "My identity outside is given by myself, and it's really fun to talk nonsense~ On Love Story, Xiao Baihua dug in: "I heard that my sister only liked to play with boys since she was a child?" The heroine nodded: "Yes, girls love to be clean, and they think I am dirty when I blow my shit. "Audience: The King of Exploding Shit! Love it, love it!"

7. 807 通 The Netherworld Scholar Immortal 通幽小儒仙 You Zi Yin油子吟Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted “Where is this?” “Perhaps... the River of Forgetfulness...” “Who are you?” “Wuchang...” “I've never heard of anyone called Wuchang in this world.” “From now on... that's who I'll be!” The soul crosses the River of Forgetfulness, while its thoughts remain on the other shore. What is gained from all beings must be returned to all beings. When Su Mo woke up, he was no longer in his former life. He went to the capital to sit the imperial examinations, but accidentally stumbled into an immortal schem 74.7kReads9.4Score8.2kShelves

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   Friends who are book-hungry, this book can definitely save you! Every chapter is exciting and the plot is so tight that I can't stop reading it. The author writes so well, every detail is full of tension, making people unable to stop reading. The more I watched, the more fascinated I became, and the more I watched, the more I wanted to know what would happen next. I sincerely recommend it, you will never regret it, if you don't believe me, try it!

8. 808 癫 Crazy! The Craziest of Them All! Who Isn't Crazy in a CEO Romance? 癫！癫中癫！霸总文里哪有不癫的 Five Blessings Rabbit五福兔Two Male Leads508k WordsCompleted Also known as: Mad! Madder than Mad! How Can a CEO Romance Not Be Completely Unhinged? [Two male leads + gossip-watching + office worker + other people’s inner monologues floating above their heads] Lin Heng transmigrates into a book, and there are two pieces of news. The good news is that he has a secure job working for a domineering CEO, inheriting his father’s position. It’s been passed down for three generations, and even when you leave, the job remains. He can also see other people’s inner 6.3kReads9.2Score802Shelves

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   ① Chen Yang encountered unspoken rules when he traveled through time, thinking that he could reach the peak of life, but he saw the bullfrog rich woman **Chen Yang**: "Mencius said: Wealth cannot be silver!" (He is determined and runs away decisively) 🔥** Faced with negative comments from all over the Internet, he chose to go crazy indiscriminately: ** "Are you laughing at me for being crazy? I wish you a lot of success!" ✓ Backhand setting "Only fans can criticize" ✓ Hi to mention millions of anti-fans, and anti-fans are also fans. 💥**Lianzong Debris Flow Record:** Staff: "Why are you participating in the show?" **Chen Yang**: "One phase is 300,000 yuan. Wouldn't you do it instead?" Staff: "What is your personality?" **Chen Yang**: "Introverted, I dare not kiss a beautiful woman directly when I see one." Staff: "Good morning~" **Chen Yang**: "Who is a good person who says good morning at five o'clock? Hell King Dian has just got off work, right?" 🌟**Reading is fun**🌟 ✅ Crazy literature comes into reality ✅ Defeat magic with immorality ✅ The entertainment industry is against the pua ceiling ②✨** Others wear books to fall in love, I wear books to inherit the iron rice bowl passed down from my ancestors! **✨ Lin Heng writes about the establishment of the "Butler Family" - ✔️The son inherits his father's business and works as an assistant to the boss ✔️One job has been passed down to three generations, and the person is still there ✔️Bonus super power: see the **shameful narration** above everyone's heads! **Everyday life in the workplace be like:** 🔥Dealing with Bai Yueguang, who spent 7 million from the underage bully in two months: "I'll give you 5 million to leave him!" ☕️She threw coffee at Bai Yueguang and called the police backhand: "Damaged the haute couture suit, I suggest you use the sewing machine to repay!" Hanhan bodyguard: If you don't compensate, just pay 💼Training the Hanhan bodyguard: "Compensation? You are acting as the boss!" ③ Shu Yan is bound to the heroine's revenge system, and holds the **text modification golden finger** - **Just change a few words, and the plot will directly collapse into a happy comedy! ** 🔥**Zhai Douwen**: The prince wants to fill the princess with feces? **Before the change**: "The prince picked up the dung bowl and fed it to the princess" **After the change**: "The prince picked up the dung bowl and fed it to himself" **Result**: The prince showed off so much, **Servant**: Who said the prince doesn't love the princess anymore? Even the excrement is not willing to be wasted. **Princess**: "I would rather not have such love!" 🔥**Ba Zongwen**: Did the scumbag kill his wife to prove his truth? **Before the change**: "The explanation for the boss grabbing the daughter" **After the change**: "The explanation for the boss grabbing the chandelier" **Result**: The boss transformed into Tarzan, swinging on the crystal lantern! **Qian Jin**: "Back off, back off!" ④✨**Other people rely on hard work to become immortals, but I rely on eating melons as a perpetual motion machine of merit! **✨ Xie Nanxi, the famous "virtuous true king" in the world of cultivation, wakes up and transforms into the true daughter of the future generations who has been transferred to other descendants—— **Good news**: It comes with the most powerful melon-eating system in the universe. Eating a bite of melon will increase your merit! **Bad News**: You have to accumulate millions of merits to return to the fairy world... **Xie Nanxi**: "Help me up, I can eat this melon for another five hundred years!" 🍉**Everyday life of eating melons**🍉 ✔️Onlookers watching the village chief's big black dog cheating: "Tsk tsk, you are pretty good at playing in the dog ring?" ✔️The online dating scam that strips away the high IQ love brain: "Are you raising an electronic pet when you transfer millions of dollars every week? You deserve the blessing of being angry to death with the green grassland above your head." **The saved villains**: "Although she is wicked, she is really capable!" **Colleagues in the fairy world**: "She has earned this merit, and I am almost exhausted!" 🔥**Secrets of skyrocketing merit**🔥 ✅ You don't have to be virtuous to eat melons, and merit will come naturally ✅ There is no melon in the three realms that I can't chew! [Laughing out loud]

9. 809 让 You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总 Yi Qiansha忆茜纱Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. · 15.5kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
10. 810 全 Everyone Hears My Thoughts and Joins the Gossip, While the Real Heiress Drops Bombshells 全员读心来吃瓜，真千金爆大料啦 Innocent Chicken Feet无辜鸡爪Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + The Real Ancestor + Feel-Good Showbiz + Gossipy Aunties as the Intelligence Network + Divine Lightning Protection] Xie Nanxi, ancestor of the Xie family, was given the title True Lord of Virtue, though people called her the True Lord of Vice. She transmigrates as the real heiress from the Xie family’s future generations who was switched at birth, bringing along the universe’s most powerful gossip System: the Karma-For-Gossip System. Every piece of gossip she enj 3.3kReads9.3Score402Shelves
11. 811 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 5.8kReads9.5Score844Shelves

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    🍄🍄🍄 Metaphysics, funny, the idiot went crazy and was knocked away by a dog at the beginning, and even rode the dog away when he was drunk... Carrying the suona down the mountain to send the whole family on their way, the scumbag father scolded the plan? She raised the suona and hit him on the head, breaking his blood! "Dare you call yourself my father? My name is not even written in the household registration book. How can you prove it? I am your father!" Zha Shu said tea to Yancha. She threw a backhand at Zha Daddy and hit him with a male and female double. He went crazy.

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