If You Don’t Laugh Within 30 Chapters, I’ll Eat My Words 书荒的进来，30章内你不笑算我输

1. 701 民 Tales of Folk Taboos 民间禁忌杂谈 Su Wan苏皖Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A pig butcher never slaughters a pig with five toes. The village guardian never guards a village with a temple. A feng shui master never selects a lair of an evil dragon. A midwife must wash her hands in rooster’s blood. There are three hundred and sixty trades in the world, and every one has its rules. Are these ancient, mysterious rules really nothing more than empty formalities? If I told you that some rules must never be broken, because breaking them means death, would you believe me? 8.7kReads8.0Score1.3kShelves
2. 702 神 The Billionaire’s Trillion-Dollar Secret Stash Gets Exposed by Dai Xiaomei 神豪，万亿私房钱被呆小妹曝光了 Big Fish Whale大鱼鲸Urban430k WordsCompleted The All-Powerful Tycoon's Daily Dose of Romance Also known as: “Honey, This Really Is the Last Tiny Bit of My Secret Stash” Hiding secret savings earns a daily return of ten percent, along with generous rewards from the System. For four years, Su Chen pulled it off perfectly. Then, four years later, while Dai Xiaomei was livestreaming her daily life, their husky, seeking revenge for being neutered, led her to a huge stash of hidden cash tucked among the stuffed toys. Everything changed. “You use 2.8kReads8.9Score245Shelves
3. 703 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Kissed the Slit-Mouthed Woman from the Start 灵气复苏：开局强吻裂口女 Sweet Watermelon香甜西瓜Urban3.7M WordsCompleted In a world overrun by ghosts and monsters, Lin Que encounters a breathtakingly beautiful young woman in red. She smiles, showing all 28 of her teeth. “Little brother, do you think I’m pretty?” Ding! The System has activated! Choice One: Don’t answer. Run for your life and shout for help to alert the nearby spirit tamers, so they can slay the Slit-Mouthed Woman. Quest reward: One Great Restoration Pill, granting thirty years of cultivation. Choice Two: Say she’s pretty and let the Slit-Mouthed Wo 996Reads8.4Score153Shelves
4. 704 我 My Nephew and I Are Two Years Apart. We've Been Fighting for Eighteen Years, and Now the Whole Internet Is Laughing at Us on Livestream 我和我侄子差两岁，打了十八年，上直播后全网笑疯了 Ning Ning Nan宁宁喃10k WordsCompleted My nephew and I are only two years apart. We’ve been fighting for eighteen years, and after we went live, the whole internet burst out laughing. 23.3kReads—Score313Shelves
5. 705 开 From the Start, I Draw the Empress Every Time 开局抽女帝，把把抽女帝 The Red-Leaf Family's Long-Term Worker红叶家的长工呀Urban2.3M WordsCompleted In a boundless cosmic sea, people use spirit-summoning crystals to draw spirit companions! Yin Zhi was reborn on the day he drew the most perfect, top-tier, one-of-a-kind empress in the world, and activated the Die-Seeking System, which made him stronger the more recklessly he courted death. He thought drawing one empress had used up all the luck he’d have in his lifetime, but how was it possible that every single draw gave him an empress? Azure Flame Empress: her flames lit up the night and tur 503Reads8.8Score125Shelves
6. 706 一 Confessions of a Mentally Ill Person 一个精神病人的自述 Multiply by Two乘二Mystery169k WordsCompleted Sometimes I wonder what I am, what the world is, and what my existence means to it. Am I an NPC? Or just a virus that doesn't matter? A virus, yes. I feel like I've caught some kind of virus, or maybe I've always been one. My name is Zhang Shun. I'm an ordinary person, and on an ordinary day, I suddenly saw things no one else could see... 1.7kReads9.3Score386Shelves
7. 707 让 You Were Supposed to Write a Comedy, So Why Did You Make Everyone Cry? 让你写喜剧，你怎么把人都写哭了 Clothes on Top衣服在上Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Jiang Lu transmigrated into a parallel world and discovered he was in the middle of a live-streamed creative competition. Contestants had to create something on the spot based on a theme randomly drawn by the judges. When the judges announced that the theme was [comedy], the other contestants got to work. Some crafted comedic plots with biting social satire, while others created a cheerful, harmonious atmosphere through stories of young people pursuing their dreams. Without hesitation, Jiang 9.5kReads8.0Score773Shelves
8. 708 只 Live Long Enough, and Even the Gods Can't Beat Me 只要活得久，神明也不是我的对手 Cool Leaves凉凉叶子Eastern Fantasy179k WordsOngoing [Playing It Safe + Theft] Su Chang'an arrives in an immortal cultivation world and becomes a steward under the Kunlun Holy Land. From the start, he gets an immortal-grade theft art! He can steal other people’s lifespans without being discovered! And the more he uses it, the stronger his thieving ability becomes, with no upper limit! Fortune, lifespans, abilities... He can steal anything! The world outside is full of danger. What could be more enjoyable than staying in the sect and quietly harves 3Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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   Let's get stabbed together~

9. 709 刑 Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线 Drippy Ice Cream冰淇淋淋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How 4.3kReads9.3Score556Shelves
10. 710 只 Live Long Enough, and No One Can Beat Me 只要活的够久，就没人是我对手 The Day I Ascended to Godhood成神这天Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [System]+ [Transmigration]+ [Playing It Safe] Xu Fan transmigrates to a fantasy world and obtains an Immortality System. The System’s only function is to extend his lifespan. Today’s run: lifespan +2 days Today’s boxing practice: lifespan +3 days Today’s kicking practice: lifespan +5 days “A gentleman’s revenge can wait five hundred years.” After Xu Fan waited five hundred years and finally found his enemy again, the only thing he could do was dance on his enemy’s grave. Question: What 11.4kReads9.0Score936Shelves
11. 711 我 One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free 我一句话，死刑犯在法庭无罪释放 Phoenix Soaring to the Ninth Heaven凤凌九霄Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + lawyer + livestreaming + Madman Zhang San + no heroine + no romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + face-slapping + no logic. Short dramas have been released in multiple versions in China and overseas.] Xue Shen, an intern lawyer earning 2,000 yuan a month, unlocks the Ultimate Lawyer System from the start and takes the legal world by storm, shocking the globe! With his cheat ability Suspect A: “I killed someone.” Xue Shen: “You’re innocent.” Later, the truth comes out: the suspect rea 6.3kReads9.2Score716Shelves
12. 712 爆 Hilarious Ghost Stories That'll Kill You Laughing 爆笑鬼！笑死人绝不偿命之鬼故事 Ankang Big Brat安康大崽子Mystery348k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Ghost Stories!] [Laugh Yourself to Death!] [Funny Ghosts!] [Ghostly Comedy!] [Watch These Hilarious Ghost Stories to Ease Your Anger and Laugh Until Your Meridians Flow Freely!] Laugh so hard you spit out your food, spray water everywhere, and wet yourself! If you can’t control yourself, read at your own risk! Read a few chapters anytime, anywhere, and laugh your way through every meridian until your chrysanthemum blooms... Funny ghosts, greedy ghosts, deep-fried ghosts, lonely ghosts 1.5kReads—Score100Shelves
13. 713 我 Singing for a Living in a World of Immortals 我在修仙世界卖唱讨生活 The Past Is Smoke往事如烟Eastern Fantasy308k WordsCompleted I sang “Tears Behind Bars” in the prison cell and “Ten Kneels for Father and Mother” for the demon lord. Don't think I'm all that impressive. I'm just trying to stay alive. I've been kind my whole life and never done a single bad thing, yet none of life's hardships have spared me. The world is a fine place, but I won't be coming back in my next life. A kind young man had hoped to spend an ordinary life singing for a living. But after being deceived and betrayed time and again, he was led down a 3.9kReads8.9Score195Shelves

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    This book is very funny and very sharp [I almost cried]

14. 714 反 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了 Yi Ezreal一泽瑞尔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 18.8kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
15. 715 全 Global Awakening: My Skills Are a Little Too Unconventional 全球觉醒：我和技能有亿点不正经 I Want to Eat想吃饭饭Urban215k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + everyday life + no playing fair + outrageously cheeky + doing whatever you want + shameless behavior + playing the suona + you never do anything decent + you really are a menace!] After transmigrating, Ye Shisan found himself in a world where people could awaken divine professions. He was also bound to the Emotional Management Guru System! As long as he behaved outrageously and earned grudge points, he could draw unlimited skills and rewards! But why were all the skills he drew so w 496Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    This book is very funny, if it wasn't funny, I would stand on my head

16. 716 全 Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? 全宗上下，拼不出一个好人？ The Little Fish Swimming Underwater潜泳的小鱼Eastern Fantasy4.1M WordsCompleted [System + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + fiercely protective + sect fiercely protective + decisive and ruthless + master schemer] Chu Luo, a disciple of the Forbidden Sect, has maxed out his comprehension and mastered a whole arsenal of forbidden techniques. But an accident leads him into the sect’s forbidden grounds. Just as he is about to be expelled for breaking the rules, his master, who has been in seclusion for ages, breaks through to the Great Emperor realm and emerges in time! Master: 156.1kReads9.2Score15.4kShelves

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    It's really super, super pretty!!! This is a book that I stay up late at night to read!! More than 1 million people read it online, with a rating of 9.3. The more you read, the more addictive you become!! The plot is novel and changeable, and the plots are interlocking!!! Bookworms, get ready to stay up late and catch up on books!!!

17. 717 苟 Once We’re Rich, We’ll Take Care of Our Sisters 苟富贵，养姐妹 Changdao Tea and Foam长岛茶与沫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] [No romance] [Food fiction] [Everyday money-making] (Synopsis: “By the Mandate of Heaven, the Emperor decrees: Empress Shen has harmed the imperial heir, a crime beyond forgiveness. She is to be confined to the Cold Palace and reflect on her actions. So decreed!” Xu Yao: … Shen Ning: ???? Kid, got a lot of questions, huh? The commotion caught Shen Ning’s attention. She turned around and eyed Pei Xingchuan, dressed head to toe in black. “An assassin??” Pei Xingchuan: “…” Woul 5.5kReads9.4Score641Shelves

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    I recently read a new book. Although it doesn't have a high score, it's really funny [laughing] [laughing]

18. 718 狗 So Much Sweet Dog Food: From the Start, My Childhood Friend Pulled Me Away to Get Our Marriage License 狗粮超甜：开局青梅拉我领证 An Old Non一只老非Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Both Leads Reborn + One Female Lead + Showbiz + Sweet Romance + All-Rounder Male Lead] [Rebirth only, no System and no special abilities!] He confesses on day one, they get their marriage licenses on day two, and announce it to the world that very same day! No misunderstandings, no dragging things out! After being reborn, Shen Feng plans to pursue his wife, only to discover that his Wan-jie has also been reborn, and she’s even more proactive than he is! #Breaking: Rising star Jiang Wanwan spott 5.1kReads9.4Score650Shelves

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    My aunt's smile counts as a smile, right? [Laughs evilly]

19. 719 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 81.3kReads9.4Score14.5kShelves

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    Make sure you smile happily

20. 720 尸 Born of a Corpse, Carried in a Ghost's Coffin 尸生子，鬼抬棺 Jie Yu界玉Mystery3.3M WordsCompleted In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse! 235.6kReads9.6Score29.2kShelves

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    The first book is about hard-core doctors making fun online; the second book is about extreme humor and extreme burlesque [sneaky laughter]; the third book is about a urea bag with the word "laugh" sewn on it; the fourth book is about looking at your abdominal muscles when you laugh, and you feel so happy; the fifth book about suppressed laughter and twitching corners of your mouth; the last book is about giggling all the way.

21. 721 我 I Use a System to Live a Carefree Life in the Harem 我靠系统在后宫过上咸鱼生活 The Big Fish Without a Tail没有尾巴的大鱼Ancient Romance456k WordsCompleted [Completed | Emperor Reads Minds | System Sign-In | Devoted Couple, Sweet Romance | Lighthearted and Funny] “Your Majesty, I respectfully see you off.” Wu Qiyan bowed with impeccable respect, but inside she was overjoyed: [He's finally gone! Time to bring out my milk tea, snacks, and storybooks!] Xiao Mingzhe paused as he stepped through the palace doors. “I'll stay here tonight.” Wu Qiyan: “...” [You dog of an emperor, don't you have your own bedchamber?!] She had no idea that the emperor could 27Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 722 穿 Transmigrate Into a Book: The Wicked Beastwoman Finally Gets to Eat Well 穿书兽世：恶雌她终于吃上好的了 Scallion-Fried Tofu小香葱煎豆腐Modern Romance1.3M WordsOngoing [Beast World]+ [rival males, chaotic love triangle]+ [world-building] Shen Mei transmigrates into a story about a female lead in an interstellar Beast World, as the cannon-fodder villainess who serves as a foil to the heroine, Ning Xue. In the book, she comes from a prestigious family, is adored by her father and brothers, and has astonishing talent. Her only flaw is her ordinary looks; otherwise, she's excellent in every way. The Central Brain has just matched her with a beast husband, and her 362.5kReads9.0Score60.2kShelves
23. 723 聻 The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录 Wind Feather Illusion风翎幻Urban1.2M WordsOngoing 100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning 3.2kReads9.3Score309Shelves

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    The protagonist was an unlucky wage earner who one day awakened his powers and started the road of raising ghosts, growing up, and becoming a god. The author's writing style is humorous and witty, and the settings of various dramas are rich in imagination. The details are described in detail. The plot is compact and not procrastinating. There are frequent golden sentences. It is a work by a great master. Come and take a look. You will not lose money if you enter the pit [Sparrow Eater Masterpiece] [Already Planted]

24. 724 跑 Mountain Running: Contracting Fierce Beasts and Taking Over the Entire Mountain 跑山：契约猛兽，承包整座大山 Eat, Eat, Fool吃吃痴Urban2.7M WordsCompleted (Now complete and ready to binge) [Everyday life in the 1980s + hunting + lighthearted + pets] A lonely old forest ranger is reborn in 1984. From the start, he stirs up a hornet’s nest and unexpectedly activates the Beast Servant System. He contracts hornets as beast servants. No beehive on the mountain can escape their tracking! As their master, Shi Lin reluctantly follows behind them to collect the honey. He contracts a sable as a beast servant. Wild rabbits, pheasants, cuckoo birds... There’s 114.9kReads9.0Score6kShelves

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    "Shadow Variety: It's Normal to Have More Girlfriends in Time Travel" is an urban romance novel written by the authors Gang Dan and Xiao Er, which belongs to the fan fiction genre. This novel tells the story of the protagonist who travels to a world of film and television. In this world, his life has undergone earth-shaking changes, especially the number of his girlfriends has increased. With its unique plot that combines time travel and urban life, the novel shows the adventures and love stories of the protagonist in different film and television worlds.

25. 725 直 Livestream: Taking Giant Pandas Around the World and Pulling the Wool Over Everyone's Eyes 直播：带着大熊猫忽悠全世界 Let's Talk About the Records of the Grand Historian话说史记Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Livestream + zoo + no female lead + everyday life] A zoo from the start, and every animal is recruited with a good sales pitch! Xu Xia is even more convincing than a con artist. By chance, he inherits an estate from a distant relative: a zoo deep in the mountains. He also accidentally activates the zoo card-collecting System. What he never expected was that the first animal card he got would be a five-star-plus giant panda! Xu Xia: “I’ll provide room and board, and the job even comes with a gov 3kReads9.4Score373Shelves

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    There is currently no female protagonist with a bit of funny attributes

26. 726 综 Wuxia Crossover: I'm the Jianghu's Amusement-Seeker 综武：我是江湖乐子人 Me and This Fish吾与此鱼Male-Channel Fanfiction993k WordsOngoing [Invincible + fun + stirring up trouble + sharp-tongued banter + comic characters] The martial world is boring, full of fighting and killing everywhere. Why not find a little fun? That year, a young man rose to fame in the martial world. Rumor had it that he was short-tempered, disrespectful to his elders, exceptionally good at fighting, and even better at running his mouth… That year, Qu Feiyan was inexplicably kidnapped, Tian Boguang was inexplicably crippled, Lin Pingzhi was inexplicably resc 11kReads8.9Score506Shelves
27. 727 夭 Good Grief! Ancestor, How Many Ex-Girlfriends Do You Have? 夭寿啦！老祖宗你还有多少前女友 Pure and Kind Little Bai纯良小白Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Qin Changsheng transmigrated by accident, but had no aptitude for cultivation. Disheartened, he decided to experience the pain of love, and ended up dating one woman after another. You could say there was an ex-girlfriend within a hundred miles, wherever he went! Ten thousand years later, the System finally arrived, and he became an emperor overnight. Tired of his old life, he wanted only to build up the Qin family, but one unexpected incident after another came his way. They say the Ice God Pal 30kReads8.7Score2.9kShelves

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    They are all funny types 🎉🎉🎉 🎃① Quan Zong Laoliu is the pioneer of the system's gangsters! 🎄②This is hilarious, there must be an ancestor's ex-girlfriend within a hundred miles! Hhhhh 🎊③Gou Tao is brought to its fullest! Lao Gou alone!

28. 728 影 You Should've Told Me This Was a Film and TV World, That Pretty Girl Is Waiting for Me 影综你不早说小姐姐还等着我呢 Steel Egg and Little Two钢蛋和小二Male-Channel Fanfiction2.3M WordsOngoing Multiple heroines! A crossover of TV worlds, lighthearted comedy, everyday life, a slow pace, scheming goofballs, and absurd humor! Lin Bufan is reborn in a TV world. Only after graduating from college and deciding to lie flat does he realize this isn’t a parallel world, but a world made up of TV dramas. Ode to Joy, To Be a Better Man, Nothing But Thirty, Twenty Your Life On, The Golden Years, Love Apartment, Let’s Get Married, Diamond Lover, The Tale of Rose, Meet Yourself... that’s all for now 11.4kReads7.6Score429Shelves
29. 729 开 Starting as the Peak Master: Signing In for an Ultimate Emperor Armament! 开局成为首座，签到极道帝兵！ Egg-Breaking Expert拆蛋专家Eastern Fantasy6.4M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an 134kReads9.2Score7.3kShelves
30. 730 典 The Classics of China: Livestreaming Across Past and Present 典籍华夏：直播古今 Su Zhiting苏知婷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Ning An transmigrates and becomes an entertainment livestreamer. But he isn't content with that. He's determined to create an epic masterpiece that bridges past and present through conversation. The System arrives, giving Ning An the ability to travel to any dynasty, meet historical figures, and discuss the past and present with them. When he meets Confucius, Ning An says with the utmost reverence, "Without Confucius, the world would have been shrouded in darkness for all eternity." Confucius ea 2.9kReads9.4Score322Shelves

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    If you don't cry in every picture, I won't believe it

31. 731 重 Reborn in Dream of the Red Chamber, I'm Actually the Lin Family's Adopted Son?! 重生红楼，我竟是林府养子？！ Merlin's Old Friend梅林旧友Historical3.1M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted + everyday life + multiple heroines + mainly centered on life in the garden] College student Lin Ke was delighted to be reborn. But he was reborn as a baby, and while still swaddled, he was sent to live in a grand residence. When he learned that the master of the estate was called Lin Yanyuan, and saw the mistress, Jia Min, with her heavily pregnant belly, he knew he’d transmigrated to exactly the right place. What followed was a completely different story of Dream of the Red Chamb 12kReads8.3Score946Shelves
32. 732 家 My Whole Clan Are Children of Destiny, So I’m the Clan Chief and I Lie Flat 家族全是天命之子，族长我躺平了 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Family clan + ensemble cast + easygoing + lie flat + no self-sacrificing do-gooder + multiple female leads] Xu Qingzhou transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the patriarch of a third-rate clan. Just after binding a family-clan System, he learns that his clan is about to be wiped out. He can hear the inner thoughts of some of his clan members, and every one of them has a golden finger. Their cultivation can even feed back to him. All they have to do is work hard at cultivation, but Xu Qin 12.2kReads7.8Score863Shelves
33. 733 诸 Myriad Worlds: I Accidentally Sent My Entire Class Transmigrating 诸天：我一不小心，送全班穿越了 Red Sun, Clear Clouds红日晴云Eastern Fantasy840k WordsCompleted It's college graduation season. I'll come clean: I'm the Dao Master. I can send anyone to transmigrate across the Myriad Worlds! How do you want to transmigrate? Get hit by a car, or struck by lightning? Would you like an old grandfatherly mentor, or a System? You don't believe me? Then give it a try! Wait! Did I send the entire class away after getting drunk? (Silly comedy with characters who are all completely out of character. If that's not your thing, don't read. Any resemblance to real peop 101Reads9.5Score—Shelves

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    There is no need for the 30 chapters mentioned by the poster. If you don't laugh after entering chapter 10, come to me.

34. 734 我 I Get All My Cultivation Techniques by Scavenging 我的功法全靠捡 Million-Strong Single-Player King百万单机王Eastern Fantasy4.9M WordsCompleted [Host picked up 10 points of Azure Dragon bloodline] [Host picked up an ancient remnant manual: Chaos Five-Spirit Art.] Pick up the strongest runes from an incomparable beauty? Pick up peerless cultivation techniques just by passing a cave? Lin Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world and gains the Heavenly Dao Loot System. In a world teeming with powerful experts, Lin Chen gets everything he needs, from cultivation techniques and combat skills to divine weapons, bloodlines, and runes, simply by pi 5kReads9.2Score673Shelves
35. 735 爱 A Book by the Speed-Loving Snail 爱飙车的蜗牛的一本书 Snail Who Loves Speeding爱飙车的蜗牛Mystery884k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 774Reads7.9Score103Shelves

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    🔥🔥🔥This novel is okay. First of all, there is nothing poisonous about it. Secondly, it is okay to take in girls, and young women are not spared. It is really good. The protagonist Zhang Yuan is always in the first person, a bit like the Chinese Mr. Marvel, but it is much cleaner and more beautiful than the girl. 🍀🍀I generally don't read first-person novels, but this novel gave me a feeling that I could keep reading from the first chapter. The writing is very comfortable.

36. 736 司 Commander Si, Why Are You Standing with the Monsters? 司统大人，您怎么站怪物那边了？ Little Black the Firebreather喷火小黑Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [No female lead + no romantic tension + no romance + ruthless and decisive] Amid the crowds beneath the neon-lit cityscape, there are monsters wearing human skin, walking among them just like ordinary people. The news says these people are called the Awakened. They feed on human flesh and are savage monsters. One quiet afternoon, an ordinary high school sophomore undergoes a transformation and becomes one of the Awakened, standing against all of humanity! To survive, he makes a pact with a god a 115.2kReads8.7Score12.6kShelves
37. 737 这 The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪 What Kind of Trash Did I Write?写的什么垃圾Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The 31.6kReads8.9Score2.4kShelves
38. 738 香 Soft and Fragrant in His Arms, the Capital’s Princeling Falls for Her 香软入怀，京圈太子爷沦陷了 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄12k WordsCompleted Soft and Sweet in His Arms, the Capital’s Top Heir Falls for Her 43.5kReads—Score650Shelves

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    A hot hit, read by more than one million people, highly recommended. .

39. 739 在 A Shady Merchant in a Horror World 在惊悚世界当奸商 One Stroke of the Blade执笔一刀Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted My new book, After Catching a Dragon on Livestream, I Was Targeted by Bureau 749, is out now. Please check it out! [Horror world, transmigration, System, comedy, no female lead, survival, feel-good story, infinite worlds, horror, the uncanny] Lin Wu adjusted quickly to suddenly finding himself in an unfamiliar place. After all, those people in white coats often moved him around while he was asleep. The people here looked a lot like the ugly things he used to see. They were a little uglier, but a 20.9kReads9.1Score2kShelves
40. 740 校 It's Fair for Me to Undercut the Principal's Speech, Right? 校长讲话我拆台很合理吧？ Pink Swordsman粉色的剑豪Urban277k WordsOngoing [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + irreverence + shameless antics + brotherhood + upbeat tone + no heroine = the gears of fate begin to turn] In the age of spiritual qi revival, Zhao Shen and his best friend Wang Dacai have both been unable to awaken their spiritual powers! But during a morning assembly, Zhao Shen heckles the principal of Bright High School as he gives a speech, and unexpectedly unlocks the Shameless Antics System! As long as he acts shamelessly and makes others feel negative emot 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is pretty good

41. 741 年 Older Men!! A Ferrari Is Still a Ferrari, Even When It’s Old 年上！！法拉利老了依然是法拉利 Loves Big Tomatoes Most最爱大番茄16k WordsCompleted Older woman!! A Ferrari is still a Ferrari, even when it's old. 53kReads—Score715Shelves
42. 742 会 She Threw Up at the Meeting, and the CEO Chased Her Down to Take Responsibility 会议上孕吐，总裁追着要负责 Catching the Moon on a Spring Day 1春日捕月117k WordsCompleted She Threw Up During the Meeting, and the CEO Chased Her Down to Take Responsibility 126Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 743 绑 Bound to Female Summoners, I Slaughter My Way Through Another World! 绑定异性召唤师们，我杀穿异界！ Assassin Xiao J刺客小JUrban259k WordsCompleted [d(ŐдŐ๑) This zombie isn't normal! It knows martial arts?] [﹌○﹌ Where's my hellhound? Why did I summon two dopey zombies!] [(꒪ȏ꒪;) The nightmare of lolis, shota, and mature women!!!] [(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Ding! XXX's embarrassment level has increased by 999] The story of a tiny summon (a zombie) and the summoners of the opposite sex bound to it! What? There's something supernatural in the story? Oh, you must have seen that wrong. There's food? Uh... maybe! 9Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 744 七 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我，被选中参加规则怪谈 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 54.8kReads9.6Score7.1kShelves
45. 745 病 A Yandere with a Strong Need for Control 病娇控制欲强 Catching the Moon on a Spring Day 1春日捕月19k WordsCompleted Possessive and Controlling Yandere 379Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 746 恶 The Wicked Fake Heiress Was Exposed by Mind Reading, and the Plot Fell Apart 恶毒假千金被读心后，剧情崩坏了 A Cup of Milk Tea Seven一杯奶茶柒Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [The rating has only just come in, so it may be inaccurate] [Optimistic, carefree, sunny heroine vs. gloomy, obsessive male lead; Divine Doctor + Pocket Dimension + System + Mind Reading Unlocked Through Affection + Whole-Family Adoration] After dying unexpectedly, Ye Xingyun opens her eyes and discovers that she hasn’t just transmigrated into a book, she’s become the wicked supporting female character with an absolutely tragic ending! Her parents don’t care for her, her brothers don’t love her, 8.1kReads8.2Score1kShelves
47. 747 御 The Age of Beast Taming: I Got a Super SSS-Rank Beast from the Start 御兽时代，开局获得超SSS级御兽 Catching the Moon on a Spring Day 1春日捕月113k WordsCompleted In the Age of Beast Taming, I Get an Ultra-SSS-Rank Beast from the Start 14Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 748 奥 Ultraman: The Live-In Son-in-Law 奥特赘婿 Mingyuan鸣愿Male-Channel Fanfiction140k WordsOngoing To repay a debt of gratitude, War God Zoffy hides his identity and marries into the Fang family, pretending to be weak while secretly staying one step ahead. But he can't shake the feeling that his wife is just a little bit strange. Protagonist: Zoffy. Antagonists: Fang Chang / Ye Zi 3.6kReads8.2Score191Shelves
49. 749 救 Help! From the Start, the Yandere Heroine Won't Leave Me Alone 救命：开局被病娇女主缠上了 Doesn't Eat Steamed Buns不吃包子Eastern Fantasy313k WordsOngoing [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious] [Absurd] [Nurture and Development] A veteran Tomato Novel author with years of experience knows exactly what you know and writes exactly what you want to read: a truly “serious” masterpiece! After reading just one chapter, His Excellency the Reader couldn’t put it down. The Red Hare chased updates all the way to the end, then carried Lü Bu into battle against the Three Heroes without falling behind. Even the dying old ox at the village entrance read the whole book 23Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    It will definitely make you laugh until you hit the bed. If it's not funny, come and hit me. I promise not to fight back.

50. 750 关 How I Was Forced to Become an Awakened One 关于我被迫成为觉醒者那档事 Warm Wine to Slay Pigs and Monkeys温酒斩猪猴Urban3.1M WordsOngoing (Urban + comedy + shameless schemer + irreverent + no contrived drama) “Young man, what are your thoughts?” Faced with the inheritance of a Great Emperor, Liu Hanmeng answered sincerely, “I want to go home.” Blue Star changed, and awakened people rose to prominence. All kinds of dangerous opportunities followed one after another. Liu Hanmeng, an ordinary young man with nothing going for him, never wanted to compete for supremacy, but was forced to shoulder the task of saving Blue Star. Worst of 2.1kReads9.0Score167Shelves

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