Looking for High-Quality, Hilarious Stories!!! Preferably Long Ones 找优质搞笑有质量的搞笑的!!!最好字多
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Welcome to the Myriad Worlds 欢迎来到诸天万界
If a fish has never seen another fish like itself, perhaps it lives in a fishbowl. Humanity has always searched for life in the universe, trying to prove that it isn't a brain in a vat. But the truth is, we may not even understand Earth itself, yet we recklessly sent our calling card into space. One day, a reply came from the stars. They weren't friends. They were invaders. That day, myths returned and the gods rose again. Most of them did not side with humanity, which was plunged into an unprec
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All My Employees Are Unspeakable Horrors 我的员工全是不可名状
In a world where looking directly at an ancient god drives you mad, Ji Ye comes with a “Deep Abyss Filter.” The indescribably horrifying beings are just destructive huskies and fresh ingredients in his eyes. For health insurance and a steady paycheck, he joined the Anomaly Bureau as a “janitor.” When an S-rank forbidden zone erupted, everyone else despaired and waited to die. He complained as he carried his mop: “Who spilled ink all over the floor?” When an ancient god descended, he looked at th
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How I Was Forced to Become an Awakened One 关于我被迫成为觉醒者那档事
(Urban + comedy + shameless schemer + irreverent + no contrived drama) “Young man, what are your thoughts?” Faced with the inheritance of a Great Emperor, Liu Hanmeng answered sincerely, “I want to go home.” Blue Star changed, and awakened people rose to prominence. All kinds of dangerous opportunities followed one after another. Liu Hanmeng, an ordinary young man with nothing going for him, never wanted to compete for supremacy, but was forced to shoulder the task of saving Blue Star. Worst of
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Shocking! My Ancestors Are Spying on the Videos I Watch 震惊!我刷的视频被老祖宗偷窥
Su Shishuang has always been an overworked corporate drone in the 21st century. She never imagined that one day she'd be betrayed by her former self from before reincarnation. One order was all it took for the thoughtful System to play the videos she'd watched to every dynasty throughout history. At first, the people of every dynasty were delighted when the glowing screen in the sky finally started showing something different. They thought the gods had finally descended. And then... [Charcoa
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Can Damage Be Redirected? Then I’ll Wreak Havoc Across the Cultivation World 伤害能转嫁?我要祸害整个修行界
What would it feel like if every side effect of your cultivation were borne by your enemies? And so Liu Shunyi began frantically practicing forbidden arts and life-draining techniques. He even started madly cultivating methods that would wreck his foundation. First, he wanted to raise his strength as quickly as possible. Second, these techniques were powerful. Third, his enemies would bear every cost and adverse effect anyway. What’s more, he could even cultivate using his enemies’ talents. What
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I'm a Weakling, Yet the Righteous Call Me the Supreme Saint-Demon 弱鸡的我,却被正道人士奉为无上圣魔
[A fresh take on misdirected assumptions + new twists + all kinds of reversals + pretending to be a tiger to eat a pig + wild fantasy ideas + lighthearted comedy] My name is Zhang Mo, and my family has been dirt-poor for generations. Yesterday, while I was farming, the local sect dragged me off to fill a vacancy. After I got up the mountain, I found out that our sect was actually an evil demonic cult. Even worse, after just one day on the job, they wanted me to become the sect leader. Damn this
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This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! 这个反派有点良心,但是不多!
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后,自动重生
After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move.
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The Century of Global Calamity 全球灾厄世纪
[Giant mecha] [Unhinged protagonist] When ten-thousand-ton giant beasts from another planet come ashore, colossal mecha press forward fearlessly amid air-raid sirens that shake the heavens. Thick biological armor clashes with steel fists, while swinging claws interweave with spinning chainsaws. Only then do people realize that, ever since that day, a calamity sweeping the globe has quietly begun. One crisis follows another, and civilization teeters in the storm. Can humanity find the first glimm
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I Let You Have Your Peak Years. Now That You're Old, I'll Ride Right Over You 你巅峰时我退让,你衰老时我骑脸
Cultivation is a path toward immortality, but one’s lifespan eventually runs out. That is why cultivators must keep advancing, becoming saints and emperors to extend their lives. Chen Xia, however, was the complete opposite. Ever since he transmigrated, he had been immortal, and he had also gained a stat-allocation System. For every year he lived, he earned one attribute point. And so, a legend arose throughout the Myriad Worlds about an ultimate schemer. “A gentleman’s revenge is never too late
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1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事
A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting.
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The Bickering Couple Collection 笑话夫妻集
A collection of jokes just for married couples! Perfect for couples going through a dry spell or for anyone bored at bedtime. Every joke hits the funny bone, bringing plenty of fun to married life. A whole year of laughter for you and your partner, and your relationship will be warmer than ever after reading!
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My Aunt Isn't Human 小姨她不是人
No romance + lighthearted comedy + ridiculous everyday antics + villain education at its finest! Village → county town → prefectural city → capital. This series of mini-arcs keeps leveling up, delivering both laughs and satisfying moments. Jin Shanyao had cultivated for a thousand years and finally ascended, only to be stopped outside the Southern Heavenly Gate because she still owed someone a favor and couldn’t be granted divine status. What’s the difference between a deity without a divine tit
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I Get Stronger by Eating Ghosts 我,吃鬼就变强
Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca
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Fellow Daoist, Your Divine Ability Is Filthy 道友,你的神通好脏啊
Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What?
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Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦:开局一只大哥炭小侍
[The ratings just came in, so don’t be fooled. Everyone who’s read it says it’s great!] Also known as: “I Fell off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Look Kinda Weird” and “Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet” [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No transmigration] + [Not reborn] + [Comedy] + [Regions Combined] + [Original Worldbuilding] + [Everyday Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. If his story hadn’t begun with a Tauro
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Why Does Everyone Come to Me for Fortune-Telling? I’m Just a Gaming Streamer 我一个游戏主播,都找我算命干嘛
[Fortune-telling livestream, identity exposed from the start, no heroine, no romance, lighthearted and funny, mildly scary, and no repeated plotlines across the stories] Shi Yi was once the most notorious demonic cultivator in the cultivation world, and countless cultivators wanted him dead. So Shi Yi died, killed by a crowd of thousands while undergoing tribulation. But Shi Yi came back to life. After he kept causing trouble in the underworld, the Great Emperor of Fengdu got sick of him and kic
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War Lord: King of All Races 战争领主:万族之王
Western Fantasy + Lord + Farming + War + Slow Burn. After transmigrating to another world, he becomes the militia captain of a frontier settlement. With only three hundred elderly people, women, and children at his command, how will he survive in the perilous wilderness? Watch as the protagonist advances step by step, rising from a humble militia captain to a knight, city lord, count, and ruler, making his way to the top in another world. Years later, the great King of All Races delivers a speec
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The Sword Immortal Is Here 剑仙在此
On the surface, he's a sword immortal. In reality... he's basically a walking cheat.
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999 God-Tier Identities: A Spectacular Beatdown of the Protagonist 999种神级身份,花式吊打主角
[Villain + invincible + comedy + messing with the protagonist + trope subversion + lighthearted wish fulfillment] Chu Feng transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the senior disciple of Qingyun Sword Sect. He seems to have the perfect start, but before he can even pop the champagne, he discovers that he’s destined to be the ultimate villain. His predecessor was so helpful that he already made a mortal enemy of a Chosen Protagonist! Worst of all, that Chosen Protagonist has already grown p
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The Immortal God King 不灭神王
Wang Ke arrived on an alien planet where the righteous and demonic factions were locked in a fierce battle over their respective ideals. Wang Ke only wanted to make money, though, and was so stingy that he drove both sides to despair, making them curse him as a total fraud. At first, Wang Ke only planned to make enough to get by, then become an immortal and return to Earth. But his ancestral sword wouldn’t let him. It used the Great Sun Immortal Art to drag him into the heart of the conflict bet
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The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统,敌人都被整疯了
[Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it.
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Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的?
[Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene
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What Do You Mean, No Morals? My Moral Boundaries Are Just Flexible 什么叫没道德,这叫道德底线灵活
[No System + Everyday Life + Comedy] Lately, all sorts of strange cases have been cropping up in the Great Ling Imperial City: staged traffic accidents, extortion, honey traps, investment scams, predatory loans, and exorbitant upfront interest... The court was furious and ordered a thorough investigation. To its shock, they discovered that the princess herself had run a honey trap. The old man who staged traffic accidents was a third-rank court official in his sixties. The mastermind behind the
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This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了!这哥们人人喊打
[Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti
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The Deduction Contest: National Strategists Vs. the Mysterious Mole 推理大赛:诸国智囊VS神秘内鬼
[Mystery] [Humor] [Comedy and Deduction] In 2046, a globally televised “Deduction Tournament” kicks off. Twelve players from ten countries across six continents are “invited” to compete. All twelve are young masterminds with exceptional deductive skills. They’ll put their talents to the test, engage in battles of wits, and vie for the one and only title of champion. The events include Turtle Soup, Werewolf, murder-mystery roleplaying games, and more. However, two of the twelve competitors are un
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Something's Off About This Demon Prince 这个魔子不对劲
The Sacred Heavenly Gate stands across the vault of heaven, while the Space-Time Demon Abyss lays waste to the mortal world. When twelve spirit springs burst forth from the earth, and the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown that no one else dared to bear and become the king of a new era. My name is Ren Jie! A man should live to be a hero!
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A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕:黑莲蓉和完颜康
[The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died
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Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊
[What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just
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Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货,让我怎么修仙
“You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g
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Chen Buqi, the Little Taoist 小道士陈不欺
Hello, everyone. My name is Chen Buqi. My professions include Taoist priest, locksmith, cook, phone repairman, driver, and tomb-raiding consultant…. I have too many to list them all. I was raised by my master and martial uncle! They were both incredible! I only learned that after coming back from my first year out in the world. Because I liked to play around, I also squandered a lot of techniques that people would have envied! Fortunately, I devoted myself to physiognomy and mastered two special
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I Entered Investiture of the Gods to Save Daji, but Daji Turned Out to Be Me 穿进封神救妲己,妲己竟是我自己
After accidentally entering the Investiture of the Gods world, Su Zhe discovers that it's full of bizarre bugs. The System gives him the mission: “Save Daji.” But everyone he meets looks at him strangely. The cold-faced crown prince Yin Jiao stares at the owl on his shoulder and slowly says, “Take him.” The sunny prince Yin Hong smiles at him. “That's an interesting bird.” Even the Nine-Tailed Fox King, who is rumored to “love only Daji,” carries him off into the sky. And the usually mild-mann
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Transmigrate into My Own Novel as the Villain 穿越到自己的小说中当反派
Li Feiyang, an online novelist whose work had flopped, woke up one day to find he'd transmigrated into his own novel. Just as he was preparing to make a name for himself and crush everyone in his path, the protagonist across from him shouted, “The river east for thirty years, the river west for thirty years! Don't bully a poor young man! Liu Wujin, in three years I'll take your head!” ??? I'm not the protagonist, so who am I? Damn it, I'm the villain Liu Wujin! Heaven-defying luck, a Sacred Bone
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Don't Say I Didn't Warn You 别说我没告诉你
I won’t waste words. Let’s get straight to the cases, solved in the freshest, most unconventional ways. The Twelve Detectives will open your eyes. “The Butterfly Case” “The Powdered Face and Vermilion Lips Case” “The Slow-Steamed Case” “The Cicada’s Shedding Case” “The Haunted Old Mansion Case” For anyone who likes detective stories and wants a few laughs...
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From the Start, I Had My Brother Try It First to See If There Were Any Side Effects 开局让兄弟先试下有没有副作用
[Try Not to Laugh] [High-Martial-Arts Setting] [System] [Transmigration] [Not Invincible] Jiang Xi... where is this? Where's my System? System, get out here, quick! I can't take this anymore! [Ding! Binding failed...] “Li Hao, be good and take this medicine.” Li Hao, who was as furious as if he'd been fitted with an engine, roared: “Jiang Xi, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like some guy living the good life?” Meanwhile, Jiang Xi was circling around the pond like a little submarin
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My Disciple Has a System, So I’m Just Going to Lie Back and Become Invincible 弟子有系统,师尊我呀躺成无敌
[Taking disciples + lighthearted daily life + everyone is a sly schemer + nothing goes by the book] Lu Changzhi transmigrates and finds he can choose a new identity. As a compulsive gambler, he decisively chooses random. The result? He wins so big it’s like Qin Shi Huang touching a live wire: an absolute jackpot. His only limitation is a god-tier disciple-taking System. He never expected its first mission to be… [Detected other Hosts with Systems… Infiltrating… Modifying… Modification complete…
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After My Inner Thoughts Were Overheard, My Master and Senior Sisters Started Acting Strange 被偷听心声后,师尊师姐不对劲了
[Multiple heroines] [Humor] [Plenty of romance] [Sweet later on] [Inner thoughts] Lin Heng transmigrates into the book A Record of Beauties as a cannon-fodder villain. As long as he follows the proper villain or hero plotline and keeps his head down until the end, he can become an unrivaled powerhouse. But then the heroines somehow start hearing his inner thoughts. No matter how the story transitions between hero and villain arcs, he now risks being killed by the protagonist! [That airheaded mas
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You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈?她把人头都锤爆了
The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl
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Maxed-Out True Damage: I’ll Slay Even Ghosts and Gods for You to See! 真伤拉满,连鬼神也杀给你看!
[School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst
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The Cultivation World’s Sickly Number One 修真界第一病秧子
The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou
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Villain: I Really Didn’t Mean to Get My Master Pregnant! 反派:我真没想让师尊怀孕啊!
[Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Master] [Empress] [Rebellious Disciple] “Rebellious disciple, rebellious disciple, you’re completely out of your mind!” Faced with his stunning master’s accusations, Chu Xiu shrugs. “Don’t blame your disciple for being heartless. You’re just too alluring, Master. Aren’t villains supposed to do whatever they please and commit every evil imaginable?” In the Firmament Continent, might makes right. After arriving in this world, Chu Xiu came to understand a few things. A
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I Went to Suppress Bandits and Found My Own Daughter, Sending Her Chancellor Father Into a Breakdown 剿匪剿到亲闺女,丞相爹爹崩溃了
| Wacky, No Romance | The Heroine Shines on Her Own | High-Energy, Feel-Good Fun from Start to Finish | Just Released and Already Soaring | Rating Continues to Climb In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a notorious top-tier bandit who did whatever she pleased! Her enemies sent eleven whole trucks to surround and hunt her down, yet they couldn't even take half her life! Reborn into a new life, she becomes an orphan girl with no name, displaced by war and stranded in a poor, remote village. Bo
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I’m Rewriting the Script of a Tragic Novel: Change One Word and the Whole Cast Gets Humiliated 我在虐文改剧本,改一字全员社死
[Absurd Comedy]+ [Revenge in a Tragic Romance]+ [Text-Editing System]+ [Everyone Loses It] I transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy and became the unlucky heroine: the domineering CEO tormented my heart, the scheming mistress smeared my name, and I even had to donate a kidney to save his white-moonlight love. Just as the scumbag was about to make me kneel in front of everyone, the [Literary Inquisition: Text-Editing System] came online Change a single character in a key plot point, and realit
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Why Is It Called Ancient Honghuang? Turns Out the Family Name Is Gu 为什么要叫古洪荒?原来家族姓古
Alternate title: The Villain Clan Leader: You Broke Off My Son’s Engagement, So I’ll Marry You Gu Qian transmigrates into a fantasy novel he was reading. Good news: from the start, he becomes the leader of an immortal family. Bad news: every member of the family is a villain. They casually rip out the bones and gouge out the eyes of the chosen ones, then get wiped out once the protagonists rise to power. They even split earthworms lengthwise! … Cultivation in the universe has reached its peak,
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I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死,没让你整活
[Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di
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The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱
“Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of
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The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪
System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The
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When I Turned Around, That Person Was Still There 蓦然回首,那人依旧
After leaving her child behind and being forced out, she has returned to settle the score... "From beginning to end, all I wanted was to hold on to his sleeve and follow him to become immortals... But... I can never hold on to that sleeve... I thought fate had finally smiled upon me, but what awaited me was an imperial decree ordering that I be killed after giving birth, while my child was kept... A person whose life is as worthless as grass has only one way to stand tall before others..."
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My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经,我成搞事主播
[Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety
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This PE Teacher Is the Real Deal: He Takes On Ferocious Beasts Himself 这体育老师能处,有凶兽他真上
[Meme references] [Hilarious and ridiculous] [Obliviously straight] Cao Diaiao was reborn in a world of superpowers years ago, but never awakened any abilities. He became a high school PE teacher. Then one day, he activated the "Surprise Blind Box System." Congratulations! Your blind box contains: Technique: The Limitless Path of Fitness, Agility, and Certain Victory Ultimate Skill: Black Funeral Coffin-Bearer Summoning Art Unlocked Character: A sweet little sister who only knows how to dote on
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