Looking for High-Quality, Hilarious Stories!!! Preferably Long Ones 找优质搞笑有质量的搞笑的！！！最好字多

201 技 A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战，技能狂潮席卷诸天 Big Empty Head脑袋空空广Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We 3.5kReads8.1Score239Shelves

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Highly recommended, it's a mind-blowing book, not the kind of book that's just a gimmick.

202 网 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Urban372k WordsCompleted Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.5kReads8.2Score140Shelves

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A must-have for staying at home on the weekends! The whole process was full of laughs, and all the lines were jokes. I laughed so hard that my facial mask cracked, and I couldn't stop at all, hahaha!

203 小 My Crazy Senior Sister Makes Her Junior Brothers and Sisters Bow to a Dog 小师姐发癫，让师弟师妹给狗磕头 Da He大禾Ancient Romance512k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + System + Violent Heroine + Trickster + Unhinged + Comedy] Sang Qianqian was the undisputed boss of Xicheng’s farmers’ market. With a single butcher’s knife, she could take on every street punk in town. But she never expected that buying a dodgy cultivation novel would make her transmigrate into a book! She became the junior sister in this awful cultivation novel and got her hands on a heaven-defying secret manual, only to discover at the very end of her training that 52Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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[Laughing and crying][laughing and crying][smiling][laughing and crying]

204 胡 Don’t Be Afraid, Tutu! Grandpa Niu Is the Dragon King God of War 胡图图别怕，牛爷爷我是龙王战神 The Setting Sun Lights the Dragon夕阳点龙Anime Fanfiction364k WordsOngoing He was a peerless genius the likes of whom appeared only once every 13.5 billion years. He once single-handedly held off a million alien invaders. He was once the strongest fighter in the entire universe. During a ten-year campaign, the woman he loved most left him, and his best friend betrayed him in secret. Heartbroken, he went into seclusion at Fandou Garden Estate. He had planned to stay out of worldly affairs, live quietly on tea and simple meals, and let his life run its course. But then h 4.2kReads9.1Score443Shelves

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Congratulations on discovering the treasure of Tomato Station, the funny ceiling of Tomato novels

205 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.5kReads8.6Score636Shelves

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In the middle of the night, I burst out laughing [laughing and crying] A mortal, the sixth child, has the inheritance of cultivating immortals. He gets up and starts the journey of cultivating immortals from the city. There are frequent golden sentences, full of realistic criticism and philosophical thinking, everyone's IQ is online, and the description of psychological activities is delicate.

206 我 I Was Born an Immortal King 我，出生就是仙王 Yu Du dudu屿渡duduUrban199k WordsOngoing [Supernatural powers, the Myriad Worlds, lighthearted, funny] [This story covers quite a lot of ground. I’ll do my best to keep it coherent. It’s my first time writing, so please bear with me.] When immortal members of the demon race invaded, humanity was powerless to stop them and nearly faced extinction. A young man stepped in and drove countless demon immortals into retreat. “You’re only eighteen. How can you be this strong...?” Young man: “Sorry, I was an Immortal King from the moment I was 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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The new book is funny and easy for daily life, you can try it [lick the screen]

208 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 16.7kReads8.2Score1.9kShelves

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There are real anchors lecturing, Jujujuju funny stories about epilepsy, stories from the 1960s, the heroine evacuates a professional household, she is insane and damaged, the villain leads the way, and the heroine picks up and collects all the way behind, the emptiness is fun all the way, the scumbag is slapped in the face, the villain is tortured to the point of death, the plot explodes and flies up, laughing until you doubt life in the middle of the night

209 松 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 Highway Cat公路猫Fantastical Romance302k WordsCompleted (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 108Reads—Score—Shelves

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Pick up a nine-tailed fox at the beginning, but the Demon King won't leave. Relaxing, comedy, daily funny slow-paced cultivating immortality [laughing][laughing]

210 穿 I Transmigrated to the Source Card Continent with a Fusion Card of My Own 穿越源卡大陆，我自带融合卡牌 Ji Dongfang姬东方Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing [Cards, Western fantasy, elves, heroes, knights] Legend says the Source Card World was born in a sea of chaos known as the Source Card Sea. The laws of all things, energy, and souls all exist in the form of “cards.” Beast Taming Cards, Magic Cards, Equipment Cards, Summoning Cards… Those who can sense and wield the power of “cards” are known as Card Masters. 38.3kReads7.1Score4.5kShelves

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Funny article, loving son and filial father

211 直 Livestream: You Can't Criticize This, He's a Real Expert! 直播：这喷不了，这是真专家！ Strawberry Sweet Milk草莓甜牛奶Urban403k WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + memes + wish fulfillment + no female lead + lighthearted comedy + System] Jiang Cheng transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes an expert, binding to a Fame System from the start. After a moment's thought, he starts giving people advice on livestreams to build his fame. His livestream's description is eight words long: “Ask me anything. I know everything.” “Professor, I bought a Maybach ten days ago and now it's leaking. What should I do?” Jiang Cheng: “It's leaking? Just stick a p 1.7kReads8.7Score101Shelves

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After reading these two books, [face covering] [laughing] [laughing] the content is pretty good, super good-looking, lots of jokes, lots of laughs, super funny, so funny that I can't stop laughing, hahaha [laughing] [laughing], very exciting and detailed, you will become addicted once you read it

213 灵 Supernatural: I Have a Copy of Journey to the West 灵异：我有一本西游记 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 248.8kReads9.5Score28.8kShelves

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[Please pay attention] Dear readers, please take a look. ①The sequel to Crazy Spear Teacher. Whose time traveler got stabbed at the beginning! Just start the live broadcast and go crazy. If you haven't finished going crazy yet, then go on a variety show and continue to go crazy.

214 怪 Monsters Run Amok: I Sweep This World with Laughter 怪物横行：我以笑声横扫此界 Hardworking Goldfish努力的金鱼Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [No female lead + System + transmigration + demon beasts + undead + artificial intelligence] Lu Yu transmigrates to a strange world of spirit and martial arts, where technology and cultivation, demon beasts and the undead overturn everything he thought he knew. Luckily, a golden finger is essential for anyone who transmigrates. But after reading the System’s introduction, he decides he’d be better off without this ridiculous thing. He’s a man through and through, not some peerless beauty, so why 4kReads8.9Score373Shelves

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It's funny, and it doesn't have a high score for the heroine (I think it's really impossible for the two of them to have a relationship). Also, I'm looking for a funny novel without a female protagonist and a similar novel. I'm out of books again. I've read the first one several times. Of course, the disadvantage is that it's slow to update, but it also seems to have hundreds of chapters. It's really hard for me to follow. Please tweet me.

215 帝 An Exiled Imperial Prisoner Builds a Deadly Fleet from a Wreck 帝国流放犯靠破船组建致命舰队 Scrap Picker破烂拾荒人Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsOngoing [High-IQ mind games] [Irresponsible, unhinged genius protagonist] [No System, just face-slapping] [Water Margin in space!] Technology · Ensemble cast · Infrastructure building · Interstellar farming · Absurd comedy · One heroine I'm the empire's youngest genius engineer, and I wrote an article full of insults. One little mistake, and it got over a hundred million shares and likes. And now I'm sentenced to death? Fine, you can't kill me that easily. I escaped to a backwater star region and ende 4.6kReads8.7Score510Shelves

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Science fiction genre

222 哪 Ne Zha: The Final Chapter of the Demon Child 哪吒之魔童终章 Little Hand Picks the Flowers小手探花Anime Fanfiction189k WordsOngoing The Demon Child Nezha sets out on another journey to save his mother, only to discover that the Three Realms have gone completely off the rails: resentful ghosts pursue the ultimate in dark cuisine, Chan sect disciples are obsessed with commercial hype, Ao Bing's people are driven to start businesses under the sea by unfair labor contracts, and the Jade Void Palace is so caught up in cutthroat competition that its disciples just want to slack off! Sacrifice your teammates to the heavens? No, we' —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Laugh all you want, if you don't know how to laugh, don't look for me

223 我 My Black Impermanence Can Beat Ghosts to Tears 我家黑无常，能把鬼打哭 Lie Flat, Not a Salted Fish躺平不咸鱼Urban540k WordsCompleted [One female lead, no harem, one flip-flop to conquer the ghost realm] Guys, you won't believe this. I rescued the campus belle from my school in a pitch-black alley. She said she was the King of Hell, and that she'd come to the human world to toughen up because she was afraid of ghosts. She also said supernatural horrors were descending, the whole world was haunted, and she was going to appoint me as the Black Impermanence. What should I do? Asking online, and it's kind of urgent. … 1.3kReads9.1Score155Shelves

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This one is quite interesting

224 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban963k WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 3.9kReads6.2Score264Shelves

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🔥Wang Zha🔥 The second part of the Disaster Trilogy "Rebirth 80: From the Disaster in the Compound to the Unparalleled National Scholar" Disaster in the Compound + Research and Development of Black Technology + Specializing in Choking the Necks of Foreign Countries. Just one word, cool! [Send heart][Send heart][Laugh][Laugh][Send heart][Send heart]

225 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy458k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 2.9kReads—Score309Shelves

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Perfectly meets your requirements, this is a funny food article about cultivating immortality, and all the members are the sixth. Although the author only makes a few cents a day, he promises to update it to completion, with more than one million words, and is serious and responsible. The author updates every day and reads his article from beginning to end, correcting any mistakes. Have you ever seen a monk using Doraemon's bamboo dragonfly? This book is available. Have you ever seen a monk playing a dancing machine? This book has all the characters, and all the characters are funny. The author lets himself go more and more towards the end, so feel free to read it. Especially the three chapters 78, 87 and 88, the author laughed for two hours while writing it before he could bear to continue writing. If you think about it, even the author himself was amused. This book is so funny and can cure all unhappiness.

226 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy486k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 2.6kReads8.2Score239Shelves

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At the evil cultivator conference held every three years, I was placed in the most remote corner outside the main hall every time, and I was not even allowed to enter the main hall. Just because we are a third-rate sect, we are only qualified to stay in that kind of place, and those fourth-rate and fifth-rate sects are not even qualified to enter. "My Blood Drinking Sect should be ranked among the top three in the Blood Drinking Sect!" But he just ranked me at the bottom of the third tier. When I think about this, my blood pressure soars! [What][shy][shy][what][what][make a face][make a face]

227 超 Super Scary Livestream 超级惊悚直播 Yuwen Chang Gong宇文长弓Mystery2.2M WordsCompleted "Welcome, everyone, to the Supernatural Scary Live Stream. Before we start today's broadcast, I have to tell you that only three kinds of people can watch this stream: those with a heavy aura of yin energy, those who will die within seven days, and the third kind, which I can't discuss in detail. I can only give you one warning: watch your back!" 30.3kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves

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Can't stop laughing

229 我 I Grow Stronger Whenever I’m Attacked by the Supernatural 我受到诡异攻击就变强 Spring Breeze, Little Jade Lad春风小玉郎Urban1.0M WordsCompleted The vengeful ghost looks utterly desperate. “What more do you want from me? What?” Xu Yan points to his own chest. “Come on, hit me here.” “Ding! The Host has been attacked by a supernatural entity. Strength +1, +1, +1...” “Ding! You found someone else’s life-buying money at the door. Finders keepers, and your vitality increases by +1, +1, +1...” Orange Melon 2.6kReads8.7Score231Shelves

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That's all

230 从 Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 215.5kReads9.6Score25.9kShelves

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Yu Sheng: "I am very honest and never criticize others."

231 完 Oh No! I'm Surrounded by Genius Beauties! 完蛋！我被天才美少女包围了！ Collection of Huanhua浣花集Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Title: When the Blossoms Have Yet to Fade [Romance and Daily Life + Traditional Chinese Aesthetics + Folk Customs] “If you had the chance to start over, at what moment would you freeze time?” “If the fireworks leave only darkness behind, would you watch a sky full of blossoms with me one more time?” Rustle... The girl held her pen and wrote carefully. “I remember you saying, ‘You came riding a bamboo hobbyhorse, circling the bed and playing with green plums.’ But that was nothing more than the m 172Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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The painting style is beautiful, the writing is particularly good, the author is attentive, and it is an absolutely beautiful love story [Aimu][Aimu][Aimu] The background is after the prosperous Tang Dynasty, the male protagonist is a poet but not a literary scholar (emphasis!) Absolutely novel setting [Blowing Kiss][Blowing Kiss] ][Flying Kiss] Delicately describes the whole process of pure love in ancient times, with all kinds of romance [Bird Food Divine Work] [Bird Food Divine Work] [Bird Food Divine Work] [Bird Food Divine Work] satisfies all my fantasies about Chinese-style love, focusing on a super sweet love routine

232 神 The Gods Descend, and I Go on a Rampage When I See Their Health Bars! 神明降世，看见血条的我杀疯了！ Don't Eat Fish Porridge不吃鱼粥Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 139.3kReads9.3Score15.5kShelves

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A masterpiece with high scores and hilarious writing.

233 聻 The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录 Wind Feather Illusion风翎幻Urban1.2M WordsOngoing 100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning 3.2kReads9.3Score317Shelves

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You will really regret not watching it!

234 惊 Incredible! I Transmigrated to 1959 惊天！我居然穿越在1959年 Mountain Road Monkey山道猴Urban161k WordsCompleted Astonishing! I Actually Transmigrated to 1959 is a high-octane farming novel blending period rebirth, a pocket space, and the everyday charm of old Beijing. In 2025, Chen Yuan, a mediocre antiques dealer, unexpectedly transmigrates to a Beijing courtyard home in 1959, taking over the body of a young boy. He awakens a thousand-cubic-meter space and starts a farm where crops grow a hundred times faster, making sure his family always has food in the house. He outsmarts the black market and cleverly 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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It's been a long time since I've seen such an interesting and beautiful novel. The author deserves praise.

235 穿 I Became a Tigress in the Beast World 穿成兽世母老虎 Old Qinggan老青柑Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted She had transmigrated into this world only a few days ago when she noticed something strange on the soles of her feet. Bending down to look, she saw three beast seals branded on her soles, quietly inscribed and vividly lifelike: A green, vine-like taipan snake A deep, dusky blue Black Tortoise, as if formed from condensed water A bird that seemed born from fire, wreathed in leaping flames that scorched the heavens Every line pulsed with mysterious power, as if telling of an ancient pact. 5.2kReads9.1Score329Shelves

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Funny and quirky have their own style [laugh][admiration]

236 港 Hong Kong Crossover: Why Do They Call Me a Psycho? 港综：为何说我是疯批？ Already Hit Rock Bottom已到低谷Male-Channel Fanfiction1.8M WordsOngoing “You’re the crown prince of Hung Hing? Nice! Very nice!” “You’re the crown prince of the Red Light District? Excellent! Excellent!” “You’re the crown prince of show business? Fantastic!” “You’re the crown prince of the entire Hong Kong entertainment scene? You’re the best of all!” “You’re asking who I am?” “I’m nothing special. I’m the crown prince of the crazy world. That’s right, crazy as in mentally ill!” Wang Taiyi, a chronically ill office worker, dies suddenly on the job and transmigrates 44.8kReads8.3Score2.5kShelves

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Relaxed and funny [smile][snicker]

237 是 Who Let Him Become the Host?! 是谁让他当宿主的！ Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 9.9kReads8.7Score1.1kShelves

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Tomato's nine most hilarious peaks: Chen Shu, the gangster of Nanjiang, Jiangnan, the map editor, Lu Yuan, the life-saving and wounded man, Chu Bei, the outlaw, Chen Si, the scumbag of the devil's capital, Chen Bin, an upright and law-abiding citizen, Lu Ze, a mentor and friend, and Li Dao, a gentleman.

242 这 This Master Really Is Crazy 这个大师果然有病 A Pot of Old Dog温一壶老狗Urban202k WordsOngoing [Urban Supernatural + Master of Madness + Funny Everyday Life + Fortune-Telling Bandit] Master Chang narrowed his eyes, watching as the man was about to snap. “Brother, I advise you not to do that!” “If you do, it’ll prove my reading was wrong!” “If my reading is wrong, someone’s going to pay for it!” “You don’t want anything to happen to your family, do you?” Master Chang looked down at the man who had been tied up hand and foot. “Brother, normally, we fortune-tellers don’t go around forcing pe 62Reads—Score—Shelves

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On the road, when I meet Huang Pizi asking for a seal, I backhand him and tell him that I am like a bench.

244 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Accidentally Toppled the Villain Couple’s Jealousy Jar 穿书后随手把反派cp的醋缸掀翻 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 112.6kReads9.1Score23.2kShelves

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①✨**Others rely on teasing to conquer, but I rely on a series of slaps to conquer! **✨ Guan Yu wears books and binds the evil girl system—— **The task rules are simple and crude**: Complete the specific tasks to renew your life! **System**: "Have you seen the male lead? Hit him!" **Guan Yu**: "Good guy, you don't even need to lay the groundwork before you hit him. This is a super hero system, right?" 👋**Variety show live broadcast turned into a martial arts scene**: ✔️The male lead, the female lead, the male partner, the female partner, the director, and the assistant director are all whipped away! ✔️Passing by a camera? I only focused on slapping them and forgot to smack you, smack! ✔️Audience: "You are sitting at home, and the slap comes from the sky, even though it is late, it is here!" 💥**The villain husband makes his debut**: **System**: "This is your man! Slap me on the fart..." **Guan Yu**: "Pah! (Clear slap in the face)" **Assistant**: "If you slap the boss, you can't slap me~" **Guan Yu**: "Don't worry, it's easy. ②✨ **The system wants me to follow the plot? I will overturn the script table! **✨ Yun Xia failed to escape the tribulation and was struck by lightning and returned to the world of abuse—— **System**: "Please follow the original plot and play the vicious female supporting role~" **Yun Xia**: "Did you use your three thousand years of cultivation like this? " 💥**Record of Lian Zong Bei Epilepsy**: ✔️Fan calls "Buddhist son in Beijing circle"? Yunxia admires: This fan has such unique taste and loves Emperor Shunzhi. Tongzi wonders: What? How come Shunzhi is a Buddhist son in Beijing circle? Yunxia is excited: High position and powerful - emperor, affectionate and devoted - only doting on Concubine Dong E, son of Buddha - suspected of becoming a monk, Tongzi, which condition is not met? ✔️Does it feel bad to lick a dog? Go up and punch Bang Bang: "Does it hurt?" It won't hurt. I'll give you a couple of touch-ups." ✔️Senior brother from the world of immortality came in randomly, looked around the 5a scenic area, raised his hand and pointed: Look at my country. The director paused:...? The senior brother looked at the director team with relief: My officials are planning to come forward to seduce the guests who are close to him:?? ③Jiang Lian won a lottery of 5 million, and before he had time to shit on his boss's head and resign, he dressed as a control female supporting role of a crazy batch of female protagonists—— **System**: "Please keep the coward character to complete the plot~" **Jiang Lian**: "After five years of working at a desk, I know this question! " 💼**Practice of Wimp Learning in the Workplace**: ✔️The director scolded me for being late? He knelt down and hugged his thigh: "Please! Otherwise, you can only fight with the dog to eat shit! " (The director was so frightened that he skidded 800 meters and fled the scene) ✔️The villain wants to blow his wound? In the cold winter, he brought out an old-fashioned electric fan, which blew the villain's heart and made him feel cold. ④Yu Youyou dressed up as a vicious female supporting character with a miserable end, and her husband got off to a cheap start, but was torn into pieces. Divorce agreement worth billions: Women want a divorce, unless I die. Yu Youyou: It doesn't matter, I'll go crazy anyway. 🍜**Crazy Daily List**: ✔️Forcing the five-star chef to cook noodles with Wangzai milk (Chef Zhu hugged the arms of Neng Ma and Aunt Zhao: "Don't hold me, I'm going to question her!") ✔️Crawled like a zombie to greet her husband, and was picked up: "Dad! " ✔️The husband gritted his teeth: "Don't call me daddy! "Yu Youyou: You don't want a daughter? Then I'll be your father! My good son, call me daddy! Hey, hey, hey~" ‼ (•'╻'• )꒳ᵒ꒳

247 县 The County Magistrate's Daughter Ascends to the Heavens 县令小姐登天记 Bobo Pomegranate波波石榴Ancient Romance263k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + humorous + System + transmigration + romantic love + wild imagination] This is a story about two people who love each other. It begins with a misunderstanding and ends with them staying together. Three transmigrations across three lifetimes, all for a lifetime by your side. 70Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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It is a relatively funny novel. You can watch it in 8 hours. Single female protagonist, single male protagonist. It's a simple love story. This article will not add to the confusion, will not make readers sad and cry, and will not cause readers to curse. It will make you happy reading it. Return to the real world in a happy mood. I wasted half a day in the afternoon sun.

248 我 I'm This Shameless, You Don't Actually Want to Hit Me, Do You? 我这么贱，你该不会想打我吧 Qiao Mu11乔木11Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + extreme extrovert + shameless + System + invincible] He transmigrates into The Legend of Qin and encounters a whole host of big shots, including Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, and Donghuang Taiyi. His innate gift for socializing soon helps him thrive, while also making him infamous… Ying Zheng: “Wang Xuan is the most shameless rascal in all of the Great Qin. I will brook no argument…” 56.8kReads9.1Score4.4kShelves

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You laugh so hard that your scalp goes numb, and you hammer the bed in the middle of the night [sneaky laugh][sneaky laugh][sneaky laugh]

249 统 Oh, It’s Me, the System, and I Can’t Control This Crazy Woman 统统我啊，管不住这个癫婆 Selling Sweet Potatoes to Support the Family卖红薯养家Modern Romance137k WordsCompleted [System + absurd comedy + variety show + devoted couple + sweet romance + wealthy female lead + domineering CEO] [Gu heiress vs. Qi CEO] A System drops out of nowhere? A handsome white-haired guy? Clear the stages to get back to the real world? Gu Wanyin was suddenly dragged into a stage, and she had to clear it to return to the real world? Fine, fine, so that’s how we’re playing it. Don’t blame me for going completely off the rails… 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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Madam appears~

250 鲲 After Kun Becomes a Saint, Who Rules the World? 鲲成圣后，这世间谁主沉浮 perkingflyUrban103k WordsOngoing The year 2019 was unprecedented. It was a year when people’s worldviews were reshaped, their values changed, and their outlooks on life transformed. Everything people knew about the world was overturned, and all of humanity’s achievements in every field collapsed. This was a milestone in both human history and world history, and later generations honored it as the First Year of the Kun Era. It is said that when Kun Kun showed the world the labor of love he had poured his heart and soul into, mou 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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I guarantee they are all very good-looking. If not, come and poke me [shy]