Looking for Funny but Clever Books Like Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 求类似《从前有座镇妖关》这种搞笑但是有脑子的书
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Horror Games Cured My OCD 强迫症的我被惊悚游戏治愈了
Gu Xiaoyong, who suffers from severe obsessive-compulsive disorder, obtained the Clear Mind System. As long as he cures his OCD, he can become stronger. And so... the ghosts in the horror game began to suffer as soon as Gu Xiaoyong entered it. Slit-Mouthed Woman: Some heartless person sewed my mouth shut... Crushed-to-Death Ghost: All the scraps of flesh on my body have been sewn back together... Terrifying Ghost: This guy ground down every sharp edge on my body... After Gu Xiaoyong had finished
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Aren’t You an Evil God? Why Does Seeing Me Lower Your SAN? 不是邪神吗？见我怎么降SAN值
[Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes
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There’s a Ghost Inside Me 我的体内有只鬼
Vengeful ghosts awaken, and a hundred ghosts roam the night. Jiang Xiao transmigrates into this world for no apparent reason and finds himself surrounded by demons and monsters. But then he discovers that his shadow can devour ghosts without limit and gain their abilities. [Successfully devoured the White Mist Ghost. Ability acquired: Mist Form] [Successfully devoured the Hanging Ghost. Ability acquired: Shackles] [Successfully devoured the Bronze Ghost. Ability acquired: Copper Skin] [Successfu
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I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死
After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch!
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After Retirement, My Wife Brought People to Arrest Me 退休后，老婆带人来抓我了
From the start, a beautiful woman proposed to him. Liu Xuedong was a fake psychologist and, in reality, an S-Rank Cleaner. Just as he was happily anticipating a perfect life, he realized things weren't going quite the way he'd imagined… Wait, isn't my wife the one I hate most? (A professional writer registered with the Provincial Writers Association. Credentials verified, so read with confidence.) (My new book is out, God's Business Company. Thanks for your support.)
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Confessions of a Mentally Ill Person 一个精神病人的自述
Sometimes I wonder what I am, what the world is, and what my existence means to it. Am I an NPC? Or just a virus that doesn't matter? A virus, yes. I feel like I've caught some kind of virus, or maybe I've always been one. My name is Zhang Shun. I'm an ordinary person, and on an ordinary day, I suddenly saw things no one else could see...
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You Don't Uphold a Wife's Virtue? I'll Strike You with Lightning! 不守夫德？拿雷劈你！
Hilarious! What began as a playful test between a godly couple went off the rails as their stubbornly growing "distracted clone" refused to learn after repeated lightning strikes. At last, the jealous spirit descended to the mortal world to set things straight. But that heart of hers stayed still when it should have stirred, and stirred when it shouldn't have...
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A New World Begins After the Apocalypse 新世界从末世开始
[Apocalyptic cultivation + national war + lighthearted story + mutual scheming] The apocalypse is the beginning of a conspiracy. The gods of Great Xia use their legacy to win the people of Great Xia a sliver of hope for survival. In the apocalypse, the Weaver Girl is no longer weak, and the Old Man Under the Moon clenches his fists.
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I Summoned a Ghost on Livestream, and Accidentally Called White Impermanence 直播招鬼，不小心把白无常招来
(No heroine, no System, no face-slapping, no showing off. A fellow reader put it well: Enjoy the wine while it’s here, and keep going despite every bump in the road.) “Do you have any regrets about your late husband? Is there something you never got to tell him?” “I want to tell him I’m sorry. The child wasn’t his.” “Anything else?” “What’s the PIN for the bank card? And where did you put the house deeds?” “Your late husband heard you. He says you can get lost.”
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I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧
Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…]
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The Most Connected Person in the Supernatural World 灵异界最强关系户
“What, you think a pen fairy, zombies, Chu Renmei, Sadako, werewolves, and vampires can just show up at the parent-teacher meeting? Your kids are such underachievers. How are they ever going to graduate?” This is a university for the supernatural. The toughest man in the supernatural world is the vice principal, Black and White Impermanence head the admissions office, a weasel demon runs the monster studies department, and exorcists and Taoist priests teach classes... Every student here is the d
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To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球
[Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries.
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You Never Burn Incense, but When You See a Ghost, You Expect Buddha to Save You 平时不见你烧香，撞鬼就让佛祖刚
From the start, Qin Hao is discussing a ghostly messenger incident when the ghost messenger comes knocking at his door. Just then, Qin Hao awakens the Human-Playing-Ghost System. Ghost Messenger: “Are ghosts even allowed to live anymore? I was just delivering a message, and someone dumped me straight into a donation box.” Murdered Ghost: “See these two shoe prints on my face? Qin Hao did that…” Drowned Ghost: “We faced off underwater for a whole day and night. He was full of energy, while I near
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Unknown to the World 世不识
[Superpowers + Beast Transformation + Modern Technology + Fantasy Continent + Silly Everyday Life + Rebellion + Everyone Is Career-Minded + Female-Centered Ensemble] [Sharp-Tongued Young Lady × Suicidal, Checked-Out Former God of War] Luo Chen, the young lady of Beiming, lost both her parents as a child and was adopted by the steward of the Xia family. At her eighteenth birthday party, however, she discovered a strange man with slit wrists in the bathroom of her room. The good news was that he w
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You Were Supposed to Show Off Your Powers, So Why Are You Hypnotizing the Whole School with a Branch? 让你显圣，你拿树枝硬控全校？
Help! I seriously can’t even! I got bound to a [Manifestation System] that forces me to perform sword dances with a tree branch in front of the whole school. If I fail a task, it randomly takes away one of my bodily functions. So while the whole school laughs at me for making a fool of myself, martial arts experts from all over think I’m a reclusive sword immortal. I yawn, and they say I’m showing contempt for authority; I fumble in the cafeteria, and they say my movement skills are profound and
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I’m Not Xi Shi 我不是西施
This is a down-to-earth, healing work of fiction that slowly unfurls a panorama of folk customs. Unlike the loud, flashy cultivation fantasies about transmigrating to another world, it is a more niche read. The novel makes extensive use of Wenzhou dialect, and follows a woman from Nanxi and the rural people around her as they grow up and make their way from the countryside to the city at the end of the last century. Against the backdrop of urbanization, it brings to life the struggles and breakt
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I’m Going to Become the Lord of an Island 千岛之我是要成为岛主的男人
Transmigration + Comedy + Hidden Schemer A clichéd transmigration, an extraordinary world. When the comedic star of the assassin world transmigrates to an unusual world made entirely of islands, the protagonist starts out on Black Island, learning about this world as he grows stronger, gradually mastering all kinds of heaven-defying abilities.
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Running for My Life from a Black Hole 被黑洞撵着活
Spiritual qi revival. Invasion by alien races. Humanity is kept like livestock, a lowly source of food! The black hole in Wei Xiaobao’s left chest has saved his life countless times in the apocalypse. But this time, even the black hole can’t hold on any longer. Just as he is about to be thrown into a demonic beast’s stomach, the remnant soul of an Ancestral Shaman bursts through the depths of the black hole and settles everything with one decisive blow. Only then does he learn that he is actu
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I Make a Move, You Pay With Your Life! I'm the Spirit-Summoning Emperor with a Stack of Tissues 我出招你出命！我是抽纸招灵大帝
[Urban supernatural powers + Eastern and Western gods and Buddhas + the occult + mystery + hilarious, cunning, and clever + decisive action + thrilling + satisfying] Xu Xiaofan awakens a ridiculously awful ability: spirit attraction! It can draw the intense interest, appetite, hatred, and more of every nearby god, Buddha, immortal, spirit, demon, monster, ghost, and beast. It activates passively, and he can’t turn it off… This miserable, born-to-die ability turns Xu Xiaofan into a fake Tang
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In the Celestial Prison, Immortal and Undying 我在天牢，长生不死
[No System + invincible + wish-fulfillment novel + no female lead + fantasy] After Chen Guanlou obtains immortality, he secures a stable job as a prison guard in the imperial prison and begins spending his days slacking off at work. Throughout the long years, he watches them build towering mansions, then watches those mansions collapse. He watches them ascend to the imperial court today, only to become prisoners beneath the steps tomorrow. He watches their families enjoy wealth and honor, then w
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Eighty-One Ordeals 九九八十一难
"What a disaster! I have to marry me again!" Brother Chun beat his chest and stamped his feet, while Xia Tian muttered, "He thinks being handsome means he can have his cake and eat it too!" All sorts of monsters and demons fought to drain his yang energy, forced him to marry them, and even demanded he consummate the marriage...
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My Wonderful Shop: Let Me Draw the Cards 我的好商店，抽卡让我来
[System] + [Fantasy Plot] + [Upright] + [Growth] + [Fate] This is the story of a college student who transmigrates to a mysterious town. The protagonist has a System, but it isn't entirely a System, and there are many mysteries for him to unravel. His journey is driven by his desire to return home. He's a little optimistic, has sound values, isn't an idiot, and the plot is fresh and original. It is all just a world in someone else's palm, where every move is anticipated by the powerful. Fairness
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Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！
[The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea
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My Ranch Only Eats the Paranormal 我的牧场专吃诡异
Beyond teaching knowledge and skills, Alia and Li Ming placed even greater importance on honing and elevating the candidates’ spirits. They knew that only those who truly understood the spirit and mission of the Star Guardians could become true Star Guardians. Through these spiritual exercises and the accumulation of knowledge, the candidates gradually came to understand the spirit and mission of the Star Guardians. They began to realize that their responsibility as Star Guardians was not only
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Slaying Demons: I Mean Business 斩妖，我绝对认真
In this world, people fall into two categories. One is the ordinary masses you see everywhere, while the other consists of those born with a special destiny. They are known as the Chosen. One hundred and fifty years ago, the Church discovered the world's first demon beast and killed it. But over the following decades, demon beasts multiplied rapidly and rampaged across the globe. Eighty years ago, humans fought the demon beasts in their first large-scale war and suffered a crushing defeat! The b
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Master, I Beg You, Stop Squandering Our Money! 为师求求你，别在败家了！
[Spiritual Qi Revival] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Fierce and Invincible] [Scheming] A hundred years ago, a streak of light crossed the skies above Blue Star. Since then, the world has mutated, spiritual qi has revived, and an unprecedented age of cultivation has begun. Li Tianzhen lost his parents in a car accident when he was young, and his master took him to live in the mountains. Eighteen years later, Tianzhen came down from the mountain. On Mount Kunlun, gongs and drums thundered, firecracker
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I Have a Sword 我有一剑
I wield a sword. Once it's drawn, nothing can stand against it!
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For My Wife's Retirement, I Recalled Those Years in the Funeral Business 为了养老婆，忆做白事那些年的事
[Half Urban, Half Supernatural] [Adventure] [Political Drama! The story is mainly about urban life, with no cheats or System, so it is categorized as urban fiction.] Another title for this book is Strange Tales and Records: The Seventh Survey Team. The protagonist is the deputy leader of the government's Seventh Survey Team, with the rank of section chief. His work involves surveying unusual terrain and dealing with supernatural incidents. He approaches these matters from a scientific perspectiv
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I Pretend to Be a System in Front of the Demon King 我在魔王面前伪装系统
[Comedy] [Light Novel] [Another World] [Wild Imagination and Subverted Tropes] [A Little Harem] [Epic Destiny] You might have a System, but in this Demon King's castle, even the dogs have one! But the transmigrated male protagonist, Mu Youtianlan, doesn't have a System at all! When he is dragged into the Demon King's throne room to face judgment, he makes a bold decision: Deceive the Demon King and pretend to be a System! This is a wildly imaginative story, essentially a sci-fi epic set in ano
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I'm Taught to Be Kind to Others Every Single Day 我天天被教与人为善
Liang Mo was taken to an alien planet and became a laborer struggling to earn energy. Being a laborer would have been bad enough, but they also lectured him every day about treating others kindly. He couldn't vent his anger or let off steam. How was anyone supposed to live like that? If you'd like to see how Liang Mo gets by in another world, dive in!
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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You Were Told to Be a Constable, So Why Are You Treating the Imperial Palace Like Home? 让你当捕快，你把皇宫当成家！
He transmigrates as a junior constable, and on his very first case, he discovers that a concubine has cuckolded her husband! Jiang Bai happens to activate the [Super Sleuth System]. As long as he solves cases and captures criminals, he earns System rewards. [You helped Master Zhang find his missing concubine. Reward: one imperial horse.] [You helped the House of Ten Thousand Flowers catch a notorious womanizer. Reward: ten thousand taels of gold.] [You successfully solved the case of the seducti
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My Fate Is Mine to Make, Not Heaven's 我命由己，不由天
A mysterious past, an uncanny demon blade that inspires fear, and a mysterious person who claims to be "me." Family, friends, brothers, lovers: which are real, and which are false? Killing, deception, schemes, betrayal. I embraced this world with light, but it repaid me with darkness. A mysterious legend passed down for a hundred years foretells the birth of the one true king. "Sigh, if only I'd listened to Mother and stayed in the village. A simple, ordinary life might have been nice."
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Cultivation Through Technology: I Aim for the Peak! 科技修仙，我欲为巅！
I'm Ren Xiaoguo. I love peace, and I'm an envoy of nuclear peace. The Holy Land's Saint publicly mocks my weak skills in front of a girl? Come on, go ahead and mock me again while staring down the barrel of my 125 mm cannon! I beat up the young ones, then the old ones show up. In a fit of rage, I take a nuclear bomb to negotiate with another sect: peace or nuclear peace! You ask what the hell I am? Then I'll just have to get in a Gundam and beat you until even your own mother can't recognize you
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There's a Psychiatric Hospital on the Mountain 山上有座精神病院
At some point, a strange building appeared deep in the Beast Mountains. A sign hung above the entrance: Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital, Branch. Yu Wen Wudi had just been released from a psychiatric hospital when he was struck by lightning and sent to another world. Every day, a voice in his head told him he'd obtained peerless martial arts and the power to be invincible. Whenever Yu Wen Wudi heard these announcements, his eyebrows nearly knitted together. He'd finally recovered from his mental il
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You Were Supposed to Explain Things, So Why Did You Turn the B&B into a Palace of Immortality? 让你科普，你把民宿开成长生殿？
[Livestream] [Wild Imagination] [Cultivation] [System] [Misunderstandings] [Hilarious] Li Tianren is the eighteenth-generation heir to a hidden sect. From the start, he's a million in debt and bound to a "Materialist Science Popularization System." The System requires him to explain every supernatural phenomenon using scientific principles! And so, the most outrageous livestream on the entire internet is born. Climbing a hundred-meter cliff with his bare hands? Li Tianren: "Don't panic, everyone
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