You Were Supposed to Show Off Your Powers, So Why Are You Hypnotizing the Whole School with a Branch?

Help! I seriously can’t even!

I got bound to a [Manifestation System] that forces me to perform sword dances with a tree branch in front of the whole school. If I fail a task, it randomly takes away one of my bodily functions.

So while the whole school laughs at me for making a fool of myself, martial arts experts from all over think I’m a reclusive sword immortal.

I yawn, and they say I’m showing contempt for authority;

I fumble in the cafeteria, and they say my movement skills are profound and mysterious;

I smack someone in the face with a textbook, and they say it’s a lost secret technique...

Now they’re analyzing the sword intent in my video of standing at attention frame by frame, and asking when I’m going to found a sect.

I just want to graduate! I’m really not a sword immortal!