[Urban supernatural powers + Eastern and Western gods and Buddhas + the occult + mystery + hilarious, cunning, and clever + decisive action + thrilling + satisfying]
Xu Xiaofan awakens a ridiculously awful ability: spirit attraction!
It can draw the intense interest, appetite, hatred, and more of every nearby god, Buddha, immortal, spirit, demon, monster, ghost, and beast. It activates passively, and he can’t turn it off…
This miserable, born-to-die ability turns Xu Xiaofan into a fake Tang Monk’s flesh: useless to eat, but too good to throw away.
Other people’s visualization objects are swords, spears, and all kinds of badass weapons. Xu Xiaofan’s is a pack of tissues!
Xu Xiaofan: “You damn heavens, show yourself! I, Xu Xiaofan, am pure and virtuous. Have you got me all wrong or something?”
Heaven: “An artisan should know his own limitations.”
“…”
Xu Xiaofan: “Eating me won’t do you any good.”
Gods, Buddhas, demons, immortals, monsters, ghosts, and beasts: “We don’t believe you. Let us take one bite and see.”
Xu Xiaofan silently produces a pack of tissues. Trillions of tissues fly out. Some transform into all kinds of talismans: Explosive Talismans, Thunder-Gathering Talismans, Illusion Talismans, X-Ray Talismans, Immobilizing Talismans, and Bean-Soldier Summoning Talismans…
Some form all kinds of divine weapons: the Golden Cudgel, the Exquisite Demon-Suppressing Pagoda, the Cosmos Ring, the Purple-Gold Gourd…
Some transform into all kinds of mythical beasts and ancient birds: Kunpeng, Qilin, Taotie, Baize…
Xu Xiaofan: “My tissues are waterproof, fireproof, and bulletproof, and they can take on countless forms. I ‘paper’ over the laws of the universe with a thousand techniques. Makes perfect sense, right?”
Gods, Buddhas, demons, immortals, monsters, ghosts, and beasts: “You tissue-crazed man have no shame!”
Xu Xiaofan: “I make a move, you lose your life! I am the Great Emperor of Spirit-Attracting Tissues!”
