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1. 751 恐 Horror Revival: Sign-In for a Gatling Gun from the Start 恐怖复苏：开局签到加特林 Yan Chuan延川Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted Horror has returned, and ghosts and monsters are running rampant. Humanity has no way to guard against them! Huang Shaofeng had only just transmigrated when he ran into a vicious ghost. Luckily, at the crucial moment, he awakened a System and embarked on the path of physical exorcism. The great and merciful Gatling, delivering all beings to salvation! Three thousand six hundred rounds a breath, and all six roots are cleansed. Physical exorcism is the deadliest kind. 661Reads7.8Score105Shelves
2. 752 风 A Bizarre Tale of Feng Shui! 风水奇谭！ Chen Jiu辰九Urban555k WordsCompleted Chen Yan, a top student at a 985 university, suffered a devastating blow at just twenty-two: His roommate set him up and framed him, driving him into a dead end; His girlfriend of three years cheated on him; his father was hospitalized with a serious illness, and he couldn't even scrape together the 5,000-yuan deposit. His loan payments were overdue and collectors were after him. He was about to become... Just as he sank into utter despair, a mysterious old Daoist appeared, opened his heavenly e 4.3kReads8.5Score332Shelves
3. 753 游 The Game Becomes Reality, and I Build the Underworld in the Real World? 游戏成真，我在现实建造了地府？ The Bureau Chief Reigns Supreme局座在上Mystery1.4M WordsOngoing At ten past midnight, the Canghai City Criminal Investigation Bureau's emergency dispatch center received a strange phone call. "Hello! I want to report a crime... No... I want to turn myself in!" "I've killed someone. The body is mixed in with the concrete, in Central Park." "Please, come arrest me quickly! A vengeful ghost is after me. If you wait any longer, it'll be too late..." "Beep... beep... beep..." Though everyone was baffled, they still assembled a team and headed to the address given 2kReads7.5Score230Shelves
4. 754 掐 One Quick Calculation, and I Know You’re a Fugitive! 掐指一算，你是逃犯！ Red Flowers and Green Willows花红柳绿Mystery4.2M WordsOngoing Su Chen, a top-tier celestial master, transmigrates to the 1990s and becomes a widower with the same name. His wife has just died, and his five children are crying for food. After searching the entire house, he finds only ten yuan. Without hesitation, Su Chen takes the money to Chunming Street, the busiest street in the city, and puts an ad in the newspaper: “Fortune-telling. If I'm wrong, you don't pay.” “Granny, your daughter didn't go missing. She's in the stove at your son-in-law's house.” A 47.6kReads9.0Score4.8kShelves
5. 755 谢 Thanks for Asking: She’s Being Exiled to a Deserted Island by the Entertainment Industry 谢邀，她正被娱乐圈流放荒岛 Yun Yaowu云姚雾Modern Romance608k WordsCompleted [One-on-One Romance, Strong Heroine and Weak Hero] [Naturally Airheaded, High-Combat-Power Actress × Sensitive, Brooding, Bad-Tempered Male Ghost] Bai Liuliu, a famous ornamental actress in the entertainment industry, has been condemned online for two years because she used her connections to land a role, forced extra scenes into the script, and acted with all the expression of a mannequin. When a live-streamed deserted-island survival show was created in response to public demand, Bai Liuliu wa 1.2kReads8.9Score184Shelves

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   ① The female lead chats with ghosts while explaining that there are no ghosts; everyone except the villains is super cute. ② A sarcastic, stingy, and eccentric programmer vs. An art teacher. The female lead discovers she's a shared female supporting character in four books, and that ghosts exist in the world. She starts seeking apprenticeship, while the male lead openly shows favoritism. The couple is super sweet, but the people around them are hilarious. ③ The female lead catches ghosts while explaining science; the male lead is frequently tricked but keeps falling for it. A perfectly good CEO is constantly being taken to the police station by the female lead, and he even uses a female voice to help her chat online—very down-to-earth. ④ One spit kills ghosts.

6. 756 一 I Transmigrated and Became the Beloved Bride of a Crippled Marquis 一朝穿越，替嫁残侯成团宠 Chen Jiu辰九Ancient Romance230k WordsCompleted [Historical transmigration + medical skills + marriage before love + two strong leads who dote on each other + suspense and court intrigue] Shen Qingci, a top surgeon, transmigrates into the body of a bride forced into a marriage swap. She becomes the new bride meant to bring good fortune to Xiao Yan, the blind and crippled Marquis of Dingbei. On their wedding night, she takes his pulse and immediately sees through it: “My lord, you’ve been poisoned. Someone wants to keep you in darkness forever 112Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 757 这 Something's Wrong with How to Start This Urban Novel 这篇都市文的打开方式不对 Garlic Vermicelli Steamed Oysters蒜蓉粉丝蒸生蚝Modern Romance904k WordsCompleted After her parents died, Yan Xia was suddenly claimed by her biological parents. Her new parents seemed pretty wealthy, and her five older brothers were all outstanding men. Though she had no idea why there were five brothers again, maybe that was just the legendary tomato-novel rule for fake and real heiresses. After all, she’d heard she was the real heiress. But according to the “plot” suddenly implanted in her mind, the fake heiress, who had been raised by her new parents for twenty-three year 12.9kReads9.1Score2kShelves
8. 758 我 I Keep Showing Up at Murder Scenes 我总出现在命案现场 Tangtang Sixth Young Master糖糖六公子Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Shanghai's most shameless man + Underworld Judge + KPI + the Netherworld + supernatural events] I almost ended up in an incinerator, you know? When I came to, I somehow became a Judge of the Underworld in charge of guiding souls. From then on, I was saddled with an enormous burden of performance targets! So I was forced to go to all kinds of murder scenes to collect souls. That's why the public sees me as an omen of death, the police see me as a godsend, and the King of Hell sees me as a model 896Reads8.0Score134Shelves

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   I laughed so hard my anus popped out in the middle of the night! [Crying][crying][crying][crying]

9. 759 穿 I Transmigrated and Became a Mom, Mastering Both Mystical Arts and Paper Effigies 穿越喜当妈，玄学扎纸两手抓 Flowers Bloom in the Demon Realm花开魔间Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Supernatural arts + alternate setting + romance] Nie Qing woke up one morning to find herself in the body of a scrawny, sallow-faced woman who was apparently someone’s “mom.” How come everyone else who transmigrates gets doted on by their whole family or becomes a tycoon, while she’s broke and living in a dump? When she rode down the road in a green, rickety horse-drawn cart, she left everyone gaping. When she set up a stall to do business, people actually mistook her for offering special serv 2.4kReads9.1Score307Shelves

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   I recommend my own writing ✍🏻

10. 760 与 Coexisting with a Big Shot, I Became Unstoppable 与大佬共生，我强到飞起 Chen Jiu辰九Modern Romance284k WordsCompleted One day, I woke up with a man in my head. It wasn't a hallucination or a split personality. He was the real deal, a top-tier boss: Lu Yunzhou. The ruthless business tycoon who ruled the corporate world was now nothing more than a ghost trapped in my mind. And so, things started looking like this: When someone gives me a hard time, he scoffs in my head: [Third file from the bottom left. Throw it in his face.] When someone frames me, he directs me remotely: [The recorder's in the right-hand drawe 140Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 761 通 Tongtian: No Longer a Saint, I Can Kill Whoever I Want 通天：不做圣人后，想砍谁就砍谁 At Peace Yet Restless亦安亦难安Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Host, quickly take over the target's body. Ding! The target is too powerful. Possession failed. The Host and System are about to be reduced to ashes.] The Lord of Heaven, Tongtian, laughed. “Hah, how presumptuous. You actually thought you could possess a Sage?” But soon, he stopped laughing, because he had seen the future of himself and the Jie Sect. In that future, the Jie Sect was almost completely wiped out. Its disciples either had their souls listed on the Investiture of the Gods or were a 25.7kReads8.5Score2kShelves

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    ☘️This book is about a whimsical system that tries to possess Tongtian's body but ends up being destroyed. If you treat this book as a comedy, you'll enjoy it. Don't worry too much about the plot, it's genuinely hilarious; you'll laugh uncontrollably many times. Hahahaha! Tongtian: After relinquishing my sainthood, I can kill whoever I want!

12. 762 他 He's Just a Well-Behaved Little Taoist Priest. What's Wrong With Wanting a Vengeful Ghost? 他一乖乖小道士，要个厉鬼怎么了 A Zhuo NianA卓念Two Male Leads263k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + supernatural + ghost hunting + coming-of-age + fortune-telling Livestream + happy ending + a bit unhinged] A sunny, handsome, forward little Taoist priest X a possessive, scheming green-tea ghost Ye Zhiqiu had been sickly since childhood and grew up in a Taoist temple. After discovering that his benefactor was a ghost, he couldn't stop himself from going further and further. “He's so hot. I love it. I want to give it a try.” So, even knowing that Cen Huai was a vengeful ghost, 1kReads8.8Score201Shelves

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    The first one is the one I'm reading right now, it's hilarious, and all four of them are absolutely amazing!

13. 763 快 Quick Transmigration: The Second Personality 快穿第二人格 Chen Jiu辰九Modern Romance216k WordsCompleted Female lead + dual personality + no saintly martyrdom + takes down scumbags regardless of gender or age + lighthearted and funny Synopsis: Jiang Yan, a female cultivator, was bored when she happened upon a System. She transmigrates through three thousand worlds, disguising herself as the original host's second personality to help them change their personalities and escape their tragic fates. She takes down scumbags, delivers face-slapping comeuppances, completes missions, and explores the myster 41Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 764 阴 Making Money in Both the Living and the Dead Worlds 阴阳两界通吃 Guandu, Who Crosses Calamities渡厄的官渡Urban299k WordsCompleted [Multiple Heroines + Wacky Daily Life + Light Comedy + No System] I'm Guan Du, one of the top wage slaves between the worlds of the living and the dead. I take jobs and make money by day, then work for ghosts at night. Ghost Big Shot: Help me find my killer, and I'll give you a haunted house! Gluttonous Impermanence: You can mooch a meal, but pay protection money first! Tsundere Receptionist: Keep running your mouth, and I'll put you up for auction online! What? You don't scam people for money? 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A judge from the underworld calls to assign a mission to capture a monster; a stingy boss haggles over a higher subsidy; and before setting off, he even negotiates a discount with a food delivery platform! The laughs are nonstop, the plot is fast-paced, and it gets more and more addictive as it goes on!

15. 765 你 You Handle the Killing, I'll Handle the Burial: Our Dating Show Turns into a Battle Royale 你管杀，我管埋，恋综玩成大逃杀 Tabby Cat Head狸花猫猫头Two Male Leads238k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + livestreamed dating show + ghost hunting + entertainment industry + episodic plot + satisfying read] A roguishly handsome undertaker who handles the whole funeral process, from beginning to end, x a Miaojiang gu master and famous star, a distant beauty with a sharp tongue and a kind heart Meng Xuanyun, an undertaker with a handsome face and long legs, is unexpectedly spotted by a talent scout and recruited into the entertainment industry to film a dating reality show. Watching 5.9kReads9.3Score1kShelves
16. 766 剑 The Sword Cultivator Returned to the Modern World and Started Hunting Ghosts 剑修她穿回现代开始捉鬼了 Zhouzhou Never Rests周周无休Mystery274k WordsCompleted [Revenge]+ [Eerie]+ [Human Nature] A powerful cultivator transmigrates back to the modern cultivation world, only to discover, to her shock, that her supposedly dead grandfather is a high-ranking official in the Netherworld. She also learns that, to save her, he borrowed one hundred thousand units of Yin Virtue from the Netherworld. Well, so much for taking it easy after returning. The big shot now embarks on a path of working odd jobs, capturing ghosts, repaying her debt, and accumulating good 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Having just returned from another world, I learned that I owe the underworld 100,000 merits and have begun catching ghosts to pay off my debt.

17. 767 秘 Secret Art: I Transmigrate and Fight to Survive in a Bizarre World 秘法穿越:我在诡异世界极限逃生 Lantern-Bearing Wuchang提灯无常14k WordsCompleted Secret Art Transmigration: My Extreme Escape in a World of the Uncanny 95Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 768 饕 The Gluttonous Taoist Nun 饕餮道姑 King Oyster Mushroom平菇君Modern Romance158k WordsOngoing Wuwang is an “ordinary” female Daoist. While her fellow cultivators banish demons with talismans and peachwood swords, she wields an iron spatula. To earn merit and prolong the life of her gravely wounded master, she ventures into a world overrun by evil spirits, while adding to her Guide to Appraising Ghosts: pan-fried two-timing scoundrels, crisp and fragrant; stir-fried shrews, bursting with satisfying resentment; steamed wicked children, so tender they melt in your mouth; boiled abusers, sof 30Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommended, the female protagonist's internal gluttony is hilarious!

19. 769 我 I, Liu Shan, Transmigrated to the Modern Era to Become a Celestial Master 我刘禅，穿越现代做天师 Three-Legged Bear三足熊Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Urban Supernatural, No System, An Overpowered Protagonist, Witty Sayings] The Holy Lord Guan is my actual second uncle. The Great Inspector of the Three Realms is my actual third uncle. Mount Tai King of the Ten Courts of Hell is my vassal. Lord Guan gives me a blade, Lord Zhang gives me a demon beast, and Mount Tai King gives me the Yan Lord's Command. Hounded by ten thousand ghosts, I hide in a Zhao Yun temple. Now, you vicious ghosts are about to witness the strongest crowd-clearing skill of 2.9kReads8.5Score377Shelves

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    This book is truly hilarious; Liu Shan, relying on Guan Yu's connections, goes on a ghost-catching spree.

20. 770 摆 I Tell Fortunes on the Street, So I Won't Be a Tycoon's Heir 摆摊算命，这豪门继承人我不当啦 Tabby Cat Head狸花猫猫头Two Male Leads119k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Metaphysics + Feng Shui + Ghost Hunting + Heavenly Master + Episodic Plot + Growth] An optimistic, innocent young master with a split personality x a powerful, domineering deity who always has his back and puts all the unruly in their place Synopsis: Ning Ping'an, the young master of a wealthy family, was told by a fortune-teller that he wouldn't live past five days. Refusing to believe it, he was saved from a car accident by a mysterious man. From then on, he became a firm bel 469Reads8.6Score104Shelves
21. 771 凶 The Haunted Cabinet Opens by Itself Every Night, Long Hair Drags People Inside 凶柜夜夜自开，青丝缠人拖入柜 Lantern-Bearing Wuchang提灯无常18k WordsCompleted The sinister cabinet opens by itself every night, and strands of black hair coil around people and drag them inside. 40Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 772 被 Rejected by a Tech Giant, I Became the Underworld’s White Impermanence Secretary 被大厂拒绝后，我成了白无常秘书 Spicy Soup辣汤Modern Romance773k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + Sweet Romance + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Light Comedy] So what if her boyfriend dumped her? And what if all the top companies turned her down one after another? The jade talisman that had protected Nan Yanchu for twenty-one years shattered, bringing a series of bizarre events in its wake. That was what truly turned her materialist worldview upside down. What? Even the artifacts and evil spirits that escaped from the Underworld are trying to use her body as a vessel?! Catching gho 2.9kReads9.4Score528Shelves

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    [The fierce underworld general Bai Wuchang x the beautiful and kind secretary Nan] The story has a novel theme, with horror mixed with absurdity.

23. 773 物 A Handbook for Exorcism by Physics 物理超度手册 Jack the Ripper Jie开膛手洁哥Mystery378k WordsOngoing The life of Zhou Xingxing, an ordinary college student, is turned upside down at three in the morning on the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month in 2024. A devastatingly handsome man in ancient costume appears out of nowhere in her bedroom, and takes a solid slap from her. The handsome ghost claims to be from 2025, a year in the future. After an accident on a film set, his soul left his body and he somehow transmigrated through time. Worse, he is “bound” to Zhou Xingxing, unable to stray mo 1Reads7.8Score—Shelves

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    It's not quite as funny as "hilarious," but rather quite interesting.

24. 774 柜 The Woman in the Closet 柜子里的女人 Lantern-Bearing Wuchang提灯无常Mystery6k WordsCompleted The Woman in the Cabinet 55Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 775 小 I'm the Life of the Party, and I Flirt with the Creepy School Belle from the Start 小爷显眼包，开局撩崩诡校花 Brother Wolf Tells Stories狼哥讲故事Mystery134k WordsOngoing [Absurd] [Outrageous] [Ridiculous] [Wildly Imaginative Supernatural Story! A great stress reliever, guaranteed to make you laugh!] The supernatural resurges. On the night of freshman orientation, the eerie campus belle lays a curse. Students whose surnames start with L are dying one after another, each killed by their own online handles! Ling Ye, whose soul has transmigrated into this world, finds that the original owner's online handle was "I'd Die Beneath the Peonies"... You cursed me to die b —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    As a novice reader, this was my first time reading a hilarious supernatural story with a wildly imaginative premise, and it had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. It was so absurd and silly! The story begins with the protagonist being cursed by a ghostly school beauty to die under a peony flower. Can you guess what will happen next? Oh my god, you'd never guess the ending! The plot is so wild, I almost choked on my food laughing.

26. 776 我 I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕，我们生来是天骄 Cool, Cocky Ultraman Family Member酷拽奥特曼家属Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times 3.3kReads9.1Score566Shelves

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    😄This is amazing! This book is both serious and hilarious, it had me rolling around in bed laughing, and my sister even called me "crazy." 😂I laughed from beginning to end, but when I saw the letter Dad wrote to Yao Yao, I turned serious for a second... But only for three seconds! 😎In short, it's perfect for when you're feeling down! Don't flip through it when you're happy, or you might laugh until you cry! 📚💖 #FunnyBookList#

27. 777 市 Strange Tales from the Jianghu Streets 市井江湖异闻录 Loose Wild Grass散装野草Urban518k WordsOngoing Qin Bei was an ordinary young man from Northeast China, living a quiet, unremarkable life among the bustle of the city. Then a mysterious package arrived out of the blue, shattering his peaceful routine and dragging him into one bizarre incident after another. Beneath the glittering surface of modern life, undercurrents are stirring. The secretive martial sects passed down for millennia have never vanished, and mysterious powers unknown to the world lie hidden in the everyday rhythms of the cit 48Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 778 天 In This World, Who Do You Think You Are? 天地间老子在你算老几？ At Sunset Beneath the Moon, I Am Sanhe日落月下吾为三禾Mystery544k WordsOngoing On a pitch-black night, I dreamed of countless stars rushing toward me. By chance, I became a haunted-house tester, and all sorts of supernatural phenomena began appearing out of nowhere. The strange and bizarre things in the city, the mysterious forces deep in the mountains, and the gods people worship: do they really exist? Where can I find the key to a new world? Is this a responsibility, a mission, or a chance to become the next scapegoat? What unsolved mysteries lie in the world I inhabit, 52Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a must-have! Horror, suspense, humor, no filler, no rambling, and not the usual supernatural clichés. Everyone's intelligent; it's a really good watch.

29. 779 港 Hong Kong Crossover: I Started Cultivating from the Start, and Every Female Ghost Wants to Marry Me 港综：开局修仙，女鬼都想嫁给我 Become a God Through the Left Path左道成神Mystery286k WordsCompleted Sadako crawls out of The Ring and hands him a love letter. “Sir, I would be honored to cook for you.” A red-clad female ghost from a funeral home clings to him, her eyes sparkling. “Master, why not take me on as your little sidekick?” Even the wrongfully killed heiress of a wealthy family and a fox spirit who has cultivated for a thousand years come knocking, all hoping to marry him! Faced with a parade of stunning female ghosts desperately pursuing him, Lin Chen rubs his forehead helplessly. “ 186Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Ideals can bring joy to the unfortunate in the world.

30. 780 开 What a Thrilling Start: A Cute Ghost Bride Knocks on My Door at Midnight 开局超刺激，萌鬼新娘半夜来敲门 Gurgling Little Cabbage咕噜小白菜Mystery1.6M WordsOngoing 1.7kReads8.5Score206Shelves

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    🎉🎉The male protagonist, while playing a game, unexpectedly acquires an adorable girl🎉. The girl's identity is mysterious; she's not human. A system awakens within her, and together they embark on hilarious ghost-catching adventures👻 and explore secrets🎉🎊

31. 781 阴 The Yinshan School: From Ghost-Hunting Jobs to Founding a Daoist Sect 阴山法脉：从接单捉鬼到称宗道祖 Become a God Through the Left Path左道成神Urban264k WordsCompleted (Thriller) + (Supernatural) + (Mystery) + (Horror) + (Ghost Hunting) + (Exorcism) + (Feng Shui) + (Showing Off in Public) The sole heir of the Yinshan Sect's 37th generation! He inherits a dilapidated Taoist temple. Armed with half a ghost seal and three pages of a fragmentary manual, his cultivation is mediocre at best, yet he relies on the Yinshan Sect's secret arts to hunt ghosts and exorcise evil! Is orthodox Taoism hostile to him? Are Southeast Asian sorcerers causing trouble? Do vengeful s 3Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 782 武 Mad for the Martial Way: Eat People to Get Stronger, That’s Too Xuanhuan 武道疯魔：吃人就变强，太玄幻了 Become a God Through the Left Path左道成神Eastern Fantasy238k WordsCompleted (Fantasy) + (Martial Arts Training) + (Wild Imagination) + (Cthulhu) + (Cannibalism) + (Martial Dao) + (Decisive and Ruthless) Martial arts are inferior to cultivation? Body tempering and opening meridians are impossibly difficult? Thanks for asking. I just finished eating an Old God. Now bring me a cultivator for dessert. A secret realm is crawling with tentacled horrors? Take one bite in a desperate moment and refine it directly into the source of martial power! Devour the bizarre and level up 2Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 783 地 Underworld 007 地府007 Stir-Fried Sweet Potato and Cabbage红薯炒白菜Mystery129k WordsCompleted The mortal realm calls me Mo Changxin, the underworld calls me 007, and the divine realm calls me Mo Qilin. The Yellow Springs’ greatest God of War, summoned but never commanded. My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven’s. This book is all about absurd comedy, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud! Wishing all readers a happy 2026, with every worry swept away! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 784 爷 Grandpa Appeared in My Dream: Burn Me a Gatling Gun! 爷爷托梦，给爷烧把加特林！ Gao Xiong Loves Cabbage and Glass Noodles Stew爱吃包菜炖粉条的高熊Urban427k WordsOngoing On the fifteenth day after Grandpa died, he came to me in a dream. In the dream, the old man was battered and bruised, clutching my leg and wailing: “Grandson! Stop burning paper money! The underworld doesn’t accept it!” “Those ghosts stole the welfare payment I just got!” “Get me a Gatling gun! I’m going down there to mow them all down!” The next morning, I woke up bound to the [Underworld Pinduoduo System]. The steel pipes I burned for him turned into pure-yang divine weapons. The drones I bur 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Rising from the bottom of the underworld, he roams freely in the netherworld and even protects the protagonist in the mortal realm, helping him avert disasters.

35. 785 转 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 Boiled Peanuts and Edamame水煮花生和毛豆Urban274k WordsOngoing The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first few chapters got more and more interesting.

36. 786 麻 The Seventh Empty Seat at the Mahjong Table 麻将桌上的第七个空座位 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷61k WordsCompleted The Seventh Empty Seat at the Mahjong Table 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The rain was pouring down like someone was washing the ground from the sky, making the crooked trees in the "mass burial park" look even greener. @DouchengBaye... I stood in front of the tombstone, clutching the box of offerings I bought for 9.9 yuan with free shipping on Pinduoduo, not thinking about whether my ancestors were at peace, but whether I could save on the parking fee. This city is called Xiangjiang Bay, which sounds poetic, but it's actually just a huge concrete jungle, with even the air smelling of musty Hong Kong dollars. Today is Qingming Festival. It should be a proper day for the whole family to go out and offer flowers, but I don't have time. The mortgage payment text message went off at 7 a. M. Sharp like a death knell, and my wife, Afen, was on the phone scolding me for playing games too loudly last night, affecting her online sales. After thinking it over, I decided to just go myself, burn some paper money, and then go home and still make it back to the company to work overtime—although my boss already laid me off, I can't afford to lose my job, after all, credit card bills don't care whether you're laid off or not. The park was in a remote location; the navigation led me to the back hill, calling it a "memorial forest," but it was actually a converted mass burial ground. Half the streetlights were broken, the other half hissing and sparking, much like my own nervous system. I parked the car under an old banyan tree by the roadside and turned off the engine. The silence was eerie, broken only by the sound of rain pattering on banana leaves, sending chills down my spine. I carried the plastic bag printed with the words "Rebirth in Paradise," containing three bundles of yellow paper, two bottles of Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor), and a box… uh, a replica of an iPhone 15 Pro Max, made of ghost money. Halfway up the hill, the trail markers were mostly obscured by ivy. I squinted, searching for the monument. I tried to find a slightly cleaner one, but slipped and fell into a mud puddle, ruining my shoes instantly. I cursed, looked up, and the monument in front of me looked vaguely familiar.

37. 787 赶 Married Off While Driving Corpses 赶尸上嫁 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷54k WordsCompleted Marrying into a Corpse-Chasing Family 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I was one of my master's many female disciples, and the only one who had ever done that kind of thing. @DouchengBaye Actually, before the Republic of China, before the Qing Dynasty fell, my family was quite well-off. Although we weren't a wealthy family, we were never short of food or clothing. I traveled by sedan chair, always accompanied by two or three maids. People say that wealth doesn't last three generations, and that's certainly true. Ever since my father became addicted to drugs, our family's situation deteriorated day by day. Gradually, the number of people in the family dwindled, the food became coarser, our clothes became worse, and we no longer had sedan chairs to ride in. Our once spacious and bright mansion was eventually replaced by a small, dilapidated house that leaked when it rained. "If I don't smoke this opium for a day... I feel terrible!" My dad lay on the kang (a heated brick bed), staring at me with his dead fish-like eyes. "Quick... Give me a puff!" "Still smoking?" I held his opium pipe above my head. "Look at yourself now, how thin you've become!" Looking at his skinny, dried-up body, I felt a chill. "Do you want to smoke yourself to death?" "Smoking to death is better than dying of worry. It's precisely because I'm worried that I have to smoke so hard! Quick... Give me a puff, I can't take it anymore!" "Trying to drown your sorrows only makes them worse..." "Sorrow your mother!" He suddenly cursed at me. "I told you to study hard... That's just quitting smoking to drown your sorrows only makes them worse!" Actually, my dad always wanted to become a high-ranking official through the imperial examinations, but the Qing government just wouldn't give him that opportunity and eventually abolished the imperial examination system. "Of all things, studying is the highest; but what's the point of studying? Isn't it to become an official!" Since losing his spiritual pillar, his will gradually waned, and he seemed to lose interest in everything. Later, he started drinking heavily, not only learning to gamble but also frequently visiting brothels to pick up girls. "I don't care if you go to brothels and pick up prostitutes!" My mother was almost blinded by tears, "But you can't smoke opium!" "What else can I do if I don't smoke opium?" My father slapped himself hard across the face, "I'm a complete waste now! Even in this state, you still won't let me take a few more puffs?" "Smoke it all... Smoke yourself to death, you bastard!"

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39. 789 生 Born to Fail at Corpse Stitching 生不缝尸 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery59k WordsCompleted Born Without the Skills to Stitch Corpses 21Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 790 旧 No One Survives the Old House: Eyes in the Cracks in the Walls 旧厝里无人生还：墙缝里的眼睛 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷59k WordsCompleted No One Survives in the Old House: Eyes in the Cracks in the Walls —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 791 佛 The Secret of the Buddha Mother 佛母的秘密 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷34k WordsCompleted The Buddha Mother's Secret 40Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 792 流 Incense for the Streamers: The Nth Livestream 流量香火:第N次开播 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷30k WordsCompleted Traffic and Incense: The Nth Livestream 2Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 793 半 At Midnight, My Best Friend Asked Me to Go Fishing 半夜十二点，闺蜜喊我去钓鱼 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery58k WordsCompleted At Midnight, My Best Friend Asked Me to Go Fishing 8Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 794 鸡 You're So Beautiful: The Last Dance Before Dawn 鸡你太美：破晓前的最后一舞 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷30k WordsCompleted You're Too Beautiful: The Last Dance Before Dawn 4Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 795 唐 Tang Corpse, Song Rush 唐尸宋弛 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery69k WordsCompleted The Corpse of Tang, the Slackers of Song 7Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 796 流 Altar of Views: The Influencer Who Sends Off the Meat Dumplings 流量祭坛：送肉粽的网红 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷30k WordsCompleted The Traffic Altar: The Influencer Who Sends Off Rice Dumplings 3Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 797 盲 The Blind Woman’s Wedding 盲女的婚礼 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷32k WordsCompleted The Blind Girl's Wedding 32Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 798 流 Sacrificial Offering for Views: Live-Streaming the Zongzi Offering 流量祭品:直播送肉粽 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted Traffic Sacrifice: Livestreaming a Rice Dumpling Offering 2Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 799 大 Records of the Tang Dynasty Zombies 大唐丧尸录 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷Mystery58k WordsCompleted The Tang Dynasty Zombie Chronicles 6Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 800 大 The Glutton’s Last Bite 大胃王的最后一口 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷57k WordsCompleted The Glutton's Last Bite 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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