Looking for Hilarious Books, Preferably the Funniest Ever 求巨搞笑的书,最好第一搞笑
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- 451 A Commentary on This Wonderful Otherworld 为美好的异世界献上吐槽 [Funny + lighthearted + witty banter] I’m Yun Shu, a transmigrator who loves peace and excels at witty comebacks! My dream is to find a long-haired, straight-haired goddess who’s equally at home entertaining guests and cooking, then live a quiet life with her. But in reality, all I get is a jerk of a System mocking me three times a day, sometimes even giving me an extra serving. So, to stop that thing from mocking me, I set out on a passionate journey to become the strongest in the world. Well.. 41.4kReads9.0Score3.2kShelves
- 452 Vanished on the Eve of the College Entrance Exams, Returned a National Hero 高考前夜失踪,归来国家荣耀 Disappeared on the Eve of the College Entrance Exam, Returned a National Hero 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 453 His 10,001st Poem 《他的第10001首诗》 His 10,001st Poem —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 454 High Martial: Bend Your Enemies and Grow Stronger 高武:把敌人掰弯就变强 [High Martial + Wild Imagination + Comedy + Absurdity] Xiao Miao transmigrates to a High Martial world and unexpectedly gets an incredibly absurd System... And then... He eventually becomes the Human Emperor. 29.6kReads8.7Score3.8kShelves
- 455 After Buying a House, I Watched Its Price Plummet from 1.39 Million to 390,000, Then Bought Several More and Made a Killing 买房后,房价139万降至39万,反手又买几套,赢麻了 After buying a home, the price plunged from 1.39 million to 390,000. I bought several more, and came out way ahead 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 456 The Memory Interpreter 《记忆翻译官》 The Memory Translator —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 457 Supernatural: I Exorcise Ghosts with Force and Scare the School Beauty Out of Her Wits 灵异:暴力驱鬼,我把校花吓懵了 [Supernatural + comedy + System. If you read the first 30 chapters and don't laugh, come roast me!] On Zhang Wei’s first day of college, a blood-red sun hung in the sky and his entire class was dragged into a ghost realm. Just then, his Ghost-Teasing System awakened! With the whole class under a ghost’s curse, the campus belle, Lu Lianxue, had no choice but to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain and a member of the Exorcism Bureau. But before she could show off her skills.. 29.3kReads9.1Score2.5kShelves
- 458 AI Says, “Let Me Think” 《AI她说“让我想想”》 AI Says, “Let Me Think About It” —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 459 Oh No! I’m One of the Seven Deadly Sins, and I Got MVP! 哎呀!我七原罪,得了MVP! [Dark comedy + hilarious + ruthless action + global setting + unconventional ideas + one heroine + near-invincible protagonist + power fantasy with a brain (or without one)] Horror games descend upon the world. Those chosen to participate must face challenges of inhuman difficulty. Though the games are full of torment, they also offer people a chance to gain supernatural powers. Life or death. A meteoric rise, or losing everything. But Lu Ce, who has been unable to feel pain since childhood, fee 142.7kReads9.3Score16.7kShelves
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Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶,王爷竟然会读心
The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c
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- 461 The Shadow Is Braver Than You 《影子比你勇敢》 The Shadow Is Braver Than You —Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Told You to Cultivate Immortality, Not Wreak Havoc in the Cultivation World! 让你修仙,没让你祸害修仙界啊!
[Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca
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- 463 It's Too Loud, I Can't Hear You 《太吵了听不见》 It's Too Noisy, I Can't Hear —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 464 Rule Horror: They Say I Have Multiple Personalities 规则怪谈:他们说我有多重人格 [Comedy, lighthearted, invincible, bizarre, ever-changing personality] This is the second year of the showdown between humanity and bizarre creatures, and the situation is growing increasingly tense... Bi Yi transmigrates into the body of a man who had jumped to his death. The moment he opens his eyes, he is chosen as a contestant. But his head was damaged in the fall, so he is always getting into trouble. Every day, he loses his memory, goes crazy, then turns around and becomes incredibly obedi 28.6kReads9.2Score3kShelves
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This Streamer Is Human, but Barely Has Any Humanity 这主播是个人,但人性不多
Yang Jiu transmigrates to a parallel world, where he happens to join a show called Ordinary People, Extraordinary Idols and gets bound to a Popularity System. After a series of outrageous stunts, more and more people suspect he’s one of the dropouts who slipped through nine years of compulsory education. Yang Jiu couldn’t care less. Swaggering, he declares, “I scored 740 on my college entrance exam back in the day. Too bad heaven is jealous of talent, and my family didn’t want me around, so I we
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- 466 The Direction of Her Gravity 她的引力方向 The Direction of Her Gravity —Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Ice-Cold Giant Fish 冰冰巨鱼
[No System + no heroine + a touch of golden finger + farming + raising and developing + slow-burn survival + not a saint, but still compassionate] All of humanity transmigrates to a strange ocean world, where they must survive inside the stomach of a giant fish called the Illusory Leviathan. Humans must help the Illusory Leviathan clear harmful creatures from its stomach. In return, the Illusory Leviathan finds supply crates for them and helps them develop. The creatures in this ocean world are
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- 468 My Skills Are So Ridiculous, They Drive My Enemies Crazy! 技能超沙雕,敌人都被整疯了! [Animated comic released + lighthearted and funny + games invade reality + supernatural powers + shameless antics + causality concepts + invincible + one heroine + frequent updates!] A century ago, the world underwent a cataclysmic change. Games descended into reality, and monsters began to run rampant. Bai Yi was a [Nobody] who couldn't learn any normal skills, but from the start, he awakened a god-tier Skill System. From then on: [Someone, protect me!] Summon someone to appear in front of you 56kReads9.2Score5.5kShelves
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The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化,唯有大师兄正的极端
[Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo
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- 470 Hong Kong Films: I'm in East Star, and the Boss Is Crow 港片:人在东星,老大是乌鸦 Transmigrating into the Hong Kong crime world of the 1980s! These are both the best of times and the worst of times! And he's a mole, with a boss who's actually Crow, the kind of guy who flips tables! Before long, though, his superior bites the dust. From then on, Ye Yun does as he pleases, developing finance, making moves in Macau, and venturing into business. He'll become a patriotic entrepreneur! If there's money to be made, he'll get his share! Many years later, property tycoon, godfather of 1.9kReads8.8Score—Shelves
- 471 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架?笑死,我根本没有好吗 [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves
- 472 I Went Back to the Village for a Feast and Became the Head Chef 回村吃席,竟成了掌勺大厨 When his cousin gets married, Chen Chen has just transmigrated and hasn’t even had time to adjust before his third uncle drags him back to the countryside for the wedding feast... The chef in charge of the banquet suddenly suffers a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital. In a desperate bid to save the day, his uncle’s family can only pin their hopes on Chen Chen, who spent three years studying cooking at New Oriental. Chen Chen: “Help! I really can’t cook!” System: “Yes, you can.” And so... 1.3kReads9.1Score102Shelves
- 473 EN Time Stop from the Start, Even Evil Gods Have to Kneel Before Me! 时停起手,邪神也得给我跪下! [Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov 707kReads9.4Score51.8kShelves
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Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? 全宗上下,拼不出一个好人?
[System + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + fiercely protective + sect fiercely protective + decisive and ruthless + master schemer] Chu Luo, a disciple of the Forbidden Sect, has maxed out his comprehension and mastered a whole arsenal of forbidden techniques. But an accident leads him into the sect’s forbidden grounds. Just as he is about to be expelled for breaking the rules, his master, who has been in seclusion for ages, breaks through to the Great Emperor realm and emerges in time! Master:
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- 475 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 28.5kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves
- 476 Survival Challenge: I, the Sanhe Slacker, Volunteer for the Mission 生存挑战:我,三和大神申请出战 Lin Mo transmigrates to a parallel world. His previous self was one of the Sanhe freeloaders, but after seizing the chance to join the major reality show Survival Challenge, he unexpectedly becomes bound to a god-tier Survival System. Contestant A: “Two yuan for a bottle of mineral water? That hurts.” Lin Mo: “Mm, this year’s new tea is quite nice, fragrant and full-bodied, with a delightful lingering taste.” Contestant B: “I’m out of money for food. I’m taking on the challenge of going three da 2.6kReads6.8Score187Shelves
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Confession Mix-Up! I Flirted with My Brooding Childhood Friend by Mistake, and He Went Crazy 告白乌龙!错撩阴湿竹马后他疯了
[Rivals use an alt account to flirt with me + a green-tea older brother + online romance turns real + flirting with the wrong person exposes their identity + sweet campus romance] Xu Youning has had three mortal enemies in this life: Shen Shiji, Shen Shiji, and still Shen Shiji! He stole her top ranking, tugged her braids, and snatched away the drink she was offering. This grudge is irreconcilable. Then she nearly drowned and was rescued. She mistakenly thought it was the passing senior Wen. T
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After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后,瓜田里都是猹
[The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan
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- 479 After Revealing I Could Transmigrate, I Debated Top-Tier Experts with Civilization 公开穿越后,用文明对话顶流专家 [Invincible power fantasy] + [clashing civilizations] + [public transmigration] “That's right. I'm Su Chen, and I'm a transmigrator!” After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Chen takes part in a reality show called Lies in Plain Sight, where the System activates! The more popularity he earns, the more treasures of civilization from worlds in his previous life he can fuse with. Faced with questions and doubts from the entire world, China's classical poetry, the marvels of its ancient archit 765Reads7.9Score101Shelves
- 480 The Interstellar Battle for Dad 星际争爸 [Funny] [Passionate] [Shameless] [Ensemble Cast] [Pop-Culture References] A devious warrior An individualistic commander A flashy assassin A sniper who likes to fight head-on The four idiots of the human race wreak havoc across the universe. A novel with a shameless plot and an even more shameless author. 23.8kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves
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I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包
"W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me!
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- 482 Honghuang: This Tongtian Is Acting Strange. He's Just Too Good at Laying Low 洪荒:这个通天不对劲,他实在太苟了 Xu Tong transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes Tongtian, a future Sage. Thinking of the tragic fate that awaits him, Xu Tong, who knows the story of the Primordial World, decides to lie low first! Go listen to the Dao at the Zixiao Palace? No way! Found the Jie Sect? Not a chance! Let the floods rage as they will. I'll cultivate steadily in peace! By the time I emerge from seclusion, all the bloody storms and tribulations will be over. Then dust returns to dust and earth to earth. T 1.9kReads5.9Score110Shelves
- 483 EN The Whole Family Brings Stools to Watch the Drama as the Real Heiress Spills the Tea 全家带凳子吃瓜,真千金爆料啦 Originally titled My Whole Family Brought Stools to Watch the Drama, and the Real Heiress Spilled the Tea [Showbiz + Real and Fake Heiresses + Gossip System + No-Brainer Fun + Lighthearted Comedy + One-on-One Romance] After transmigrating into someone else’s body, Tang Shiba discovered that her whole family was destined to be cannon fodder. Her eldest brother loved the female lead, but his feelings were never returned. He’d drink himself into oblivion every day and die in a garbage-strewn alley, 22.7kReads9.1Score2.8kShelves
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Game Invasion: Addicted to Snatching the Male and Female Leads' Destinies 游戏入侵:抢男女主机缘会上瘾诶
[Game Invasion + No Romance + Leveling + Lone Wolf + Gaming] (Also known as: Game Invasion) After being reborn, the first thing Yu Xunge did was go home and make her younger brother down a bottle of liquor, causing him to miss the first game beta test. In her previous life, she didn't learn until she was dying that he had been scheming against her from the shadows all along. She was merely the villainess in a wish-fulfillment novel about a live-in son-in-law... Every bit of malice she suffered w
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- 485 Offending the Imperial Daughter 惹金枝 (Film and television rights have been sold. The physical book will be available for preorder on July 10 at 19:00.) Shi Buyu was born smiling. At that moment, lightning flashed and thunder roared, collapsing a row of outbuildings in the Shi family compound. Days of torrential rain brought devastating floods and countless victims. Rumors soon spread through the capital that she was a disaster star sent into the world. But she was as precocious as a demon, with a photographic memory, and learned bo 262.1kReads9.7Score30.8kShelves
- 486 You Didn't Want to Come Home Empty-Handed, So You Fished Up a Mecha? 就为不空军,你把机甲钓上来了? Yu Manzai transmigrates to a parallel world and gets a god-tier fishing System. He's competing in a fishing livestream contest where the most popular contestant wins a cash prize. Yu Manzai is delighted. “I'm taking that prize money! With the System on my side, how could I lose?” Fishing, Day 1. Sunny. [Chummed the water for a week and got nothing. An old lady washed her rag and scooped up ten jin of silver carp and bighead carp. Mood: slightly crushed.] Fishing, Day 2. Sunny. [Catch: 1 traitor. 235Reads8.6Score—Shelves
- 487 The Darling in the Palm 掌上娇娇 [Print edition preorder opens July 17] [Film and TV rights sold] [Reader's guide: sweet romance, devoted couple, feel-good wish fulfillment, with clever schemes and political intrigue, many clues and details, and a large cast of well-developed characters. The heroine never gets the short end of the stick; anything that doesn't make sense will be explained later] Prince Xuan, He Junting. In the novel Devoted to the Imperial Consort, the author wrote of how he slaughtered the entire Northern Di co 87kReads9.5Score9.8kShelves
- 488 Reverse Transmigration: I Found Qin Shi Huang from the Start 反向穿越:开局捡到秦始皇 Lighthearted slice of life + a light main plot The terracotta warriors in the museum came to life. One said he was Qin Shi Huang. “Send me 50 yuan on WeChat, and I'll grant you a lifetime of wealth...” I picked up a beggar by the roadside, and he said he was Li Bai, the Poet Immortal... Cao Cao, who loves a good sword: “Wifey, wifey, send me some money on WeChat...” Liu Bei even brought Liu Shan along. Is this his way of signing up for Where Are We Going, Dad?... Hey, why has this world gone com —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官:我带着天庭仙童在都市
The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!!
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Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤,全民求我当总统
Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System
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- 491 EN Honghuang: Ancestral Witches Become Saints Before the Dao Lecture Ends! (Complete) 洪荒:还没讲完道,祖巫都成圣了 Li Hao transmigrated into the Primordial World and became a member of the Wu Clan. He was both happy and troubled. As a modern man, he knew all too well how tragic the Wu Clan's future would be. The Dragon-Han Calamity had ended not long ago. Hongjun was still off in some remote corner, comprehending the Jade Disc of Creation. After learning about the state of the Primordial World, Li Hao smiled. Things were looking up, weren't they? There was still time, and now he had the confidence to change 9.5kReads7.7Score433Shelves
- 492 EN After Becoming the Villainess, I Clear My Name Every Day 穿成恶女后每天都在洗白 [Everyone’s Darling + Adorable Kids + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy]: Transmigrating into a lovesick woman, Tang Zhuyun wakes up in the middle of a scene where she’s climbing into a man’s bed. She turns around and runs. Forget this bed, she’s not getting in! Who needs a man when her father is the top scholar, her brother is the top scholar, and even her son will be the top scholar? They’ll protect her, so she can do whatever she wants! As a master physician, she’ll focus on her career, save lives, and k 33.9kReads9.3Score4.7kShelves
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Without Your Old Sun, Who Else Would Pamper You Like Their Little Treasure? 离了俺老狲谁还把你当掌心宠
Without me, Old Sun, who else would keep you pampered in the palm of their hand?
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- 494 Honghuang: Infinite Physical Clones from the Start 洪荒:开局无限实体分身 Li Tian transmigrated to the Primordial World, seized the body of Tongtian before he had even taken human form, and obtained a Choice System. From the start, he had an unlimited number of real clones. During the War of the Lichs, Di Jun said, “What? There are this many Primordial Unity experts among the humans? Hurry, let's get out of here. Forget refining the Witch-Slaying Sword!” During the Investiture of the Gods War, Yuanshi said, “What? The Jie Sect has this many experts? Why does every exp 16.5kReads8.6Score1.4kShelves
- 495 Fleeing Famine: My Whole Family Is Reborn 逃荒,我全家都是重生的 [Dreams of the Future + Whole Family Reborn + No Romance] In her previous life, Su Yin, her mother, and her aunt were brutally killed by rioters. In the blink of an eye, the three of them were reborn together. Before the rioters stormed their village, they took refuge in Xinghua Village, where their uncle lived, and fled in advance. On the road as refugees, they ran into Su Yin’s abandoned, blindly filial father. They thought he’d be dead weight, but it turned out he could see the future, and hi 71.2kReads9.4Score8.5kShelves
- 496 I Have Three Months Left to Live, So Let Me Die in Peace 还剩三个月命,请让我从容赴死 From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While 164.3kReads9.8Score18.9kShelves
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Dual Transmigration: From Mortal to Immortal 双穿:从凡人到仙人
[Comedic and Lighthearted] [the Myriad Worlds] [Multiple Heroines] [Spatial Powers] Which matters more, bone structure or bloodline? Some say bone structure, since possessing an unusual bone can grant supernatural abilities. After Wang Wen got a ring, he learned that all supernatural abilities came from bloodlines, and only those with bloodlines could become mighty cultivators of supernatural powers. Thanks to his bloodline, he inherited the legacy of Dong Wang Gong from the Primordial World, an
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- 498 The Beloved Little Princess Nuanbao 团宠郡主小暖宝 [Beloved by All + Adorable Baby + Growing Up + Cozy Everyday Life + Lighthearted Comedy + Mind Reading + Childhood Sweethearts + Super-Powerful Male Lead] A good start in life means you'll never lack for money or love! She woke up to discover she'd become a newborn baby! What? The royal family had waited five hundred years for a girl, and they were going to spoil her rotten? Her father was the famous carefree Prince, and her mother was a princess adored by thousands in a neighboring kingdom. The 29.6kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
- 499 What’s a Ghost to a Villain? 在恶棍面前,鬼算个啥 [Supernatural] [Comedy] [Transmigration] [Villain] [Capitalism] As the supernatural resurges and evil spirits run rampant, the System’s mission deadline is fast approaching. Fresh out of prison, Chu Feng can only quietly pinch out his cigarette. “I wanted to be a good person, but now I don’t have a choice.” Beautiful female ghost: “Find a cutie online, trick her into coming over, then make her a factory girl.” Red-clad Ghost King: “Help! This guy beats ghosts like they’re people!” Little ghost: 2.5kReads9.0Score188Shelves
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I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计,女帝直呼活阎王
Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b
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