Looking for Novels Where the Protagonist Keeps Saying They Believe in Science, Then Casts a Spell 有没有那种主角口口声声说相信科学，转手一个法术

1. 1 掐 I Read Your Fortune: No, That's Your Sister! 掐指一算：不可，那是你姐！ White Dragon i Zhenren白龙i真人Mystery4.1M WordsCompleted [Fast-paced mini-arcs + comedy + insanely satisfying revenge + a touch of horror + fiercely protective] Chen Xuan transmigrated from Earth to the world of Blue Star. From the start, he inherited a dilapidated Taoist temple and awakened a System. Complete three tasks a day, and you can randomly draw Taoist power, cultivation techniques, cultivation levels, and magical treasures? He immediately started livestreaming, showing off his mystic arts and gaining fans. “Master, help! During the day, if I 19.5kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves

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   The protagonist claims to believe in science, yet he flies on a sword.

2. 2 直 Livestreaming Antique Appraisals: Friend, You Really Shouldn't Wear That Jade 直播鉴宝：宝友，这块玉可不兴戴 Qin Ye秦夜Urban1.5M WordsCompleted “My friend, I don't know if that clay Buddha of yours is from the Xia, Shang, or Zhou dynasties, but judging by when it was unearthed, it looks like it came out of the ground last week!” “My friend, you really shouldn't wear that jade pendant. You'll have a run of bad luck eight times in three days!” “Hmm... That thing in your hand is pretty nice. Looks like you'll be doing time. You're born to a life of luxury, with the state taking care of all your food and clothes!” “When? Why, when you're lo 653Reads7.1Score108Shelves

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   The protagonist keeps telling his fans to believe in science, but what he does is quite mystical. A must-read for fans of live-streaming novels.

3. 3 直 Livestream: I'm Really Not a Taoist Master 直播：我真不是道门大佬 Little Panda小熊猫Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Qin Hao was a Daoist priest in his previous life. After transmigrating, he discovered that he was a Daoist priest in this life too. From the start, he had a dilapidated temple, and had to rely on the mountains for everything! This was a parallel world where the Daoist faith had become little more than a legend and had nearly disappeared. But Qin Hao unexpectedly obtained the Daoist Venerable System, giving him the chance to revive the Daoist faith and restore its former glory! “Ding! Congratulat 7.9kReads8.3Score796Shelves
4. 4 开 Waiting to Die from the Start? I Trick My Sick Friend into Applying to a Cultivation University 开局等死？忽悠病友报考修仙大学 A Young Man Like a Blade少年如刀Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Also known as: Is It Really So Strange for a Principal to Beat Up Demons and Monsters from Every Realm? Yu Nian transmigrates and fools his fellow patients into applying to his cultivation university. Laughs all the way, cultivates all the way! “He's chasing a plane on a flying sword, and you expect us to believe in science?” “Breaking news! A ten-year-old kid speedruns Fengmen Village, and ghosts flee in every direction!” “Is Yu Nian going through a tribulation? He randomly struck a few lucky v 3.6kReads8.6Score375Shelves

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   Hey everyone, you absolutely have to read this!!! Just from the title, you can tell it's perfect for you! The protagonist transmigrates to a parallel world, awakens a cultivation system, and needs to recruit ten students to open his academy! A year later, he still hasn't recruited a single person and also gets a terminal illness [fear]. Arriving at the hospital ward filled with people waiting to die, his eyes light up: "These patients are all dying, they should be… easy to fool, right? 😏" The protagonist finally manages to fool all ten people and open his cultivation academy. While he's taking off himself and carrying others, he successfully gains widespread attention from netizens and the government. Just when one netizen tells everyone to believe in science, others immediately reply, "He's flying in the sky right now, how can you tell me to believe in science?" 🤦 This book is both hilarious and funny, and the protagonist and his disciple both love to show off, it's really great. Do you know that feeling of trying not to laugh in bed at night? 😂 Please read with confidence, you definitely won't regret it.

5. 5 天 Tianxuan Paranormal Affairs Office 天玄灵异事务所 Lantern-Bearing Wuchang提灯无常Mystery541k WordsCompleted - [Infinite Flow + Urban Supernatural + Chinese-Style Horror + Folk Legends and Hauntings + Celestial Master Exorcists + Heirs to the Daoist Tradition + Heterochromatic-Eyed Heroine + Haunted House Tales + Episodic Stories + Folk Taboos] - Hidden deep in the bustling streets is an inconspicuous supernatural affairs office called Tianxuan. - No one dares touch the folk taboos of this world. Haunted houses are plagued by unsolved horrors, abandoned villages and ancient mansions seethe with resentm 1.2kReads—Score101Shelves

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   It's a rare and well-balanced supernatural story, blending thrills and chilling moments with the humorous daily life of a master and disciple. With vertical pupils detecting the supernatural and black fire exorcising evil spirits, Master Ma takes charge, sweeping away all the evil influences in the city.

6. 6 恐 Folk Horror [The Fake Master Who Shocks a Hundred Demons] 恐怖民俗【冒牌大师震百妖】 Lantern-Bearing Wuchang提灯无常Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted The thing Liu Buyi, a fake master, regrets most in his life is learning how to “draw talismans with soy sauce” from a short video. Because the corpse that should be lying quietly in front of him is now using a soy-sauce-dipped finger to write his name on the coffin lid. Meanwhile, his half-baked beauty of a partner, An Xun, is munching on sunflower seeds and enjoying the show. “Didn't you say you had Yin-Yang Eyes?!” Liu Buyi's voice trembles. Seeing how unconcerned she looks, he almost passes o 821Reads—Score109Shelves
7. 7 秘 Secret Art: I Transmigrate and Fight to Survive in a Bizarre World 秘法穿越:我在诡异世界极限逃生 Lantern-Bearing Wuchang提灯无常14k WordsCompleted Secret Art Transmigration: My Extreme Escape in a World of the Uncanny 95Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 8 柜 The Woman in the Closet 柜子里的女人 Lantern-Bearing Wuchang提灯无常Mystery6k WordsCompleted The Woman in the Cabinet 55Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 9 凶 The Haunted Cabinet Opens by Itself Every Night, Long Hair Drags People Inside 凶柜夜夜自开，青丝缠人拖入柜 Lantern-Bearing Wuchang提灯无常18k WordsCompleted The sinister cabinet opens by itself every night, and strands of black hair coil around people and drag them inside. 33Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 10 签 Ten Thousand Years of Sign-In: From the Start, My Younger Sister Exposed Me on Livestream 签到万年：开局就被妹妹直播曝光 Eating Egg Tarts吃蛋挞Urban2.1M WordsCompleted At eighteen, Ye Qiu spent ten thousand years in another world, taking tens of thousands of disciples. When he woke again, he had finally returned to the world he had left ten thousand years earlier. His streamer sister: “Brother, the viewers in my livestream are asking what that little pill you gave me was.” Livestream viewers: “I love listening to your brother brag. He's lived for ten thousand years and can make pills? I'm obsessed.” From then on, Ye Xiyao's livestream had a crowd of viewers wa 8.7kReads8.8Score1kShelves

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    In the first book, the male protagonist accidentally transmigrates to a world of cultivation, becomes an immortal emperor, and then returns. The brother and sister recognize each other, and the sister happens to be a live streamer who films a series of unscientific behaviors of the male protagonist. However, the male protagonist still says: "Cultivation? Brother, what era are we in? You still believe in this stuff? You should believe in science." The second book needs no explanation; you can tell from the title, right?

11. 11 举 Report! There's a Magician Here Casting Spells 举报！这有个魔术师在施展魔法 A Little Rascal一条小坏蛋Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + urban life + System + tycoon + pets + supernatural powers] From the start, magician Bai Ye awakens a System and gains mysterious magic such as fire, ice, and spatial powers. From then on, he livestreams magical performances in public under the guise of magic tricks. Grilling oysters with his bare hands, summoning a meteor shower of fire, making “iced” cola, making a person vanish... The whole internet is stunned: “Streamer! You call this a magic trick? This is obviously real mag 8.3kReads9.2Score837Shelves

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    The male lead promotes science in almost every episode, but then pulls off several magical feats. It's really great, highly recommended.

12. 12 都 Urban: I’ve Lived for Ten Thousand Years, and I Can’t Hide It Anymore 都市：长生万年的我瞒不住了 Kui Niu Emperor夔牛皇Urban801k WordsCompleted Ye Tian has lived for ten thousand years. He once helped the First Emperor ascend the throne and unite the six kingdoms. He once sat and discussed the Dao with Laozi. He once enlightened the Buddha beneath a bodhi tree. He even traveled across Europe and helped spark the Renaissance. … In modern times, after far too many years and witnessing countless partings and deaths, he decided to return to an ordinary life. He adopted a child and went to live in the countryside. Eighty years passed in the 7.3kReads8.8Score549Shelves

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13. 13 别 Stop Pretending, Daoist. You’re Cultivating Immortality 别装了，道长你就是在修仙 A Fool's Dream1愚人说梦1Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Lin Han transmigrated into the body of a Taoist priest. From the start, all he had was a rundown temple, until he obtained a live-streaming System for spreading Taoism. Revitalize Taoism and help more people appreciate its wonders to earn all kinds of rewards. He keeps a panda as a pet, tigers act as docile as kittens in his presence, and he sends an eight-hundred-jin wild boar flying with a single palm strike! With a casual wave of his hand, he summons thunder and lightning. Netizens exclai 20.5kReads8.8Score2kShelves

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    Like a dream, life is fleeting, life is here to recommend books! [Understood] ① At the start, Lin Han obtains a live-streaming preaching system and starts a live stream to revitalize Taoism and spread its charm. He casually summons lightning and then promotes science. ③ Agent: You asked me to promote science, and now ghost soldiers have appeared? Terminate the contract! Jiang Yuan: Believe me, it's all science. Jiang Yuan, who possesses the system, seems to have a special physique.

14. 14 大 Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Taoist Priest! 大哥，你是警察啊，不是道士！ Mou Zui谋醉Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [If you dislike cutesy, whimpering heroines, read no further] [Also known as: Me, a humble paper effigy maker, and you want me to crack a major case] When Yue Dong went to a telecom service center to cancel his late grandfather’s phone service, the staff gave him a hard time. “Rules are rules. The account holder has to be here in person!” “You have to follow the rules!” Yue Dong laughed in exasperation, then waved his hand and used his paper effigy-making skills to summon his late grandfather. T 71.6kReads9.2Score7.4kShelves
15. 15 让 You Asked Me to Explore the Wonders of Science, So Why Did I Walk Into a Haunted Lair? 让你走近科学，你走进诡窝？ Pumpkin Rice Porridge南瓜米粥Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Single heroine + livestreaming + supernatural exploration] Jiang Yuan is live-streaming an outdoor night-fishing trip at a haunted reservoir when he scares popular streamer Xiaoyi into tears! The clip shoots straight to the top of the trending list. His agent panics. “I told you to stick to science and share educational content. Now you’re claiming that ghost soldiers are crossing over? You’re fired!” Jiang Yuan: “Come on, it’s all science! Just hear me out!” The authorities show up and ask him 12.9kReads8.2Score1.2kShelves
16. 16 直 Livestreaming a Rain Prayer, I Had the Meteorological Bureau Begging Me to Stop 直播求雨，气象局求我收了神通 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban387k WordsOngoing After transmigrating, Qin Tian becomes the current Celestial Master of the Shenxiao Sect and unexpectedly obtains the Daoist Revival System. As long as he boosts the prestige of Daoism, he can earn all kinds of rewards. Just then, a drought strikes northern Longguo, with not a drop of rain falling for months. To raise Daoism's prestige, Qin Tian sets up a ritual altar in a livestream and prays for rain. As soon as the stream begins, viewers curse him out, calling him a fraud who is exploiting a 6.3kReads8.3Score334Shelves
17. 17 震 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊！玄学大佬被读心了 Yellow Peach Tutu黄桃土土Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 362.7kReads9.5Score73.6kShelves

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    This is hilarious! 😄 Xia Wange, a law student with a keen eye on the law 👍, claims to believe in science but secretly engages in feudal superstitions, starting with digging up graves 😂. He's the legal representative of "Honest Little Shop," specializing in: fortune telling, feng shui grave relocation, name selection, house cleaning, express delivery, and civil litigation.

18. 18 直 Streaming My Cultivation: The Easygoing Life of a Sect Leader 直播修仙：我当掌教的悠闲生活 Night Qingyi夜青衣Urban321k WordsCompleted He accidentally became the leader of a dilapidated sect. Just as he was about to make a run for it, he awakened the System. For the sake of the sect's future, Li Xuan started livestreaming. His tai chi demonstration whipped up fierce winds for dozens of meters in every direction. His lightness skill carried him through the air for over a hundred meters. He summoned wind and rain, called down thunder and lightning, and vanquished demons... The whole internet was stunned. “Sect Leader, you must be 125Reads7.8Score—Shelves

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    1⃣ He unintentionally becomes the leader of a declining sect. Just as he's about to unleash a live-streaming system, a fierce wind howls within a radius of tens of meters, and a Qing Dynasty performance unfolds. Everyone exclaims, "Master Chang, you must be a cultivator!" To this, the protagonist calmly replies, "Everyone must believe in science," and then rises into the sky. 😳😳😳 2⃣ At the start, the magician protagonist awakens a system and gains mysterious magic such as fire and ice. He summons a meteor shower by grilling oysters with his bare hands. The audience is in an uproar, questioning the protagonist. The protagonist calmly says, "There's no such thing as magic in this world. Everyone must believe in science." He says that a ball of fire can make people disappear into thin air. 🤦🤦🤦 3⃣ The male protagonist transmigrates into a Taoist priest, starting with a dilapidated temple. He acquires a system, treats pandas as pets, and tigers are like kittens in his presence. With a casual wave of his hand, he summons lightning. Netizens exclaimed, "Stop pretending, Taoist priest, you're cultivating immortality!" To this, he calmly tells everyone to believe in science, and then leaps off the Immortal Rice Cliff. 😂😂😂 In the world of novels, the General reigns supreme. Follow the General, and I will recommend more excellent books. 💕💕💕

19. 19 穿 Wear a Cheongsam! Hold Prayer Beads! The Metaphysics Expert Plays by Her Own Rules 穿旗袍！盘佛珠！玄学大佬路子野 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance625k WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Hilarious + Showbiz + Livestream + Everyone’s Favorite] A haunted-house exploration variety show is about to premiere, and rumors say they’ve invited a mysterious feng shui master from Weibo. When Su Jinluo appears in a qipao with prayer beads in hand, the entire internet goes wild. Netizens: “You’re telling me this is a master?” A terrifying paper effigy attacks. Su Jinluo calmly burns a paper talisman. “Just burn it up.” A woman in red reveals herself as a ghost. Su Jinluo driv 1.2kReads9.0Score192Shelves

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    This is acceptable.

20. 20 举 Report! This Daoist Is Cultivating Immortality but Talks Like a Scientist 举报！这个道长在修仙却满嘴科学 Someone Is Blowing on the Ground地上有人在吹Urban125k WordsOngoing Lin Xuan returns to Youde Taoist Temple and awakens the livestream System. All he wants is a quiet country life, picking chrysanthemums by the eastern hedge and gazing leisurely at the southern mountain. But on the very first day of his livestream, a giant white snake more than ten meters long appears on camera, leaving everyone stunned. The snake even lays an egg right there, and it hatches on the spot. With horns on its head and bright, lively eyes, the hatchling looks just like a divine drago 9Reads5.1Score—Shelves

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    Exactly the same as what you said, haha. I found the first one online, and I've read a bit of the second one. By the way, both are still being serialized. I haven't read the first one, but the second one is pretty much the same type as what you wanted to read. I'm recommending it to you, you're welcome!

21. 21 国 National Fate Survival: I’m a Cultivator, Yet I Urge People to Believe in Science 国运求生：修仙的我劝人相信科学 A Thousand Dreams千梦Urban283k WordsOngoing Resources are running out worldwide, and every country is facing a desperate situation. Just then, a mysterious voice rang out. One contestant would be randomly selected from each of the world’s 223 countries to compete in a survival game! Resources obtained by contestants during the competition would be multiplied a hundredfold and materialize in the real world! “Zhao Feng of the Dragon Kingdom is truly the most formidable opponent I’ve ever faced!” “Zhao Feng is terrifying. We have to steer cl 208Reads7.4Score—Shelves
22. 22 女 The Female Side Character Only Wants to Cultivate 女配她只想修仙 Short on Silver缺点银子Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Urban Cultivation + Spiritual Qi Revival + Strong Female Lead + Feel-Good + System] No. 09 did everything it could to explain to Ji Ling how to be a properly wicked female supporting character! Ji Ling wanted to laugh right in its face. Give everything for the male and female leads, and die for them if necessary? You must be dreaming! “Host, follow the plot!” “Isn’t cultivation way better?” … “Host, that’s the female lead. Go pick a fight with her!” “Want me to twist her head off?” … “Host, t 3.4kReads9.0Score373Shelves

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    It looks great.

23. 23 道 Reverend, Stop Pretending. I Know You Can Use Immortal Arts 道长别装了，我知道你会仙术 Too Sleepy to Sleep困的睡不着Mystery11.7M WordsOngoing At Zhongnan Mountain, people knew only that it was home to the Quanzhen Sect. Few knew that at its foot stood a dilapidated Taoist temple. That day, the people of Gujing Temple burst onto the scene. From then on, their name would resound throughout the land! 186.2kReads9.2Score13.7kShelves

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    A backhand palm strike

24. 24 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves
25. 25 修 Cultivation: I Picked Up a Cultivation Simulator 修仙：我捡了个修仙模拟器 The Zoo's Top Attraction动物园头牌Urban779k WordsOngoing (Livestreaming + Celestial Master + Immortal Cultivation + Challenging Other Schools + Wild Imagination + Text-Based Cultivation Simulator = ?) From the start, he inherits a Taoist temple and becomes a Celestial Master. While looking through his grandfather's belongings, he finds an old phone with a crude text-based game installed. What Li Changsheng never expects is that the more he plays this game, "Cultivation Simulator", the stranger things get. The things in the game seem to correspond to r 267Reads8.0Score—Shelves
26. 26 直 Livestreaming My Stay: Daoist, You’re Practicing Immortality 直播试住：道长，你就是在修仙 The Ragdoll Cat Is Really Fierce布偶猫可凶可凶的Urban109k WordsOngoing Try out a haunted house for just 3,000 yuan a night. Gu Yuan says, “How is this any different from picking up free money?” But after moving in, he discovers that things are getting increasingly bizarre. “Streamer, a white figure just floated down the hallway!” “Streamer, the painting on the wall just opened its eyes!” “Streamer, run! There’s something wrong with this house!” Heh. Run? Not a chance! Dressed in a Taoist robe, Gu Yuan leaps up, grabs the white figure by the hair, and yanks her off —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    There are several novels like this

27. 27 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Please, Master, Stop Reading My Fortune 直播算命：求求大师别算了 Huanran焕然Urban526k WordsCompleted In this Age of Declining Dharma, Zhang Xuan is the only person who truly understands the secrets of fate, and the pressure is getting to him. “Master, my girlfriend and I fell in love at first sight. Her family owns a thousand yaks and three ranches, but she insists I become a live-in son-in-law. No wonder the doctor said my stomach is weak and I'll have to live off a woman for the rest of my life!” a smug, nouveau riche master declares. Zhang Xuan: “Nice catch. Buy one, get one free is a great 34Reads6.2Score—Shelves
28. 28 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Buddy, Listen to Me, Digging Up That Grave Is a Crime 直播算命：水友你听我忽悠，挖这座坟准刑 Little Daoist Lord of Cloud Seals云篆小道君Urban997k WordsCompleted Rich man: “Master, could you tell me how my finances are looking lately?” Zhang Wuwang: “Let’s put your finances aside for now. You’ve got a bit of green on your head...” Boy: “Master, what does my love life look like?” Zhang Wuwang: “Your mom wants you to come home and donate bone marrow.” Young woman: “Master, could you tell me how my love life is looking?” Zhang Wuwang: “Uh, would you believe me if I said your boyfriend has a kid?” Young man: “Master, could you tell me what my future holds?” 18Reads9.1Score—Shelves
29. 29 我 I'm a Taoist Priest. What's Wrong with Knowing a Few Spells? 我一个道士，会点法术怎么了 Hero Wu吴大侠Urban2.8M WordsOngoing Anti-cultural export + cultivation + livestreaming + Daoist priest + System + spreading the Dao in America + no couples + no female lead + no spiritual qi revival + scheming protagonist Also known as: Spreading the Dao in America, Shocking the Eagles Every Day Chen Xian, Daoist name Xuanyun, is known in the martial world as the well-mannered young Daoist, the Cultivator's Version of Homelander, and the Enlightened Master Who Follows His Every Whim. His motto: “This Daoist does whatever he wants! 57.4kReads9.0Score4.7kShelves

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    You tell everyone to believe in science, then you pull out a palm strike and someone asks you, "Where's the science in that?" And you reply, "I'm a Taoist priest with magic powers, isn't that reasonable and scientific?" 😏😏😏

30. 30 全 The World Is Stunned: You Call This a Crummy Vocational School? 全球震惊，你管这叫破技校？ Bobo the Car God啵啵车神Urban302k WordsOngoing After a global hacker war, a private technical school on the verge of closing suddenly became a sensation! New Oriental: We thought our culinary program was already the best in the world, but this technical school is even more impressive. They actually teach students how to cook aliens? Lanxiang: We can’t compete! At most, we can stir-fry food with an excavator, open beer bottles, and light cigarettes. Their students can use Gundams to level mountains, fill in seas, and demolish asteroids! Admis 67Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    Both of these are

31. 31 我 My Psychology Shatters the Gods of the Heavens 我的心理学，崩碎诸天神佛 Lock Away the Feelings封锁感觉Eastern Fantasy158k WordsOngoing What if the foundation of gods and Buddhas is not eternal, but a prison forged from the thoughts of all living beings? A “psychological physician” who travels between the imperial court and the Celestial Court uses reason as his scalpel, elegantly dissecting one case after another, each labeled “deity.” When he submits his final assessment report to the supreme law that sustains all things... will this world be reborn, or utterly annihilated? 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Science enthusiasts rejoice! The protagonist, armed with the "scientific scalpel" of psychology, ventures into the world of gods and Buddhas. He doesn't believe in miracles but only in human nature. He speaks only of rational analysis, but he uses psychological games to dismantle the authority of the gods. He doesn't use fancy magic, but he can shatter the heavens more effectively than any magic!

32. 32 和 After Joining a Variety Show with My Infamous Uncle, My Fortune-Telling Goes Viral 和黑红舅舅参加综艺后，算命爆火 Three-Tailed Rabbit三尾兔Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted This story is set in a fictional world and has no connection to reality! [The whole family dotes on her + entertainment industry + mystical arts + livestreaming + family bonds + uncle and niece, no romance] The police in Zhonglingshan Village received a report: “There's a five-year-old at our temple spreading feudal superstition, charging 688 yuan for a fortune! She's scamming people out of their money!” The police: ??? They understood all the words, but put together, they made no sense. A littl 14.6kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves
33. 33 直 Livestream: I Shock the World From My Taoist Temple 直播：我在道观震惊全球 Seven Candies七颗糖Urban576k WordsCompleted [System + livestreaming + shocking the world!] Wudang's Cloud-Treading Ladder, the Heir-Cutting Kick, and the Chrysanthemum Manual are taking the internet by storm. “Little Taoist, are you part toad? You blew an entire building away with one breath?” “Little Taoist, you’re the one who dove ten thousand meters into the Mariana Trench without any equipment!” “Little Taoist, that big yellow dog of yours took on a whole pack of wolves by itself, and actually won!” Ye Bei merely gave a disdainful smi 12Reads9.0Score—Shelves

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    These three books perfectly match your criteria and aren't too bad. If you're interested, you can take a look; you might like them. Review rating: ⭐⭐⭐½

34. 34 丹 The Legendary Hero of the Danjiang Ferry 丹江摆渡大侠传奇 Danjiang Ferrying Hero丹江摆渡大侠221k WordsOngoing I just wrote this on a whim. I hope you like it. The great hero was born in a remote, harsh land and endured countless hardships. He could not become a god, and had no wish to become a ghost. He could not master both Eastern and Western learning, nor excel in both literature and martial arts. He was truly a good-for-nothing. Guided by various professors, he refused to lie flat. He drew his sword and fought, using the body, mind, and spirit of an ordinary person to withstand Heaven's tribulations 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It has a bit of science, but more importantly, it's about martial arts, and also about traversing the universe and exploring its mysteries.

35. 35 都 I’m Practically an Immortal, and You’re Telling Me This Is Wuxia? 都快成仙了，你告诉我这是武侠？ Qingfeng Haoyu青风皓羽Eastern Fantasy146k WordsOngoing [System] [Xuanhuan] [Wild Imagination] [Comedy] [Misunderstood as a Mastermind] [Cultivation] [Invincible] [Swordsmanship] [Character Growth] [Slice of Life] Also known as Cultivating for a Hundred Years, Then Discovering This Is a Martial Arts World; I Really Didn’t Mean to Become Invincible; After Cultivating in a Martial Arts World for a Hundred Years, I Had No Choice but to Become Invincible; The Whole World Practices Martial Arts, and I’m the Only One Cultivating Immortality Lu Lan transmig 29Reads5.6Score—Shelves

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    These are quite good.

36. 36 放 How Dare You! My Roommates Are All Immortal Cultivation Experts! 放肆！我的舍友可都是修仙大佬！ He Shaochuan何少川Urban198k WordsOngoing Handcrafted from scratch: an absurd cultivation novel. The protagonist is completely unhinged. If you like rational characters, stay away. A fortune teller said yesterday I’d live to ninety-nine. The moment I got the System, I jumped straight out of the tenth floor. With a fate like mine, who the hell takes the stairs? The King of Hell says I’m supposed to die at midnight? I’ll be there by ten! My fate is mine to command, not Heaven’s! The King of Hell: ??? What just zipped by? Did he jump into 2Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 37 个 I Chose Corpse Driving as My Profession, and the Police Are Losing It 个人职业填赶尸，警察麻了 If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them打不过我加入Mystery2.7M WordsCompleted During summer break, Jiang Bai boldly ventured into the mountains of Xixiang and became a corpse walker. He rings the soul-summoning bell, strikes the ritual gong, and walks between the realms of yin and yang. Even ghosts and gods give way! As Jiang Bai leads corpse after corpse out of the mountains, a passing streamer happens to capture it on camera. The whole internet goes wild! "Holy crap, that's the first time I've seen someone offer a cigarette to a corpse. I'm impressed! Old Liu from Shang 10.7kReads7.6Score1.1kShelves

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    The first one is suitable, and the other two seem alright.

38. 38 蛇 The Snake Woman 蛇女 A Thousand Jun千钧Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted They say there’s a snake girl in our village, born with the ability to control snakes. She was orphaned at birth, and my father took pity on her, taking her in and raising her. She grew up by my side, and we were together day and night. Then one day, the village bully picked on her. That very night, he suddenly died, and more than a dozen little snakes were found inside his stomach. By a strange twist of fate, I discovered the snake girl’s secret that night, and I nearly died of fright. 853Reads7.3Score101Shelves
39. 39 我 My Campus Crush Is Actually a Painted-Skin Demon 我的校花女友竟是画皮妖 I’m Done Being Human我不做人啦Urban171k WordsOngoing [One Heroine, Sweet Romance] + [Spiritual Qi Revival] The Heavenly Court has crumbled, the immortals and gods have vanished, true qi is returning, and demons are descending! The Yellow-Browed King lives in a scenic area's cave grotto, while a man-eating monster hides in the Black Mountain to the west. A withered old Taoist with bones for a face emerges from the depths of an ancient well, and an old granny is always sitting beneath a tree in the park. My name is Jiang Liu. On the day 1Reads6.9Score—Shelves
40. 40 神 The Fortune-Telling Master Returns to the 1990s, and Her Secret Identity Is Exposed! 神算大佬重回九零，马甲爆光了！ Libei梨北Modern Romance432k WordsCompleted [Revenge on scumbags, multiple secret identities, satisfying face-slapping, 1990s rebirth] Jiang He was born with an intellectual disability and was literally bled to death! When she wakes up, a fortune-telling big shot takes on her awful relatives, trounces scumbags, and tears into fake sweethearts! She sets up a fortune-telling stall, and this slacker is going to get rich! She only wants to make money quietly, but somehow… The world’s richest man calls her Ancestor. A genius medical researcher 1kReads9.4Score193Shelves

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    Just this little bit...

41. 41 顶 The Top-Tier Star Queen Is a Fortune-Teller 顶流女王是神棍 Many Trees很多木Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + Feel-Good Story + Entertainment Industry] Before being reborn, she was a complete unknown. Afterward, she became the sole inheritor of Zhuge’s Divine Numerology. She excels at fortune-telling, catching little cuties, and raiding graves. In the world of mysticism, everyone knows her, and everyone fears her, all because… Black and White Impermanence are her big brothers. A thousand-year-old evil spirit is her underling. The chosen one with an emperor’s destiny is her man. Others make 820Reads9.3Score123Shelves
42. 42 玄 The Metaphysics Master Transmigrates into a Wealthy Family's Real Heiress and Becomes Everyone's Darling 玄学大佬穿进豪门真千金后成团宠 Where a Thousand Lanterns Return千灯归处Modern Romance606k WordsCompleted After transmigrating, the metaphysics expert Su Yixi unexpectedly became the Shen family’s real daughter, the one who had been mistakenly switched at birth. All of high society watched the Shen family and Su Yixi for laughs, convinced she was no match for the fake heiress. After meeting Su Yixi, her father said, “My daughter is amazing!” After meeting Su Yixi, her mother declared, “The Shen family has only one daughter: Su Yixi.” After meeting Su Yixi, her three older brothers thought, “We can’t 363Reads8.5Score—Shelves
43. 43 鬼 High Alert in the Ghost Realm! The Little Mystic Prodigy Is Coming Down the Mountain 鬼界高能！前方玄学小祖宗下山了 Grinning Rabbit龇牙笑的兔子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The eldest son of the richest family in the capital, who suffered from gynophobia, had somehow acquired a fiancée. Supposedly, she was a country bumpkin who claimed she could exorcise ghosts and tell fortunes, deciding life and death with a single word. She had offended quite a few big shots. Everyone waited for those big shots to drive the country girl out of the capital. But they waited and waited, only to hear that the eldest son of the Ning family was engaged to her. At the wedding, everyone 6.9kReads9.4Score1kShelves
44. 44 软 The Adorable Little Fortune-Teller: Her Four Brothers Spoil Her Rotten 软萌小相师：四个哥哥宠上天 Grinning Rabbit龇牙笑的兔子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Chu Ruanyuan was a wild little girl no one in her village wanted. Born with yin-yang eyes, she could summon ghosts and spirits, but never people. When she was six, her grandfather, a Taoist exorcist, mysteriously disappeared, leaving her to survive with the help of the village's stray dogs. One day, a frail, handsome young man came to the village. He held her as if she were a precious treasure and insisted on taking her home. Ning Xuan had been sickly since childhood, but while doing good deeds 3.1kReads9.4Score423Shelves
45. 45 团 The Whole Family's Darling: The Four-Year-Old Little Master Comes Down the Mountain 团宠萌宝：四岁小师傅下山了 Song of Laughter and Forgetting笑忘歌Modern Romance531k WordsCompleted [Wildly imaginative, laugh-out-loud comedy, invincible protagonist] CEO dad: “I’m so alpha.” Beautiful mom: “I’m fierce and fabulous.” Their adorable four-year-old daughter: “Everyone, move aside!” The adorable four-year-old returns to the city with her sect’s most treasured artifacts, instantly dominating the world and everything in it! She chants incantations, plays with talismans, practices medicine, and knows martial arts. With one carefree strike of her Smiling Palm, who can stand against h 6.1kReads9.1Score853Shelves
46. 46 直 Livestreaming as a Country Dad 直播我在乡村当奶爸 The Wolf Heads North狼行北上Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Excuse me, have you heard of an animal trainer in the village who can tame a Wolf King?” “You have to believe in science. As everyone knows, wolves are too wild to be domesticated. Anyway, I need to go cook for my daughter.” “Rat-a-tat-tat...” Zhang Hao waves, and a magnificent Wolf King comes racing out of the distant village. He climbs onto its back and rides off at full speed. 739Reads8.3Score100Shelves

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    It's not magic, but it looks really good! 👍

47. 47 神 The Amazing Little Flower Farmer 神奇小花农 Small-Town Earl小镇伯爵Urban1.9M WordsOngoing An ordinary high school student happens to buy a secondhand book on the Way, and from then on, his life takes a different path. A top-student protagonist, but this isn't a wish-fulfillment novel, an invincible-protagonist novel, or a rebirth novel. It portrays an authentic high school life, with intelligent characters and believable events. There are no advanced martial arts, powerful officials, or influential clans. These are things that could happen to you or me. Blending cultivation element 75.4kReads8.3Score6.5kShelves

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    The protagonist inherits a Taoist magic, attending school by day and cultivating immortality by night. He is unassuming and unassuming, cultivating quietly and subtly astonishing everyone. The protagonist possesses talismanic magic, can walk between Yin and Yang, and develops his power in a low-key, hidden manner; no one knows his existence.

48. 48 大 The Great Sage Returns: Sun Wukong Vows to Slaughter Every God and Buddha! 大圣归来，我孙悟空誓必屠尽神佛！ Heaven-Mandated Mayfly天命蜉蝣Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted As the four disciples of Tang Sanzang received their titles on Spirit Mountain, a man who looked like a beggar stood at its foot, disdain in his eyes. He muttered bitterly, “Tathagata, I, Old Sun, will be back.” A different Journey to the West, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven's journey of revenge. 29.1kReads9.1Score6.6kShelves

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    These books are fucking amazing!

49. 49 F Zone F F战区 Old and Faded Xiao Chuan年老色衰的小川Sci-Fi & Apocalypse269k WordsCompleted Where the heck have I ended up? Is this still Blue Star… The weirdest transmigration in history… A new star system, a new environment, a new… Watch the story of the madman Wang Longyin and his legendary rise in F Theater: from [I Don’t Eat Beef] to [Homelander] and then to [Superman]… 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    As the May Day holiday draws to a close, the legendary story of *F War Zone* continues... A great book, high-quality writing, come and enjoy! [Add to bookshelf]

50. 50 我 I’m Guanyin’s Little Daoist Nun, and Every Ghost and Demon Will Weep 我是观音小道姑，牛鬼蛇神都得哭 Longma Shi龙马氏Mystery147k WordsOngoing I was born in a Guanyin temple. My friends call me A Shui, and the pilgrims call me Little Taoist Nun. What? Someone says I’m a young maiden serving at Guanyin’s side? No, no. But according to the woman who claims to be the real maiden serving Guanyin, when I was born, the gods above specially built a heavenly ladder, and Lady Guanyin herself carried me from Granny Yin Du into my mother’s womb. What? Someone says I was born with a destined connection to Buddhism and Taoism? No, no. According to —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This one!! The female protagonist is a character who grows and develops; she knows a lot and can speak to anyone, whether they're a human or a ghost.

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