Any Books with a Hilarious, Sharp-Tongued Male Lead? 有没有男主特逗特毒舌的书啊

1. 401 她 The Third Day After She Disappeared 她消失的第三天 Jin Er斤二Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted Delicate darling x rugged man Substitute x crematorium x happy ending - When Zhao Haitang was eighteen, she became a blood bank for the Qin family’s young lady. Everyone said Miss Qin’s older brother was a ruthless man who had fought his way out of the slums alone while caring for his sickly little sister. He had risen from the dregs of society to become one of Dongzhou’s new elite. Cross him, and he’d make you suffer for it. Zhao Haitang paid no attention to the rumors. She was madly in love wi 162.9kReads9.1Score23.5kShelves

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   These few posts are pretty funny, though some are a bit controversial. It depends on your personal preference, haha.

2. 402 战 The God of War Says We Should Switch Wives 战神说换个老婆 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The God of War Said to Get a New Wife 34Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 403 寻 The Moon on the Page Where Love Begins 寻找爱情那一页的月 Naming Characters Is So Hard角色取名好难Modern Romance347k WordsCompleted [A somewhat strong-willed, genuine young master from Beijing's elite circle × a slightly calculating local heiress] [A sweet-talking charmer wins over a true playboy] [She really does take him away, and the young master leaves home for love] [The male lead isn't a virgin; the female lead is] Please note the following: [Romance and everyday life take up a large part of the story] [No overpowered heroine with a string of satisfying face-slapping scenes] [No character in the story is perfect; every 8.4kReads9.1Score964Shelves

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   The male lead is a wealthy playboy, a real womanizer with a sharp tongue. The first time he met the female lead, he was already with another girl in his arms. The female lead is cheerful, eloquent, and has high emotional intelligence. She doesn't have the male lead's background, but she's not poor either; her grandfather apparently earned her a hundred million. The female lead's best friend is also good friends with the male lead, and they met at a party together. I think the female lead is actually attracted to his type; she was immediately drawn to him, but knowing he's a playboy, she deliberately avoided him. Unexpectedly, the male lead approached her online, and she couldn't resist and ended up with him.

4. 404 认 After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Like an Enemy 认错人后，暴君把我当仇人宠 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted After Mistaking Me for Someone Else, the Tyrant Dotes on Me as His Enemy 53Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 405 这 Something's Wrong with How to Start This Urban Novel 这篇都市文的打开方式不对 Garlic Vermicelli Steamed Oysters蒜蓉粉丝蒸生蚝Modern Romance904k WordsCompleted After her parents died, Yan Xia was suddenly claimed by her biological parents. Her new parents seemed pretty wealthy, and her five older brothers were all outstanding men. Though she had no idea why there were five brothers again, maybe that was just the legendary tomato-novel rule for fake and real heiresses. After all, she’d heard she was the real heiress. But according to the “plot” suddenly implanted in her mind, the fake heiress, who had been raised by her new parents for twenty-three year 12.9kReads9.1Score2kShelves

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   It's a good show, and the male leads are all very sarcastic.

6. 406 冷 Three Years of a Cold Marriage: Second Young Master Mu Regrets It 冷婚三年，慕二少后悔了 Quiet Pisces恬静的双鱼座Modern Romance334k WordsCompleted [Marriage Before Love] + [Tension That Pushes to the Limit] + [The Husband Chases His Wife to the Crematorium] + [Both Leads Are Each Other’s Only One] Cool, calculating talent agent VS carefree heir to a wealthy family Mu Shaobai and Yun Shang have been married for three years. Every so often, he brings a different woman home, and Yun Shang never gets angry. Everyone in Jiangcheng knows that the carefree Second Young Master Mu doesn’t love his wife, but Yun Shang has never cared. Even without h 1.1kReads8.2Score—Shelves

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   A cool and aloof, cunning female lead versus a carefree, playboy male lead; both are quite sharp-tongued. Worth watching! 🥰🥰

7. 407 小 My Childhood Sweetheart Is Allergic to Romance 小青梅她浪漫过敏 Little Yellow Fish Swimming Along小黄鱼游啊游Modern Romance254k WordsCompleted [Older guy with younger-guy energy (the king of giving in) X sociable, fearless fencing cutie (poor Yun is wrapped around her little finger)] [Both are each other's one and only, childhood friends who bicker every day, sweet, sweet, sweet!] Zhu Fu is a fencing prodigy but an academic disaster. She got incredibly lucky on the college entrance exam, did far better than expected, and made it into Xida, a university packed with top students. * It wasn't until she started university that Zhu Fu lear 256Reads8.5Score108Shelves
8. 408 掌 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门，请自重 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 17Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 409 太 How Awful! I Got Pregnant with My Archenemy's Baby Right After Our Marriage Alliance 太坏了！刚联姻就怀了死对头的崽 Jin Yuzhi今与紫Modern Romance265k WordsCompleted [Pampered young heiress from Beijing’s elite circle X elegant, roguish young master, childhood friends, secret crush, marriage before love, both devoted to each other] Yin Huan is Beijing’s most beautiful, precious, spoiled, free-spirited wild rose. Every woman in Beijing envies her, and every man wants her. After twenty-two years of doing whatever she pleased, the news hits like a bolt from the blue: her family has arranged for her to marry into the Bo family, their sworn enemy! She hates Bo Xu 35.5kReads9.0Score4kShelves

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   I just finished reading this one. It matches the title, and the male lead is a romantic, morally upright, and dotes on his wife.

10. 410 薄 Heartless 薄情 Runaway Rabbit在逃兔子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Qin Songyao married into the Bo family for three years, seeking neither wealth nor status, but that damn thing called true love. One day, they divorced, and she became the laughingstock of the whole city. At the civil affairs bureau, the couple faced each other for the last time. Bo Siyan was as cold as ever. “Take your divorce settlement and disappear. Don’t even think about getting back together.” Qin Songyao put on her sunglasses and smiled faintly, declaring on the spot, “We’ll never get bac 21.1kReads8.5Score2.2kShelves

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    The bickering between the male and female leads in the early episodes is absolutely hilarious. The male and female leads are actually each other's ideal woman, and the story is about marriage before love. The plot is fresh and original, making it the best novel I've ever read.

11. 411 七 A Warm Marriage in the 1970s: She Marries a Rough Rascal and Is Spoiled Like a Treasure 七零暖婚：嫁给痞气糙汉被宠成宝 Sunflower Ah Hua向日葵啊花Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Everyone says the bad-tempered rascal from the Xie family is a shameless layabout. How on earth did he get so lucky as to marry Jiang He, the woman everyone in the surrounding villages wants for a wife? The young men who have a crush on Jiang He are all so jealous they could grind their teeth over Xie Shenqing. And yet, despite having such a kind and lovely wife, Xie Shenqing is always shouting at and scolding her. Even the neighborhood aunties whisper that it's a shame and that Jiang He has had 6.1kReads8.9Score380Shelves

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    Male lead Xie Chenqing: A sharp-tongued, unruly rogue with a capricious and volatile personality. Initially, he doesn't take his suddenly appearing wife, Jiang He, seriously and often yells at her. However, he gradually becomes attracted to her and falls in love with her. He loves the female lead deeply, is sarcastic to outsiders, and enjoys teasing her. Female lead Jiang He: A virtuous and lovely woman whom everyone in the surrounding area wants to marry. Fate brought her to marry Xie Chenqing. Despite her husband's bad temper, she remains steadfast in her marriage, raising their child alone and waiting patiently for Xie Chenqing's return.

12. 412 揽 Embracing My Childhood Sweetheart 揽青梅 Sweet Candy暖糖Modern Romance372k WordsCompleted Qin Zhiyu vs. Jiang Li (Signed for publication) [Mutually devoted couple, happy ending + aloof, quiet boy vs. bright, bold girl + childhood friends + no misunderstandings, devoted love above all] Qin Zhiyu first met Jiang Li when he was four. That year, his parents were going through a divorce, and in the midst of all the turmoil, his mother sent him to stay with a friend. The sky was clear and bright that day, and he saw Jiang Li on the swing in the courtyard. The little girl was curious about 7.8kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
13. 413 明 A Public Rivalry, a Secret Love 明争暗恋 Ji Zhi霁之Modern Romance480k WordsCompleted [Childhood Friends + Mutual Secret Crush] [Airheaded Sweetheart X Cold, Scheming Type] Student representative Xu Youjing is handsome and distinguished, with the poise of a pine or cypress bathed in sunlight. Arts committee president Lin Xiyang is sweet, radiant, and talented, one of the school’s brightest stars. They’ve attended the same school for two years, but have never interacted. They’re so unfamiliar that they wouldn’t even glance at each other when passing by. That changes when they end 13.9kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves

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    I highly recommend this one! The male lead's words are amazing—he gets jealous and teases the female lead. It's great! (If you don't like it, you can check out other books on my bookshelf. [Eating melon emoji])

14. 414 风 Mistress of the Romantic Court 风月主母 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊25k WordsCompleted The Mistress of the House of Love 36Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 415 她 She's Too Alluring: The Ascetic Tycoon Falls for Her and Pulls Her Close 她太撩，禁欲大佬沦陷揽细腰 Teng Gu滕谷Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Everyone says the young master of the Yin family is ruthless and calculating, a powerful figure in North City whom no one should ever cross. Yet Jiang Yuanyuan goes out of her way to seduce him. Born with a bewitching allure, she harbors a beast of revenge in her heart. He calls her shameless, yet turns North City upside down for her and sends her enemies straight to hell. She slips away, only for him to hook her back with one hand. His voice is low and husky, simmering with anger. “You flirt wi 23.3kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves

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    The male lead is the son of a high-ranking official, a sharp-tongued and deadpan comedian.

16. 416 你 You Call Someone You Share a Bed With Your Archrival? 你管睡一个被窝的人叫死对头？ The May Sea五月的海Modern Romance526k WordsCompleted [Glamorous, Bold, Top-Tier Star × The Rebellious King of the Music Scene] Jiang Li is a stunning beauty with striking features, a slim waist, and long legs. She's one of the hottest actresses in the entertainment industry, with top-tier looks. Shang Chi, the second son of the Shang family, is carefree and irreverent. From the moment he debuted, he shone brightly. He could have coasted on his looks, but instead relied on his talent, and before he knew it, he'd become a top-tier star. - Everyone i 13.5kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
17. 417 开 From the Start, I Had a Black Card: A Carefree Fish in a CEO Romance 开局一张黑卡，我在霸总文当咸鱼 Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance528k WordsCompleted “After we’re married, you can do whatever you want and buy whatever you like, but don’t go coveting things that are beyond your reach.” Shen Moze tossed a black card in front of Gu Miaomiao with a cold expression. The vicious supporting actress, Gu Miaomiao, was ecstatic inside: My cold husband never comes home, and I still get to spend his money! So Gu Miaomiao started living however she pleased. She casually joined a variety show, and somehow became an overnight sensation across the internet! 5.7kReads9.1Score748Shelves

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    It's hilarious from beginning to end; my lips never left my mouth. I read it word for word—definitely worth watching! The female lead's thought process is quirky yet perfectly logical; who can understand it?! Holding back laughter is so difficult! The male lead, though a CEO, understands the female lead's strange quirks—I'm totally shipping them!!!

18. 418 宴 Counsel Yan, Your White Moonlight Is Back in the Country 宴律，你的白月光回国了 Ruan Zhi软之Modern Romance322k WordsOngoing A short drama based on the same title is now streaming [Two Lawyers, Both Sharp-Tongued, Reunion at the Start, Reconciliation, Both Chaste, She Leaves While Pregnant] Seven years ago, Gu Xingwan stabbed her own father and was sent to prison. Five years ago, Yan Jin waited outside the prison with an umbrella, only to hear that she had been released long ago. When they meet again after seven years, she stares at him in shock from the interview room. Someone asks, “Lawyer Yan, do you know her?” “No 7.1kReads8.9Score613Shelves

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    The male and female leads are both sharp-tongued; it's hilarious, no wonder they're lawyers.

19. 419 冷 The Cold-Hearted CEO’s Ears Turned Red 冷面霸总的耳朵红了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊21k WordsCompleted The Cold-Faced CEO’s Ears Turned Red 13Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 420 离 Divorce, Divorce, Divorce, Divorce, Divorce! Your Wife Doesn’t Want You Anymore 离离离离离，你老婆不要你了 Durian Ya榴莲吖Modern Romance1.0M WordsOngoing [Mutual first love + groveling redemption + ensemble cast + switched marriages] Gentle, patient OB-GYN vs. sharp-tongued, arrogant heir to the throne When Wen Ruan was ten, she went to the principal's office to complete her transfer paperwork and first saw a boy in a blue school uniform. The principal scolded him, “You got zeroes in every subject on your final exams. Are you trying to start a rebellion?” The boy kept his hands in his pockets and smiled lazily. “I wouldn't be against it.” She sto 80.3kReads8.9Score9.2kShelves

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    It's hilarious! The male lead and his friend are always bickering and arguing with everyone, and it's really satisfying to teach the villain a lesson.

21. 421 隔 My Neighbor Cusses Me Out Every Day 隔壁邻居每天都在骂我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance19k WordsCompleted My Neighbor Keeps Cursing Me Every Day 78Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 422 娇 After a Frail Beauty Marries to Bring Good Fortune, She Becomes the Regent's Princess Consort 娇软美人冲喜后，成了摄政王妃 Flowers and Fruit有花有果Ancient Romance539k WordsCompleted [Historical Romance + No Rebirth or Transmigration + Marriage Before Love + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Putting Scoundrels in Their Place + Having a Baby + Growing Heroine] Jiang Yuanyi is peerlessly beautiful, soft and charming, but unfortunately, she is a lowborn concubine-born daughter. Her father dislikes her, her stepmother despises her, and her legitimate older siblings bully her. Despite her betrothal, they force her to bring good fortune to the dying heir of the Duke of Jingguo by marrying 11.5kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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    The male lead is hilarious, self-reliant, has a sharp tongue, and can spot a manipulative woman.

23. 423 炮 The Cannon Fodder Makes a Small Move, and the Villain Begs for Kisses 炮灰略施小计，反派哭着求亲亲 Mighty Strong力大夯Ancient Romance266k WordsCompleted [Demon Hunting + Mutual Redemption + Devoted Couple + Mild Horror] Good news: I caught the trend and transmigrated into a book. Bad news: I became the short-lived white moonlight, and I'm already dead. Yan Ning gazes at the cold corpse in the coffin, then at the bright moon high in the sky, and flashes a wicked smile. I'm so damn... Yan Ning was a model young person of the 21st century. She found a coin on the roadside and was just about to pocket it when, the next second, she was sent flying to 1.2kReads8.9Score173Shelves

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    The male lead is a violent fox demon villain, but he's also sarcastic, cunning, and narcissistic. He's a glutton and often eats alone behind the female lead's back (the female lead is the same; the couple is quite scheming). The male lead constantly teases the female lead, saying she's not as pretty as him and that she's a short-lived, unattractive "white moonlight" (ideal character). However, he's gentle, lively, and a shovel-wielding warrior—if she disagrees, he'll just throw a shovel at her. He's incredibly funny and adorable!

24. 424 三 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 425 无 Wasteland Delusions 无人区妄想 Elk Seventeen麋鹿十七Modern Romance324k WordsCompleted [Devoted to each other + romantic push and pull + rekindled love + secret identity + his secret crush comes true] [Radiant, high-born jewelry mogul × calculating, devoted, refined heir] On a snowy night, Di Shuang met Pei Lanhe. The man stood tall and straight, his silver hair striking. He was alone by the floor-to-ceiling window, moonlight falling clearly across his face and revealing his elegant, roguish features. Di Shuang had been face-blind from birth and had always relied on her eyes to 7.5kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves

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    The male lead is incredibly sarcastic yet hilarious; he calls his dad "Old Deng" and is always upside down [kissing emoji]. It's really great!

26. 426 我 My Husband Is Out “Making Money,” and Three Women Have Come Knocking 我老公在外“搞钱”，三个女人找上了门 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊11k WordsCompleted My Husband Was Out “Making Money,” and Three Women Came Knocking 25Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 427 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Relied on the Villain to Stay Alive 穿书后我靠反派续命 Dou Jin斗矜Modern Romance619k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + girl disguises herself as a boy + sweet romance] Zhen Xi transmigrates into a novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the real heiress who shares her name. In the end, she dies miserably from an incurable illness. To avoid the illness and stay alive, she disguises herself as a boy and moves into the boys' dorm, where she becomes roommates with the villain. She helps him with his homework, makes his bed, washes his underwear... One day, the villain suddenly looks 284Reads9.4Score102Shelves

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    This one is hilarious! I laughed every single chapter. The male lead is so unique—arrogant, sarcastic, and witty. You definitely won't regret reading it.

28. 428 暗 The Top Student I Had a Secret Crush on Wasn't Sweet, So I Switched to Openly Loving a Bad-Boy Bro 暗恋的学霸不甜，换混子哥明恋 Sweetness in the Mortal World人间天糖Modern Romance394k WordsCompleted The print edition of Warm Embrace is now available [Mutual secret crushes + the second male lead takes the spotlight + hilarious campus antics + bickering couple + mutual healing] [Sweet girl with a ruthless streak ✖️ cocky dog-like bad boy] “For Lin Shu, Xie Buchen would do anything, even study.” After seven years of secret love, their relationship finally came to fruition, but Lin Shu still decided to divorce Ji Xingshen. Everyone said marrying Ji Xingshen was a blessing Lin Shu had been lucky 32.1kReads8.8Score6.1kShelves

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    "I want to be your elephant, but you just want to be my queen mother all the time!!!" The female lead subconsciously started treating the male lead like a son as they chatted. Who wouldn't love such a cool and aloof guy? [Heart emojis]

29. 429 快 Quick Transmigration: Villainous Boss, Stop Tormenting Me 快穿之反派大佬别虐我 Mountain Has Longing山有慕Modern Romance151k WordsCompleted Xu Chuling was a girl whose life was plagued by misfortune. After dying suddenly, she was chosen by the System to complete missions and collect evil points, embarking on a quick transmigration journey. In world after world, she matched wits with powerful villains, eventually making them love and hate her so much that they were even willing to give everything up for her. Meanwhile, she racked up evil points and found sweet romance in every world. 471Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 430 救 Help! The Poor Boy I Dumped Became a Factory Director 救命！甩掉的穷小子成厂长了 Tea Tea Lemon茶茶柠檬Modern Romance240k WordsCompleted [No Transmigration + No Rebirth + 1980s + Devoted Couple] Wen Qingyan's father ran the family business poorly, losing the several ventures left by his ancestors. All they had left to make a living was a tailor shop. When Wen Qingyan was seventeen, her whole family moved to Xiao Zhou Village. That's where Wen Qingyan met and fell in love with Zhou Zhaoshen, the poorest man in the village. They even got as far as preparing to get engaged, but they still broke up. When they parted, she gave him qui 1.5kReads7.9Score101Shelves

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    The male lead is really good with words; he's tough on the outside but soft on the inside.

31. 431 极 Ultimate Seduction 极限撩惹 Xi Xi Tao西西桃Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted [Sharp-tongued wild rose Su Yu, a perfectionist director, and a clingy, domineering, sickly lawyer; from campus to wedding dress, with plenty of sweetness!] Shu Yue is beautiful and untamed. Before she’s even graduated, she’s already aiming to become the best director. She has fame, fortune, money, and status in abundance. The only blemish on her life is that when she was three, Yi Cheng kicked her into a river. Yan City’s young master Yi Cheng is a gentlemanly butcher, gentle in public and ruth 2.3kReads9.2Score272Shelves

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    🎊①That definitely includes our Slap Uncle x Long-Haired Teacher!! I must recommend this to all the ladies! It's a hilarious, meme-filled story where the male and female leads are constantly bickering and arguing with everyone and everything. You'll just be laughing out loud after reading it! [Laughing] 🎊②A dramatic, lovable wolf dog x a sharp-tongued wild rose—this one is super engaging! The male and female leads are constantly at odds, and the male lead is both funny and sarcastic! Their daily banter is incredibly entertaining! 👍🏻 🎊③This is the one I'm currently reading—it's super fresh!! It's not a traditional, formulaic story. Highly recommended!!! [Admiring][Admiring]

32. 432 热 A Passion Too Intense to Speak Of 热烈难言 Li An v礼安vModern Romance207k WordsCompleted [A bad-tempered young master and a carefree heiress] [Both are inexperienced in love; she pursues him.] Yu Lezhi is beautiful and knows how to have fun. Whoever she takes a fancy to never gets away. She’d never failed to win someone over. Once, she even landed Nanyu’s aloof beauty, and her reputation spread from the south side of the city to the north. Yan Yao scoffed at all that. Until the girl set her sights on him. She’d been pursuing him for half a month, with no progress at all. It was 13.9kReads8.4Score2.3kShelves
33. 433 禁 No Trespassing 禁止侵入 Tong Si橦肆Modern Romance267k WordsCompleted 1v1, both leads are sexually inexperienced. A roguish, shameless [mafia heir] vs. a domineering, proud [crime lord’s daughter] A couple at war, united by pure hatred; a fake-to-the-bitter-end loyal puppy; tailbones that just want to kill each other; and a push-and-pull so intense it feels like their tendons might snap. In public, they act like a loving couple. In private, they point guns at each other. She pressed a gun to his suit pants and pulled the trigger without hesitation. He dragged her 33.3kReads9.3Score4.1kShelves

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    The dialogue is hilarious, and the thought process is unique.

34. 434 京 Spring Tide over Beijing and Macau 京澳春潮 Midsummer Rain仲夏雨Modern Romance400k WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open August 7, 2026, at 7 p.m.] [Heiress vs. Men from All Walks of Life] Also known as Spring Tide in Jing'ao The first time Wen Ning saw Xie Zhiyu on Aodao, she knew he was a dangerous man. Even though he was merely sitting quietly in a dessert shop, eating a bowl of mung bean soup. The little shop was packed and noisy, yet no one dared share a table with him. A few meters around him, an island of solitude had been deliberately carved out. “Who is he?” “Xie Zhiyu. No on 182.5kReads9.6Score28.3kShelves

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    One person is poisoned, and the other remains silent. [Facepalm]

35. 435 白 His First Love Returns, and the Capital’s Young Master Goes Mad 白月光回归，京圈太子爷疯了 A Melon-Seed-Munching Wild Boar爱嗑瓜子的猹Modern Romance395k WordsCompleted [Reunion after a long separation, second chance at love, mutual healing, devoted male lead, two highly intelligent leads, happy ending] Ten years ago, when they parted, he was humble and she was resolute. She left without looking back. When they meet again ten years later, he is the famous heir to the Lu family in the imperial capital, while she is an unknown young woman with no one to rely on who has just returned from abroad. Leaning against the hospital wall, he asks, “Did your sugar daddy 12.4kReads8.8Score1kShelves

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    This one? [Long-awaited reunion + reconciliation + mutual redemption + male lead's absolute doting + both leads are highly intelligent + HE (Happy Ending)] Ten years ago, when they parted, he was humble, she was resolute, never looking back. Ten years later, they meet again. He is the renowned heir of the Lu family in the capital, she is a penniless nobody who has just returned to the country. He leans against the hospital wall and asks, "Your sugar daddy doesn't want you anymore?" She remains silent. Upon learning that she is still with the man abroad, Lu Jinzhi goes crazy: "Break up with him!" She remains silent. Finally, Lu Jinzhi kisses her passionately inside his supercar, pleading again, "I don't mind that other man, as long as you stay, I'll help you keep it a secret from him." As long as she doesn't disappear for another ten years. As long as she is willing to stay. He is willing to bow down.

36. 436 你 You’re Hilarious, I’m Ridiculous, and We’re Bound to Fall in Love 你搞笑，我沙雕，甜甜恋爱跑不了 Wang Yuer王玉儿Modern Romance362k WordsCompleted An older guy who calls you "sis," not a cold, aloof male lead. He’s not just a bit of a jerk, he’s a total one. [The rating’s low because there aren’t enough votes! Just read the comments: they’re all five-star reviews. I’m seriously crying here.] The first time Chu Xin met Ji Hanzhou, she was watching a romance drama so sweet it could give you cavities. Trying to calm herself down with a horror movie, she accidentally connected to Ji Hanzhou’s headphones and startled him so badly that he spill 2.8kReads9.2Score518Shelves

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    Two sworn enemies get together; the male lead is particularly sarcastic and constantly makes the female lead furious.

37. 437 婚 A Rising Tide After Marriage 婚后潮涌 Lan Sheng澜笙Modern Romance946k WordsCompleted Signed for publication | Older Man / Beijing Elite Circle / Marriage First, Love Later | Slow-Burn Romance + Sweet Pampering + Four-Year Age Gap | Rough, Unruly Man X Cool, Reserved Dancer The matchmaking profile handed to Shu Ying had just three lines about Jin Bohan: “Rich. Handsome. Can’t say more.” As the man himself sat across from her cutting his steak, he looked up and added a fourth: “One last thing: you’re welcome to inspect the goods.” Shu Ying’s fingers trembled. No one had told h 347.1kReads9.2Score62.7kShelves

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    This is so funny, I laugh so hard I watch it every day.

38. 438 咬 A Bite of Pomelo Candy 咬一口柚子糖 Big Meat Bun大肉包子啊Modern Romance328k WordsCompleted Print edition coming soon / comic adaptation now streaming [Brash, aloof young master vs. adorable girl who's all about making money] [She has a crush on him first, then he falls for her and chases her hard] Ever since starting college, Xia You has kept to herself and focused on one thing: making big money. In her sophomore year, the matchmaking club she ran on campus was nearly empty. Her best friend gave her an idea: "If you can get the campus heartthrob, Sheng, to join, you'll make a fortune! 11.4kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves

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    Speaking of male leads who are both sarcastic and funny, I highly recommend A-Che. He's so funny I was laughing like a goose even in the middle of the night. A-Che is adoring the female lead, Youyou; it's a lighthearted and sweet romance novel.

39. 439 停 Card Suspension 停卡 Shimmering Star Cluster闪烁星群Modern Romance968k WordsOngoing The rating has just come in, but it'll go up later. [Second male lead takes the spotlight + second marriage + getting rid of scumbags + realistic + groveling to win her back] [Clear-eyed, self-aware divorcee Xiao Yuer vs. wealthy, marriage-averse lawyer] Content warning: This isn't pure wish fulfillment. It's adapted from a real story, and the leads aren't each other's first and only love. Seven years ago, Li Yuer married for love. Seven years later, her husband, Wu Yizhan, told her to go out a 195.4kReads9.0Score18.7kShelves

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    A story about a sharp-tongued second male lead who rises to power; realistic, no reincarnation, divorce.

40. 440 他 He's Hard to Tame 他难驯 Chu Tang初棠Modern Romance403k WordsCompleted (Mending a broken relationship · Reunion at the start · Saving each other · Each other’s first love, both faithful* not a playboy) Bad-boy troublemaker x clear-headed and resilient Chen Jin had the looks, a gifted mind for math and science, and a talent for air-rifle shooting that made him famous while still young. Born into a prominent family, he was bold and uninhibited. No one could have imagined that someone so blessed would have his wild spirit tamed by Wen Ying, once the most unremarkable, 13.3kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves

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    This mouth is truly venomous! I've recommended it more than once. It's super good-looking and perfect for a pure romance.

41. 441 啥 What, I Only Transmigrated into a Book After My Fake Pregnancy Was Exposed? 啥，假孕暴露了才穿书？ Pet Your Cat摸一下你的猫Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted A sharp-tongued heroine who loves making enemies × a former unhinged male lead who can’t go crazy anymore. (A hilarious transmigration-into-a-book story + System. Both leads are completely devoted to each other!!!) After becoming a vegetable, Wen Yao was bound to a transmigration-into-a-book System and sent into a romance novel called Mr. Fu, His Substitute Wife Is a Miracle Doctor. The love triangle between the male lead, his one true love, and the substitute heroine went on for millions of wor 25.4kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves
42. 442 所 Everyone Wants to Win Over My Childhood Sweetheart 所有人都想攻略我的青梅竹马 Little Caizi小财子Modern Romance169k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Low-EQ, soft and adorable heroine VS sharp-tongued childhood-friend hero] What would you do if you discovered that the world you’d lived in all your life was actually a novel, and your childhood sweetheart was its male lead, the kind who would eventually destroy the world? Gu Siyu says… Why not just give up? She’s only a minor cannon-fodder character. There’s nothing she can do to help. Hopefully those people who transmigrated into the book will try harder and stop the world from bein 67.1kReads9.3Score8.1kShelves

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    The male leads in these books all have mouths, and their confrontations with the scheming women are hilarious! Hahaha

43. 443 昼 Day and Night of Delusion 昼夜妄想 Reverse Oxygen逆氧Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted He’s the capital’s spoiled young heir, a wild, reckless man with a savage streak no one can tame. She’s a pitiful girl living under someone else’s roof, meek, timid, and clear-eyed. One day, he tells her, “Shen Yang, help me win her over, and I’ll grant you one wish.” But he has no idea she’s been secretly in love with him for seven whole years! She watched with her own eyes as he did one crazy thing after another for her best friend! Then one day, he says, “Shen Yang, she said yes to my proposa 22.3kReads8.0Score1.5kShelves
44. 444 金 Mr. Jin, Your Wife Has Run Away with Your Daughter Again! 金总，太太又带小姐离家出走了！ Jin Er斤二Modern Romance355k WordsCompleted Prissy troublemaker x shameless rogue Childhood sweethearts x regret and redemption x happy ending In their third year of marriage, Lu Ying asked for a divorce. The man sat carelessly, his long, phoenix-shaped eyes nonchalant. “Is this because I went with her to the hospital but didn't go with you?” Lu Ying: “Yes.” “Fine,” he said, clearly not taking it seriously. “Then I won't go with you anymore.” Lu Ying: “I'll leave with nothing.” The unruliness vanished from his eyes. With the speed of 116.2kReads8.9Score11.9kShelves

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    The male lead is incredibly shameless, a high score indeed! He's a total slut, and the female lead is very clear-headed. Jin Beizhou has a complicated background, and in this marriage he begged for, he chose to hide some things from Lu Ying. Lu Ying hated this secrecy, and they divorced. But Jin Beizhou continued his relentless pursuit of Lu Ying, especially after she discovered he was pregnant. Later, during a dangerous situation, Lu Ying finally realized her love. After Jin Beizhou returned, Lu Ying let go of the past, and the two finally became a couple. The person she couldn't live without was always Jin Beizhou.

45. 445 和 After My School Bully and I Swapped Pain, I Was Stunned! 和校霸互换痛感后，我麻了！ Mu Ashuang慕阿双Modern Romance310k WordsCompleted [Soft, adorable top student × Ice-cold school bully + They share each other’s pain + The bully gets clingy later on + Unrequited love comes true] Yi Luchu thinks she might be possessed by a ghost. Every now and then, she gets beaten black and blue by thin air. The next time she wakes up from the pain, she tells her mom to call an exorcist! Meanwhile, when Yi Luchu gets her period, the school bully nearly dies from the pain in bed! One day, Yi Luchu happens to hear one of the bully’s lackeys say, 1kReads8.9Score122Shelves
46. 446 离 I Lost My Memory Before the Divorce and Mistook My Obsessive Husband for a Puppy 离婚前失忆错把病娇老公当奶狗 Sweet Xiaobei甜小贝Modern Romance502k WordsCompleted [Devoted Couple, Sweet Romance: Easygoing Darling vs. Clingy, Fatherly, Obsessive Actor Husband] Before Ming Shu lost her memory, she and Lu Shiyu were a contract-married couple widely known throughout the entertainment industry. Everyone was waiting for them to get divorced. After Ming Shu lost her memory, her obsessive husband put on a daily act as a gentle gentleman, completely charming her. This marriage was such a great deal! They had to go on a variety show and flaunt their love, just to s 16.3kReads9.3Score1.4kShelves
47. 447 盛 First Sleep of Midsummer 盛夏初眠 Quan Xun权寻Modern Romance292k WordsOngoing [Mutual Firsts] [Playboy Turns Devoted] [Push and Pull] [College Campus] Sheng Wang comes from one of the most powerful families in Beijing. He's the most handsome guy in Peking University's finance department, a notorious playboy and troublemaker. At 188 centimeters tall and 23 years old, with silver hair, a lean physique, earrings, a motorcycle, and a love of basketball, he has it all. Countless girls are smitten with him, and women still flock to his side. - Everyone says Sheng Wang has no he 34.7kReads6.7Score4.7kShelves

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    Teasing, sarcastic.

48. 448 欢 Welcome Home, Contract Husband 欢迎回家，合约丈夫 Lady Jinxi金喜娘Modern Romance350k WordsCompleted [Stealing the love of another + clear-eyed heroine + revenge and face-slapping + constant clashes + powerful couple working together + marriage before love + an unconventional contract marriage + off-the-charts sweetness] [An actually aloof, naturally clueless CEO who pretends to be composed + a wild duck who acts as if nothing is wrong and sees the world clearly] Ye Xuan is a wild duck. Her father died, her mother ran off, and she had no one to rely on. Through her own hard work, she made a lif 3.3kReads9.3Score428Shelves

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    These two books are very good, and the characters are all very interesting, especially the male protagonist.

49. 449 闪 A Whirlwind Marriage: I Fell Into the Wolfish CEO’s Sweet Devotion 闪婚失控：我掉进狼性霸总甜宠里 Lush and Blooming葳蕤盛放Modern Romance420k WordsCompleted (Both Pure + Sweet Romance + Marriage First, Love Later + Devoted Husband + play the pig to eat the tiger + Passion and True Love + Everyday Life + Age Gap + Flirty Sweet Romance) - Cinderella Su Ning has clawed her way through life in the mud. After her mother schemes to trick her into marriage, she falls straight into the carefully laid sweet trap of Shen Mohan, a poor-looking man. They're forced into a whirlwind marriage! - What she doesn't know is that beneath Shen Mohan's shabby, wrinkled s 184Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In both of these sweet romance novels, the male lead is incredibly skilled with words; his tongue is truly amazing.

50. 450 爆 Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance452k WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses 23.7kReads9.1Score2kShelves

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    The male lead is incredibly sarcastic, and you'll laugh out loud like a pig in the middle of the night.

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