Wanda Opens on Liangshan, and the Heroes Never Go to Fight Fang La

Splash! I fall into a sewer, wake up, and find that the System has opened a Wanda Plaza for me on Liangshan. It also says that the planet Lu Hami watched the original Water Margin and was very unhappy with the outcome, so it has made Ma Chao the boss of Liangshan Wanda, letting the heroes keep drinking from huge bowls and eating their fill on Liangshan. Smash Song Jiang’s dream of accepting amnesty. Li Kui: Brother, with such a wonder on Liangshan, why bother listening to the court and accepting that damned amnesty? Song Jiang: Don’t talk nonsense! Iron Ox, all under heaven belongs to the king. [He glances into the distance!] The brothers downstairs say there’s a new arrival at the spa and wellness center today... Gao Qiu: This cuju ball is pretty good, nice and soft. You seem promising. I’ll get you a post as an Imperial Guard instructor. Emperor Huizong: Really? This place is truly paradise on earth. Number 8 looks good!