The Kind That Makes You Pound the Bed at Midnight: Hilarious, Yet Still Refined (Male-Oriented) 半夜锤床系列，搞笑 搞笑，但又不失雅致（男频）

1. 451 我 I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身，怎么成终结者了？ Traveler of Jiangnan江南游者Urban203k WordsOngoing [Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash 47Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is a hilarious book with a wildly imaginative plot, fast-paced storyline, and a constant stream of laughs, especially in the later chapters which are filled with a multitude of absurd and comedic everyday cases. The first few chapters don't quite capture its charm; just read a few more and you'll discover its charm.

2. 452 开 From the Start, I Pretended to Be a Scammer: My Target Was So Scared They Turned Themselves In 开局反诈骗子，对方吓到投案自首 Leaving My Name on a Rainy Night雨夜留名Urban121k WordsCompleted (No female lead + from the start, a scammer turned against type) Lu Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and gets a scam call as soon as he arrives. At the same time, he binds himself to a mission-choice System. [Mission 1: Report it to the Patrol Bureau and let the professionals handle it!] [Mission 2: Transfer one million yuan to the scammer and keep the peace!] [Mission 3: Answer the call and scam the scammer instead!] Scammer: “This is the Baichuan City Police Department. We suspect you of b 10Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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   Recommended star rating: Book 1: 6 stars. Books 2, 3, and 4: 8 stars each. Book 5: 9.2 Stars. Book 6: 8.2 Stars. Book 7: 7.5 Stars. Book 8: 5.9 Stars. Books 9 and 10: 10.2 Stars each!

3. 453 忘 Twin Lotuses on the Wangchuan River (Part Two) 忘川河上并蒂莲（下） World of Blossoms繁花世界Marriage & Romance27k WordsCompleted Twin Lotuses on the River of Forgetfulness (Part 2) 30Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 454 我 I’m a Lawyer. Being a Little More Ruthless Is Only Reasonable 我一个律师，猛亿点很合理吧 One W Every Day一天一个达不溜Urban1.2M WordsCompleted (A legal-education comedy in the style of Zhang San, with wild ideas and satisfying payoffs. The blurb is short and not very good, so please check out the main story!) Trainee lawyer Lin He is harassed by his supervisor and is about to leave the law firm when he unexpectedly binds himself to the Madman System. From then on, his life is like having a cheat code... Bystander One: “That was brutal! I only glanced at him once in court, and I got sentenced to ten months!” Bystander Two: “That was ter 5.9kReads8.9Score531Shelves
5. 455 玄 Xuanhuan: Doing Good Deeds Makes Me Stronger, Yet I'm Righteous to the Core 玄幻：做善事就变强，我正的发邪 Stealing Leisure from Boredom无趣偷闲Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsOngoing [Decisive and ruthless] [If he doesn’t die, am I supposed to die?] [Monsters feel no pain] [I don’t waste words on people who can’t understand] [A protagonist like Duanmu Yan] After transmigrating to a world of ancient martial arts filled with countless powerful fighters, Shen Zhou acquired the Book of Merit. As long as he did good deeds, he could grow stronger. And so, he set out on a path of good works and merit. [Killed a gambler, successfully helped him kick his gambling habit. Good Deed Poi 155.1kReads8.9Score21.6kShelves
6. 456 末 Cultivating Immortals in the Apocalypse: The Campus Belle and Her Husky Have the Bearing of Great Emperors 末日修仙：校花二哈有大帝之姿 Calabash Brothers' Three Battles with the White Bone Demon葫芦娃三打白骨精Urban137k WordsOngoing [Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + No System + Apocalypse + Prophecy + Technology + Urban Cultivation + Fantasy] Early on, satisfying urban cultivation; midway, prophecies, technology, and the apocalypse; later, fantasy cultivation and immortality. This is a comedy, so some scenes may be a little over the top. If that’s not your thing, please go easy on me and turn right at the door. Thanks! A big shot from the cultivation world has just ascended to the immortal realm when he stumbles into a major upheava —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Hilarious + No System + Apocalypse + Prophecy + Technology + Cultivation + Fantasy: The male protagonist was originally a top-tier cultivator in the cultivation world. After ascending to immortality, he encountered chaos in the celestial realm and was killed. A wisp of his soul arrived on the planet Water Blue and possessed the body of a husky. The husky's owner was a beautiful school beauty, and the story revolves around the interactions between the protagonist and the school beauty. In the end, the protagonist possessed a man and became the school beauty's boyfriend. In short, it's incredibly hilarious!! So funny you'll want to pound your bed! The characters are vividly portrayed, the plot is unexpected yet logical, it emphasizes logic, the storyline is engaging, and the author is a detail-oriented person, explaining everything very clearly. It's truly a super good read.

7. 457 神 A Goddess Falls to Earth and Promises You a Lifetime 神落凡尘，许卿一生 World of Blossoms繁花世界25k WordsCompleted A god falls to the mortal world and promises you a lifetime. 50Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 458 技 I Just Have Lots of Skills, So Why Does Everyone Call Me a God? 技能多而已，为什么都说我是神？ Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Spiritual qi revival + One heroine + Passionate action + Nearly invincible protagonist + Unconventional ideas + Plundering the gods] Synopsis One: After transmigrating, Xin Yuan awakens the Hand of Replication, which lets him copy and enhance other people’s abilities. But his luck is so bad that he only manages to copy a low-level ability. Then, to his surprise, a young female examiner at his test turns out to be a top powerhouse with an SSS-rank talent! [SSS-rank talent, Ice Age, succ 39.7kReads9.2Score3.8kShelves

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   I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts, be careful you don't laugh yourself poop! Hahahaha 😂😂😂 The more I watch, the more addictive it gets, oh my god, I can't take it! 😭

9. 459 完 Oh No, Even the Great Sage, Sun Wukong, Wants to Eat Tang Monk! 完蛋了，齐天大圣孙悟空也想吃唐僧肉 The World's Mightiest Little Fox宇宙无敌小狐狸Male-Channel Fanfiction6k WordsCompleted Oh no, even the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong, wants to eat Tang Monk's flesh. 160Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A humorous novel.

10. 460 人 In Journey to the West: Bringing My Brothers to Make the Buddha Step Down 人在西游：带兄弟们请佛祖退位 Money Leopard, Leopard, Leopard金钱豹豹豹Eastern Fantasy676k WordsCompleted I’ve got a business opportunity in the Western Heaven. It’s a little risky, but the returns are pretty good. After accidentally transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, I become Tang Sanzang, who is about to set off for the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures. Luckily, I awaken a System just in time. As long as I keep causing trouble, I can get stronger! Sun Wukong: You’re the coward here, Jade Emperor! Trying to scare me on the Journey to the West? You think you can? You couldn 98Reads8.9Score—Shelves
11. 461 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Tale of Li Chongan, Jade Keeper 丝路玉鉴：守玉丞李崇安传 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE38k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Story of Li Chong'an, Keeper of the Jade 31Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Fans of uplifting stories and adventure, especially those who enjoy Tomb Raider Chronicles and Ghost Blows Out the Light, are in for a treat! The captivating new novel, *Notes from Black Wind Pass*, and its accompanying short story series, *The Jade Mirror of the Silk Road*, are here! These high-quality male-oriented novels are a must-read for Chinese readers. Explore the truth of the folk world with suspense, the supernatural, and thrilling mystery. You won't be able to put it down from beginning to end, and the imagery is incredibly vivid!

12. 462 一 With One Stroke, I Open Heaven and Confer Titles Upon the Gods 一画开天，我来封诰众神 Wishing You Sunshine and Bright Days许你阳光灿烂Urban246k WordsOngoing 3,600 years ago, the Investiture of the Gods List appeared out of nowhere, forcibly dividing the Three Realms. From then on, humans, gods, and spirits each lived in peace for thousands of years. Now the list's power has expired, and a great upheaval has struck the Celestial Realm. Countless immortals and gods are scrambling to descend to the mortal world… Meanwhile, the human world is enjoying an age of prosperity, its splendor like a dream… They say the gods are about to be invested once more… —Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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    This urban fantasy novel is absolutely amazing! It combines elements of fast-paced action, the Investiture of the Gods, humor, Buddhism and Taoism, the Six Paths of Reincarnation, alien civilizations, and higher-dimensional civilizations. Everyone in the novel is incredibly intelligent. I highly recommend this book; it's so good it's unbelievable! Hahahaha, you guys need to read it now, I've already ascended to godhood!

13. 463 颠 Upside-Down Dragon 颠阳倒龙 World of Blossoms繁花世界31k WordsCompleted Upside-Down Yang, Dragon Reversed 32Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 464 我 I’m a Ghost Officer, So Why Are You Asking Me to Marry the Campus Beauty? 我一个鬼差，你让我跟校花领证？ V Young Master of the Fan FamilyV范家大少Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Just Started College, and I Married the Aloof Campus Belle] [I’m a ghost officer. You want me to marry the campus belle?] [College Student Ghost Officer] [Campus Belle Wife] [Marriage Before Love] [Ferryman] … Synopsis: On his first day of college, freshman Cao Ning is forced to marry Xia Shihan, his betrothed, whom he has never met. He thinks it’s just a minor incident, but when he returns to campus to register, he discovers that the beautiful upperclasswoman at the registration desk is the ve 39.3kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves

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    The protagonists in these books are incredibly despicable; other protagonists have some humanity, but not much. These protagonists are practically inhuman.

15. 465 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Lin Clan's Joinery Art and the Soul-Hanging Staircase 丝路玉鉴：林氏榫卯诀之悬魂梯 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE16k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Lin Clan's Mortise-and-Tenon Technique and the Soul-Hanging Ladder 9Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 466 重 Reborn as a Tree, I Awaken Ten Superpowers by Acting Cute 重生成树，靠撒娇觉醒十大超异能 Dreaming of Deer and Clouds得鹿梦云Urban120k WordsOngoing Others transmigrate and start by breaking off an engagement and slapping faces. Mo Wentian transmigrates and takes root in the back hills as a crooked tree. The System gives him no cultivation manual or pills, only one daily command: act cute. He acts cute for the wind and gets frozen bald. He acts cute for a wild cat and gets peed on. Only after a beast tide swallows thirty thousand mutated beasts does the System finally get generous: an SSS ability and a powerful body, all yours. His body ha —Reads6.3Score—Shelves
17. 467 蹲 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 Ouyang Yun Feifei欧阳云飞飞Historical25k WordsCompleted My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Don't pound your bed in the middle of the night! [Facepalm] A funny little martial arts novel ✅ A young man who loves peaches goes out to explore the martial arts world. He always fails when the villains appear. It's full of laughs and the young man gradually becomes independent. It's easy to read and doesn't require much brainpower.

18. 468 我 I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato 我用烤红薯拐了个掌门夫君 Xuanyang Muqiqi暄阳沐柒柒10k WordsCompleted I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato 279Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These stories are quite funny; the interactions between the male and female leads are super entertaining, lighthearted and hilarious. If you like this kind of thing, you should check them out! [Laughs][already added to my bookshelf][added to my bookshelf][I highly recommend them too]

19. 469 鬼 The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Mystery542k WordsCompleted Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial 9.9kReads9.2Score695Shelves
20. 470 在 What’s a Ghost to a Villain? 在恶棍面前，鬼算个啥 Stir-Fried Bangs爆炒齐刘海Urban444k WordsCompleted [Supernatural] [Comedy] [Transmigration] [Villain] [Capitalism] As the supernatural resurges and evil spirits run rampant, the System’s mission deadline is fast approaching. Fresh out of prison, Chu Feng can only quietly pinch out his cigarette. “I wanted to be a good person, but now I don’t have a choice.” Beautiful female ghost: “Find a cutie online, trick her into coming over, then make her a factory girl.” Red-clad Ghost King: “Help! This guy beats ghosts like they’re people!” Little ghost: 2.5kReads9.0Score188Shelves
21. 471 无 Unlimited Power-Ups! A Supreme Martial Soul Slays the Myriad Worlds from the Start 无限强化！开局至尊武魂镇杀诸天 Dreaming of Deer and Clouds得鹿梦云Urban1.0M WordsCompleted A new book's rating isn't a reliable guide, but this has the potential to be a five-star hit! At the martial arts exam, his martial soul awakened: Common Grade! Hong Qitian, the top student in the culture courses, became the laughingstock of the entire school. “A top student? A useless martial soul is good for nothing!” Amid the jeers, his System awakened! Three supreme martial souls descended with a thunderous roar: The Ruyi Golden-Hooped Rod, which can shatter the stars with a single strike! T 2.2kReads7.7Score231Shelves
22. 472 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The He Clan's Hydrology and the Shule River Valley 丝路玉鉴：河氏水文之疏勒河谷 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE15k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The He Clan's Hydrology and the Shule River Valley 4Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 473 下 After Descending to the Mortal Realm as a Cat, I Made the Divine Lord Fall for Me 下凡当猫后，我把神尊撩心动了 Xuanyang Muqiqi暄阳沐柒柒8k WordsCompleted After descending to the mortal world as a cat, I made the Divine Lord fall for me. 57Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 474 重 Reborn in the 1970s: Grandma, Today It's Your Turn to Get Divorced 重生七零：奶，今天轮到您离婚啦 Great Golden Immortal大罗金仙Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted Also known as: Reborn in the 1970s as a Lucky Little Carp with Space Tens of billions in supplies, serving the country, the family’s darling, adorable child, satisfying story In her previous life, Shen Danluo’s family was harmed by her wicked second uncle, and she avenged them all by herself. Now she has been reborn with a space that can exchange for all kinds of supplies. In this life, she will change everyone’s tragic fate. Take down the worst offenders and punish the scum. Then quietly make a 35.1kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves

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    This book is absolutely amazing! The female lead, Shen Danluo, is as cute as a bouncy little sweet bean. In her past life, her family was terribly betrayed by her wicked second uncle. She beat up the villain and successfully avenged herself, even being reborn with a space that could exchange resources. In this life, she's determined to do big things: rewrite tragic scripts, kick out the most eccentric characters, and quietly make a fortune. However, her path to wealth takes a sudden turn [thumbs up][thumbs up][thumbs up], veering off course like a "tadpole looking for its father." The new fathers she finds are all incredibly powerful, forming a "Dad Team"! During this time, various "eccentric armies" of the Shen family (broom army, tigress army, and doll army) collectively debut and become famous. The Shen family, wiped out in the previous generation, is now incredibly powerful, transforming into "crime crushers," relentlessly slaying the bad guys and achieving a legendary comeback. It's so funny, you'll be laughing your head off!

25. 475 一 One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy 一人一兔一龟，整疯修仙界 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [System + Shameless Protagonist + Top-Tier Schemer and Adorable Pets + Stirring Up Trouble + Comedy + Ruthless + No Shame + If You Don’t Like an Overpowered Protagonist, Don’t Read] A shameless protagonist, Lin Zhijie. A cheeky, adorable pet, Qin Laoliu. A rogue turtle, Guoguo. A lovesick hen, Fengfeng. A shameless dog, Lord Gou Dexing. After Lin Zhijie transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, he gets a crazy System. Every time he drives a villain insane, he receives lavish rewards fr 6.6kReads8.7Score817Shelves

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    🌈Who knows? This is a masterpiece from Tomato Book! So many laughs! I listened to it while slacking off at work🔥, and I laughed until my stomach hurt. My colleague saw me shaking and asked if I wasn't feeling well🌸, and I replied that I was laughing so hard I was crying. It was the first comedy book I ever read. 🌸🍀

26. 476 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Su Clan's Astrology and the Buddhist Caves of Longyou 丝路玉鉴：苏氏星象之陇右佛窟 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE22k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Su Clan's Astrology and the Buddhist Caves of Longyou 10Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 477 钓 After My Fishing Disaster, the Apprentice Dragon God Won't Leave Me Alone 钓鱼翻车后，实习龙神他缠上了我 Xuanyang Muqiqi暄阳沐柒柒10k WordsCompleted After My Fishing Trip Went Awry, the Dragon God Intern Got Clingy 41Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 478 我 I Earn Merit by Reporting Cultivation Powerhouses 我靠举报修仙大佬攒功德 Dawnkr晨曦krUrban262k WordsCompleted The Heavenly Dao has undergone a transformation, and a cultivation civilization has invaded reality. While everyone else begs powerful cultivators to take them as disciples, Lin Mo obtains a strange System: reporting cultivators who violate the rules earns him merit points. The senior showing off on the athletic field, the hunting group stealing people’s spiritual energy, and the underground forces offering a bounty for his assassination are all just experience packs for him. Until one day, the 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Good-looking urban fantasy novels

29. 479 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 28.4kReads9.2Score4.4kShelves

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    This book is absolutely amazing! The female lead, Shen Danluo, is as cute as a bouncy little sweet bean. In her past life, her family was terribly betrayed by her wicked second uncle. She beat up the villains and successfully avenged herself, even being reborn with a space that could exchange resources. In this life, she's determined to do big things: rewrite tragic scripts, kick out the most eccentric characters, and quietly amass a fortune. However, her path to wealth takes a sudden and unexpected turn, becoming a "tadpole looking for its father." The new fathers she finds are all incredibly powerful, forming a "Dad Team"! During this time, various "eccentric armies" of the Shen family (broom army, tigress army, and doll army) collectively debut and become famous. The Shen family, wiped out in the previous generation, is now incredibly powerful, transforming into "crime crushers," relentlessly ruthlessly eliminating bad guys, and successfully rising to become a legendary family. It's so funny, you'll be laughing your head off!

30. 480 全 Everyone Digs for Treasure, but Only I Can See the Hints 全民挖宝，只有我能看到提示 Thirty Thousand a Day一日三万Urban6.0M WordsOngoing [First release anywhere online + no saintly heroine + satisfying story + decisive and ruthless + gleefully slaughtering everything] “Shocking! Shocking! The whole world is shocked! Daddy Ma spent one billion yuan to buy ten Super Treasure Maps and finally dug up a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir. He has now attained immortality!!!” “Good news, good news! A high school senior used a Treasure Map to dig up an ancient golden elixir. From now on, my fate is mine to control!” “Rumor has it that netizen Ye us 72kReads8.8Score4.7kShelves
31. 481 街 The Street Prank Show Went Too Far, So I Gave Them What They Wanted 街头整蛊节目组作死，我成全他们 Claire's Comb克莱尔梳篦Urban447k WordsCompleted A certain conglomerate created a show called [Prank Gone Wild], dedicated to playing cruel jokes on unsuspecting passersby. The production crew has absolutely no limits! The pranks are livestreamed from start to finish, and countless victims are left utterly humiliated! Bai Xiaowen has become the show's next target. Then a horde of zombies appears. How the hell did Bai Xiaowen get a Gatling gun?! Actor: “He's a devil! Let me go!” Bang! 5.8kReads5.3Score158Shelves
32. 482 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Zhao Clan's Spells and the Secret Treasure of Anxi 丝路玉鉴：赵氏符咒之安西秘宝 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE31k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Zhao Clan's Talismans and the Secret Treasure of Anxi 7Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 483 请 Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 请君入我溪风寨 Xuanyang Muqiqi暄阳沐柒柒Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted Please Come to My Xifeng Stronghold 15Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 484 纸 Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (Part Two) 纸扎阴铺(二) Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩23k WordsCompleted Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (2) 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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35. 485 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 19.4kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
36. 486 在 I'm a Professional Contrarian, and I Only Pick Fights with Toxic Women 在下杠精，专杠渣女 Mo Huang Taiyi墨皇太一Urban834k WordsCompleted “Do you own a house?” “Do you own a car?” “I get fifteen thousand a month in spending money. Can you afford to support me?” At a café, Lin Yang's heavily made-up blind date glared at him and peppered him with questions. “Ding! The God-Tier Argumentative System has activated!” Just as Lin Yang was at a loss, his golden finger awakened. As long as he talked back, he could earn Argument Points. “Have you even looked at yourself? Your face is as caked in powder as a frost-covered donkey turd. Who kn 1.8kReads8.5Score198Shelves
37. 487 嘴 The Sharp-Tongued Sky Screen: Nothing but Scandalous Past Secrets 嘴毒天幕：专讲黑历史 Jiangbei Jimo江北即墨Historical977k WordsOngoing Su Jin has no idea that the short videos he watches are being broadcast to audiences throughout the ages. As a result, countless emperors, scholar-officials, officials, scholars, and commoners from the ancient past, the Shang and Zhou, Qin and Han, Wei and Jin, Sui and Tang, and Song, Yuan, Ming, and Qing dynasties come to treat the sky screen, which plays at the same time every day, as a teacher for learning or as entertainment over tea. It brings about many changes across the dynasties that ot 18.5kReads8.4Score624Shelves
38. 488 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: The Li Family Jade Pendant, Key to Hexi 丝路玉鉴：李氏玉坠之河西密钥 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE31k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: The Li Clan's Jade Pendant and the Secret Key to Hexi 2Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 489 我 My Destined One Is Actually a Prince 我的真命天子居然是个王爷 Xuanyang Muqiqi暄阳沐柒柒10k WordsCompleted My True Love Is Actually a Prince 22Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 490 团 A Guide to Our Adored Little Rascal Climbing Onto the Roof and Tearing It Apart 团宠崽崽上房揭瓦指南 Yun Xiaoda云小哒Modern Romance665k WordsCompleted [Foil Cannon Fodder + Wacky Premise + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scum + Saving the Villain + Adored Little Darling + A Touch of Ensemble Cast] After transmigrating, Song Zh sui finds herself the real daughter, switched at birth and abandoned from the moment she was born. She never has enough to eat or wear, and nearly gets beaten to death by her alcoholic adoptive father. To top it off, a System keeps chattering in her ear. System: Your mission is to continue the original host's life, struggling 6.2kReads8.5Score542Shelves

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    "🍒Hello? Uncle, I'm about to be beaten up... Huh? Daddy's beating me up, with, with a wine bottle!" By the time the little brat hung up, 0517 had already let out her third scream. The little brat ignored it and just slowly walked towards the bread roll. 💕She was covered in injuries, every step hurt, but she didn't utter a sound. After finally getting the bread roll, she curled up in a corner and started eating it. One small bite at a time. It was as if she was taking the most important thing in the world seriously. When she took her eighth bite, the door was suddenly broken open. A group of people in police uniforms appeared in the doorway, panting. When they saw the scene in the room, they were all shocked.

41. 491 假 The Fake Young Lady Has Completely Given Up and Gone Mad! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 43.1kReads9.4Score4.9kShelves
42. 492 我 Me, a Straight Guy: Did the Campus Beauty Pretend to Fall from the Start? 我！直男，开局校花假装摔倒？ A Fleeting Life Like Sand浮生若沙Urban624k WordsCompleted [The top book on the 2021 summer vacation new-release chart] [Lighthearted, straight man, hilarious, live-streaming in the cultivation world, over 5 million readers and over 1 million saves] After being bound to the Steel Straight Man System, Su Han is randomly selected for a live-streaming variety show in the cultivation world. In this show, fairies from the Sacred Land of Yaochi come down to the mortal world and date talented men, including CEOs and elite soldiers. But... this is really just a 1kReads8.8Score103Shelves
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44. 494 遭 After I Was Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 遭雷劈后，雷神大人他对我心动了 Xuanyang Muqiqi暄阳沐柒柒8k WordsCompleted After Being Struck by Lightning, the Thunder God Fell for Me 18Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 495 蒙 Wrongfully Imprisoned for Five Years, the Business World's Disowned Son Returns in Triumph 蒙冤五载，商界弃子强势归来 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩22k WordsCompleted Falsely Accused for Five Years, the Business World's Castoff Returns in Force 8Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 496 逆 Reverse-Cultivating the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra Somehow Became a Supreme Immortal Art 逆练玉女心经，竟然成至尊仙功 Narcissus Garlic水仙蒜Eastern Fantasy5.8M WordsOngoing Huang Ye transmigrates and is reborn, only to be attacked from the start by the maid assigned to his bedchamber. The person behind it is shrouded in mystery. To unravel the deadly plot, Huang Ye has no choice but to rack his brains and find a way to save himself. As his abilities continue to grow, he gradually discovers this strange, unknown world. Starting with accepting the maid, he encounters a female mentor, an older-sister type, a loli, a spirit, an ice-cold beauty, twin female ghosts, a de 19.8kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves

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    A hilarious harem masterpiece, the male protagonist creates his own dual cultivation technique and establishes the smallest dual cultivation sect in history. Starting with female teachers, he encounters a diverse cast of women, including maids, lolis, mature women, widows, witches, twin female ghosts, a white and green snake demon, nuns, and empresses… each with their own unique characteristics. The immersive experience is strong, relatable, and fulfills fantasies, making it utterly addictive.

47. 497 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 56kReads9.6Score7.7kShelves
48. 498 丝 Silk Road Jade Chronicles: Li Jin's Good Fortune, the Stunning Beauty 丝路玉鉴：李烬幸事之绝色佳人 White Prism LEE白棱镜LEE37k WordsCompleted Jade Appraisal Along the Silk Road: Li Jin's Good Fortune and the Peerless Beauty 2Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 499 五 Five Yue Battle Blades 五越战刃 Starlight Across the Nine Heavens 1星耀九霄1Historical256k WordsCompleted I transmigrated into the crown prince of an ancient fictional dynasty. Unfortunately, three days after I ascended the throne, enemy cavalry breached the capital. I became the shortest-reigning emperor in history. Just as the rebels were about to tear me apart, my System awakened. I got five divine weapons from the start, and each time I "escaped from prison," I unlocked another one 24Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 500 随 I Casually Matched Two People, and Became the God of Marriage for the Three Realms 随手牵个红线，我成了三界姻缘仙 Xuanyang Muqiqi暄阳沐柒柒7k WordsCompleted I Casually Tied a Red String and Became the Matchmaking Immortal of the Three Realms 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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