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1. 901 契 Bound by Contract: My Grudge Against the Cursed Campus Belle Is Irreconcilable 契约绑定：我与怨种校花不共戴天 Stir-Fried Bangs爆炒齐刘海Urban626k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Comedy + Cunning Schemer + One Heroine + Love-Hate Relationship + Power Fantasy + Symbiosis + Myriad Worlds] This is a parallel world overrun by strange beasts. Fortunately, humanity has awakened the ability to form symbiotic contracts and fight back. Contractual symbiosis: Two people are bound together. One enters another world to cultivate and adventure, while the other makes choices on their partner’s behalf. In the end, both grow stronger. While the other contracted pairs stand un 1.8kReads8.7Score17914d adds
2. 902 全 Everyone Hears My Thoughts and Joins the Gossip, While the Real Heiress Drops Bombshells 全员读心来吃瓜，真千金爆大料啦 Innocent Chicken Feet无辜鸡爪Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + The Real Ancestor + Feel-Good Showbiz + Gossipy Aunties as the Intelligence Network + Divine Lightning Protection] Xie Nanxi, ancestor of the Xie family, was given the title True Lord of Virtue, though people called her the True Lord of Vice. She transmigrates as the real heiress from the Xie family’s future generations who was switched at birth, bringing along the universe’s most powerful gossip System: the Karma-For-Gossip System. Every piece of gossip she enj 3.2kReads9.3Score40114d adds
3. 903 掌 The Darling in the Palm 掌上娇娇 Zhi Yun支云Ancient Romance907k WordsCompleted [Print edition preorder opens July 17] [Film and TV rights sold] [Reader's guide: sweet romance, devoted couple, feel-good wish fulfillment, with clever schemes and political intrigue, many clues and details, and a large cast of well-developed characters. The heroine never gets the short end of the stick; anything that doesn't make sense will be explained later] Prince Xuan, He Junting. In the novel Devoted to the Imperial Consort, the author wrote of how he slaughtered the entire Northern Di co 82.1kReads9.5Score9.3k14d adds

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   These five are absolutely the most hilarious novels ever! Don't be put off by the titles; they're all laugh-out-loud funny. Each one will have you laughing your head off. Don't read them while eating or drinking—you'll laugh so hard you'll spit it out! 🌿 ❶ The female lead pretends to be weak but is actually incredibly brave and resourceful, driving you crazy with her antics. I started laughing from the very first page, laughing so hard I was breathless! I absolutely love the female lead!

4. 904 致 Deadly Female Agent: She Takes the Entertainment World by Storm 致命女特工，娱乐圈杀疯了 Nightless Marquis Yun Li不夜侯云黎Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Comedy + high IQ + incredible skills + face-slapping + secret identities + equally matched leads] CP: Jiang Qilan An international top agent's soul transmigrates into a washed-up nobody of a star. Cheng Ling, a stain on the entertainment industry known as the “Flower of Evil,” joins the survival-variety show Survival in Desperation. The whole internet mocks her, eagerly waiting for her to make a fool of herself. Once filming begins, a snake appears in the wilderness. The production crew and aud 34.3kReads9.4Score5.1k14d adds

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   These five hilarious novels are incredibly popular on Douyin! 🫣 The first one is lighthearted, funny, and super stress-relieving. The female lead is a cool and beautiful woman, but also very funny. Every character has a humorous side, and sometimes you'll laugh yourself to death! 🌸💫 The female lead is an all-rounder, her main strength is her ability to do everything! Plus, you can learn a lot of knowledge and about delicious food in this novel.

5. 905 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.4kReads8.7Score53414d adds
6. 906 山 Beauty and Strategy in a Land of Rivers and Mountains 山河美人谋 Moonset月落Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Proud young lady who always gets even vs. frail, scheming Ninth Prince] Her fiancé was a total jerk, and he was planning to kill her to keep her quiet. Ye Jiao decided to strike first and find a scapegoat while she was at it. She thought the scapegoat would be a transparent, sickly “living corpse,” but rumors were misleading. He was clearly a two-faced, deeply cunning Ninth Prince. After Ye Jiao used the Ninth Prince’s name to punish her scumbag fiancé, Li Ce, the real Ninth Prince: “Miss, I be 18.3kReads9.5Score2.6k14d adds
7. 907 与 Sinking Into Ruin with You 与你自甘沉沦 Six Lines of Lovesickness六爻相思病Two Male Leads121k WordsCompleted [A practice piece, and a total flop] [Dual male leads] [Pitiful puppy-like merman top × rational, witty journalist bottom (other identities???)] Younger man? (Why not?) + lighthearted comedy] Our love for each other is the most uncontrollable part of all our careful scheming. “I love you, but I love myself more.” As a journalist, how will he uncover his true identity, step by step, in this mysterious ocean... "Marprim, lu-kor bik mi-tavetern." (At the beginning of the sea, your heart is the bla 1Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 908 妹 Little Sister, You Can’t Handle This Crazy Man. Let Me Take Over 妹妹，这疯批你驾驭不了，换我来 Zhi Zhi之知Ancient Romance648k WordsCompleted Now published under the title Through the Years Like Jade, available on all platforms. The moment she opened her eyes, Jiang Fei had transmigrated into the book as a scheming but hopelessly incompetent minor villainess. In the original story, the entire Jiang family was brutally killed. Even the old watchdog at the gate was spared nothing. And it was all thanks to Pei Jing, the power-mad, unhinged prince who held sway over the court. The System's task for her was simple: follow the original 51.1kReads9.1Score7k14d adds
9. 909 九 The 90s: Ever Since I Stopped Being Filial, I've Had the Sweetest Smile 九零，自从不孝后我笑的可甜嘞 Ten Steps, Ten Steps十步十步Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted In her previous life, Li Xingjian’s reputation was ruined before she could return home. Her biased mother demanded that she give her childhood sweetheart and fiancé to her younger sister, then forced her to sacrifice herself to secure her sister’s future. “You weren’t pure to begin with. Even if I let you marry, who would want you? Once your sister makes something of herself, she’ll spare you a bite to eat. I’m only doing this for your own good, aren’t I?” Her useless father turned a blind eye t 44.7kReads9.3Score4.9k14d adds
10. 910 继 The Second Empress 继后 Cai Wangwang菜汪汪Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The Noble Consort was favored, the Worthy Consort bore a son, the Bright Etiquette was the emperor’s white moonlight, and the Beautiful Consort was his cinnabar mole. Every other concubine had her own talents and charms. It was a whole garden in full bloom. So who was our protagonist? The unfavored empress, with no children and no powerful family backing. Great. Why did this plot feel so familiar? Never mind. On the first day Zhao Wumian transmigrated here, she decided to lie flat. Compete for t 79.6kReads9.5Score8.9k14d adds
11. 911 穿 I Transmigrated and Got Divorced Right Away. Why Are You Crying Now That I've Remarried a Rugged Man? 穿越即和离，二嫁糙汉你哭什么？ Velvet Sleep绒眠Ancient Romance475k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + comedy + feel-good power fantasy + making scumbag men pay without regret + building wealth + delicious food] The first thing Lin Sumi did after transmigrating was snatch the female lead's pocket dimension. Then she stripped her scumbag husband's family of every last possession and swiftly divorced him. Single and schemed against by her own grandfather, she was supposed to be forced into a ghost marriage? Sure, money offered on a silver platter was too good to pass up. Her maide 7.4kReads8.6Score79914d adds
12. 912 假 I Pretended to Seduce a Possessive Mogul, but He Took the Bait 假装勾引病娇大佬，谁知他上钩了 Sweet Xiaobei甜小贝Modern Romance299k WordsCompleted [Lovesick Obsession, Sweet Romance, Transmigrate into a Book, One-on-One and Faithful Couple] Xia Yuan transmigrates into a twisted novel and becomes the wicked supporting female character who meets a tragic end. Her only chance of survival is to cling to the deranged male lead. System: “Win over the deranged male lead, and you can go home!” Xia Yuan smiles sweetly. “I’ll make the deranged male lead the happiest person in the world!” - The deranged male lead builds a gold-wire cage with his own 24.9kReads9.3Score2.1k14d adds

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    I laughed until I couldn't breathe! My stomach hurt from laughing so much, I laughed from head to toe! I loved it, it was just my type... And it was so sweet 🌿🥰 I was rolling around in bed all night reading it, and I didn't skip any chapters! It's so good, everyone should read it!

13. 913 你 You're Supposed to Fight Monsters, So Why Are You Fighting Me! 你们刷怪啊，刷我干嘛！ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [Print edition deal signed: no System, plot-driven, fast-paced from the start, no mindless decisions, thrilling and exciting, hard-hitting fights, told from the monsters' side!] Ever since the words [Divine Order 001: Undercover] appeared in Jiang Xia's mind, he felt that he wasn't normal. No matter what he ate or how much he ate, he never felt the slightest bit full. Hungry. So hungry he was about to lose his mind! Then, at the school beauty's eighteenth birthday party, he smelled the presen 504kReads9.1Score40.8k14d adds

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    I really didn't want to recommend it, but after thinking about it, I figured sharing is worse than keeping it to myself. Don't say I recommended any books by "Banmian" (a popular online book brand), hahaha.

14. 914 今 Did the Administrator Hold a Raffle Today? 今天管理员抽奖了吗？ Hydroponic Flowers水培花朵Modern Romance641k WordsCompleted The world undergoes a strange transformation, and Zhao Kexin gets a like-and-draw System. A page for liking posts and entering prize draws suddenly appears before the people of Huaguo. Complete like tasks to win all kinds of prizes and incredible abilities. The laid-back administrator is online, handing out golden fingers! (Parallel world, no romance) 8.9kReads9.1Score1.1k14d adds

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    😃😃😃A world mutation has led to the emergence of awakened beings, and the protagonist is bound to a like-and-lottery system. People from his country with whom he shares a sense of belonging can like his posts and enter a lottery. Winning a prize might summon Kung Fu Panda, or simply check in daily for a guaranteed win. There's also a chance to open a portal to an alien planet.

15. 915 末EN The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临？我先降临！ Noodle King Zai板面王仔Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.8M WordsCompleted [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 401.1kReads9.2Score33.6k14d adds
16. 916 先 Fire First 先敌开火 I'll See You Off送你走Urban4.3M WordsOngoing [Expert marksman] + [No System] + [Comedy] + [Mercenaries] + [Fictional world] Wang Tao, descended from a family of hunters, stumbles into the world of mercenaries by sheer chance. What kind of sparks will fly? In this diverse era, your downfall may not come from a rival, but from someone crossing over from another field. Speed is absolute, accuracy is relative. The one who fires first wins; suppressive fire is what matters most! Of all the martial arts under heaven, speed is unbeatable! 87.4kReads9.4Score6.1k14d adds

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    It's full of laughs, a relaxing and comfortable read.

17. 917 下 After Coming Down the Mountain: Four Dads and Nine Masters Spoil Me Rotten 下山后：四个爸爸九个师父团宠我 Xia Tianbao夏甜宝Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Original novel of the short dramas Soft and Sweet Little Dumpling Wins Daddy’s Heart and A Cute Baby Falls from the Sky: Daddy, Come Run a Street Stall with Me [Everyone’s Darling + Adorable Baby + Secret Identity + Wish-Fulfillment + Metaphysics] Nuonuo was born with a “destiny that leaves her short of money.” After all nine of her masters went bankrupt one after another, she was finally sent down the mountain to find her dad. But she accidentally latched onto the wrong powerful man, mistaking 4.6kReads9.3Score67314d adds
18. 918 李 Li Laosan's Little Life 李老三的小日子 Third Son of the Li Family李家老三Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Reborn! Reborn! Reborn! Timeline: kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, high school, college, and adult life. The story focuses on everyday life and family squabbles before college, with a lighthearted, comedic tone. College marks a change in style: after helping his brother, the protagonist's past is exposed, and he has no choice but to become an arms dealer... Well, here's a cup of rough wine: to the fallen heroes above, and to the people suffering below. 98Reads9.1Score—14d adds
19. 919 我 I Tell Fortunes, You Go to Jail, and the Police Station’s Performance Is 666 我算命，你进狱，警局业绩666 Rain in the Empty Mountains空山雨Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + fortune-telling + metaphysics + ghost hunting + no romance + satisfying read + goofy humor + everyone’s favorite] Shi Yi spent fifteen hundred years making her way in the underworld. At last, just as Emperor Fengdu’s term was about to end, he waved his hand and sent her back to the human world. Before she left, seeing as she was returning to the human world for the first time, Emperor Fengdu took pity on her and sent her off with two bills of underworld currency. Shi Yi: ... Ret 15.7kReads9.3Score2.2k14d adds
20. 920 阴 The Yin-Yang Wicked Son-in-Law 阴阳恶婿 Daoist of Jiangnan江南道长Mystery934k WordsCompleted At the end of the Ming dynasty, four families discover a terrifying dragon's lair, a feng shui site said to lead to heaven. They divide it into four parts, named Power, Wisdom, Wealth, and Beauty. Those buried within it can ensure their descendants enjoy power, wisdom, wealth, and beauty forever. But the lair defies the natural order. Even its good fortune carries danger, and it invites Heaven's punishment. To preserve their destiny, the families must find a scapegoat to take the blow in their p 17.3kReads9.3Score1.4k14d adds
21. 921 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: I Became a Top-Tier Star Through the Mystical Arts 直播算命：我靠玄学成圈内顶流 Little Chestnut Has Big Dreams小栗子有大梦想Modern Romance4.5M WordsCompleted (No romance + livestreaming + fortune-telling + getting rich + showbiz) As the head of the Tianji Sect in the cultivation world, Xiang Wan was struck by lightning during her ascension and sent to the modern world, where she possessed the body of another Xiang Wan, a washed-up nobody with barely any fame. The original Xiang Wan had spent years in showbiz as a total unknown, playing bit parts as one of countless minor female characters. When her agency decided she had no commercial value, it sent 26.9kReads8.9Score3.7k14d adds
22. 922 麻 The Divine Fortune-Teller in the Linen Robe 麻衣神算子 Horseback Fishing骑马钓鱼Mystery7.4M WordsCompleted My grandfather taught me everything he knew about fortune-telling, but after I read three people’s fortunes, he left me. From then on, I didn’t just tell the fortunes of the living... 43.8kReads9.2Score3.8k14d adds
23. 923 奶 My Little Four-and-a-Half-Year-Old: Seven Big Brothers Dote on Me After I Come Down the Mountain 奶包四岁半：下山后七个哥哥团宠我 Golden Cake金糕Modern Romance2.7M WordsCompleted Based on the hit short drama Don't Mess With the Girl With the Baby Bottle, She's Fierce! [Metaphysics + Adorable Kid] Zhouzhou was fated to be short on money. After eating her Taoist temple out of house and home, she was finally kicked down the mountain to beg for food, only to accidentally find herself a permanent meal ticket. After the old Madam Qin adopted little Zhouzhou, she immediately messaged her youngest son: “Look, your daughter!” Qin Lie, who'd become a father out of the blue, replie 11.9kReads9.4Score1.6k14d adds
24. 924 风 The Dashing Grandmaster Niu Baoguo 风流宗师牛保国 Li Genshuo李根硕Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [This story is entirely fictional] Niu Kui, a martial arts grandmaster who had defeated every opponent across the Nine Provinces, became a public enemy because he fought dirty. His treacherous foes conspired to kill him. When he awoke again, he discovered he had been reborn as Niu Baoguo, a disgraced urban tai chi master... “Alas! This body is old and ugly. Starting a family will be a long and arduous road~” 16.2kReads9.1Score2k14d adds
25. 925 玄 The Metaphysics Expert Is Back at Her Street Stall 玄学大佬她又去摆地摊了 Tomato洋柿子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Original titles: The Fortune-Telling Street Vendor Is Actually a Mystical Arts Ancestor?! and The Mystical Arts Big Shot Is Back at Her Street Stall [Fortune-telling + ghost-catching + feng shui + powerful protagonist + no romance, thriving solo + gossip + episodic stories] The junior sister of the Zhengyang Sect, sealed away for a thousand years, wakes up reborn in the body of a girl whose parents don't care for her. The girl wants to go to school, so she'll have to earn her own tuition. So We 42.6kReads9.4Score5.8k14d adds
26. 926 她 She’s Short on Money in the Five Elements 她五行缺钱【玄学】 Spicy Porridge麻辣粥Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Jiang Yi was kidnapped at the age of five and unexpectedly became the 108th successor of an obscure Daoist temple. The one who raised her and taught her everything was a wisp of the temple’s founding matriarch’s soul, which had remained inside her memorial tablet. Her temple was nothing more than a ramshackle shack made from discarded boards that mountain hunters didn’t want. It had no running water or electricity. Even dog-litter mushrooms grew between the floorboards. After they came down the 931Reads9.4Score19814d adds
27. 927 天 The Celestial Master Is Here: Qimen Feng Shui Shakes the World 天师在此，奇门风水震天下 Big Eggplant大茄子Mystery6.3M WordsCompleted [Several short dramas have been adapted from this novel: Feng Shui Heavenly Master, The Grand Master of Qimen Feng Shui, The Heavenly Master Is Here, Qimen Feng Shui Shakes the World, Notes of a Folk Feng Shui Master, and others] Everything in this book is fictional. Just enjoy the story, don’t take it seriously, and don’t get too caught up in it... 249.1kReads9.1Score60.5k14d adds

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    Looking for 5 hilarious books that will make you laugh until you drop? You absolutely must check out these 5! Book 1 has a humorous writing style, lighthearted and funny without any angst. Book 2 will truly have you laughing your head off. At first glance, the male lead seems elegant. But upon closer inspection, he's actually just a goofball!

28. 928 我 I Think There Might Be Something Wrong with My Brain 我脑子好像有点问题 i Stories and Heri故事和她Mystery386k WordsOngoing [Urban Slice of Life] + [Lighthearted] + [Wicked Humor] + [System] + [School Life] (This book is all about relaxing and enjoying yourself. Feel free to set your brain aside and enjoy the read.) Chen Cheng gets stabbed more than a dozen times! At first, he thinks it was just an accident. But after he encounters one bizarre incident after another, he begins to suspect there's something in his home that shouldn't be there... From then on, his life grows increasingly mysterious... It all began the n 34Reads8.1Score—14d adds

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    Here's one for you to look at first.

29. 929 星 The Interstellar Demon King 星际魔王 Good Afternoon, Good Morning午后早安Sci-Fi & Apocalypse172k WordsOngoing An apprentice mechanic accidentally discovers the secret to making a fortune and goes further and further down the road of robbing bandits... What do you do when there aren't enough bandits left to rob? Rob pirates! What do you do when there aren't enough pirates left to rob? Rob... —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A repair shop that only wants to rip people off, a mechanic who can't fix anything, and it's hilarious from start to finish—you won't laugh even if they give you a bath! [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]

30. 930 诡 The Haunted Playground 诡蜮乐园 Rafting on a Pig骑猪去漂流Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted [Not a power fantasy + light supernatural elements + infinite worlds + comedy] A world beyond reality, the secrets of higher dimensions laid bare, the sails of miracles unfurled. A mysterious letter opens the way to a strange new world. Heartbeats, blood, fear... They spread out from the Paradise World, sending ripples through the peaceful main world. Welcome to the Strange Realm Paradise! [This is a long story... Be patient and read on, everyone. Let's wait and see.] 7.3kReads8.8Score66014d adds

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    These are the only ones I have. Everyone else says the others are funny, but I don't think so. I have a high threshold for humor!

31. 931 黄 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封，我亮出紫袍天师法身 Horse-Herder Immortal出马仙Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 55.1kReads8.9Score8k14d adds
32. 932 我 I Scrounge Food and Drink at the Cemetery 我在坟地蹭吃蹭喝 Bao Gungun.包滚滚.Urban1.8M WordsCompleted I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward: 5.3kReads8.8Score65014d adds
33. 933 看 After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Lured My Archrival into Pouting 看见弹幕后，死对头被我钓成翘嘴 The Rice Is Cooked米已成炊Modern Romance575k WordsCompleted [Live comments + sweet romance + childhood friends + face-slapping] [High-maintenance heiress and dance student VS sharp-tongued, refined childhood friend and CEO] On her twentieth birthday, Wen Xu happily went to a hotel to celebrate with the man she had pursued for three years. Just as she was about to give herself to her boyfriend, a line of live comments appeared before her eyes. [The supporting female character doesn’t actually think the male lead is coming to celebrate with her, does she? 8.5kReads9.0Score1k14d adds

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    [A spoiled, high-achieving dance student VS a handsome but sharp-tongued childhood sweetheart CEO] On her 20th birthday, Wen Xu happily celebrated with her crush of three years at a hotel, ready to dedicate herself to him, when a comment appeared on the screen: ["Does the female supporting character really think the male lead will come to celebrate her birthday? What is she expecting? The male lead is with the female lead. Tonight is just a scheme by the male lead to give her to the boss of a business partnership in exchange for a project. She's already been sold out by him, and she's still foolishly expecting him to celebrate her birthday with her. How stupid!"] Wen Xu's heart trembled. At the crucial moment, she called her nemesis. "Wen Xu, I'm busy, I don't have time to argue with you..." "Gu Lichuan, I miss you!" Gu Lichuan: "???" Comment: "???" Afterwards, Wen Xu left without a trace. Driven to desperation, the man pinned her against the wall, his hands gripping her face, his eyes bloodshot: "Wen Xu, are you treating me like a dog? You beckon me when you want me, and ignore me when you don't? Huh?" Wen Xu looked up at the man who was about to cry: "If you don't want to, you can get lost. Nobody's here..." "Woof woof woof." Wen Xu: "???" Comments: "???" So we were the ones who were involved in your pissing?

34. 934 笑 What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死，她都没道德，你绑架她干嘛 My Ears Don't Itch耳朵不痒Modern Romance356k WordsCompleted [Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never 13.1kReads9.3Score1.5k14d adds

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    The female lead participated in a dating reality show, and her opening line was a bombshell, making netizens laugh hysterically 🍋🍋 Yu Yao: "For money, huh? I'm broke these days. What, can celebrities date openly now? That's incredible." [Laughing emoji] Everyone was stunned for a moment after she finished speaking. The director was the first to react, calling over the staff member who had been with Yu Yao: "Didn't you show her the script?" The staff member also just realized: "Of course I did." Random comments started scrolling wildly 🍋 [Yu Yao, are you really not here to clean up the entertainment industry?] [Don't be so real, it's for money, only you dare to say that] [Hahahaha, everyone else is here for sweet romance, Yu Yao: For money]🍇

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