Looking for Something Hilarious, the Kind That'll Make You Laugh Yourself to Death at Midnight 搞笑特别特别搞笑的那种，半夜能笑死人的那种

1. 701 满 My Whole Family Are Cannon Fodder, but After They Read My Mind, They Rebel 满门炮灰读我心后，全家造反了 I Really Love Little Crabs超爱小螃蟹Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i 123.7kReads9.7Score14kShelves
2. 702 你 Why Pick a Fight With the Regent's Sharp-Tongued Consort? 你惹摄政王妃那个怼精干嘛 Tang Weien唐唯恩Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The original novel behind the hit short drama The Regent Wants to Assert His Authority, but the Physician Consort Is Too Wild [A cold, domineering male lead who says one thing and means another vs. a shameless female lead with a silver tongue] After transmigrating, modern special agent and military doctor Xi Yang becomes the capital’s most notorious young noblewoman. From the start, she sleeps with the Regent, a man who wields power over the entire court! The Regent is hard-headed from head to t 13.1kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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   Family, I've struck gold! These three novels are hilarious! 🤣 The interactions between the male and female leads are like a comedy blockbuster. The male lead is ridiculously strong, yet he's completely under the female lead's thumb. Everyone else is afraid of the male lead, but the female lead just keeps jumping around on his head. I laughed so hard I couldn't stop watching them late at night!

3. 703 不 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！ Autumn Wind Over Luoshui洛水秋风Historical2.8M WordsCompleted “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 43.6kReads8.9Score4.5kShelves

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   [Rolling eyes][Making a face] This book is a 9.9 Masterpiece by Tomato. I stumbled upon it by chance, and seriously, it's amazing! It's so funny, it's simply a masterpiece. I stay up all night reading it every day, and I can't get enough of it. It's just too good.

4. 704 读 The Mind-Reading, Sweet and Sultry Wife Makes the Abstinent Officer Blush 读心纯欲娇妻，禁欲军官面红耳赤 Ninefold River Snow九重江雪Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Originally titled Mind-Reading, Pure and Passionate Wife: The Chaste Officer Blushes] [Multiple People Can Read Minds] [Military Marriage] [Bratty Heroine] [Disabled Powerhouse] [Marriage First, Love Later] [Dotting Romance] [Feel-Good Story] [Sweet Romance] [Medical Skills] [Beloved by the Nation] Su Lingyu had been spoiled rotten and lived in luxury since childhood. When the System brought her to the food- and clothing-scarce 1980s, she became the villainous ex-wife of Huo Yan, the male lea 9.3kReads8.8Score1.3kShelves

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   I laughed so hard my stomach hurt in the middle of the night [laughing and crying emoji]! The male and female leads are a perfect match!!! The writing style is humorous [laughing emoji] and hilarious, especially the dialogue between the female lead and Xiao Tongzi, which is a major highlight. It's really amazing! [Laughing and crying emoji] I laughed like a pig several times while reading it. You'll regret it if you don't read it!!!

5. 705 大 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical1.5M WordsCompleted [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.1kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves

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   🍘🍘It's hilarious! He inexplicably time-travels to the Qin Dynasty before it unified the six kingdoms, and is even overheard by Qin Shi Huang. Thus begins their comical daily battle of wits. "Qin Feng, I ask you, what does 'The Master did not speak of strange phenomena, physical prowess, disorder, or spirits' mean?" "The Master doesn't want to talk to you, so he'll use his superhuman strength to knock you out of your mind!" "What about 'If I hear the Way in the morning, I can die content in the evening'?" "If I find out the way to your house this morning, I'll go and kill you tonight."

6. 706 开 Betrayed by the System From the Start, I Catch the Eye of a CEO's Heiress 开局被系统坑，竟被总裁千金盯上 Phantom Messenger幻影使者Urban316k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novels. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is my motivation to write, and I will strive to tell every story well! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   These are all great, you should definitely give it a try.

7. 707 网EN Online Game: God-Tier Assassin—I Am the Shadow! 网游：神级刺客，我即是暗影！ One for Three Yuan三元一只Sports5.3M WordsOngoing [Online game, assassin, game merges with reality, stats-focused] The mysterious game Godforsaken arrives. Players can kill monsters to gain lifespan, then spend that lifespan to bring their in-game abilities into reality! And so the supernatural descends, and disaster spreads across Blue Star! In his previous life, Qin Feng and his younger sister, Qin Xiaoyou, grew stronger until they were among the world’s top hundred. In the end, though, his star-chasing sister gouged out his eyes to give his 257.2kReads9.1Score30kShelves
8. 708 小 One Little Pout, and the Whole World Spoils This Adorable Baby 小嘴一瘪，萌宝被四海八荒团宠了 A Chilly Breeze恻恻轻寒Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Beloved adorable child + multiple secret identities + resource pocket dimension + invincible backers + farming and infrastructure building + fantasy comedy] “Waaah T﹏T, I’m only two! I don’t want to be the village chief!” “No way, Lord Xiaojiu! The hole you dug gushes with spring water, the rice seedlings you planted bear grain in half a month, iron sand flows from the mountain you opened, and everyone praises the bandits you wiped out... If you won’t be village chief, who would dare take the j 5.4kReads9.5Score837Shelves
9. 709 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 90.6kReads9.2Score9.8kShelves
10. 710 快 Quick Transmigration: The Corrupted Villainess Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script 快穿：黑化女配手撕炮灰剧本 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e 4.8kReads9.3Score462Shelves

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    💐💐Super hilarious, haha, so good! ①No romance, quick transmigration, Shi Xia, a one-in-a-million unlucky transmigrator. Her soul enters a novel, becoming Shi Xia, a villainous supporting character with an independent personality who is forced to act recklessly and follow the plot. She originally thought the system had bound her to a diligent working person, but it turns out she's a seasoned veteran in the workplace!

11. 711 一 One Crazy Person Is Twice the Fun, Two Are Ten Times the Fun 一个疯批一倍爽，两个疯批十倍爽 Half a Moonbeam半朵月光Modern Romance635k WordsCompleted (The short dramas Family Feud and Moonlit Scenery are now streaming.) (King of the Mental Hospital x Master of the Isolated Island Prison, mutually devoted and equally powerful crazy types, fake and real heiresses + abusing scum and face-slapping + solving cases and mysteries + comedy + sweet romance) After spending ten years in a mental hospital, Feng Zhi was brought back to the Feng family on the condition that she not bully the fake heiress? The fake heiress fell down. "Sister pushed me..." F 6.2kReads9.0Score793Shelves

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    A crazy attitude towards life

12. 712 咬 Biting Xiatang 咬夏棠 Big Meat Bun大肉包子啊Modern Romance323k WordsCompleted The print edition of Biting Summer Begonia is now available. A short drama and a comic drama are also online. [Possessive top scholar and campus heartthrob vs. gorgeous, flirtatious ray of sunshine] [Super sweet, no angst, with secrets between the leads to be revealed] On the first day of her junior year, Yu Tang hears that the pharmacy school has a graduate student so handsome he could steal the spotlight from the horizon. She skips class to sneak a peek at the hottie. Inside a half-open changi 24.4kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves

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    It used to be rated 9.9. This book blew me away. Absolutely amazing! A true masterpiece of comedy! 🤦 I can't sneak in a read while sleeping, I'm afraid you'll end up like me, bursting from holding it in. The jokes are so good, I could reread them countless times and they'd never get old. I love it so much!!!

13. 713 开 From the Start, I Have Hundreds of Millions in Hell Money: I'm Invincible in the Age of the Uncanny 开局冥币亿万：诡异时代我无敌 Sis, Don't Be Like That姐姐别这样Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Supernatural horror + apocalypse + tycoon + ghost money + rules + comedy + no heroine + fast-paced power fantasy (buys a supernatural-horror site by chapter 7, keeps buying everything without dragging things out, and buys an entire city in 200,000 words) + mid-story twists + late-game rule deduction] The supernatural apocalypse arrives, and evil ghosts run rampant. Within the rules, ghosts cannot kill people. While countless people struggle to survive the apocalypse, carefully searching for a w 140.9kReads9.4Score15.2kShelves
14. 714 让 You Were Put in Charge of a Zoo, So Why Did You Drive All the Animals Crazy? 让你接管动物园，你把动物都逼疯 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban1.2M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to Blue Star, Yang Lin inherits an old, run-down zoo from his parents. The bad news is that the zoo barely has any animals. The good news is that he gets a talent-training System. Other people's Systems let them boost their own stats. His lets him boost animals' stats. Boost a chimpanzee, and it awakens incredible throwing skills, hitting any target within a hundred meters. Boost a gibbon, and it awakens an amazing talent for imitation, mastering singing, dancing, and rap. B 8.3kReads9.3Score936Shelves
15. 715 小 With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零，搞事赚钱样样行 Heavy Clouds云沉沉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members 101.8kReads9.6Score10.1kShelves

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    I have the utmost respect for Su He's social skills; I wish I could be even one percent as good as her. I feel like such a useless piece of trash. It's so frustrating to compare yourself to others!

16. 716 无 The Invincible Foolish Emperor: From the Start, He Picks Concubines Like Crazy 无敌昏君，开局疯狂选妃 Shan Jun山君Historical3.1M WordsCompleted A young man from the 21st century transmigrates into the body of a foolish emperor and awakens the Favorable Consort System from the start! To build the mightiest empire, Jiang Chen goes on a frenzy of selecting consorts, becoming an emotionless machine for grinding through missions! 97Reads8.4Score—Shelves
17. 717 冲 Pay One Yuan, Get Ten Thousand: The School Beauty in Black Stockings Is Head over Heels for Me 冲一元送一万，黑丝校花爱意狂涌 Plum Blossom Rice Wine酒酿梅花Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Tycoon]+ [Multiple Heroines]+ [Everyday Romance] Qin Feng obtained a Romance System. Not only did his funds multiply by ten thousand, but every time he won a goddess's heart, he also gained a superpower. 14.7kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves
18. 718 修 Cultivation Guide: I Maxed Out the Male Lead’s Affection from the Start 修仙攻略：开局我怒刷男主好感度 The Girl Who Walks Sideways姑娘横着走Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Yan Shu transmigrates into a book and gets a bonus package of the male lead’s hatred! In three months, the male lead will kill her so thoroughly that not even ashes remain! He’s Heaven’s own son. She can’t beat him, and every attempt to escape earns her a lightning strike. Yan Shu is furious! If that’s how it is, then don’t blame her for... Going all out to win his favor! Yan Shu: “Disciple, your clothes are a little worn. Take my token and get yourself a few new outfits.” He doesn’t get any clo 1.3kReads8.8Score202Shelves

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    The transmigrated female protagonist complained that the male protagonist was too hard to appease. Just as she finished speaking, a huge black cloud suddenly exploded—the wind stopped, the cloud dispersed, and the thunder ceased. The female protagonist: …I'll appease him, I'll appease him, okay? In her past life, the female protagonist was a phoenix. A phoenix's lifelong pursuit is its mate; it admires its own beauty, is lazy, and even too lazy to get angry. The demon king beat up a sword, but unexpectedly, the sword relentlessly called for reinforcements—no, it called for "calling swords"—and finally, tens of thousands of swords defeated the demon king. If you like this, please like it ❤️

19. 719 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.7kReads8.6Score614Shelves

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    I laughed so hard my abs hurt in the middle of the night! 😂 The sixth mortal, having obtained a cultivation inheritance, embarks on a cultivation journey in the city, hiding his true nature. Full of memorable quotes, it's rich in realistic critique and philosophical reflection. Everyone is intelligent, and the psychological descriptions are exquisite! 👍 A reminder: please don't approach this novel with traditional notions that cultivation equals invincibility or the ability to kill at will. This is an exploration and growth story, not mindless wish-fulfillment. It teaches you to start by obeying the law, familiarizing yourself with the rules, and then becoming decisive in killing. 😎😎👍

20. 720 你 Believe Me, I'm Really All About True Love! 你们相信我，我真是纯爱！ Three Bowls of Fried Rice三碗炒饭Urban548k WordsCompleted [System + Multiple Female Leads + Campus Beauties + Lighthearted Comedy + Absurd Humor + Internet Memes] After his ninety-ninth failed confession, Shi Yu acquired what claimed to be the world’s strongest Pure Love System! He thought this was the first step toward the pinnacle of life, a gift from heaven. But little did he know that Shi Yu would end up going further and further down the path of “taking good care of his body”... The aloof campus beauty: “Shi Yu, if you like it, I can wear a maid o 210Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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    Perfectly accurate! If you don't find it funny, come and chop me up! I'm not a shill!

21. 721 有 With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Really Was Forced Into This 有那么多前女友，我真的是被迫的 5 Lu Qi5陆柒Urban1.4M WordsOngoing (Lighthearted comedy + satisfying revenge + lots and lots of ex-girlfriends + daily life with multiple ex-girlfriends) “You’re a woman and I’m a man. We’re not compatible. Let’s break up.” “Sorry, I like them big. Let’s break up.” See that stunning policewoman with the perfect figure? I heard her ex-boyfriend dumped her, so she joined the criminal investigation team on the spot, ready to tear the scumbag apart! What? You’re saying you’re that guy? Come on, don’t joke around. Then why aren’t you 4.5kReads8.6Score336Shelves
22. 722 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates and Gets Tricked by a Villain into Becoming a Stepmother 丧尸穿越后，被反派诓去当后娘 Mei Qianxun梅千寻Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted What should I do after transmigrating? Chu Chi held her head in her hands and thought for ages. A zombie's brain has only just grown in, so she has to make good use of it. When in doubt, sleep on it first. After Lin You'an woke up, the first thing she did was grab her little sister and escape the wolf's den. Along the way, she also found herself a stepmother. “So, you’re saying you’re my son?” “Mm-hmm.” “How old am I?” “Eighteen?” “How old are you?” “Eight.” “I’ve read plenty of books, so don’t 24.8kReads9.5Score3kShelves

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    Seeing these made me laugh until my stomach hurt in the middle of the night.

23. 723 打 Banished to the Cold Palace, I Build Technology, and Qianlong Comes Chasing After Me 打入冷宫我造科技，乾隆回头狂追 Passionate Yeah浓烈的YeahHistorical259k WordsCompleted (This is purely a fantasy story with historical inspiration. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental.) When Ruyi, a professor who teaches survival skills in the apocalyptic world of fantasy, wakes up to find she has transmigrated into the empress banished to the Cold Palace, her first thought is: surviving here is harder than surviving the apocalypse! Faced with a crumbling palace and despairing eunuchs and maids, Ruyi from the fantasy world rolls up her sleeves and gets —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I wonder if I've recommended these 5 movies here before? I'll recommend them anyway, since we're all so fond of laughing!

24. 724 让 You Were Supposed to Be a Tycoon, Not a Heartbreaker 让你当神豪，没让你当渣男 Become a God at Fish Mountain鱼山成神Urban4.7M WordsOngoing Urban tycoon + everyday life + grounded in reality + seven rounds of passion Jiang Cheng woke up one morning to discover he had been reborn! A gorgeous older woman he didn't recognize was lying beside him, and his phone was full of messages from his gold-digging girlfriend, Zhao Jia: “Yesterday was the Summer Solstice. Why didn't you send me a red envelope?” In his past life, he had spent three years fawning over Zhao Jia, only to be treated like an ATM and dumped in the end. This time, he messa 74.8kReads8.8Score5.2kShelves
25. 725 天 Celestial Beauty: Bringing Up a Child While Slaying Gods (Male-Oriented) 天仙·配带崽弑神（男频） Passionate Yeah浓烈的YeahMale-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted The Celestial Immortal: Bringing a Kid Along to Slay Gods (Male-Oriented) 5Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 726 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.5kReads8.7Score549Shelves

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    This Tomato series features eight comedic peaks: Chen Shu, the ruthless bandit of Nanjiang; Jiangnan, the map editor; Lu Yuan, the lifesaver; Chu Bei, the outlaw; Chen Bin, the upright and law-abiding citizen; Lu Ze, the mentor and friend; and Li Dao, the gentleman.

27. 727 不 The Not-So-Dominant CEO and His Lazy Stepmother 不霸气总裁与咸鱼后妈 Scallion Pancake with an Extra Egg手抓饼要加鸡蛋Modern Romance450k WordsCompleted The short drama The Not-So-Dominant CEO and His Lazy Stepmom is now available on Tomato. [Sweet Romance + Comedy + Married First, Love Later + Straightforward Leads + Both Leads Speak Their Minds] [Warning 1: The son is the male lead's biological child. Skip this if that bothers you.] [Warning 2: About twenty chapters involve entertainment-industry variety shows, but they're just the female lead's gossip-watching side quest! She won't enter the industry herself. Skip this if that bothers you.] T 31.6kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves
28. 728 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 95.1kReads9.2Score9.5kShelves

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    Hilarious! 😂 ① This book is hilarious from the very beginning! 😂 It's full of laughs, and the emperor, known as the "Master of the Shameless Sect," is both shameless and funny in his words and actions. 😍 ② Already hooked! 🍀 The female lead gets dumped in a dramatic way, and before she can even cry, she's dragged into a terrifying scenario. Looking at the warden's lean back, she recognizes him and tentatively calls out, "Lin Yuanzhou?" The warden 'plop' falls to his knees, trying to deny it: "Wife, I'm not Lin Yuanzhou!" ... ❤️💜💙💚💛❤️💜💙💚💛❤️💜💙💚💛

29. 729 女 The Reborn Female Cultivator Returns to Her Peak and Becomes the Empress 女修士重生返归珠圆玉润当天后 Passionate Yeah浓烈的YeahAncient Romance204k WordsCompleted Zhu Jiejie, a sweet-natured cultivator with a round, full figure, became obsessed with the idea that thinness was beautiful. On the eve of the Immortal Selection, she secretly swapped out her cultivation spirit stones and rapidly lost weight, earning the disdain of the male cultivators. No one chose her as a cultivation partner, and she failed to ascend to immortality. Just as her body and spirit were about to be destroyed, leaving her reduced to ashes, her primordial spirit awakened. Reborn 4Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 730 最 The Timidest County Magistrate Is Forced to Become Emperor 最怂县令被迫称帝 Listening to the Wind Beyond the Tower楼外听风Historical1.2M WordsOngoing Chen Gou is reborn as a county magistrate on the border and just wants to keep his head down and slack off. Unfortunately, his adviser is a master of wild imagination! He grumbles, “No money, no food. What's the point of doing anything?” The adviser says, “My lord means to use the empty-fort strategy? Brilliant!” He complains, “The city walls are falling apart. Why bother fixing them?” The adviser says, “My lord means to provide relief through public works and win the people's hearts? Genius!” W 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Just going to work, how did I become an emperor?] My name is Chen Gou, and my workplace motto is "Hold on tight, don't slack off." But my subordinates seem to be clueless. They take my complaints as strategy, and my slacking off as some deeper meaning. Now, they've replaced my surrender letter... With an edict of ascension to the throne.

31. 731 我 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我，正道楷模！身负勒索系统 Principal Typhoon台风校长Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 7.1kReads8.8Score551Shelves
32. 732 反 The Villainous Demon Lord Is Actually a Pretty Little Loser 反派魔尊竟是漂亮小废物 Pot Fish司锅鱼Ancient Romance848k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + villain + supporting female character + fantasy + sweet romance] Le Zheng Qian transmigrates into a book as the vicious supporting female character. Calmly drawing her sword, she tears up the script, then draws talismans, makes pills and forges weapons, setting out to reach the peak of life. Along the way, she picks up a pretty little weakling who shares a name with the original story’s gloomy, terrifying Demon Venerable, a mass murderer who is always threatening to d 3.8kReads9.1Score745Shelves
33. 733 天 A Baby Falls from the Sky, and Daddy Says I'm a Dragon 天降奶包，爹爹说我是条龙 Cheng Cheng Qian橙橙千Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone's Darling + Adorable Baby + No Romance] Fu Jinli is a dragon, but his father is human. The emperor of the Great Qi had ruled for six years without an heir, and everyone at court was worried sick. Then one day, the stern emperor sat high upon his throne, cradling a three- or four-year-old toddler in his arms. The little girl wore fine silk clothes and smiled sweetly at everyone she met. The ministers: Wonderful! Heaven has blessed our Great Qi. The little princess beat the Left Chan 33.1kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves
34. 734 替 After Winning the Realm for the Original Owner: My Husband Brings the Kids Along (Male-Oriented) 替原主赢江山后：夫带娃沾来（男频） Passionate Yeah浓烈的YeahAncient Romance25k WordsCompleted After Winning the Empire for the Original Host: My Husband Shows Up with a Kid (Male-Oriented) 2Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 735 秀 I Turned the Whole Class of Underachievers Around, and You Call Me a Homeroom Teacher? 秀翻整个学渣班，你管这叫班主任 Pomelo to Go with Wine柚子下酒吃Urban669k WordsCompleted Reborn as the homeroom teacher of a class of good-for-nothings, Lu Ze gets the [Super Hardcore Teacher System]. Lu Ze: Nice to meet you. How about this: Class monitor, make a group chat and add everyone. Class monitor: Sure thing, Mr. Lu. The next second. Lu Ze: All right, the 25 students who’ve joined the group, hand over your phones. What kind of teacher is this? What a scam! Another time. Lu Ze: Come on, everyone, repeat after me: “Though old, I am still strong; though my hair is white, my am 4.3kReads9.5Score528Shelves
36. 736 阎 The King of Hell’s Little One and an Unlucky Top-Tier Star Go Viral on a Parenting Show 阎王崽崽和倒霉顶流在娃综爆红了 Mu Yao'er木幺儿Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Beloved by everyone + face-slapping and putting villains in their place + a “delicate,” helplessly unlucky top-tier star × a powerhouse toddler who can uproot a willow tree] The little King of Hell had only just been reborn as a human baby when her own mother abandoned her in the mountains before she was even a month old. She was raised at Xuanzhen Temple for three years. The temple, once visibly thriving with incense and offerings, gradually fell into decline. Finally, unable to bear the burde 11.4kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
37. 737 苍 Grieving Ghosts of Cangcheng: Chasing the Killer Through Lifetimes 苍城怨魂诡异追凶生生世世 Passionate Yeah浓烈的Yeah10k WordsCompleted The vengeful ghosts of Cangcheng pursue their prey through bizarre cases, lifetime after lifetime. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 738 坐 The Lu Family’s Eldest Daughter Is Back After Ten Years in Prison 坐了10年牢的陆家大姑娘回来了 Heartfelt at Midnight深夜走心Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Lu Xiaoxia, who is serving a prison sentence, is reborn at the age of 19, on the very day her stepmother gives her to a scumbag as a present. Having killed, done time, and fought for her life against prison bullies, Lu Xiaoxia starts dishing out payback from the start. The scumbag is right outside the door? She cripples him right from the start. Her stepmother schemes to squeeze every last bit of value out of her? She makes her pay back every cent, with interest. The house is crawling with monst 36.8kReads9.1Score4.9kShelves
39. 739 我 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我，双面手术师，职业开膛手 Clouds Can Smile云会笑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 20.3kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves
40. 740 嘴 Sharp-Tongued and Trouble-Seeking, the Saintess Turns the Cultivation World Upside Down 嘴贱手又欠，圣女她撩翻修仙界 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted She has a sharp tongue, sticky fingers, and a weakness for handsome men... After Yu Xiaoxiao was killed with a single stab, she transmigrated to the world of cultivation and embarked on a strange and hilarious journey to immortality. There were plenty of handsome men in the cultivation world, and every one of them was exactly her type... Yu Xiaoxiao was in heaven. She happily cultivated and happily admired the handsome men... Most of the time, she couldn't resist flirting with them a little, too 13.4kReads8.2Score1.4kShelves

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    I recommended it to a friend, and she laughed hysterically while watching it on the toilet, which resulted in her getting a beating from her mom.

41. 741 穿 I Became a Tigress in the Beast World 穿成兽世母老虎 Old Qinggan老青柑Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted She had transmigrated into this world only a few days ago when she noticed something strange on the soles of her feet. Bending down to look, she saw three beast seals branded on her soles, quietly inscribed and vividly lifelike: A green, vine-like taipan snake A deep, dusky blue Black Tortoise, as if formed from condensed water A bird that seemed born from fire, wreathed in leaping flames that scorched the heavens Every line pulsed with mysterious power, as if telling of an ancient pact. 4.1kReads9.1Score275Shelves

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    Lighthearted and funny, very entertaining

42. 742 七 A Stepmom from the Seventies Raises Adorable Kids, and a Crazy Big Shot Spoils Her 七零后妈养萌娃，疯批大佬宠上天 Luo Qianqian洛浅浅Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + period setting + devoted couple + adorable kids + pocket dimension + food + everyday family life] Gu Qinghuan transmigrates into a period novel as a doomed supporting character who dies young. The moment she opens her eyes, she finds herself married to a madman, with two little brats thrown in for good measure. How is she supposed to survive this from the start? Gu Qinghuan says she has a golden finger: keep her husband, who is only mad in name, around to guard the ho 11.5kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves

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    The more I read, the more I wanted to laugh. This novel is simply divine! Anyone with a high threshold for laughter should definitely check it out and see just how high your tolerance for laughter really is. Seriously, I laughed so loudly in the middle of the night that my family complained – it's absolutely hilarious!

43. 743 哥 Goblins in Another World: Conquering with Guns, Cannons, and Swords 哥布林与异世界，争霸枪炮与刀剑 Ah, Life啊，生活Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsOngoing [Western fantasy, goblins, conquest, Mount & Blade System, tech-tree progression, Total War] Li Qinwu transmigrates into a goblin and gains the Mount & Blade System. He recruits soldiers, upgrades fortresses, climbs the tech tree, fights in World War I and World War II, colors in the map, rules the world, and enslaves all races, giving this world a gritty feel. 105.4kReads9.1Score14.1kShelves

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    It's beautiful. I can't sleep at night.

44. 744 带 I Brought a Jewelry Store to the 1970s, and the Cannon-Fodder Heroine Wants to Lie Flat 带着金店穿七零，炮灰女配想躺平 Lychee Smoothie荔枝冰沙Modern Romance666k WordsCompleted [No rural relocation + no black-market trips + no business ventures + cozy daily life + few extreme characters + male lead + military marriage + joins her husband at his post + sweet romance + happy ending] The cozy everyday moments are the main focus! The book has just been rated, and there are still very few ratings, which is why the score is so low. This is an alternate setting with original details, so please don’t overthink the historical accuracy! Landlady Shen Yao transmigrates into a bo 12.5kReads9.0Score1.3kShelves

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    🍎🍎🍎 Ahh! What is a historical fiction? 🍓🍓 This is it! The female lead, Shen Yao, transmigrates into a book and refuses to go to the countryside. 🔥🔥 She also possesses a spatial ability and gold. She happily becomes a landlady in the city, stays away from her scheming best friend, and eventually marries a handsome soldier and is pampered to the extreme. This plot is so satisfying! #HistoricalFiction

45. 745 将 The General Wants to Lay Down His Armor 将军要卸甲 A Mere Mortal in This World1984世间一俗人1984Ancient Romance915k WordsCompleted Before transmigrating, Lin Qi was the owner of a private company. Somehow, she ended up in the Great Qian dynasty, an alternate historical world ravaged by years of war, where the people were suffering and famine had struck. See how she turns her circumstances around and rises to the top… 5.1kReads9.0Score516Shelves
46. 746 废 The Useless Spirit Supporter: I’d Rather Die Than Dig Up Wild Vegetables 废材辅灵师：打死也不挖野菜 Pepper Monkey花椒猴Ancient Romance820k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Otherworldly Continent + Hunting and Farming + Alchemy + Crafting] If talent falls short, good fortune can make up the difference. On the Continent of Shifeng, a year has three seasons: the warm season, the flood season, and the cold season. There are twenty-four months in a year. Men awaken as Martial Spirit Masters and hunt strange beasts; women awaken as Support Spirit Masters and practice alchemy, crafting, and farming. After transmigrating into the body of a useless you 50.3kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves
47. 747 我 I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我，最强毒士，女帝直呼活阎王 Xing Xing Zi星星子Historical4.3M WordsOngoing [Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re 382.6kReads9.2Score32.3kShelves
48. 748 我 I Got the Strongest Cultivation Legacy 我得到了最强修仙传承 Xiu Feng修风Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing Liu Ao has a useless five-element spirit root, and the cultivation sect Taiyi Sect takes him in as a menial disciple to raise pigs. Unexpectedly, while tending the pigs, a small bead burrows into his head by chance. The bead has evolved into a miniature five-element world, within which lingers the remnant soul of an ancient, supreme creator. Seeing that he and Liu Ao are fated to meet, the remnant soul takes him as a disciple and passes on all the knowledge and memories it acquired over its life 1.5kReads7.9Score138Shelves

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    This is a great book, I recommend it to everyone. It's a wonderful traditional cultivation novel, you won't regret reading it.

49. 749 深 Deeply Cherishing the Southern Branch 深予南枝 Fairy Flower of Sweet Wormwood宣草妖花Modern Romance376k WordsCompleted Nan Zhi was branded a jinx and kicked out by her stepmother, so she rented a place with Fu Runshen. She thought Fu Runshen was just a down-on-his-luck office worker. Then one day, she saw company executives bowing and scraping to him, calling him “Young Master Fu.” As the only son of Jincheng’s richest man, Fu Runshen had been plagued by bad luck since childhood. Drive a luxury car, get into a crash. Live in a mansion, get hit by an earthquake. Spend more than 100 yuan on a meal, and he was guar 2.4kReads8.8Score246Shelves

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    💋It's hilarious! The only son of the richest man gets vomiting and diarrhea after eating a meal costing over 100 yuan, gets into a car accident while riding in a luxury car, and experiences an earthquake while living in a mansion. He brought prosperity to his family, but he himself has been plagued by bad luck ever since...

50. 750 大 Master, Your Romance Luck Has Blossomed 大师，你桃花开了 Jiangjiang Is Quite Handsome江江有点帅Ancient Romance509k WordsCompleted [Silly Comedy + Sweet Romance + Fallen Princess + Fake Monk + Devoted Couple + Sharp Tongues] Before meeting Wuchen, Qin Yueliang only wanted to stand on her own two feet and take down anyone who coveted her beauty. After meeting Wuchen, all Qin Yueliang wants is to cling to him and let him take down anyone who covets her beauty. They first meet outside Jing'an Temple. “Master, I’m just a helpless young woman. If you don’t help me, I’ll die!” “Benefactor, take another look at the corpses at your 5.1kReads9.1Score700Shelves

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    A fake monk and a princess of a fallen kingdom. It's hilarious; I laughed until my stomach hurt in the middle of the night. A murderous god, desperate to enter Buddhism, is rejected, so he shaves his head and becomes a fake monk. A life-saving act leads him to repeatedly break his vows, and he falls in love with a silly yet incredibly powerful, down-on-her-luck princess. The princess, seeking revenge, embarks on a series of... Well... Absurd and hilarious events. Their love story continues...

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