Chinese People Don’t Lie to Chinese People: Recommend Books That’ll Make Me Die Laughing

751 开 From the Start, Livestreaming the Underworld: Who Would Dare Enter This Stream? Delicious Shimeji MushroomUrban1.9M WordsCompleted 37.9kReads9.6Score4.1kShelves

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"Warning! Please fasten your seat belt before reading - this "boring crusher" is causing national reading injuries! When the alarm clock rings for the 10,086th time, and when your weekend turns into pancakes, this book suddenly cuts into your daily life with a 40-meter-long joke! The 300-pound domineering president was chased by a husky and got an emoji? A Buddhist otaku conquered the galaxy with cold jokes? The author uses chocolate-flavored imagination to weave traps, and every punctuation mark will accurately hit your smile! You will experience: Holding back laughter on the subway and getting internal injuries → Scratching at work and frantically clicking on the next page → Laughing and squealing at three in the morning and waking up roommates! Those wonderful twists hidden in the words are like opening a 100 pack of surprise cookies. You can never guess whether the next one is mustard or popping candy. Special warning: This book comes with the "Time Disappearance Technique", be careful not to read in one breath that the boss is standing behind you! " (Emoji expression: 💥📖🤣🚀)

752 一 One Person: Watch Short Videos of Strangers to Defeat Zhang Chulan A Cat on the Internet305k WordsCompleted 4.2kReads8.2Score140Shelves

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Funny ~ beautiful! [Seeking attention]

753 游 Game Tycoon, What Happened to My Extra 100 Million Krypton Points? Sleepless at Midnight, Dreaming AwaySports376k WordsOngoing 13.7kReads9.3Score606Shelves

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💥💥This one, the stir-fried chicken is so funny and funny, it's guaranteed to make you laugh! [Face-covering] The male protagonist is bound to the "Dog Token System". As long as any player has emotional fluctuations towards the protagonist's game behavior, the protagonist can obtain experience points and Doggie Tokens. The experience points can be used for system upgrades, and the Token Tokens can be exchanged for real currency! 🍀🍀Since then, he has become a ruthless man who makes money with all kinds of operations and tricks in the game, making players shocked and rattling...! ! ! [Laughing][laughing]

756 不 If the Male Lead Is Out of Reach, the Villain Is a Better Deal Taishi YingModern Romance2.7M WordsCompleted 93.6kReads9.5Score9.3kShelves

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🌻🌾🍂Haha, this quick travel article is so great! The ceiling level of fast-moving articles is high. The quality is excellent. The army of more than 750,000 people chasing articles is spectacular. The rating of 9.6 Is very eye-catching. The male protagonists in each dimension are very handsome. Reading this article feels like watching a beauty pageant for handsome men. Take a look!

758 系 The System Grants Me Dual Cultivation, Shocking My Empress Wife! Old MinisterEastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted 29.5kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves

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💖Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people. The male protagonist is really both invincible and ridiculous. It made me laugh to death 😂😂 🌿The male protagonist traveled to a fantasy world, but he didn't expect that his empress master had lost all his cultivation because of being seriously injured at the beginning. However, the male protagonist awakened the villain system at this time. As long as he offends the master, he will gain cultivation. When it came to gaining trust and gaining cultivation, he did not hesitate to choose the second option 🌳 And the male protagonist's shameless behavior also made him the strongest person in the world, sweeping across the world.

759 死 After Dying a Hundred Thousand Times, I Bribed the River of Time and Space Natsume Says NothingUrban1.8M WordsCompleted 70.1kReads9.4Score7.6kShelves

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This book made me laugh in the middle of the night. My roommates thought I was crazy.

761 中 I Have Chuunibyou: Every Fantasy Came True Wukong Who Knows How to EatUrban450k WordsCompleted 11.7kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves

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Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people, it will definitely make you laugh until you can't stop. The male protagonist is a middle school boy who has always fantasized about having both Buddha and demon in his heart. When new students from elementary school to high school arrive, the male protagonist always introduces himself as holding the sun and moon in his hands, picking up stars, and there is no such thing as me in the world. Every time, the teachers and students in the school burst into laughter. But when the portal comes and the monsters revive, all the male protagonist's fantasies become reality.

763 大 The Eldest Senior Brother Is Unrivaled, One-Swording Everyone He Meets Author Can ShangEastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted 15kReads7.7Score1.2kShelves

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💥This senior brother is really not that serious, but actually funny. You're funny when you're funny, and you're so professional! What on earth do you want to do? Are you going to laugh to death if you don't know martial arts?

765 八 1980S Military Marriage: The Madcap Days of Jiang, the Cannon-Fodder Chef Poor Sanqi!Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 4.6kReads9.0Score435Shelves

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[Post] [Please update] [Please pay attention] [Eat Melon] [Send Hearts] Jiang Chang looked at the old widow who was good at cooking and loved to play, and said with a twitching corner of her mouth: "Auntie, you and Old Mrs. Tang have been patients for more than 20 days, and you have no other thoughts?" The old widow thought of Old Mrs. Tang, "Yes, when she is waiting for the art performance at the end of the year, she will rehearse the drama." Jiang Chang said: "Aren't you jealous when you see the three old men being attentive to him all day long?" The old widow frowned so hard that she could kill a mosquito. "Well, she can't pee in the same pot." Jiang Chang covered her mouth and yawned, "Why did you say that?" The old widow thought for a while and then said: "She said she wanted freedom and poetry, so I asked her, what kind of oil is oil? Does cooking smell good? And then she ignored me all afternoon?" The corner of Jiang Chang's mouth twitched. "Later she wanted to introduce me to the old man. Look, all the old men were ugly and didn't even have a serious job." Jiang Chang: A three-foot dwarf on stilts, an old widow who is very enthusiastic about dating. The old widow was more interested in her affairs. She took her arm and said, "Nizi, I saw it this morning. Xiao Xie had a smile on her face when she left." Seeing the old widow winking, Jiang Chang said cheerfully, "Old Mrs. Tang has her freedom and poetry, and I have my graceful figure..." The old widow watched the slightly wretched person enter the kitchen, patted her red face, and muttered: "Xiao Jiang is right, some people are relieved, some are loved, and some are kicked again and again like a wild dog on the roadside. I am that dog!" Yellow-haired and white-haired: woof woof woof ~ [sending heart] [eating melon] [asking for attention] [asking for updates] [top post]

766 我 I Am Not the God of Drama Three Nine Sound DomainUrban4.0M WordsCompleted 1.7MReads9.9Score172.5kShelves

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I'm not going to lie, I'm not the drama god Chen Ling. She travels across time and restarts the parallel world.

767 带 Taking a Rebel on the Journey to the West, I Gave the Demons Eighty-One Tribulations Instead Little Doctor1.3M WordsCompleted 27.5kReads9.4Score3.5kShelves

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The heroine traveled through time and became a female Tang monk, taking her disciple Sun Wukong and Yang Jian Nezha with her. When he was about to cross the Liusha River, he faced Sha Wujing hiding in the water and shouted, "Grape wine luminous cup, you and the bunker will fly together." Then he asked Sun Wukong to use the golden hoop to stir up the flowing sand river. Sha Wujing was so frightened that he ran away. Tang An also bought a stereo and played the DJ version of Yungong Xunyin, shouting "Shake it for me". 👏👏

769 西 Journey to the West: the Counter-Routine at the Beginning Makes Me Cry with Anger I Just Love Eating MeatEastern Fantasy727k WordsCompleted 37Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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All I can say is. . . Reading the second book in class can help you quit Internet addiction, and the fifth book. . . The name looks tear-jerking on the phone, but. . . Ahem

770 福 Blessed with Endless Luck, the Beloved Little Imperial Aunt I'm Brother MonkeyAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 20.4kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves

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Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people. These two things would make someone laugh to death. [Laugh]. The male protagonist travels through the Qin Dynasty and teaches Qin Shi Huang how to speak Chinese. Please note that it is Chinese language, not the Analects of Confucius. "Qin Feng, I ask you, what do you mean when you don't say anything about your strange power and chaos?" "My master doesn't want to talk to you, so he uses his strange power to beat you until you are unconscious!" "I heard the truth in the morning, how can I die at night?" "I know the way to your house in the morning, and I will go there and kill you at night." " Thus started a hilarious daily battle of wits and courage.

772 我 I Really Don’t Want to Work Hard Anymore Tragic, Tragic, Tragic, TragicUrban2.3M WordsCompleted 27.2kReads8.2Score2kShelves

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Can make you laugh until you convulse [laugh and cry]

773 本 I Wanted to Be a Wise King, but Eunuch Cao Was Too Sensible. East Wind Smiles RadiantlyHistorical267k WordsCompleted 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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Quack, it's funny😂Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people

774 人 A Person with High Martial Arts Can Steal the Whole World and Go Crazy Thousands of WavesUrban121k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people. It's absolutely funny. The following is the introduction [High martial arts + funny + thief system + live broadcast + heavenly pursuit] Bai Xiaofei awakened his talent as a thief and was regarded as a supermarket thief by the whole school. He was also officially listed as a high-risk person. Until he discovered that the law protects people and animals, but not monsters and weirdos! Since then, it has been broadcast late at night, and it has embarked on a road of no return, beating up strange and bald monsters. Stealing meal card balance, proficiency + 3! Secretly licking a dog's love letter, proficiency + 3! Stealing the Sword Master's ten years of swordsmanship insights, your proficiency level will be maxed out! Training progress? Steal! Innate ability? Steal! Thunder disaster? I even stole thunder from the sky! World: Can't you afford it? ! Heaven's Way: Obstacle! I will kill you today! Bai Xiaofei: Sorry, I stole too hard and the whole world went crazy for me.

777 老 The Troll Streamer and His Poor, Put-Upon Viewers Lone Salty FishUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 15.6kReads9.2Score934Shelves

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The first book is really good, it almost made me laugh to death

778 入 Enlisting as a Military Policeman: Do I Need to Retire Early? A Touch of Olive GreenUrban1.2M WordsCompleted 15.1kReads9.2Score892Shelves

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I, Jiang Xiaolong, am here

780 这 Over the Years, the Strange Blind Date Men I Have Met A Bowl of Tomato Fried RiceModern Romance340k WordsCompleted 65Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Witness the diversity of human species. Watch it when you are unhappy, especially to relieve stress.

781 点 I Ignite the Divine Flame and Command Billions of Fanatical Believers Nine Dots of InkEastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted 7.4kReads8.7Score521Shelves

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It tells about a group of sand sculpture players, and the players will make a living. 🔥🔥🔥 Super super funny. This is the book I have read for a long time. Compared with other books, it is like a boss [learned]. Highly recommended.

783 与 After Switching Bodies with the Tyrant, She Executes Her Own Nine Clans from the Start Little Chubby, Run!Ancient Romance371k WordsCompleted 37.4kReads9.5Score6.3kShelves

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🌴🌴This book is really good to read, refreshing and funny, but it's a bit short and not enough to read: Yun Yaoyao has passed through the book and turned into a stupid and cowardly cannon fodder who has not survived the first chapter. It doesn't matter, if my family plots to harm me, then I will assassinate the emperor and kill all nine of my own clans! Who would have thought that after killing the tyrant, Yun Yaoyao sadly discovered that she and the tyrant had switched bodies! Yun Yaoyao becomes the emperor: she uses her personal charm to win over loyal ministers, sympathizes with the people, and stabilizes the country. She will do whatever is right for anyone who recruits her!

784 校 Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too Thirteenth Master of the Chen FamilyUrban859k WordsCompleted 36.5kReads7.2Score3.6kShelves

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Let's take a look. This is very interesting. What about the introduction?

788 新 New Ultraman: It Begins with Finding a Walking Stick Alien Fifth Red Moon973k WordsCompleted 13.3kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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Evil door, shocking evil door

789 开 From the Start, My Words Became Law, and Every Actress Fell for Me Fa DaUrban2.3M WordsOngoing 23.6kReads7.5Score1.7kShelves

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Variety show, entertainment circle, comedy

790 一 One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy Han HongEastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted 3.9kReads8.7Score406Shelves

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[Love] [System + Protagonist Shameless + Top Laoliu Cute Pet + Making Trouble + Unscrupulous] Traveling through the world of immortality, taking a cheap and cute pet Qin Laoliu, a rogue turtle, an infatuated hen, and a wicked dog into the world of immortality, making the world crazy. [Chigua] If you like it, please like it and thank you [like this post] [please pay attention]

791 郭 Guo's Crosstalk: a Crooked Commentary on Journey to the West Kou Chengtian's Spicy FoodUrban2.5M WordsOngoing 2.6kReads8.8Score105Shelves

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The only pure cross talk novel in the world, Teacher Guo asks funny questions, Teacher Yu brings out the sadness of gods and demons, and tells the story of the world behind Journey to the West🍎

792 变 She Turned into a Loli and Was Caught by the Heroine of the Second Reincarnation. Yin Yang LeUrban154k WordsOngoing 3Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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I like Bailili Tietie, but you want funny articles, so I recommend to you the funny ones [laughter]

795 皇 What Does My Royal Younger Brother Have to Do with My Ill Sister? Written on PaperHistorical1.2M WordsCompleted 5.2kReads8.8Score583Shelves

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Holy shit, shit 🍊🍊🍊, I'm going to die laughing from this book, the male protagonist is top-notch with bugs, the system has been bugged by him too many times, I just won't play with him anymore, hahahahahahahahahahahaha, it's so funny.

796 失 I Lost My Job and Returned Home to Run a Street Stall, Now Diners Line Up Every Day Instructor WolfUrban1.8M WordsCompleted 2.6kReads8.3Score184Shelves

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[Grass has been planted] No one thought that this down-and-out young man would make a comeback against the wind with a tricycle. The sweet and sour pork ribs turn amber in the iron pot, the aroma of spicy crayfish can pass through three streets, and even the mediocre egg fried rice can make Internet celebrity anchors chase cars with bowls in their hands!

797 到 In Another World, I Use Taoist Arts to Empty My Enemy's Warehouse Ling Ling Qi XuanModern Romance913k WordsCompleted 1kReads5.8Score—Shelves

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Good-looking, long-lasting, a must-read if you stay up late