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1. 951 长 The Great Wall Watch: Dungeon Sequence 001 长城守望：副本序列001 Drinking in the West Wind醉饮西风Urban351k WordsCompleted In a world where anyone can create dungeons, Blue Star has become a hunting ground for invading alien races. The dungeon [Golden Crow and Fusang Tree], created by the entire nation of Japan, was speed-cleared by the invaders in three days. The next country's dungeon targeted for invasion is… the Dragon Kingdom! At that very moment, Xu Ping'an awakens the [Humanity's Supreme Sage System] and gets the [Watchful Guardians of the Great Wall] dungeon blueprint from the start. [Dungeon]: Watchful Guar 6.7kReads8.2Score1kShelves
2. 952 救 Help! The Main Characters I Love Seem a Little Off 救命！我爱的主角团似乎不太对劲 Baiduo Qingsalt白堕青盐Two Male Leads717k WordsCompleted [Everyone's favorite + two male leads + mind reading + real and fake young masters + satisfying big-brother backing + sweet romance] Ye Shuyang transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting male character in a story about a beloved young master and two male leads. Worse, he's the fake young master and a foil to the protagonist, the adored one. So he decides to cling tightly to the real young master's coattails. He wants to live, get rich, and escape his cannon-fodder fate. As soon 238Reads9.0Score—Shelves
3. 953 地 The Big Shot from the Underworld Is Hilariously Wacky 地府来的大佬她巨沙雕 The Eye in the Heart心中目Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jun Qi was a troublemaking spirit who couldn’t enter the cycle of reincarnation. One day, the Hell King, who had finally had enough of her, kicked her out to complete missions helping pitiful little victims get revenge. Jun Qi said this was right up her alley. Worried she’d go too far, the Hell King even sent a “pen” to supervise her. But she kept going off track, turning the main missions into side quests and, along the way, attracting a huge admirer she couldn’t shake off. The “pen” was utterl 25.1kReads9.4Score2.5kShelves

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   Super hilarious and refreshing novel

4. 954 转 The Tale of Reincarnation 转生传 Little Jiu in Summer夏天的小九Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Reincarnation + pocket dimension + cultivation + alchemy + divine beasts + hilarious] The Ancestor Ye of the Danfu Sect has a grandchild! This child fell from the sky, is exceptionally gifted, and is adored by all. The entire sect treats the little one like royalty. The Demon Emperor told Ancestor Ye, “There’s an almighty being behind this child. I keep feeling like a pair of eyes is watching me.” After the little one entered a secret realm for the first time, a life of cheating their way to su 15.2kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
5. 955 骑 Riding a Pig Down the Mountain: My Goofy Master Is Missing Virtue in Her Five Elements 骑猪下山，逗比师尊她五行缺德 Lost Little Sheep Looking for the Way寻路的咩咩Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Synopsis: These days, people transmigrate into books everywhere you look, and Rong Zi just happens to get swept up in the trend. She wakes up as a disposable supporting character in a cultivation novel, only to stumble straight into the scene of a murder from the original story. According to the plot, the heroine will kill her to silence her. She’s reached her peak the moment she transmigrates, and her career will be over before it begins. To stay alive, Rong Zi quickly rides a pig down the moun 8.5kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves

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   The theme is so novel, haha, and the plot is so interesting! The female lead is in a beautiful mental state, with a kind of calm madness reminiscent of the world of Creation. She's decisive and clear-headed. The male lead is also very interesting, and the two are a great match. It's quite a good ship! The overall style is really hilarious, full of jokes, and it's so satisfying. I couldn't stop laughing!

6. 956 世 Worlds Collide, and Everyone Around Me Is a Main Character 世界乱入，我身边竟然都是主角 Tian Can Chen Xi天蚕辰西Male-Channel Fanfiction607k WordsCompleted Gu Beicheng transmigrates into this world with a Choice System, only to have the campus belle force him to be her boyfriend in front of everyone? Wait, this world is actually a magical one where countless universes have merged!!! The campus belle’s bodyguard beats up a King of Soldiers, a Dragon King, and a War God, then gets into a fight with superpowered beasts? The King of Soldiers hammers the Dragon King, then turns around and brawls with a Nether Demon? The War God returns with a hundred th 16.8kReads9.1Score854Shelves

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   I laughed from beginning to end. It was all about using memes.

7. 957 规 Rule Horror: I Carried Longguo to Victory with Ghost Money 规则怪谈：靠着冥币带飞龙国 Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Mystery657k WordsCompleted [Top-Tier Schemer]+ [Rich]+ [No Heroine]+ [Patriotic but Not a Saint]+ [Invincible but Not Brain-Dead]+ [Eerie]+ [National Fate] A year ago, the Rules of Terror descended. Each country began randomly selecting chosen ones to take on eerie dungeons, with their success or failure tied to their National Fate. Chen Bin obtained the Ghost Tycoon System. After completing System tasks for a year, he had amassed ten billion netherworld coins, currency that could only be used in the eerie world. Just as 8.8kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
8. 958 身EN Trapped in a CEO Romance, I Struggle to Protect His Unhinged Older Brother 身陷霸总文学，努力护住癫公他哥 It's kk是kkTwo Male Leads410k WordsCompleted [Complete + two male leads + workplace gossip + mind reading + one-on-one romance + comedy + unhinged men and women] [Assistant who falls apart every day × silent, gossip-loving CEO] Also known as: I Gossip About People and Bring Them All Down! Zhu Yu, who loves money, wakes up inside the CEO romance novel he’d been reading. That would be fine if it were just one book, but the problem is that every novel by this author is connected. Three pairs of unhinged men and women in one world!!! Luckily, 7.6kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
9. 959 最 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 Messy-Haired Mengmeng萌萌头发乱Eastern Fantasy811k WordsCompleted [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 18.6kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves
10. 960 人 In the Condor Heroes World, I Begin Transmigrating Across the Myriad Worlds 人在神雕，开始穿越诸天万界 Kang Bed土炕Male-Channel Fanfiction2.3M WordsOngoing Xu Qing was an ordinary college student who accidentally became bound to a System. Every time he transmigrates to a new world, he awakens a System. I can proudly tell everyone: everything I’ve achieved today is thanks to my own hard work! [Host detected entering the Naruto world. Talent awakened: Infinite chakra!] [Host detected entering the One Piece world. Talent awakened: Master of Haki!] [Host detected entering the Dragon Ball world. Talent awakened: Saiyan bloodline!] [Host detected enterin 15.5kReads7.2Score912Shelves

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    Someone said they were laughing so hard they were pounding the bed. I didn't believe it. Look!

11. 961 我 My Martial Arts Are Taking the World by Storm 我的武功风靡全世界 Old Rogue, Don't Run老贼休走Urban114k WordsOngoing In the first year of the Wu era, the Abyss appeared, and martial arts began to flourish. Here, the entertainment industry is ignored, while the martial arts scene has risen to prominence. Here, celebrities are no longer untouchable. Martial arts stars are the ones people admire and envy. Martial arts tournaments blossom everywhere, and variety shows about martial arts spring up one after another. That year, Li Ge transmigrates here and becomes a martial arts trainee, just in time to take par —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 962 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.4kReads8.7Score547Shelves
13. 963 说 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ Sleepy Little Lion睡不醒的小狮Urban438k WordsCompleted [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 7.4kReads8.1Score530Shelves
14. 964 性 Gender-Bent, I Can Only Cling to the Male Lead to Stay Alive 性转，为了活命只能抱紧男主大腿 Nara Cool Kid奈良酷少Eastern Fantasy342k WordsCompleted (Gender swap, male lead marries a man, System, fantasy) Jin Yuanbao, who stayed up all night writing, woke to find he had transmigrated into the world of his own novel. He thought he would become the male lead, defy fate, and make his mark in another world. Instead, he had transmigrated into the villain's lackey, and the moment they met, the male lead, Mo Xuanyi, held a sword to Jin Yuanbao's throat. To make matters worse, the villain's lackey he had transmigrated into was a woman. While being h 1.1kReads8.4Score105Shelves
15. 965 智 Wise People Avoid Love, and Goofballs Don’t Want to Take Responsibility 智者不入爱河，沙雕不想负责 Moon Number Number月号号Modern Romance131k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + absurd comedy + unhinged antics + dating show] [Radiant, chaotic heroine who’d kneel forever at the Temple of Wealth VS a self-deluded, fake-sweet CEO] Shi Zhaozhao transmigrates into a book as the heroine of an angst novel, a woman who gives her whole heart and would let her entire family die just to date the male lead. The original male lead offers her five hundred thousand to break up. Nine words from her make him cough up a million instead. When her parasitic younger brother is dr 41Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 966 你 You’re a Game Designer, So Why Are You Filing Reports at the Police Station Every Day? 你个游戏设计师，天天警局备案？ Call Me Great Lord叫我大官人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Extremely Illegal] [Come Get Me] [Not Human] [Livestream Meme Mayhem] [Hilarious] PS: This is a lighthearted, funny story full of livestream antics and memes. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chu Sheng awakens a god-tier game designer System. He gets streamers and viewers worked up, earns emotional points, and unlocks more games. But Chu Sheng discovers that every game he unlocks is way too illegal! He unlocks Thief Simulator and makes Dai Xiaomei cry. But the robbery is so realistic t 25.1kReads9.2Score3.5kShelves
17. 967 娱EN Entertainment Spring and Autumn 娱乐春秋 Ji Cha姬叉Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted In a fictional world of martial arts and a hundred schools, a modern person tells the locals that cultivation isn’t the only way to get what you want. Want to be the young hero everyone in the martial world adores? Easy, as long as you’re sincere... For example, why not invite your junior sister for a drink? Confucius said: “When you transmigrate, don’t just toil away at cultivation. The locals aren’t as capable as you!” The heavens make a board, the stars make its pieces, and knowledge is the g 38.1kReads9.5Score4.9kShelves

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    Especially the first book; I think I first read it back in 2017. The writing is excellent, it can make you laugh until you cry. There are so many hilarious characters in the book. Almost all the plot holes have been filled in. It's a book you could read five times or even more.

18. 968 沙 The Hilarious Villainess Roasts Herself and Clears Her Name at Lightning Speed 沙雕女配，极限自黑，光速洗白 Lie Flat Today今天躺平Modern Romance374k WordsCompleted [Absurd Comedy + Livestreaming + Transmigrate into a Book as the Villainess + Secret Identities + Feel-Good Revenge + Sweet 1v1 Romance + A Touch of the Supernatural] After a thousand years of being a cursed, penniless character on a page, Shen Xixi laughed herself to death in tears, then transmigrated into a book as the villainess. The kind of villainess who gets abused and tortured at the end, with her heart, lungs, and everything else cut out. Knowing that a villainess can never redeem hersel 242Reads8.4Score104Shelves
19. 969 手 My Phone Mutated, Giving Me One Supernatural App Every Week 手机变异，每周一个超凡应用 Not Yet Gone未灭Urban314k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Everyday Life + Absurd Humor + Overpowered Supernatural Abilities + Not Your Typical Power Fantasy + Supporting Characters Matter; if that's not your thing, don't read it, and if you stumble in by mistake, don't complain] Lin Tian's phone has mutated. Every week, he gets to try out a mutated version of a phone app. Here are the effects of the mutated apps: Navigation app Baide Maps: Search for ownerless treasures and track down rare hidden caches. 1.1kReads8.6Score102Shelves

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    I personally find this quite funny.

20. 970 谁 Who Let Him Transmigrate? He's Ruined the Customs of the Ancient World 谁让他穿越的，古代风气都带坏了 A Little Crooked有点歪Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [No System + Everyday Life + Comedy] Lately, all sorts of strange cases have been cropping up in the Great Ling Imperial City: staged traffic accidents, extortion, honey traps, investment scams, predatory loans, and exorbitant upfront interest... The court was furious and ordered a thorough investigation. To its shock, they discovered that the princess herself had run a honey trap. The old man who staged traffic accidents was a third-rank court official in his sixties. The mastermind behind the 2.7kReads8.3Score223Shelves
21. 971 象 A Chess Opening: Taking a Female Disciple from the Start 象棋开局收个女徒弟 I Am a Raccoon我是一只狸Urban404k WordsCompleted [Female-dominant world] [Chess] [One heroine] [Everyday urban life] After Jiang Fan dies, he is summoned to a female-dominant world. Xiao Yan: Spirit of the pen, spirit of the pen, are you a man or a woman? Are you pretty? When will I find someone? How much will the bride price be? Xiao Yan: Sorry, big brother spirit of the pen. I was in such a hurry to come back that I forgot to buy you a candle. Xiao Yan: Big brother spirit of the pen, are you still there? Come out and chat! Jiang Fan: ... Xia 238Reads7.1Score—Shelves
22. 972 遇 When in Doubt, Blow Yourself Up! Who Could Be More Carefree Than Me? 遇事不决就自爆！谁能比我更逍遥 Five Bucks a Day一天赚五块Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Demonic cultivation + ruthless decisiveness + loves a good time + flexible moral compass] What would you do if you were immortal from the start and immune to all restrictions? Jun Lin: “I don’t eat beef!” What’s the big deal? I’m immortal, so why shouldn’t I act a little arrogant? What? You stole my stuff? I’ll blow you up! What? You look down on me? I’ll blow you up! What? You want to kill me? I’m still going to blow you up! I transmigrated here to be the emperor. If you make the emperor suffe 25.9kReads8.7Score2.7kShelves
23. 973 万 The Ancestral Sage of Ten Thousand Demons 万妖圣祖 October Years十月流年Eastern Fantasy19.5M WordsOngoing A half-demon youth obtains the Demon Clan's sacred tome. He transforms into a Heavenly Wolf, devours the moon, and keeps female ghosts as servants; becomes a Vermilion Bird, burning the heavens and boiling the seas; takes the form of a White Tiger and slaughters his way across the world; cultivates into a Divine Dragon and roams the seas and skies; becomes a Kunpeng and soars through the Nine Heavens; devours heaven and earth and transforms into myriad demons. He rules the three thousand worlds, 14kReads9.1Score572Shelves
24. 974 沙 The Wacky Supporting Actress Charges Into Showbiz 沙雕女配勇闯娱乐圈 Mango Juice, No Sugar Added芒果汁儿不加糖Modern Romance222k WordsCompleted Su Jiaojiao transmigrated into an entertainment-industry novel as a female supporting character. She figured she was such a minor bit player that she couldn’t possibly be any more insignificant, and was perfectly content to stay obscure. So when she realized she’d accidentally switched accounts and posted a brazen comment on the Weibo of top-tier second male lead Gu Jinqing, who had even replied to her, she nearly needed a respirator. She had already decided where she wanted to be buried. Trembl 242Reads8.1Score—Shelves
25. 975 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 16kReads8.0Score1.5kShelves

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    It's guaranteed to be hilarious, lighthearted and funny in the beginning, and mind-blowing in the end. Made with carefully selected live-action audio, this short drama adaptation by Tomato Entertainment is of high quality and definitely worth watching.

26. 976 雷 Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强？我空间双手插兜！ Serious Craftsman正经手艺人Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can 11.4kReads8.0Score927Shelves

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    🔥🔥You can tell how hilarious this book is just from the synopsis. Highly recommended!

27. 977 伤 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 Dong Jiuri东九日Urban717k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 82Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    ① The protagonist possesses a role-playing system. Successfully portraying various professions earns rewards and triggers optional missions, each with additional rewards upon completion. The protagonist occasionally engages in reckless behavior, but due to his strength and powerful background (his grandfather is a top-tier expert), others dare not challenge him, allowing him to continue his arrogant and shameless ways! ② The protagonist awakens an SSS-level explosive ability and possesses a merit system. Accumulating merit is necessary for growth, so the protagonist constantly causes trouble to gain merit. The protagonist has a younger sister who awakens the Grim Reaper ability, possessing immortality, and engages in various reckless actions, such as staging accidents, attempting suicide by jumping off buildings to lower housing prices, etc.!

28. 978 快 Quick Transmigration: My Hilarious Host Accidentally Became Invincible 快穿：沙雕宿主一不小心无敌了 Magical Little Ke神奇小可Modern Romance260k WordsOngoing Synopsis: [Goofy Power Fantasy] [Straight Girl Makes the First Move] [Meme Humor] [Quick Transmigration, 1v1] Nan Xi was an overworked programmer who died from working overtime in her previous life. After kicking the bucket, she was chosen by the System and transformed into a C-language master, wreaking havoc in one little world after another... No, rotting away... No, going completely crazy... No, shining bright and making a difference. World One: She transmigrates into a notorious actress w 14Reads8.7Score—Shelves
29. 979 智 Wise Women Don't Fall in Love, Senior Sister Steals the Show 智者不入爱河，师姐独领风骚 Hot Pot Girl火火锅少女Ancient Romance315k WordsCompleted [Goofy comedy + meme references + random bouts of madness + being yourself, kicking morality to the curb] Ling Miao died after winning five million, only to open her eyes and find herself working for a System. To fulfill her dream of going home and spending money like there’s no tomorrow, she “diligently” torments the male lead, Song Jinshu, and even gets herself a boyfriend who acts like two different people in public and in private. Her boyfriend is aloof and noble in front of others, but a cl 62Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommend! This book is definitely worth reading! [I also strongly recommend it!][I also strongly recommend it!][I also strongly recommend it!][I learned something!][I learned something!][I learned something!][Bump!][Bump!][Bump!]

30. 980 孤 Lone Wanderer 孤行者 Wang Yiwang王已忘Urban2.9M WordsCompleted An abandoned “simpleton” takes his first bold step, and a brilliant, shining life begins to unfold. Life’s wonders are not made up of laughter alone. There are far more tears along the way, but come rain or shine, he presses on and grows stronger! 207.3kReads9.4Score17.6kShelves

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    A very good book, worth reading.

31. 981 黑 The Black Lotus Returns Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear 黑莲花重生归来，婆家瑟瑟发抖 Rice Bowl 114饭碗114Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Original title: The Black Lotus Is Reborn, and Her In-Laws Tremble in Fear Short dramas: The Crazy Stepmother and New Life from Old Snow In her past life, Su An was abused by her husband. After she called the police, the officer told her it was a family matter and not their concern. She fled to her parents' home for help, but her grandmother said, “Take care of the kids, cook the meals, look after the elders, and hand over your wages every month. Then he won't hit you, will he? That's how it is 58.7kReads9.5Score7kShelves

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    Absolutely hilarious, especially the first one. There are absolutely no bad jokes, it's genuinely funny.

32. 982 我 I Transmigrated 999 Times and Drove the Mad Tyrant Insane 我穿越999次，逼疯了疯批暴君 Mo Mo Is Master Mo墨墨是墨爷Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted With only six months left to live, Tang Wan masters a skill called “Transmigration,” allowing her to travel back and forth between the modern and ancient worlds. On her first transmigration, people mistake her for a ghost… On her ninety-ninth, she nearly dies at the hands of the dog emperor. On her 108th, she “defiles” the emperor’s innocence. After transmigrating time and again, she discovers to her delight that a little dragon energy can extend her life. Tang Wan: “Mooch, mooch, keep mooching 16.5kReads9.5Score2.2kShelves

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    Hilarious! [Laughing emoji] The female lead's unpredictable and erratic time travel is quite baffling, and some plot twists feel too contrived. It's very original and unique. The female lead randomly travels to ancient times, and after a series of bizarre events, it seems to end in tragedy, bringing tears to the eyes. The unfortunate male lead becomes a thousand-year-old demon, orchestrating various schemes for his future wife, then sending her back to help him, forming a strange closed loop. In short, the various elements are well-integrated and worth watching!

33. 983 小 With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零，搞事赚钱样样行 Heavy Clouds云沉沉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members 101.2kReads9.6Score10kShelves
34. 984 厄 Plagued by Bad Luck, the Country Begs Me to Visit Japan 厄运缠身，国家求我去小樱花旅游 Magnaton of Linggu Temple灵谷寺的玛格纳顿Urban249k WordsCompleted [Comedy + sly schemer + human nuclear bomb + patriotism + self-detonation + Eagle Sauce's nemesis] My name is Chen Dongfang. I was kidnapped at three, crashed into a dump truck at eight, and graduated from a second-tier college at twenty-two, only for it to be downgraded to a junior college... I somehow got my bachelor's degree downgraded to an associate degree... During my career, fourteen companies went bankrupt. My boss was arrested for tax evasion, my wife cheated on me, my son wasn't mine, 1.2kReads8.5Score100Shelves

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    Laughing until my stomach hurts

35. 985 满 A Max-Level Expert Crashes Five Hags, and Their Secret Identities Are Revealed Everywhere 满级大佬闯五哈，马甲掉一地 Ink Pen Makes a Book墨笔成书Urban1.0M WordsOngoing Updated regularly every day, with no breaks. Thank you for your support! I was hit by a car in an accident and spent about a month in the hospital. I was a bit out of it, so the plot went off track for a while. It’s back on the main storyline now!!! [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Everyday life] [Variety shows] [System] [Entertainment industry] [One female lead] [Rising star] White Ye went out to buy breakfast and had an incredible stroke of luck: he ended up in Blue Star, a parallel world to Earth! Tha 26.7kReads7.1Score1.6kShelves

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    ༼ つ◕_◕ ༽つ

36. 986 穿EN The Bystander's Self-Cultivation in a 1970s Transmigration Novel 穿书七十年代吃瓜群众的自我修养 Jiong Jiong You Pi囧囧有皮Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Have you ever transmigrated to a different scene just by blinking? Lin Yuzhu has. She transmigrated in a daze to the 1970s. No, she transmigrated into a book. She has a System, and the female lead is there too. There are also supporting female characters, but she isn't one of them. She's just an onlooker who wandered into the story by mistake. As an onlooker, she gets to watch the drama unfold every day. She doesn't want other people's dogs, and she doesn't get involved in other people's busines 97.4kReads9.6Score8.9kShelves

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    All of them are top-rated masterpieces, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud, laugh like a fool. The last one is a mix of laughter and tears.

37. 987 曹 Cao Yang's Journey South 曹阳南下记 Great Demon King Peacock孔雀大魔王Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Passionate and exhilarating. Now complete. Read with confidence. Cao Yang heads south to seek refuge with his older sister, setting off wave after wave of upheaval… 40.6kReads8.9Score4kShelves

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    I'm following these amazing books every day, why can't you guys see them?

38. 988 妖 Hello, Police? Someone's Kidnapped a Law-Abiding Female Ghost 妖妖灵吗？有人绑架良家女鬼 Young Master Feng公子枫Urban347k WordsCompleted Chen Ziye came out of prison “reformed” and was planning to do something bad to make some money. But he never expected to kidnap a female ghost! Chen Ziye: “Hello? Police? I kidnapped a female ghost, and now I have no idea what to do!” The police showed up, said he'd done the public a service, and rewarded him with ten thousand yuan! You can make money by kidnapping ghosts? And so… Female ghost: “Hello? Police? I'm the female ghost who escaped earlier. I've been kidnapped again!” Zombie: “You lo 7.9kReads9.2Score704Shelves

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    It's absolutely hilarious! Just watch it and see. If you don't laugh, you can come and yell at me.

39. 989 疯 Are You Crazy? You're Robbing a Bank and Bringing Your Father-in-Law Along? 疯了吧，抢银行你还带上老丈人？ The Flying Bajie会飞的八戒Urban598k WordsCompleted Li Xiu was selected to take part in a safety drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That was bad enough, but just as he set out, his father-in-law showed up to demand money. Father-in-law: “You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or I’m not letting you leave.” With no other choice, Li Xiu decided to take his father-in-law to the bank. The moment he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: “You’re really ruthless. You’d rob a bank over a 200,000 6.4kReads8.0Score385Shelves

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    ✨Hilarious! Super entertaining!! ✨ Li Xiu was selected to participate in a security drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That wouldn't have been bad, but unexpectedly, he ran into his father-in-law demanding money right after starting the mission. Father-in-law: "You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or you won't leave." Helpless, Li Xiu had no choice but to take his father-in-law to the bank. When he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: "You're really ruthless! You rob a bank for a 200,000 yuan dowry?"

40. 990 我 One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free 我一句话，死刑犯在法庭无罪释放 Phoenix Soaring to the Ninth Heaven凤凌九霄Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + lawyer + livestreaming + Madman Zhang San + no heroine + no romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + face-slapping + no logic. Short dramas have been released in multiple versions in China and overseas.] Xue Shen, an intern lawyer earning 2,000 yuan a month, unlocks the Ultimate Lawyer System from the start and takes the legal world by storm, shocking the globe! With his cheat ability Suspect A: “I killed someone.” Xue Shen: “You’re innocent.” Later, the truth comes out: the suspect rea 6.1kReads9.2Score753Shelves

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    😄A smile makes you ten years younger! I recommend 7 hilarious novels, especially the first one!! Also, a little tip: don't eat or drink anything while reading the first novel, you might choke!!! [Laughing and crying emojis]

41. 991 黑 The Black Heiress 黑千金 Song Xiangbai宋象白Modern Romance682k WordsCompleted Zhou Zhizhi was born a wealthy heiress, but she was abandoned in a remote county and taken in by a man who had just been released from prison after serving time for a serious crime. At just five years old, she was already able to save her father. Later, she also brought home an old scholar and former examination candidate, and the three of them began building a life together. The hardened criminal turned into a coal magnate, while the abandoned girl became a true heiress of the underworld. How w 32.6kReads9.3Score4.3kShelves
42. 992 开 A High-Stakes Gamble from the Start, Then a Life of Unbridled Freedom 开局一场豪赌，享受肆意潇洒人生 Yan Xiao Xi彦小希Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [Tycoon] + [System] + [Multiple Women] + [Campus Belle] + [No Simping] “Screw love.” “I’m going to make money!” “More money than I could ever count.” “With money, what woman couldn’t I get?” Zhang Yuan is devastated after discovering that his girlfriend cheated on him, but by chance, he gets a System. However...he has to spend a hundred million on women to activate it. Where is a poor kid like Zhang Yuan supposed to get that kind of startup money? A prediction from the System gives him a 61.7kReads8.4Score5.8kShelves
43. 993 小 The Wild, Seductive Little Temptress Has the Nightclub Owner Going Crazy for Her! 小妖又野又欲，夜总追成疯批！ Mad Dragon疯龙Modern Romance247k WordsCompleted 39Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just look at it! It's hilarious, satisfying, sensual, and wild—and it's still under protection! This person has already had two books banned [facepalm]. You can add it to your bookshelf so you can find it later [awkward laugh].

44. 994 我 I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank? 我把你当兄弟，你骗我抢银行？ Dragons Fighting龙打架Urban523k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming’s friend Zhou Hang took part in a military exercise, playing the role of a bank robber. Zhou Hang decided to recruit Lu Ming to play a robber too. For security reasons, he couldn’t tell him the truth about the exercise, so he used an invitation to dinner as an excuse to get Lu Ming out of the house. “Isn’t this just dinner? Do you really have to withdraw cash at the bank?” Watching his good friend Zhou Hang, who’d invited him to dinner, Lu Ming s 15.3kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
45. 995 捡 I Pick Through Trash, Yet I'm the Immortal Sect's Live-In Son-in-Law 捡垃圾的我，竟是仙门赘婿 Immortal of the Common Folk市井仙人Urban3.1M WordsCompleted On my first visit to her home, my future mother-in-law threw ten million at me to make me give up. How do I show her just how formidable I am? Also known as: The Immortal Was Once a Demon and I Can’t Fight, But I’m an Immortal 70kReads9.0Score7.7kShelves
46. 996 逃 Can You Get Away? 逃的掉吗 Mad Dragon疯龙Modern Romance318k WordsCompleted [Mutual firsts + punishing scumbags + one-on-one romance + mafia + reborn + size difference + happy ending + fresh and unusual] Years ago, Xia Zhan “kindly” took Mu Xiaoxiao in. Now that she's turning eighteen, it's time she paid him back, isn't it? 6Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 997 末EN The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临？我先降临！ Noodle King Zai板面王仔Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.8M WordsCompleted [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 411kReads9.2Score34.2kShelves
48. 998 木EN Wood Is Only for Support? Then I’ll Armor a Giant Buddha with Susanoo 木系只能辅助？我直接须佐套大佛 Remember to Smile.记得要笑.Urban1.6M WordsCompleted “That kid is an SSS-rank talent, and the weakest Wood-type user to boot! Hilarious!” Ye Chen gives a scornful smile. “Ever heard of... the True Thousand-Armed Kanon?” When that mighty Buddha descends, the world finally understands! The talent wasn’t weak! It was the person using it! “Hey, aren’t you a Wood-type user? Can you explain what that fire is? What, are you trying to become an alchemist too?” Ye Chen shakes his head helplessly. “My talent is only just a tiny bit amazing~” When tens of mi 28.5kReads8.8Score9.7kShelves
49. 999 系 System: The Savage Lands Crown Princess Just Wants to Herd Sheep 系统：蛮荒太子妃只想放羊 Song Xiangbai宋象白Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as The Ambition Isn't Great: Just You and the World A Qi is clever and innocent. Her eldest brother is honest and just wants enough to eat; her second brother is sharp and wants to see the world. Their aunt is always fierce when chopping wood, their father is a wonderful cook, and their grandfather can recognize twenty characters, though he gets thirteen of them wrong. Their ambitions weren't great, but somehow they ended up winning the world. Content warnings: ... 30.3kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves
50. 1000 土 The Ultimate Guide to Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 土味情话大全 Mad Dragon疯龙51k WordsCompleted Love is a feast of cheesy romance! Kids who know how to say sweet little things are the ones who find themselves a partner! Life is dull without a little romantic banter to spice it up. That's what makes the days sweeter 249Reads—Score—Shelves

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