Wise People Avoid Love, and Goofballs Don’t Want to Take Responsibility

[Showbiz + absurd comedy + unhinged antics + dating show] [Radiant, chaotic heroine who’d kneel forever at the Temple of Wealth VS a self-deluded, fake-sweet CEO] Shi Zhaozhao transmigrates into a book as the heroine of an angst novel, a woman who gives her whole heart and would let her entire family die just to date the male lead. The original male lead offers her five hundred thousand to break up. Nine words from her make him cough up a million instead. When her parasitic younger brother is drowning in gambling debts and about to be beaten into the hospital, she grabs her bag and goes to fight in his place. Later, unscrupulous media accuse her of sleeping around and climbing into men’s beds to become a mistress. Netizens: [Even if Shi Zhaozhao stripped naked and lay in bed, those two wouldn’t give her a second look.] Shi Zhaozhao: [What, are they perverts? Why do they have to see me naked in bed?] Netizens: [How could she possibly get back so fast on her own? This has to be a team operation.] Shi Zhaozhao: [Congratulations on spotting the flaw. Most people couldn’t do it, but I’m an octopus who can only use the Shadow Clone Technique. One person, a thousand heads and ten thousand arms.] Bystanders who stumble into the comments call her unbelievable. Later, Shi Zhaozhao joins a dating show and single-handedly turns it into a crazy show. The production team breaks down, exclaiming that they’ve never seen anyone so good at exploiting bugs. The sweet-on-the-outside, scheming-on-the-inside type begs to cling to her. Her parasitic brother becomes her most devoted fan. Her reborn rival turns haughty and cute, while the scheming female supporting character turns into a sweet, innocent girl right in front of her. Netizens insist she has to stay single and not let anyone else get lucky. Then a certain CEO posts a photo of two hands wearing wedding rings, with the caption: Sorry, I have no shame. [She makes the jokes, he plays along, their souls resonate: a long-planned encounter]