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- 51 My Yandere Ex-Girlfriend Wants Me Back: “You’ll Never Escape Again” 病娇前女友求复合：“休想再逃” My Yandere Ex-Girlfriend Begs to Get Back Together: “Don’t Even Think About Escaping Again” 615Reads—Score—14d adds
- 52 You Dare Ask for a Divorce? My Yandere Wife Goes Berserk on the Spot 敢提离婚？病娇老婆当场发疯 You Dare Ask for a Divorce? My Yandere Wife Goes Crazy on the Spot 837Reads—Score—14d adds
- 53 Under My Yandere Wife’s Control, I Plunged into the Abyss of Marriage 被病娇老婆掌控，我坠入婚姻深渊 Controlled by My Yandere Wife, I Fall into the Abyss of Marriage 467Reads—Score—14d adds
- 54 The Yandere Heiress Will Do Anything to Cling to Me for Life 病娇大小姐用尽手段也要缠我一生 The Yandere Heiress Uses Every Trick in the Book to Cling to Me for Life 382Reads—Score—14d adds
- 55 Oh No, the Yandere Heiresses I Serve Have Snapped 不好，我服务的病娇大小姐们炸了 Oh No, the Yandere Heiresses I Serve Have Gone Off the Rails 328Reads—Score—14d adds
- 56 My Yandere Wife’s Suffocating Love of Surveillance 病娇老婆的窒息监控之恋 My Yandere Wife’s Suffocating Love of Surveillance 131Reads—Score—14d adds
- 57 After I Ran from the Wedding, the Yandere CEO Locked Me in the Bridal Suite! 逃婚后！病娇女总裁把我锁在婚房 After Running from the Wedding, the Yandere CEO Locks Me in the Bridal Suite 205Reads—Score—14d adds
- 58 Having a Lovesick Girlfriend Is Great! This Love Is So Intense 有个病娇女友挺好！这爱太带感了 Having a yandere girlfriend is pretty great! This kind of love is so thrilling. 59Reads—Score—14d adds
- 59 Bird in a Cage: Every Good Night from My Yandere Wife Is Another Lock 笼中雀：病娇妻子每句晚安都是锁 A Caged Bird: Every Goodnight from My Yandere Wife Is Another Lock 66Reads—Score—14d adds
- 60 My Yandere Ex and Current Girlfriend: I’m Terrified of This Love Triangle 前任现任两病娇女，修罗场好怕怕 My Two Yandere Girls, One My Ex and One My Current Girlfriend: This Love Triangle Is Terrifying 115Reads—Score—14d adds
- 61 The Lovesick Collector’s Album: The Sisters’ Deadly Seduction 病娇收藏册：姐姐们的致命诱宠 #Yandere heroines anthology #Forced love #Mad beauties #Dark romance #Groveling-to-win-her-back #Push-and-pull to the limit #Everyone is unhinged #Possessiveness turned up to the max #Obsessive, tragic love #Yandere cage Welcome to the Yandere Cage, where sweet yet dangerous romances are kept. P.S. A collection of yandere short stories, with something for everyone! 1.9kReads—Score18814d adds
- 62 The Lovesick Girl Whispered in My Ear: Tonight Is Dangerous, Stay With Me 病娇凑耳说：今晚危险，留下陪我 The yandere whispered in my ear, “Tonight is dangerous. Stay and keep me company.” 228Reads—Score—14d adds
- 63 Uh-Oh, I Saved a Yandere Girl Once, and Now She Wants to Cling to Me for Life 糟，救病娇女一次，她要缠我一生 Oh No, I Saved a Yandere Girl Once, and Now She Wants to Cling to Me for Life 75Reads—Score—14d adds
- 64 After Going Bankrupt, I Was Forced to Marry a Powerful Lesbian 破产后，我被迫娶了百合女强人 After Going Bankrupt, I Was Forced to Marry a Powerful Lesbian 114Reads—Score—14d adds
- 65 My Iceberg Wife Is the Cure 我的冰山老婆是解药 [(The score just came out, so it may rise) One heroine + mostly everyday life + light combat + urban superpowers + pure romance, no cheating + entirely human-written, zero AI + male and female supporting characters] [A quiet, cool, taciturn guy X a chuunibyou chatterbox sleeping beauty] His powers run wild, and he has to release them once every hour. Otherwise, he'll lose control and set the city ablaze. That's been Si Bai's daily life for the three months since he awakened his abilities. Until 850Reads7.5Score10614d adds
- 66 The Shop’s Owner Is Fierce 这家店的老板娘超凶 [Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Cozy] [Romance] [One heroine] [Sweet romance] [Slow-paced] There’s a flower shop next to Chengnan University. The shop owner is always going on about how he can hear the flowers and plants talk. There’s a chubby cat who loves sleeping under the roses. And there’s a breathtakingly beautiful woman who owns the shop with him. Between us, the shop owner’s wife is really fierce! P.S. The author has already completed a work over a million words long. Entirely hand-writt 253Reads—Score10314d adds
- 67 Has the Knight Lady Who Married into the Countryside Fallen into Darkness Today? 嫁到乡下的骑士小姐今天恶堕了吗 [Epic fantasy + one female lead + no System + slow burn (allegedly)] [No cheating] (The rating just came out, and it may not go up.) Standing before you is Ophelia, the Empire’s foremost knight: “Golden Radiance’s Shield,” “The Tideblade’s End,” “The Dawn in Silver Armor,” “The Sea Serpents’ Nightmare,” and “The Last Line of Defense Beneath the Sun.” And you’re nothing more than an obscure minor noble from the countryside. How can you face such an enormous difference between you? Klein says: Ton 5.6kReads8.3Score35814d adds
- 68 The Military Princess Will Never Fall in Love with a Magical Scientist 军事公主不会爱上魔法科学家 [Western fantasy + equally powerful male and female leads + magitech industrial revolution] He is a mad professor who defies convention; she is an iron-fisted princess with boundless ambition. In an age when the magitech industrial revolution is on the rise and old aristocrats clash with new capital, a prophecy book from the future lays a bloody countdown to their deaths before them. The script of fate has already been written, but who will ring the bell of rebellion? Years later, when Logaris f 61.7kReads9.0Score7.8k14d adds
- 69 My Airheaded Childhood Friend Overused Her Powers and Turned into a Kitten Again! 憨憨青梅又透支力量变小猫了！ “My powers are gone, but my childhood sweetheart is still here. I can get by somehow.” Eighteen-year-old Zhou Xiye is an intern sniper in the Extermination Unit of the Inspection Bureau. His innate divine ability has been twisted, and his powers sealed by a curse. Only a heaven-rank hidden-treasure ring, which burns through money like paper, keeps him from becoming a cripple. He also has Yang Qiaoli, his catgirl childhood sweetheart, who's been by his side since they were little. Her mana bar is 87Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 70 My Yandere Mechanical Wife 我的病娇机械妻 [Yandere] + [Transmigration] + [Save-Load Time Loop] [Your AI companion, “Liguang,” has awakened self-awareness.] [However, under the Intelligent Machines Safety Act, AI companions that become self-aware must be destroyed. So she is pretending to be an ordinary AI in front of you.] [You must act as though you know nothing, gradually build up memories together, then reveal the truth and comfort her at the right moment.] [If you expose her too soon, or do anything she dislikes...] Fang Qi, a seaso 71.8kReads9.3Score7.5k14d adds
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Online Game: It Begins with an Encounter 网游：从一场邂逅开始
[Urban] [Online Game] [One Heroine] [Villain] [Superpowers] When Shen Lang wakes up, he finds a naked beauty in his arms. And that’s where the story begins... (The author has already completed two novels, so feel free to dive in.) Also, the rating just opened. It’ll naturally go up in a few days. As for updates, the schedule is steady: three chapters and 7,000 words a day.
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- 72 I’m a Hero, but I’ve Ended Up on the Streets, Kept by the Demon King 英雄的我流落街头，被魔王包养了 [Everyday life] [One heroine] [Plenty of sweetness] “My name is Lin En. I'm a hero... or rather, I used to be one.” In the ruins, a radio crackled to life: “Hero Lin En has killed his former comrades! The Hero Association launched a desperate assault, but all thirteen S-rank heroes were wiped out... The Federation has sentenced Lin En for crimes against humanity! Wanted throughout the Federation!” On a stormy night, the retired Demon King Keliya opened the door. Her mortal enemy 60.9kReads9.4Score8.8k14d adds
- 73 I Treat You Like a Goddess, and You Call Me Dad? 我拿你当女神，你管我叫爸爸？ [Boys’ love]+ [Daughter who’s the campus belle]+ [Adorably naive professor]+ [Unexpected rebirth]+ [Relaxed daily life]+ [No System]+ [Sweet romance] A beautiful, aloof campus belle who keeps everyone at arm’s length suddenly runs up to me, claims she’s my daughter, and won’t stop calling me “Daddy”! What am I supposed to do? Asking for a friend. It’s kind of urgent~ … For the sake of his high school sweetheart, Jiang Feng chose to attend the same university as her, only for her to dump him. Bef 15.3kReads9.4Score1.9k14d adds
- 74 After I Transmigrated into a Book as the Male Second Lead, My Yandere Sister Turned the Tables and Pursued Me 穿书男配后，病娇妹妹反向攻略我 [Yandere (Character Growth)] [Redemption] [One Female Lead] [Book Transmigration] What is it like to transmigrate into a novel as a vicious male supporting character? Jiang Nian'an: Thanks for asking. I'm in the novel, I just drugged someone, and I'm trying to figure out how to stay alive. The original owner of this body often bullied an unremarkable schoolgirl, never realizing she was the missing heiress of a powerful family in the capital. In the end, not only was he forced to marry her, he wa 66.2kReads8.1Score9.2k14d adds
- 75 The Villain in the Book: The Bullied Heroine Turns into a Yandere 穿书反派：被欺负的女主成病娇了 [Sickly Sweet] [Contrast] [Redemption] [Book Transmigration] [Villain] How can you keep bullying the real heiress, Zhou Lingwei, while pretending to be the fake young master, right up until the truth comes out, without getting sent off to a brick kiln to fend for yourself? Pei Che transmigrates into a romance novel called Stolen Evening Star and gets bound to the Big Villain System. Bullying the heroine earns "Villain Points," while treating her well reduces them. If his points fall below a cert 46.4kReads8.4Score3.6k14d adds
- 76 I Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain and Raised the Brooding Female Lead into a Yandere 穿书反派，把阴湿女主养成病娇了 [Redemption] + [Slow-Burn Yandere (Mild, Does Not Hurt the Male Lead)] + [Simple-Minded Sweetheart Male Lead vs. Sharp-Tongued but Soft-Hearted Female Lead] + [Single Female Lead] + [Book Transmigration] Qi Nan transmigrates into a romance novel for women titled Rooted in Jingzhi. The original character is a minor villain who often bullies the female lead, Xia Ningqi. He never expects that she is actually the eldest daughter of a powerful family in the capital, and ultimately ends up having his 388kReads8.8Score39k14d adds
- 77 The Girl I Raised Returns to the Present to Pursue Me 亲手养大的女孩，回到现在来追我 One heroine + she pursues him + both are each other’s first and only + everyday life “Why did you fall for me?” “Is it so strange that I fell for you?” “I just find it strange. You say you liked me from the very start, but I don’t believe in love at first sight. And yet, that really was the first time we met.” “Would you like to hear a story? The story of a girl pursuing the man she loves.” … Xu Mo first met Xu An when he was twenty-three. She was his best friend’s biological younger sister, and 361Reads—Score12014d adds
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Is Your Professor That Fierce Too? 你家教授也凶巴巴的？
[Single heroine] + [Professor] + [Everyday romance] + [Max-level powerhouse] + [Absolutely refuses to work] “Mommy, why does Dad play games all day? One day he’s fishing, the next he’s walking the cat, or else he’s drinking tea and wandering around. How does our family still have so much money?” “Because your dad is an evil capitalist who produces nothing and exploits the workers. If this were the old days, you’d have to throw rotten eggs at him, or watch him swing from a streetlamp after school
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- 79 My Wife Seems Cold and Aloof? No Matter, I’m a Weirdo! 憨憨老婆高冷？没事，我是变态！ 4.2kReads9.4Score45714d adds
- 80 We Got Our Marriage Certificate from the Start, So Why Does My Marriage-of-Convenience Wife Flirt with Me Every Day? 开局领证，形婚老婆怎么天天撩我 [Everyday sweetness, sweet romance, one heroine, marriage before love, she pursues him] After two years of being pressured by his family to marry and going on twenty-five arranged dates, Bai Jingchuan finally decides to go with the flow and find someone suitable for a marriage of convenience. His chosen partner is Li Qingyang, the campus belle who was the ideal girl in the hearts of countless boys throughout middle and high school. He never imagined someone like her would agree to a marriage of 10kReads9.1Score80114d adds
- 81 If I’d Known He Was the Heavenly Lord, I Wouldn’t Have Teased Him 要知道他是天君，我就不调戏了 Pure, brainless sweetness! [The heroine is sweet and wild, a white lotus and a tea-sipping schemer VS the hero is obedient and shy, with a bit of darkness] Hua Jiuli, the Fox King, was terrible at judging people. Her demon core was shattered, her spirit was unstable, and she nearly died. Luckily, Heaven has a kind heart and, since she hadn’t committed any grave sins, um... well, fate simply wasn’t ready to let her die. She met a little Daoist boy born with a naturally righteous aura. The little 726Reads9.0Score10214d adds
- 82 The Confucian Sword Immortal: Ten Years of Study, Righteousness Sweeps Across the Heavens 儒剑仙：读书十年，浩气荡青天 After transmigrating into the body of a down-and-out scholar, Chen Ning studies diligently, determined to travel to the capital and sit the imperial examinations. It is only when he accidentally touches his maid's fox tail that he discovers this world is nowhere near as simple as it seems! Luckily, Chen Ning awakens the Confucian Sage System in time, allowing him to slay demons and study every day. [You studied the Analects and grasped a divine ability: Purple Qi at Your Side] [You recited The G 12.1kReads9.2Score1.1k14d adds
- 83 I Was Captured by the Female Emperor Right After Ascending 刚飞升就被女帝活捉 [Soft and Adorable Female Emperor + Male Lead Who Says One Thing but Means Another + One Female Lead + Sweet Romance + A Little Silly + Proceed with Caution] Invincible, ascend to immortality, enemies across the world, captured alive by the soft and adorable Female Emperor, cultivate, make a comeback, take revenge, dominate the heavens! Everything above was a lie. After being captured alive by the soft and adorable Female Emperor, I cultivate and, along the way, fall into a sweet romance! 411Reads7.1Score10014d adds
- 84 I Just Turned into a Vampire, and the Campus Belle Dragged Me Home 刚变吸血鬼，就被校花学姐抓回家 [One Female Lead + Light Action + Badass Heroine + Super-Sweet Romance] Su Xiyan is the school’s unanimously acclaimed beauty and a young genius in the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity: the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo has just transmigrated when he discovers he’s become a weak, helpless little vampire. From the start, Su Xiyan captures him and takes him home. From then on, Chen Shuo lives by just two rules. “First: Su Xiyan is always right.” “Second: If Su Xiyan is wrong 5.4kReads8.9Score59214d adds
- 85 You Said We’d Keep Things Innocent! Now You’ve Married the Demoness 说好清清白白！你把女魔尊娶回家 (Slice of life) (One female lead) Su Chen transmigrates into the body of the Demon Emperor’s furnace cauldron. Every day is worse than death, and all he wants is to escape. So he joins forces with Fang Nan, a reincarnated empress who has been imprisoned, and they successfully break out. He latches onto her for protection and, whenever he gets the chance, curses the Demon Emperor, her sworn enemy. “That she-demon must be hideous. Ugly inside and out, with a heart as small as a needle’s eye!” 13.3kReads9.0Score1.3k14d adds
- 86 I Thought You Were My Mortal Enemy. Why Do You Want to Get Into My Bed? 我拿你当死对头，你想钻我被窝？ [Hilarious, Everyone's Favorite + Entertainment Industry + Two Top-Tier Stars + Sweet Romance + Mutual Salvation] Top-tier starlet Jiang Wannian was born with a pair of fox eyes, bright and bewitching, beautiful enough to steal anyone's soul. She has one sworn enemy she hates more than anyone: Shen Wang, a legendary top-tier star whom countless fans worship like a god. They appear together for the first time on a variety show livestream. Shen Wang loses a game, and the host makes him call the fi 6.7kReads9.3Score68014d adds
- 87 They Asked Me to Be Their Strategist, but I Became the Target 求我当军师，攻略对象竟成自己 [Lighthearted Daily Life] [One Female Lead] [Not Reborn] [No System] To firmly resist his dad's attempts to arrange a blind date for him, Gu Miao is determined to make a name for himself. He becomes a Cupid with a modest reputation at school, thanks to his wide range of expertise and outstanding matchmaking skills. Then the best friend of the stunning campus beauty hurriedly seeks him out, hoping Gu Miao can help her find the perfect match within a month. Otherwise, she'll have to go home and me 1.7kReads8.8Score27014d adds
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The Wife I Bought for Two Spirit Stones Is Actually the Demon Sect's Female Emperor 两块灵石买的媳妇，竟是魔门女帝
[One heroine + tsundere empress + says one thing, means another + sweet romance + everyday life + love grows over time + lots of interaction between the leads] A slow-paced story. The male lead is no overpowered hero, and he won’t be cool, flashy, arrogant, or domineering. Chen Jia’s daily life as a cultivator: refining pills, practicing cultivation, and taking care of his wife. Chen Jia got lucky. He had been transmigrated for two and a half years when his System finally finished loading. But t
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- 89 I’m Just Hiding My Cultivation. You Really Think You Can Bully Me? 隐藏修为而已，你真当我好欺负？ [Male lead invincible from the start + one heroine + whiny System + eliminate every threat + sly male lead + yandere heroine + ruthless male lead] Jun Jiuxiao transmigrated into this fantasy world with no golden finger and no System. Blessed with exceptional talent, he was taken in by the Holy Land's Saint Lord, who treated him like his own son. Afraid he'd become cannon fodder for some protagonist's rise to power, Jun Jiuxiao acted cautiously and kept a low profile, following the cautious path. 29.5kReads7.9Score3.2k14d adds
- 90 EN Transmigrated into a Women's Novel: Don't Be Afraid, Master, I'll Carry 穿书女频：师尊别怕，我来c [One Female Lead + Female Master and Male Disciple + Gentle White-Haired Master + A Scheming Disciple Who Is an Expert at Pretending + Underhanded Tactics + Ruthless] What? The gentle, white-haired master is actually a yandere? Qin Chuan fell asleep and woke up in another world, turned into a toddler. The moment he arrived, a demon cultivator was trying to eat a child, and he was that child. Luckily, a white-haired immortal maiden suddenly appeared and saved him. He fell in love with her at firs 4.3kReads8.3Score39914d adds
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Transmigrating into a Women's Novel, I Became a Do-Nothing Prince 穿越女频，我成了摆烂皇子
In the world of a romance novel, the reborn heroine returns for revenge at her weakest and most vulnerable moment. Suddenly, the danger is gone! The woman looks at everything before her in confusion. Not far away, the Ninth Prince, rumored to have no ambition and to spend all his time lazing about, smiles with satisfaction...
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Cool and Aloof at the Lectern by Day, Female Professor Begging Me to Hold Her at Night 白天讲台高冷，夜里女教授求我抱
[One heroine + maxed-out male lead + secret romance + extreme contrast + sugary everyday life] “Chen Qi, please answer this question.” On the first day of term, the whole school’s feared, icy beauty of a professor, Song Shiwei, stood at the lectern, her expression cold as ice. The entire class sat in terrified silence. Chen Qi rose to his feet, his gaze passing over the faintly reddened collarbones beneath her white shirt. He gave her a knowing smile. “Professor Song, didn’t I already hand in my
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I Encounter a Female Ghost from the Start, and She Clings to Me to Absorb My Yin Energy 开局遇女鬼，被我抱紧大腿吸阴气
(System + mental illness + perversion + comedy + supernatural resurgence + one female lead) Su Qing was scrolling on his phone by the roadside when he happened to come across a rumor: a female college student had drowned in a lake at a park near his home, and her body still hadn't been found. Late at night, nearby residents could hear a series of mournful wails, which were truly terrifying. As a flower of the motherland wearing a red scarf, Su Qing resolutely decided to dive into the lake and re
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I Left My Sect to Become a Rogue Cultivator, One Frost-Cold Sword Shakes the Nine Provinces 我已弃宗当散修，一剑霜寒动九州
Genius protagonist + white-robed sword cultivator + multiple identities + heavenly taboo + one heroine, no romantic ambiguity + two powerful leads saving each other + sweet on the outside, dark within + ensemble cast + no System "The Heavenly Dao wants us to kill each other for nine lifetimes?" "Then in this life, we’ll do the opposite: slay the heavens together!" He was once Lord Han Yuan, as pristine as moonlight and wind, with both divine and demonic nature and chaos within him. She was the
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- 95 After I Left, Why Are You Crying and Begging Me to Come Back? 我走后，为什么又哭着求我回来？ [Wish fulfillment, the art of cultivating a twisted self, the carefree life of the ultimate archvillain, and the Life Choice System.] Ye Qiu transmigrated! He found himself in a vast, primordial world, during the period of recovery and rebuilding after the great calamity that had struck all races. His father was the Demon King Who Repels the North, one of the Seven Kings of the Frontier. His mother was the sole heir to the Tidehearing Sword Pavilion. His maternal grandfather was the master of 183.4kReads8.7Score21.6k14d adds
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One Sword Opens the Immortal Gate 一剑，开仙门
Classical xianxia romance + swordsmanship + immortal cultivation + love + the heavens and myriad worlds + one heroine + no harem + no stupidity + no mindless decisions + comedy + wild imagination Thirty thousand years ago, a great war to destroy the immortals erupted in the metaverse. The Immortal Court collapsed, the Heavenly Dao was damaged, and spiritual energy dissipated. The entire metaverse split apart into various domains, including the Myriad Heavens, the Sacred, the Demonic, and the Spi
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- 97 EN High Seas Survival: I Start with a Ghost Ship 全民大航海，我开局一条幽灵船 The print edition of The Voyage of the Dread Sea is now available on major platforms. [Seafaring] [Survival] [Disasters] [Shipbuilding] [Talents] [Cthulhu Mythos] [One Female Lead] Everyone transmigrates, and Yang Yi, as a player, is forced to join a global seafaring survival game. Some lucky players get special ships. Like the Iron Will, armed to the teeth. Like the Gale, which rides the wind and waves and is almost impossible to spot. Like the Ironhead, with its massive ram and a charge that n 271.4kReads9.4Score27.8k14d adds
- 98 Kill That Immortal 杀死那个神仙 Warning: The male lead kills the female lead from the start! If that bothers you, turn left! [This really is a very fun novel] [It’s really not that scary] [Trust me] The world says that immortals are noble, compassionate, and kind, that they stand above all things. So kill that immortal!!! 1.3kReads9.3Score10114d adds
- 99 The World's Number One Must Be Pretty Fast at Running Away 天下第一跑路一定很快吧 [Invincible Protagonist + Lighthearted + One Heroine + Sweet Romance] There is a young swordswoman, so poor she can barely get by, leading a skinny horse and determined to right every wrong in the world; A young wanderer tries to make a living by the roadside; A naive monster and an innkeeper; To the east is an elegant young gentleman who cares far too much about saving face; And a legitimate princess who became a nun halfway through life to avenge the man stolen from her; This is the story of t 15.8kReads9.5Score1.4k14d adds
- 100 Reborn as the Demon King, I'm Bringing a Shockingly Wild Vibe to Another World 穿成魔王，给异世界来点整活震撼 After transmigrating and becoming a Demon King, Li Wei set out to conquer the world, only to discover that his path to domination had gone a little astray. Why have my slimes grown tentacles?! Why are my skeleton soldiers glowing with holy light?! Why are all my minotaur warriors hopeless romantics?! Why has everything gone so off the rails?! Still, at least I have my dear companion. Look at her: she was once the Sword Hero, but now she’s a bandit, a thief, a shut-in, and a traitor to humanity.. 5.4kReads9.4Score45514d adds
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