My Wife Seems Cold and Aloof? No Matter, I’m a Weirdo!

Name: My Wife Seems Cold and Aloof? No Matter, I’m a Weirdo!
Author: Such a Huge Iris

憨憨老婆高冷？没事，我是变态！

by Such a Huge Iris (好大一朵鸢尾花)

Status: Completed
Length: 543k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Everyday
Updated: 2y ago
English: RandomTL: Request

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Synopsis

Tags:

[One Female Lead] [Romance] [Everyday Life] [Marriage Before Love] [Very Sweet] [Lighthearted] [Healing]

Jiang Xiaobei’s secret is that she can’t remember anyone’s face.

Lin Jiuwu: “You have face blindness.”

Jiang Xiaobei: “I do. So we can come up with a code phrase. Next time we meet, you can call me by my name. I’m After Rain on Empty Mountain, and you’re Autumn Weather.”

Lin Jiuwu: “...”

This sounds like a secret rendezvous.

What’s it like to have a wife with face blindness?

One woman with face blindness answered, “Look on the bright side. I may not remember your face yet, but your aura is one of a kind. I can easily pick you out of a crowd by your aura.”

Lin Jiuwu asked eagerly, “What kind of aura? Is it because I’m handsome?”

Jiang Xiaobei: “Wrong! It’s because you’re lewd.”

Lin Jiuwu: “...”

“You were once the moonlight in my heart.”

A bright full moon hangs high in the sky, belonging to no one. When you open the window and look up at it, you can’t help but feel its cool solitude.

But now, he can hold her hand.

“You are the cinnabar mole etched deepest in my heart,” Lin Jiuwu said.

The springtime stretches on.

Jiang Xiaobei gazed at him, her emotions welling beneath the surface. “Even if I can’t see this world clearly, you are still the center of my world. In a bustling crowd, I can always find your hand without fail and answer you with a passionate, heartfelt kiss.”

Other names

Married for Three Years, but My Wife Can't Recognize Faces结婚三年，但老婆脸盲Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

261Chapters

4kReads · 30 days

708.3kReads · all time

463Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.4Score

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I won't comment on the writing style since I'm not an expert, but I found it very enjoyable. The female lead's thought process is a little eccentric, but still within the realm of normalcy, and I quite liked it. The logical consistency of the male and female leads' actions is unlike anything I'd read in a Tomato novel. If I had to nitpick, I felt the romance progressed a little too quickly.
64 likes2y ago
Sweet, I was smiling like an aunt the whole time. Although the female lead is face-blind, there were no scenes where she mistook someone else for the male lead. There weren't many female supporting characters, no ambiguity, and it was 1v1 the whole time. The female lead's personality really resonated with me 💕
50 likes2y ago
Great read! For a seasoned bookworm like me, this kind of romance is just right—not too overpowering, it flows smoothly without feeling jarring or abrupt. A good book! [Learned something new]
49 likes2y ago
It was a great watch; I laughed throughout. I hope the female lead's face blindness will improve later on.
43 likes2y ago
What a great book! Holy crap, finally, it's not the same old Bai Youchu female lead trope! This female lead is so cute, oh my god!
39 likes2y ago
First, let me share my personal opinion. This isn't a slow-paced book, so those who prefer a faster pace can also give it a try. I don't like books that are too fast or too slow, and this book strikes a perfect balance. Second, the characters are vividly and sweetly portrayed.
29 likes2y ago
This is all subjective judgment; I recommend you take a look. It's sweet, but not completely sweet. How to put it? It deviates a bit from my expectations, but it's still okay. The progress between the male and female leads is a bit confusing? (Not in a negative sense). Sometimes it seems like there should be some progress (referring to their relationship), but nothing actually happens.
21 likes2y ago
I've read almost 50% of it, so I'm adding a five-star review. While the author's writing style isn't exceptional, there are almost no typos, and rarely any name errors like in other novels. The novel's subject matter and story are very fresh; it's definitely not the kind of mindless story where you can predict the plot without even thinking.
14 likes1y ago
This is the first time I've seen Tomato (the author) write such a sweet and fluffy novel without any major flaws. The romance between the male and female leads develops quite quickly, unlike other books that drag on for fifty chapters without clearly defining their relationship, just forcing the plot (you can judge which books those are for yourself).
13 likes2y ago
Okay, I've finished watching it, and that's when I started writing my thoughts. First, let's talk about what viewers care about most: the female lead's family background is problematic. Her mother doesn't like children, and she was likely raised by her grandmother. After her grandmother passed away, she grew up and went abroad.
12 likes10mo ago