Funny Supernatural Stories with Taoist Priests: No Idiots, No Overpowered Nonsense, and No Goody-Two-Shoes Heroes 灵异文搞笑,道士,不脑残,牛逼,不圣母
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Monks Don't Give Their Names, Daoists Don't Speak of Their Lifespans, but I Can Exorcise Ghosts 僧不言名道不言寿但我会驱鬼
He was nearly buried alive at birth. The venerable Taoist Zhang Jiuye defied fate and changed his destiny, but in doing so planted a curse: he was fated to face three tribulations. At sixteen, he was summoned to call back a soul, then fought the Five Plague Gods by night, only to have his spirit dragged into a temple in the underworld! At nineteen, his life-and-death trial arrived, and beneath the Laojun Temple, a mysterious stone slab sealed away for a thousand years was unearthed... Other peop
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- 302 A Laid-Back Golden Core, Refusing to Ascend 摆烂金丹,拒绝飞升 A Laid-Back Golden Core Cultivator Refuses to Ascend 4Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Strange Gate Subdues the Eight Wastelands 奇门镇八荒
My name is Yang Yufan. I was born with a pair of yin-yang eyes, and my grandfather taught me the arts of the Qimen. I thought that becoming an inheritor of the Qimen tradition would make me a fortune-teller... But who could have guessed that I’d end up as one of the saints guarding the Eight Wastelands? I’ll tell you the story of what happened in my own words!
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- 304 Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Arrives 大秦:雄主临世 Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Takes the Stage 9Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Patriarch of Taoism 道家祖师
As the old saying goes, one person shouldn’t enter a temple, and two people shouldn’t peer into a well. One rainy night, I went into a ruined temple all by myself.
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- 306 Captain of the Faqiu Order: The Lost Coffin of Mount Mang 发丘中郎将·邙山遗棺 The Tomb Raider General: The Ancient Coffin of Mount Mang 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 307 I Can Only Fight Monsters, and That Lets Me Cultivate? What Is This, Liaozhai? 只会打怪,就能修仙?什么聊斋! From the start, he accidentally eats a dragon's egg, gets chased by the dragon, and stumbles into the world of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio! Kill the monsters, keep the pretty spirits! Then he discovers that killing ghosts and monsters lets him gain their abilities! Magical treasures, cultivation techniques, buried riches? Wait, can he also score treasures and techniques by taking in spirits? Any way of recruiting them works~ 153Reads—Score—14d adds
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A Child Beats an Old Ghost 小孩打老鬼
“Linlin, I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear?” “The bad news.” “You won’t live to see twenty.” “Oh. Then what’s the good news?” “You have the merits of ten lifetimes. That means once you die, you can become a judge in the underworld.” “Those are both good news, Dad. Don’t worry. Once I get down there, I’ll find a way to bring you down too.” Time stop, time stop Invasion, invasion
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Reborn in Another World as a Fortune-Teller, Now I'm Invincible 重生异世当神棍,无敌了
Rebirth with supernatural powers + paranormal thrills Qiu Zeyu had gone to the renowned Immortal Mountain to pray for wealth. As luck would have it, the God of Wealth answered his prayer: on his way down the mountain that very day, he tripped and took a spectacular tumble, conveniently crashing into the stone lion in front of the Seven Star Altar. That triggered his supernatural ability to see things from other dimensions. He also gained an exceptionally beautiful and powerful master, who besto
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- 310 Reborn One Month Earlier: The Heart I Gave Away Will Find Its Home at Last 重生一月前:错付的真心终有归处 Reborn One Month Earlier: At Last, My Misplaced Love Finds Its Home 9Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Taoist Temple Goes Bankrupt! The Little Taoist Heads Down the Mountain to Seek His Childhood Friend 道观破产!小道士下山投奔竹马
[This story is entirely fictional. The setting is imaginary, so please don’t take it seriously!] Master said Jian Xi was born to make a living from the occult! Of the Five Afflictions and Three Deprivations, Jian Xi had two! Of widowhood, spinsterhood, orphanhood, and disability, she had orphanhood! That’s right, she was an orphan, taken in as a child! Of the Three Deprivations, she had poverty! That’s right, she could never save money, and she wasn’t allowed to have any! Sure enough, Master tra
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The Maoshan Daoist: Quest for the Tripod Across the Nine Provinces 茅山道士,九州寻鼎记
It is only natural for Maoshan to have Daoist priests, and it is easy enough to accept that ghosts and monsters exist in the world. But a Dragon Palace in Weishan Lake? Does that surprise you? Chen Gangdan, whose ancestors belonged to the imperial family, was blessed in misfortune as a child when he was taught Maoshan magic. But he unexpectedly discovered that his bloodline was deeply afflicted by a curse. The same curse had also befallen two other people. What secret do they share? How can the
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- 313 Urban Demon Martial Arts: Where Martial Arts and Monsters Coexist 都市妖武:武道和妖怪共存 Urban Demons and Martial Arts: Martial Arts and Monsters Coexist 5Reads—Score—14d adds
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Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio: I Asked You to Repay Your Debt, Not Paint Skins and Ghosts 聊斋:让你还债,没让你画皮画鬼
[Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio + Bizarre Cultivation + No System + Subverting Expectations + Folk Supernatural Tales + Becoming a God Through Painting + Dark Tone + Lovecraftian Horror + Clever Protagonist + Decisive and Ruthless + Not Mindless Wish Fulfillment] Transmigrating into Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, I find myself trapped in the deadly predicament of The Painted Skin from the start, and saddled with an unpayable debt to the dead? Don't panic. I have a White Bone Brush tha
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- 315 The Little Taoist Goes Down the Mountain and Is Spoiled by Her Six Big Brothers 小道士下山被六个哥哥团宠了 The Xiao family finally found their little girl, who had been missing for over three years. They never expected she could catch ghosts and draw talismans, or take pulses and perform acupuncture. She can read faces and summon souls, and still finds time to set up a street stall and make some extra money. She has to outsmart her uncle, aunt, and little cousin. She has to help her eldest brother treat his leg. She has to go to the clinic with her second brother. She has to use divination to help he 4.3kReads9.2Score47314d adds
- 316 The Mad Consort by Proxy: Prince, I Hope You're Well 《替嫁疯妃,王爷别来无恙》 My Replacement Bride Is a Madwoman, Stay Away, Prince! 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 317 The Three-Year-Old Little Taoist Priest Doted on by Two Powerful Families 三岁小道士被财权两大家族团宠了 No CP Qiqi, a three-year-old little girl, was stolen by villains at birth and abandoned in a remote mountain village in the southwest. A Taoist master passing by on his way down the mountain found her and took her back to his temple. The master discovered that the little girl had exceptional aptitude and was a rare metaphysical genius. From the time she could babble, he kept her by his side and personally taught her Taoist magic and arts. When Qiqi was a little over three, she went down the moun 3.2kReads9.2Score33514d adds
- 318 Wrongfully Imprisoned for Five Years, the Business World's Disowned Son Returns in Triumph 蒙冤五载,商界弃子强势归来 Falsely Accused for Five Years, the Business World's Castoff Returns in Force 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 319 A Marriage Contract, and the Cold CEO Secretly Falls for Me 合约成婚,冷面总裁悄悄动心了 A Contract Marriage, and the Cold-Faced CEO Secretly Falls for Her 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 320 In 1998, I Saw the Future at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 1998年,我在供销社看见未来 In 1998, I Saw the Future at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 10Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Shroud Tailor 寿衣匠
[Supernatural Horror + Leveling + Supernatural Collecting + No Romance, Healing] It may start slowly, but if you keep reading, you should find something to enjoy. The most obsessive attachments in this world turn into threads. My job is to find them, weave them into a shroud for battle, and uphold my own sense of justice! [Thread of Worry]: A mother’s concern that she never forgot, even in death. I drape it over myself, and it blocks a deadly curse for me. [Thread of Scent]: A stray dog’s longin
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The Bowl of Seven Emotions 七情碗
After her biological father and half-sister drove her out of the house, Tang Susu sneered, climbed into her understated Maserati, and reclaimed the keepsakes her mother had left behind. She became the new master of the Seven Emotions Bowl. With her golden finger in hand, she and the Tang family became strangers from then on. Revenge was only the beginning. Mr. CEO, try to keep a low profile! A sage once took water from the Yellow Springs, soil from the underworld, and fire from purgatory, then m
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Edict: After the Hour of the Dog 敕令:戌时之后
A folk-horror tale: one official dispatch has been held up for three years. The speaker is Shen Yan, a registrar in Bianzhou. The dispatch was held up three months ago, and nobody dared take it on. Of the two who did, one grew a black ring around the back of his neck, while the other lost an eyelid. Three lines were written on the dispatch: Wherever it passes, there will be no rain for three years. After the hour of the Dog, do not enter any place with a threshold. There are only three rules: fi
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Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙
Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand
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Tales of the Strange: The Fortune Teller 民间异闻之摊师
Supernatural, mystery, Liu Yifei, set in the world of Meet Yourself Every street stall holds a story, whether heartwarming, terrifying, or deeply poignant. In the darkness, all kinds of people in strange professions live through one bizarre experience after another.
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Rule-Based Livestream: Why Do I Still Have to Work Like a Pack Mule After I Die? 规则直播:怎么死了还要做牛马
[Rule-Based Livestream + Horror + Comedy] Listen, whoever you are, stay alive! Otherwise, even after you die, you'll have to toil away like me... Mysteriously bound to a livestream from the afterlife, I decided to let loose.
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Night After Night, I Dream of a Red-Clad Woman from a Thousand Years Ago Pressing Down on Me 夜夜梦回,千年红衣压我身
Supernatural / Mystery / Horror / Past and Present Lives / Tragic Romance / Two Powerful Leads Every night, I dream of sharing a bed with a stunning woman in ancient dress. Then a Taoist priest told me I was being haunted by a red-clad ghost, and said he would let me see with my own eyes what she was "really" doing to me.
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There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟
(Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon-
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- 329 There's a Little Ghost at the Bottom of the River, and He Calls Me Dad 江底有个小鬼,他喊我爸爸 Blurb One: The corpse retrievers of Cangjiang have one rule: never look back. That day, I broke the rule and turned to look at the river. A child stood beneath the water, his face deathly pale as he smiled at me. That night, he crouched beside my bed and timidly called me “Uncle.” I didn’t think much of it until he told me, “You look like my dad.” Only later did I learn that this little ghost was the corpse I had pulled from the river with my own hands three years earlier. He called me Dad for t 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Daoist Physician Changes Fate: From the Start, He Makes the Black and White Impermanence Work Overtime 道医改命:开局让黑白无常加班
The hospital gave me just two years to live. Then a mysterious Daoist healer handed me a poison: "Take this, and you'll be healthy and safe for twenty years!" As I coughed up blood and hovered on the brink of death, I saw him order the Black and White Impermanence to alter the Book of Life and Death: "Add two more years. Make it a nice round number!" Later, Kyoto's powerful elite fought tooth and nail to beg me to poison them: "Divine Doctor Yang, please let me die once!"
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My True-Life Paranormal Encounters: The Bizarre Things I've Experienced 亲身灵异实录:我经历的邪门事儿
Based on true events, firsthand accounts. Over the course of my life, I’ve encountered far too many bizarre things that science can’t explain. On a stormy night, a nightclub hostess was pinned down by a ghost in her sleep. Something furry crouched on her chest, and a seductive moan like a fox’s cry sounded beside her ear. She began to walk with a sway, her eyes shining like a fox’s, and the men around her started meeting with strange accidents one after another: the boss’s brakes failed in a c
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The Ghost King Is Sealed Inside Me, Yet I’m a Good-for-Nothing 体内封印鬼王,我却是个废柴
A rainy night in a cemetery, a man-eating black cat, a man searching for his late daughter, a school guard hanged on the stairs, a wedding coffin sealed with red paper, a grotesque face hiding in a mirror... What secrets lie behind it all? What other mysterious events will Wang Shier, the gravekeeper, have to face? As terror and dread slowly close in, those secrets seem to be steering his fate. (The stories in this book are all adapted from real events. If anything sounds familiar, it is pure co
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- 333 I Had Just Mastered the Purple Sky Divine Thunder When a Hundred Ghosts Appeared at Night 刚修成紫霄神雷,就遇到百鬼夜行 “Young man, you’re a cultivation genius the likes of which appears once in a thousand years. Come with me, and I’ll give you an incredible opportunity.” When Gu Changsheng met a charlatan in the park, he planned to play along and expose him. But as soon as the Daoist reached the mountain, he started flying on a sword. Uh-oh. Looks like this one’s the real deal. Gu Changsheng was filled with anticipation, imagining himself living the life of an immortal in white robes. Instead, on his very f 19.1kReads8.3Score1.3k14d adds
- 334 EN The Last Bus on Route 13 13路末班车 I'm the driver of the last bus on Route 13. Every night at eleven, I have to make a run to the suburbs. This book is addictive, so don't blame me if you can't put it down! In this novel, even the sharp-tongued readers who always guess the plot right will find themselves repeatedly proven wrong. You might find yourself asking, “What's going on? What's going on?” Don't doubt your sanity. Just keep reading. A story that keeps you on edge, here to save readers suffering from a reading drought! 13.5kReads9.2Score1.7k14d adds
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I Am Daoist Lin Jiu. I Invite You All to Your Deaths 贫道林九请诸位赴死
[System] [the Myriad Worlds] [Daoist Arts] [Uncle Nine] The red string and glutinous rice remain to this day, but the Daoist Lin of old is no more. Uncle Nine of the Myriad Worlds introduced countless transmigrators to the world, yet they always treated him as a stepping stone. Few remembered his kindness or helped him rise to greatness. When the "Supreme Dao Ancestor System" descends upon Uncle Nine, what sparks will fly between an unreliable System and an upright, slightly cunning Uncle Nine?
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- 336 Qiusheng, Bound to a Martial Arts System 绑定武道系统的秋生 Drive out demons with martial might, banish ghosts with the Dao, master both martial arts and the Dao, and become the Martial Sage of the mortal world. One blade to destroy the Eastern Seas, one sword to slay gods and demons, one halberd to shatter Heaven's will. Shatter the void with martial might and stride across the myriad realms, suppress the heavens and rise above the nine skies. Defy Heaven and slay the Dao to become the exalted one, live free and proud, and attain eternal transcendence. 4.5kReads7.6Score28914d adds
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Tales of the Strange from the Classic of Mountains and Seas: The Goofball God's Comeback 山海异闻录:逗比大神的逆袭
Delivery rider Chen Doudou unexpectedly gains the ability to form contracts with the strange beasts of the Classic of Mountains and Seas. He lies flat at work while unlocking ancient mythical beasts, giving face-slapping comebacks to his crooked boss, and uncovering treasures in hidden realms...
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This Streamer's Mouth Has Been Blessed, But Not Quite All the Way 这个主播的嘴,开过光但又没全开
[Livestreaming + Anti-Trope + Taoist Descends the Mountain + Words Become Law + Hellish Streamer + Law of Causality + Spiritual Qi Revival] Ye Jiaqi transmigrates to a parallel world as a young Taoist priest and obtains a System. Taoism is in decline in this world, and no one believes in it, so he comes up with the idea of livestreaming to spread its teachings far and wide. To gain exposure, he burns incense and grants wishes for people online, but every wish comes at a price. And so, the livest
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- 339 The Living Must Keep Away 活人回避 Originally titled Living People, Keep Away. An antique set me on a desperate path. From then on, just to stay alive, I became a yin walker who dealt with the dead and the walking corpses. Three years searching for dragon veins, ten years locating acupoints, roaming between yin and yang, dealing in ghosts and spirits. I kept walking, struggling my way to where I am today. 2.7kReads8.9Score32714d adds
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Memoirs of a Spirit-Medium Taoist 出马道士回忆录
First establish a spirit-medium altar, then head to Bayu to study the ritual arts. A Qingwei disciple, holding the rank of Dujiao, with a white crane in his cave. A book of real experiences, true stories, and popular science! Everything in this book comes from my own real experiences and true stories! This book only covers things that really happened. It contains no fantasy or cultivation tales!
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I Am Intersex 我是阴阳人
My mother said that when I was born, her first reaction was to strangle me, because it was impossible to tell whether I was male or female. My grandmother called me a freak and a jinx, saying I would only bring shame on the family. It was then that my maternal grandmother, who had traveled all the way from the countryside to visit my mother, adopted me. So, by chance, I got to enjoy a pure childhood, free from scornful looks. Following my half-immortal grandmother, I unexpectedly discovered how
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Special Operations Bureau 特事行动科
One thousand three hundred and ninety years ago, under the emperor’s direction, human adepts gained control of the “Void” and used it to create the “Wall,” which separated the real world from the anomalous one. After more than six centuries of effort by adepts from various schools, the anomalous remnants in the real world were finally purged, leaving humanity with a world of its own. Anomalous creatures became demons, ghosts, gods, and monsters in tales of the strange. As time passed, the adepts
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- 343 A World of Fireflies 萤萤众生 When I was thirteen, I had an accident and nearly died. Everything I saw and felt was horrifying, and I could only keep company with bad luck. But I swore a solemn oath: I would not fail Heaven and Earth or my parents, nor harm my friends and family. I would hurt only myself, devote myself to goodness, and hold fast to sincerity! From then on, I walked between the realms of yin and yang, sought a master and learned the Dao, awakened my spiritual senses, and slew demons and evil spirits... I fear 8.1kReads9.2Score77914d adds
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Miss, Wait Up, Little Taoist 女施主:小道长留步
Witty and humorous + grounded in reality and rich in metaphor + ghost hunting and the supernatural A Taoist priest descends the mountain + an utterly doting big brother + a collection of short stories + long-term foreshadowing + guiding souls to the afterlife In 2026, I hunt ghosts and guide souls in the city. Only later did I realize that human hearts are far scarier than ghosts. I have just two kinds of clients: the living and the dead. The living pay me to solve their problems. The dead pay w
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Don’t You Feel Guilty Making a Living Selling Ghosts? 你当鬼贩子良心不会痛吗
[Ghost peddler + no female lead + bluffing + ghost summoner] Ghostly energy surges, and terror descends. Lu Jing inherits the funeral goods shop his grandfather left behind and becomes the best business partner the Spirit Guard Bureau could ask for. “Captain Fang, 30,000 for this B-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, 500,000 for this A-rank evil spirit. That's fair, right?” “Fair enough...” “Captain Fang, this Ghost King...” Watching Lu Jing remove
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- 346 Vivid as Life 栩栩若生 A fortune-teller said I was born destined for greatness, the reincarnation of the Flower Goddess, with the power to turn stones into gold and command flower spirits and tree sprites. Once I came of age, my family was sure to prosper. But when I was twelve, I came down with a strange illness. My fever wouldn’t break, and I kept seeing terrifying visions... In a dream, I met an old woman who told me to find an expert with supernatural powers to save my life. Millet to summon souls, altars and form 19.7kReads9.5Score3.4k14d adds
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Godfather of the Underworld: Starting by Tearing Evil Spirits Apart with My Bare Hands 地府教父:从手撕恶鬼开始
Death is not the end, but the start of a wild and violent journey! Lei Guangming, the ruthless Northeastern tough guy who settles arguments with his fists, kicks the rules of the underworld to pieces. He refuses to drink Granny Meng's soup, then leads an army of ten thousand beasts out of hell and back to the mortal world, swearing to build an absolute utopia of violence atop the dragon veins of Guandong. From all spirits paying homage in ancient forests deep in the mountains, to giant sea beast
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Clad in Purple Robes: From the Start, I Lured My Patriarch into Mining 紫袍加身:开局祖师被我拐去挖矿
Founding Master: “You little bastard, what do you want now?” “Just stay down there and mine in peace, Elder. Whether your grand-disciple gets to flirt with girls and buy a house up here is all up to you.” “Where’s your master? I’m going to clean house!” Young Taoist: “Don’t rush, sir. I’ll call him down to keep you company!” Master: ??? Emperor Fengdu cracks his whip across the old Taoist’s back: “Who the hell told you to slack off?” A roar comes from below: “You little brat! I’ll never forgive
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- 349 The Torment-Novel Heroine Is Busy Catching Ghosts 虐文女主忙抓鬼 [Comedy + transmigration + ghost hunting] Su Su opens her eyes to find herself in a hospital bed, with someone nearby trying to take her kidney. From the doctors' conversation, she realizes she's transmigrated? Into the very angst novel she had just complained about, and as the abused heroine, no less? Then Su Su discovers that the world of the book is actually supernatural. Isn't that her specialty? They dare abuse her? They have no idea what's coming. How about a female-ghost special, on the h 3.7kReads8.9Score49114d adds
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I Run a Pawnshop at the Border Between Yin and Yang 我在阴阳交界开典当行
City Life + Making Money + The Supernatural + Bureau 749 The rating has only just come in, so it will gradually rise. The living pawn their possessions to buy more years of life; the dead pawn theirs to make wishes come true. Whether in the underworld or the world of the living, desire is always endless. At a pawnshop on the boundary between yin and yang, the living come by day, and the dead arrive at night.
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