Funny Supernatural Stories with Taoist Priests: No Idiots, No Overpowered Nonsense, and No Goody-Two-Shoes Heroes 灵异文搞笑,道士,不脑残,牛逼,不圣母
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The Savior of the Capital 京师渡厄生
Everyone has monsters and carriers of negative energy around them. Sometimes they hide among the crowd, and sometimes they reveal themselves. They may save people or harm them. My job is to help people stay out of danger.
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If You Don't Understand, Don't Talk Nonsense: This Isn't a Mixed Spiritual Root 不懂别乱说,我这不是杂灵根
Xiao Yun transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, convinced that as someone from another world, he must have extraordinary talent. But the test reveals he has a mixed spirit root! He is even rejected as a servant disciple. With no one else willing to take him in, the senior sister of Little Bamboo Peak gives him a home. That very day, he completes the Qi Refining stage, and masters every cultivation technique as soon as he learns it... At the Seven Peaks Tournament six months later, the
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- 253 A Mortal Asks the Heavens: I Wish to Become an Immortal 凡人问天我欲成仙 [Traditional fantasy] [No System] Her parents disappeared, and her village was slaughtered. The boy was taken in by an immortal sect out of pity, but his useless spiritual roots earned him nothing but scorn. Even his master was mocked for accepting him. His master gave him a tattered book and told him it was an ancient secret scroll. But word of his useless reputation spread, and he endured humiliation wherever he went. One day, he happened to return home and discovered that the mysterious littl 39.3kReads9.0Score4k14d adds
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There’s a Ghost Inside Me 我的体内有只鬼
Vengeful ghosts awaken, and a hundred ghosts roam the night. Jiang Xiao transmigrates into this world for no apparent reason and finds himself surrounded by demons and monsters. But then he discovers that his shadow can devour ghosts without limit and gain their abilities. [Successfully devoured the White Mist Ghost. Ability acquired: Mist Form] [Successfully devoured the Hanging Ghost. Ability acquired: Shackles] [Successfully devoured the Bronze Ghost. Ability acquired: Copper Skin] [Successfu
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The Best Feng Shui Master on the Construction Site 工地最强建筑风水师
[If this caught your eye, it must be fate. Don't scroll away just yet.] This novel (campus opening + wild imagination + an expansive world) combines feng shui and the supernatural (using feng shui to weave the plot together), fantasy, magic, science fiction, parallel worlds, and time travel to the past. The pace picks up dramatically after Chapter 30, and the story strongly promotes traditional Chinese culture. Also known as From the Start with a Treasure Gourd to Help Me Destroy Demons Also kno
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749 Bureau: The Forbidden Return 749局之禁忌归来
[Mystery, imaginative twists, traditional supernatural horror, traditional fantasy, and modern technological civilization] From the day he was born, his fate was destined to be extraordinary. To protect the lasting prosperity of China's dragon veins, he led members of Bureau 749 across the world, eliminating evil entities from beyond the borders and vowing to keep the land secure forever. He is both an honored guest in the ghostly domain of Fengdu and the elusive "Mr. Nine" within Bureau 749. Ye
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It’s All the Underworld’s Fault 都是地府惹的祸
[System + leveling up + suspense] After I was hit by a basketball and fell into a lake, Black and White Impermanence brought me some bad news: I should have had another seventy years to live, but the basketball had killed me! To make up for the years I had lost, I became an officially employed member of the Underworld and got a Ghost Recruitment System! It turned out the Underworld was developing, too. As long as I helped recruit ghost talent, I could gain all kinds of abilities: spirit talisman
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You Asked Me to Tell Fortunes, but You Turned a Warlord into the Living Yama 让你算命,你把军阀投资成活阎王
In a chaotic Republic-era world, evil spirits run rampant, the Daoist sects are hidebound, and foreign occult forces are invading. After Chen Changsheng, a man blinded in both eyes, unexpectedly unlocks the Republic-era Fortune Venture Capital System, he can glimpse the fortune charts of all things and invest in down-and-out beings at rock-bottom prices. Once they survive their death trials, he reaps tenfold returns in fortune, cultivation, and magical treasures. He rejects the traditional path
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The Yin and Yang of the Mist 迷雾阴阳
The Municipal Public Security Bureau's Special Cases Investigation Division, or Special Investigations Division for short, specializes in supernatural incidents that defy rational explanation. Shen Yanzhi, an officer in the division who is calm, rational, and skilled in talismans and spells, meets Lin Mo, a descendant of a family of yin-yang masters whose bloodline can suppress evil forces and whose gentle nature conceals a stubborn streak, while investigating a case. Together, they gradually un
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- 260 I Picked Up a Republic-Era Ghost Wife 捡个民国鬼妻当老婆 Lin Mo, a greedy, lecherous relationship counselor, takes a bride price of a hundred thousand yuan to go on a matchmaking visit to a remote village. In a daze, he signs a marriage pact with the dead and marries a ghost bride from the Republic of China era who has been dead for eighty years! His left hand awakens as a Yin Hand: touch a ghost and it can be destroyed, touch a living woman and she suffers searing pain. Only a female ghost can approach him without harm. A cool, beautiful policewoman 157Reads—Score—14d adds
- 261 The Flip-Flop-Wearing Seer 人字拖神相 Wear the cheapest flip-flops, tell the most ruthless fortunes, put on the biggest show, and slap the hardest faces! His grandfather endured a fifty-year miscarriage of justice, living in humiliation. His father faked his death and spent twenty years undercover. And his own great-uncle turns out to be the biggest villain pulling the strings! Feng shui death traps, a wealthy family’s kidney-swapping conspiracy, a hundred-billion-yuan scam built around a dragon vein, a century-old blood feud within 29Reads—Score10314d adds
- 262 I Only Take on the Most Ominous Cases 我只收大凶之物 [Supernatural] + [Traditional Folk Customs] + [First-Person Narration] + [Chinese-Style Horror] + [Decisive and Ruthless] + [Not a Do-Gooder] + [One Female Lead] I was born in a rural village in the mountains of Southwest China. I'm a third-year university student, and I'm also a yin-yang master. Calling myself a yin-yang master is really just to make myself sound impressive. Back in my hometown, people in the countryside call someone like me a Daoist ritual master. Most people probably know a l 53Reads8.2Score—14d adds
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The Yin-Yang Divine Doctor 阴阳医神
Wang An is armed with ghost needles and a Demon-Beating Whip, and can control eight flying swords with his mind. He uses his skills to join the Paranormal Affairs Bureau, where he specializes in supernatural cases. During a mission, he uncovers a plot by Zhong Kui of the underworld. Zhong Kui plans to slaughter the living to expand his ranks of followers, build private temples to gather merit, and overthrow Emperor Yindu so he can rule in his place. The case also brings his family’s past to ligh
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Taoist Priest, Your Junior from the Supernatural Society Has Arrived! 道长,您的灵异社团学妹已到账!
[Plot-driven + fast-paced + suspense + Taoist priest + supernatural everyday life + multiple heroines] Bai Jiaojiao is a first-year college student. On her very first day of school, she ends up 30,000 yuan in debt and is forced to spend the rest of her life doing grunt work for Chen Mo, a Taoist priest in the university’s paranormal club. It all started because inexplicable supernatural incidents keep happening around her. But she’s so oblivious that she hardly cares. “There’s no such thing
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- 265 A Vicious Spirit Haunts the Village: I Slay Evil with My Ancestral Taoist Scripture 厉煞缠村:我靠祖传道书斩煞 A remote, isolated mountain village in the south: Heishui'ao Village. Nestled against the mountains and beside the water, it is shaded by towering ancient trees. The river bends and twists (water ghosts), the mountains are steep and rugged (dragon veins, dark arts), and the village's layout secretly aligns with an ancient formation (Qimen feng shui). Many taboos and eerie legends have been passed down here (ghostly walls, spirit possession). The villagers are simple yet ignorant and conservative 8Reads—Score—14d adds
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Livestream Fortune-Telling: Dare to Mess with Me? Close the Door and Let the Ghosts In! 直播算命:敢惹我,关门,放鬼!
[No Romance] [Mysticism] [Livestreaming] [Fortune-Telling] [Ghost-Hunting] She, Su Ran, was the most esteemed master's most prized disciple in the world of mysticism. Just as she was about to win after three hundred rounds of battle with a toad demon, her soul transmigrated to another world and possessed a girl who had fallen into a sewer. Oh my God, could anyone have it worse than me? To make sure she had enough to eat every day, she took to fortune-telling livestreams to make a living. Three r
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The Sobbing Maitreya 哽咽的弥勒
A truly thrilling horror fantasy, with a master like Lin Zhenying guiding you through terrifying adventures, slaying demons and monsters, exploring forbidden arts, and cultivating as a demon immortal. Once you start reading, you won't be able to stop. It's pure exhilaration from beginning to end!
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- 268 The Woman in the Closet 柜子里的女人 The Woman in the Cabinet 55Reads—Score—14d adds
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My Blind Date Fell Through, So My Ancestors Left Me Ten Billion in Ghost Money 相亲不成:祖宗给我存千亿冥币
[First person] [Mystery and the supernatural] [Mild horror] [Traditional fantasy, no cultivation]
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Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下
Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back!
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- 271 The Charlatan Stirs Up Heaven 神棍搅天 Master says disciples of the Way of the Sublime must not marry. But Master has a whole harem of lovers. At just eighteen, this young Taoist is cursed with irresistible charm. Beautiful women of the mortal world, seductive ghosts from the underworld, and celestial maidens keep him constantly occupied. Watch him get face-slapped by reality as he transforms from a simple, honest man into a shameless Taoist. He plays at life, and toys with people, ghosts, and immortals. Have a laugh, and don't take 1.6kReads6.6Score15614d adds
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The Outcast: Divine Mask, I Only Sing Eerie Operas 一人之下:神格面具,我只唱诡戏
“I perform only for ghosts, monsters, gods, and immortals. Will you become a ghost, or ascend to immortality?” Nuo opera bridges yin and yang. Eighteen-year-old Miaojiang Nuo performer Liu Huaige enters the world, bearing a spirit-contract System that lets him witness the past and future, disperse resentful souls, and suppress ghosts and gods. He makes contracts with powerful ghosts and fiends, turning them into divine masks. He can become Zhong Kui, the Demon-Quelling Lord, and swing his sword
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- 273 The Underworld Calls Me Little Ancestor 地府叫我小祖宗 This book is also known as: “After I Saved Humanity, the Heavenly Dao’s Great Powers Cast Me into the Eighteenth Level of Hell” Fahai, justice, swagger, face-slapping, decisive killing, play the pig to eat the tiger, supernatural horror. Fahai relied on the mighty Heavenly Dragon to subdue demons and exorcise evil, earning the rank of Arhat, yet he never reached the Land of Ultimate Bliss. Instead, the power of the Heavenly Dao cast him into the Eighteenth Level of Hell. After fighting his way o 8Reads—Score—14d adds
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I Have a Taoist Nun Friend Who Can Catch Ghosts 我有一个会捉鬼的道姑朋友
Ever since he ran into the young Daoist nun Xuanchengzi at Shangqing Palace, he's been dragged into one supernatural incident after another. A mortal and a Daoist nun bicker as they hunt ghosts, their legs shaking with fright even as they crack jokes. His close friends often get caught up in it too. This laughable, absurd, and wildly unconventional exorcism journey has begun...
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I'm a Good Man, I Tell You!!! 道爷我可是一个好人呐!!!
Amid the strict rules and mysterious atmosphere of the Heavenly Master’s Mansion on Longhu Mountain, Zhang Xuan grows up cold and ruthless after enduring the harsh treatment of his “father,” who beats and berates him at every turn. I seem to be a chess piece. Why should I let them use me as one? Everyone has their own little schemes. They say nine is the ultimate number! But they don’t know that nine is made up of three threes. Three little threes, hahaha! Since you insist on treating me like a
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The Female Side Character Woke Up to Find the Male Lead Begging for a Kiss 女配一睁眼,男主冷脸求亲亲
Brooding, unhinged male lead vs. proud, silly, timid beauty | Sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside male lead | Sweet romance | Both leads are each other’s first | Mostly everyday life | A slow-burn romance | Coercive possessiveness | Intense push and pull Only after Jiang Yumian died did she learn that she was not only the villainess in a book, but also a fake heiress. The poor student Qizhou, who had been switched with her at birth, was the real heir. In her previous life, she turned the re
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The End of the Daoist Age 道门末法年
The Daoist Sects’ Age of Decline: Secrets of the Three Realms The Immortal Realm has no time to spare for the mortal world. Yin Xi, a reincarnated disciple of the Three Pure Ones, awakens with no memories. He uncovers the secrets of the Daoist legacy, defies fate, and shakes the Three Realms to their core! Feuds, tangled romances, and battles against destiny await!
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After the College Entrance Exams, I Was Kidnapped and Forced to Become a Taoist Priest 高考后,我被拐去当道士
[Golden finger + top student + laid-back attitude; hilarious day-to-day life of a cultivator] (A friendly warning: This book contains lots of modern cultivation-world terminology, along with a complicated plot that makes absolutely no sense. Underage cultivators should read under the guidance of a powerful Nascent Soul expert.) Zhang Yizhou, the top scorer on the college entrance exam, is admitted by special exception to a Taoist academy because of his unusual destiny. Armed with a golden invita
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The Years I Didn't Become a Flood Dragon 我不做蛟龙的那些年
Three times I stormed the underworld to save my beloved, only to meet my end beneath the Five Thunderbolts. Good deeds bring good karma, and the soul never perishes. Watch me reincarnate and turn my life around. Expose the wicked, defeat great evil, untangle karmic ties, and sever worldly attachments. Will I pursue love to the very end, or ascend to become a dragon...?
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Playing at Gods and Ghosts: From Scraping By to Becoming a God 装神弄鬼:从苟活到封神
A modern man transmigrates to ancient times. To stay alive, he has no choice but to pretend to be a ghost or spirit. But as he goes on living, people throughout the land start calling him a “True Lord.” He panics. “I'm really not a god.” Nobody believes him. It takes him a while to understand: when you pretend to be a god or a ghost, the scariest thing isn't getting found out. It's someone actually believing you, then turning your act into a faith.
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The Ruyi Teahouse 如意茶馆
In a lively old town stands a century-old teahouse where residents and passing travelers come to rest. Who could have guessed the true meaning of the words “as you wish”? As you wish, as he wishes, or... as it wishes!
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This Is Hilarious! The Good-for-Nothing Little Celestial Master Is Haunted by a Ghost 笑死!废材小天师被鬼缠上了
(Now available on Tomato and Red Fruit animation platforms) In the ancient age of the Primordial World, Heaven and Earth were divided into yin and yang, and Mount Tai stood over the underworld. Zhang Xiaolin was an heir to the Celestial Masters' Mansion, but he was no good at exorcising ghosts or drawing talismans. He was also ridiculously cowardly. In a fit of pique, he ventured into the back hills and accidentally entered a sealed chamber, releasing the imprisoned Ghost King, Meng Guang. He me
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Cao Yang's Journey South 曹阳南下记
Passionate and exhilarating. Now complete. Read with confidence. Cao Yang heads south to seek refuge with his older sister, setting off wave after wave of upheaval…
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I Draw Talismans in Midair to Slay a Hundred Ghosts: I Am a Maoshan Celestial Master 凌空画符灭百鬼,我是茅山天师
[An immensely satisfying story+lots of perks+a lecherous, roguish young Maoshan Celestial Master wipes out a hundred ghosts+multiple heroines+ghosts run rampant] I am the seventy-second generation Seal-Bearing Celestial Master of Maoshan. I command thunder, fire, water, ice, and wood talismans, and understand the mysteries of heaven and earth. After twelve years of cultivation, I can gather spiritual energy into ink with a single finger, form spells in thin air, and wipe out a hundred ghosts wit
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A Modern Taoist Delivers Food 现代道士送外卖
A modern young Taoist from the countryside specializes in dealing with all kinds of supernatural incidents. Unsatisfied with his lot, he sets off alone for a major city, only to find that the only job he can get there is food delivery. What he never expected was that the outside world would be a world of cultivation.
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The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀
The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri
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- 287 I Find Treasures at the Junkyard, and One Glance Tells Me Their Past and Future 废品站捡宝,我一眼断古今 I Find Treasures at the Scrap Yard, and Can Tell an Antique's Age at a Glance 49Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Coffin Maker 棺匠
I'm a coffin keeper. I entered this line of work after joining my master at the age of nine. At first, I didn't believe there were ghosts in this world. Then, after a series of strange encounters, I gradually discovered the other side of the world...
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- 289 The Heiress Returns to Her Family 千金回归一家亲 The Heiress Returns, Reuniting the Family 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 290 Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (Part One) 纸扎阴铺(一) Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (1) 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 291 The Cold and Pure Saintess's Devoted, Rebellious Disciple 清寒圣女的忠犬逆徒 An old yellow dog from the mortal world is reborn in the body of Wang Wang, a young disciple of the Tianxuan Sect, becoming an oddity with a human body and a dog's soul. At the Spirit-Testing Ceremony, the instant the master of ceremonies calls his name, instinct takes over and he barks, sending the whole crowd into laughter. The elders all demand that he be expelled from the sect. But golden light shoots into the sky from the spirit-testing stone, revealing a top-grade mutated beast spirit root 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Phoenix of Qishan 岐山凤
[Mystery × Lovecraftian Horror × The Uncanny] When an archaeologist’s trowel uncovers more than yellow earth, it awakens the primordial whispers sealed away by blood sacrifice Zhang Ji, an archaeology student at Huanbei University, encounters a bizarre sacrificial pit during his graduation fieldwork in Mop an Village. Pottery basins, ox bones, red earth, stone slabs, and shells are buried according to a pattern no one can understand. Disturb them, and they awaken an indescribable “presence” dee
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- 294 On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up the Family Inheritance Agreement 重生之日,我撕毁全家的遗产协议 On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up My Family's Inheritance Agreement 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 295 Orphanage at the End of the World: Migration of the Last Flame 末日孤儿院:火种迁徙 Doomsday Orphanage: The Migration of the Flame 4Reads—Score—14d adds
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I Transmigrated to Ancient Times with the Fuying Hall's Legacy 我带着伏英馆法脉穿越古代
Ghost hunting, exorcism, wuxia, ensemble cast, no System. The protagonist is a disciple of the Liuren Fuying Hall who has only recently started learning the arts and rarely applies himself. When his teacher takes on a mission, he transmigrates to another world in ancient times, setting off a series of events involving the supernatural, the martial world, and the rise and fall of dynasties. As the saying goes, when a nation is on the brink of collapse, demons and evil spirits are sure to emerge!
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- 297 The World Calls Me the Sword God, but I Only Love Chopping Vegetables 世人唤我剑神,我只爱打菜刀 The world calls me the Sword God, but I only love cleavers 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 298 I Married a Comatose CEO, and One Needle Shocked the Whole City 闪婚植物人老公,我一针惊全城 I Married a Comatose Husband on a Whim, and One Needle Stunned the Whole City 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 299 Fortune-Telling Is Forbidden! 禁止算命! Fortune-telling is prohibited! 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 300 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 4Reads—Score—14d adds

















































