Hilarious Books That'll Make You Laugh So Hard Your Stomach Hurts at Midnight!! 爆笑，半夜，笑到肚子疼，的书！！

1. 701 疯 The Mad Heiress Is Back: She Takes Everyone Down Equally 疯癫千金归来：平等创飞所有人 Angry Hammer愤怒的锤子Ancient Romance591k WordsOngoing [Strong heroine + lighthearted comedy + no romance + wish fulfillment + wild imagination + formidable fighting skills] The first thing Qin Zhaoyue did after transmigrating to ancient times was try to kill herself. What’s the point if I don’t get a cheat? They promised me a relaxing vacation. Why did I still draw such a miserable identity? Was the original owner born under a cursed star? What kind of tragic life is this? Abandoned by her grandmother, despised by her parents, robbed of her life an 2.4kReads6.6Score14614d adds

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   The female lead is beautiful in spirit, and it gets funnier and funnier as the story progresses [laughs]

2. 702 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—14d adds
3. 703 寡 The Emperor Has a Certain Affliction 寡人有疾 At Ease with the Universe随宇而安Ancient Romance219k WordsCompleted They say I’m a lecherous ruler. I ascended the throne at thirteen. That year, I held special imperial examinations to recruit scholars. At the Qionglin Banquet, the third-place graduate leaped into Taiqing Pool in grief and anger just because I had looked at him twice, declaring that he would rather die than suffer such humiliation. By the next day, rumors of my debauchery had spread throughout the court. By the time I was eighteen, no ambitious young talent in the realm dared share a room with 2.4kReads9.3Score36714d adds
4. 704 重 On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up the Family Inheritance Agreement 重生之日，我撕毁全家的遗产协议 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩Urban29k WordsCompleted On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up My Family's Inheritance Agreement 2Reads—Score—14d adds
5. 705 穿 I Transmigrated to a Famine Year: Fleeing with My Laid-Back Dad 穿越荒年，我和老六爹的逃荒路 Sunflower in the High Tower高阁向阳花Ancient Romance515k WordsCompleted [No romance + fleeing famine + farming + pocket dimension] Note: Don't compare this novel to reality. It's not a documentary. No romance, no romance, no romance. Important things must be said three times. The first novel starring Chang'an and Gu Laoliu. If you don't like it, close the page and go read something you do like. Don't leave nasty comments. Writing isn't easy, so please be respectful. Thank you! When she opened her eyes, Gu Chang'an had transmigrated from an apocalypse, where she had 13.7kReads9.1Score1.6k14d adds
6. 706 我 I Can See Martial Arts Realms 我能看见武道境界 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩11k WordsCompleted I Can See Martial Arts Realms 1Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 707 带 Taking My Sister-in-Law on the Path to Immortality 带嫂子修仙记 Fate's One-Slash Style命运一刀流Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsOngoing The rating has just been posted and will rise later. A mortal's journey, with steady growth. Sun Dongliang and his sister-in-law were sold together and sent deep into the mountains to toil. They were destined to be buried there for the rest of their lives. But he had a mysterious treasure bottle. It could automatically detect and capture spirit beasts! It could remove impurities and turn junk into treasure! His low-grade cultivation techniques could be directly enhanced into high-grade technique 26.7kReads8.5Score2k14d adds

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   After reading this book, you'll know what it means to laugh until you're breathless. [Laughing and crying emojis]

8. 708 不 Nothing More Than That 不过尔尔 Egrets in Pairs白鹭成双Ancient Romance400k WordsCompleted Er’er is a weak little immortal. She can’t fight monsters, and she can’t meditate either. With barely eight hundred years of cultivation, she loses it all the moment she ascends to the Ninth Heaven. But she has the gift of foresight. She knows that one day, the man before her will destroy heaven and earth and slaughter every living thing. Before he turns demonic, she must bind her little life tightly to his. Li Ye is a powerful High God. He ranks first at fighting monsters, first at meditati 6.7kReads9.4Score1.2k14d adds
9. 709 全 Global High Martial: My Luck Is Just a Little Too Strong 全球高武：我的幸运有亿点点强 Beast Girl of Shetoushan蛇头山的兽娘Eastern Fantasy217k WordsOngoing Lin Fan wakes to find himself “sent” by Earth’s will to another world shrouded in “black fog.” While everyone else struggles desperately to awaken their talents, his luck stat starts at one hundred million, and his talent, “Fortune Beyond the Heavens,” lets him make his wishes come true and turn his words into reality! He finds divine weapons just by walking around, enemies get struck by lightning, secret realms deliver treasures right to him, and even ferocious beasts fall into infighting and k 112Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Haha, this book is absolutely hilarious! That young man from that year amazed the world, but failed to amaze himself! Ying Yi time-traveled. The good news is, he traveled to ancient times! The bad news is, it's an unfamiliar dynasty! The good news is, he became emperor! The bad news is, he was effectively sidelined!! The only slightly good news is that he has three beautiful wives! The bad news is, all three wives are daughters of those three men who have sidelined him, and they won't let him touch them...!!

10. 710 没 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ And Halfway Up the Mountain, Mist Like a Sash而半山居雾若带然Ancient Romance123k WordsOngoing [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 412Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I listened to it in the middle of the night and laughed so hard I spilled it on the bed.

11. 711 梦 A Dream of the Tang Dynasty: The Carefree Prince of Zhenguan 梦回大唐：贞观逍遥王 Beast Girl of Shetoushan蛇头山的兽娘Historical446k WordsOngoing I’m Li Ke, transmigrated into the body of Li Shimin’s third son. I just wanted to be a laid-back slacker, flirt with girls, make a little money, and coast through life. Who knew there’d be no System, and my golden finger would be nothing more than what I learned from middle-school textbooks? I figure out how to make ice with saltpeter, and my Crown Prince brother rushes to go into business with me. I casually recite a poem and become a top-tier star in the Tang poetry scene... Li Shimin: Ke’er, 27Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 712 娇 The Sweet, Scheming Green Tea Girl Becomes Everyone's Darling, a Heartthrob in a Love Triangle 娇软绿茶变团宠，修罗场里万人迷 Little Wen Cub文崽仔Ancient Romance2.1M WordsOngoing [Male Lead Rivalry, Harem of Devoted Admirers, White Moonlight, All Male Leads Are Chaste, Dog-Blood Drama, Mary Sue Who Never Suffers] After suddenly dropping dead, Jiang Mingtang transmigrates into a book and becomes a vicious supporting character doomed to a miserable end. The System tells her that conquering her targets will earn her points. With enough points, she can not only be reborn, but also become filthy rich. Jiang Mingtang rubs her hands together, brimming with confidence, and di 85.1kReads9.2Score10.1k14d adds

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    Absolutely stunning! A 9.9 rating! 😂 Absolutely amazing! The female lead is gorgeous (1vN) and the top-notch male lead is completely captivated! It's amazing that such a high-quality story is available for free on Tomato (a Chinese online literature platform). I had to pay to read other places. I love Tomato so much!!

13. 713 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.5kReads—Score23414d adds

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    A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the cultivation world. Through his wife's connections, he enters a celestial sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely refreshing, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate others with virtue, and employs clever tactics to overcome brute force. He speaks eloquently and is unmatched in verbal sparring. From a son-in-law of a celestial sect, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. [Learned]

14. 714 邪 The Evil Emperor's Clingy Wife: The Divine Doctor's Nine Daughters 邪帝缠宠：神医九小姐 Meow Meow Bean豆喵喵Ancient Romance7.9M WordsCompleted Jun Jiu, a peerless healer of Huaxia, is equally skilled in medicine and poison. She transmigrates and finds herself in the body of a useless young lady whom anyone can bully. Useless? She's an expert at crushing scum and face-slapping! She can whip up divine-grade pills at will, command divine beasts, and marry the Evil Emperor! So who exactly is the useless one? Mo Wuyue: “I swear on the blood from my heart that everything I have belongs to you. If you still don't love me, I'll spend all my ti 8.9kReads9.2Score1.1k14d adds
15. 715 六 Joining the Army in the 1960s: Fleeing Famine and Marrying a Cavalryman in a Flash 六零随军：逃荒，闪婚骑兵哥哥 Miaobai喵白Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Military Romance + Cavalry Commander + Tianshan Grasslands + Farming and Hunting + Sweet Everyday Life] My grasslands, my horse. I do whatever I want out here. A spirited military wife transmigrates to the 1960s, flees famine across five provinces, and finally reaches a cavalry regiment in the far northwest, where she begins life with the troops. She clears land, digs for caterpillar fungus, and hunts wild beasts. With fields to farm and meat to eat, life is good. Riding a Tibetan wild ass, lea 18.4kReads9.3Score2.3k14d adds

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    [Top Post][Request for More Updates][Send Hearts][Eating Gossip] Once the little wild donkey stopped, Qingqing and Dandan quickly climbed down. "Goodbye, donkey!" The two children waved to the little wild donkey and tried to rush into the school. "Oh... Ah..." The little wild donkey brayed in dissatisfaction and quickly ran forward, stopping the two. "Stingy donkey." Today was Monday, the day to pay the little wild donkey. Qingqing took out fifty cents from her pocket and stuffed it into the cloth bag under the little wild donkey's neck. Beside her, Dandan also reluctantly took out his food coupons and stuffed them in as well. The little wild donkey looked down and grinned excitedly. Having lived in the city for three years, it knew that this paper was a valuable thing, enough to exchange for lots of good food. It wasn't working for free by picking up and dropping off the two children every day. [Send Hearts][Eating Gossip][Request for Attention] Lu Fangfang washed up and then took a basin and poured water into the yard. Just as she was about to go back inside, she saw the little wild donkey lying on the haystack. "Clang!" The enamel basin slipped from her hands. Startled, Lu Fangfang rushed over. She quickly squatted down and patted the donkey's head. "Little wild donkey, what's wrong? Wake up!" "Hmm?" Feeling the donkey's breath still coming out of its nostrils, the little wild donkey didn't seem to be in any trouble. Instead… it seemed more like it was sleeping. She suddenly froze. "Hey, wake up, wake up?" After a while, she patted the donkey's mouth with a dark expression. Her little wild donkey was truly peculiar. Normally, at the ranch, it slept standing up. At her home, it always slept lying on the haystack, always very alert. Today was strange; it just lay down on the haystack and fell asleep, sleeping so soundly. Its head was resting on a bundle of corn stalks. If it weren't for the breath still coming out of its nostrils, Lu Fangfang would have really thought something had happened. Looking down, she noticed a large wet patch on the corn stalk, which she immediately recognized as the little wild donkey's drool. Annoyed, she slapped the donkey's head again. "Little wild donkey, look at you! What kind of proper donkey sleeps like that?" "Fangfang, what are you muttering about?" Inside the house, Zhuang Mingcheng heard his wife's voice and curiously came out. Seeing the little wild donkey sprawled out, Zhuang Mingcheng burst out laughing. [Please follow][Eating melon][Sending hearts][Please update more][Top post] Besides the little wild donkey, the female lead also raises a snow leopard and a Tibetan fox. There are many, many interesting animals in the story, and there are even pictures! [Eating melon]

16. 716 大 The Heiress Returns to the Capital and Drives Every Chosen Protagonist Crazy 大小姐回京逼疯了所有气运主角 A Bowl of Amber Light一碗琥珀光Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [A Little Unhinged and Lighthearted + System + Chosen-by-Fate Heroines + Villains + A Wild Mix of Classic Leads + Heroine with Overpowered Combat Skills + Mental Strength] [A story about going from a lovable fool to a savvy operator] Tian Dahua lived in Qingmiao Village for fourteen years. For five years running, she was voted the village’s gentlest girl. She had adoptive parents who treated her as their own, a devoted fiancé, and fellow villagers who couldn’t praise her enough. Adoptive paren 69.2kReads9.0Score8.1k14d adds

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    This book will keep you laughing. I suggest not reading it while eating or drinking, as you might spit it out.

17. 717 生 After Giving Birth, the Cold and Aloof Demon Emperor Begs Me to Stroke His Tail 生崽后，清冷妖皇哭求我摸他尾巴 Big Tangerine, Big Fortune大橘大利Fantastical Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Cool, aloof seductress VS domineering female demon] The female demon Chu Qun was reborn. A thousand years had passed, yet her legends still covered the continent. The Saint of the Pill, the world-destroying Marquis Chu Yi, the sword-forging patriarch... They were all her secret identities! In her previous life, her siblings betrayed her. She was torn apart by chariots, and her soul was sealed beneath the abyss. This time, she returned in triumph, slaying prodigies, killing her enemies, and supp 38.9kReads9.6Score5.5k14d adds

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    I tend to burst out laughing while eating. [Please follow me]

18. 718 替 The Substitute Bride: The Mad Demon Emperor Is Provoked 替嫁狂妃：误惹病娇魔帝 Cinderella Wants to Become an Immortal灰姑娘要成仙Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [The short drama adaptation, Farewell to the Immortal Bone, is now streaming] She was poisoned by villains, left mentally impaired, and had her dantian shattered and her contract beast stolen. Then she was forced to take another woman's place in marriage to an old demon. When her memories return, she transforms into a little grandmaster who can conquer the heavens and earth in a flash. The Spirit Palaces of the Heavenly Realm revere her, the rulers of the Underworld fear her as a demon, and the 5.5kReads9.4Score76314d adds
19. 719 穿 Reborn as a Tycoon's Wicked Ex-Wife, I Became the Whole Family's Darling 穿成大佬恶毒前妻后，被全家团宠 Braised Beef Brisket Rice牛腩焗饭Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book set in the 1970s + personal space + sweet romance and raising kids + love grows over time + transmigrated heroine vs. reborn heroine] When she opens her eyes, Jiang Yuman finds herself transmigrated into a book as the male lead’s wicked ex-wife, who is six months pregnant. In the book, the original owner dreams of becoming an official’s wife and tries every trick in the book to marry into the Fu family. But when the Fu family is falsely accused, stripped of their positi 136.6kReads9.1Score16.2k14d adds

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    The original owner of this body was the male lead's vicious first wife, who even divorced him. How could the female lead, who had transmigrated, let go of such a handsome man? She immediately packed her bags, ready to go to the countryside with him. However, after arriving in the countryside, Jiang Yuman, who had initially prepared herself for hardship, discovered that the Fu family treated her with utmost care and indulgence, and she didn't experience any hardship at all...

20. 720 怕 Help! Pregnant with Twins, and This Rugged Man Won't Stop Spoiling Me! 怕！双胎体质，被糙汉掐腰猛宠！ Cute Little Mango可爱小芒果Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (Complete) (Period setting + rugged man + devoted husband + everyday life + devoted couple, one-on-one romance) As a minor cannon-fodder shrew of a supporting female character in a period novel, she was destined for a miserable ending that would leave everyone sighing with pity. But sorry, I'm here now. Looking at the man before her, with his straight, sturdy posture, phoenix eyes, and high nose, both his face and physique seemed made to match her tastes perfectly. Bai Yueji: How thoroughly brai 81.2kReads9.4Score5.3k14d adds

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    🌱🌱Zhou Ye is truly the number one male protagonist in period dramas!! His love is exceptionally well-deserved, the entire story is free of angst, and incredibly sweet. I, someone who almost never rereads a book, have read it three times.

21. 721 特 The Rogue Agent Has Arrived: Prince, Lie Down and Behave 特工狂妃驾到，王爷乖乖躺好 Until Daybreak行至天光Ancient Romance322k WordsCompleted My Score Just Came Out Today, and It’s Going Up Also known as: The Hilarious, Satisfying Tale of a Sharp-Tongued Princess Who’s Gone Completely Bonkers and Is Running Wild (The short drama Agent Princess Has Arrived, Your Highness, Lie Down and Behave) (Hahaha, I laugh like an idiot while writing this) (A ridiculously satisfying story: the heroine fights with her fists and her words, is goofy, unhinged, and full of memes; lighthearted and hilarious; she never turns her frustration inward, she go 9.3kReads8.7Score1.2k14d adds

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    Hahahaha, this is hilarious! It's been adapted into a short drama, so good!

22. 722 上 After Turning In the Script, the Useless 1980s Female Supporting Character Wins by Doing Nothing 上交剧本后，八零废物女配躺赢了 What a Huge Melon好大的瓜Modern Romance626k WordsCompleted Shen Zhixia finds a script inexplicably appearing in her mind as soon as she is born. In the script, she is the foil to the heroine of a period novel. The heroine Li Zhidong’s parents are hardworking, kind, honest, and down-to-earth. Everyone for miles around knows them as good, honest people. Shen Zhixia’s parents are mean, lazy, greedy, and shameless. Everyone for miles around knows them as the worst kind of people. Li Zhidong will make many influential connections and have countless admirers. 12.1kReads8.3Score94614d adds

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    ① The fifth son's wife touched her belly and said, "I've been to the hospital a few times recently. The doctor said that since I'm pregnant, I need to eat some nutritious food to replenish my body. Sister-in-law, when you make baby food for Zhixia in the future, could you bring me some too? I don't need much, just a little bit each day." Old Mrs. Li bluntly said, "The doctor didn't say that." The fifth son's wife's eyes immediately reddened. She said aggrievedly, "Mom, but my baby told me in a dream last night that he wants to eat steamed pork with egg, and it would be even better if he could have some ribs." "Tell him he doesn't have any," Old Mrs. Li said.

23. 723 我 I Drove the Cultivation World Mad by Writing Novels 我靠写小说逼疯修真界 Ying Zhouzhou赢舟舟Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [This book has been signed for publication] [Strong female lead + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping + no CP + madcap story] Workaholic Ye Qingyan works herself to the bone until she gets her company listed on the stock market. Before she can enjoy her rich-lady lifestyle, a car accident sends her into a cultivation novel full of lunatics who are hopelessly obsessed with romance. As the cannon-fodder older sister of the original heroine, she gets abused while the male and female leads ar 34.1kReads9.0Score4.7k14d adds
24. 724 宠 Favoring His Concubine and Neglecting His Wife? I Divorced Him with Style, and Now My Harem Is Full 宠妾灭妻？霸气休夫后鱼塘挤不下 Until Daybreak行至天光Ancient Romance347k WordsCompleted (Complete, with a satisfying ending. Set in an alternate dynasty, with some original worldbuilding.) [One female lead, multiple male leads. All the men are virgins] (The rating has only just been posted and will rise, so don't let it put you off.) [Female-led power fantasy + all-purpose pocket dimension + System + gloriously unhinged antics + men competing for her in a battlefield of love + silly fun + laugh-out-loud from start to finish] After transmigrating, she becomes the Crown Princess. But 1.6kReads9.0Score24814d adds
25. 725 上 Spring Affairs in the Capital 上京春事 Egrets in Pairs白鹭成双Ancient Romance400k WordsCompleted Ning Chaoyang rises to become a fourth-rank female official, yet still can’t escape the fate of being traded into a political marriage. She decides to take in a lover to fight back. He must be lowborn, handsome, and preferably too frail to look after himself. She glances to the side and spots a charming young doctor in white. 5.5kReads9.3Score85514d adds
26. 726 秃 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ Classic Name经典名Urban557k WordsCompleted A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The first book: a hilarious and absurd daily life of a monk and a Taoist priest, suitable for both male and female readers, it will make you laugh out loud and leave you wanting more. The second book: suitable for female readers, about a secretary who constantly berates the CEO, unaware that the CEO can hear her… The book is full of laugh-out-loud moments.

27. 727 魔 The Demon Lord Is So Cold and Aloof, Yet He Conquered Himself 魔尊大人很高冷，他把自己攻略了 Golden Hairpin, Ah金步摇啊Ancient Romance314k WordsCompleted [One-on-One, Both Pure + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted + Funny + Soft, Adorable Pig-Girl Heroine + Aloof, Love-Struck Demon Lord] The little fairy Xiangxiang’s true form is a pig. She’s cultivated in the immortal realm for eight hundred years, but spends all day eating and sleeping. So she’s not much good at anything, but she sure has a big appetite! But one day, she’s captured by the Demon Lord Ming Jin… Xiangxiang sobs: “Demon Lord, please don’t eat me.” The Demon Lord sneers. “Hmph! Wo 3.6kReads9.2Score25214d adds

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    🌿🌿These two books are absolutely hilarious, so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing so much, hahaha! [Laughing][Laughing][Laughing] 💦💦The female lead's true form is a little pig 🐷 who has cultivated in the immortal realm for eight hundred years. She's always gluttonous and lazy, with little skill but a huge appetite. 🌈🌈One day, she was captured by the aloof Demon Lord Ming Jin. The female lead tearfully begged the Demon Lord not to eat her, hahaha! It's so funny I can't live without laughing.

28. 728 长 The Long Wind Blows for Tens of Thousands of Miles 长风几万里 Egrets in Pairs白鹭成双Ancient Romance429k WordsCompleted Kunyi fell for someone. Monsters ran amok at the palace banquet. The man arrived with the constables of the Shangqing Bureau, standing right beneath her favorite bronze lamp shaped like a flying crane. Radiance fell across his broad shoulders, and when the wind stirred the hem of his dark robe, it fluttered like an eagle circling a cliffside. Sometimes love at first sight really is that simple. She hadn't even seen his face clearly, yet she had already thought of names for their children. A ser 2.6kReads9.2Score40214d adds
29. 729 装 Two Years of Playing Nice, and the CEO Heard Every Thought 装乖两年，心声全被总裁听见了 Classic Name经典名Modern Romance158k WordsCompleted I played the sweet, mild-mannered secretary for two years, cursing my boss eight hundred times. Then one day, he suddenly gained the ability to hear my thoughts. Out loud, I said, “Of course, Mr. Gu. I’ll revise the financial report for the eighteenth time right away.” In my head: [Screw you! These ridiculous numbers are giving me breast nodules! Do you need this KPI on your grave or something?!] He set down his fountain pen. “Secretary Lin, you sure come up with some colorful insults.” My smile 102Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 730 成 After Becoming an NPC, I Hooked a Cultivation World Expert 成为npc后我钓到了修真界大佬 White Sugar Autumn Pear Blossom白糖秋梨花Ancient Romance96k WordsOngoing Powerhouses of the cultivation world + a narcissistic, smug male lead / rookie + straight woman + independent beauty heroine Gu Zaozao transmigrated into a book. She thought the System would assign her the female lead role, but it turned out to be a low-IQ supporting character whose job was to push the plot forward. Gu Zaozao figured a job with so little reward and so much effort wasn’t worth taking, so she quickly packed up and prepared to run. Then she received a warning from the System: her s 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The female lead has a lot of inner monologues, and she's just as funny as Shen Laosi.

31. 731 返 The Man Who Grew Young Again 返老还童的男人 Yin Qianchen银千臣Urban1.1M WordsOngoing A baby adopted by a widow was born looking seventy years old. Then he began to age backward, slowly growing younger. At eighteen, he looked like he was in his fifties. In the end, he became a baby and died in the arms of the person he loved most. 1.7kReads7.9Score10714d adds

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    It's absolutely a masterpiece.

32. 732 星 Reborn in the Interstellar Age at 300 Pounds: My Matchmaking Profile Goes Viral 星际重生三百斤，匹配榜竟爆单了 conciseModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Interstellar + Beastfolk + Romance + Mutation + 1vN + All Male Leads Are Chaste] A beautiful top-tier star who loved money and beauty died by suicide after being diagnosed with a terminal illness. When she awoke reborn in a cold, two-hundred-square-meter villa, she discovered she was poor, overweight, ranked at the very bottom, and covered in birthmarks and blotches of poison. Freezing and starving, Su Xi decides to visit the Women's Protection Association and match with two men to improve her 7.2kReads8.3Score84214d adds

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    Book recommendations, I've already checked the bad ones, so read with confidence. If you've read "Buddha, Don't Disturb," you absolutely must read "Originally Crazy," by the same author! It's so good, no need to say more. I recommend adding the first book to your collection; it's not long enough, and the last one is even more tiring. The fourth book—I feel especially sorry for the male lead for a few seconds; I suggest not drinking water while reading it, you might choke. The last book—a guy who uses the guise of a monk to secretly plan to abduct his wife. You also have to feel sorry for this male lead for a few seconds. It's just that the female lead's family rules forbid her from marrying into the royal family, so he can only watch helplessly as she marries someone else. Consumed by jealousy, he secretly asks his father to issue an edict to send a certain male supporting character, who is about to get married, to a major battle… He's a scheming man, a true drama queen, and even the female lead is completely bewildered by his flirting.

33. 733 小 My Junior Sister Doesn’t Do Sentimental Speeches, She Slaps People 小师妹不爱煽情，爱扇人 Jian Xi简兮Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A small ensemble cast + romance] After transmigrating into a book, Lin Yun becomes a cannon-fodder female character in the cultivation world, destined for a gruesome death. She lives by the principle that she’d rather starve, freeze, work herself to death, choke, fall, drown, burn, get electrocuted, hang herself, die of illness, grow old, or die laughing than be killed by someone else. So she keeps her distance from the heroine, joins a minor sect, and lies flat! Things don’t go according to pl 14.8kReads9.2Score1.8k14d adds

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    It's so good, I laughed until my stomach hurt in the middle of the night.

34. 734 星 An Evil Female in the Interstellar World: Every Villainous Big Shot Wants Me Dead 星际恶雌，反派大佬个个想要我命 Strawberry Meow Sauce草莓喵呜酱Modern Romance846k WordsCompleted [Interstellar + System + hilarious memes + absurdity + villainess + underdog-to-crowd-favorite + male rivalry + power progression] Note: The heroine starts out weak but grows stronger later. If that bothers you, please move along. Ye Sui Sui transmigrated into an interstellar-apocalypse novel, becoming a vicious female whom all the villains wanted to kill with their own hands. Though born a noble heiress, the original owner was shunned by her family because of a strange illness and had been ke 3.8kReads8.6Score44014d adds
35. 735 玄 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ Qing Yi Loves Shark Carving倾译爱吃鲨雕Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A book that's been completely ruined! [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Sparrow Eater's masterpiece][Sparrow Eater's masterpiece][Sparrow Eater's masterpiece]

36. 736 风 The Feng Family’s Treasured Mother and Daughter 风家的宝贝母女 The Later Generation Clan后人一族Two Male Leads232k WordsCompleted A novel about love, marriage, and redemption. If I don’t wear the golden headband, how can I save you? If I put on the golden headband, how can I still love you? A love story about the mother and daughter of the Feng family! 1.1kReads6.5Score—14d adds
37. 737 皇 The Emperor Wants to Kill the Mother and Spare the Child, So I Rule from Behind the Curtain with My Son 皇帝欲去母留子，我携子垂帘听政 King Revolver左轮王Ancient Romance21k WordsCompleted The Emperor wants to kill the mother and spare the child, so I take my child and rule from behind the curtain. 192Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Hilarious! I woke up laughing in the middle of the night. A thrilling read, a highly-rated, high-quality masterpiece with three million readers.

38. 738 让 You Were Supposed to Win Over the Yandere, Not Go Crazy Alongside Him 让你攻略病娇，不是让你跟他发癫 Zisang Fei子桑翡Ancient Romance477k WordsCompleted Ning Xi transmigrated into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers, where she became the cannon-fodder wife of the great villain, Xie Congwei. When Xie Congwei was born, strange signs appeared in the heavens. Rainbow clouds circled the Eastern Wilderness for an entire month before disappearing. The Xie family believed he was destined for greatness, a man no ordinary pool could contain. But who could have guessed that just a few short years later, the once highly anticipated Xie Congwei would 9.3kReads9.1Score1.3k14d adds
39. 739 疯 Are You Kidding? The Zoo Rules Are Thicker Than the Legal Code? 疯了吧，动物园守则比法典还厚？ Dreamer梦想家Urban721k WordsCompleted Chen Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an intern zookeeper at an animal park on the verge of bankruptcy. Just then, the park launches a fundraising campaign called “Livestream 24/7 to Save Us.” From that day on, the zoo's safety rules start getting ridiculous. Rule: Do not feed smartphones of any make or model to the monkeys. Rule: Do not leave any cleaning tools behind when cleaning the raccoon enclosure. Rule: Do not discuss any martial arts techniques in the panda house. Rule: 928Reads5.9Score12214d adds
40. 740 锦 The Zither Plays Without Cause, and the Emperor and His Consort Bleed Along the Road 锦瑟无端，帝妃喋血路 King Revolver左轮王Ancient Romance7k WordsCompleted The Zither’s Strings Ring for No Reason, and Emperor and Consort Spill Blood Along the Road 52Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 741 读 Mind Reading in Exile: The Crown Prince Quietly Watches His Bedroom Maid Flee 读心流放，太子默默看通房跑路 Tangyuan and Meatballs汤圆肉丸子Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [A little stronger than average + Silly comedy + Mind Reading + Pocket Dimension + A touch of fantasy] [An exceptionally beautiful heroine] [The Crown Prince’s heart is as deep as the sea] Song Qingning caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a man, a muscular Black man at that. In a torrential downpour, she ran out in a daze, devastated by the betrayal. Without watching where she was going, she fell into a sewer. When she woke up, she had become the Crown Prince’s bedchamber maid. Before she 5.6kReads8.3Score62614d adds
42. 742 婚 Marriage Is a Shattered Reflection 婚姻如破碎的镜像 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted Marriage is like a shattered mirror 3.1kReads—Score—14d adds
43. 743 穿 Reborn as the Emperor's Favorite Consort, All I Want Is to Run Away 穿成宠冠六宫的贵妃，我只想跑路 Silly Little Qi憨憨的小七21k WordsCompleted Reborn as the Imperial Consort Who Rules the Six Palaces, All I Want Is to Run Away —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A modern, quirky college student (comedic female character) named Wang Ye transmigrates to ancient times and becomes a favored concubine, expecting a life of constant anxiety. However, she discovers the emperor is also a comedic man, and the harem is full of goofballs. There's no palace intrigue, no conspiracy, and no killing! The story begins with a runaway adventure… (A comedic, quirky story)

44. 744 隔 The Buddhist Monk Next Door Is Here to Woo His Wife! 隔壁那佛子，是来钓妻的！ Too Big忒大Ancient Romance654k WordsCompleted [Just started getting ratings, and the score is rising. Go ahead and give it a try.] ✓ Long-planned pursuit ✓ Buddhist monk × young nun Feng Xuanchen became a monk! Even two years later, the noble young ladies still couldn’t believe it. Their dream man, the God of War Prince of the Chaofeng Kingdom, had renounced the world! Yet there was never a shortage of fearless women throwing themselves at him, hoping to drag the peerless Buddhist monk back into worldly life. It was all in vain. - The empe 11.6kReads9.0Score1.9k14d adds
45. 745 兄 My Brother's Getting Married, So This Fat Guy Is Stepping In 兄弟结婚，胖子我顶上了 A Single Sound了了一声Urban816k WordsCompleted Tian Bohao, a three-hundred-jin man, looked at his bride, Xiao Yingxue, who stood before him with tears in her eyes and not a word to say. Ring, ring! Wasn't that a phone call? It had to be the newlyweds having a spat and calling me for help. He answered and deliberately turned on the speaker. “Elephant?” Cao Xiang's voice came through the phone, frantic but deliberately hushed, begging for help: “Haizi! Haizi! I've landed in serious trouble this time. It's an emergency, and you've got to 12kReads6.1Score45414d adds

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    My brother got married and met his first love, leaving the bride alone in her room. The fat guy stepped in! Brother: You actually stepped in!

46. 746 门 Between the Door and the World Outside, My Fiancée Regrets It Like Crazy! 门里门外，未婚妻她悔疯了！ King Revolver左轮王10k WordsCompleted Inside and outside the door, my fiancée is consumed with regret! 6.9kReads—Score—14d adds
47. 747 异 Anotherworld Continent: Shitie City 异世大陆：石铁城 A Single Sound了了一声Urban811k WordsCompleted Spiritual qi revival, monsters, Eastern fantasy, playing the pig to eat the tiger, the primordial world, and a sci-fi apocalypse. Lu Hao is a bullied student and a good-for-nothing who cannot store spiritual qi. While ordinary students can punch with a force of five hundred kilograms, he can manage only a pitiful one hundred and fifty. By a twist of fate, he comes into contact with the Nine Palaces and Eight Gates. Once the central palace opens, he becomes the strongest person in Shitie City in 532Reads6.3Score10014d adds
48. 748 我 The Story of My Sister-in-Law and Me: Warm Spring, Late Song 我和嫂嫂的故事——晚歌春暖 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Story of Me and My Sister-in-Law: Spring Blossoms at Dusk 284Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 749 开 From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Eastern Fantasy457k WordsCompleted Lighthearted, hilarious urban fantasy with a wild imagination From hidden secrets beneath a bustling metropolis to a fantastical journey through a bizarre and wondrous world. He keeps a hunting dog on his left and a hawk on his right. When it's time to act, he acts; when it's time to back down, he backs down. He's a dashing charmer, quick-witted and funny, with a real rascal's streak. They met in a psychiatric hospital. It was fate, and she went from a rebellious girl to a beloved daughter of h 463Reads—Score—14d adds

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    A promising new book with a 9.9 rating! Hilarious! It gets funnier the more you read. A truly innovative and original work, unique online! Ingenious and cleverly conceived! I stayed up all night reading it – it was so funny!

50. 750 我 I Was Kidnapped Back to My Own Village 我被拐回了自己村 Xiang Wuyu乡无语14k WordsCompleted I Was Kidnapped Back to My Own Village 1.2kReads—Score12414d adds

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