I’m a Funeral Livestreamer: One Follow Is Enough to Make Big Macaque Cry

Name: I’m a Funeral Livestreamer: One Follow Is Enough to Make Big Macaque Cry
Author: Disrespect

我丧葬主播，一个关注吓哭大马猴

by Disrespect (不敬)

Status: Completed
Length: 144k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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237Reads

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41.9kReads · all time

Synopsis

Li Huowang, a transmigrated oddball, opened the Safe Travels Funeral Shop. While scrolling past a streamer putting on a street stunt, a System suddenly spoke in his mind: “Malicious street stunts. Chance of accidental death during the next livestream: 100%! Follow this potential customer!” Li Huowang immediately followed the streamer and left a comment: “Safe Travels Funeral Supplies Shop. Let us give you an experience like no other.” Everyone thought it was a prank, but the young man really did kick the bucket. At first, Li Huowang thought it was just an ordinary case of faking an accident for attention. But after it happened several more times, he went viral across the internet. One day, while Big Horse Throat was livestreaming his tenth anniversary celebration, a message suddenly popped up in the chat: “Ding! Safe Travels Funeral Shop has followed you!” Big Horse Throat: “Who’s this kid? You’re asking for trouble.” But the livestream chat erupted. “Monkey, you don’t have any road left to walk.” “Everyone Brother Long followed has kicked the bucket.” “Monkey Bro, you’re about to soar away. Safe travels.”

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