Novels That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Can’t Breathe 可以笑到窒息的小说

1. 951 别 Stay Away from Me, or You’ll Become a Simp 别靠近我，会变成舔狗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted Don't Get Too Close to Me, or You'll Turn into a Hopeless Simp 30Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 952 欢 Ode to Joy (Class Reunion) 欢乐颂（同学聚会） Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天21k WordsCompleted Ode to Joy: Class Reunion 356Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Sweet, funny, and with positive values

3. 953 B After the Protagonist of the Bad Ending Retires BE线主角退休后 Dryland Vine旱地藤Modern Romance153k WordsOngoing Also known as: The Working Stiff Finds a New Job [Female Lead, No Romance] [Open Ending] [Self-Indulgent] [A little horror + a little mystery-solving + a little romance + a little plot] If your tragedy came from a madwoman's wish, how would you feel? This is how Teng Miyin answered: "Kill her." The blurb is bad. Basically, the protagonist is crazy, the villains are crazy, and most of the characters are crazy. 9kReads—Score3.1kShelves

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   Highly recommend! I still remember the female lead's line: "Besides being emotionally stable, don't you think I'm crazy?" Hahaha, that's me in a great mental state.

4. 954 祖 The Ancestral Soul Descends: Starting with Summoning Li Yunlong 祖魂降临：从召唤李芸龙开始 I Have Two Swords我有两把剑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Su Han transmigrated. He arrived in a world where people had to rely on their ancestors to awaken their powers. Then Su Han realized something. He seemed to have an awful lot of ancestors? "I've stood unyielding and upright my entire life, Li Yunlong. And you, brat, are living off a woman?" "I am Tang Yin. You can also call me Tang Bohu!" "My surname is Yue, my given name Fei, and my courtesy name Pengju." "Li Taibai of the Great Tang." "I am the First Emperor, Ying Zheng!" "I am the Heaven-Conn 7.2kReads9.2Score707Shelves

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   💥Laughing until I can't breathe [facepalm], the protagonist transmigrates to a world where awakening requires relying on one's ancestors. Then the protagonist discovers that his ancestors seem to be a billion times more: "Unfilial descendants, please have your ancestors offer sacrifices to the heavens!"

5. 955 逼 Force Me Out of the Industry and I'll Spill Everything. No One Gets to Live! 逼我退圈我就爆料，大家都别想活 Jin Yuyan锦钰颜Modern Romance502k WordsCompleted Tang Yi is reborn after binding to a System, returning to the moment she was being forced out of showbiz. She’s the official girlfriend, yet netizens brand her a shameless clinger and demand that she quit. Ji Zihang wants to defend his ex-girlfriend and play the ex-boyfriend? Fine, she’ll give him what he wants. She’ll reveal their relationship on livestream and make sure he and his ex are stuck together, so they can stop causing trouble for everyone else! She thought she’d spend the rest of her 24.5kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves
6. 956 女 A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士？ Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Mystery4.1M WordsOngoing [Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo 221.3kReads9.1Score24kShelves

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   ✨This book will make you laugh nonstop! [Smirk]

7. 957 我 My Whole Family Is Reborn, and They Battle It Out at Home Every Day 我家全员重生者，他们天天宅斗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚10k WordsCompleted Everyone in My Family Is Reborn, and They Spend Every Day Fighting for Favor at Home 40Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 958 韩 Han Caiyi’s Journey of Ten Thousand Miles 韩彩依万里路 Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天Marriage & Romance27k WordsCompleted Han Caiyi's Journey of Ten Thousand Miles 71Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 959 素 KonoSuba: Gintama for This Wonderful World 素晴：为美好的世界献上银魂 Cabbage and Black Soy Milk白菜黑豆浆Anime Fanfiction192k WordsOngoing [KonoSuba] [Gintama] [Comedy] [Oddballs] [Sarcasm] This is a true account of survival, filled with sweat and grime, about people in a chaotic age who gave up their dignity just to get a full meal. Once, he was a disheveled samurai famous across the land, with a wooden sword in hand. Then some irresistible force, probably a copyright dispute, rudely shoved him into another world threatened by the Demon King's army, plagued by soaring prices and strange beliefs. What awaits him is certainly no h 37Reads—Score315Shelves

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   Self-promoted new book, Konosuba x Gintama, the most abstract of modern times vs. The most abstract of history, an absolute genius, the resulting absurdity, teaching you about abstraction…

10. 960 军 The Military Wife Is Both Sweet and Brave, and Her Officer Husband Risks His Life to Spoil Her 军嫂又娇又勇，军官老公用命宠 Qia Lemon洽柠檬Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Pocket dimension + punishing scum + satisfying read + educated youth + military marriage Jiang Ling, a woman with special abilities, transmigrates into a frail supporting female character in a novel set in a bygone era. Her stepmother wants to marry her off to an old man in exchange for a bride price? Her biological father wants her to take the fall for someone else and go to the countryside so he can secure a brighter future? Jiang Ling clutches her chest and falls to the ground, then turns aro 25.3kReads9.0Score3.6kShelves

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    I finally found this novel on Tomato Bookstore! It's so good! I first discovered it on Douyin (TikTok), and it's absolutely hilarious, making me laugh until I can't stop. It's definitely worth reading!

11. 961 穿 Book Transmigration: Give Them What They Want, Live Without Limits 穿书：按需发癫，快乐无边 The Fat Little Bird Can't Fly肥啾不会飞Two Male Leads303k WordsCompleted [A story with two male leads, yes, two male leads] Chu Xinglan transmigrated into a book. The bad news: He had transmigrated into a sugary romance novel as a cannon-fodder side character who was tortured to a pulp. The good news: The author had abandoned the novel and run off. Chu Xinglan had transmigrated at the exact point where the updates stopped, so he was free to do as he pleased. After receiving the story's earlier plot, Chu Xinglan had barely come to his senses when an idiot got righ 2.4kReads8.8Score343Shelves
12. 962 抽 Abstract Literature? This Is Way Too Abstract! 抽象文学？实在是太抽象了！ Pure and Sultry Big Monkey纯欲大吗喽Modern Romance213k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous and zany + If you don't laugh, come complain to me + Reborn wild imagination + Hilarious roasts + System] Insanity warning! These aren't human words! This is the ridiculous literature of a space monkey transmigrating to Earth! System: Big Monkey, you are guilty! Your mission this time is to go to Earth and write a domineering CEO story! If you fail, you'll be stuck on Earth as a corporate wage slave for the rest of your life. Big Monkey: A domineering CEO story? Piece of cake (a wic 901Reads6.5Score114Shelves

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    Just you wait and see! Actually, there's another novel I can't share. The classic scene is: ["As I trembled and reached for the disgusting thing in the toilet, he suddenly grabbed my wrist: 'Are you crazy?!'"] It's a domineering CEO + bizarre and explosive + morbid + fantasy cultivation + transmigration novel, and the title is "Explosive Novel"!

13. 963 逆 A City Romance Between a Top Student and a Sales Goddess 逆袭学霸和销售女神都市情缘 Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天Modern Romance18k WordsCompleted A City Romance Between a Comeback Scholar and a Sales Goddess 103Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 964 宜 After Yixiu Was Reborn, Why Is the Big Fat Orange Crying? 宜修重生后，大胖橘怎么哭了 Jiang Mimi’s Owner姜咪咪的主人Female-Channel Fanfiction950k WordsOngoing [Empresses in the Palace Fanfiction] [Yixiu Reborn] [Saving Her Son] [Revenge] [Harem Intrigue] [Mother-Son Bond] [Villainess Power Fantasy] [The Emperor's Long Road to Winning Her Back] Yixiu died. She died in Jingren Palace, after the words, "May we never meet again, in life or death." Only as she lay dying did she understand. All her life, she had hated Rouze, Zhen Huan, and those who stole the emperor's favor, yet she had forgotten to hate the man who had truly taken everything from her. 2.7kReads8.1Score132Shelves

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    New author recommending this book! Please recommend it, urge me to update, listen to it, and comment! It's currently in the recommendation period, with 10,000-20,000 words updated daily, no breaks! After her rebirth, Yixiu is no longer love-struck and will never harm children again. Rouze won't be portrayed as a purely evil woman; she makes mistakes, and naivety is no excuse for hurting others. The sisters will still fight and struggle, but it's Yinzhen who truly pushes them towards tragedy. All the women and Yinzhen will ultimately have a tragic ending, going from affection to mutual loathing. Zhen Huan, Chun Yuan, and Yinzhen will all meet tragic ends. [Already added to wishlist][Already added to wishlist][Already added to wishlist]

15. 965 兄 Brother and Sister Bound to the Wrong System! My Brother Competes for Favor While I Give Away Fortune and Go Viral 兄妹绑错系统！哥争宠我散财爆红 Did the Wind Blow This Here?大风刮来的啊Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation is now streaming] This story has dual male and female leads, and everyone is focused on building their careers. [Delusional misunderstandings + adored by everyone + siblings get each other's Systems + reverse wealth-building + female lead has no romance] [The brother has a close confidant and best friend + fanfiction extras, please check the warnings first] Gu Mingyue, a female CEO, and her older brother Gu Mingli transmigrate into the children of the Great Yong dynasty's n 209.3kReads9.3Score22.5kShelves

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    The person who laughed so hard their guts were tied in knots.

16. 966 不 The Room You Can't Leave Unless You Love Each Other 不两情相悦就出不去的房间 The Evil Dragon Blows Bubbles恶龙吹泡泡Two Male Leads317k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Forced Love + Locked-Room Captivity + System + Deranged, Sadistic Top + Beautiful, Delicate, Sickly Beauty + Nonhuman + Mild Horror + Gloomy Male Ghost] Qi En dies of an illness, binds himself to a System, and takes on missions with special instructions. After pursuing the villain relentlessly for half a year, he and the villain, his lover, are locked in a room they can leave only if they love each other. But when he grabs the doorknob, it won’t open. Confused, he turns around 20.1kReads9.3Score2.9kShelves
17. 967 神 The Divine Phoenix's Gift 神凰赋 Dashing Wanderer翩翩浪子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted A garden needs roses! But roses don’t need gardens. A rose is a rose wherever it grows: proud, radiant, and brilliantly independent. In the wild, in the fields, in a free and unrestrained world, she lives as a goddess who strikes decisively and without hesitation. 12.2kReads9.3Score105Shelves

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    Excellent writing, I laughed so hard I almost pounded the bed! It's an adaptation of a manga, so you can read it without worry.

18. 968 末 The Apocalypse Ambassador Travels the World 末世大使，全球旅行 Come See the Ending进来看结局Sci-Fi & Apocalypse310k WordsOngoing (Not a DIY system) The apocalypse arrives. While everyone else awakens powers like fireballs and lightning, Jiujiu awakens a travel check-in System. Every time she checks in at a tourist attraction, the System gives her a blind box of local specialties. All she wants is to earn enough points to trade for a permanent lie-flat card. But all of humanity mistakes her for carrying out some inscrutable "global salvation plan." And so, a slacker who only wants to travel is forced to embark on a journey 168Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is truly free of substitutes! The humor is also incredibly fresh! A trio's world tour—there aren't many authors who dare to include a "world map" in their stories. The female lead is probably one of the few true adventurers who ventures onto the world stage. [Eating melon emoji][eating melon emoji]

19. 969 师 Teacher's Wife, Please Answer 师母，请回答 Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天27k WordsCompleted Teacher’s Wife, Please Answer 490Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 970 废 A Summary of Pointless Literature 废话文学总结 Exhausted Old Ox累坏的老牛Mystery411k WordsOngoing What does it take for pointless talk to happen, and how does pointless talk come about? It is unavoidable. From this perspective, in summary, perhaps we can think of it this way: as Helppers once said, sometimes reading is a clever way to avoid thinking. This got me thinking. Everyone has to face these problems. When dealing with a problem like this, perhaps we can think of it this way: it is unavoidable. 60Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 971 瓜 The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽13k WordsCompleted The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail 599Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A lighthearted and humorous read, pure sweetness with no angst, perfect for stress relief, a must-watch before bed, and won't leave you feeling stifled.

22. 972 觉 After Awakening, I Decided to Take Everyone Out! 觉醒后我决定创死所有人！ Xiao Cheng Wants to See the Snow小程想看雪8k WordsCompleted After awakening, I decided to take everyone down with me! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A very funny short story

23. 973 系 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽12k WordsCompleted The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 1kReads—Score—Shelves
24. 974 癫 Crazy? So What If I'm Crazy! I'll Drive You Crazy! 癫？我就癫怎么了！我癫不死你！ I'm Drifting Deep in the Sea我在深飘飘Modern Romance215k WordsOngoing Day one after transmigrating into a book. Ye Maimai was “playing with poop” in the bathroom. She listened to the crazy male lead's balls shatter. She squeezed the bully girl's boobs until they burst. Day N after transmigrating into a book. On a variety show, she said arrogantly, “I've got big money backing me. The Fu family, the biggest investor, wants me to shine. They insisted on putting me on the show and giving me the best outfits and the best team. I couldn't refuse, so I had to accept thr 7Reads8.0Score—Shelves
25. 975 蛇 The Viperous Wicked Sister-in-Law: From White Lotus to Prisoner 蛇蝎恶嫂，从白莲花到阶下囚 Dashing Wanderer翩翩浪子28k WordsCompleted A Viperous Sister-in-Law, from White Lotus to Prisoner 12Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 976 让 You Want Me to Be the Wicked Female Lead? I'll Rewrite the Plot and Become a CEO 让我当恶毒女配？我改剧情当霸总 Yi Qiansha忆茜纱Ancient Romance647k WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Shenanigans + Transmigration into a Book + Plot Rewrites + Strong Female Lead + No Romance] This book is absolutely unhinged (originally titled "I Changed the Plot and Made the Regent Eat You-Know-What". That title was rejected, so it got a new one.) After getting dumped by her domineering CEO boyfriend, Shu Yan happens upon a Supporting Female Character Revenge System. It lets her transmigrate into all kinds of novels and rewrite the plots for the supporting female characters. · 13.6kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves

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    🤣🤣 Hahaha, I highly recommend the first book! The female lead can change the plot, and even changing just one word makes the story hilarious! 😆😆 The second book lets the main characters hear the female lead's inner thoughts. She's incredibly silly and her little mouth (inner thoughts) is so eloquent! 😘 Both books are very interesting and will make you laugh until your stomach hurts.

27. 977 酒 The Clingy Drunk 酒后粘人精 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽9k WordsCompleted A Clingy Drunk 11.5kReads—Score—Shelves
28. 978 炮 The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒，老六们偷听我心声 Never Tiring of the Sound声声不倦Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news: 3.4kReads9.3Score392Shelves
29. 979 我 Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams 我，杂役，靠坑蒙拐骗修成仙 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious! Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation. A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns 46kReads8.7Score4.3kShelves

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    This book is amazing! The plot, characters, storyline, writing style… it's a hilarious masterpiece of the cultivation novel genre! [Laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs][laughs]

30. 980 已 The Married Snake Woman Offered Money to Repay Her Debt, but Her Benefactor Refused 已婚蛇女送钱报恩，可恩人他不干 Qiyu Is Delicious祁玉很好吃8k WordsCompleted A Married Snake Spirit Offers Money to Repay Her Debt of Gratitude, but Her Benefactor Won't Take It 108Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a hilarious fantasy novel [laughs]. Lots of reviews, and the commenters are all talented!

31. 981 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 16.5kReads9.0Score2kShelves

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    The female lead's thought process is really unique; I laughed so hard my stomach hurt in the middle of the night 🤦🤦

32. 982 小 My Junior Sister Takes Down Every Young Prodigy with Cheesy Pick-Up Lines 小师妹用土味情话干翻各路天骄 Catch the Stars抓住星星Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing (The short drama My Junior Sister’s Cheesy Pickup Lines is now available.) After gaming for three days and two nights without sleep, internet-addicted girl Xu Wu, unsurprisingly, had an unexpected outcome: she died suddenly. Who would have thought that when she opened her eyes, she’d transmigrated into a book and become the female lead’s foil? The female lead cultivates the heartless path, while the original Xu Wu was a lovesick fool. The female lead is loved, openly or secretly, by countless pr 19.5kReads9.2Score2kShelves
33. 983 医 The Physician Consort Wants No Responsibility, but the Chaste Prince Coaxes Her to Have His Baby 医妃不想负责禁欲王爷诱她生崽 Until Daybreak行至天光Ancient Romance331k WordsCompleted Already adapted into a short drama. Search for the heroine’s name to watch it. Two more versions are waiting to premiere. (Unhinged + hilarious + both leads are chaste + wins hearts and bodies + magic space + satisfying revenge + rival suitors sent to the doghouse) She transmigrates and immediately has to bring a groom good luck? And she’s supposed to wed a chicken? She stabs the ceremonial chicken right through and throws up her arms, shouting, “Get on my nerves and I’ll damn well turn this ent 11.9kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves

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    The first book has the most jokes, it's seriously hilarious! 🤣 Every chapter is funny, the story isn't long, so you can finish it quickly. I specifically slowed down the playback speed for this book.

34. 984 全 Everyone Stakes Their Life: I Become the Grim Reaper and Save the Goddesses of the World 全民氪命：化身死神救济天下女神 Classmate Cola可乐同学Urban822k WordsOngoing [Transmigration into another body + multiple heroines + hidden secrets + everyday life + cheat ability + ruthless decisiveness + absurdly high stats + two-form transformation + Titled Douluo certified] Take it slow at first, then become invincible in the middle and late stages! Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I transmigrated into a tabby cat! In this world, people awaken their Life Wheel Spirit Mark at eighteen, and lifespan is quantified as a stat. To get stronger, you have to spend —Reads—Score74.3kShelves

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    A small amount of plot can be found in the meme.

35. 985 震 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊！玄学大佬被读心了 Yellow Peach Tutu黄桃土土Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 378.3kReads9.5Score76.8kShelves
36. 986 发 I Launched the Immortal Realm Version of Douyin, and the Holy Land Ancestors Lost It 发布抖音仙界版，圣地老祖破防了 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Cultural invasion of the cultivation world] + [Lighthearted comedy] Lin Ye transmigrates into a cultivation world where righteous and demonic factions are locked in mortal opposition, becoming a demonic overlord who has gone undercover in the righteous path. If war breaks out between the two sides, he’s as good as dead. Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Entertainment System. It gives the entire cultivation world access to the internet and brings over a host of entertainment devices and apps 30.7kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
37. 987 你 You Travel the Stars, I Cultivate Truth. I Return to the Apocalypse to Fight Zombies 你星际我修真，回到末世打丧尸 Dou Momo豆墨墨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse359k WordsCompleted [Two Powerful Leads] [The Male Lead Starts Out as Her Enemy, Then Becomes Her Devoted Dog] [A Touch of Groveling] [Lighthearted Power Fantasy] Yue Zheng transmigrates back from the cultivation world and discovers that her own world has become an apocalypse. Zombies besiege the city, and natural and man-made disasters wreak havoc. She cleaves the sky with a single sword. With fasting pills and flying talismans, she utterly outclasses the zombies, who wail in terror. Only the red-haired freak besi 6.9kReads8.8Score941Shelves

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    Look at this, it's a post-apocalyptic story, I didn't skip a single chapter, it's hilarious!

38. 988 我 I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？ Who Knows Where知向谁边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final 32.7kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves

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    I generally don't look at things that aren't abstract.

39. 989 九 The 90s: Ever Since I Stopped Being Filial, I've Had the Sweetest Smile 九零，自从不孝后我笑的可甜嘞 Ten Steps, Ten Steps十步十步Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted In her previous life, Li Xingjian’s reputation was ruined before she could return home. Her biased mother demanded that she give her childhood sweetheart and fiancé to her younger sister, then forced her to sacrifice herself to secure her sister’s future. “You weren’t pure to begin with. Even if I let you marry, who would want you? Once your sister makes something of herself, she’ll spare you a bite to eat. I’m only doing this for your own good, aren’t I?” Her useless father turned a blind eye t 45.2kReads9.3Score4.9kShelves
40. 990 时 How Am I Supposed to Survive Around Conan When I Keep Coughing Up Blood 时不时吐血的我在柯南身边怎么活 Moonlight Tea明月茶Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Detective Conan + No Romance + Little Sister Ai + Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Hero] Feng Jianhe transmigrates and gets a buff from the start: his constitution is permanently set to -1… Also known as: “How Do I Survive Beside the Grim Reaper When I Keep Coughing Up Blood?”, “The Hospital Is My Home, and Everyone Helps Me Get Back There,” and “There’s No Need to Worry About Me, I’m Really Fine. The Important Thing Is That I Didn’t Kill Anyone.” Shipping fans, keep to your own corner~ 13.7kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves

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    The first book features a protagonist named Kazama Tsuru, a travel writer with poor health whose relationship with his friend Igarashi Yo is incredibly sweet; the second book also features a very sweet pairing of Gin and Kudo Shinichi.

41. 991 爹 My Dad’s a Demon Lord, My Mom’s a Holy Sovereign. Why Shouldn’t I Live Off Them? 爹魔尊，娘圣主，我不啃老干嘛？ My Stomach Hurts, Pinch Me肚子痛捏Urban3.1M WordsOngoing [Genius] + [Funny at first, unhinged later] + [Offbeat protagonist] + [Clever cultivation] + [Huge stats, but that doesn’t mean the mechanics are weak] + [Multiple heroines] In the year 356 of the Dragon Kingdom, a golden imperial carriage smashed through the sun, a celestial palace rose above the moon, and the stars of the heavens awakened one after another. The world entered an era of spiritual qi revival, and people awakened spiritual roots to pursue the path to immortality. Ling Yishan, a 77.3kReads9.2Score8.1kShelves
42. 992 穿 Transmigrated as the Patron of a C-List Star 穿越成18线小明星的金主 Wind and Wintergreen Shoots风冬青笋Modern Romance149k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Female Sugar Mommy + Male Celebrity + Mutual Devotion + System] After filling out a joking anonymous question: “If money were no object, what kind of identity would you want...?” Lin Zhi's eyes lit up. Money was no object... With a flick of her finger, she typed two words. “Sugar mommy.” Submit [Ding-dong! Choice confirmed!] [Life Experience System successfully activated! Dear Host, please don't go OOC~] Lin Zhi got her wish and became a sugar mommy. Was the person she was keeping a 34Reads—Score—Shelves

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43. 993 穿 I Transmigrated into Ma Xiaotiao and Drove the Whole School Crazy 穿越马小跳，全校被我整麻了 Wu Xiaozhi Has No MolesWu小智没有痣Male-Channel Fanfiction55k WordsOngoing (A new author and a new book) [Handcrafted from scratch] [Lighthearted comedy] [Everyday school life] [Goofy male lead] [Play the pig to eat the tiger] (He pulls one over on Tang Yin and the others) Wu Xiaonan never dreamed that an illustration of the Great Fortune in an old book would make him transmigrate. He transmigrates into the world of the mischievous Ma Xiaotiao. His deskmate Lu Manman's Death Note, the Four Heavenly Kings constantly cooking up new antics, Ding Wentao abandoning writing 39Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is so funny I couldn't hold it in.

44. 994 末EN The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临？我先降临！ Noodle King Zai板面王仔Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.8M WordsCompleted [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 411kReads9.2Score34.2kShelves

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    My brother Hao was born to be an aristocrat. I'll fight anyone who calls me a peasant.

45. 995 雾 Entwined in Mist and Clouds 雾缠云绕 Jian Xi简兮Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 12.8kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves

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    The director was practically furious, and the male lead was even chiming in on him. It's hilarious! [Laughing and crying emojis]

46. 996 穿EN After Becoming the Villainess, I Clear My Name Every Day 穿成恶女后每天都在洗白 Gathering Vetch, Gathering Vetch采薇采薇Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Everyone’s Darling + Adorable Kids + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy]: Transmigrating into a lovesick woman, Tang Zhuyun wakes up in the middle of a scene where she’s climbing into a man’s bed. She turns around and runs. Forget this bed, she’s not getting in! Who needs a man when her father is the top scholar, her brother is the top scholar, and even her son will be the top scholar? They’ll protect her, so she can do whatever she wants! As a master physician, she’ll focus on her career, save lives, and k 33.9kReads9.3Score4.7kShelves
47. 997 神 Tycoon: Bring Home a Campus Belle in Black Stockings for Just 398 神豪：只需398黑丝校花带回家 Flying Feiyangyang会飞的沸羊羊Urban682k WordsOngoing [Subverting tropes] [Multiple heroines] [Everyday life] Life is like a game, with countless quests to complete. Win, and you'll live in wealth and luxury. Lose, and you'll go bald in an M-shaped pattern. Other people get a tycoon System and start with hundreds of millions, even billions. But Cheng Che's System only gives him rewards for completing quests himself. Worst of all, failure comes with life-threatening punishments. To avoid being punished, Cheng Che has no choice but to work hard and c 6.6kReads—Score304Shelves

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    This is the only system-based super-rich novel I've ever read; it'll make you laugh like a pig.

48. 998 名 The Great Detective Whose Lips Were Prised Open by Gin in Detective Conan 名柯之被琴酒撬开嘴的大侦探 Xiao Yu,肖宇丶Anime Fanfiction626k WordsCompleted “Great detective, this is the third time you’ve tried to sneak out.” Gin clamped a hand around Shinichi Kudo’s jaw. His bone-white teeth sent a chill down the back of Shinichi’s neck. Shinichi Kudo looked at the familiar faces appearing one after another on the screen before him. He knew Gin had been keeping him under surveillance. “Gin, this is the last time. I won’t run away again.” Shinichi Kudo looked at the man advancing toward him as if emerging from an abyss. Gin was a demon. He had been 5.6kReads8.9Score724Shelves
49. 999 爹 Daddy, Keep It Up! Mommy’s Magic Is Growing Stronger 爹地加油，妈咪的法力又提升了 The Night Wind Is Chilly夜风煞凉Modern Romance276k WordsCompleted The CEO's Snake-Shaped Hug Pillow, also known as Daddy, Keep It Up! Mommy's Magic Power Has Leveled Up Again For several lifetimes, he was a high-ranking official and a nobleman, yet the only burial item he had was a hug pillow. For several lifetimes, he never took a wife or had children, because in his heart, he was waiting for a certain snake to come and meet him. She is a thousand-year-old snake with boundless potential, and she's been cocky ever since she was little. They say 219Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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    The female lead is a snake who has seduced the male lead for several lifetimes. In this life, the male lead is reborn as a CEO and is incredibly proactive.

50. 1000 爆 Hilarious Transmigration: The Princess Consort Is a White Lotus 爆笑穿越：王妃是朵白莲花 Liu Qibaizi柳七白子Ancient Romance3.3M WordsCompleted The God of War, Prince Yan, said, “My princess consort is delicate and kindhearted, gentle and sweet. Don’t you dare bully her!” The people she had tricked and left with no way to complain thought, “Doesn’t your conscience hurt when you say that?” After ascending the throne, Prince Yan declared, “My empress is dignified and virtuous. I alone will dote on her among the six palaces. The other consorts can just be there for show!” The consorts, having been sent packing, thought, “The empress is a h 12.4kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves

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