Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until You Pound the Wall 爆笑沙雕文笑到锤墙

1. 451 睁 I Opened My Eyes and Returned to the Day My Wife Had a Difficult Labor 睁开眼，回到老婆难产当天 It's Xiao Qing是小青啊Urban2.9M WordsCompleted Short dramas: When I Opened My Eyes, It Was the Day My Wife Went Into Difficult Labor; 1988: Reborn to Protect My Wife and Children Early story: farming and business. Later: heading to Ula to trade for equipment, then selling guns, cannons, planes, tanks, and firecrackers printed with our very own dollars (starts at chapter 330). If you had the chance to be reborn, what regret would you make up for? The moment Si Chen opened his eyes, he found himself back on the day his wife went into difficu 19.1kReads9.3Score2k14d adds

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   [Already recommended] The protagonist, Si Chen, is reborn back to the night his wife suffered a difficult childbirth in 1988. In a desperate situation with no ammunition or food, he embarks on a journey to defy fate. He bravely ventures into the business world with his homemade gun, rising from a "polite" peddler selling daily necessities to a multinational arms tycoon. AKs, Katyusha rifles, T-series heavy tanks, and even firecrackers have become his bargaining chips.

2. 452 团 Beloved by All, the Fearsome and Adorable Young General 团宠农门女将军又凶又萌 Lotus Leaf Fragrance荷叶香Ancient Romance5.0M WordsCompleted ☾Ensemble cast + steady power progression + no romance + academy + passionate + hilarious + decisive and ruthless + gets better the more you read☽ "The heroine is tiny and sweet, but she kills without mercy and without hesitation" Ming Ying transmigrates straight into a deadly predicament. Her body is that of a frail four-and-a-half-year-old. Her parents have just died in battle, her family is dirt poor, and she and her three young brothers can barely hope to survive the winter. To make matters 16.3kReads9.5Score2.8k14d adds

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   Haha, this book is addictive, I just can't stop reading! 🤣 I initially thought it was just a typical cute and innocent story, but it turned out to be my favorite kind of cultivation novel. The author has solid literary skills, the language is vivid and interesting, with both humor and tears. The author perfectly captures the childlike cuteness of the female lead. The theme is fresh; the female lead is small, yet her martial arts skills are off the charts—the contrast is huge, especially the fighting scenes, which are truly exhilarating. In short, I think this is a 10/10 book, a rare gem among Tomato's works…

3. 453 漂 The Beautiful Stepmother Who Sweetened the Whole Family 漂亮后妈，甜翻全家 Lu Chi鹿迟Modern Romance501k WordsCompleted Publication deal signed. On sale August 28. [One-on-one sweet romance + marriage of convenience + lighthearted daily life + both leads speak their minds] Sheng Mumu transmigrates into a book. Other people transmigrate into books to date handsome men and become stars. But when it’s her turn, she has to become the stepmother of a 17-year-old rich young master? Help, she wants out! Wait, what? If she pretends to be married, she’ll get 500,000 yuan in pocket money every month and an additional card 53.6kReads9.6Score7.2k14d adds

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   I highly recommend the third and fourth books; they're hilarious and wacky! [Laughing emojis]

4. 454 没 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ And Halfway Up the Mountain, Mist Like a Sash而半山居雾若带然Ancient Romance123k WordsOngoing [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 412Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Absolutely hilarious!! The male and female leads are incredibly sweet! The whole cast is hilariously silly!! I laughed so hard!

5. 455 哄 What a Display of Filial Piety! The Crazy Little Girl Is Addicted to Face-Slapping 哄堂大孝！疯批小姑娘她打脸上瘾 Yu of the Three-Tiered Tower三重楼喻Modern Romance743k WordsCompleted [Completed] [Feel-good story + devoted couple + lighthearted comedy + contrasting personalities + secret identities + showbiz + no rebirth] A brazen, outrageous, sociable, sharp-tongued little mercenary girl VS an obedient, well-mannered, aloof princely heir, as untouchable as a flower on a high peak (Content warning: The male lead is breathtakingly beautiful and utterly useless at first, but there’s a twist later.) On the first day after returning to China, Jiang Wanxing runs into a man as beau 16kReads9.4Score1.8k14d adds
6. 456 穿 After Transmigrating into a Book, She Goes Viral in Showbiz by Going Off the Rails 穿书后她靠疯癫爆红娱乐圈 Luo Zui洛醉Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted So what if she transmigrated into the body of a vicious supporting actress hated by the entire internet? From the start, she gets kidnapped and forced to livestream it? When other hostages burst into tears and beg to be released, she rubs her hands together for the camera. “Tie me up! Tighter! You’ll get silver bracelets and a free 20-year subscription!” Kidnapper: ??? It’s the first time I’ve seen a kidnapper get reverse-PUA’d by a hostage until he’s crying and begging to be let go. The livestr 184Reads8.5Score10014d adds

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   Song Lizhi, with 20 million followers, bluntly stated that CEO Chi's extreme double standards are so well understood that he's just lazy. The entire internet is going crazy with interpretations. Chi Enxi's alternate account boldly called out, "Please continue to be crazy." While talking about market research, he was secretly laughing uncontrollably while holding up financial statements. His assistant immediately noticed something was off, and behind the scenes, everyone was gossiping and getting carried away. The contrasting displays of affection are both adorable and hilarious.

7. 457 只 All I Can Do Is Grow Vegetables and Cook, Yet I Became Cultivation World's Top-Tier Star 只会种菜做饭，却成了修真界顶流 Mr. Impenetrable不透君Modern Romance637k WordsCompleted [Hilarious and Heartwarming + Food + Farming + A Touch of Modern Cultivation] She inherited a cultivation legacy, and her innate talents were cooking and growing vegetables. She became the leader of a sect, but living in poverty was the norm. From the start, all she had was a ramshackle building, a patch of wasteland, and half a mountain forest. A leader with no great ambitions and four idle disciples. Sect leader Jiang Tingyun said, “In modern society, spiritual energy has dried up. Cul 23.2kReads9.5Score3.3k14d adds
8. 458 开 Invincible From the Start! But Born to Be a Corporate Drone 开局无敌！却是个牛马命 The Trajectory Is Drifting Left弹道正在偏左Eastern Fantasy397k WordsOngoing Other people cultivate through hard work, fortuitous opportunities, and good fortune! Wang Fan cultivates by taking a beating, absorbing power, and making his opponents die for him! After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Wang Fan awakens an invincible Chaos Dao Body: immune to every art, devouring every attack, and growing stronger with every battle! He withstands a Nascent Soul army while only at the early Nascent Soul stage, takes a mighty Fusion attack with his body, and absorbs every 5Reads—Score—14d adds

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   The protagonist, Lao Liu, just wants to relax, while the system is always plotting murder and robbery! All sorts of antics! You'll laugh like a pig in the middle of the night!

9. 459 宫 The Palace Maid Keeps Embarrassing Herself Every Day 宫女她每天都在社死的路上 Hu Yu蝴俞Ancient Romance577k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + inner thoughts + System + regret-and-redemption arc + secret identities] As the story’s disposable cannon-fodder bug, Zhou Shengsheng thinks she can reincarnate perfectly as long as she keeps the plot on track. But these three men are each stranger than the last. When she was a palace maid, they treated her like a plaything. She thought she could put on a new secret identity and get back at them for everything she had endured. But their reactions leave her baffled. Th 8.9kReads9.4Score1.7k14d adds

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   The first book was hilarious; the male lead could hear the female lead's thoughts, and she was complaining about how difficult it was to please them! 😂 The second book also featured the ability to hear thoughts, but who could resist a domineering CEO in cotton pajamas drinking tea?! 😘😘 The third and fourth books featured female leads who were celebrities, and all sorts of bizarre and funny things. The fifth book had the female lead bound to a "mischievous" system, causing chaos and suffering for everyone around her. [Facepalm][facepalm] The fifth book was really funny; she did live-streaming e-commerce and participated in an international desert island survival reality show (something like that), completely outmaneuvering the foreigners. It was incredibly funny! [Facepalm][facepalm][facepalm] Also, author, could you please update faster? I've been saving this for ages, but when I opened it, there were only about ten chapters! I'm urging you to update! I'm urging you to update! [Licking screen][licking screen][licking screen]

10. 460 重 Reborn, I Become My Arch-Enemy's Living Widow Sister-in-Law 重生后，我成了死敌的活寡嫂子 Two Times Four Means Prosperity二四得发Ancient Romance517k WordsCompleted [Both leads are reborn + sister-in-law and brother-in-law + an aloof beauty brought down from her pedestal + emotional push and pull + winning her heart and her body + devoted couple] The Eastern Palace has no crown prince, and the princes are locked in a fierce struggle for the throne. Ning Miao and Yan Mobai are the top strategists of their generation, each serving a different master. They cross paths over a map of iron mines and kill each other. Only after her death does Ning Miao learn tha 39kReads9.4Score5.8k14d adds
11. 461 许 If You Can Have Jiahao, Then So Can I! 许你嘉豪，就许我嘉豪！ Golden Dawn晨光鎏金Urban195k WordsOngoing I'm Wang Jiahao, a forty-year-old old man. One day, I woke up to find that my soul had somehow ended up in the body of a college student named Ouyang Jiahao. I'm a failed, greasy, bald, ugly, short nobody, and now I have a young, handsome, well-educated body. Isn't this Heaven giving me a second chance? I thought I was the chosen one, but it turns out there's a second Jiahao right by my side! If you get to be Jiahao, then so do I. When it comes to being Jiahao, I'm even more Jiahao than you! —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    When it comes to being silly, I, Jiahao, have never been impressed by anyone.

12. 462 北 Northern Song Dynasty Playboy: The Dog-Head Guillotine from the Start, Please Spare Me, Lord Bao 北宋纨绔：开局狗头铡，包大人饶命 Cloud-Piercing Sparrow穿云雀Historical1.3M WordsOngoing What a Chaotic Dynasty! At Kaifeng Prefecture, Bao Zheng presides beneath the lofty mirror, with his three executioner's blades at the ready. At Tianbo Manor, Mu Guiying dons her armor and takes command, guarding the realm. On Mount Liang, 108 heroes gather at their stronghold, clamoring for rebellion. Cai Jing and the Six Bandits control the state finances. Grand Tutor Pang and his cabal of villains hold the military reins. The old rogue Gao Qiu does nothing but cause trouble all day, aside fro 292Reads9.1Score—14d adds

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    The story of a male protagonist with a quirky imagination and his simple-minded system.

13. 463 看 Getting Stronger by Reading Novels? What About My 50,000 Hours? 看小说就变强？我五万时长怎么说 Absolutely No Second Update绝不二更Urban110k WordsOngoing [Eerie Revival] [Readers of Yang Shi Zi Are in Luck] [Urban Imagination] [Thunderous Action] [Ultimate Tomato Fantasy] Lu Yan graduated from college and immediately became unemployed. His girlfriend back home also left him because he couldn't come up with the 388,000-yuan bride price. With nowhere else to turn, Lu Yan found a fortune-telling master. After a long, thoughtful pause, the master wrote down a character and handed it to him. Lu Yan looked down, his heart sinking: Doom. Was he really 926Reads—Score13014d adds

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    Main character cosplays Ultraman Tiga

14. 464 真 The Real Heiress’s True Nature Fell Apart After Her Thoughts Were Read 真千金被读心后，人设崩了 Ye Xiaowan叶小晚Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone can hear her thoughts + System + everyone’s darling + personal growth + face-slapping + carefree slacking] After Gu Xizhi died suddenly from working overtime all night, she discovered she had transmigrated into a novel she’d read and become the real daughter, a cannon-fodder character with a miserable ending. But if she was going to be cannon fodder, so be it. She was young, broke, and had no desire to work hard. So, before the Gu family could discover their real daughter was out there 10.8kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds

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    ✨✨These are all high-quality, hilarious, and funny stories that will have you laughing so hard you'll want to bang your head against the wall. 💐💐① [Everyone can read minds + System + Beloved by the Group + Growth + Slapping Faces and Acting Down] Gu Xizhi transmigrates into a book, becoming a pitiful cannon fodder true heiress. She's young, has no money, and doesn't want to work hard, so being cannon fodder is fine. She decides to take the vicious female supporting character Xi Tong and go find her relatives herself. "Ding, triggering system mission..." Gu Xizhi can only cry and complain in her heart while doing the mission, bullying the original female lead and doing bad things. The Gu family members who hear her thoughts are dumbfounded. The way the obedient (younger sister) pretends to be a bad guy is so cute. [How strange, I'm so bad, how come I seem to be the group's favorite?] 💘💘② [Transmigration! Rebirth! Lighthearted and cheerful + refreshing and funny story] Lin Chuyi, who failed her tribulation, is reborn in a small mountain village. Raising spirit beasts, taming monsters, and leveling up with family! The family, carrying all their belongings, fought their way from the countryside to the capital! The moment they stepped into the General's Mansion, the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the Buddhist hall suddenly exploded. On her first visit to the palace, the timid Fourth Princess dared to roll up her sleeves and fight. From then on, a little devil was born in the capital, leading a band of little demon kings on their journey. 🍓🍓 Follow Little Orchid @MingRuoRuLan, and you'll never be short of books to read! 💖

15. 465 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 32kReads9.6Score4.4k14d adds
16. 466 反EN Villain: The Female Lead Overhears My Inner Thoughts and Her Persona Crumbles 反派：女主偷听我心声人设崩了 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban2.7M WordsCompleted Tang Yu transmigrates into the world of a modern power fantasy novel, where he becomes a rich, playboy villain. Every time he survives a story arc, he gets a reward! He decides to play it safe and keep his head down all the way to the ending! From the start, he calls off an arranged marriage to avoid being beaten to death by the Dragon King! But unexpectedly, everyone is acting around him, determined to make him draw their hatred. Su Muyue: “You want to break off the engagement? No, you don't.” 78.8kReads9.4Score7k14d adds

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    This is a ridiculous story that made me laugh so hard my dad woke up in the middle of the night to beat me. It gets even more outrageous as you go on.

17. 467 三 Delta Force: My AWM Made Me Famous Across the Internet! 三角洲：我靠AWM火遍全网！ The Golden Dragonfish Who Slacks Off划水的金龙鱼Sports1.1M WordsCompleted The person standing before you is the [Chen Ze Cup Champion], the [Best Delta Force AWM Marksman], the [Most Perfect Chen Ze Cup Player], the [Spaceflight Terminator], the [Douyin Crown Prince], the [Most Entertaining Man], the [Singing Prodigy], the [Short-Video King], the [Founder of the Dual-Sniper Style], the [Leader of the Jiangdong Army]... the Grand Commander of Jiangdong!!! Zhou Yu transmigrates to a parallel world with Hextech runes and enters the highly anticipated Chen Ze Cup as a foo 8kReads5.4Score36614d adds
18. 468 修 Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙，我就养群妖怪，你们慌什么 Last Night's Tea昨夜的茶Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared 48.1kReads9.5Score6.8k14d adds
19. 469 啥 What, I Only Transmigrated into a Book After My Fake Pregnancy Was Exposed? 啥，假孕暴露了才穿书？ Pet Your Cat摸一下你的猫Modern Romance345k WordsCompleted A sharp-tongued heroine who loves making enemies × a former unhinged male lead who can’t go crazy anymore. (A hilarious transmigration-into-a-book story + System. Both leads are completely devoted to each other!!!) After becoming a vegetable, Wen Yao was bound to a transmigration-into-a-book System and sent into a romance novel called Mr. Fu, His Substitute Wife Is a Miracle Doctor. The love triangle between the male lead, his one true love, and the substitute heroine went on for millions of wor 24.8kReads9.3Score2.4k14d adds

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    Here comes a hilarious and absurd story!

20. 470 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14.2kReads8.5Score1.5k14d adds

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    The rating just came out, it'll probably go up. The protagonist is an alternate version of Ash and Red from a parallel world, with his own story, his own team, and his own path to becoming a Pokémon Master. There's no system, no rebirth, no time travel (unless you consider traveling from this world to Greenery counts, then disregard what I said). It's based on the original world setting, with some personal additions. All the Pokémon are humanized, and the protagonist is both silly and passionate. The story is absolutely exciting and hilarious, please support and check it out!

21. 471 系 System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行 Yang Le Ge Yang11洋了个洋11Eastern Fantasy171k WordsOngoing Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave 10Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Newbie here, updating 3 times a day, no-holds-barred comedy, give it a try! 645

22. 472 穿 After Becoming the Overbearing CEO's Sister, I Gave Up Trying 穿成霸总他妹后我摆烂了 Little Li Doesn't Eat Scallions, Ginger, or Garlic小李不吃葱姜蒜Modern Romance168k WordsCompleted Xu Tang transmigrated into a book as the overbearing CEO’s younger sister. The original version of her was a menace who’d joined the entertainment industry, and now Xu Tang had to clean up her messes. During a livestream, a hater asked, “Why are you pretending to be pitiful?” Xu Tang put in some eye drops and choked out, “How else am I supposed to cash in? We’re all working stiffs here, buddy. Give me a break.” On a variety show, during a truth-or-dare segment, she was asked, “What’s the most me 4.6kReads9.2Score41714d adds
23. 473 师 Senior Sister's Notes: The Entire Sect Is Crazy 师姐手札：整个宗门都有病 A Dream, Clear and Shallow清浅若梦Ancient Romance129k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted, funny everyday life × ensemble cast] The sect leader of Changsheng Sect brought home an ordinary mortal woman. She was so delicate and helpless that anyone would feel sorry for her, a fragrant white lotus through and through. I, Su Qingqian, the second-ranked personal disciple, was nominated by everyone to ask her to leave my master (or, rather, drive her down the mountain). “Here's five hundred taels. Leave my master.” The white lotus looked pitiful and said: “I love him for who 55Reads8.8Score10514d adds

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    How could a hilarious and absurd novel be complete without this one? It's so funny, you won't be able to stop laughing!

24. 474 恶 After Becoming the Villainess, I Play Matchmaker on a Dating Show 恶毒女配后，我在恋综当月老 Charming Mother Cockroach魅力母蟑螂Modern Romance238k WordsCompleted [Completed + transmigrate into a book + silly comedy + entertainment industry + absurd and illogical + unhinged fiction] Wen Shijiu transmigrated into a book. She became the doomed second female lead in a melodramatic, domineering CEO romance. She antagonized the petty, love-struck male lead and got trashed across the internet in retaliation. On top of that, she was immediately ordered to repay a massive debt. Men were speechless and women were in tears. With no other choice, she started working 411Reads9.3Score10014d adds
25. 475 狗 This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人，要我喊爸爸 The Charming Kurinono Kozue千娇百媚的仓永梢Urban268k WordsCompleted Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv 46Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I've seen this.

26. 476 穿 I Was Reborn as a Scripted Murder Victim, and Every Suspect Fell for Me 穿成剧本杀死者，嫌疑人都爱上我 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous Comedy + Beloved by Everyone + Clearing Her Name in Showbiz + A Harem-War Showdown] Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a murder mystery game as the victim, a washed-up actress hated by the entire internet. Her killer agent, her cold-blooded, straight-laced boss, and a top-tier star idol are all prime suspects who want her dead. To stay alive, she has no choice but to put her clever little brain to work. But she ends up being a little too clever. Not only does she successfully clear 10.2kReads9.3Score1.7k14d adds

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    🍅🍅These two books are so funny I almost choked! [Laughing and crying emoji] Who could resist laughing? They're absolutely explosive in the comedy world! 💥 ① Shen Xiaoyan transmigrates into a script as a washed-up female celebrity who's universally hated online. She accidentally becomes too clever for her own good, successfully redeeming herself and becoming a top-tier actress! 🆙 I was left wanting more after finishing the book. The female lead is a true acting talent and a pure comedic genius. ② Because she was betrayed by a scumbag boyfriend, she was immediately attacked by extreme CP fans and ended up in the hospital. Afterwards, she single-handedly turned a romance novel into a madcap one.

27. 477 全 The Whole Family Is Insanely Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 全家偷听我心声杀疯了，我负责吃奶 Xia Shengsheng夏声声Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted The Red Fruit short drama adaptation of My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts: Fu Bao Chaochao is now open for reservations! Please show it lots of support and give it a follow! [Whole-family mind reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + feel-good story] Lu Zhaozhao transmigrated into a book. She became a cannon-fodder character who was drowned at birth, while the heroine stole her identity. The heroine turned 14.9kReads9.6Score3.2k14d adds

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    Having read for 7 years, this is definitely the best children's book I've ever read! [Thumbs up] It's both entertaining and hilarious, the author's writing is superb, and the length of time I've read it speaks for itself… The older brother asks Chaochao, "What does 'fields crisscrossed, chickens and dogs within earshot' mean?" Lu Chaochao thinks for a moment: "It means chickens and dogs sniffing each other, right?" Lu Chaochao is beaming with excitement. Hahaha, I laughed so hard I almost split my legs! [Laughing and crying] The author is a wonderful person; it's incredibly funny but not jarring, full of childlike wit and humor. I laughed from beginning to end 🤣 My stomach hurt from laughing…

28. 478 穿 I Become the Villain's Wicked Mother and Nurse Kids on a Parenting Show 穿成反派的恶毒亲妈，在娃综奶娃 Jinjin Chenghuan今今承欢Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later × two people in the entertainment industry × adorable child × parenting variety show × livestream × scumbag's road to redemption] Xu Zhaozhao was completely screwed. She woke up to find she'd become the vicious mother of the book's big villain. According to the original story, the villain's birth mother beat or scolded him when he was little, causing him to turn evil and become twisted, until he eventually murdered her in cold blood. Fortunately, the future villain is 106.9kReads9.0Score10.7k14d adds
29. 479 开 From the Start, I Had Bogang's Recipe, and Became the Hannibal of the Ghost World 开局波刚食谱，我成鬼界汉尼拔 Young Master Tan公子檀Mystery1.3M WordsCompleted [Supernatural]+ [Comedy]+ [Talismans]+ [Madman]+ [Unhinged antics]+ [Ensemble cast]+ [No female lead] Are supernatural beings scary? When you're up against the mountain demon Po Kong, getting eaten is pretty much inevitable. Can't get a bite out of them in human form? How about using the Monkey Talisman to turn them into animals? Too many ingredients to handle? No problem, I've got the Shadow Army to help out. The other side is too strong? No problem, I can still transform into a demon. Or one o 1.9kReads6.6Score16614d adds

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    The main character is a complete goofball, and so is the one who swears. Basically, everyone's a goofball. There's a touch of the supernatural and a bit of creep, but it's mostly comedic.

30. 480 邻 The Neighboring Auntie Sent a Good Morning Sticker, and I Was Killed by a Maniac Ten Thousand Times 邻居大妈发个早安表情包，我被变态杀了一万次 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦19k WordsCompleted My neighbor sent me a good-morning sticker, and a psycho killed me ten thousand times 40Reads—Score—14d adds

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    The kind of silly, hilarious writing.

31. 481 沙 The Hilarious Dating Show Is Taking Over, and the Movie Emperor's Wife Is a Real Force 沙雕恋综吹满地，影帝夫人真给力 Tweet Tweet Blows Bubbles啾啾吹泡泡Modern Romance245k WordsOngoing A sweet, sassy, fiery, hilarious beauty vs. the impossibly handsome heartthrob actor [Showbiz dating show + hilarious antics + sworn enemies + both leads are romantically inexperienced + swoony, flirtatious sweetness + both reborn + marriage before love] A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud sweet treat! In her previous life, Su Qingnuan died suddenly while operating an excavator. Reborn into the body of a namesake D-list nobody everyone loved to hate, she runs into her old nemesis on a dating show! Su 27Reads9.4Score—14d adds

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    These books all made me laugh until my stomach hurt, hehehe (◍•͈⌔•͈◍)

32. 482 穿 Reborn as the Abusive Novel’s Male Lead’s Mother 穿成虐文男主他妈 The Little Cat Fell Asleep小猫睡了Modern Romance159k WordsCompleted [Short story contest] [Foodie fiction] [A sweet little treat] Overnight, she transmigrates into a book with a baby in her belly whose father is unknown. On closer inspection, the baby turns out to be the male lead from the tragic novel she read before. He's a poor little thing whose father doesn't care for him and whose mother doesn't love him. Penniless, Ding Sha relies on her excellent cooking skills to become the food goddess of a construction site. Spicy diced chicken, cured pork with garlic 31.7kReads9.6Score4k14d adds

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    These four books are absolutely super sweet and hilarious! The female lead, Er'er, in the first book is absolutely adorable, and the male lead, Li Ye, is just so nice. The second book has chapters titled after dishes, which is super heartwarming. The third book was hilarious; I laughed so hard I almost died. The fourth book, "Having Sailed Through a Thousand Trials," is good.

33. 483 大 The Powerful Elite's Beloved One-and-a-Half-Year-Old 大佬们的团宠一岁半 Zhou Xiaobai周小白Modern Romance675k WordsCompleted They promised to be each other's angels, but Xu Tong's scumbag first love turned around and became someone else's devoted lapdog. Furious, she stormed his wedding, only to be accidentally crushed to death by the ceiling. Xu Tong closes her eyes, then opens them, and somehow she's been reborn as his own daughter! Staring at the face she hates so much she could grind her teeth to dust, Xu Tong waves her tiny hands and declares that in this life, she has only one goal: to make life hell for her d 179Reads8.1Score—14d adds
34. 484 反 Reverse Lucky Charm: The More Miserable I Am, the More Heaven Rewards Me 反向锦鲤：只要我够惨，老天就赏饭 Dreams Layered Like Light Clouds轻云叠梦20k WordsCompleted Reverse Good Fortune: The More Miserable I Am, the More Heaven Rewards Me 46Reads—Score—14d adds
35. 485 你 You Spill the Tea, I’ll Dig for Dirt, and We’ll Strip the Emperor Down to His Drawers 你爆料，我吃瓜，扒光皇帝大裤衩 I Have a Tiny Waist我有小细腰Ancient Romance539k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Ridiculous Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + If You Don’t Laugh, You Can Hit Me With a Knife!] Bad news: Wei Yuyan has transmigrated into the body of a cannon-fodder heiress. She has no food, no drink, no clothes, and her tiny underpants have twenty holes in them. Good news: She’s bound to the God System. From the emperor, empress dowager, and princes to ordinary citizens, she can see everyone’s past and future and knows each person’s fate. With nothing 9.5kReads9.3Score95914d adds

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    I really enjoyed this book. It made me laugh from beginning to end! [Facepalm] I especially loved the female lead's gossip-eating system; it was hilarious! [Facepalm] I plan to reread it next time I'm looking for something to read. I've already saved it to my favorites, hahaha.

36. 486 大 A New Constable Arrives at the Dali Temple 大理寺来了个新衙役 Daydreaming Cat发呆猫Eastern Fantasy372k WordsOngoing Li Feile woke up one morning to find himself a constable at the Dali Temple, and a colleague of Yun Ying’s. Li Bai, that was your handiwork on the Vermilion Bird Gate, wasn’t it? You’ve recklessly damaged public property. Come with me to the Dali Temple. Miss Wan’er, you just flew through the sky, didn’t you? Under the Tang Dynasty Public Order Regulations, martial artists are forbidden from using lightness skills within Chang’an. Come along to the Dali Temple. Miss A Li, Miss Diao Chan, you two 343Reads9.1Score10014d adds

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    They're all hilarious, especially the fourth one—it's absolutely amazing! I couldn't stop laughing, and it even had a really immersive feel to it. [Smile]

37. 487 搞 A Comedic Girl Transmigrates into a Book and Becomes Everyone’s Favorite with Her Silly Antics 搞笑女穿书后靠沙雕成了万人迷 Little Miss Sheep羊妹妹Modern Romance147k WordsOngoing [Absurd Comedy + Everyone's Favorite + Silly Humor + Slacking Off + Face-Slapping + Everyone Falls for Her] After transmigrating into a book, Feng Waiwai discovers she's become a notorious, bottom-tier supporting villain in the entertainment industry, and she's got a slacker System. Before she transmigrated, the original owner was a troublemaker who often spouted nonsense. Afterward, everyone notices that Feng Waiwai has changed. When faced with the male idol she used to fawn over: Feng Waiwai: 2Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 488 鹊 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了，牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷26k WordsCompleted No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Upon entering the Heavenly Court, the Cowherd was stunned by the sight before him—the Heavenly Court's buildings were denser than office buildings on Earth, with celestial palaces rising one after another. The tallest building was inscribed with "Lingxiao·Tiangong No. 1," With a banner hanging below: "Prime location in the Heavenly Court, down payment only 100,000 celestial jades, monthly payment 3,000 celestial crystals, move in with your bags, free parking space at the South Heavenly Gate!" Real estate agents along the roadside held up signs shouting: "Heavenly Court affiliated primary school district housing, total price 800,000 celestial jades, miss it and you'll have to wait another 500 years!" "Galaxy river view apartment, unobstructed first-line river view, buy one floor and get one free, plus a Heavenly Court residency!" The Cowherd was dazzled by the sight.

39. 489 穿 Reborn as the Crown Prince in a Torture Novel: Isn't This a Sweet Deal? 穿成虐文太子，这不福利局吗？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical13k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated Into a Tragic Romance as the Crown Prince. Isn't This a Freebie? 570Reads—Score15214d adds
40. 490 修 Asura Sword God 修罗剑神 Three-Inch Cold Edge三寸寒芒Eastern Fantasy8.8M WordsOngoing Born with a supreme divine meridian, the youth fell from grace into the mortal world because of his kind heart. His boundless resentment awakened the Divine Demon Token, granting him the legacy of the supreme overlord of the divine realm. His body was tempered with the true blood of the Ten Primordial Ferocious Beasts, and he rose to power against all odds! With a mortal body, he battles the gods and Buddhas who fill the heavens. He asks: how much are worldly bonds worth, and what is the truth o 21.1kReads8.8Score1.9k14d adds
41. 491 随 Random Street Stalls: I Use Food to Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes 随机摆摊：我用美食引蛇出洞 AAAA Prosperous BloomsAAAA花开富贵Urban889k WordsOngoing [Food + undercover work + comedy + catching criminals + System + no heroine + no romance] Also known as Food: The Undercover Cop Sets Up a Street Stall, and Fugitives Beg Him to Get Back to Work Xiao Lan transmigrated into the body of a police officer in a parallel world and was assigned to pose as a street-food vendor while keeping an eye on a suspect. As it happened, he’d been a cooking genius in his previous life. This was right up his alley. The next day, a tricycle loaded with top-tier food 9.9kReads9.4Score86914d adds

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    Oh my god, this is hilarious! My hands are aching from typing all night [laughs]. The vendor carefully scooped a spoonful of batter and awkwardly spread it on the griddle. The girl asked, "Boss, is this your first day on the job? You're not... A policeman pretending to be a vendor, are you?" Hahaha, this scene is just too funny!

42. 492 心 A Scheming Woman Ran Off Pregnant? What a Lucky Break! 心机女带球跑？还有这好事？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人12k WordsCompleted A scheming woman runs off while pregnant? What a lucky break! 405Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 493 笑 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死！八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 13Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 494 只 I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.9M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 263kReads9.5Score19.5k14d adds

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    What's wrong with buying a pig's trotter? [Evil laugh][Evil laugh][Evil laugh][Evil laugh] Xiao Lan transmigrated into a police officer in a parallel world and received a mission to disguise himself as a food vendor to monitor suspects. In his previous life, he was a genius chef, so this was a perfect match for his expertise. The next day, a tricycle carrying top-notch delicacies appeared at the mission site. The criminals fought over a bite to eat. The police took him away immediately, and the interrogation only made things worse. Wait, we just stole a pig's trotter, how can we be sentenced to death? From then on, Xiao Lan became a special undercover agent for the national police, setting up stalls all over the world. Braised pig's trotters outside an electronics factory, barbecue stalls in parks, pancakes that conquered Europe and America, health-preserving porridge next to a hospital... He arrived like the wind, lured criminals, and ran away.

45. 495 这 I’m Done Being the Green Tea Villainess 这绿茶女配我不当了 Midnight Feeding Ghost深夜干饭女鬼Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Goofy Comedy + Love Interests to Choose From + No Romance at First] Lu Weicha transmigrated into a hit novel about secret identities. Her older sister was a hidden powerhouse, while she was a fake heiress who acted sweet and innocent. She practiced piano for years, hoping to become a master’s student, only to learn the master was her sister’s disciple. She topped her grade in the exams, hoping to bring glory to the Lu family, while her sister got into Tsinghua or Peking University with ease. Sh 1kReads9.0Score14414d adds

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    These three are all transmigration novels. The first one is hilarious because the female lead and the original male lead get together. The second one gets a little weird as you read on, but it's still very funny; I've already finished it. In the third one, the female lead gets a pancake thrown at her face by the male lead when they first meet, so she chases after him, hits him, and then throws the pancake at his face again.

46. 496 憋 A Regret-Filled Misery Story? I Thought This Was a Battle Series 憋屈后悔文？我寻思战斗番呢 Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人12k WordsCompleted A frustrating regret-fest? I thought this was a battle series! 12kReads—Score13914d adds
47. 497 逃 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪，八戒在高老庄当牛马 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang 2Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 498 天 Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! 天命之子：守护我方反派！ Red Moon, Clear Clouds红月晴云Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, unstable vibes. Enter at your own risk.] Zhou Yang was cursed with the doom of the lone star, and his whole family died because of him. Then, at last, when he was twenty-two, he cursed himself to death. As it turned out, he transmigrated into a villain and got bound to the Ultimate Invincible Big Villain System. Zhou Yang: “I suffered through a miserable life in my last life. What's wrong with enjoying myself in this one? Picking on the protagonist? Whoever wants to do it can go 36.5kReads9.3Score4.2k14d adds
49. 499 成 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 3Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 500 朕 I Have a Million-Man Army, and You Think I’ll Take This Insult?! 朕百万大军，能受这委屈？ Ash-Slinging Immortal打灰仙人Historical13k WordsCompleted I command a million troops. You think I’d put up with this? 608Reads—Score12114d adds

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