Help! My Junior Sister Keeps Trying to Destroy the World

[System] [No male lead] [No romance] [Ridiculous, feel-good story]

The world kisses me with pain, so I’ll punch the world into the ground!

How unlucky can a person get? Jiang Yan has an answer. All she did was walk along while looking at her phone, and a flowerpot dropped from the sky and killed her.

Some people die, but she’s still alive. She’s even been chosen as a hardheaded supporting actress who’s meant to sacrifice herself for the romance of a universally adored heroine.

No problem. If she can’t beat the heroine head-on, she’ll run. The heroine goes east, she goes west. The heroine takes to the skies, she burrows underground. The heroine is loved by everyone and makes flowers bloom wherever she goes; Jiang Yan is the bane of ghosts, defies heaven and earth, and picks fights with everyone’s entire family.

The heroine follows her harem route, flirting and entangling herself with men of every sort. Jiang Yan follows her lonely, single life, cutting off love and living as she pleases.

Unfortunately, the original plot is simply too powerful. Wherever Jiang Yan goes and whatever she does, she runs into the heroine.

What should you do when you encounter a lovesick simp who’s a complete sucker for romance? Respect their fate and let go of the urge to help. Respect them, wish them well, and let them stay together. And while you’re at it, keep them away from me. Stupidity really is contagious, so don’t come near me.

What should you do when you’re forced to witness the heroine’s colorful love life? Gossip is free, so why not enjoy it? The drama’s free too, and I can even turn it into a storybook and earn some extra cash. Who would turn down money?

What should you do when you’re treated like a mere backdrop to the heroine’s shining glory, and someone gets right in your face? If you hurt me, I’ll insult you. Not only will I insult you, I’ll beat you up good and proper.

Jiang Yan: Thanks for asking. I’m not targeting anyone in particular. I just attack everyone in the world equally and indiscriminately.

Finally, I hope everyone can make peace with their own negative emotions.