Are There Any That Are Hilarious Enough to Make People Laugh to Death but Have No CP?

145 男 My Boyfriend Kisses a Female Cockroach Every Day Jiang Xunjiu9k WordsCompleted 356Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Super funny short story!

146 今 I'm Also Working Overtime Today to Prevent the Universe from Going Crazy. An Unknown Immortal Cultivating PartyEastern Fantasy844k WordsCompleted 41Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Ji Wuxiu is a mediator of the Inter-Universe Management Bureau. His original job was to persuade the universe between the three universes. However, a deceptive teleportation accident brought him to a strange world of cultivation - the Hehuan Sect here is actually a well-known and upright sect, the little saint is still a succubus, and there is something incredible hidden in the flying sword of his senior brother. What's even weirder is that the composition of the spiritual energy, the monk's physique, and the method of forming pills are all different from the world of cultivation he knows. So, he decided to practice hard first and explore the truth secretly. Little did he know that he was uncovering the world's deepest secret step by step - a shocking secret related to the survival of the entire universe.

147 模 Simulate a Thousand Times, I Have the Escape Game Speed Pass Method Eat 100 Million Points LessUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 116.5kReads9.6Score17.4kShelves

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No cP! You'll know just by looking at the scores

148 农 Farmer's Little Group Pet: the System Crashed Again Today Partridge JesusAncient Romance310k WordsCompleted 2.6kReads9.4Score312Shelves

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Take it away, it's short, laugh from beginning to end

148 我 I Am a Fake Daughter, Who Am I Afraid Of? OrdunaAncient Romance560k WordsCompleted 2.6kReads5.8Score262Shelves

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There is CP, but there is no dog food. The fake daughter is here to dismantle CP hahahaha, FFF members are out of books

149 系 The System Granted Me Immortality, but It Did Not Grant Me Immortality. Bu Nishang of LiuxiEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted 49.2kReads8.5Score6.6kShelves

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No CP! Hilarious fairy tale! The most unorthodox grandfather in history cultivates immortality! I went to a brothel and listened to stories and met an old man I knew acquaintance, and an old man who opened a pawn shop and collected scraps because he didn't make any money...

150 被 After Being Cheated by My Own Mother, I Backhandedly Married the New Year, and the Scumbag Knelt Down Favorite Big Tomato24k WordsCompleted 10.6kReads8.9Score147Shelves

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Super wonderful book

151 这 This Security Guard Is so Capable That He Will Run Away If Something Happens! Orange and GrapefruitUrban2.1M WordsCompleted 29.8kReads8.6Score2.8kShelves

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①The protagonist has a role-playing system. If you successfully play each industry, you will get rewards. It will also trigger selected tasks. There are also rewards for completing the requirements. The protagonist will seek death from time to time, but because of his strong strength and background (the protagonist's grandfather is a top powerhouse) others dare not deal with the protagonist, so the protagonist has always been very mean! ②The protagonist awakens the SSS explosive power and has a merit system. Merits are needed to become stronger, so the protagonist does things everywhere to gain merit. The protagonist has a younger sister who awakens the power of the God of Death and becomes immortal. She can do various tricks such as cheating, jumping off buildings to lower housing prices, etc.!

155 规 Weird Story About Rules: the Old Man Pulled Out His Oxygen Tube at the Beginning One SixthMystery522k WordsCompleted 60kReads9.6Score9.1kShelves

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The first is that he has a different moral outlook. The second is just such a person. The title of the book is Ruren, which is about a time-traveling story. The third one is to have a system, and then there are various skills, but there are various side effects.

158 掏 After Eight Years of Digging Shit, I Realized That I Have the Qualifications to Be a Great Emperor. KunyuEastern Fantasy292k WordsCompleted 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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These seem to have CP, but actually they don't.

159 无 Invincible but a Little Sick A ChickenEastern Fantasy3.2M WordsOngoing 79.4kReads9.0Score8.4kShelves

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"A cloud in the northwest Xuantian!" "The crow fell into the group of phoenixes!" "The table is full of heroes!" "Who is the king and who is the minister!" Looking at the two children in front of him holding sticks and shouting at him, the corners of the middle-aged monk's mouth twitched slightly. After all, he was also an elder of the Emei Zhaixing lineage, and now he was robbed by two little kids! If other elders in the sect knew about this, I don't know how they would be laughed at.

160 九 When Did His Highness the Ninth Prince Ascend the Throne? Bone LeakageHistorical1.3M WordsCompleted 68.6kReads9.3Score7.4kShelves

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The first one is from the perspective of the female protagonist, and the next two are from the perspective of the male protagonist. They are both non-CP and there is no ambiguity.

164 跪 Kneel Down, She Is Crazy and Extremely Talented! Can't Afford to Offend FeixiAncient Romance3.0M WordsCompleted 25.9kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves

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No CP, it's not just funny, it's hilarious. Logic travels online and becomes a female supporting character, fighting wits and courage with various original female protagonists and male protagonists of Tiandao.

165 阴 Senior Sister Yin Is so Handsome, the Whole World of Cultivation Is Going Crazy ChengyaAncient Romance516k WordsCompleted 47.4kReads9.5Score9.1kShelves

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Help, I'm going to die laughing, the first book will explode and subvert your three views. The second is crazy literature, just read it if you feel aggrieved! Cool! ! !

166 全 Everyone in the Whole Sect Can't Find a Good Person? Swimming FishEastern Fantasy4.1M WordsCompleted 182.2kReads9.2Score20.6kShelves

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This book is true 9.9🦀🦀. The protagonist is Lao Liu, whose understanding is incredible. He has learned a thousand forbidden secrets, but no one knows about it. The sects all thought he was weak. It was not until the geniuses of other sects came to challenge that the protagonist revealed his strength. A level A is his ultimate move!

168 逆 Duzi, Just Wait for Me! YuejiuAncient Romance629k WordsCompleted 6.5kReads9.0Score792Shelves

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This is the first time I saw a book with this theme on Tomato. It's super nice [laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry][laughter and cry]

169 底 The Trump Card: the Queen of Venture Capital's Business Shura Field Zhou TianenModern Romance46k WordsOngoing 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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"The Queen of Venture Capital's Business Shura Field" Miss Shang, this drama is well acted. However, what if I say that the financial sponsor Suman seduced tonight is me?

170 军 The Military Wife Is Both Tea-Loving and Brave, and the 70-Year-Old Officer Is so Coaxed That She Has a Headache LostModern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted 24.6kReads9.2Score2.9kShelves

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It's so beautiful! The content is coherent. Funny. The most important thing is that I have great staying power after reading it. I beg you to read it! ! !

170 搞 Funny! I Mistook the Curse of the Evil God for My Ultimate Move Evernight GuardEastern Fantasy416k WordsOngoing 1.6kReads8.2Score135Shelves

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You can do a lot of things if you get up early, but if you don't get up early, you don't have to do anything. Excerpted from page 1832 of Zhang Laojiu's "Work Diary" [Shy]

171 让 I Let You Touch It, but I Didn't Let You Realize the Three Thousand Ways of Heaven. It's Not Easy to Be ColdEastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted 122.1kReads9.0Score14.4kShelves

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This book is a god-like book. Really, there is no nonsense at all. The rhythm is so tight that it is suffocating. The protagonist is powerful and has an online IQ. The plot is reasonable. Every chapter is addictive and impossible to stop! I read it for six hours yesterday, and it was already dawn and I still didn't want to sleep. This kind of book is so rare that I feel sorry for myself if I don't recommend it. Read it quickly!

173 我 I'm so Cute, No Matter What, They Call Me the God of Destroying Evil. Chao LianyunFantastical Romance362k WordsCompleted 31.1kReads9.2Score5kShelves

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[Laughing] [The masterpiece of bird food] A masterpiece with high scores and no CP. It's so funny, hahahaha, the heroine's family runs a paper shop, but she finds that people in this world are actually superstitious? ! So in order to make money, she started to fool other people! But in the eyes of others, this is a weird world, okay? ! The ghosts and monsters running rampant everywhere and the dungeon missions put them in danger, now! The heroine appeared like a giant light bulb, her whole body was shining with golden light🌞, it was so funny😆

174 假 She Went Crazy with Her Fake Daughter! Drinking and Listening to the RainModern Romance713k WordsCompleted 35.2kReads9.4Score4kShelves

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This book has been read by more than 100,000 people. What kind of concept is this? Crazy literature has been created by the author. The fake daughter and the real daughter met in the same live variety show, and the fake daughter heroine immediately started to go crazy.

175 兵 Soldiers Sent Out from the Mountains with Hundreds of Thousands of Soldiers to Return to Their Homeland and Expand into Xinjiang Twenty-Five Thousand Miles of Long MarchHistorical535k WordsOngoing 1.7kReads5.8Score—Shelves

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The male protagonist is reborn and leads fellow soldiers out of the Hundred Thousand Mountains to create a new world for the Han people

177 太 How Wonderful! This Nanny Actually Knows How to Use Poison! Fishing Little AssassinSports1.0M WordsCompleted 17.6kReads8.8Score1.6kShelves

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💥💥💥In the era of universal job transfer, everyone wants to awaken a powerful combat profession, but Li Xunle unfortunately became a wet nurse and was laughed at by everyone. Fortunately, he activated his god-level talent, and the poison can be infinitely stacked! He was originally a support person, but when he turned on the poisonous fog in a team battle, the enemy's health plummeted wildly, making his opponent doubt his life. Teammates are surrounded? He made a poison explosion with his backhand, instantly turning the tide of the battle. With the gentle hands of a nanny, she wields the most powerful poisonous killing technique. Watch how Li Xunle uses poisonous milk to rewrite the fate of the weak and dominate the world!

178 假 The Fake Rich Man Has Nothing to Fear, but I Am a Glutton for Eating. Seaside Crab CrabModern Romance381k WordsCompleted 25.1kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves

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💕Perfect match. The fake daughter of the heroine is a glutton. Until the real daughter comes back, she only worries about whether she can have enough to eat in the future. Not only the brothers say that the fake daughter of the heroine is stupid, but even the real daughter thinks that the heroine is so stupid and she still keeps him~ [Adoration]

179 穿 After Dressing up as a Villain, She Assassinates the Protagonist Group Every Day Chao LianyunAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 42.6kReads9.2Score6.1kShelves

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I have been reading Tomato for a year and will not read unless it is a high-quality product. So far, these three books are firmly in the top three hilarious ones. Three chapters are sure to make you fall into the trap. Highly recommended! ! ! !

182 假 After the Fake Daughter's True Feelings Were Leaked, She Was Completely Ruined ZongliModern Romance670k WordsCompleted 17.8kReads9.5Score2.7kShelves

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Super funny ꉂ ೭(˵¯̴͒ꇴ¯̴͒˵)౨" are all without CP. The first and second books are both about cultivating immortals. The heroines are funny and abstract. The third and fourth books are about real and fake daughters. They are the kind of people who get along well with each other. They have very good personalities. They have many brothers who love them. The heroines in these two books are big masters in metaphysics. They make money through live broadcasts. They have a lot of melons during the live broadcast and they explode. The fifth book is about a very abstract heroine who listens to her heart. She has five brothers who love her.

182 喜 Xitang Wei WeiHistorical3.6M WordsCompleted 149kReads9.4Score16.5kShelves

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Absolutely funny, 💋💋 I have never read a historical text that makes me laugh and feel uncomfortable, [laughing][laughing][laughing] Hahaha, super funny, you can't even kill yourself by laughing, I read it all night, it's so good, I almost lost my breath, the writing is also good, it's worth a read.

184 让 Let You Walk Around the World, Not Catch People to Plunder Their Wool Explosive BeastUrban2.4M WordsCompleted 38.5kReads9.3Score6.2kShelves

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Hilarious, the second one is the most hilarious, the last two have CP but are also very funny, I recommend it to you first, you can check it out if you want to, take a look at the second to last one, it's really, really, really funny.